Jesus must have pooped himself on the cross.

Jesus must have pooped himself on the cross.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    jesus was never crucified

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He still must have shit himself at least once.

      • 2 years ago
        Dirk

        Well yeah he was a human baby

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Uh oh that's a heresy over here tripgay.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Jesus was born a 30 year old man? Are you moronic?

          • 2 years ago
            Dirk

            What

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Jesus was a human baby
            >Jesus
            >human
            >not heretical
            See you in Hell.

          • 2 years ago
            Dirk

            >the incarnation
            >heresy

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Enjoy the lake of fire

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            how is the Christology of the Council of Chalcedon heresy? that's literally the definition of official dogma.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >falling for false prophets

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >all the apostles disagree with me
            >all the church fathers disagree with me
            >all early apologetics disagrees with me
            >the bible disagrees with me
            >well umm the apostles were fake
            >so were the church fathers
            >the bible was changed and nobody ever commented on it nor found any of fhe originals
            Gnosticism 101:Mental Gymnastics Olympians.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Learn what gnosticism even is

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >muh secret knowledge
            >muh fake lower gods
            >muh greek pagan demiurge
            >muh bible is fake
            >muh bible is actual demiurge worship
            >muh buddhist syncretic ideas of enlightenment

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            *yawn*

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            And?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Pretty sure some christians have said he didn't poop.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Where did the fish and booze go?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            In hell with the sinners

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Did Jesus wipe? If he didn't, why should I?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His shits must have been a diseased slurry. Imagine the smell.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    jesus wasn't crucified, it was a lookalike and yes he pooped himself now repent kafir

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It transsubstantiated itself into bread

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Most likely he was crucified naked and on a simple stake, so his shit would've run down the stake

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Hahaha. Imagine the little Roman bastards poking his tiny, exposed weiner with a spear.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nice try Watchtower Org

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What did you think 'holy shit' referred to, OP?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I bet if you ate his shit your wiener would grow three times larger and you would become flexible enough to suck your own dick

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No? He was dead, the dead can't do anything. Christ's spirit was in Hell preaching to the damned by that point

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    that was supposed to be a secret

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      And Jesus wept

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