The space telescope seems to have detected dimethyl sulfide (DMS), which on Earth is only produced as a by-product of life, mainly created by phytoplankton.
https://www.space.com/james-webb-space-telescope-exoplanet-atmosphere-carbon-dioxide-methane
James Webb Just found Life On An Alien Planet?
>seems
>canada
stopped reading.
>american
>quits reading after 1 sentence
checks out
Man, if he could read he'd be PISSED
Underrated
Why are Canadians such arrogant homosexuals? Where does the majority of my countrymen get their immense disillusion about our lot vs others? It's gotta be a psyop.
Why are you such a weak broken homosexual?
american posters are like 40% naggers and 40% beaners 20% israelites. all the white americans are working except a few anons who are on disability. american posters are consistently the ones who cant read or follow a logical argument if it has any nuance to it.
also
>american attacks post for no reason other than flag
>canadain fires back
>other canadain wow u so arrogant u rally tank u be'er?
as me how i know you are a korean exchange student
That's true but Canadian posters are 70% pajeets and chinese so you're one to talk. I mean there's literally a leafjeet who makes threads talking about how much he hates white people.
Probably jeets.
Either suck his cock, or shut up.
>mmf mf glargh glargh mff glob glargh mfff
could you please stop speaking whilst fellating?
He was replying to a homosexual like a homosexual. It’s par for the course toy retarded homosexual.
Post your little yellow hand
kek
He's right though, that's a clickb8 weasel word through and through
kek alright that was a get leaf
>Got em
>English isn't a strong suit
>Defends the cult
Kek
Ywn be White
Forget other planets.
No one lives in Canada.
>scientists point telescope at space
>sees shiny light, 1 pixel in size
>holy fuck that’s proof of EVERYTHING
but when i look at it, it’s just a 1 pixel light. what gives?
this nagger never heard of a PRISM
>claim that if light is ‘x’ color it proves the 1 pixel light contains GASOLINE
OMG proof that aliens have cars
It sounds like you have a child-like understanding of modern astronomy
>but when i look at it, it’s just a 1 pixel light. what gives?
At least it's only 120 light years away this time. That black hole bullshit was supposedly 53 million light years away.
explain what's bullshit about it
>explain what's bullshit about it
That they were able to image an object 53 million light years away with sufficient fidelity to generate the picture they presented to the public. It was pure manipulation and creation out of whole cloth to produce a color image that exactly matched what they "theorized" it would look like. But the HECKIN SCIENCE midwits eat it up as gospel truth.
We got these naggers to feed.
Gentlemen, GENTLEMEN! Can we not be civil?! Canadanon, you over sold your story, thanks for the link. Ameranon, you were right to point out that he oversold the story but it is still a very interesting find. A suspected ocean world is now a known ocean world with carbon. Further investigation would be advised to determine if life there is A. Possible. B. In Existense. Name another known planet with an atmosphere and liquid water in the habitable zone of its star? Not many candidates better than this one.
>dimethyl sulfide (DMS), which on Earth is only produced as a by-product of life, mainly created by phytoplankton.
What if there's something in space that makes this shit that we haven't discovered yet tho?
Probably this.
It's a very simple molecule.
Earth's atmospheric conditions may not be sufficient, but there's nothing stopping other stars from doing it naturally.
>source: my 3 inch japanese penis
K2–18 b is a water world orbiting it's star in the habitable zone.
How would you know? You been there recently or are you just gullible?
>you can't figure out anything. you can only go there and look.
>water world
>habitable zone
>r2d2
You know how fucking gay you sound?
Here I'll do him one better:
you can infer that this world is in a spin-orbit resonance with its star, because it's close enough to be tidally locked, but couldn't have an ocean in that case. The atmospheric data pretty clearly shows an ocean, so it's likely in a 2:3 resonance like Mercury is to the sun
>can infer
>because
>couldn't
>clearly shows
>It's likely
>like
>Heliocentrism
>heliocentrism
yeah get with this side of the 16th century.
Youre wasting your time taking kenneth copeland donors who watch kingdom of heaven every first day of the month seriously
>there is a data point outside of the subsets
HOLY FUCK GUYS JAMES WEBB JUST DISCOVERED THE HIGGS QUARKANON
this is all gay pseude shit for retards to consoom
>They found vague evidences of DMS on a planet.
>That means there's life!!!!111
>What? Of course a fetus isn't a human life, you fucking chud. Why even bring it up?
How does this affect you personally?
it means we can risk our planet to genocide non whites in nuclear hellfire because life will go on somewhere else if we fuck up
The universe is teeming with life
it all depends on where the great filter is. maybe the universe is full of life pre industrial life. maybe it is full of microbes only. maybe we are all there is
thre's o such thing as a great filter. whites are the only reason "humanity" left the atmosphere and this endevaur will end after the israelites and thier american golems finally take control of the planet.
there is no such thing as an intelligent romanian
go get raped by a pack of naggers
The magic is the protein responsible for photosynthesis, it is the magic that allow life to condensate sun energy in other forms, creating all of the complex molecule for more complex life forms. It is a very complicated protein, the chance of it folding by pure luck is about 1 in all planets of the universe...
Dude. Everyone knows there is life outside of our solar system.
What's changes now that you've caught up to the rest of the class?
Space is fake and gay.
How is this meme still a thing, it's old, lame and hardly funny anymore.
sadly, it's not a meme to flerftards
flerfers are just israeli internet trolls and they dont actually belive in bullshit they spam they just want to make anyone talking about their crimes look like idiots who belive in flat earth by beliving in conspiracy theories
pic rel chronic flat earth spammer shilling both for and against elon musk on same day(even same hour)
he usually shills for elon musk in /ptg/ while flat earth in other threads but because of christmass holidays spam overload he forgot himself
Creationists have no sense of humor and can't meme, like the Looney tranny left.
The earth isn’t flat but space is in fact gay and most of what we claim to know about is in fact fake
The saying is still relevant because you’re sneeding about it on an anonymous mongolian basket weaving forum
Are space agencies faking terabytes of freely available observational data?
No
Do you think infrared scans of atmospheres so far away that no human mind can even grasp the distance, no matter how smart they claim they are, is sufficient proof of bullshit like picrel?
Do you have any substantial argument against spectroscopy?
No amount of evidence will convince a flerftard. Kill yourself.
>Do you have any substantial argument against spectroscopy?
nagger, you don't know shit about spectroscopy and only blabbering headlines you've once seen and now think you're an expert. go ahead, explain to us how it really works
I'm not the one making the argument. Show why the established physics is wrong or go outside and get beheaded by whatever spic cartel is roaming around.
>Show why the established physics is wrong or go ou
you know how many papers came out in just last 10 years pointing out all of the inconsistencies in current physics models and the fact that anomalies now outweigh the theory. yet homosexuals like you are clutching to the old israelite model because MAH israeliteS! Plasma Universe is now the current physics, you numb nut!
>plasma universe
Literally flerftard-tier. Not worthy of further responses.
>i don't believe it so it's false
Not an argument. Argue against their methodology or keep quiet.
>flerftard
kys
nagger your claim is that our models of chemistry and spectroscopy are insufficient to outline rough characteristics of exoplanetary atmospheres.
You either give concrete examples of it being wrong or you admit your argument is solely based on feelings.
Nah prove your model is right, other than because you say so
Methodologies are outlined in their respective papers. Point out their flaws or accept the results.
Nope
>Literally flerftard-tier. Not worthy of further responses.
sure thing, bud!
nagger, I make no claim at all, it’s your homosexual science that claims diamonds rain on neptune, which you have no way to undoubtedly prove
Observing signatures on a chart mapped to different elements by no means conclusively proves they are arriving from a celestial body millions of miles away.
Think again friend
The truth keeps persisting on until it is realized as self evident by everyone
how many years before they evolve to say nagger?
*yawn* lmk when they find a planet full of pseudoephedrine and matchsticks
Until it detects CFCs, I sleep.
This discovery is the final nail of Christianity but keep on sleeping.
Its literally nothing. And if you think maybe finding life on some other planet is gonna stop Christianity, you're pretty fucking stupid.
Not a christfag b.t.w. You're just a moron if you think ANY religion can't just hand wave shit away.
It's very easy to do when you're entire belief system is already based on idiocy and myth.
>a planet full of phyto-plankton farts
imagine the smell
>shapeshifting interdimensional carnivorous reptilian overlords give some idiot permission to publish an article saying they may have seen space plankton on a distant planet
>NPCs squeal with glee and wave their hands spastically while crying over their onions pumpkin spice frappuccinos
so tiresome
Sure it did.
> The universe is 13 billion years old
> Wait, now it's 26 billion years old
These cunts just make stuff up and there is so much complex maths, that very few will be able to contest it.
smart lad
you're 100% right, the majority of astrophysics is bullshit and is not scientific in its reasoning
furthermore, there's plenty of things we've seen that disprove the big bang, like the structure of galactic superclusters, for instance
>the structure of galactic superclusters
to expand on this, these structures could not have formed in the time since the big bang. Worse they could not have formed in 10 times that period. It would have taken longer.
Much longer. The universe is very, very old. If not older.
Says who
100% this, these homosexuals can't even come to concensus on interior of Earth and what it's made of or how fast the core spins if it spins at all. TRUST SCIENCE!
now explain the tritium on mars
Nuclear war.
They can't even tell a piece of salami from a star
Fake and gay
Or a crater from the moon
That's just the mistake of some intern (probably a woman) managing the social media accounts.
I understand you don't have a clue how anything works, otherwise you wouldn't be a flat earther, but it's still funny to see the conclusions you guys jump to.
>blablabla
kys
>still can't explain sunrise and sunset
lol
Prove that the earth is a spinning ball in a vacuum.
No more (you)'s until you provided factual evidence, NASA animations doesn't count.
GO!
Sunrises and sunsets prove FLAT EARTH
Yeah I know you can't read. When are you going back to Somalia?
Are you physically capable of watching this:
don't respond to me, don't post memes, just fucking watch it. You fucking low attention span double nagger, can you actually do it?
You can't do it can you?
Ok here's one HALF the length can you watch that?
Can't do that either huh?
Ok, fine, here's one that's ONLY 13 MIN LONG
surely you can fucking watch this right retard?
Flat earth is a globohomo psyop and you're a fucking easily fooled rube.
>Prove that the earth is a spinning ball in a vacuum.
Here you go...
THE AMATEUR ROCKET KILLS THE DISK
Amateur builds a rocket that reaches 293,488 feet.
GoPro testing demonstrating unacceptable distortion:
?t=100
GoPro modified with a rectilinear lens:
?t=113
Testing showing no distortion with the new rectilinear lens:
?t=118
Just prior to launch, note there's no distortion on the camera. WATCH THE WHOLE RIDE TO APOGEE TO SEE CURVATURE REPEATEDLY:
?t=344
Apogee:
?t=501
This kills flat Earth dead.
120 light years away, around a red dwarf star, on a planet too heavy to launch a rocket into orbit from
there's almost certainly life there
mankind will never see it though, that's like 40 parsecs away.. our first steps in the interstellar realm will take centuries and will cover the nearest ~4-5 parsecs, for reference. Well unless we discover some FLT technology.
..oh and let's try landing something on venus and getting it back into orbit first, there's probably worse pressure conditions on this exoplanet
BUT WE CAN COMMUNICATE WITH THEM BY LASER PULSES. IT WILL TAKE 240 YEARS TO GET A RESPONSE.
Or just knock
>Who wants Starbucks
If planet has a gas atmosphere... Then use big aeroplane wings to lift the rocket to the top of the atmosphere then launch the rocket from there into orbit and beyond.
>found life
>seems to
you want me to explain it to you?
it's not that complicated
all we can tell about this planet is from running the light that passed through its atmosphere and running that through a prism
so it's like a single pixel of faint light being run through a prism and analyzed (when light passes through something, whatever it's made of leaves a sort of barcode on the spectrum, and so multiple compounds have overlapping barcodes)
so, in effect, you can't be too sure the single point of light is providing perfect data and you can't be 100% sure of the spectrographic results. You wanna be sure? We'd have to go there. And as I said in previous posts that's pretty far beyond our capabilities in the foreseeable future.
Video of the INDIAN astronomer from Cambridge explaining his discovery.
No it fucking didn't.
Ironically proving alien life would be great for human space exploration. Suddenly our israelite handlers would be driven by their racial obsession with infiltrating all life and trying to destroy it from within, so they'd throw all their stolen wealth into space exploration so the remaining Whites can carry them to infect another civilization.
A PHYTOPLANKTON JUST GREW OVER MY HOOSE
>space
>aliens
You live in a closed system and your government lies to you
>Aerodynamics are necessary outside of the atmosphere.
I could never imagine being this retarded.
>airplanes are rockets
>thinks we went to the moon
>thinks we will ever colonize Mars
>thinks every image from nasa is real
>thinks satellites orbit earth and weren’t just revealed to be weather balloons
>thinks normal people go to the space station and aren’t all Freemasons in a Hollywood set
>thinks the earth is a sphere even tho modern day camera Nikon p100 has proved curvature false
>thinks earths gravity holds the oceans in place even tho it directly contradicts the law of physics which states water will take the shape of the container
>doesn’t believe in God
>doesn’t believe we were created from God
>believes mainstream history, anthropology, and astronomy
Lol kill yourself
>doesn’t reveal that Greeks were degenerate pagans
there you go.
it's a israelite Psy Op
>it's a israelite Psy Op
I think it's more or less simple to prove that it's psy op. Just search for something like "flat earth poisoning the well" on Google and then Yandex.
On the first page of Google you will only see one mention of psy op, and it is from the "flat earthers" defending themselves. On Yandex you'll see right on the first page people accusing them of being a psy op organized by the CIA..
It doesn't reach Mach 23 in atmo you silly retard
I swear 90% of flat earth retards would be cured if you forced them to play Kerbal Space Program at gunpoint
This, I watched one of my friend struggle for an hour or 2 trying to put something in orbit, moar booster never cutting it, I then handed the mouse to his 10 years son who made it in a couple tries.
>Point it sideway you fucking retard!!!1one
AIR RESISTANCE
DUMB FUCK
The government is lying to YOU about flat earth. It's a fucking psyop to get you to shit up any thread about actual conspiracies, like elite pedophilic rape and murder of children. FUCK YOU. Science existed well before the globohomo naggers and their army of idiots like you, and it will exist long after you're all exterminated.
Article says it 8 times the mass of the earth so it’s just a Neptune or Uranus like planet. What a waste of fucking time not just looking at it with the telescope, but making a click bait article just for a stupid fucking leaf to make a pointless off topic thread about a gas giant while pretending it’s in anyway similar to the earth.
It's NOT a gas giant you illiterate bong, the article clearly says it's an Hycean world. A gas giant is much bigger than this.
Mother fucker it’s still a massive plant with an extremely high gravity and almost certainly a very dense atmosphere like that of Neptune or Uranus which would create extreme pressure and heat the further down you went so on other words a lifeless shithole and even if it had life somehow it could never leave due to the gravity.
Such a pointless thread.
>massive plant
you're stuck in 15th century if you think discovering completely separate lineage of life would be worthless. It's like doubling our biotech knowledge and gaining a massive boost to further development
what really makes it way less relevant is the 120 light years mark, although the troglodytes itt who think we can't go over 20% are completely wrong. Tech-wise, if we really wanted we can go 80% and then we don't even need to, there are ways of extracting info without going there with an expedition. 180 years tho is still completely fucking with the relevance of that, since there's no reason not to postpone anything bar further observation with telescopes.
If jupiter has colorful dust in its atmosphere... That implies there is no liquid ocean to capture and remove the dust from the atmosphere. How can that be? Is the surface of Jupiter frozen? Or is the Surface of Jupiter boiling hot? If we could harvest and remove all the dust in the atmosphere of Jupiter (and use it to build an orbiting manmade moon) would the surface of jupiter be warm enough for liquid water? Given the thickness of the greenhouse atmosphere? Could humans terraform and inhabit Jupiter? The sun light would be dimmer but maybe sufficient for plantlife?
ultimately you're right
even if we had some vehicle that could reach 20% the speed of light, it would take more than SIX HUNDRED YEARS to get there, and that's if you don't plan on slowing down to visit, which would add significant time
but that doesn't mean we shouldn't look.. we will find this kind of thing more and more
>SIX HUNDRED YEARS
>SIX TRILLION israeliteS
We're so close choosen bros
That speed would be fine to colonize the galaxy. Frozen human embryos sent with AI ships and robots to raise them. Doesn't matter if it takes thousands of years to get to the planets. We could send thousands of ships. In 10,000 years humans occupy almost all habitable planets.
8x the mass is not 8x the surface gravity. supposedly its radius is also known, and therefore the surface gravity is only 1.8g.
possible shit pile discovered on remote planet
We will name it new israel. We have a team from jerusalem working with nasa to be the first sleeper colony on an alien world.
>Webb
life exists on other planets. you'd have to be an idiot to believe otherwise. there are trillions of planets with life. earth is just one of them.
I still don't understand how you can tell the material matter make up of of a celestial body with a telescope.
you should google it then. but don’t bother since they are lying about that one
This James Web must be a genious since he also discovered the websites technology.
Why did we have to wait 30 years for this to be launched again?
Question for Christians, how exactly would the bible recommend you handle this situation?
On the one hand you’re suppose to accept the poor and needy and share prosperity, but in the other hand doing so results in dooming women to be raped at the hands of immoral sinners.
Which one prevails? Do you keep accepting immigrants because you know there are good ones in the group, or do you reject immigrants because you know there are bad ones in the group? What is better, helping the unfortunate others or avoiding/stopping the rape of your women?
https://x.com/dedius_/status/1701627224506437703
God gave the example at Sodom. Shelter the few that are good. Nuke the others.
You become an higher dimensional alien after you die.
This is how the space/science grift works.
>We found potential signs of something somewhere.
>We need more money for studies and equipment.
>No concrete results are produced.
>Move on to next ‘discovery’ and repeat.
And Titan is full of methane and has methane seas but on earth it comes from cow farts and what not
Does anyone have proof the telescope is in space? Where did this data come from?
Who's paycheck gets paid with said data?
Interesting beliefs Heliocentrism has.
https://archive.stsci.edu/missions-and-data/jwst#section-6e1e24f4-e73b-4191-8912-50b1c4b1d897
dumbass
>Dumbass
>Thinks Nasa is Evidence
Cringe
Unless otherwise stated, all material on the site was produced by NASA and STScI. Material on this site produced by STScI was created, authored, and/or prepared for NASA under Contracts NAS5-03127, NAS5-26555, and 80GSFC19C0054.
just kill yourself, waste of oxygen
Ok Crest Toothpaste Flag
>molecules lightyears away
OMG we found heckin liferino!!!!
>6 month old human fetus
Just a clump of cells Chud!!
Good to have confirmation but I think it was obvious or highly probably that there is life on planets similar to ours, if same composition as earth they are probably very similar to us
>obvious
>highly probably
>probably
>star wars
Imagine not being educated past 4th grade.
Imagine commenting 10 times on one thread
Imagine not noticing the hot spot in the top right corner and the light fall off in the bottom left of that webm which proves beyond any shadow of a doubt that the light source is artificial...
Fucking hell that no child left behind education is serving you mutts well.
They probably already found it in the trappist system hence why they only released the spectrometry of the planet closest to the star and none of the other planets.
Until you can prove satellite are in space this thread is paid and operated mlby abc and choosen abominations.
My brother lives there
Space is a kike hoax. Jesus only created life on Earth, life in other ~~*(planets*~~)) would imply that Jesus was not real or worse, each planet has their own alien Jesus which is fake and retarded.
they can't even find one escaped prisoner in america and you expect me to believe they found life in another planet billions of light years away?
>With a width of around 2.6 times that of Earth, the planet's size means its interior contains high-pressure ice similar to Neptune but with a thinner atmosphere and an ocean surface. This means the planet may be boiling away liquid water, making its oceans too hot to host life.
I guess everyone missed this part.
The other problem is of course that it's almost assuredly rotationally locked to a red dwarf, meaning one side is super hot while the other is in permanent winter. This means even if there were some manner of life on that planet, it would be in a very narrow band running from the north to south poles in the twilight areas.
There's zero chance it would be anything more substantial than plankton.
oh boy here go, most life(probably all) in the universe is microorganisms.
I am totally hype for the future where we go into cryosleep stasis for 10k years looking for more bugs.
That was just a reading from your mother's twat.
The bad thing is that it's impossible to prove that there is life there, you can only see hints and that's just frustrating. I wanted so much to see aactual alien life but it's impossible
Show me the Martians
>microbes
>life
ugh sweety, fetuses aren't alive
sure they did, these science homosexuals can't even take a photo of footprints on the moon from Earth or LEO and you expect me to believe they found some planet and life on it. OKAY! I guess it's time for my 9th booster shot too
Doesn't matter. We'd probably travel for 300 years then get instantly blown up by whatever aliens live there. It's the same thing that the US did to the generational ship that arrived here on Earth. We're responsible for extincting an entire alien civilization, which is why we haven't seen them again. At least we got electronics from it.
You want me to believe NASA? There are still people out there who believe we went to the moon, it's actually quite hilarious.
"Upcoming Webb observations should be able to confirm if DMS is indeed present in the atmosphere of K2–18 b at significant levels," explained Madhusudhan.
So trace amounts so far.
okay gang THIS IS IT
we're gonna solve flat earth in THIS THREAD
FOR GOOD okay
when it reaches bump limit the argument with the most likes wins!!! good luck!! results are final okay
Checked. The Globe is dead.
checked
based
I'll start with Quranic scripture:
“[He] who made for you the earth a bed [spread out]”
Surah al-Baqarah (22)
“And the earth - We have spread it and cast therein firmly set mountains and caused to grow therein [something] of every well-balanced thing.”
Surah al-Hijr (19)
“And it is He who spread the earth and placed therein firmly set mountains and rivers;”
Surah al-Ra’d (3)
“And after that He spread the earth. He extracted from it its water and its pasture,”
Surah al-Nazi’at (30-31)
“And at the earth - how it is spread out?”
In proving the static nature of the earth, the “Undoubtedly, Allah upholds the heavens and the earth lest they deviate.” [Surah 35, Verse 41]
“O listener! Did you not see that Allah turns night into the day and returns the day in the night and He makes the sun and the moon serve you? Each one pursues the course till an appointed term, and Allah is aware of your deeds.” [Surah 31, Verse 29]
Honorary psalm mentions :
Psalm 93:1: “Thou hast fixed the earth immovable and firm …”
Psalm 96:10: “He has fixed the earth firm, immovable …”
Psalm 104:5: “Thou didst fix the earth on its foundation so that it never can be shaken.”
What are xir pronouns?
Where's the DMT planet? Joe Rogan wants to know.
GUYS QUICK OMFG GUYS HOLY SHIT
THEY FOUND SOME FUCKING PLANKTON OR WOODLICE ON ANOTHER PLANET THIS IS NOT A DRILL
ANOTHER PLANET HAS LIL TINY BACTERIA
If its not bigger than my hand I am not interested, we already found evidence of bacteria on mars a decade ago
I'd be surprised if space wasn't absolutely full of life.
To think that earth is some special place that evolved life as the only place in existence is fucking insane.
if an indian goes there will he shit in it or will he rape the aliens?
i bet its blue beans
Organic molecule != life dumb ass leaf, we have a moon around Saturn in our own system with lakes of methane/ethane
>mainly created by phytoplankton.
Based.
Lets get over there and huff some farts because the israelite ones over here are getting stale.
I welcome my new phytoplankton leaders. Can we have sex with them?
I'll take "Cosmic Phenomena" for $100, Alex...
"What is Doppler Shift?"
I am fucking sick of Nasa and modern scientists.
Just another shitty vain pseudo-scientific discovery people will eat up.
Since nothing can prove that telescope wrong they can literally tell anything they want.
It's launch was prolly phase 1 of project blue beam.
>here is a graph
>the söyence is settled
yeah they totally don't just make up shit.