Jordan Petersons 5 prerequisites for happiness

>job
>girlfriend
>friends
>educated to your intelligence level
>in shape

How many boxes do you check? Is it even possible for over half of people to obtain all of this anymore?

>me
>no job
>no friends
>no GF
>didn't finish my BA degree
>in shape

  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Buddha, Jesus and nearly every single religious and spiritual guru and prophet through history...

    ALL HAD JOBS AND GFs AND DEGREES.

    Thanks, JP!
    Very cool. <3

    • 4 weeks ago
      D. A. G. I. A.

      Yea this is good goyim nonsense

      Keep spinning on that wheel hamtaro

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they had something to teach. you have much to learn.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jordan Peterson is miserable. Do not listen to him.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Job, friends, educated, fit, crippling depression.
    Shouldn't one of the prerequisites be living in a functional country with a government that legitimately seeks the health and wellbeing of their people?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no, you're either lying about the above to be depressed as an identity or whining at nothing.
      You complaining about your country not giving a fuck about you anymore combined with not being in politics as either a politician or a lobbyist is your fault alone. If you really actually care you do more than vote, like get voted for and shit.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can say I lie, and all I can say back is I am not. Covid made me lose all hope for us, and am a doomer now. I only look forward to my death

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >dumbshit boomer drool

        neat post

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    zero. yup, zero.

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Those are all luxuries. Happiness is a lot cheaper and easier to source via drugs rather than accomplishment. Call me a loser all you want, I have no little interest in this world anyways.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So why are you so unhappy still?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'm mostly content. Could use a few more drugs.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm mostly content.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >starts off right and then goes retarded
      The happiness you speak of is distraction, that is all it is. In any case, happiness is an illusion. A murderer can be happy with themselves. But only the righteous know joy.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hapiness is a literal psyop.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >pension from zogbot wars
    >nope; GFs made me hate women
    >no friends
    >woefully under-educated; left in high school
    >in shape

    I'm mostly happy. Peterson is a fag.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    sketty

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      let sgoooooooooooooo

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy fuck someone else who listens to the southern Israelite Drake Shelton. He's a fucking retard. But he's right that christkekery is a dumpster fire

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          southern Israelite is a israelite homosexual and Stoic would beat the fuck out of him

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    False, the prerequisite for my happiness is israelite and race-traitors getting what they deserve.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >job
    no
    >girlfriend
    yes
    >friends
    not really
    >educated to your intelligence level
    tried college but sucked at first year
    >in shape
    no

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      So you have a GF, and nothing else going for you (not in USA) and you

      Job, friends, educated, fit, crippling depression.
      Shouldn't one of the prerequisites be living in a functional country with a government that legitimately seeks the health and wellbeing of their people?

      have everything going for you BUT a girlfriend, and in Canada (basically USA). Really says something

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If any of those things are your source for happiness then you are entirely lost. God is the source of all that is good.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can't play drums either

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >>job
    yes, and it pays well

    yes, but she's like a 6 (in shape though)

    no, i feel like friends are kind of gay
    to your intelligence level
    im not even sure. i have a masters degree and i generally think i was one of the smart kids in the class. i feel like i would score low on an iq test though. also, i think jp might be tooting his own horn here to remind everyone he has a phd.
    >>in shape
    yes

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >i think jp might be tooting his own horn here to remind everyone he has a phd.
      he had a high iq roommate who was working blue collar jobs and ended up killing himself

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he had a high iq roommate who was working blue collar jobs and ended up killing himself
        education can take many forms. i'd bet the average plumber with four years of experience knows way more shit than the average college graduate with a bachelor's degree.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i agree with you. i know a master electrician and this guy is def high iq and satisfied. from what peterson said, this roommate was starting from the bottom as a mechanic in his mid 30s

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao you obv don’t know many tradesmen
          The average plumber 4 years in is blowing all his money on drugs and alcohol and repayments on a car if he’s one of the “smart” ones

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Lmao you obv don’t know many tradesmen
            >The average plumber 4 years in is blowing all his money on drugs and alcohol and repayments on a car if he’s one of the “smart” ones
            i'm saying you should respect that these people know shit. most of my friends became welders and got into drugs and multiple DUIs. these types of dudes will fix up your house or car though. i fix my own shit but still....

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2.5

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >job
    >no gf
    >have friends that I should write to
    >stopped going to college at 20
    >skinnyfat alcoholic

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >have job
    >have wife and 3 children
    >lots of friends and some very close good friends
    >could probably be more educated and have more skills
    >50lbs overweight but still strong and nimble, can fuck like a god still

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No job, no girlfriend, no friends, but educated (BA... barely) and pretty good looking.

    I don't look as good as I want to look like though I have had a girlfriend and a well paying job but everything went to shit once I started turning 30 in 2017 and got into reading a lot of books (mostly philosophy and poetry) and exploring the ideas of guys like Jordan Peterson and Friedrich Nietzsche.

    Every day is a struggle for me to eat a perfect diet so I can look my best and I like to spend all my free time with my family (since I lived for 5 years without seeing them at all) and reading and writing as much as I can ever day, especially since I got into the reading and writing game pretty late into my life. The curse of knowledge, I guess.

    But still. I am really self conscious of my image and grew up as a chubby fat kid and even though I am pretty good looking by normies standards, I always eat 500 or so junk calories that make me a little pudgy and make me lose my self confidence.

    All I want is to look really good and have a perfect diet so other people will like me on the internet. I'm camera shy and that is what is killing me.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >All I want is to look really good and have a perfect diet so other people will like me on the internet. I'm camera shy and that is what is killing me.
      like are you trying to be a streamer or something? if you're in your 30s and haven't perfected a game it's already RIPBOZO. if you're good at a game you can transition to watching youtube videos and make real money.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not at all.

        A writer, mostly translating Spanish, French, Italian, Latin, and German poetry.

        I grew up knowing Spanish and French and started learning Italian, Latin, and German once I started exploring Jordan Peterson's and Nietzsche's ideas back in 2017.

        Wish I had started this 10 years ago, but I grew up poor and with uneducated parents who didn't know what my aptitudes were so I stumbled through most of my twenties as a semi-intelligent but capable person.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not sure why you want to look good online if you just want to write and translate. and looking good online is easy. many ugly girls that do it.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    job, wife , friends , in shape , could probably be PhD educated tbh

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Watching comfy movies is the way to go

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      me and my friends used to watch and quote this movie all the time but now i cant even watch, let alone re-watch a movie, unless it's a sports documentary. i dont even follow sports but the good docs are the best.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Gate kept by parasites
    >Well poised by degenerate, materialist culture
    >See above
    >Education system pozzed and built on usury; auto-didact nature a rare gift for less than 5% of population
    >This you can do if you don't eat goy slop

    When the world you live in is profane, do not let it's rules determine your worth. The real, single rule for happiness is find and live your Dharmic nature; we're in an age that needs "demolition" workers before a new age is built.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Reformed Stoic

    Let's gooooooo. Sketttttiiitttt.
    Check out my YouTube
    I'm a world famous drummer and rapper.
    I didn't finish Berklee college of music but that was because my mother Rebecca had the hots for me and wanted me to replace her limp dicked husband Grant. Wooooooooo. Now I'm cranking it daily

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2010 me:
    >job
    >girlfriend
    >friends
    >educated to your intelligence level
    >in shape

    2023 me:
    >I don't want to talk about it

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >educated to your intelligence level
    Close but no cigar. This needs major tweaking. If education is even to be used at all.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Back when Peterson was a student, I could see the argument for higher education. He lived in a small town that probably didn't even have a small library. Just think of how hard it was to access information, and having access to a high-quality university library was important.

      Nowdays, school is gayer than ever, and access to information is a piece of cake. The only thing that separates you from esoteric tomes that couldn't even be found in most prestigious universities is a 3 second google search. Universities are not only gay now, but outdated as well. At least as far as smart people who are actually curious are concerned.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Close but no cigar. This needs major tweaking. If education is even to be used at all.
      it's boomer thinking. i'm thinking about changing jobs and i called a former boomer colleague and he was like "you should be MY boss because you have a masters degree" and i was thinking "no fucking way you have 20 years of experience on me". degrees mattered to boomers because when they grew up only the smartest kids went to school. now degrees are handed out like hotcakes. if you have a good degree you can grift a good salary for now but once all the boomers go off to sit and watch ducks on the pond i think it's over.

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jordon Peterson looks like he’s on the verge of death

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >job
    Nope. Quit.
    >girlfriend
    Nope. Stared down the cart girl at the supermarket today.
    >friends
    Nope. Don't like them anymore.
    >educated to your intelligence level
    Nope. College dropout.
    >in shape
    Yep. Skated/walked 10 miles today.

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no job
    >gf
    >no education
    >one shitty friend
    >sort of in shape, not too bad but not fit

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Another classic scene

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >about to become gainfully employed... AGAIN
    >have a couple of female friends, one's a maneater and the other is taken
    >more than a few close friends
    >took a semester of electronics engineering, dropped out after first semester
    >reasonably good shape for mid-forties, not fat

    DGAF what JP prescribes, even if he is a doctor. I don't take any meds, I smoke and drink, and I'd rather discuss technology, gardening, food and music rather than head-case BS. I don't hate the guy, but it's rather hard for me to take seriously any grown man who openly breaks down in tears.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >and I'd rather discuss technology, gardening, food and music rather than head-case BS.
      i'm in this thread so fucking whatever but "head-case BS" really is the female domain. crazy guys is like the #1 topic on daytime tv and women are obsessed with true crime stories where the guy murders his wife or some shit.

  29. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No job
    Married
    Couple guys I play music with
    Pretty smart, but I hate education institutions; dropped out in 11th grade
    Stage 5 kidney failure, so I can't exercise for shit
    Only thing that matters is health. If that's gone, no amount the other things can make up for it.
    Jordan Peterstein is a muppet

  30. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >me
    >no job
    >no friends
    >no girlfriend
    >highschool education
    >not in great shape
    >extremely happy pretty much all the time

  31. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    2/5

  32. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Job
    No pussy no work
    >Girlfriend
    We want fit looksmatch virgin wives, non-GMO unvaxxed undivorceable and non-feminsts
    >Friends
    What we need is a society
    >Education
    You mean brainwashing
    >In shape
    Got that down, slob

    >Jordan Peterson
    Is literally a swine.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's crazy

  33. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No pussy No WORK PERIODDDD

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      incels are a thing in georgia bruh?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean we still manage women pretty nicely than you there's no reason for us to hate them but the stupid libtards are taking it over

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >No pussy No WORK PERIODDDD
      where did this come from? every guy works because they know there's pussy at the end.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I work but Chad's fuck all the PUSSY THATS UNFAIR

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If work guaranteed pussy, everyone would work

          work money pussy
          it's simple. maybe it doesn't work if you're a goblin

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But women are selfish bitches they don't fuck me soon ill snap and rape one of them I've been working on the same job for 20 years and still nobody wants to fucj

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              bro 20 year job in georgia pays as much as 1 year of mcdonalds in a normal country.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's not the world we live in anymore, as proven by statistics.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If work guaranteed pussy, everyone would work

  34. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I check all of them except gf and I've never been hornier and more depressed over nogf. It was easy to be nogf when a shut-in neet. It's far harder when you make 150k/yr.

  35. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  36. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >me
    >job
    >friends
    >Wife
    >finished my BA degree
    >has dad bod

    So fellas how’s a former teen parent doing

  37. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >job
    No
    >girlfriend
    No
    >friends
    My brother
    >educated to your intelligence level
    Not formally, but reading is basically what I do in my free time so I know a lot about a lot.
    >in shape
    No

    Damn. Well atleast I have a hobby that keeps me busy and makes me enough cash to live on the bare minimum.

  38. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jobs aren’t paying shit compared to how expensive everything is. Women are incapable of pair bonding. Friends come and go. Educated to your intelligence level? Is that supposed to mean that you’re supposed to stop learning? Working out is the only thing he got right. Oh and his daughter is a whore. He should probably clean his own room.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cant argue with that

  39. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >me looking for a reason to even try anymore in this dying society

  40. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Stoic is the next Alaskan Jason Aldean. If you did Country youd make it big imo. Just fine tune it to Alaskan themes and fishing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Use ChatGPT to help with lyrics or ideas. You could get good results.

  41. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have all even being in relatively good shape. The only thing missing is a double Ph.D. I'm thinking of getting a doctorate in public health, a JD, and an LLM... That's the only unsatisfactory thing in my life; lack of education. I do have two bachelor's though, so that's good.

  42. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Jordan Peterson
    He is on prescription drugs, his family is fucked up, he gets bullied by israelites and has the stature and presence of kermit the frog. I also bet his room is a fucking mess.

  43. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Juden peterstein
    >Messy room
    >On drugs
    >Raised a whore
    >Simp
    >Cries like a bitch
    >Sucks israeli cock
    And i care what this nagger thinks because...?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Newsflash anon. Most boomers raised whores.

  44. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's over

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