59 thoughts on “ITT: unexplainable fashion mysteries

  1. Anonymous says:

    He can dress better to obscure his body if thats what he wants to do, but as far as looking "right" he doesn’t seem untrustworthy or slovenly at all, or even a lousy dresser. If I saw that guy I would assume he is a competent person at what he does, if a little out of shape.

      • Anonymous says:

        >chud
        is chabad in the room with us right now?

        https://i.imgur.com/SP3q5Su.jpg

        >We’ve been married for nearly eight years and I told her the other week that I don’t mind if she wants to go and see other guys because I feel so useless when it comes to it. I can’t even say the word out loud which makes her annoyed.
        hey schizo are the chuddies in the room with us right now? ummm have you ever thought of taking your meds and touching grass sweety?

        Why are you chuds so triggered?

    • Anonymous says:

      >We’ve been married for nearly eight years and I told her the other week that I don’t mind if she wants to go and see other guys because I feel so useless when it comes to it. I can’t even say the word out loud which makes her annoyed.
      hey schizo are the chuddies in the room with us right now? ummm have you ever thought of taking your meds and touching grass sweety?

    • Anonymous says:

      Is that one of those cheap shitty jackets from china that gets plastered all over ebay and amazon? No wonder it looks terrible, it would look bad on a model, let alone him.

      • Anonymous says:

        That’s exactly what it is. It’s an NPC filter. Imagine being dumb enough to not only buy one, but to then wear it out in public. Brutal.

      • Anonymous says:

        Probably a stealth shot made by a woman he found online on their first (and last) date, and the ugly yesstyle abomination we see on him is the result of the poor guy trying to dress "nicely" for the occasion.
        Very sad, hope he is in a better place now.

    • Anonymous says:

      >black wedding ring
      This trend looks so bad. Whatever happened to classic gold bands? Why is everyone wearing 8mm wide black bands now?

      • Anonymous says:

        To add to the attached pic, the pictures on the website are obviously made with higher gsm, stiffer fabric than the shipped product. If you were to iron/starch them they’d look nicer, for a bit at least.

        To detract from the picture, every single "reality picture has the garment worn differently, by a lanklet, and is taken with a potato phone camera.

        I’d like to see how the shipped product looks on someone with a decent torso or a mannequin, worn like in the website picture, in the correct size.

        Not saying they are not shit, but the picture looks like someone went out of their way to pick the worst possible photos.

      • Anonymous says:

        To add to the attached pic, the pictures on the website are obviously made with higher gsm, stiffer fabric than the shipped product. If you were to iron/starch them they’d look nicer, for a bit at least.

        To detract from the picture, every single "reality picture has the garment worn differently, by a lanklet, and is taken with a potato phone camera.

        I’d like to see how the shipped product looks on someone with a decent torso or a mannequin, worn like in the website picture, in the correct size.

        Not saying they are not shit, but the picture looks like someone went out of their way to pick the worst possible photos.

        Gf’s got a bunch of cardigans and skirts from them and they all look exactly like the modelled images. But this sort of complicated looking close fitted video game looking clothing is never going to look right lel. Could probably make it right with some tailoring.

  2. Anonymous says:

    Unironically should commend this guy. Yeah he looks hecking terrible, but he knows somethings off proportionally and seeking advice.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Fat hecks like him are why clothes never fit me. Shops design clothes for the masses. Even slim fit tees that are really tight in the arms, chest and shoulders are really loose around the waist for me. Oversized just looks like I’m wearing a tent

  4. Anonymous says:

    >cheap untextured sweater
    >cheap navy pants which don’t match the gray sweater
    >mismatching button shirt and collar
    >apple watch

    • Anonymous says:

      >tight sweater on top of a shirt on top of his out of shape body
      >sweaters weird texture
      >goofy button shirt
      this anon pointed out the rest
      i’d a different material sweater with a better texture and color and change up the colors of the pants and shirt to match it. also his pose is too stiff

    • Anonymous says:

      >apple watch
      why do people talk about how aesthetic apples design is when they make the most bland slop imaginable, I hate apple shit

  5. Anonymous says:

    If reddit op is reading:

    >You’re fat and weirdly proportioned.
    >Your clothes are ill-fitting: jumper too tight, trousers too tight (hence the puffing of pockets)
    >A v-neck would suit you better as it would visually elongate your rounded head
    >A pink shirt (and on top of that a pale grey jumper) next to your skin tone washes you out
    >You would benefit instantly from a darker jumper. A general rule for clothes for most whites is to wear a lighter clour closest to your head
    >Jumper is cheap poly. Get any wool
    >Chinos look cheap and old (as with the jumper)
    >The watch you’re wearing looks like a kids. Get a metal watch or leather strap. You don’t have to spend much, only a small set of men have any awareness of watches and are typically nerds about it anyway
    >You have to find out how to work colours for your ‘type’ if you have dark hair/pale skin you will have to colour your clothes much differently than if you are grey or ginger

  6. Anonymous says:

    what country do you think he is? he has large tiled floor like the third world but central heating like europe and the west.

  7. Anonymous says:

    Sincerely? The color combinations are off and he’s using pants that are held on the crotch line which is totally wrong, he should get 3 sizes larger pants and they should be held 2 inches bellow the navel which is close to the waist. Besides that tight clothing aren’t flattering for his body type, he should use a blazer rather than a cardigan.
    Also gym would help

  8. Anonymous says:

    He’s wearing cuts for young slim people.

    >low rise pants that highlight his gut
    >slim clothing that emphasizes his lack of physique

    if he started wearing regular fit it would suit him more

    • Anonymous says:

      I know right? Specially the pants, if he used pants that covered his gut he’d look way better. Regular fit and other color combinations would do wonders for him

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