Jesus must have pooped himself on the cross.
Jesus must have pooped himself on the cross.
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jesus was never crucified
He still must have shit himself at least once.
Well yeah he was a human baby
Uh oh that's a heresy over here tripfag.
Jesus was born a 30 year old man? Are you retarded?
What
>Jesus was a human baby
>Jesus
>human
>not heretical
See you in Hell.
>the incarnation
>heresy
Enjoy the lake of fire
how is the Christology of the Council of Chalcedon heresy? that's literally the definition of official dogma.
>falling for false prophets
>all the apostles disagree with me
>all the church fathers disagree with me
>all early apologetics disagrees with me
>the bible disagrees with me
>well umm the apostles were fake
>so were the church fathers
>the bible was changed and nobody ever commented on it nor found any of fhe originals
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>muh secret knowledge
>muh fake lower gods
>muh greek pagan demiurge
>muh bible is fake
>muh bible is actual demiurge worship
>muh buddhist syncretic ideas of enlightenment
*yawn*
And?
Pretty sure some christians have said he didn't poop.
Where did the fish and booze go?
In hell with the sinners
Did Jesus wipe? If he didn't, why should I?
His shits must have been a diseased slurry. Imagine the smell.
jesus wasn't crucified, it was a lookalike and yes he pooped himself now repent kafir
It transsubstantiated itself into bread
Most likely he was crucified naked and on a simple stake, so his shit would've run down the stake
Hahaha. Imagine the little Roman bastards poking his tiny, exposed weiner with a spear.
Nice try Watchtower Org
What did you think 'holy shit' referred to, OP?
I bet if you ate his shit your cock would grow three times larger and you would become flexible enough to suck your own dick
No? He was dead, the dead can't do anything. Christ's spirit was in Hell preaching to the damned by that point
that was supposed to be a secret
And Jesus wept