ITT post your age and body count


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26m, body count of 8

  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    20, KHHV and probably until i die

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same brother, completely the same. Fuck this shit life

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >20
      you still have time for around 2 years or forever if you are fine with being a betabux

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >22 M
    >6 women and 1 man
    Never had a gf though.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      22M, 2.
      Is this some data collection scam shit? I haven't had sex since high school and I probably never will again

      Average """lonely""" men on this board lol.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I know I'm not a khhv but I haven't had sex my entire adult life so it's still a bit of a struggle

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          So sad, normalfag-kun.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even if they did fit your made up bullshit standard you would still find a reason to reject them and complain about how difficult and lonely your life is while not actually trying to do anything about it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I know this feel, all I get are hookups and then they ghost me when I get feels. tfw no gf.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah bc your character is utter shit.
        We've been telling you this for days now.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          personality is a meme chad can say this and get ez sex

  3. 3 months ago
    ENTJ

    Those hips are made for pumping out babies why does she have to look like shit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >M30
      >2

      they're photoshopped, just like she does with most of her pictures

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    22M, 2.
    Is this some data collection scam shit? I haven't had sex since high school and I probably never will again

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      probably a fetish. sex havers look for some sick normie curiosity pleasures, and virgin chuds look for masochistic seething pain

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do BJs and fingerblasting count? If yes

    >27
    >5

    If not then just 1

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >28 m
    50 or so

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Take a look at that nasty whore's disgusting, unwashed b-hole

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You got anymore?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/e47BQaN.jpg

      26m, body count of 8

      same girl? she would be such a nice waifu if she dressed and washed her butthole properly. just look at those bros

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      shit like this is why i prefer to be in committed relationships with pure khhv female virgins

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      *SNIFF SNIFF*

      mmmm positively decadent

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's a nice ass. [original]

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is what every woman looks like when you use the camera flash.

      They all look like absolute shit without filters or the fuzzy low quality photo.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    35
    male
    4

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    20F, 30-40

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      24f, late teens but forgot the exact number. I really want to meet my future husband but I've never even had a bf for more than 6 months.

      >Every male 0 or 1-2.
      >Fembots with the casual 20+

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        its just normal bro, its just society bro. its just the same 30 chads fucking 500 girls and counting giving them the 20+ counts while leaving men conpletely dry... 🙁

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        m26, 16
        also before i was 24 i was virgin so not really an age difference thing. I think most these niggas just aint tryna raise that shit enough u feel me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same stats as my favorite ex.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >27 m
    >0
    Though I never tried talking to a girl, probably for the best.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    24f, late teens but forgot the exact number. I really want to meet my future husband but I've never even had a bf for more than 6 months.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >lost count of sexual partners at age 24
      >expects a husband

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      your husband was several dicks back sorry you missed em

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >unwiped shithole.gif

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    22M
    0

    it's fucking over

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      28M
      0
      See, you can do better than that

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't lose mine until I was 22 this might be your year buddy

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    22m
    5 all were really hot atleast
    i didnt lose my vcard until a week before i turned 21

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >20m
    >4
    5 tonight, getting pegged

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >25m
    >0 of course
    I've a lot of body and mental issues, no idea how to approach a girl irl and girls i've talked to online ghost me

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    22 F
    > one guy and hopefully the last til I did c:

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      til I die *
      whoops

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      just wait until you return to the dating market as used goods lol

  18. 3 months ago
    Desolation

    What a lovely bait thread where males can pretend females and post numbers everyone expects and pretend surprised by how high it is.
    I'll just remind you there's no such thing as "fem"bot or women on LULZ. Also most guys here are sexless or I hope so, otherwise they can't relate to glorious virgin master race.
    31 years old Virgin man reporting in. Body count: 0.
    In ancient times I would be like a prophet, saint, great thinker, philosopher, guru, masses would follow me. But I was born in an age of degeneracy, moral bankruptcy, where virtues and values are either nonexistent or twisted. Where whores promote their ruination and encourage other women to follow in their footsteps. It's sickening and tiresome.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Where whores promote their ruination and encourage other women to follow in their footsteps. It's sickening and tiresome.
      But this has nothing to do with you not becoming a
      >prophet, saint, great thinker, philosopher, guru

      but you are clearly more intelligent than the average incel because you at least recognized that focussing your life on something unreachable is just plain stupid.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >in ancient times i would be {cope}
      dude in ancient times you'd probably be a Eunuch slave worried about female gossip.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look I'm a virgin myself but this reads like extreme cope.

      • 3 months ago
        Desolation

        >in ancient times i would be {cope}
        dude in ancient times you'd probably be a Eunuch slave worried about female gossip.

        >cope
        Cope with what? Virginity? Not having sex? I genuinely think there are so many aspects of my life worth improving or changing, sex isn't even top 5. That's the difference between incel and 31y old virgin gentleman like me. I just get labeled an incel because I call women on their bullshit and my views and values are not popular in modern age of degeneracy.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    27m
    2 girlfriends and like 8-10 prostitutes, can't remember now

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    21f, is it normal if I don't know my own bodycount? I've had a lot of drunk nights with guys I just met or with guy friends where I'm not sure how far we went.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      that is honestly gross af

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was baiting, you didn't actually believe me, right?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why, though?

        I was baiting, you didn't actually believe me, right?

        Not me.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wanna come over and drink until you pass out?

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    27m, ~20 ish not sure.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    25m
    0 zero null

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    31m body count of 3 all relationships with one being a hookup that quickly turned into my current relationship

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    30. still in my original body.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      how is your mana pool? is it world class?

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    23, khhv, happily rotting

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn I would seriously nut in this girl, like every god damn day, regardless if shes a crazy bitch

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    38 male 2

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    23f
    16
    you whore fembots racking 20+, ew

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      says you, SIXTEEN, I'm 21m and on 6

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      27, autistic femanon, 8, all with bfs in committed relationships

      says you, SIXTEEN, I'm 21m and on 6

      you're both disgusting too. casual sex-havers should be hanged.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >8 boyfriends
        LMAO learn how to keep a bloke around you're 2 above me

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          she said she's autistic, she probably doesn't know what a committed relationship is and can't have one

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            beware the autistic female

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You were averaging 3.2 bodies a year since you turned 18. You're in no position to shame anyone

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      says you, SIXTEEN, I'm 21m and on 6

      27, autistic femanon, 8, all with bfs in committed relationships

      [...]
      you're both disgusting too. casual sex-havers should be hanged.

      Bunch of normalnagger whores arguing over who's the bigger whore lmao.

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >18m
    >khhv
    am i finished?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      (me)

      29M
      KHHV
      It doesn't get easier with age.

      man, i am not excited

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I"m 23 and so far I've only killed 1 person.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    M22
    Idk a Lot, 100+ and i regret every one of them. I am the result of Mommy issues + a Lot of Money + dad being a Classic Gangster + dealing drugs when i was 20
    Never fehlt Loved by any of them, even Now that i have nothing to do with that Lifestyle i cant accept love of any Kind

    Also

    I dont get why ppl here shit in her looks, she looks great, i get that goth isnt to the taste of evrybody but just because its Not for you dosnt mean that she dosnt pull of the look.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      poor you must have been rough

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        While you dont mean it, its still nice to hear so thank you and sorry for the late respons i fell asleep.

        I have to say its weird that this is a Board for lonely ppl and i feel even more alone since i feel alone in the fact that i can hook up with girls but cant build any kind of connection without ending depressed/ close to myself.
        Well its not like anybody will respond since everybody blames everything in being a khhv. I would kill to be a khhv again.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm in the same boat as you.
      22M, mommy issues, lots of money, pulling lots of bitches, though I only slept with one in my entire life.
      For some reason, women pay more attention to me when they find out I'm mentally ill. I told some girl at my therapy clinic that went to the same college as me, then I began to get asked out repeatedly for 2 years straight. She told her frieds and they told theirs and now everybody knew.
      I felt that I would get falsely accused of something if I turned down someone too meanly or they just took it the wrong way, so I just made myself as physically unavailable as possible to avoid them.
      I felt more like an experience than a person, just to be some bitch's anecdote than anything else.

      Also
      >I dont get why ppl here shit in her looks, she looks great
      Get your eyes checked.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    36, have not killed any one so far
    if you mean sex, take a guess

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    27m, body count of 0

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    22f, 7 men 2 women (femdom moment)

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    27
    0
    (Seven45seven45sven45seven45)

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    29M
    KHHV
    It doesn't get easier with age.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same here, but I'm gonna disagree. It is getting easier with age for me. I got a million other problems to work out first, but also becoming a wizard sounds way better.

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    29m with an 11 bodycount

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    18m, 1,000,000,003

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all the normalhomosexuals on this board
    Yep, I'm thinking it's dead. Thanks for killing the last comfy place we had.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This board's been infested with normies for 10+ years, get over it

  40. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    F20 i had 3 relationships including my current one which i always want to keep forever but sometimes it doesnt work out

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >22 M
    >Body count 0

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    24F
    only 1

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    24F
    Body count 2

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    28m
    5, 10 if bjs and hjs count

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >none of the femanons are virgins
    Yet more proof fembots do not exist.

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    21, 0. I fucking hate my life, I will never get to hold a girl's hand and hear her tell me that she loves me. I will never be happy. I will never be loved. Time to get drunk and forget about these feelings for a while

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      im with you senpai, i dont know what went wrong, but here we are..... fuck..

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some of us just weren't made for this kind of life...

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    55M
    12
    >you asked

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    24
    0

    Wtf happened to this place.Even in 2017 is was better.

  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    26
    0
    It just gets worse every year to be honest

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    23m KHHV
    >so many normalfag sexhavers
    guess this board is no longer the domain of robots, sad

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all the normalhomosexuals on this board
      Yep, I'm thinking it's dead. Thanks for killing the last comfy place we had.

      >>all the normalhomosexuals on this board
      >guess this board is no longer the domain of robots, sad
      This board has been a normalfag haven for years. If you couldn't tell that already it must be your first week here.

  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >22
    >1 at 19 and KHH since 🙁

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >25 M
    >2
    Discord eboy and a literal black crack whore (prepaid, present from my very weird parents.)
    I don't want to count either of them but then I'd be a liar. Mistakes still happened.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      very based parents

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        In theory, yes. In practice, no.
        Nothing is worse than being pressured into sex with a sheboon with confirmed hepatitis. Like virtually any other neighborhood whore would have been better. I had to use a whole jug of bleach to get the smell off me, shit was traumatizing.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          what was their argument for insisting on their choice?
          i thought they just gifted you a whore to fuck that you'd pick yourself

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            From what I understand it was a spur of the moment "hey I've got a fun idea! You look desperate, here's some crack go fuck our son" scenario. Which would still be based if the girl was even slightly attractive. Altogether it was just bad luck on my part.
            I just got woken up at 3am to "do it or you're gay, ps I already paid so you better use her" basically.

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm 31.
    One twink and like 7 chicks, could be 8 but both me and her were too drunk and hung over to remember if we just fooled around a little or we full blow fucked.

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    26m khhv
    6 foot 7 lawyer
    for the incel copes

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You suck at life, hard.

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    36m
    40-50 folks, married a virgin.

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    27 and 0 but I have at least kissed a girl

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    22m, 0
    though i did hug a girl once

  58. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    22 M
    I have had penis inside 25 women.
    It felt good

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me in detail how to achieve this
      Also are these valuable women or STD-ridden whores?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >are these valuable women or STD-ridden whores?
        A mixture of both but the majority are young clubwhores

        >Tell me in detail how to achieve this
        For a one night stand I simply go to bar or club completely shitfaced with my friends and after i spot a woman i find attractive on the dance floor i approach her with full confidence and dance with her which if i was successful eventually leads to kissing and then i ask her 'your place or mine?'

        take in mind i am 6'2 and live in scandinavia where nearly every woman is open to one night stands

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >your place or mine?
          what's the distribution here? all at your place?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Well since i live in a shithole room covered in beer cans, cumstains and have an autistic room mate i usually insist on going to their place. women are usually disgusted when they come back to mine but i fuck them regardless.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Okay we get it you're a turbochad in slutville.

  59. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    29 Male
    Zero
    You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original

  60. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    dude over 20 zero and i dont regret it i hate the vast majority of people so why would i bother having sex with any of them

  61. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    18f
    0
    fuck my life

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fat or larp

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        why is it so hard to believe? a lot of my classmates are virgins too

        nice bait
        100 incel robots line up in response, what order do you fuck them in and how many at once?

        i will not fuck robots

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I will not fuck robots

          Fuck you bitch you are an entitled whore die.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            no matter how many meanie words you spout i will not have sex with you. sorry. i'll never date a robot because it's in their nature to be porn obsessed, violent and hate women

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              NTA but no that's not what a robot is. That's more, incel or something, idk. Yeah there's overlap and the groups morph over time.
              This board used to be extremely nice and empathetic. Ironically people like you probably create self-fulfilling prophecies.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              what would you do if you met your husband and then years later you discover that he was a closet LULZ robot the entire time ?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                i wouldn't get upset over it. if he's been my husband for years then he must be a great guy regardless of being a robot or not

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That is very wholesome. I hope one day my wife will react the same

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                But this contradicts your earlier statement

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                its complicated, if i've managed to be married to someone for several years then something like that is too petty. i guess what i meant is that i would never be interested in a guy if i knew right off the bat that he was a robot or even a LULZ user in general

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >or even a LULZ user in general
                You're here though, so that's pretty hypocritical, no?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                yep, you're right
                but i don't think men are concerned about their girlfriends or wives coming here? maybe they are, i don't know. i want to stop visiting here anyways

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm beginning to see how part of your problem is an inability to view individuals as individuals.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're probably right. i'm not a great person. but it works out because i honestly do not mind being forever alone that much

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry, I was a bit harsh but I do think you shouldn't read too much into group associations, it's not hard to get to know someone more individually. I'm sure you're a better person than you give yourself credit for.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                thank you anon that's so nice i really appreciate it <3

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Good good, I am fooling you into thinking robots can be nice
                israelitehands.jpg

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >milkmocha
                Why do virgin girls like milkmocha?
                My ex would send me those all the time.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Statistically, you're either fat or larping. Possibly both.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      nice bait
      100 incel robots line up in response, what order do you fuck them in and how many at once?

  62. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    32m
    don't know what counts as body, but I had sex 3 times and came only once

  63. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >24 M
    >0 KV

    It gets better with time and more money rr-r-right?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No. Once your libido dies you'll just be bitter that your prime years were wasted

  64. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    18m

    0

    I have rejected about 7 girls purely because I'm not attracted to them, want my 1st time to be special but at this point im just gonna say fuck it, rush 2nd semester and go do coke and fuck the house whores with my buddies

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      trust me you want to get laid asap. when you are older you are going to regret not smashing all of the hot college pussy. sex really isnt that special and when the special person eventually shows you will be experienced enough to make her cum and not be some two pump chump

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        sounds solid brodie gonna go get wasted for 4 years perpetually then

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      46m, 3 foids, none in the past 10 years

      my 1st time was special but in a real bad way. if you can get pussy, get pussy, and don't get hung up on any one bitch who won't put out or any other bullshit. that's where I fucked up in college

  65. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    26M, body count 2. 1 was my sister.

  66. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    24M, 7

    content too low

  67. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    isnt that chick photoshopped in that pic? i think i saw a thing where she posted how all her "fans" gave her the confidence to post undoctored photos. was not pretty. should have saved the image.

  68. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Late 30s, about a dozen, no prostitutes, 1 tranny. I used to be straight but I'm exclusively into trannies now, want to fuck more of them but I'm afraid I'll catch the aids

  69. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    28F
    Only 7 ^^

  70. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    69m
    1 woman
    58 men

  71. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    26m
    0
    I held hands thrice in middle school though

  72. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am 26
    I have only ever had sex once
    It was a virgin hunter
    I feel so sad and ashamed
    I must cut off my penis

  73. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    21m
    2 women
    25-30 trannies
    I don't know why either.

  74. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    31 Male, 4 🙂

    apparently i can't post without "more content"? so I had the truffle ravioli from trader joes for dinner and I put some garlic olive oil on it pretty banger

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      truffle taste like shit

  75. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    22m
    5 (6 if you count just oral)
    lost my virginity at 15 and since then i've always craved female attention and touch.
    It honestly feels like an addiction

  76. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    20M Body count of 1

  77. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    25m
    13

  78. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    35,m
    Lost count after 30, maybe 32-35 excluding oral

  79. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it boggles the mind to think that people actually have sex and at these frequencies, I can't even imagine myself in such a position with another human being

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why? It's no big deal, everyone's doing it

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I realize that, I'm just kinda broken beyond repair, or maybe I'm not broken and its just that I don't fit in with the world, or maybe its both, who knows. I already have trouble being naked completely unless I'm showering, I just can't see myself being naked like that with another person, touching them, moving around with them, it all seems very foreign

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same. Bothers me how they shit up the one board we used to have too.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        this board went to shit several years ago and it has been a downhill slope ever since, its just how it goes, older people move on, younger people come in, demographics change, most people here probably found out about this board from reddit or twitter or something, its just how it goes, no point crying over spilled milk eh?

  80. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >30M
    >0 khhv
    >too ugly and autistic

  81. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    23f, 6 hookups, 2 long-term fwb, 0 bfs

  82. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >40 male
    >20 escorts
    >2 non escorts

  83. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    18f, kissless virgin

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this but 18m

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Y'all should make out.

        [...]
        cute, date already

        all the same person btw

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >(You)
          Nope.
          But your post is cope.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this but 18m

      Y'all should make out.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      this but 18m

      cute, date already

  84. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >40 male
    >6 girls

  85. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    m 49y
    53f 2m and theyre all dead

  86. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    25m 1 female 2 men and 2 transgirls

  87. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    31m, around 15-20 ama

  88. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    30 M

    50ish stopped about 8 months ago

  89. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    28m body count of 5.

  90. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    20M with body count of 12.

  91. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    22m, zero
    Kinda annoyed with the amount of people who posted anything above zero, maybe I should find somewhere else to hang out.
    Maybe they're lying, but then again, why would lie on an anonymous internet board?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would people posting on the Randall Monroe fanclub board having a body count above zero bother you?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah idk what I expected tbh, I was a bit too optimistic in thinking I found a place where there were people similar to me I guess.

        LULZ has always been filled with norman lurkers

        Yes. I guess they get an ego boost or something lol.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      LULZ has always been filled with norman lurkers

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Maybe they're lying,
      Imagine being this new. This is a normalfag board. Even in KHHV-only threads, most of them have had opportunities and/or they barely try at all. Make one right now and ask for them to post the closest thing they've had to female affection -- more than half will say they've had opportunities before. Actual incels are an extreme rarity, even on /LULZ/.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hm I guess I fall under the "barely try at all" category.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          So you're not even an incel yourself, lol, and you're pretending like you're not a normalfag. Loneliest /LULZ/'er.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm definitely not a normalfag though lolol. The reason why I don't try at all is because of traumatic prior experiences.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >lolol
              Yeah definitely. You're a massive newfag and type like a redditor.
              What is your "trauma" btw?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah I'm definitely a redditor.
                And no I'm not going to tell my life story to some naggerhomosexual who's trying to gatekeep the definition of incel lol.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Yeah I'm definitely a redditor.
                >naggerhomosexual
                You do type like one.
                >to some naggerhomosexual who's trying to gatekeep the definition of incel lol
                Without gatekeeping, that's how you get a place like /LULZ/ to be a massive normalfag dumpsterfire in the first place. Your "trauma" was probably no worse than being rejected by stacy in middle school, but you consider yourself completely disabled in terms of trying with other women. Probably most people ITT with a nonzero bodycount don't even see themselves as normalfags since they're on le edgy 4chins and stuff. They have no idea what actual loneliness is like.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I do agree with your point on gatekeeping but I promise you I'm as far from a normalfag as you can possibly be. Which is why I was annoyed at you gatekeeping the definition of incel in the first place.
                Don't know how "naggerhomosexual" is reddit language since the average redditor would start chimping out at the sight of either word but whatever.
                >Your "trauma" was probably no worse than being rejected by stacy in middle school, but you consider yourself completely disabled in terms of trying with other women
                Nah, it's definitely more than that.
                >They have no idea what actual loneliness is like.
                I don't know what qualifies as "actual loneliness" to you so please do tell.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Which is why I was annoyed at you gatekeeping the definition of incel in the first place
                You agree with gatekeeping as long as it doesn't go against you.
                >Don't know how "naggerhomosexual" is reddit language since the average redditor would start chimping out at the sight of either word but whatever.
                Because you're obviously a massive newfag, probably /misc/tard as well, and so you think mincing slurs is le ultimate insult.
                >it's definitely more than that
                Marginally, maybe, but you're unwilling to speak on it, so there's no real point in saying so.
                >I don't know what qualifies as "actual loneliness" to you so please do tell.
                Failing to find anyone interested despite years of persistent attempts, having next to no standards (i.e. you'd settle for a fat ugly obese mentally ill NEET girl with an LDR), and constant self-improvement. If you don't try, you're choosing to be alone, and so you deserve no pity whatsoever.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >You agree with gatekeeping as long as it doesn't go against you.
                No it's just annoying when said gatekeeping occurs for no real reason. I mean at this point you might as well bar anyone below 40 from posting because clearly they haven't lived long enough to really know if they're normalfags or not.
                >Because you're obviously a massive newfag, probably /misc/tard as well, and so you think mincing slurs is le ultimate insult.
                It's just funny. guess I'm too childish and don't have a sophisticated sense of humor such as yours. I've known about LULZ for many years, I just figured it was a cesspool filled with normalfags and my brief experience here has confirmed that. Not saying you are either though.
                >Marginally, maybe, but you're unwilling to speak on it, so there's no real point in saying so.
                Of course I'm unwillingly to speak on it, to properly describe said events I'd have to type multiple paragraphs which isn't really worth the effort on a normalfag board, Especially when it's to try to gain the acceptance of one person considering I'm done with said board anyway. Wouldn't you agree?
                >Failing to find anyone interested despite years of persistent attempts, having next to no standards (i.e. you'd settle for a fat ugly obese mentally ill NEET girl with an LDR), and constant self-improvement. If you don't try, you're choosing to be alone, and so you deserve no pity whatsoever.
                I used to do persistent attempts until my lack of success made me give up. I did (and still do) hobbies, looksmaxxing and other forms of self improvement though. However, I didn't have absolutely 0 standards since that seems like it'll land you in a worse position than when you started. Having to do any of these things means you're not a normalfag anyway. Also good, I don't want your pity. Personally I think you make too many assumptions too quickly since this board is full of larping normalfags. I wonder why you're still on here all things considered though.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >I mean at this point you might as well bar anyone below 40 from posting because clearly they haven't lived long enough to really know if they're normalfags or not.
                Maybe below 30, to know if they're truly le incel or not. It'd depend on the situation, greatly.
                >Wouldn't you agree?
                That's fine if you don't want to put in the effort for whatever reason, though I humbly doubt it'd take that long to explain it and you already just wrote out a pretty big post.
                >since that seems like it'll land you in a worse position than when you started
                I mean somethings are unworkable like if she's obviously so mentally ill she's abusive or she's so ugly you could never love her and it'd just make you both suffer, but I'm barring those extremes.
                >Having to do any of these things means you're not a normalfag anyway
                Your definitely of normalfag is highly warped, then, I'd say. Having to try pretty hard just means you're not given everything on a silver platter.
                >I wonder why you're still on here all things considered though
                To argue with retards. It's fun for me for the time being.

  92. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    24m
    0, probably gonna stay that way

  93. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >24
    >Male
    >Had sex with one girl like 8 times, though that was from the one and only serious relationship I've been in, and I'm not trying that hard to be completely honest

  94. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am your Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come.

    36m
    0

  95. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >age
    32
    >body count
    6

  96. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Linravox recordings are all in the public domainz

  97. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    33m I'm not sure but around 30 never counted
    women are such whores if you hit them up or let them hit on you they spread their legs with no effort

  98. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    22m
    Never had sex and I never kissed a girl but I've been hugged by girls a couple of times.

  99. 3 months ago
    Eris

    23, 1 woman an ex gf
    I need to find some cute BPD bitch in bushwick and feed her drugs to have sex Just to experience it.

  100. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >25
    >1
    It is not much but is better than most here

  101. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    38
    BC: 1

  102. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    24m none

  103. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    20m and KV, really afraid of having sexsu

  104. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >19 male
    >Like 15 or smth and a femboy

  105. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    20, nil

  106. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >30m
    >0

    I'm an autistic NEET shut-in that just never even tried.

  107. 3 months ago
    overAnon

    20m 22grills, 3 virgins

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      aye 16 2virgin and ur 6 years young gw king 🙂
      was

      m26, 16
      also before i was 24 i was virgin so not really an age difference thing. I think most these niggas just aint tryna raise that shit enough u feel me.

      isnt the virgin pussy the best. when you eat em out and they dont even taste like anything and they didnt wanna lose it to you but you got em drunkj enough hahahahahahaha. Keep fighting soldier.

  108. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >18 M
    >1
    Only with a condom though

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      gtfo young chad nagger

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        why is it so easy to trigger incels?
        why are you guys such snowflakes?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          not a virgin just hate zooms orgnell

  109. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    20m body count of 1 (:
    THE BODY WAS NEVER FOUND THE BODY WAS NEVER FOUND THE BODY WAS NEVER FOUND THE BODY WAS THE BODY WAS NEVER FOUND
    NEVER FOUND THE BODY WAS NEVER FOUND THE BODY WAS NEVER FOUND

    :3

  110. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i fucked a girl like this in front of my girlfriend

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I ended up dating both a girl like this and the other girl I had a threeway with both were complete shit though

      >NEET
      >Scientologist drunk

  111. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    25M, had sex with 3 girls but kissed with 4 more

  112. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    27m high-functioning autistic diagnoses at age 6 lost my virginity at 22 current body count 52

  113. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    38m
    19
    Probably it for me

  114. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >36
    >1
    Not entirely sad about that.

  115. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well this thread sure explains why /LULZ/ is so fucking ass now.

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