John Smith's pre-America life was more interesting

>Smith set off to sea at age 16 after his father died. He served as a mercenary in the army of Henry IV of France against the Spaniards, fighting for Dutch independence from King Philip II of Spain. He then went to the Mediterranean where he engaged in trade and piracy, and later fought against the Ottoman Turks in the Long Turkish War. He was promoted to a cavalry captain while fighting for the Austrian Habsburgs in Hungary in the campaign of Michael the Brave in 1600 and 1601. After the death of Michael the Brave, he fought for Radu Șerban in Wallachia against Ottoman vassal Ieremia Movilă.[7]

>Smith reputedly killed and beheaded three Ottoman challengers in single-combat duels, for which he was knighted by the Prince of Transylvania and given a horse and a coat of arms showing three Turks' heads.[8] However, in 1602 he was wounded in a skirmish with the Crimean Tatars, captured, and sold as a slave.[9] He claimed that his master was a Turkish nobleman who sent him as a gift to his Greek mistress in Constantinople, Charatza Tragabigzanda, who fell in love with Smith. He then was taken to the Crimea, where he escaped from Ottoman lands into Muscovy, then on to the Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth before travelling through Europe and North Africa, returning to England in 1604

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This reads like a M&B bio.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >This reads like a M&B bio.
      >uh em an bee baiyo
      The muttification of english....epic...It's supposed to be "an" here.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No one familiar with the franchise ever says or reads "M and B" since it's the same number of syllables as "Mount and Blade"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i was only criticizing the "a" that you put before it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that wasn't me and no shit; i was just explaining why it didn't betray some deeper misunderstanding of English

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He has to use any opportunity to virtue signal that he's le ebin raysist

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ''an'' is only used before vowels, no?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not just vowels, but all "glottal stops" - i think that's what they're called. it's not a thing to do with letters but with sounds.
          "m" isn't a vowel but when you say the letter "em" you are pronouncing a vowel.
          that pronunciation is, i think, called a "glottal stop". the name isn't important - but the concept is what we're taught in english class as children.
          if our schools don't teach us, the assumption which native speakers make is that we're supposed to "feel it out".
          well, "feeling it out" means intuiting the rule. and some people never get it because they're just copying folks around them.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Source: Trust me bro

    John Smith was just an old fashioned bullshitter. You can find people like that at your local pub every night of the week.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Smith reputedly killed and beheaded three Ottoman challengers in single-combat duels, for which he was knighted by the Prince of Transylvania and given a horse and a coat of arms showing three Turks' heads. However, in 1602 he was wounded in a skirmish with the Crimean Tatars, captured, and sold as a slave. He claimed that his master was a Turkish nobleman who sent him as a gift to his Greek mistress in Constantinople, Charatza Tragabigzanda, who fell in love with Smith. He then was taken to the Crimea, where he escaped from Ottoman lands into Muscovy, then on to the Polish–Lithuanian Commonwealth before travelling through Europe and North Africa, returning to England in 1604.
      Cope, it's real!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        John Smith did nofap.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He did leave England for a while, and judging by his later experience, probably acquired the skills that made him an effective soldier, diplomat, and administrator while in continental Europe.
      That said, he probably embellished the more colorful aspects of his life. Still makes for a great story tho.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He shouldn't trust you

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It is important to note that even if he made that all up the stuff he made up for his life before America was more interesting than the stuff he made up for his life in America.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chad

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >voiced by Mel Gibson

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >He claimed that his master was a Turkish nobleman who sent him as a gift to his Greek mistress in Constantinople, Charatza Tragabigzanda, who fell in love with Smith
    Nice

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