ITT:genres for people who's never had sex


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for starters,
>Black Metal
anything else?

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    noise rock

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The Aonic Youth easily disprove this by existing. People under 30-40 who like it maybe.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        theyre not real noise rock

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The Velvet Underground also definitely had sex as did Red Crayola. Steve Albini even was surprisingly married for quite some time.

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    incel-core

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    anything that's not played on instruments

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    abstract hip hop

  5. 1 week ago
    SS88

    No no. While it is true that Black Metal are wizards, Thai was not the intention of the genre.

    The Cure intentionally makes music for virgins

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    vaporwave

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i mainly listen to vaporwave.

      I've been with my wife for seven years.

      we have sex at least once a night.

      we have two kids together.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        forgot to mentioj, my wife's boyfriend buys me Albums too

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          sounds like buttmad

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    https://voca.ro/1jhjRV4Fg7KF

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    dungeon synth

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Whatever genre this is

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    shoegaze
    math rock
    post-rock
    death metal
    avant-garde
    bedroom pop

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >bedroom pop
      >virgins
      "NO!"

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Zeuhl

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Black metal solo artist here, I’ve had sex with about 15 women. Most were 7s, never paid for it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like they weren't 7s or gourmet wouldn't have to justify it like this,but also don't believe that Black Metal is really as scary to women as let's say Dubstep even was much less being the guy who listens to Nintendo core or whatever would be. It might not actively attract women but it's respectable enough in a artsy sort of way.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >”your actual real life that truly happened with no exaggeration, if anything downplaying, is too cool and impressive to possibly be true”

        I’ll take the compliment, virgin. Anyway I’ve only shown two girls my music, one liked it and one was indifferent.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I didn't say all that. I have a girlfriend and friends I think I'm at least ok by this standard. I'm more just responding that you see Grateful Dead Shit at every smokehouse and everywhere everytime 4/20 happens. I will agree that they didn't have much in the way of mainstream radio appeal but the target audience doesn't really fit the reddit stereotype to me. Ofc I like The Dead so I also could be biased but I've Def gotten laid before and have a normal if menial job. Any events in particular which lead you to this conclusion?

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    elektro punk

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I have sex and listen to Black Metal. Stoner Erasure tobequitehonest.

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    every guy under the age of 40 i've met that's into the grateful dead seemed like a nerdy virgin

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's almost exclusively male stoners but alright,I think this would be more accurate of The Beatles tbh. (Tbf I enjoy Prog so I might not be the best judge bit I got my girl to suck me off to Prog and The Dead seems pretty normie tbh.)

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    anyone who listens to something other than Pop is probably a virgin. boomers who listened to Rock in the 70's get a pass though

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Any folk subgenre and/or world music

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