Jesus Was A Homeless Tramp

"I am the Alpha and the Omega"

"Foxes have holes and birds have nests, but the Son of Man has no place to lay his head."

You can only be the King of Kings as a Tramp. None of Jesus' teaching makes sense until you understand he's a Tramp. If you follow his teaching exactly, you end up a Tramp. But he's a Supertramp, living a Trillionaire lifestyle despite being penniless and having no fixed abode.

When I talk to people at church, they don't seem to understand this, maybe because they don't want to give up their possessions to follow him.

Until you are a Tramp, you are not following Jesus. You are merely confessing him.

Discuss.

Beware Cat Shirt $21.68

Rise, Grind, Banana Find Shirt $21.68

Beware Cat Shirt $21.68

  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus was a carpenter though not some homeless vagrant.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The two aren't mutually exclusive. You can be a vagrant carpenter.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Look up the definition of the word "vagrant". It implies all they do is beg or do work given to them such as porter work

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >a person without a settled home or regular work who wanders from place to place and lives by begging

          Fair enough, he's not a vagrant then because he doesn't live by begging. In my OP I didn't call him a vagrant though. I should have said "Itinerant" :

          >a person without a settled home or regular work who wanders from place to place and lives by carpentry

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          The two aren't mutually exclusive. You can be a vagrant carpenter.

          LMaO
          >he was a carpenter not a vagrant by definition
          >actually he is
          Anon i

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      *mason. Original greek text says tekton

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      he was a carpenter with joseph until he took to the road to spread his message, during which time he was indeed a homeless bum.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think wandering for a long ass time makes you a vagrant

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wandering makes you itinerant, wandering and begging makes you vagrant (I just found out)

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    why is this board filled with protestant schizos?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm a muslim though...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Paki

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Hitler was a homeless Tramp.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Ok kewl, what do you think about Jesus though?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus was ok but his followers are thickheads.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    wew

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks

  6. 1 year ago
    Dirk

    This is a mass produced statue

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Is that a bad thing?

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I hate homeless people.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Does that include Jesus?

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    In the gospel of mark Jesus comments as an expert on the poor construction of the cross he's hung on

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *