54 thoughts on “>just get a haircut bro

  1. Anonymous says:

    idiot gets a haircut that doesn’t suit or is flattering for his face shape and it looks shit – wow so surprising

    • Anonymous says:

      His cheeks give his face a lot of width by the ears. He would benefit from a haircut that adds volume and width at the top. He needs to grow his hair for about six months then re-evaluate.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Next easy thing would be to switch or get rid of glasses. But everyone knows that losing weight would have the biggest impact.

  3. Anonymous says:

    1) Imagine going to the barber, spend money and ask for a "cut" that you can do yourself at home with a shaving razor.
    2) Imagine "deeply" regretting something that will fix itself in less than three months because hair hecking… GROWS?

    Are these people completely devoid of a cerebrum inside their skulls?

  4. Anonymous says:

    >"try Tyler durden haircut"
    >probably lives life like Edward Norten
    >fat gay, glasses, probably nerdy hobbies
    >go buzzcut
    >look like a stupid
    >yeah, totally haircuts fault
    R#dditcels are the worst

  5. Anonymous says:

    He needs the hair. Since his face is fat, with the buzz cut + the prescription glasses making that effect of making the eyes look smaller, makes him look like someone who has microcephaly.
    Anyways, what is he expecting? That’s probably the worst haircut for a fatty. Looks good on someone fit/masculine, not on a bunch of fat.

  6. Anonymous says:

    it exposed his weakpoints even more.
    he needs to…
    *lower body fat (<15%bf)
    *stubble
    *lose the glasses
    *appropriate haircut for his oval head
    *take the neck-pill
    *skin care

    after that he could sign up for a face analysis by someone like Chadify and see what he could do to looksmaxx.

  7. Anonymous says:

    I’d say he actually looks slightly better (he didn’t look like much to begin though). If he lost alot of weight and newed or whatever the buzzcut wouldn’t be a bad move for him.

  8. Anonymous says:

    It’s the conflicting styles. The haircut doesn’t match with the ironic retro glasses and unbuttoned hawaiian shirt. Like others have said, he just needs to ditch the glasses and lose a little weight. He’s still inbetween chubby twink softboi and actually looking tough. The problem is that he will probably keep chasing whatever that aesthetic is he has on the left.

  9. Anonymous says:

    He unironically looks better with the buzz cut. He would look even better if he wasn’t a pudgy little b***h boy.

  10. Anonymous says:

    He looks like a man now at least, it’s funny how sometimes having really nice healthy hair makes you look worse sometimes, like what are you a woman? Why is your hair so silky? Gay

  11. Anonymous says:

    that type of head shape only looks good with long hair because the hair hides it and makes the shape look more even in a way

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