Jack Evans just missed a 630 and basically died. Match ended immediately. https://twitter.com/aregularindyfan/status/1538322834749022208
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Jack Evans just missed a 630 and basically died. Match ended immediately.
Jack Evans just missed a 630 and basically died. Match ended immediately. https://twitter.com/aregularindyfan/status/1538322834749022208
Rest in piss ugly tranny lmao i shit on his mother's grave
Dumb unsafe flippyshitter
hope hes ok thats fucked up
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*piledrivers himself from the top rope for a handshake*
BREAK DANCE!
Let's see how good you are at working a match on the fly, how do you continue the match if you're Ninja Mack?
pin him. Since they're obviously stopping the match after that you might as well steal an easy win, plus you can just say you were worried about him as an excuse when they ask you why you decided to do that.
Finish snapping his neck and then cut a heat filled promo on China telling them that Nanking is coming again
>Finish snapping his neck and then cut a heat filled promo on China telling them that Nanking is coming again
dangerously based
Pin him without moving him… it’s not complex.
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>how do you continue the match if you're Ninja Mack?
doing this
unironically impressive
Actually pretty cool
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there running this back in noah
I wish I could flip bros
>flippy shit goes to another level
Dimes
Immediately direct him to lie still and keep his cervical spine neutral while calling for an ambulance because it’s pro wrestling and who fucking cares
Pick up him and then stiff DDT him to finish the job
I'd just pin him, the guy is obviously fucking injured.
Sell to the side, giving the ref time to check him. Ask the ref if he's good to go, otherwise just fucking cover him and not risk paralyzing him further.
pin and win. obviously.
Keep selling that I'm too exhausted to capitalize and wait for the ref to check on him.
definitely bonced his ronce
This bro never going to wrestle again.
OH N-
bro finna drink his hotdogs through a straw for the rest of his life sheeeeeeeit
Top kek these vanilla midgets killing themselves and never drawing a dime
Misleading screen shot. He landed flat on his shoulders/upper back. It’s a worked injury spot to get social media buzz,clearly. Stop being fucking marks.
You know he doesn't work for AEW anymore right? It's not a worked botch.
Jesus that bro hit the Sawdust Ultimate Senton
kek what a knocked out bitch
>Self tombstone piledriver
Based
Imagine KOing yourself with potential for paralysis and/or death for cold hotdogs
Fucking hell.
He missed that shit badly!
Oh fuck no. Hope he can still walk after that
kek what a break dancing bitch
lmao
no refunds!
based Mack
aew seem to have been right to jettison him. he took too many risks and, as he was getting older and slower/less coordinated, was even less likely to get away with them.
>630 self brainbuster
god damn... they at least gotta give him two hotdogs now
hope he's got a cinco food tube handy he gonna need it
Can hotdogs cure spinal damage otherwise why did he do this
KWAB
W
A
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lol the ref didn't react at all.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA KWAB
i knew this dude was going to fucking kill himself in the ring eventually when even AEW didn't want the liability, sucks to see. at least he's no longer being held hostage in mexico by dirty cops
webm?
It’s in the tweet tard I’m not clipping because you can’t click.
not everyone has a twitter account, Xir.
use nitter ffs
Again this is why I said if you retards knew anything about the internet but you’re actually exposing yourself as worse because you can’t come up with the brilliant idea of typing in “view twitter without an account” your mind is fucking blank.
who cares ENOUGH about twitter to look for a back door alternative? It's not that serious. Your punctuation sucks too.
>Your punctuation sucks too.
As he misses a comma.
it's 2 in the morning, n-word. There's your comma. Stay mad.
le weird le flex le but le okay
You dont need an account to view a tweet lol how retarded are you fags?
You actually do to see that tweet because it was marked as 18+
Holy fuck read the thread retard
i aint clicking on a leftoid website, xir. either post a webm or fuck off
that suck but theres a reason tony let him go
someone upload a webm? I don't have twatter
https://nitter.net/aregularindyfan/status/1538322834749022208
You can view it without twitter if you knew anything about internet.
it says age restricted and sign in
That’s why I said if you knew anything about the internet kek.
retard
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Terrible ref. He didn't even check him.
I don’t know, it happened fast enough that it wasn’t really clear if he’d tucked his head in time. No big reaction on commentary either.
He was too busy selling the move
S
there's a bit in Jackass 1 (i think) where Knoxville crashes a golf cart and whatever shit medical person they had on site had enough brain cells to shout DON'T MOVE HIM DON'T MOVE HIM
my point is even the jackass boys are smarter than the ref in the webm
KWAB
Yeah noone asked pal
kwab
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ref gassed just from watching it kwab
lol, I love in wrestling how the opponent knows the other guy is fucked, SO HE GRABS HIM BY THE NECK, like just get a standing 10 and let the ref cope with it
I will give him the benefit of the doubt that he didn't see Jack land on his head.
its the refs fault, didnt even check on him
God, I hate Ninja Mack so fucking much. I don't really wish ill on others, but with this fat fucking retarded unsafe shitter, I'm getting close.
It would fucking suck for a loss to NINJA MACK of all fucking people to end Jack Evans's career
Well worth the hotdog and handshake
Can't wait to see what he pulls off in Ultimate X at Impact tomorrow!
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slowed down
will these dumb fuck flippity circus midgets learn from this? nope
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if you look closely you can actually pinpoint the second when his neck rips in half
>dead cat bounce and immediate fencing
Somebody just got drain bamage.
any chance of paralysis?
looks like he lands heavy on the sweet spot of his spine.
oh yeah he knocked himself cold
Slow mo refs reaction makes me think he DOES know that he's injured, he just doesn't give a single flying fuck. You see him visibly cringe, then he lets out a "phew" type reaction.
GCW is a joke
Fucking mexishit neckgrabbers at it again. Its the same as it was with the guy that Mysterio heemed in ring. Stop fucking doing it Tacos!
hes paralyzed. upper body movement and no lower body. its over
oofff big time concussion
Based Ninja Mack potentially further injuring him by dragging him around after a near fatal botch. Fuck I Love Ninja Mack.
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I get that it’s wrestling, but you’re gonna fuck him up more if you yank him like that
Last of the True Hobos bros...
why did the other guy try to move him lmao. that's like the one thing you don't do. what do they teach these kids in wrestling school?
>implying anyone in GCW went to wrestling school
Wrestling school? The owner of GCW is proud that he never went to any.
hope he's ok
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I'm sure he will get an additional condiment on his hotdog for that one
Kek based. I like when bad things happen to people who aren't me.
true
He's always been the shits, but I hope he isn't dead
Kind of based that he's taking MMA style bumps for a show where Bix has shit himself twice
That's what you get for not putting in the work you should've in AEW you fucking bitch. Have fun killing yourself for a hotdog while you watch Angelico living the dream.
Bitch just post the nitter link instead of that spyware infested shit hole of a link you posted
Remember when he got into a argument with Lance Storm on twitter, claiming how he never gets injured and how safe modern wrestling is?
Yes I do. Karma is bitch.
Keyboard warriors in here shitting on a guy for fucking up one high risk move
Newfag doesn’t understand this is like his 46th one. It’s Jack Evans.
this jack sucks
BASED TRIBAL CHIEF AND BLESSED TRIPS
Jesus. This dude has no business being in the ring.
That's why Tony was smart enough to keep him on Dark and be one of the few AEW actually released.
Well, that and he insisted on living in Mexico and kept getting in trouble with the cartels going back and forth across the border.
Crap video, didn't even include the time he broke 10's nose
What is this faggy video editing?
i really don't give a shit and i have never seen a match of his nor heard of him, i hope the really firm handshake and packet of trailmix was worth it tho
new to the internet tranny?
>Keyboard warriors in here shitting on a guy for fucking up one high risk move
That's all it takes to wind up in a coffin or on a permanent liquid diet. Bottom line is that there's no kayfabe reason to do a double flip onto another guy, it's just wankery by the guy doing it and he's begging for a life altering, career or life ending injury. Fuck Jack Evans, he's an idiot.
I eat toilet paper
Yeah, bro, we’re shitting on him for blowing a spot. That’s definitely what’s going on here. Good job.
>keyboard warriors
Gtfo, homosexual. Go back to your shitty tranny infested cesspit.
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>Jack Evans
it's Bob's kid, the farmer
The ref should be fired
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That's why they call it high risk folks
he could have done a simple flying bodysplash and still been as over
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fuck flippyshit and fuck flippyshitters
based. spot monkeys have no place in our business. hope the Bucks are next to end up paralyzed
He'll be fine, looked like he rolled through as opposed to straight up spiking himself.
gonna show up to his wake and do armpit farts the whole time
I like Evans, should I watch it
Nah he's fucking done dude, he seized up with his arms outstretched and stiff like someone who gets shot in the head by a rifle round
Damn, he manages to get away from his cartel shit only to lose in the ring. A true shame
kwab
>40 years father
>still doing this shit https://twitter.com/jgold12/status/1537978347027718146
Isn't he supposed to be on the Impact PPV tomorrow night?
yes
He's finna be in a wheelchair tomorrow night
He’s turning up loaded with painkillers and steroids. His piss will glow but it’s a gig and he’ll fulfil it
Do you think they put a hot dog wrapped in tinfoil in his hand as he was stretchered into the back if the ambulance????
So they could save on postage I’m sure
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nah just one of those cheap ass brown napkins
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god I love these threads. the true essence of /asp/ is laughing at flippy shitters sawdusting themselves for hotdogs
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It looks like he may have been able to tuck his head so his shoulder blades took the impact.
Whatever the case, this is all Tony Con's fault.
This dumb bro paralyzed himself in a barn full of 50 people with a move that nobody would have remembered the next day if he successfully hit it. I hate these flippy homosexuals and I shoot hope that they all kill themselves in the ring.
lmao he's booked for match at slamiversary tomorrow
god forbid someone does some flips
Evidently God did forbid it.
ok but why landing on your head after them? seems a bit unnecesary don't you rhink?
perhaps he was trying to become an hero.
hehe
they probably shouldve invested in more than three grow lights so he could see what he was doing
EVANS FROM THE HEAVENS
More like going to heaven LOL
God bless Jack Evans. Hope it's not as serious as it looks.
indie refs are so fucking shit
KWAB
Hope he dies
Webm anyone? I don't have twatter and dont intend to
Nope. Nobody watches mudshows
It’s in the thread after 35 other homosexuals revealed that they don’t know simple tech get arounds like nitter.
>caring about the opinions of twitter garden gnomes so much that you need an alt-tech workaround to consoom said opinions
ngmi
Please tell me he died
No pity for flippy shitters
Worked botch
Jack Evans is a very bad wrestler this doesn't shock me
You know you're bad when you're a flippy homosexual and not even Tony Khan wants your inevitable liability
Jack Evans used to be incredible. Hope he recovers and realizes he can't do the shit he did when he was young anymore.
I can't wait for Cucknette's video about this where he's just going to reee for 10 minutes about how wrestling is dangerous and they all need to just do chinlocks, as if wrestlers don't understand the dangers that they're in when they get in the ring
Unless Evans is paralyzed or dies he’s not talking about this.
Cornette is right. These moves are dangerous and basically nobody has ever gotten over doing these moves except for Rey.
and dozens of indie chucklefucks still think they're gonna go viral from a gif of them doing it
it worked for Rey because people liked him as a person
Way to straw man his correct position, dumbass, Corny loves moves that are varied and make sense and are risky but also meaningful and done at the right timd. What he’s against is flippy shitter sloppy gymnast wannabes that do moves like this 5 times in a match in front of 12 people in someone’s backyard
inb4 he mentions this happened, moves on as if nothing happened, Brian Last commands Jim is a good goy and answers his question, and Jim still moves on as if nothing happened.
also inb4 the inevitable question from a viewer: "Dear mister Cornette, did the mat sandbag Jack Evans's head or was it just a shitty flip?"
He did a double moonsault off a cage and landed on his head on the floor, he'll be fine
basic stinger
>Jack Evans
I was wondering what happened to him. Last I knew he was stuck in Mexico as a cartel hostage or some shit. I guess he still is, but at least he's alive. Maybe not for much longer though.
Damn, that fucking sucks. Hope he's ok
cringe
>going to be bedridden and rely on his wife's cooking 24/7
that's the true pain here
Kek, well her lasagna probably looks better blended into a smoothie.
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no wonder he tried to sawdust himself
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>sawdusting yourself for a hotdog because the missus can't cook a good meal to save her life
Bro these indie shits forgot that McDonald's still counts as a hot meal
as gross as this looks its wholesome that he still posted it like he's proud of his wifes work
god I'm lonely
>Nobody home
Fucking announcers.
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>Hey Jack, shame about your expired contract. Just keep doing that acrobatic shit on the indies and Tony will see what he's been missing out pm. You'll be back in no time.
based ribmaster
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bitch lasagne
Disgystong
that shit's raw lmao
Americans go out of their way to just ruin other countries food
What a jealous midget.
His wife is Mexican and they live in Mexico. So yeah, basically American.
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>Hey Jack I've got this great lasagna recipe. Your wife should totally try it.
how does he keep getting away with this bros
so it was a suicide attempt
OUTLAW MUDSHOW
I guess he isn't gonna be in the Ultimate X match at Slammiversary tonight then.
i come from an alien planet, very much like this one, sirs. we have studied jack evans for centuries now since time moves very slowly back home. our findings are thus:
>lost the first ever match in WSX
>company proceeded to go under very quickly
>the companies essence, its literal lifeform, blames jack evans
>after years of black magic, the companies hex was finally unleashed
>first it was his wife's cooking
>then it was the cartel
>and now it's this botch
do not question our motive for why we do what we do, just know it is true. also, yes, sasha banks does indeed fuck fans.
Fucking hell, why even bother it's just pretending to fucking fight. He's potentially a spastic in a fucking wheelchair for life for pretending to fucking fight.
>spastic
He already has CTE and is a slobbery, mess of a human. He just can’t afford the drugs that Jeff Hardy takes
Now let me axe you something n-word. Do ya really expect me to have a fucking twitter account to watch this ding dong diddly video? Do I look like some kinda normie to you? Lemme tell ya something kiddo, I wanna watch Jack Evans do a 1080 degree flip in the air and sawdust himself into a wheelchair as much as anyone else here but don't go thinking I'm finna sign up for twitter to do it.
have a nice day pedo
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>gringos
Meanwhile in Mexico on the same day
>breaking the field
Terrible camera work
wouldn't be AAA without horrible camera and audio work
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these god damn trampoline gymnasts doing dumb shit to shorten their careers, with quail clustering and obvious cooperation. What the fuck! Bring back the Midnight Express and the Funks exchanging wrist locks
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Hey, here's a relevant segment from a year ago, where Jack Evans was on Twitter ranting about how his style of wrestling is much safer than in the 90s, and they just laugh at him and call him an idiot. And then a year later he lands on his head and almost cripples himself, like they knew he would