>Jesus pooped and peed

>Jesus pooped and peed
how do Christians deal with this?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We're not docetists or gnostics, we don't believe that humans are "icky" or some gay shit like that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Garlic Salt

      but humans ARE icky.
      that's the point.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kys then.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Jesus pooped and peed
    Nah, he saved up his log. For the steamer he'll let loose on your face when you get to the next world

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blessed are those who shid and fardt, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What exactly is it troubling about Jesus performing perfectly normal human acts? Should we be troubled about the idea of Jesus yawning, or sneezing?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the smell

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Jesus took a literal Holy Shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lmfao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's just a bit odd the man who is God incarnate, filled himself with all the world's sin, then brought everlasting life into death also sharted thousands of times. Like how does the picture of him squatting and straining fit into the story of his life?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Like how does the picture of him squatting and straining fit into the story of his life?
        Like the story of the life of every single great man of history I suppose? Julius Casear? Buddha? Alexander the Great? Muhammad? Bismark? Cyrus? Socrates? They all shat and pissed like every human being. Does that somehow degrades them or their importance?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      would shit and piss that jesus produced be considered holy by christians?
      his supposed foreskin is worshipped no?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >his supposed foreskin is worshipped no?
        No? Relics are not worshipped, to begin with. And most Christians probably don't even know or have ever heard about that "holy prepuce" and would be extremely weirded out by it, also the fact that pretty much everybody, both Christians and non-Christians agree that it's most definitely bullshit.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Relics are not worshipped
          there is literally km long ques at orthodox churches to touch limbs and other body parts from deceased saints

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >there is literally km long ques at orthodox churches to touch limbs and other body parts from deceased saints
            And that constitutes worship to you? People go to funerals and kiss the coffins of the deseased before they put them on the ground.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              they believe it will give them good luck or bless them somehow if they rub it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                People nowadays also believe those things about charms, crystals, essential oils, amulets, etc.
                Are they worshipping them?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And Muslims travel miles to go on pilgrimage to Mecca and kiss the black stone. Are they worshipping the stone then?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he did not.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus said he poops when he said a man eats and it is not what comes out of him that defiles him but what comes out of his heart or what comes out of what he says. Likewise God also said if you are a fool then speak not so that no one wise can confirm this about you. But remain silent and listen and gain wisdom first before speaking.

    It’s also in the New Testament about the parable of the man who wanted to pluck up his fruit tree because it produced no fruit, but his servant suggested his lord let him dung the soil and bury it around the tree, and water it, and if it produce none the following year he should let him dig it up then.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pooped mushrooms and pissed wine

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >wet dreams are natural bodily function
    pretty sure He came at least a few times too, and He certainly had morning wood

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The Quran mentions Jesus needing to eat food as an obvious refutation of him being divine

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Satan tempted him for 40 days and Jesus's proved he was above worldly things. Jesus's only ate to exist among men so they may know him. Likewise, Jesus's would obviously defecate as a result of his incarnation.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Dirk

      This only goes to prove the Quran and Islamic theology is loaded with theological baggage or just profoundly retarded as it can't even conceive of an incarnation, despite the doctrine predating Islam for centuries

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Christians literally murdered each other over whether Jesus pooped or not
    Can someone please explain this to me.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Jesus shidded
    Yes.

    Jesus was like us in all ways except sin. He had a normal physiology so he ate, drank, urinated and defecatedlike any other normal human being on the planet.
    And don't tell anybody I told you this, anon, but just between you and me, jesus mother may have also changed quite a few of his diapers when he was a little baby. Pretty embarrassing I know but you know how babies are.

    >But we see Jesus, who was made a little lower than the angels for the suffering of death, crowned with glory and honour; that he by the grace of God should taste death for every man.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nice plagiarism, Anon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nice refutation, anon

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not saying the text is wrong; I'm saying you're a hack.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus literally invented pooping and pissing. Why is this a problem.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If Jesus was human that means he had a boner at some point

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