ITT: worst wives in the history

I'll start with an obvious one.

  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    To be honest, Lenon was already a worthless homosexual. Yoko is just a skapegoat for his unbelievable narcicism.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know this board isn’t LULZ but John really was the shittiest of the beatles. Strawberry Fields and Day in the Life were great songs but that had a lot more to do with Phil Spector and the guys who mixed the records. His lyrics came down to just shitty imitations of Bob Dylan’s writing style and then self-referential ramblings about “Fuck the Bealtes”. George actually turned out to be the most musically talented and even until the late 90s was doing crazy shit with the synth and guitar. Paul was sappy but at least he was aware that he was sappy and still wrote some good songs in the process. Ringo at least understood that be had no talent and always invited other musicians who could pull their weight to record with him.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lennon was the best songwriter. He wrote some of the best Beatles songs - the two you mentioned, In My Life, Happiness is a Warm Gun. Doesn't excuse the fact that he was a shitty narcistic, wife beating, child neglecting self absorbed drug addict. Across the Universe is a pretty good of his try hard artist meaningless word vomit shit.
        However, Paul McCartney was a great musician AND songwriter. He was a multi-instrumentalist and wrote songs as good as John, and better yet, all his songs actually had SOVL. Paul and George Martin were the two musical geniuses behind The Beatles. Ringo was a minimalist, he played perfectly exactly what needed to be played, and nothing more. Any self respecting drummer thinks Ringo is a good drummer. George is the actual coolest one and had the best taste in songwriting, as shown by his later work with the Beatles. After the breakup, George blew his whole load on his epic solo album All Things Must Pass.
        >Phil Spector
        I believe you mean George Martin.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Across the Universe is pretty good example of his try hard
          fixed typo

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          I did mean George Martin not Phil Spector, I just watched a Jeffrey Epstein documentary so I had pedophiles on the brain when I typed that.
          Ringo is also very underrated, as much I love George’s solo career it’s hard to argue that Ringo didn’t do solo the best out of the beatles. George would do similar stuff later on and I’m convinced that Traveling Wilburys Vol.1 is one of the greatest albums ever put out by a former beatle.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >cheats constantly
          >literally only with napoleon because of his position
          >napoleon remains madly in love with her anyway
          Also her son was genuinely talented, so bit of a mixed bag.

          Was going to come in here and say that yeah, Paul is far and away the most musically talented Beatle.

          I did mean George Martin not Phil Spector, I just watched a Jeffrey Epstein documentary so I had pedophiles on the brain when I typed that.
          Ringo is also very underrated, as much I love George’s solo career it’s hard to argue that Ringo didn’t do solo the best out of the beatles. George would do similar stuff later on and I’m convinced that Traveling Wilburys Vol.1 is one of the greatest albums ever put out by a former beatle.

          I have unironically been avoiding Traveling Wilburys for years because I worry that it won't live up to the expectations set by having so much talent in one band.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Give Traveling Wilburys a listen. I don’t think it’s a genre defining album the way Dark Side of the Moon or something like that, it reminds me a lot of what Dire Straits were doing back in the 80s tho. Incredibly solid tracks put together with a love of mid 60s music that is just a lot of fun to listen to. Plus Bob Dylan does a parody of Bruce Springsteen and its pretty great.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Don't listen for Bob Dylan. I don't think there's ever been a more overrated arrogant obnoxious toxic hack in the history of music than Bob Dylan.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >literally only with napoleon because of his position

            She married him in 1796 when he was a nobody

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Man I did a quick check and I think I must have had her completely mixed up with someone else, she really wasn't that bad at all.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Get Back shows that he was the most socially pleasant chap in the studio, together with Ringo. He could write top class rockers, but he pulled a nice con job when he sold McCartney as a lightweight-muzak-composer to his fanboys in the music press

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Michelle Obama

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >wives
      >Manchelle Obama

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. Plan truster

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Catherine the Great

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pic related is (dis)honourable mention.

      Probably the worst wife.

      Valeria Messalina

      Close second for me.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Valeria Messalina

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Im happy that free love exists and the sexual revolution persists.
    > humbles most dudes either by suicidal inceldom or by divorce-rape
    > I get to pay teen girls to sexually please me
    > I have no guilt or fear of not being good at sex
    > no strings attached
    > no loser son who will become a tranny
    > no THOT daughter to cuck me

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Catherine the Great
    in terms of a wifebeing

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    My ex

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Eve

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Yoko Ono is pushing 90

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Be so bad, not only do you cause the collapse of your Empire, but Folk Chinese Religion to this day believe you're a demoness in disguise, birthing the meme 9 Tailed Fox Demon in the process.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Which one of the demonic women from far Chinese history is this one in particular, and how brutal was her comeuppance when it eventually happened.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    why was she so enamoured with hot pants? she considered her legs a great asset or what?

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This hag. Literally admits she didn't know how to be a housewife so she left her family to spread ~~*feminism*~~

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >spread the shiksa spinster lifestyle and abortion among boomer aryan women
      >start a wholesome israeli family with 3 good old hebrew children herself
      don't really believe in da jooz, but dam if that wasn't something

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    quit posting r*ddit bullshit here, fat ass
    Kill yourself sooner than you are demographically likely to

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