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26m, body count of 8
20, KHHV and probably until i die
Same brother, completely the same. Fuck this shit life
>20
you still have time for around 2 years or forever if you are fine with being a betabux
>22 M
>6 women and 1 man
Never had a gf though.
Average """lonely""" men on this board lol.
Yeah I know I'm not a khhv but I haven't had sex my entire adult life so it's still a bit of a struggle
So sad, normalfag-kun.
Even if they did fit your made up bullshit standard you would still find a reason to reject them and complain about how difficult and lonely your life is while not actually trying to do anything about it.
I know this feel, all I get are hookups and then they ghost me when I get feels. tfw no gf.
Yeah bc your character is utter shit.
We've been telling you this for days now.
personality is a meme chad can say this and get ez sex
Those hips are made for pumping out babies why does she have to look like shit
>M30
>2
they're photoshopped, just like she does with most of her pictures
22M, 2.
Is this some data collection scam shit? I haven't had sex since high school and I probably never will again
probably a fetish. sex havers look for some sick normie curiosity pleasures, and virgin chuds look for masochistic seething pain
Do BJs and fingerblasting count? If yes
>27
>5
If not then just 1
>28 m
50 or so
Take a look at that nasty whore's disgusting, unwashed b-hole
You got anymore?
same girl? she would be such a nice waifu if she dressed and washed her butthole properly. just look at those bros
shit like this is why i prefer to be in committed relationships with pure khhv female virgins
*SNIFF SNIFF*
mmmm positively decadent
that's a nice ass. [original]
This is what every woman looks like when you use the camera flash.
They all look like absolute shit without filters or the fuzzy low quality photo.
35
male
4
20F, 30-40
>Every male 0 or 1-2.
>Fembots with the casual 20+
its just normal bro, its just society bro. its just the same 30 chads fucking 500 girls and counting giving them the 20+ counts while leaving men conpletely dry... 🙁
m26, 16
also before i was 24 i was virgin so not really an age difference thing. I think most these niggas just aint tryna raise that shit enough u feel me.
Same stats as my favorite ex.
>27 m
>0
Though I never tried talking to a girl, probably for the best.
24f, late teens but forgot the exact number. I really want to meet my future husband but I've never even had a bf for more than 6 months.
>lost count of sexual partners at age 24
>expects a husband
your husband was several dicks back sorry you missed em
>unwiped shithole.gif
22M
0
it's fucking over
28M
0
See, you can do better than that
I didn't lose mine until I was 22 this might be your year buddy
22m
5 all were really hot atleast
i didnt lose my vcard until a week before i turned 21
>20m
>4
5 tonight, getting pegged
>25m
>0 of course
I've a lot of body and mental issues, no idea how to approach a girl irl and girls i've talked to online ghost me
22 F
> one guy and hopefully the last til I did c:
til I die *
whoops
just wait until you return to the dating market as used goods lol
What a lovely bait thread where males can pretend females and post numbers everyone expects and pretend surprised by how high it is.
I'll just remind you there's no such thing as "fem"bot or women on LULZ. Also most guys here are sexless or I hope so, otherwise they can't relate to glorious virgin master race.
31 years old Virgin man reporting in. Body count: 0.
In ancient times I would be like a prophet, saint, great thinker, philosopher, guru, masses would follow me. But I was born in an age of degeneracy, moral bankruptcy, where virtues and values are either nonexistent or twisted. Where whores promote their ruination and encourage other women to follow in their footsteps. It's sickening and tiresome.
>Where whores promote their ruination and encourage other women to follow in their footsteps. It's sickening and tiresome.
But this has nothing to do with you not becoming a
>prophet, saint, great thinker, philosopher, guru
but you are clearly more intelligent than the average incel because you at least recognized that focussing your life on something unreachable is just plain stupid.
>in ancient times i would be {cope}
dude in ancient times you'd probably be a Eunuch slave worried about female gossip.
Look I'm a virgin myself but this reads like extreme cope.
>cope
Cope with what? Virginity? Not having sex? I genuinely think there are so many aspects of my life worth improving or changing, sex isn't even top 5. That's the difference between incel and 31y old virgin gentleman like me. I just get labeled an incel because I call women on their bullshit and my views and values are not popular in modern age of degeneracy.
27m
2 girlfriends and like 8-10 prostitutes, can't remember now
21f, is it normal if I don't know my own bodycount? I've had a lot of drunk nights with guys I just met or with guy friends where I'm not sure how far we went.
that is honestly gross af
I was baiting, you didn't actually believe me, right?
Why, though?
Not me.
Wanna come over and drink until you pass out?
27m, ~20 ish not sure.
25m
0 zero null
31m body count of 3 all relationships with one being a hookup that quickly turned into my current relationship
30. still in my original body.
how is your mana pool? is it world class?
23, khhv, happily rotting
Damn I would seriously nut in this girl, like every god damn day, regardless if shes a crazy bitch
38 male 2
23f
16
you whore fembots racking 20+, ew
says you, SIXTEEN, I'm 21m and on 6
27, autistic femanon, 8, all with bfs in committed relationships
you're both disgusting too. casual sex-havers should be hanged.
>8 boyfriends
LMAO learn how to keep a bloke around you're 2 above me
she said she's autistic, she probably doesn't know what a committed relationship is and can't have one
beware the autistic female
You were averaging 3.2 bodies a year since you turned 18. You're in no position to shame anyone
Bunch of normalnagger whores arguing over who's the bigger whore lmao.
>18m
>khhv
am i finished?
(me)
man, i am not excited
I"m 23 and so far I've only killed 1 person.
M22
Idk a Lot, 100+ and i regret every one of them. I am the result of Mommy issues + a Lot of Money + dad being a Classic Gangster + dealing drugs when i was 20
Never fehlt Loved by any of them, even Now that i have nothing to do with that Lifestyle i cant accept love of any Kind
Also
I dont get why ppl here shit in her looks, she looks great, i get that goth isnt to the taste of evrybody but just because its Not for you dosnt mean that she dosnt pull of the look.
poor you must have been rough
While you dont mean it, its still nice to hear so thank you and sorry for the late respons i fell asleep.
I have to say its weird that this is a Board for lonely ppl and i feel even more alone since i feel alone in the fact that i can hook up with girls but cant build any kind of connection without ending depressed/ close to myself.
Well its not like anybody will respond since everybody blames everything in being a khhv. I would kill to be a khhv again.
I'm in the same boat as you.
22M, mommy issues, lots of money, pulling lots of bitches, though I only slept with one in my entire life.
For some reason, women pay more attention to me when they find out I'm mentally ill. I told some girl at my therapy clinic that went to the same college as me, then I began to get asked out repeatedly for 2 years straight. She told her frieds and they told theirs and now everybody knew.
I felt that I would get falsely accused of something if I turned down someone too meanly or they just took it the wrong way, so I just made myself as physically unavailable as possible to avoid them.
I felt more like an experience than a person, just to be some bitch's anecdote than anything else.
Also
>I dont get why ppl here shit in her looks, she looks great
Get your eyes checked.
36, have not killed any one so far
if you mean sex, take a guess
27m, body count of 0
22f, 7 men 2 women (femdom moment)
27
0
(Seven45seven45sven45seven45)
29M
KHHV
It doesn't get easier with age.
Same here, but I'm gonna disagree. It is getting easier with age for me. I got a million other problems to work out first, but also becoming a wizard sounds way better.
29m with an 11 bodycount
18m, 1,000,000,003
>all the normalhomosexuals on this board
Yep, I'm thinking it's dead. Thanks for killing the last comfy place we had.
This board's been infested with normies for 10+ years, get over it
F20 i had 3 relationships including my current one which i always want to keep forever but sometimes it doesnt work out
>22 M
>Body count 0
24F
only 1
24F
Body count 2
28m
5, 10 if bjs and hjs count
>none of the femanons are virgins
Yet more proof fembots do not exist.
21, 0. I fucking hate my life, I will never get to hold a girl's hand and hear her tell me that she loves me. I will never be happy. I will never be loved. Time to get drunk and forget about these feelings for a while
im with you senpai, i dont know what went wrong, but here we are..... fuck..
Some of us just weren't made for this kind of life...
55M
12
>you asked
24
0
Wtf happened to this place.Even in 2017 is was better.
26
0
It just gets worse every year to be honest
23m KHHV
>so many normalfag sexhavers
guess this board is no longer the domain of robots, sad
>>all the normalhomosexuals on this board
>guess this board is no longer the domain of robots, sad
This board has been a normalfag haven for years. If you couldn't tell that already it must be your first week here.
>22
>1 at 19 and KHH since 🙁
>25 M
>2
Discord eboy and a literal black crack whore (prepaid, present from my very weird parents.)
I don't want to count either of them but then I'd be a liar. Mistakes still happened.
very based parents
In theory, yes. In practice, no.
Nothing is worse than being pressured into sex with a sheboon with confirmed hepatitis. Like virtually any other neighborhood whore would have been better. I had to use a whole jug of bleach to get the smell off me, shit was traumatizing.
what was their argument for insisting on their choice?
i thought they just gifted you a whore to fuck that you'd pick yourself
From what I understand it was a spur of the moment "hey I've got a fun idea! You look desperate, here's some crack go fuck our son" scenario. Which would still be based if the girl was even slightly attractive. Altogether it was just bad luck on my part.
I just got woken up at 3am to "do it or you're gay, ps I already paid so you better use her" basically.
I'm 31.
One twink and like 7 chicks, could be 8 but both me and her were too drunk and hung over to remember if we just fooled around a little or we full blow fucked.
26m khhv
6 foot 7 lawyer
for the incel copes
You suck at life, hard.
36m
40-50 folks, married a virgin.
27 and 0 but I have at least kissed a girl
22m, 0
though i did hug a girl once
22 M
I have had penis inside 25 women.
It felt good
Tell me in detail how to achieve this
Also are these valuable women or STD-ridden whores?
>are these valuable women or STD-ridden whores?
A mixture of both but the majority are young clubwhores
>Tell me in detail how to achieve this
For a one night stand I simply go to bar or club completely shitfaced with my friends and after i spot a woman i find attractive on the dance floor i approach her with full confidence and dance with her which if i was successful eventually leads to kissing and then i ask her 'your place or mine?'
take in mind i am 6'2 and live in scandinavia where nearly every woman is open to one night stands
>your place or mine?
what's the distribution here? all at your place?
Well since i live in a shithole room covered in beer cans, cumstains and have an autistic room mate i usually insist on going to their place. women are usually disgusted when they come back to mine but i fuck them regardless.
Okay we get it you're a turbochad in slutville.
29 Male
Zero
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original
dude over 20 zero and i dont regret it i hate the vast majority of people so why would i bother having sex with any of them
18f
0
fuck my life
Fat or larp
why is it so hard to believe? a lot of my classmates are virgins too
i will not fuck robots
>I will not fuck robots
Fuck you bitch you are an entitled whore die.
no matter how many meanie words you spout i will not have sex with you. sorry. i'll never date a robot because it's in their nature to be porn obsessed, violent and hate women
NTA but no that's not what a robot is. That's more, incel or something, idk. Yeah there's overlap and the groups morph over time.
This board used to be extremely nice and empathetic. Ironically people like you probably create self-fulfilling prophecies.
what would you do if you met your husband and then years later you discover that he was a closet LULZ robot the entire time ?
i wouldn't get upset over it. if he's been my husband for years then he must be a great guy regardless of being a robot or not
That is very wholesome. I hope one day my wife will react the same
But this contradicts your earlier statement
its complicated, if i've managed to be married to someone for several years then something like that is too petty. i guess what i meant is that i would never be interested in a guy if i knew right off the bat that he was a robot or even a LULZ user in general
>or even a LULZ user in general
You're here though, so that's pretty hypocritical, no?
yep, you're right
but i don't think men are concerned about their girlfriends or wives coming here? maybe they are, i don't know. i want to stop visiting here anyways
I'm beginning to see how part of your problem is an inability to view individuals as individuals.
you're probably right. i'm not a great person. but it works out because i honestly do not mind being forever alone that much
Sorry, I was a bit harsh but I do think you shouldn't read too much into group associations, it's not hard to get to know someone more individually. I'm sure you're a better person than you give yourself credit for.
thank you anon that's so nice i really appreciate it <3
Good good, I am fooling you into thinking robots can be nice
israelitehands.jpg
>milkmocha
Why do virgin girls like milkmocha?
My ex would send me those all the time.
Statistically, you're either fat or larping. Possibly both.
nice bait
100 incel robots line up in response, what order do you fuck them in and how many at once?
32m
don't know what counts as body, but I had sex 3 times and came only once
>24 M
>0 KV
It gets better with time and more money rr-r-right?
No. Once your libido dies you'll just be bitter that your prime years were wasted
18m
0
I have rejected about 7 girls purely because I'm not attracted to them, want my 1st time to be special but at this point im just gonna say fuck it, rush 2nd semester and go do coke and fuck the house whores with my buddies
trust me you want to get laid asap. when you are older you are going to regret not smashing all of the hot college pussy. sex really isnt that special and when the special person eventually shows you will be experienced enough to make her cum and not be some two pump chump
sounds solid brodie gonna go get wasted for 4 years perpetually then
46m, 3 foids, none in the past 10 years
my 1st time was special but in a real bad way. if you can get pussy, get pussy, and don't get hung up on any one bitch who won't put out or any other bullshit. that's where I fucked up in college
26M, body count 2. 1 was my sister.
24M, 7
content too low
isnt that chick photoshopped in that pic? i think i saw a thing where she posted how all her "fans" gave her the confidence to post undoctored photos. was not pretty. should have saved the image.
Late 30s, about a dozen, no prostitutes, 1 tranny. I used to be straight but I'm exclusively into trannies now, want to fuck more of them but I'm afraid I'll catch the aids
28F
Only 7 ^^
69m
1 woman
58 men
26m
0
I held hands thrice in middle school though
I am 26
I have only ever had sex once
It was a virgin hunter
I feel so sad and ashamed
I must cut off my penis
21m
2 women
25-30 trannies
I don't know why either.
31 Male, 4 🙂
apparently i can't post without "more content"? so I had the truffle ravioli from trader joes for dinner and I put some garlic olive oil on it pretty banger
truffle taste like shit
22m
5 (6 if you count just oral)
lost my virginity at 15 and since then i've always craved female attention and touch.
It honestly feels like an addiction
20M Body count of 1
25m
13
35,m
Lost count after 30, maybe 32-35 excluding oral
it boggles the mind to think that people actually have sex and at these frequencies, I can't even imagine myself in such a position with another human being
Why? It's no big deal, everyone's doing it
I realize that, I'm just kinda broken beyond repair, or maybe I'm not broken and its just that I don't fit in with the world, or maybe its both, who knows. I already have trouble being naked completely unless I'm showering, I just can't see myself being naked like that with another person, touching them, moving around with them, it all seems very foreign
Same. Bothers me how they shit up the one board we used to have too.
this board went to shit several years ago and it has been a downhill slope ever since, its just how it goes, older people move on, younger people come in, demographics change, most people here probably found out about this board from reddit or twitter or something, its just how it goes, no point crying over spilled milk eh?
>30M
>0 khhv
>too ugly and autistic
23f, 6 hookups, 2 long-term fwb, 0 bfs
>40 male
>20 escorts
>2 non escorts
18f, kissless virgin
this but 18m
all the same person btw
>(You)
Nope.
But your post is cope.
Y'all should make out.
cute, date already
>40 male
>6 girls
m 49y
53f 2m and theyre all dead
25m 1 female 2 men and 2 transgirls
31m, around 15-20 ama
30 M
50ish stopped about 8 months ago
28m body count of 5.
20M with body count of 12.
22m, zero
Kinda annoyed with the amount of people who posted anything above zero, maybe I should find somewhere else to hang out.
Maybe they're lying, but then again, why would lie on an anonymous internet board?
Why would people posting on the Randall Monroe fanclub board having a body count above zero bother you?
Yeah idk what I expected tbh, I was a bit too optimistic in thinking I found a place where there were people similar to me I guess.
Yes. I guess they get an ego boost or something lol.
LULZ has always been filled with norman lurkers
>Maybe they're lying,
Imagine being this new. This is a normalfag board. Even in KHHV-only threads, most of them have had opportunities and/or they barely try at all. Make one right now and ask for them to post the closest thing they've had to female affection -- more than half will say they've had opportunities before. Actual incels are an extreme rarity, even on /LULZ/.
Hm I guess I fall under the "barely try at all" category.
So you're not even an incel yourself, lol, and you're pretending like you're not a normalfag. Loneliest /LULZ/'er.
I'm definitely not a normalfag though lolol. The reason why I don't try at all is because of traumatic prior experiences.
>lolol
Yeah definitely. You're a massive newfag and type like a redditor.
What is your "trauma" btw?
Yeah I'm definitely a redditor.
And no I'm not going to tell my life story to some naggerhomosexual who's trying to gatekeep the definition of incel lol.
>Yeah I'm definitely a redditor.
>naggerhomosexual
You do type like one.
>to some naggerhomosexual who's trying to gatekeep the definition of incel lol
Without gatekeeping, that's how you get a place like /LULZ/ to be a massive normalfag dumpsterfire in the first place. Your "trauma" was probably no worse than being rejected by stacy in middle school, but you consider yourself completely disabled in terms of trying with other women. Probably most people ITT with a nonzero bodycount don't even see themselves as normalfags since they're on le edgy 4chins and stuff. They have no idea what actual loneliness is like.
I do agree with your point on gatekeeping but I promise you I'm as far from a normalfag as you can possibly be. Which is why I was annoyed at you gatekeeping the definition of incel in the first place.
Don't know how "naggerhomosexual" is reddit language since the average redditor would start chimping out at the sight of either word but whatever.
>Your "trauma" was probably no worse than being rejected by stacy in middle school, but you consider yourself completely disabled in terms of trying with other women
Nah, it's definitely more than that.
>They have no idea what actual loneliness is like.
I don't know what qualifies as "actual loneliness" to you so please do tell.
>Which is why I was annoyed at you gatekeeping the definition of incel in the first place
You agree with gatekeeping as long as it doesn't go against you.
>Don't know how "naggerhomosexual" is reddit language since the average redditor would start chimping out at the sight of either word but whatever.
Because you're obviously a massive newfag, probably /misc/tard as well, and so you think mincing slurs is le ultimate insult.
>it's definitely more than that
Marginally, maybe, but you're unwilling to speak on it, so there's no real point in saying so.
>I don't know what qualifies as "actual loneliness" to you so please do tell.
Failing to find anyone interested despite years of persistent attempts, having next to no standards (i.e. you'd settle for a fat ugly obese mentally ill NEET girl with an LDR), and constant self-improvement. If you don't try, you're choosing to be alone, and so you deserve no pity whatsoever.
>You agree with gatekeeping as long as it doesn't go against you.
No it's just annoying when said gatekeeping occurs for no real reason. I mean at this point you might as well bar anyone below 40 from posting because clearly they haven't lived long enough to really know if they're normalfags or not.
>Because you're obviously a massive newfag, probably /misc/tard as well, and so you think mincing slurs is le ultimate insult.
It's just funny. guess I'm too childish and don't have a sophisticated sense of humor such as yours. I've known about LULZ for many years, I just figured it was a cesspool filled with normalfags and my brief experience here has confirmed that. Not saying you are either though.
>Marginally, maybe, but you're unwilling to speak on it, so there's no real point in saying so.
Of course I'm unwillingly to speak on it, to properly describe said events I'd have to type multiple paragraphs which isn't really worth the effort on a normalfag board, Especially when it's to try to gain the acceptance of one person considering I'm done with said board anyway. Wouldn't you agree?
>Failing to find anyone interested despite years of persistent attempts, having next to no standards (i.e. you'd settle for a fat ugly obese mentally ill NEET girl with an LDR), and constant self-improvement. If you don't try, you're choosing to be alone, and so you deserve no pity whatsoever.
I used to do persistent attempts until my lack of success made me give up. I did (and still do) hobbies, looksmaxxing and other forms of self improvement though. However, I didn't have absolutely 0 standards since that seems like it'll land you in a worse position than when you started. Having to do any of these things means you're not a normalfag anyway. Also good, I don't want your pity. Personally I think you make too many assumptions too quickly since this board is full of larping normalfags. I wonder why you're still on here all things considered though.
>I mean at this point you might as well bar anyone below 40 from posting because clearly they haven't lived long enough to really know if they're normalfags or not.
Maybe below 30, to know if they're truly le incel or not. It'd depend on the situation, greatly.
>Wouldn't you agree?
That's fine if you don't want to put in the effort for whatever reason, though I humbly doubt it'd take that long to explain it and you already just wrote out a pretty big post.
>since that seems like it'll land you in a worse position than when you started
I mean somethings are unworkable like if she's obviously so mentally ill she's abusive or she's so ugly you could never love her and it'd just make you both suffer, but I'm barring those extremes.
>Having to do any of these things means you're not a normalfag anyway
Your definitely of normalfag is highly warped, then, I'd say. Having to try pretty hard just means you're not given everything on a silver platter.
>I wonder why you're still on here all things considered though
To argue with retards. It's fun for me for the time being.
24m
0, probably gonna stay that way
>24
>Male
>Had sex with one girl like 8 times, though that was from the one and only serious relationship I've been in, and I'm not trying that hard to be completely honest
I am your Ghost of Christmas Yet to Come.
36m
0
>age
32
>body count
6
Linravox recordings are all in the public domainz
33m I'm not sure but around 30 never counted
women are such whores if you hit them up or let them hit on you they spread their legs with no effort
22m
Never had sex and I never kissed a girl but I've been hugged by girls a couple of times.
23, 1 woman an ex gf
I need to find some cute BPD bitch in bushwick and feed her drugs to have sex Just to experience it.
>25
>1
It is not much but is better than most here
38
BC: 1
24m none
20m and KV, really afraid of having sexsu
>19 male
>Like 15 or smth and a femboy
20, nil
>30m
>0
I'm an autistic NEET shut-in that just never even tried.
20m 22grills, 3 virgins
aye 16 2virgin and ur 6 years young gw king 🙂
was
isnt the virgin pussy the best. when you eat em out and they dont even taste like anything and they didnt wanna lose it to you but you got em drunkj enough hahahahahahaha. Keep fighting soldier.
>18 M
>1
Only with a condom though
gtfo young chad nagger
why is it so easy to trigger incels?
why are you guys such snowflakes?
not a virgin just hate zooms orgnell
20m body count of 1 (:
THE BODY WAS NEVER FOUND THE BODY WAS NEVER FOUND THE BODY WAS NEVER FOUND THE BODY WAS THE BODY WAS NEVER FOUND
NEVER FOUND THE BODY WAS NEVER FOUND THE BODY WAS NEVER FOUND
:3
i fucked a girl like this in front of my girlfriend
I ended up dating both a girl like this and the other girl I had a threeway with both were complete shit though
>NEET
>Scientologist drunk
25M, had sex with 3 girls but kissed with 4 more
27m high-functioning autistic diagnoses at age 6 lost my virginity at 22 current body count 52
38m
19
Probably it for me
>36
>1
Not entirely sad about that.
Well this thread sure explains why /LULZ/ is so fucking ass now.