ITT: wrestling tweets that aged like dollar store milk in the summer sun

ITT: wrestling tweets that aged like dollar store milk in the summer sun

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is he kayfabe tweeting about breaking bad?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No it's about GUNTHER getting a name change. It aged terribly because GUNTHER just had the best match of the weekend while Keith Lee has been reduced to a literal who in a tag team nobody cares about.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        very strange behavior by yeet lee

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        GOONTHER is still an incredibly lame name though

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          WALTUH doesn't sound austrian enough

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Gunther sounds more macho than Walter.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            But his gimmick is that he's eloquent despite his violence, Walter fits that better

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Walter isn't even a good ring name in the first place

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Well back then it wasn't GUNTHER but Gunther Stark, who was a nazi officer. It was insta scrapped in a week to GUNTHER.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Did they really called him as a shoot nazi general?
          Jesus Christ vince

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >It aged terribly because GUNTHER just had the best match of the weekend while Keith Lee has been reduced to a literal who in a tag team nobody cares about.
        keiths match at the weekend was well regarded too so this is moronic

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    leave Bearcat alone and frick Vince

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if HHH brings back this traitor queef pee and his b***h of a wife then im done with watching wrestling and that is a shoot

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Punk’s “stand with your co-workers” tweet
    KWAB

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That didn't age poorly.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Indubitably. Shall thy knaves deny my keening? Nay!

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This was a pretty expensive mistake.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Benoit
      >hang
      Not even Carlos would be this insensitive.
      > your career is in the enclosed pool area

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >not able to remember a match
      Two points:
      1- Benoit called his matches, in the ring, on the spot. Maybe they worked out a couple of spots ahead of time, maybe the finish too, but they called the match live.
      2- Grace, by worrying "omg, can't remember the match" pretty much gives up that she needs somebody to step-by-step her match and that she can't call a match in the ring

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yup she's telling people that modern wrestlers can't improvise. Wrestlers who can't improvise come off formulaic which is why the matches don't look natural and organic.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >which is why the matches don't look natural and organic.
          Whatever do you mean?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >remember matches
      Modern wrestlers really don't know how to call matches on the fly do they?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Have you ever watched Stardom?
        It makes Dragon Gate look like catch-as-catch can.
        You get ***** for remembering your dance moves

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek she 100% tried to backtrack because she realized jericho will blacklist her from aew for this

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Has to apologize for shooting on a murderer
      kwab

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gunther is a way better Germanic name. Why do gays seethe over every WWE name change

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Vince was planning to bury Walter

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Queef Pee
    >gets told to lose weight
    >gets even fatter
    >get his name changed on the main roster
    >cries like a b***h and quits

    Walter
    >gets told to lose weight
    >gets into the best shape of his life
    >gets his name changed on the main roster
    >wins championships and has 5* matches

    Yet again, white is right.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Queef frickin Pee

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Christ that's a depressing tweet now.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This was before VKM was KWAB'd. It was entirely reasonable to assume WALTER was destined to job to R-Truth and Dolph Ziggler on the reg and be given this for his theme music:

    He dodged a bullet.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds a lot better than what's going on now

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does someone have that tweet from Kross where he tried to please Vince by saying he liked the helmet costume?

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't he kayface making fun of Vince at the time?
      He even had that Vince pupped that occasionally quoted him.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nah

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