Jesus fucking Christ

LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you need to update so that my botnet doesn't take control

    Ope, doesn't matter because you pirate everything anyway. Thanks!

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just update
    What's the problem?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IT'S THE FUCKING .NET FUCKWORKS SHIT AGAIN!
      I ALREADY UPDATED IT! LITERALLY TODAY!!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just update
        What's the problem?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just update
          What's the problem?

          kys microsoft shills

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They use Windows. Updating on Windows is never a pleasant experience.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have an xbox controller that I used with my computer, but it runs on XBCD drivers. Every time Windows updates, it replaces the XBCD drivers with some shitty motherfucking "officially signed" drivers. Stop fucking with those drivers, you dickheads!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/XGXSWmb.png

        LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!

        skill issue

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tldr: Autism

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        stop using windows

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he thinks he actually owns his computer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >breaks you're gpu drivers
      heh..

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >new updates monthly on the 14th (patch Tuesday)
        >pause updates until 5th or 12th
        >give myself a week to update
        >let the masses beta test each update for 3-4 weeks before I update
        Easy

        Disable driver downloads via Windows update.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Disable driver downloads via Windows update
          is that even possible anymore? they even removed the group policy setting for it. not even my attempts to block it through registry worked. And i'm an AMDlet so updating my gpu drivers is like playing fucking russian roulette

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I've always used a reg key but there's group policy as well.
            DDU has an option to set a reg key as well. From my experience it works great.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks, it is very much possible that I'm just simply retarded, I'll check again.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IT'S THE FUCKING .NET FUCKWORKS SHIT AGAIN!
      I ALREADY UPDATED IT! LITERALLY TODAY!!

      Retard. Update your computer. You're gonna get your asshole gaped otherwise.

      I have an xbox controller that I used with my computer, but it runs on XBCD drivers. Every time Windows updates, it replaces the XBCD drivers with some shitty motherfucking "officially signed" drivers. Stop fucking with those drivers, you dickheads!

      >breaks you're gpu drivers
      heh..

      >having the update component present at all.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >click update and shut down
    >pc updates and restarts

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you look in gpedit, you can turn off the automatic downloading of updates and make it so that restart and shutdown without installing updates is always available.
    But imagine learning about the OS you use.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there's no excuse to not at least dual-boot

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are you retarded?
    here u go lil nigga: https://files.catbox.moe/ux85fg.bat

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Retard. Update your computer. You're gonna get your asshole gaped otherwise.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine for a single second not knowing how to stop auto updates on fucking windows after 10 freaking years of having the option. Jeez mates I thought this was supposed to be a technology board.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he thinks he actually owns his computer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >his

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Makes your computer better
    >NOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will send you to hell where you have to update your windows in every 5 minutes for eternity. If you refuse a huge ogre demon will start kicking your balls.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Can he swing his giant cock against them instead?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fine! Why not!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            (after the update tho)

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous
  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hello sir, upadate for gorges graphics, best experience

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    shutdown -h now

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fresh install
    >get everything working the way I want
    >totally disable updates
    I don't need anything that I can't install individually and manually

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Not an issue on my macOS machine or my linux machine
    Maybe install a better OS ?

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Threads like this are always a disturbing and depressing insight into the kind of retards that I post alongside on this board.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    lol, lmao even

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hi Tiffany

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >hourly skill issue thread
    If, after a decade, you STILL can't manage Windows Update, you need an exit bag.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In my school our laptops get a shit load of updates every month and a few days ago they forced everyone to upgrade to windows 11. I just filled my entire drive with random copied images and I hold the power button to shut down whenever it tries to restart in the middle of class. Now I'm pretty much the only one still using 10. I fucking HATE microsoft
    t. zoomzoom

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OBAMAA!!

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    AKIRAAAAAAAA

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >using non-free software called winblows

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's good to keep your system up to date.

    Not updating your system can leave it vulnerable to exploits

    It's a good thing windows update automatically does this for you so you don't have to worry about it.

    How nice?

    Thank you Microsoft.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      come on, do you think exploits are found so often? most of updates have little do to with security

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Use Linux

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nobody has said "install gentoo"
    LULZ is dead

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      INSTALL GENTOO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Install Debian

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just click update and shut down before I go to bed for the night. Never had any issues. I can't imagine being so terminally connected to my PC that an update would cause me to lose my mind. Really sad for you guys.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    download privacyzilla and turn it off

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's what you get for not using LTSC, nagger. Haven't had updates for months.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Skills issue, nothing personal kiddo

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it takes less than a minute to restart your PC. Why are you so schizo about it

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >windows updates and restarts without asking in the middle of the night before the scheduled time
    >It cheekily tries to log back in and pretend nothing happened by reopening some of my shit
    >Be artist tho
    >All my canvases are closed
    i would have preferred if it just shut down at that point instead of wasting my time AND electricity

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not using Linux in 2023
    Jfc man wtf you doing with your life?

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