Then take his advice. Your ass is a one way road. You can wear it out and tear in by sticking things in it. Anal regenerative surgery has been one of the fastest growing operations in the last decade. You dont want to be wearing adult diapers when you are 30.
A dick isn't doing damage to an ass. Its just a dick no matter how much you think of yourself. That surgery is people taking foreign objects up their asses and cancer patients.
Then take his advice. Your ass is a one way road. You can wear it out and tear in by sticking things in it. Anal regenerative surgery has been one of the fastest growing operations in the last decade. You dont want to be wearing adult diapers when you are 30.
I am a Reddit atheist (used to be an asshole to religious people) but I don't like oral either. Anal is just way more disgusting to me, which is why it is mentioned more often. Vaginal penetration is ideal
Self care before hand, clean out, lube up and stretch some on your own. Get kinky with some binding him and a long wet bj, then take his cock up the ass in cowgirl.
Dominate that dick since he apparently doesn't know how.
keep shoving your butt in his face til he concedes (ymmv)
Where get small chested gf?
these threads, apparently
why do i enjoy using and discarding men?
low-empathy narcissist
I worked a 11 hour day in 100 degree weather yesterday. I was also working really hard because mu company is pushing me to get this project done by Friday, but they only pay me 19 bucks an hour
This morning I feel like shit. I feel completely drained and like depressed almost. It’s gonna be 90 degrees again
I’m wondering if I should call off. If I don’t get the job done this week I’ll lose out on a lot of bonus money but I almost don’t care. I feel like a slave for them now and like I’ve been pushing myself way too hard for nothing.
if you feel that shitty, call in sick
Both genders: what does your ideal first date look like?
watching Miraculous Ladybug with a cute girl from North London who looks down on me
I shoot 35mm and own a collection of 8 vintage cameras (a mixture of SLRs and point and shoots, plus one cool Minolta underwater camera), two DSLRs, a nice Fujica mirrorless and a collection of about 20 lenses for use throughout the collection. Also two old Polaroid cameras and one new Polaroid camera.
When not in use the collection lives on display on some shelves in my living area next to 2000 points of Sisters of Battle and about 50-60 fantasy/scifi books.
>CB-radio >Shortwave radio >Pirate radios, old broadcasting gear >Slow scan TV >Pipe tobacco including growing and blending tobacco myself >Nutrition including nutrition for dogs >Bookplate collecting specializing in pre ww2 bookplates
1 week ago
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>CB-radio >Shortwave radio >Pirate radios, old broadcasting gear >Slow scan TV >Pipe tobacco including growing and blending tobacco myself
incredibly based
I used to collect vintage maps, not anymore because I don't have anywhere to put them and they're collecting dust in my attic.
I also like vintage photos.
Charlie has a YouTube channel and is the proud owner of the biggest dildo namely: the Moby Huge (as seen in the picture). He has done quite some videos surrounding the beauty. I left an example below:
I have giant, novelty dildos, but that one doesn't even seem fun to own. Like at least I can sort of use the crazy ones in interesting ways. He's just treating it like a meme and it makes me very mad.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Well such a huge dildo is a meme tbh
1 week ago
Anonymous
I know. It makes a joke of the actual big toys that are genuinely fun to collect, own, and fruitlessly attempt to use.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Not gonna lie that would be kind of hot in a girl
1 week ago
Anonymous
Doesn't matter, I'd never show a guy what's at the bottom of the bin in my closet. I don't trust anyone's reactions to weird sex toys. I don't want to be crucified by a guy I'm dating.
Do people actually like him? He's monotone as fuck and isn't entertaining.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Obviously, he has a big audience. Besides people like his dry and witty humor like me. I could understand why it is not everyone's cup of a tea though and a lot people would not get certain references he gives.
I don't know why you tacked this onto my reply, and I've known plenty of funny girls, but maybe the genders are just generally wired different so have different senses of humor or proclivities to it? Nothing wrong with that
Why did you tack my tack you tack, just tack off, tacking he
I told my mom that im never getting married and she’s angry
Why can’t she just worry about herself ugh
Normies gonna normie
Just try to reassure and demonstrate to her you're happy with your life and choices etc., and hopefully she'll get over it - you're not obligated to marry
Marriage is an antiquated and entrapping institution particularly in the 21st century but I digress
Because men had to evolve to have quick thinking and trickery, to hunt and trick/trap/kill large animals for food. Women had no use for that, and evolved to remember the location of mature fruit trees and spot ripe berries and mushrooms and toxic markings on bugs as they foraged. Now men are funny and women are critical. Such is life.
Well yeah that too, I mostly meant that they evolved quick thinking and that kind of lumps into being able to come up with what to say in the right moment and what to do in any situation and whatnot. In my experience, men are great conversationalists and can steer a bad situation into a better direction, women not so much... But women in conversation often disclose useful information on where to find cheap resources and how to stretch those resources (again, just my experience)
(m) What exactly is asmr, and how does it differ from ordinary audio fiction? I've listened to some pornographic "asmr" and have been pleasantly surprised by the quality of the stories: they much, much more closely capture what I actually fantasize about in a sexual encounter than any video pornography ever has. Nevertheless, I still don't understand what makes them "asmr."
ASMR stands for autonomous sensory meridian response. Basically tingles that get triggered by noises. I don’t watch porn ones, although 99% of asmr has coombait videos attached to it. The pretty girls are nice, but I enjoy it for the sounds. It is connected to sexual responses though, people don’t know that. I like tapping because I can feel the airwaves.
Male
Weirdest is cryptozoological taxidermy
I'm not very active with it though. I was going to post a more active hobby but aside from rarely drawing and writing, I don't actually do anything.
...and now I'm sad. But I'm going to brew coffee soon, so there's that.
is it a red flag if I think samurai swords are the coolest shit ever
I don't wanna be those fat weebs who buys a katana because of anime but they're so cool
>Can I ask why you like samurai swords?
swords in general are cool and I had this samurai movie phase (and also anime) >if you bought one would it just be a display item or would you shell out big bucks for a legitimate sword?
real ones to display would seem cool but they're expensive
I worked a 11 hour day in 100 degree weather yesterday. I was also working really hard because mu company is pushing me to get this project done by Friday, but they only pay me 19 bucks an hour
This morning I feel like shit. I feel completely drained and like depressed almost. It’s gonna be 90 degrees again
I’m wondering if I should call off. If I don’t get the job done this week I’ll lose out on a lot of bonus money but I almost don’t care. I feel like a slave for them now and like I’ve been pushing myself way too hard for nothing.
I would call in late if necessary and go hang out in a grocery store drink cooler sipping coffee for an hour before coming in. That's me.
I'm going to go work in a hot factory today in 90 degree weather and I make less than $19 an hour and wil never get any bonuses.
M. We go ice skating, hold hands, ditch it when we're cold to grab nuggets and drive to this nice riverside spot I know to talk shit and make out gently.
F. I have a thing for going to ikea and playing married couple, but beside that: a walk or rollerskating at a park, grabbing milkshakes and sitting at a nice spot to banter. Maybe k i s s.
Cute. Malm is fucking ugly though. I'm more of a N O R D M E L A kinda guy.
F. I have a thing for going to ikea and playing married couple, but beside that: a walk or rollerskating at a park, grabbing milkshakes and sitting at a nice spot to banter. Maybe k i s s.
It's funny and has a lot of potential if we have good chemistry, I like IKEA and I can judge you negatively if you tell me you like the black MALM like every other basic boi.
I see you on every thread almost lately. You are not funny, add something of value man. I think you are a degenerate with nothing going on his life wanting responses like I give you now. No one likes you. You remind me of this skit btw:
>husband is on a work trip abroad >he can't give me a massage >he can't eat dinner with me >he can't fuck me >he can't cuddle me >he can't hug me >he can't go shopping with me >he can't watch TV with me
It's been 2 months now and there's one remaining month and I'm already missing him so hard. Is it normal or am I clingy?
M
My eye is always drawn to exposed cleavages and i feel bad about it. I try not to look but without fail i happen to ctach my eyes darting there now and then. Do women find it offensive? I don't stare or anything but it's hard not to look at all.
To pass time when I'm in public and I didn't bring a book. I browse instagram for like 10 minutes or so a day, usually. I don't really post unless I do something really cool, last time I posted was last summer.
The only value I can think of for Instagram is that a lot of artists post new work on there and it's a good way to support them... buy their new painting, new tiki mug design, new fabric design, whatever
Sharing my hobbies and interests.
Sharing nice moments with friends and family.
Not sure I understand the how part. I take out my phone and hit the buttons
I don’t understand that mindset. How would that even work? Let’s say I go hiking/camping over the weekend. There will be at most 5 photos and maybe a 1min video. How does that take away from the 48-72hours of my experience?
Also having these photos and videos to look back on actually help me remember them more, so I would have more to talk about. And sometimes people see the stuff I’ve posted and ask about those experiences. I don’t see how sharing something takes stuff away or lessen my experience
Now I am curious though, what exactly is your gripe?
1 week ago
Anonymous
Having a lot of personal information be shared with people who you might want to keep it from. Since often people you like, but not like like followed my Instagram when I had one.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Sure. But you can choose not to share those things. I also have private information I keep off social media. Most people draw the line somewhere do what does it really matter, or what is the gripe? That you like it all or nothing and would like other people to be the same? Feel like we are getting further away from what actually bothers you about this
Why are men so upset when a girl tells them to put on a condom? They're uncomfortable for us too, we would prefer to feel your skin than rubber but it's fucking necessary.
I am so disappointed that no one answered this... I genuinely want to know what I'm supposed to do when he doesn't want me to go on mood-altering birth control, but also doesn't want a baby, but also still wants to fuck, what do I do with that other than listen to him complain about the condom and ruin the mood when I don't like condoms either, lol. Oh well
If you were my gf, I'd suggest that we get married and start a family. I have the money, the career, and the stability to do just that.
Actually, now that I have the money, the career, and the stability, a family is the last personal accomplishment I have left to achieve, so it's the top of my priority list.
I think there's like a spermicide ring or t insert you can get to have a built-in birth control, it lasts a few months i think. No pills, no condoms, only fun. Maybe look into that. He's an asshole tho.
>find perfect girl for me >we get along great but... >she already has le bf, he mogs the shit out of me >i'm short, shy and autistic whilst he's tall, charismatic and neurotypical (i facemog/fashionmog him tho)
how do i not fucking despise him? it feels like he's mocking me just by existing and i definitely feel that we entered into a really subtle and passive aggressive dick measuring contest the couple times we ran into each other, felt like he was looking down his nose at me
i'd avoid both of them but he's in a pretty prominent band in the music scene that we all met each other in so no choice but to put up with him sometimes
i fucking hate this guy so much its unreal holy shit
You brought this on yourself by not having enough self-respect to not be in the friendzone. You literally don't have to hang out with people you hate, retard.
not friendzoned, this happened 2 weeks after i approached her and i've barely spoken to her since but i'm the type to ruminate on shit that makes me insecure, and a girl i felt a massive spark with being taken by some guy that mogs the shit out of me makes me *really* insecure
you ever wonder what made a dude choose a profession like gynecology
like, what made a guy say to himself, yeah I wanna look at pus filled oozing vaginas for a living...
My friends who went into medschool said they usually specialize as obgyns, so they probably are interested in the whole baby development and birth side more than anything.
Im chatting over a dating app with a girl i like. I caught her on her very first day on that app. Shes introverted, fit, has only 1 real friend and has huge boobs. Any tips to make the best of it?
You post this same image or a variation of it constantly. You know the context this image lacks? The vast majority of women that turned him down. I could easily replicate this with an attractive woman and a group of men, and it would say nothing about the overall male population
There are other pics too. These 2 are the most popular.
1 week ago
Anonymous
A bunch of cherry picked results of bad people being bad people. Plenty of men here say far worse on a daily basis. Should I make these men speakers for you all, and assume every man thinks the way the worst of the worst here do?
1 week ago
Anonymous
You can cope all you want. Female creatures are absolute scum for even replying to men like that and you just know they ghost/block nice, intelligent men who would actually love them.
God, I can understand the horniness but I can't believe those bimbos fell for such an obvious bait. Are people really this stupid?
They really are, females especially. The greatest trick that females ever pulled was convince the world that they are virtuous, good, smart people.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>t. Self proclaimed nice guy
1 week ago
Anonymous
So you would rather people be pedophiles than nice guys? Thanks for proving my point, retarded homosexual, kek.
1 week ago
Anonymous
I just don’t think you’re a very nice guy
1 week ago
Anonymous
I am.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Wrong. You’re a bitter, seething man who hates women because it’s easier to blame them for not liking you than it is to blame yourself for being just generally awful
1 week ago
Anonymous
You don't know me. I've told plenty of stories about my dating life. My purpose here is to educate men who may be blind to the nature of the female creatures.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>the nature of the female creatures.
You mean like sugar and spice and everything nice?
1 week ago
Anonymous
Nice guys are predator's in another way though. Rapists are opportunists. Nice guys do things with the expectation of a return. Nice guys though, tend to appear desperate and thats never a good look for a man.
1 week ago
Anonymous
God, I can understand the horniness but I can't believe those bimbos fell for such an obvious bait. Are people really this stupid?
1 week ago
Anonymous
>Are people really this stupid?
yes
You're literally worse than a pedophile rapist in the eyes of female creatures.
There are other pics too. These 2 are the most popular.
This is retarded, if you did the same with a model girl I'm sure you'd still find tons of guys who just want to smash
1 week ago
Anonymous
We should make one with a woman admitting that she wants to harvest kidneys. I bet there'd still be takers if the sex comes first.
The difference is that men don't hide the fact that they would fuck anything that moves. Female creatures are the ones who keep saying that they love nice men, who are male feminists, and who support BLM while they send love letters to serial killers. It's the hypocrisy of females that makes men angry.
1 week ago
Anonymous
See [...]
It wouldn't prove anything because it's a known fact that men are lonely because of the high standards of female creatures.
I'm trading words with you when you think a handful of Tinder thots represent half the planet. There's a pile of dogshit nearby that's more interesting.
1 week ago
Anonymous
You seem to think some of these "female creatures" speak for all women, and that everyone is being hypocritical
I have a thot friend who just straight-up admits she'll fuck anything that moves if she feels like it
1 week ago
Anonymous
I'm speaking in general terms.Sure, good females still exist, but they're a minority and most of them are in countries that still know that a female's place is beneath the man.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>a female's place is beneath the man
k so you're just a sexist lel
1 week ago
Anonymous
Yeah, and not even an interesting one. He just repeats the same dumb shit.
1 week ago
Anonymous
It's how God wanted man and woman to be. Being sexist isn't something evil, like being black or being a pedo, it's the nature of things and females like it too.
Female rights are one big shit test. They still go for girly jobs and like things that most men don't like, and they still expect men to do the initiating in everything. People are suffering now because the nature's true order is out of place in the civilized world.
I don’t doubt the convos are real, I just think that these are a handful of examples that don’t show the vast majority of women who swiped past or reported this guy
He posts the same 2 images at least once a day trying to prove some point about women, but like I already said you could easily replicate this scenario reversed. Out of spite I might do it tomorrow
1 week ago
Anonymous
do it
I'm always down for some entertainment
1 week ago
Anonymous
don't forget to ask about their body count and dating history if you can
1 week ago
Anonymous
>Out of spite I might do it tomorrow
Consider my suggestion.
We should make one with a woman admitting that she wants to harvest kidneys. I bet there'd still be takers if the sex comes first.
A female pedophile, cheating slut, or golddigger isn't going to twitch an eyebrow. You gotta be more dramatic.
1 week ago
Anonymous
See
[...]
The difference is that men don't hide the fact that they would fuck anything that moves. Female creatures are the ones who keep saying that they love nice men, who are male feminists, and who support BLM while they send love letters to serial killers. It's the hypocrisy of females that makes men angry.
It wouldn't prove anything because it's a known fact that men are lonely because of the high standards of female creatures.
She could ask them the organ donor questions and insist on blood typing first?
It can't just be "I'm a bad person."
Maybe if she killed her last two husbands but is running low on money?
1 week ago
Anonymous
See
See [...]
It wouldn't prove anything because it's a known fact that men are lonely because of the high standards of female creatures.
I already stated why it's a stupid idea.
[...]
I'm trading words with you when you think a handful of Tinder thots represent half the planet. There's a pile of dogshit nearby that's more interesting.
They do nowadays. Dating apps are how most people get into relationships now, dumb fuck. And it's not different from real life, the men who are granted the access of most female flowers are +8/10 Chads, other men have to jump through hundreds of hoops to get close to that. Go outside once in your life, fucking retard.
/thread
1 week ago
Anonymous
I apologize for the typo.
I'm *not* trading words with you. Sorry for the confusion.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Yeah, but men aren't going to think she's capable of hurting them. They'll just figure they can fuck and stop her if she tries anything.
1 week ago
Anonymous
I have a gun ready when girl scouts knock on the door. Even toddlers can kill you, never let your guard down.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Do you have a suggestion of a something on the level of that Evil Chad then? Maybe a sufficiently crazy girl? Idk
truth is girls don't care about you unless you're their bf.
and their default view of most men is negative, so by doing nothing, you will automatically be treated with vitriol and negativity.
Anons I really need some just sage words of wisdom tonight, because I already know the solution to my problem: stop caring. But I need some wise words to help me get there
The summary of the situation I’ve talked about here before: My former business partner and I were very close. We just got each other and had the exact same level of thinking on so many things. There was a mutual crush and some sexual attraction but 99% of it was just us making such a killer ass team together, it was great. After ages of knowing and working with this guy, being there for him through so much, always being the person he could count on, he got into some personal life drama and used me as his scapegoat. Took all the work for our project, stole 5 figures from me, lied about me to everyone we knew
I bawled for weeks about this, I had never had someone do me so dirty. Especially someone I had put so much effort into being there for. This happened back in March and yet I’m still stuck on it, I’m still hurting from it, and angry. I want him to feel guilty but I know he doesn’t. I want an apology that I know will never come. I want him to face some sort of karma that I know he never will. I want to stop caring but it kills me to think about everything that happened. Tell me anything to help me start getting the fuck over it already because I’m tired of caring. Whether it be a personal anecdote, general advice, or anything to talk some sense into me
you were a retard, he never fell for you, there was no mutual crush, and there was no sexual attraction, there was just you falling for a guy who you thought had a thing for you
Cheers Evan. I almost want to forgive you for your awkward presentation in primary school
1 week ago
Anonymous
and you've lost me, who's Evan?
1 week ago
Anonymous
Don't play games with me Evan. It is me your buddy Chris!
1 week ago
Anonymous
Joe?
1 week ago
Anonymous
Joe want deez nuts on your chin?
1 week ago
Anonymous
ligma balls
1 week ago
Anonymous
Man got testicular cancer HAHAHA
1 week ago
Anonymous
poor lad
1 week ago
Anonymous
1 week ago
Anonymous
Keem out of context
Still I wonder what mental illness he has kek. Dude will clearly stoop to any lows, flip out and fuck people over just for attention lol
1 week ago
Anonymous
I think it is an act tbh. He is crazy but I am sure he exaggerates his anger and shit
Shy girl and I met at our old job back in January and we became like best "friends" super super fast, we just had such high chemistry. I had zero doubts she really liked me and we even went out twice although it was fairly platonic. It was basically an "almost relationship". The issue is two fold, neither of us expressed our feelings verbally which is fine as long as we showed them imo, and two the reason we didn't was clear. She has a boyfriend.
She talked down on him two or three times, not much. But she clearly wasn't ready to let him go. As far as I was concerned she was reciprocating my actions, and emotional cheating was occuring but I know she'd never sexually cheat nor would I let it. I know it's shitty either way, but I cannog describe the insane connection we had. Also she didn't tell me until like a week into us really getting close anyways.
Fast forward to lately, about 2 months ago she left the job, and got another job and when she left my job, her communication plummeted about a week after. Things were great the last day and escalating a little. Anyways, I think she pulled back a bit out of guilt and confusion, and her boyfriend probably questioned it.
Anyways, she still responds extremely fast to all my texts, and the responses aren't just one word or seem disinterested, but we don't talk very long. I sent her a Snapchat and we talked a few pictures, then I just said "is it cool if I come visit you at work?" and she responded "I don't see why not I just chill here" and I sarcastically replied with a smiling picture "don't show so much enthusiasm" and she replied with a smile "I'm just telling you lol"."
She would always act like this when I offered to go out in the past, she would be like "Yeah I don't see why not", and then we'd go out.
Her messages come across as a little weird and almost kinda sad or scared now though. She is shy and introvert, but idk. I genuinely feel she's suppressing her feelings for me because her boyfriend?
Office wives are real. I've had a few, and they were marvelous—you just have to remember that they aren't romantic partners in any way. Remember that one caveat, and you can boost each other's productivity through the roof.
What did you think an office wife was for, decoration?
I wish it was romantic tho. I still wanted to get my dick wet.
It's not and you need to remember that it's not. There's a line between office husbandry and workplace sexual harassment, and you're looking to cross it.
tl;dr, but this bit stuck out to me >and she responded "I don't see why not I just chill here" and I sarcastically replied with a smiling picture "don't show so much enthusiasm" and she replied with a smile "I'm just telling you lol"."
cringe. she's literally just telling you, you don't have to make a thing of it, like she has to roll out the red carpet. you come off as insecure and in need of validation with the added comment.
the phrase "i don't see why not" is just a bantzy way of saying "yes"
>because her boyfriend?
double cringe. like i said, tl;dr, but if you're sniffing after this girl you're barking up the wrong tree.
Just put yourself out there a lot in social situations with thots; Tinder, bars, nightclubs, college clubs/events, all that jazz. Make friends but flirt and get close to them. It's way easier to get FWB than a relationship in 2022
I have a lot of social anxiety. Despite the fact that I have been with a lot of women, most of them have been through tinder, and I am very nervous around them and have a very difficult time approaching them.
In public it’s so hard for me to find things to say. I don’t even know what to talk about. Or how to act. However, this is something that weighs on me heavily and I really want to figure it out and conquer it so I can atleast be a little more social
Is it just a matter of fucking up and trying over and over again until I don’t feel nervous? Should I just like go out by myself and try talking to people even if it’s terrifying and I end up making an idiot of myself?
How do you fall in love with a girl?
It's never happened before and I don't knw what to do.
I think women are hot but I've never asked one out simply because if I don't feel anything I don't see the point
Funnily similar answers. I've never seen the Notebook though so maybe I'll watch that sometime.
The Shining, watched it recentely and it is pretty good. Breakdown is my all time favorite although it is more of thriller than horror movie
I've seen the Shining, but not Breakdown. I'll keep that in mind. If it's a Thriller though, I need something more horror. I am going to watch Rosemary's Baby today, as the other thread anon suggested.
Pick a random Friday the 13th movie and write your thoughts on it down in a journal when you're done watching it.
Oh what I would give to watch them all again for the first time...
I’ve watched them all multiple times. Idek why. They’re fun allegories, but not really the greatest cinema by any stretch of the imagination. Something about those movies is just comfy, kinda the same feel I get on 4chin.
Every ancestor of yours back to primordial slime had sex and reproduced, which is why you exist. If you don't, you will be the first and last and only failure in that unbroken chain between the beginning of life and its end in your selfish narcissism.
Girls if you asked for instructions on how to suck dick better would you be terribly offended if your bf also sent you an amateur porn video of a good blowjob?
Male here: why wouldn't you take the time to give her in-person tips on exactly what drives you wild? Are you afraid to tell her? Are you ashamed to ask for what you want? Are you embarrassed to use "dirty" words when talking to her?
Not OP but I guess because it's hard to mimic a girl that seems to suck good on a video
Not so much offended as just plain scared-off because I would never feel like I could live up to someone's expectations if I know they watch a lot of porn and I wouldn't want to be with that person, it's a problem I gotta deal with though because literally everyone watches it now unfortunately
>I could live up to someone's expectations if I know they watch a lot of porn
It's just one video, doesn't mean much imo
I asked because I've had trouble in the past verbalizing the things I've wanted. Even if I really want a girl to give me a blowjob, I can't bring myself to ask her for that. I'll resort to euphemism and periphrasis at best; at worst I'll clam up and leave her guessing as to what I want. When it comes to something like giving her specific directions on what I'd like her to do during something like a blowjob, I have zero capacity for expressing myself, and I recognize that as a defect I need to address, not avoid. Showing a video seems like it would be a way for me to ask for something without words, and, while it might lead to amazing oral action, it wouldn't improve my shame-driven inability to communicate sexual desires. That's why I asked the original anon about that: I'd be afraid that I'd be trying to take the easy way out by showing a girl what I wanted instead of learning to communicate it.
Ladies, would you regard it as shameful if a man told you what he wanted you to do during a blowjob? Am I right to feel shame at that?
Not so much offended as just plain scared-off because I would never feel like I could live up to someone's expectations if I know they watch a lot of porn and I wouldn't want to be with that person, it's a problem I gotta deal with though because literally everyone watches it now unfortunately
I could give less of a fuck what random people do with their bodies
What am I supposed to do when my girlfriend criticizes her looks and is down on herself? I always make an effort to deny those things and tell her how wrong she is, how I think she looks, but lately it seems like it falls on deaf and ears. I don't know if she trusts my opinion of her despite how high of an opinion it is and I don't know what to say anymore.
I just want her to be happy. In general, about herself, and the way she looks.
Is she getting any help herself if her self-esteem's that low? You can only emotionally support and reassuee her so much
>hit it off with girl but she's seeing someone else >lose touch >ff 4 months >try and run into her and catch up, see if she's stopped seeing the other guy >if they've broken up, ask her out
based or cucked?
If you end up talking you her again, you can cheekily ask her out, but don't force it
M
I never stopped doing it, so this questions is stupid
I don't like being mean to people but i think that pushing the body positivity bullshit too far is just unhealthy, fat people should be perfectly aware their condition isn't fine and can be fixed, that there is plenty of help they can get in order to reach a healthy body fat ratio. The opposite is also true for people too thin/borderline anorexic, they should also get some sort of help, it's fucked up it's not treated the same.
F. No. It doesn't help them, it doesn't help me, it doesn't help people who listen to us. I don't agree with body positivity even and "healthy at every weight", it's just a shitty thing to do.
>hit it off with girl but she's seeing someone else >lose touch >ff 4 months >try and run into her and catch up, see if she's stopped seeing the other guy >if they've broken up, ask her out
based or cucked?
What am I supposed to do when my girlfriend criticizes her looks and is down on herself? I always make an effort to deny those things and tell her how wrong she is, how I think she looks, but lately it seems like it falls on deaf and ears. I don't know if she trusts my opinion of her despite how high of an opinion it is and I don't know what to say anymore.
I just want her to be happy. In general, about herself, and the way she looks.
Just turn the situation around on her. When she says "I need to lose weight," do not argue with her or counter with anything. Simply say, "Well, I think you're wrong, but I will hide the cookies from you anyways and stop buying you fast food." Lol it will work.
Hi, 5'7 here. Richer than you will ever be even after stealing some guys money in a divorce, and also never trusting whores, all women are whores including your moms, used for fucking only and then discarding.
Hi, 5'7 here. Richer than you will ever be even after stealing some guys money in a divorce, and also never trusting whores, all women are whores including your moms, used for fucking only and then discarding.
It’s an extremely hot week where I am. I have an outdoors job, and all that’s keeping me going is imagining how sweaty women must be outside, and how delicious licking their sweat from their bodies would be.
My sister asked me how I can stand to work outdoors in this weather. Should I tell her my real reason or make something up?
You can find a middle-ground and make an off-hand coomer joke like "well seeing girls in shorts and crop tops does give me a little motivation boost haha"
Yeah, good idea. The heat is frying my brain, that’s why I felt I had to check here if it was a good thing to say or not, lol. She’s my older sister so we can tell semi-lewd jokes to each other. I’ll do this.
You can find a middle-ground and make an off-hand coomer joke like "well seeing girls in shorts and crop tops does give me a little motivation boost haha"
I am not sure about that, I think most girls I have heard seem kind of ambivalent to cum in general. But I assume even for them, unless they hate it, that more would be better than less because it just seems healthier and more virile and like he is having a better orgasm. As for the big dick thing, no, I am put off by what guys typically think of as big dicks.
>I think most girls I have heard seem kind of ambivalent to cum in general.
Alright so it’s more of a case by case thing >no, I am put off by what guys typically think of as big dicks.
So you like bigger dicks, but only YOUR idea of a bigger dick? So like average to slightly above average?
>So like average to slightly above average?
Yeah that sounds about right
1 week ago
Anonymous
So what does that actually look like?(in inches/cm)
I think girls generally don’t know how big a dick is based on looks alone.
1 week ago
Anonymous
I honestly couldn't tell you, I have no concept of numbers when it comes to this, only what visually looks good to me.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Ok last 2 questions:
1. Do you think most girls feel the same way about dick size as you do? (Average to slightly above is ideal)
2.weird question, but is there any image of a dick you find good looking on google so I can better understand where your coming from?
1 week ago
Anonymous
>1.
Yes I do. Size queens do exist, but men (gay and straight) are way, way more into big dicks than women. >2.
kek I mean I can try and see if I can link an image from another board, but at the moment I have none.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>Yes I do. Size queens do exist, but men (gay and straight) are way, way more into big dicks than women.
Funny how this works lol. Thank you for your insight >kek I mean I can try and see if I can link an image from another board, but at the moment I have none
Yea it’s an odd question, but it might be easier to find a pornstar with an ideal dick so it would be easy for me to lookup. Whatever you do will be appreciated
1 week ago
Anonymous
>don't want to look at male porn stars >go to /aco/ to see if can find any nice penises in the femporn thread >the femporn thread is gone >get sad
At least there is a symbiote thread that has some nice stuff. No good examples of penises though, sorry anon.
You're afraid of commitment and meaningful relationships, more precisely, you're afraid of meaningful relationships you have to put effort in to maintain.
Let me guess; you're insecure, you have difficulties with intimacy and commitment, you're afraid to be truly open and vulnerable with someone, allow yourself to be loved and pursue something real with real, unfamiliar responsibilities and consequences, while you wrestle with your emotions and are already overwhelmed with the demands of day to day life and future pressured, looking to escapism and straightforward sources of validation, while staying in your comfort zone safety bubble where you can't be hurt or thrown into a scary situation. How much did I get right?
Do you ever wonder the impact that some of the shit you say/advise her might have of people? Like what's the thing you've said to someone that's changed their thoughts/actions and had the biggest butterfly effect on how things turned out for them? What if there are kids in existence that wouldn't otherwise be if you hadn't said "just ask her out broo" or something on a drunken shitposting spree? Pretty trippy to think about
If you can't xD with me, do you even really love me?
I don't want to force myself to use this or the classical emojis except if I'm being super ironic
ECKS DEE IN THE CHAT BROS
I just moved to an exurb full of boomers. The social committee consists of nobody under 55. Every single one of them uses multiple emojis as punctuation in every line of text.
The boomers appropriated the emojiis.
Ladies of /atoga/,
Is the most frequently asked question that men ask "What is the best dick size?"
Is that actually the most important question you are asked?
If you could make all men in the world aware of the answer to what question, what would it be?
>Is the most frequently asked question that men ask "What is the best dick size?"
Lately it's more "why do you hate introverted guys?". >Is that actually the most important question you are asked?
I hope not. >If you could make all men in the world aware of the answer to what question, what would it be?
"It doesn't matter, when I find out how big your dick is I'm already sold on sucking it".
>"It doesn't matter, when I find out how big your dick is I'm already sold on sucking it".
I think a lot of guys already understand this, but we want to know how much it matters BEFORE that point. Will a girl find you more/less attractive if you have a bigger/smaller weiner
I doubt dick size actually matters, it’s more about experience.
>but we want to know how much it matters BEFORE that point. Will a girl find you more/less attractive if you have a bigger/smaller weiner
how will you ever measure this if the woman hasn't seen your dick before that point...it's an impossible scenario
>but we want to know how much it matters BEFORE that point. Will a girl find you more/less attractive if you have a bigger/smaller weiner
how will you ever measure this if the woman hasn't seen your dick before that point...it's an impossible scenario
>but we want to know how much it matters BEFORE that point
It doesn't matter because I don't know. Unless you walk up to me and tell me "My dick is 4 inches", I have no way of knowing how big your dick is until I see you naked. And when I see you naked, I'm happy that you have a dick I can suck, that's it.
>"It doesn't matter, when I find out how big your dick is I'm already sold on sucking it".
This is actually all men want to hear
they don't care about their dick being small
they care about not being attractive to their gf
Why are girls so much more comfortable with their breast size? Sure there's some insecurity but not on the scale of 'peepee too small might as well kms'
>Why are girls so much more comfortable with their breast size?
Most women aren't happy with their boobs anon.
That’s exactly what I’m talking about.
How differently would you look at a guy if he let slip/or you heard from a friend that his dick is 4 inches/6inches/8inches?
I'd be more concerned about the fact that he goes around talking about the size of his dick than the size of his dick.
I can't imagine caring that much. Obviously it'd be a slight positive if it was around 6", a slight negative if it was very small or very big, but ultimately no dick size is a dealbreaker.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>Obviously it'd be a slight positive if it was around 6", a slight negative if it was very small or very big, but ultimately no dick size is a dealbreaker.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>tfw only 6'
1 week ago
Anonymous
woah there, long dick Johnson in the flesh
1 week ago
Anonymous
>it'd be a slight positive if it was around 6"
Let’s gooo
I understand the scenario isn’t common, I’m just asking about the perception women have on it, when not taking into account whether she already wants to fuck or not.
honestly what kind of person tells his friends what size his dick is >tfw i know my chad cousin actually has a small dick
I know it’s a crazy scenario but consider this: >guy has sex with girl >girl tells her friend about the guys dick size
What does the 2nd girl think of that guy based on his dick size?
>if he let slip
"Why is this weirdo trying to subtly let me know his dick length? Weird." >you heard from a friend
"Why is this weirdo telling me this? Weird and gay."
>Most women aren't happy with their boobs anon.
seriously? aw that's so cute
so you're saying if i get a gf i should just randomly grab her boobs from behind and play with them while telling her i love her breasts and that they're perfect?
If you want to. I know girls who get very anxious if you touch their boobs. My best friend hates having them played with and only has sex with her bra on.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>and only has sex with her bra on
How does she have this conversation with a man Does she have a safe word or something?
1 week ago
Anonymous
I think she just tells them "I don't want to take my bra off". It's not much of a conversation.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Lmao, this would make my bf whimper like a puppy if I said that
If she's comfortable with that, yes
It's easy to say "oh I don't mind that you're small-chested!" but it's your actions that convince her
1 week ago
Anonymous
which is why you actively play with them, that's what would seem to me like an action that is convincing. Like if I'm anxious about the size of my dick but my gf is happily sucking it then I don't think I'd be as anxious anymore.
I don't know about "most frequent" but it's certainly up there.
No.
"I don't know, stop asking. Chances are yours is fine and it's not like you can change it anyway."
I've never compared a girl to one of my exes. When I'm with a woman, she's the only thing on my one-track mind. The exes are exes for a reason, and I'm not going to think about them while I'm in happy-fun-sexy-time-land with the current girl. Why would I even want to?
Oh no, not the dreaded comparino!! I couldn't possibly live with being compared to someone else and have my insecurities challenged and masculinity threatened! I have to groom a virgin in high school to be le #1
>"It doesn't matter, when I find out how big your dick is I'm already sold on sucking it".
This is actually all men want to hear
they don't care about their dick being small
they care about not being attractive to their gf
Why are girls so much more comfortable with their breast size? Sure there's some insecurity but not on the scale of 'peepee too small might as well kms'
>Why are girls so much more comfortable with their breast size?
First day on the internet or never had female friends huh?
>"It doesn't matter, when I find out how big your dick is I'm already sold on sucking it".
This is actually all men want to hear
they don't care about their dick being small
they care about not being attractive to their gf
Why are girls so much more comfortable with their breast size? Sure there's some insecurity but not on the scale of 'peepee too small might as well kms'
>Why are girls so much more comfortable with their breast size?
(m) You have to be fucking kidding me. Breast size has been a matter of massive insecurity for every girl I've dated who was less than loudly motorboatable. One was petite but *very* well equipped for her frame, which means that compared to a taller girl she was by volume in inches about the same or a little less than the taller girl. She went into long explanations telling me how she was, for her size, much better endowed than her taller best friend, and I could tell she was insecure about this and had been doing the stereometry to allay her insecurity. She knew mathematically that that she stacked up well in comparison to her friend, but she never really felt it.
>major anhedonia and i am not a normalfag
so you're just a depressed edgelord?
anyway I feel like I'm kind of the opposite to you, I have extreme emotional reactions to everything and start drama and fights etc. for no reason
why does one need an "excuse"? people are as they are. you can change your behavior/treat your condition or keep being shitty
1 week ago
Anonymous
i'm not an edgelord, i have simply learnt to anchor my self-esteem and identity to something that isn't as transient as physical characteristics or body count. The problem with being a virgin isn't that you've not stuck your dick in a hole, its that a typical "virgin" is a dumbass with no sense of eroticism or charm. What matters is simply feeling the other person (if ur an aspie i guess its over then)
for real though, emotional instability is a physiological problem. Most likely out of whack-hormones like estrogen cause this kind of reaction. >people are as they are
this is the problem, people believe that temporary, fixable issues are actually innate, immutable characteristics, which is false.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>learnt to anchor my self-esteem and identity to something that isn't as transient as physical characteristics or body count
good for you, I agree everyone should, sometimes easier said than done though >emotional instability is a physiological problem. Most likely out of whack-hormones
in many cases yes (though there can also be a psychological component) >people believe that temporary, fixable issues are actually innate, immutable characteristics, which is false
I agree, but that's not what I said
1 week ago
Anonymous
>in many cases yes (though there can also be a psychological component)
i'm at the point where i honestly believe that psychological issues are more a body issue than anything. Seriously, don't underestimate how much of a difference hormones can make to your mental health. >I agree, but that's not what I said
i know, i just wanted to make that point though
1 week ago
Anonymous
>psychological issues are more a body issue than anything
of course, a lot of mental health disorders like bipolar and clinical depression have a strong physiological component (hence can be highly hereditary but respondent to medication, and healthy lifestyle habits in general that can help balance hormone/vitamin levels) >i just wanted to make that point though
ok, cool cool, we on on the same page tho
>be with gf >she says she loves me and how tall I am >she goes around bragging to her friends that I'm 6' >wtf, no I'm not, say I'm 5'10 >she later breaks up with me saying that I'm not tall enough
A light fondle, maybe even jerking off, that sounds like it'd give pleasant dreams or a nice way to wake up. However she'd better not squeeze hard. But I suppose I trust my gf enough to not do that.
women with round boobas, a few times with pov/vr so I feel like I'm the guy but I coom only if I can see her boobs or if she has a cute face from a blowjob
Was looking through some of my old chat logs and came up on a girl that used to chat with me back in 2019
just realized I literally ghosted her, and her last message was her saying that she wanted to show me something cute, and then she sent me a pic of me
ouch.
Anyone, when you get a bf / gf how long does it roughly take before you are having sex?
Just got a gf and i'm kinda wondering, we've just started dating after being friends and only "dated" twice. I dont need to have sex nor am i desperate, i'm wondering how long it kind of takes for most people.
Most people I dated wanted to have sex before becoming bf/gf but they were also thots
Anyone, when you get a bf / gf how long does it roughly take before you are having sex?
Just got a gf and i'm kinda wondering, we've just started dating after being friends and only "dated" twice. I dont need to have sex nor am i desperate, i'm wondering how long it kind of takes for most people.
this is kinda what i thought, although im fortunate enough to be attractive and i like to see if a girl can at least keep a conversation a few times, if i'm serious about her. if not i'll just fuck and be done with it, without leading her on
It really depends. I'd say "normal" would be around the 3rd-6th date (which is likely before you actually become an "official" couple), but there is a lot of variance, quite a few girls will have sex on the first date, and quite a few girls won't have sex until there's an official relationship, some girls it's a few months into the relationship, etc.
If you're looking for advice on your specific situation, how experienced are the two of you, and how far have you gotten (e.g. making out, grinding on each other, etc)?
There is a girl know from high school and we've met up a few times
Last time we briefly cuddled for a short time and we text quite regularly
Idk if I should have the "what are we?" talk because I fear that might scare her
And the other side I think I'd like to have sex with her (although I wouldn't mind if she rejected, she is pretty chill)
M. Most recent tradcath gf only became my official gf after we had sex (she was a virgin). Most previous gfs gave head on the first date and sex on the second. The exception was a French girl with whom I went out one night, got together with for coffee the next morning, and fucked me that afternoon, but didn't give head for another two weeks because she'd never done that before and didn't know how.
Yes, that's been my experience with girls who claim to be very conservative. My first gf was was very Catholic and right-wing. She was also the kinkiest girl I ever met.
People are weird. I don't know how you can call yourself "tradcath" if you have premarital sex, even less if you have sex outside of a committed relationship. I don't consider myself particularly trad and that's too slutty even for me.
I went on a date with an old classmate last week who also went a Catholic elementary school, and still considers herself Christian
She just wants to hook up before travelling again for work, and said she hooked up with a different guy every day of the week once, and is into hardcore BDSM
If men make up 80% of total homicide victims, but women make up 80% of homicide victims by an intimate partner, doesn’t that mean women are actually to blame for being so shit at vetting their partner? If they just got better at that (mainly not thinking with their vaginas and going for Chad), wouldn’t the violence rate against women plummet?
If you don't have a common intrest, ask her about hers. Or go on a midly sperg venture over one of your hobbies that you feel like could catch her attention.
Reads like a big LARP kek (and probably just used some other woman's pics), that's fucked up tho
I kinda get it, I'm attracted to my mom but I wouldn't ever have sex with her
Take her out on dates or activities periodically. Have a movie night. Also give space it creates longing instead of making the relationship overwhelming.
>no higher purpose
But a person might for instance hedge his bets, if he sees there are no unassailable arguments on either side. Or perhaps I have a proof that I mustn't share.
yeah, the no one cares meme is one of the biggest lies there is
I personally don't care what retards think so I still do things myself, but I'm not so socially oblivious that I'm not aware when I'm catching eyes.
I went on a date with an old classmate last week who also went a Catholic elementary school, and still considers herself Christian
She just wants to hook up before travelling again for work, and said she hooked up with a different guy every day of the week once, and is into hardcore BDSM
Why do they call themselves catholic at that point? kek
Not often, but when I do, I usually just get teary-eyed and suck it all in again. And I definitely make sure that nobody is around because I know how people, especially females, look at a man who shows weakness.
M
Last time i cried was for my grandma's death, it was 10 years ago.
Sometimes i feel like i want to cry, but i end up not doing it. It doesn't solve my issues, makes me feel useless and nobody wants to see that.
Male
It's getting to be rarer. It used to be once or twice a week. Now it's only when she happily reminds me that my life is going to be this miserable, lonely, and difficult for the rest of my life.
Most female creatures too. Men have harder lives and will die earlier, even if they lock down some betabucks. It's why I despise older women too, you just know they were disgusting roasties in their youth. I show no kindness to them.
looks are the most important part in a relationship because if the looks aren't there the relationship doesn't even get to exist
we should all stop pretending this is not the case
No matter what people say he is still entertaining. And that is the only thing I care about really, I don't care about his morality at all. His Twitter account is one of the only reasons I have account on the platform
>no higher purpose
But a person might for instance hedge his bets, if he sees there are no unassailable arguments on either side. Or perhaps I have a proof that I mustn't share.
>perhaps I have a proof that I mustn't share.
sauce??
My ex girlfriend asked me for my social media login data, but I did not give it. Later on she turned out to be horribly toxic and controlling. It is a big red flag.
>finally start dating the guy I've had a crush on for 2 years >4 months into our relationship, start crushing HARD on a coworker
how do normies deal with this? I feel guilty and want to tell him, but that'd just cause problems.
What do you people do if you get a crush when in a relationship?
Personally, distance myself from the guy and think what am I lacking in my relationship and how to fix it.
If you're crushing on another guy during the honeymoon phase, I'd just cut my losses.
I ignore the new crush and focus on my relationship. Crushes fade if you don't nurse them. My last one disappeared once I realized I had a better girl at home.
M. I have dated a gnomish girl. She was the only one who didn't put out by the second date... in fact, I never got to fuck her because she was saving herself for marriage. Of course, I also knew a gnomish girl who was cheating on her bf with two other guys (one was her dentist), so it's not like you can induce a pattern of behavior from a single example.
I'd prefer to not live in a place that smells like piss, is entirely a facade, and when I'm almost guaranteed to be raped and assaulted, or at the very least robbed blind by constant crime that the cities have seemingly no interest in resolving.
Is anyone else in a situtationship or were in one previously?
Me and a girl were getting along really well and then we got fucking stuck in limbo. We hadn't mutually and fully established we liked each other before it was too late. We still talk, I'm just trying to wean myself off of her.
Is that Jerma?
Anyway why is it "too late"? Has she lost interest or something?
[...] >say "aaaah"
It is Jeremy correct.
An "incident" happened - I tried to date her afterwards and attempt something more serious but it may have killed her interest that I had broken our unwritten exclusivity.
We agreed to be friends and then we stopped talking. She's currently talking to another boy. We still talk but I would love to saw my own arm off just for a chance to redo things correctly.
>We agreed to be friends and then we stopped talking. She's currently talking to another boy
oh sorry dude, it's over (been in that situation many times)
up to you if you can be arsed to keep talking to her as a friend
>up to you if you can be arsed to keep talking to her as a friend
I'm not really able to totally escape her due to the social circle. I would like to continue speaking. She's been somewhat flirty still - but I don't know if she's attached in a good way or a bad way. Man I don't know why I take too long to love people, I was so preoccupied with having someone to talk to that I failed to ask her out,
And there are more than those 2 pics.
I already said that you can google the experiments yourself or look them up on youtube, or check out what happened when Eggman, an ugly man, just changed his gender to 'female' and still got horny men hitting him up. It proves how female creatures have life on easy-mode. Not just in terms of dating, but jobs, schools, government support etc. You all know I'm right which is why you always seethe at me for speaking the truth. But I won't stop doing that just because it makes you uncomfortable, I'll keep doing it because it will help men in the future. Remember, they hated Jesus too for helping others.
>they hated Jesus too for helping others
are you the next cumming of Christ? >still got horny men hitting him up
because some guys are shameless horndogs >jobs, schools, government support etc.
playing devil's advocate, if this is actually true, the tables will inevitably have to turn; they'll either have to settle for less accomplished guys, or be chad's side hoe or celibate before dying alone
>they'll either have to settle for less accomplished guys, or be chad's side hoe or celibate before dying alone
Women are unironically doing the latter right now. It's the entire reason hookup culture exists; destroy the concept of relationships and monogamy so Chad remains available to fuck.
>just to make another person do the same
I mean, your kids don't have to have kids, and I have a lot of respect for parents who make the big sacrifice and raise their kids well
That couldn't be me lmfao I'm way too selfish and immature
Yes. 5'11. I like short girls and don't evaluate partners based on genes my kids might get unless they have the potential to cause health or development issues.
That depends.
Are is everyone being honest about their height? Then yes, it's reasonably tall, nobody should take issue.
Or do you live in the real world where men lie, and women are too stupid to realize? Because in that case if you're 5'11" you should say you're 6'1 at least.
Nah, I've known some nice fatties. The only thing I dislike about some fat girls is how they compensate by being loud or obnoxious. It would be easier for them to lose weight if they want to be noticed.
I've known some really nice fatties too. Yeah they may lack self-control with food (or just have other health issues making it hard to lose weight), but so what? You don't have to date them if you're not attracted to them. Fat people already have to put up with enough bullshit and people treating them like shit in day to day life
Couldn't agree more. Imagine how much better everything would be if fat people just accepted their place until they improved, instead of getting into the toxic, enabling, co-dependant relationships they always do.
assuming nta, and that you're being facetious. But getting fat is absolutely a reason to reduce self-worth and, I wouldn't say indicative of 'moral' issues, but definitely self-control or disciplinary issues.
There is no way to be fat, and be comfortable in a relationship. You will be constantly paranoid that your partner will leave you because you know it makes you physically unattractive (not less attractive. Unattractive). So they build toxic relationships based around settling, and locking in with kids and/or finances, or supporting each other's self-destructive habits.
The world works in a way that objectively puts fat people at a lower worth than a thin person all other things equal.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Sophistry. We're talking about self-worth.
>>Is it normal for late 20s roasties to be unable to cum without a vibrator? >Yes
wtf this is absolutely not normal
It is. I hope you're not the person who asked the question.
1 week ago
Anonymous
>It is. I hope you're not the person who asked the question.
its not normal, and you have no evidence to back it up
and no im not the asker
1 week ago
Anonymous
It's normal. I've met plenty of women who can't cum without using vibrators or their hands or, often, some weirdly specific combination of like a pillow or a chair and stuff.
You're monopoly self-worth isn't very meaningful next to USD self-worth.
Incomprehensible post
1 week ago
Anonymous
You're monopoly self-worth isn't very meaningful next to USD self-worth.
I think I vaguely remember seeing that at the time. Lol the replies are awful but whaddya expect. She could probably be hot tbh if she lost some pounds
Her loose skin would hang to the fucking ground. And if by some miracle she manages to get rid of it, she would have gross stretchmarks on her body.
1 week ago
Anonymous
No it wouldn't. She'd have to lose around 40 kg, she wouldn't look horrible. She wouldn't look tight, but also not like those people on the biggest loser, especially if she does so gradually and she takes care of her skin.
My boyfriend lost about 55 kg in a fucking unhealthy way and not even he has a ton of lose skin. He has a bit on his tummy and I didn't even notice it the first time I saw him naked.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Loose skin goes away with time, usually within a year.
1 week ago
Anonymous
It depends. In some people it doesn't. My boyfriend lost weight a long time ago and he still has some. But he lost 55 kg in less than a year, went from being obese to being underweight. He looks healthy now and it's barely noticeable.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Loose skin goes away with time, usually within a year.
It depends. In some people it doesn't. My boyfriend lost weight a long time ago and he still has some. But he lost 55 kg in less than a year, went from being obese to being underweight. He looks healthy now and it's barely noticeable.
As she’s losing weight have her slather her body in creams that aid the skin in shrinkage and have her wear a corset and to train the body. I was one of those childhood obese kids and did this as an adult and my stomach is naturally flat like nothing else. My skin was really stretched after I lost all the weight and that fixed it. Paired with toning exercises. I even did at home treatments to get rid of stretch marks. It is very much possible.
1 week ago
Anonymous
Also, hydrate and work out. Those help recondition skin.
Chads of ATOGA and self aware roasties:
Is it normal for late 20s roasties to be unable to cum without a vibrator?
I fucked this one 29 year old and she could not cum without it. She was very wet though.
The other early 20s girl I fucked came 3 times just riding my cock while I sat there.
If it helps I have a 7.5 inch cock and my mom says that it is big.
>Is it normal for late 20s roasties to be unable to cum without a vibrator?
No. I'm 29 myself and I can come just from riding my bf's cock easily. Vibrators feel overstimulating and unpleasant.
Do women EVER say "im sorry" or admit that they were wrong or that they made a mistake? I have never heard a woman apologize for anything. I watched a documentary about an all-girl band yesterday and they also never admit that they made (obvious) mistakes mistreating each other. At most I just hear women say "bad stuff happened" or "mistakes were made by ALL of us, not just me". What's up with that?
The absolute state of all the countries that are doing better than any third world like america. Yeah you are really showing how its done
1 week ago
Anonymous
is your country rank 1 in gdp and military power? top 5 even?
7 days ago
Anonymous
As if you are in the military or have finances above poverty. The country spend more money on the military than any other country and still cant get a win. Remember when america was all about freedom, me neither
7 days ago
Anonymous
>Remember when america was all about freedom
Yeah I also remember when the USSR was all about freedom and human rights. Oh wait. There's no difference between the USA and USSR
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Anonymous
USA dont have oligarchs. They have independently wealthy politicians.
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Anonymous
Wrong
The oligarchs just live all over the world
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Anonymous
Don't forget that a huge faction of their economy is based off of a giant circlejerk that produces nothing of actual value.
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Anonymous
how many modern wars has your country won, do tell
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More than america. Remember how they lost a 20 year war against dudes in robes and rusty AK’s
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European soldiers fought there as well, was it a win for them?
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Because america demanded it. Do you learn nothing in school over there or is it just school shooter drills all day?
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Glad you acknowledge who's at the top of the hierarchy
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Der juden?
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>blames der juden >also parrots all of their mainstream political rhetoric
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Also not how that works. You are really doing a poor job at this basic knowledge thing.
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>No you
You've convinced me, abortion is good for society. I kneel.
No one is killing children. Well except for the cops in america, and other children. Are you thinking of fetuses? Sorry I feel like you are too uneducated to follow this conversation
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Even if I reworded that to fetuses, it would still not help your argument.
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>No one is killing children
Speak for yourself. Although digging even small graves in this heat is brutal. Makes me want to skimp and only go three feet down and double up the lye. You know?
No sperm freezing but i respect where your heads at
ball sack, I can still fap to hentai with just the dick right?
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aren't there a lot of treatments to help with things like loose skin/stretchmarks? either way most people aren't as shallow as you
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like 5'6
And you can try but it might not work 90% of the time
No lie, that AI *loved* you. QT interrupted almost every single fight. Several times I had to edit out you just strolling into the middle of the arena, stopping everything, making announcements, and redirecting everything away onto something else. The AI considered it The QT Show (featuring atoga)
Think of your child self and think about nurturing them the same way a cute and loving toddler should be nurtured. Take care of your health and treat your body like a temple. It’s a matter of consistency. It’s not something you learn to do overnight. You have to break the barrier of self loathing and learn that that little toddler can and will grow up to do great things and have confidence in himself if you take care of him properly and teach him the healthy way of being and thinking.
Is it unethical if I try to get a simp to send me money but I donate all the money to the local animal shelter? I just feel like I need to prove myself to myself by being able to get a guy or more to give money to me for doing nothing. You know, like all the other women do.
Im are you just wanting a hookup? If so then you might as well pump up the tension until he’s asking for it. If not, meet a few times before and make them dates.
No I hated it. I took it when I was younger and I felt so numb I think if I wanted to I would’ve just started killing people because I didn’t care about anything or anyone. It made me a shell of a human.
I stopped taking it when my health program stopped providing it. I still have depression and anxiety but I like to think I'm getting better at coping.
I only had a prescription to zoloft because of my suicidal ideation which had me in the psych ward for months
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Anonymous
Shit, I'm sorry dude, sounds rough, but that's great you're figuring stuff out and coping better on your own, godspeed
7 days ago
Anonymous
Thank you anon.
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Anonymous
That’s funny, they gave me Zoloft after I tried committing suicide too. Haven’t been sent to a psych ward just yet.
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Mine was supposedly one of the best psych wards out there. It was pretty chill, but they wanted everyone there as long as possible.
It got frustrating only being able to choose between a few shitty meal options.
But we binge watched Netflix and played lots of cards.
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Where was this? In burgerland they let you mutilate yourself and go insane until you want to have a nice day again in the psych ward. My friend got out once and went straight to hard drugs. Most of them are scared to go back.
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Well, I am anonymous so-
The one they send you to if you're a military member, I'm in burgerland.
Supposedly costs 11k a week.
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are you the infantry guy
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Jfc I’d rather just kms instead of going into debt. If military paid for it then good for you that sounds pretty nice.
Like, how old? Maybe when I was like 7 and friends and stuff would ask me "why is your mom so strict...", and I'd go round their houses and be like wtf this is so chill
How do I cope with being a delusional misogynist whose martyr complex demands that I cherrypick "evidence" with which to sabotage my own chances of ever finding happiness, in a world where some girls see that as a dealbreaker, others take it as a challenge to "fix me," and others have such a wide diversity of other opinions that I can't even begin to cover them in this run-on sentence of a question?
How do you get the time to get someone to like you when apparently you're expected to fuck on the first date now >I highly doubt most people would be so shallow
Come on now
>when apparently you're expected to fuck on the first date now
you don't have to kek, but even if you take that route, surely you can filter out unaccepting people quicker til you find someone who is?
ntw, but whoa. Slow down a second. If you're about to imply that somebody needs some noble reason to want to go through life with a partner and experience intimacy then I'm gonna complain about goalpost shifting.
I stopped drinking and smoking months ago, but I crave the feeling of escaping reality. Should I start doing psychedelics instead? I am kinda scared of a bad trip. Sometimes I feel like I don't want to be awake.
How do I convince my bf to butt sex?
Dont, that butt isnt made for sex.
Talk to him like an adult and express your interest in the activity.
What if he says this
Then take his advice. Your ass is a one way road. You can wear it out and tear in by sticking things in it. Anal regenerative surgery has been one of the fastest growing operations in the last decade. You dont want to be wearing adult diapers when you are 30.
I did not know those surgeries where surging in popularity lmao
Yeah, people think that just because its a hole you can do what you want with it. Vagina is made to birth children, taking a dick is easy.
never taken a fat dump?
A dick isn't doing damage to an ass. Its just a dick no matter how much you think of yourself. That surgery is people taking foreign objects up their asses and cancer patients.
Then you listen, are you a child?
Don't he is your boyfriend so I assume he is heterosexual. It would be gay for him to do so. If you still ask and he agrees, dump him.
virgin advice
homosexual advice
you sound like a christfag who conveniently leaves oral out of the definition of sodomy
I am a Reddit atheist (used to be an asshole to religious people) but I don't like oral either. Anal is just way more disgusting to me, which is why it is mentioned more often. Vaginal penetration is ideal
>no response
Fuck you homosexual
Self care before hand, clean out, lube up and stretch some on your own. Get kinky with some binding him and a long wet bj, then take his cock up the ass in cowgirl.
Dominate that dick since he apparently doesn't know how.
keep shoving your butt in his face til he concedes (ymmv)
these threads, apparently
low-empathy narcissist
if you feel that shitty, call in sick
watching Miraculous Ladybug with a cute girl from North London who looks down on me
Where get small chested gf?
Kindergarten
Where get (legal aged) flat chested gf?
France
>french people
Yuck.
Please take French women, we have too much of them
Yuck.
Go to a 5k, there's usually free drinks afterwards and a lot of them are small chested because running with big tits is annoying af
Holy shit that's actually a good idea, thanks anon.
>tfw girl from work has small tits and I spend most of the day trying not to stare at them meanwhile my tittymonster coworkers don't even draw my eye
It is because the titty monsters often reveal more and it automatically makes you less interested compared to titty cutie who hides it more.
Does she wear really tight tops or something? Otherwise what is there to stare at?
>really tight tops
Fairly form fitting yeah. When I say small chested I mean she still has like A cups so there's a little bit to see.
why do i enjoy using and discarding men?
Because you have been traumatised by men and have view that men are all the same knowingly or not. On a real note we need more context to answer this
Context like what?
No. I have had sex with only one man. I use them for attention and money.
>"Context like what?"
>unironically retarded
>nevermind
Well okay!!
Because you have had to many partners and can no longer pairibond.
Both genders. Post your most weird/uncommon/autistic/whatever interests and hobbies.
I am politically active, that is pretty autistic I guess
I shoot 35mm and own a collection of 8 vintage cameras (a mixture of SLRs and point and shoots, plus one cool Minolta underwater camera), two DSLRs, a nice Fujica mirrorless and a collection of about 20 lenses for use throughout the collection. Also two old Polaroid cameras and one new Polaroid camera.
When not in use the collection lives on display on some shelves in my living area next to 2000 points of Sisters of Battle and about 50-60 fantasy/scifi books.
Photography, including film is pretty normie thing.
My spare bedroom is set up as a darkroom.
Not very normie anymore. Most normie film shooters use public darkrooms if they do lab work. Still far from my autism.
>far from my autism.
Do share.
>CB-radio
>Shortwave radio
>Pirate radios, old broadcasting gear
>Slow scan TV
>Pipe tobacco including growing and blending tobacco myself
>Nutrition including nutrition for dogs
>Bookplate collecting specializing in pre ww2 bookplates
>CB-radio
>Shortwave radio
>Pirate radios, old broadcasting gear
>Slow scan TV
>Pipe tobacco including growing and blending tobacco myself
incredibly based
Birds, cartoons, Kirby, Vocaloid, I Spy books.
I used to collect vintage maps, not anymore because I don't have anywhere to put them and they're collecting dust in my attic.
I also like vintage photos.
F. Sex toy collecting.
Charlie?
I don't get the reference, but flesh tone silicone dildos are so boring.
Charlie has a YouTube channel and is the proud owner of the biggest dildo namely: the Moby Huge (as seen in the picture). He has done quite some videos surrounding the beauty. I left an example below:
I have giant, novelty dildos, but that one doesn't even seem fun to own. Like at least I can sort of use the crazy ones in interesting ways. He's just treating it like a meme and it makes me very mad.
Well such a huge dildo is a meme tbh
I know. It makes a joke of the actual big toys that are genuinely fun to collect, own, and fruitlessly attempt to use.
Not gonna lie that would be kind of hot in a girl
Doesn't matter, I'd never show a guy what's at the bottom of the bin in my closet. I don't trust anyone's reactions to weird sex toys. I don't want to be crucified by a guy I'm dating.
Understandable
Do people actually like him? He's monotone as fuck and isn't entertaining.
Obviously, he has a big audience. Besides people like his dry and witty humor like me. I could understand why it is not everyone's cup of a tea though and a lot people would not get certain references he gives.
He has a punchable face.
Everyone has one actually
>Post your most autistic interest
Talking to you people
Unrelated to this reply, but why are women unfunny compared to men?
I don't know why you tacked this onto my reply, and I've known plenty of funny girls, but maybe the genders are just generally wired different so have different senses of humor or proclivities to it? Nothing wrong with that
Yeah why did you tack the reply?
Why did you tack my tack you tack, just tack off, tacking he
Normies gonna normie
Just try to reassure and demonstrate to her you're happy with your life and choices etc., and hopefully she'll get over it - you're not obligated to marry
Marriage is an antiquated and entrapping institution particularly in the 21st century but I digress
Could be, thought it was something more culturally
Could definitely be a large cultural component too, good point
Because men had to evolve to have quick thinking and trickery, to hunt and trick/trap/kill large animals for food. Women had no use for that, and evolved to remember the location of mature fruit trees and spot ripe berries and mushrooms and toxic markings on bugs as they foraged. Now men are funny and women are critical. Such is life.
> humor is a predatory skill
Good luck taking down that wooly mammoth with humorous barbs and iambic witticisms.
what wooly mammoth, feel free to join us in modern day anytime.
No I meant that you ar
>wooly mammoths are extinct
>humans are still laughing
megafauna totally, completely, convincingly, assuredly, clearly, effectively, utterly destroyed
lol
I think it's more like humor demonstrates wit and ability to navigate social dynamics.
Well yeah that too, I mostly meant that they evolved quick thinking and that kind of lumps into being able to come up with what to say in the right moment and what to do in any situation and whatnot. In my experience, men are great conversationalists and can steer a bad situation into a better direction, women not so much... But women in conversation often disclose useful information on where to find cheap resources and how to stretch those resources (again, just my experience)
Sometimes I go entire days without consooming media except for massage asmr
(m) What exactly is asmr, and how does it differ from ordinary audio fiction? I've listened to some pornographic "asmr" and have been pleasantly surprised by the quality of the stories: they much, much more closely capture what I actually fantasize about in a sexual encounter than any video pornography ever has. Nevertheless, I still don't understand what makes them "asmr."
ASMR stands for autonomous sensory meridian response. Basically tingles that get triggered by noises. I don’t watch porn ones, although 99% of asmr has coombait videos attached to it. The pretty girls are nice, but I enjoy it for the sounds. It is connected to sexual responses though, people don’t know that. I like tapping because I can feel the airwaves.
I listen to this on repeat
Male
Weirdest is cryptozoological taxidermy
I'm not very active with it though. I was going to post a more active hobby but aside from rarely drawing and writing, I don't actually do anything.
...and now I'm sad. But I'm going to brew coffee soon, so there's that.
*siiiiiiiiiip*
I make an mspaint webcomic for like 10-20 readers. Note that I cannot draw or write for shit.
is it a red flag if I think samurai swords are the coolest shit ever
I don't wanna be those fat weebs who buys a katana because of anime but they're so cool
>I don't wanna be those fat weebs who buys a katana because of anime
why not? also just eat healthy/workout
I'm not fat but I really like anime and samurai swords as well bit if I bought one I'd just be the weeb stereotype
>if I bought one I'd just be the weeb stereotype
who gives a fuck lol, if you actually care that much just hide it when you have someone over
Can I ask why you like samurai swords? And if you bought one would it just be a display item or would you shell out big bucks for a legitimate sword?
I'm autistic
>Can I ask why you like samurai swords?
swords in general are cool and I had this samurai movie phase (and also anime)
>if you bought one would it just be a display item or would you shell out big bucks for a legitimate sword?
real ones to display would seem cool but they're expensive
I worked a 11 hour day in 100 degree weather yesterday. I was also working really hard because mu company is pushing me to get this project done by Friday, but they only pay me 19 bucks an hour
This morning I feel like shit. I feel completely drained and like depressed almost. It’s gonna be 90 degrees again
I’m wondering if I should call off. If I don’t get the job done this week I’ll lose out on a lot of bonus money but I almost don’t care. I feel like a slave for them now and like I’ve been pushing myself way too hard for nothing.
I would call in late if necessary and go hang out in a grocery store drink cooler sipping coffee for an hour before coming in. That's me.
I'm going to go work in a hot factory today in 90 degree weather and I make less than $19 an hour and wil never get any bonuses.
Both genders: what does your ideal first date look like?
M. We go ice skating, hold hands, ditch it when we're cold to grab nuggets and drive to this nice riverside spot I know to talk shit and make out gently.
Sounds really nice
Thank.
Cute. Malm is fucking ugly though. I'm more of a N O R D M E L A kinda guy.
NORDMELA is a cutie, I get ya.
M
Out for dinner with good food, then to a chill pub to play pool
He said ideal not basic.
I'm a simple man, anything more elaborate wouldn't be realistic, niche hobbies n stuff
F. I have a thing for going to ikea and playing married couple, but beside that: a walk or rollerskating at a park, grabbing milkshakes and sitting at a nice spot to banter. Maybe k i s s.
>F. I have a thing for going to ikea and playing married couple
On the first date? Ok i want to hear the mental process for this.
It's funny and has a lot of potential if we have good chemistry, I like IKEA and I can judge you negatively if you tell me you like the black MALM like every other basic boi.
malm is shit in every color available, and tbf 70% of ikea furniture looks bad
Deez nuts look bad on your chin
Don't put them there then
I see you on every thread almost lately. You are not funny, add something of value man. I think you are a degenerate with nothing going on his life wanting responses like I give you now. No one likes you. You remind me of this skit btw:
I see deez nuts on your chin
I did like the white one 10 years ago, but I agree these days it's not my thing anymore.
Every guy I know had the black malm bed.
Nice fitting pants that don't bunch at the bottom.
Watch a movie at home, point and laugh at all obvious propaganda
eh, just have a pub feed and get to know one another. fun stuff is for when we've determined we actually enjoy each others' company.
Would a female jesus be called a femus?
No, she'd be called Jesa.
What kind of clothing pieces do you find attractive on men?
I have a weirdly specific attraction to this type of jacket.
Can a guy get away with being shy and land a girlfriend if he’s hot
M.
No bro
>husband is on a work trip abroad
>he can't give me a massage
>he can't eat dinner with me
>he can't fuck me
>he can't cuddle me
>he can't hug me
>he can't go shopping with me
>he can't watch TV with me
It's been 2 months now and there's one remaining month and I'm already missing him so hard. Is it normal or am I clingy?
It's normal to miss your husband, yes lol
3 month work trip? Jesus. I thought work trips were like a weekend.
He's an architect, they're building some tower in the Emirates
>3 months abroad
He has probably cheated on you many times at this point
Don't project your insecurity degenerate NEET dipshit
Men cheat massively even on normal, weekend work trips, let alone 3 months trips
Cope
yeah, I've been in a ldr and the 2-3 month mark was always the hardest (we never went over 3 months apart)
That's normal. The worst part is getting used to it about 5-6 months in.
M
My eye is always drawn to exposed cleavages and i feel bad about it. I try not to look but without fail i happen to ctach my eyes darting there now and then. Do women find it offensive? I don't stare or anything but it's hard not to look at all.
Quick glance is inevitable, so they're used to it... you're probably fine
Women, why do you use social media and how? Excluding LULZ in this case I mean more normie platforms like: TikTok, Snapchat and Instagram for example
I don't
To pass time when I'm in public and I didn't bring a book. I browse instagram for like 10 minutes or so a day, usually. I don't really post unless I do something really cool, last time I posted was last summer.
What of value is there on Instagram? I don't get it.
Pictures of foxes and dogs, cool places my friends visited.
The only value I can think of for Instagram is that a lot of artists post new work on there and it's a good way to support them... buy their new painting, new tiki mug design, new fabric design, whatever
Yeah, I have a female friend who makes art and shares it on Instagram and really likes it for gaining financial support.
Sharing my hobbies and interests.
Sharing nice moments with friends and family.
Not sure I understand the how part. I take out my phone and hit the buttons
Do you not feel having little to talk about with people because you post what you do? This is my main gripe
I don’t understand that mindset. How would that even work? Let’s say I go hiking/camping over the weekend. There will be at most 5 photos and maybe a 1min video. How does that take away from the 48-72hours of my experience?
Also having these photos and videos to look back on actually help me remember them more, so I would have more to talk about. And sometimes people see the stuff I’ve posted and ask about those experiences. I don’t see how sharing something takes stuff away or lessen my experience
You are right, it was a stupid analogy. I understand what you mean
Now I am curious though, what exactly is your gripe?
Having a lot of personal information be shared with people who you might want to keep it from. Since often people you like, but not like like followed my Instagram when I had one.
Sure. But you can choose not to share those things. I also have private information I keep off social media. Most people draw the line somewhere do what does it really matter, or what is the gripe? That you like it all or nothing and would like other people to be the same? Feel like we are getting further away from what actually bothers you about this
Why are men so upset when a girl tells them to put on a condom? They're uncomfortable for us too, we would prefer to feel your skin than rubber but it's fucking necessary.
I am so disappointed that no one answered this... I genuinely want to know what I'm supposed to do when he doesn't want me to go on mood-altering birth control, but also doesn't want a baby, but also still wants to fuck, what do I do with that other than listen to him complain about the condom and ruin the mood when I don't like condoms either, lol. Oh well
If you were my gf, I'd suggest that we get married and start a family. I have the money, the career, and the stability to do just that.
Actually, now that I have the money, the career, and the stability, a family is the last personal accomplishment I have left to achieve, so it's the top of my priority list.
>I am so disappointed that no one answered this
sorry I would answer but I'm a virgin
I'd rather wear a condom than make someone take bc tho
I think there's like a spermicide ring or t insert you can get to have a built-in birth control, it lasts a few months i think. No pills, no condoms, only fun. Maybe look into that. He's an asshole tho.
You are such a pathetic loser. Use a condom homosexual. And don't sleep around with women pointlessly catching them all like you playing Pokémon
>find perfect girl for me
>we get along great but...
>she already has le bf, he mogs the shit out of me
>i'm short, shy and autistic whilst he's tall, charismatic and neurotypical (i facemog/fashionmog him tho)
how do i not fucking despise him? it feels like he's mocking me just by existing and i definitely feel that we entered into a really subtle and passive aggressive dick measuring contest the couple times we ran into each other, felt like he was looking down his nose at me
i'd avoid both of them but he's in a pretty prominent band in the music scene that we all met each other in so no choice but to put up with him sometimes
i fucking hate this guy so much its unreal holy shit
You brought this on yourself by not having enough self-respect to not be in the friendzone. You literally don't have to hang out with people you hate, retard.
not friendzoned, this happened 2 weeks after i approached her and i've barely spoken to her since but i'm the type to ruminate on shit that makes me insecure, and a girl i felt a massive spark with being taken by some guy that mogs the shit out of me makes me *really* insecure
you ever wonder what made a dude choose a profession like gynecology
like, what made a guy say to himself, yeah I wanna look at pus filled oozing vaginas for a living...
You make the choice when you're relatively young and think with your dick
My friends who went into medschool said they usually specialize as obgyns, so they probably are interested in the whole baby development and birth side more than anything.
Im chatting over a dating app with a girl i like. I caught her on her very first day on that app. Shes introverted, fit, has only 1 real friend and has huge boobs. Any tips to make the best of it?
Be honest but lead with your best traits and hold off on your negative traits.
Women how do you like your kisses?
Long, slow, and not wet.
I just want all the kisses that I can get. Tiny soft kisses on my forehead or 10 minutes make out sessions that leave my face red, I want all of it.
Forehead kisses are so underrated. I'm trying to get my bf to give me more. I have so much real estate there, it would be a waste to not use it.
Establish the kissie toll. 1 forehead kiss every time he walks past you.
The only tax my bf could ever get behind.
That is an excellent idea.
Thanks, I came up with it all by myself.
>1 forehead kiss and 1 ass squeeze per proximity
Butt squeezes are owed whenever you walk in front of someone obviously.
I was joking, I'm more of a smack-pinch combo kinda guy.
The post-fuck forehead kiss is killer for a gf
Mushy kisses like that are unfairly powerful, though.
They are, lol the post-fuck forehead kiss makes you want to get up and make him some bacon and eggs for breakfast, for real
Women, why are you meme.
Because we are hard to get for bad men so we are seen as mean >:(
does that mean I'm a bad man if I can't find a gf?
Yes
oh..
You're literally worse than a pedophile rapist in the eyes of female creatures.
You post this same image or a variation of it constantly. You know the context this image lacks? The vast majority of women that turned him down. I could easily replicate this with an attractive woman and a group of men, and it would say nothing about the overall male population
There are other pics too. These 2 are the most popular.
A bunch of cherry picked results of bad people being bad people. Plenty of men here say far worse on a daily basis. Should I make these men speakers for you all, and assume every man thinks the way the worst of the worst here do?
You can cope all you want. Female creatures are absolute scum for even replying to men like that and you just know they ghost/block nice, intelligent men who would actually love them.
They really are, females especially. The greatest trick that females ever pulled was convince the world that they are virtuous, good, smart people.
>t. Self proclaimed nice guy
So you would rather people be pedophiles than nice guys? Thanks for proving my point, retarded homosexual, kek.
I just don’t think you’re a very nice guy
I am.
Wrong. You’re a bitter, seething man who hates women because it’s easier to blame them for not liking you than it is to blame yourself for being just generally awful
You don't know me. I've told plenty of stories about my dating life. My purpose here is to educate men who may be blind to the nature of the female creatures.
>the nature of the female creatures.
You mean like sugar and spice and everything nice?
Nice guys are predator's in another way though. Rapists are opportunists. Nice guys do things with the expectation of a return. Nice guys though, tend to appear desperate and thats never a good look for a man.
God, I can understand the horniness but I can't believe those bimbos fell for such an obvious bait. Are people really this stupid?
>Are people really this stupid?
yes
This is retarded, if you did the same with a model girl I'm sure you'd still find tons of guys who just want to smash
The difference is that men don't hide the fact that they would fuck anything that moves. Female creatures are the ones who keep saying that they love nice men, who are male feminists, and who support BLM while they send love letters to serial killers. It's the hypocrisy of females that makes men angry.
I'm trading words with you when you think a handful of Tinder thots represent half the planet. There's a pile of dogshit nearby that's more interesting.
You seem to think some of these "female creatures" speak for all women, and that everyone is being hypocritical
I have a thot friend who just straight-up admits she'll fuck anything that moves if she feels like it
I'm speaking in general terms.Sure, good females still exist, but they're a minority and most of them are in countries that still know that a female's place is beneath the man.
>a female's place is beneath the man
k so you're just a sexist lel
Yeah, and not even an interesting one. He just repeats the same dumb shit.
It's how God wanted man and woman to be. Being sexist isn't something evil, like being black or being a pedo, it's the nature of things and females like it too.
Female rights are one big shit test. They still go for girly jobs and like things that most men don't like, and they still expect men to do the initiating in everything. People are suffering now because the nature's true order is out of place in the civilized world.
how hard can it be to fake this?
I don’t doubt the convos are real, I just think that these are a handful of examples that don’t show the vast majority of women who swiped past or reported this guy
He posts the same 2 images at least once a day trying to prove some point about women, but like I already said you could easily replicate this scenario reversed. Out of spite I might do it tomorrow
do it
I'm always down for some entertainment
don't forget to ask about their body count and dating history if you can
>Out of spite I might do it tomorrow
Consider my suggestion.
A female pedophile, cheating slut, or golddigger isn't going to twitch an eyebrow. You gotta be more dramatic.
See
It wouldn't prove anything because it's a known fact that men are lonely because of the high standards of female creatures.
We should make one with a woman admitting that she wants to harvest kidneys. I bet there'd still be takers if the sex comes first.
I don't think she'd be taken seriously.
She could ask them the organ donor questions and insist on blood typing first?
It can't just be "I'm a bad person."
Maybe if she killed her last two husbands but is running low on money?
See
I already stated why it's a stupid idea.
They do nowadays. Dating apps are how most people get into relationships now, dumb fuck. And it's not different from real life, the men who are granted the access of most female flowers are +8/10 Chads, other men have to jump through hundreds of hoops to get close to that. Go outside once in your life, fucking retard.
/thread
I apologize for the typo.
I'm *not* trading words with you. Sorry for the confusion.
Yeah, but men aren't going to think she's capable of hurting them. They'll just figure they can fuck and stop her if she tries anything.
I have a gun ready when girl scouts knock on the door. Even toddlers can kill you, never let your guard down.
Do you have a suggestion of a something on the level of that Evil Chad then? Maybe a sufficiently crazy girl? Idk
truth is girls don't care about you unless you're their bf.
and their default view of most men is negative, so by doing nothing, you will automatically be treated with vitriol and negativity.
Anons I really need some just sage words of wisdom tonight, because I already know the solution to my problem: stop caring. But I need some wise words to help me get there
The summary of the situation I’ve talked about here before: My former business partner and I were very close. We just got each other and had the exact same level of thinking on so many things. There was a mutual crush and some sexual attraction but 99% of it was just us making such a killer ass team together, it was great. After ages of knowing and working with this guy, being there for him through so much, always being the person he could count on, he got into some personal life drama and used me as his scapegoat. Took all the work for our project, stole 5 figures from me, lied about me to everyone we knew
I bawled for weeks about this, I had never had someone do me so dirty. Especially someone I had put so much effort into being there for. This happened back in March and yet I’m still stuck on it, I’m still hurting from it, and angry. I want him to feel guilty but I know he doesn’t. I want an apology that I know will never come. I want him to face some sort of karma that I know he never will. I want to stop caring but it kills me to think about everything that happened. Tell me anything to help me start getting the fuck over it already because I’m tired of caring. Whether it be a personal anecdote, general advice, or anything to talk some sense into me
Kill him.
you were a retard, he never fell for you, there was no mutual crush, and there was no sexual attraction, there was just you falling for a guy who you thought had a thing for you
I told my mom that im never getting married and she’s angry
Why can’t she just worry about herself ugh
Women, am I right goys?
I’m a woman who asked the question tho
and?
I'm a very nice guy. 🙂
Kys
why would I do that?
Because I hate you and the world revolves around me obviously :]
that's cool, might do it for you when I feel like it someday.
Cheers Evan. I almost want to forgive you for your awkward presentation in primary school
and you've lost me, who's Evan?
Don't play games with me Evan. It is me your buddy Chris!
Joe?
Joe want deez nuts on your chin?
ligma balls
Man got testicular cancer HAHAHA
poor lad
Keem out of context
Still I wonder what mental illness he has kek. Dude will clearly stoop to any lows, flip out and fuck people over just for attention lol
I think it is an act tbh. He is crazy but I am sure he exaggerates his anger and shit
How is this guy always here
How are deez nuts always on your chin?
Ladies of /atoga/,
Why are women so lovely? I mean, flowers were nice, and the sunrise is beautiful, but women outdo them all.
Idk, I agree with you. Also nohomo.
Shy girl and I met at our old job back in January and we became like best "friends" super super fast, we just had such high chemistry. I had zero doubts she really liked me and we even went out twice although it was fairly platonic. It was basically an "almost relationship". The issue is two fold, neither of us expressed our feelings verbally which is fine as long as we showed them imo, and two the reason we didn't was clear. She has a boyfriend.
She talked down on him two or three times, not much. But she clearly wasn't ready to let him go. As far as I was concerned she was reciprocating my actions, and emotional cheating was occuring but I know she'd never sexually cheat nor would I let it. I know it's shitty either way, but I cannog describe the insane connection we had. Also she didn't tell me until like a week into us really getting close anyways.
Fast forward to lately, about 2 months ago she left the job, and got another job and when she left my job, her communication plummeted about a week after. Things were great the last day and escalating a little. Anyways, I think she pulled back a bit out of guilt and confusion, and her boyfriend probably questioned it.
Anyways, she still responds extremely fast to all my texts, and the responses aren't just one word or seem disinterested, but we don't talk very long. I sent her a Snapchat and we talked a few pictures, then I just said "is it cool if I come visit you at work?" and she responded "I don't see why not I just chill here" and I sarcastically replied with a smiling picture "don't show so much enthusiasm" and she replied with a smile "I'm just telling you lol"."
She would always act like this when I offered to go out in the past, she would be like "Yeah I don't see why not", and then we'd go out.
Her messages come across as a little weird and almost kinda sad or scared now though. She is shy and introvert, but idk. I genuinely feel she's suppressing her feelings for me because her boyfriend?
Stop posting about this girl.
My man went INNNN
- black twitter
Your office wife is not your girlfriend, and you shouldn't get the two mixed up.
That term is hella stupid. It's just the woman leading da bro on without offering anything more. But I been had a work wife too.
Office wives are real. I've had a few, and they were marvelous—you just have to remember that they aren't romantic partners in any way. Remember that one caveat, and you can boost each other's productivity through the roof.
>you can boost each other's productivity through the roof
corporate shill
What did you think an office wife was for, decoration?
It's not and you need to remember that it's not. There's a line between office husbandry and workplace sexual harassment, and you're looking to cross it.
I wish it was romantic tho. I still wanted to get my dick wet.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerence
tl;dr, but this bit stuck out to me
>and she responded "I don't see why not I just chill here" and I sarcastically replied with a smiling picture "don't show so much enthusiasm" and she replied with a smile "I'm just telling you lol"."
cringe. she's literally just telling you, you don't have to make a thing of it, like she has to roll out the red carpet. you come off as insecure and in need of validation with the added comment.
the phrase "i don't see why not" is just a bantzy way of saying "yes"
>because her boyfriend?
double cringe. like i said, tl;dr, but if you're sniffing after this girl you're barking up the wrong tree.
I don't want a relationship I want a fuck buddy
How do I obtain one?
if you're a girl
just go out side
if you're a guy
work out, be rich, be witty, good looking and all that sort of stuff
Just put yourself out there a lot in social situations with thots; Tinder, bars, nightclubs, college clubs/events, all that jazz. Make friends but flirt and get close to them. It's way easier to get FWB than a relationship in 2022
I have a lot of social anxiety. Despite the fact that I have been with a lot of women, most of them have been through tinder, and I am very nervous around them and have a very difficult time approaching them.
In public it’s so hard for me to find things to say. I don’t even know what to talk about. Or how to act. However, this is something that weighs on me heavily and I really want to figure it out and conquer it so I can atleast be a little more social
Is it just a matter of fucking up and trying over and over again until I don’t feel nervous? Should I just like go out by myself and try talking to people even if it’s terrifying and I end up making an idiot of myself?
Yes
It’s scary but you need to do it anyway
Just YOLO and get the fuck out there
How do you fall in love with a girl?
It's never happened before and I don't knw what to do.
I think women are hot but I've never asked one out simply because if I don't feel anything I don't see the point
I'm craving cigarettes despite not smoking in months. Should I buy a pack?
smogers, lmaoomoo
no just get pocky
just browse /LULZ/ that's enough of a horror
if they're like single normalfags in their 20s, often
if they're older and married with kids not usually
What horror movie should I watch tomorrow?
My video diary tbh
Funnily similar answers. I've never seen the Notebook though so maybe I'll watch that sometime.
I've seen the Shining, but not Breakdown. I'll keep that in mind. If it's a Thriller though, I need something more horror. I am going to watch Rosemary's Baby today, as the other thread anon suggested.
Oh what I would give to watch them all again for the first time...
Breakdown has definitely horror aspects but not in the typical sense of monsters. I can't explain it well without spoiling the movie
Can confirm all time underrated movie
The Shining, watched it recentely and it is pretty good. Breakdown is my all time favorite although it is more of thriller than horror movie
The Notebook.
Pick a random Friday the 13th movie and write your thoughts on it down in a journal when you're done watching it.
Cube
Cube deez nuts on your chin
I've seen Cube, but you reminded me I never finished Hypercube, so I should go do that.
I’ve watched them all multiple times. Idek why. They’re fun allegories, but not really the greatest cinema by any stretch of the imagination. Something about those movies is just comfy, kinda the same feel I get on 4chin.
I thought work husbands/wives eventually turned into fucking each other?
they do, unless you're like a super goober
I told my mom that im never getting married and she’s angry
Why can’t she just worry about herself ugh
because you are the part of her that lives on when she dies
She wants what’s best for you and sees you giving up on women as wasted potential
Every ancestor of yours back to primordial slime had sex and reproduced, which is why you exist. If you don't, you will be the first and last and only failure in that unbroken chain between the beginning of life and its end in your selfish narcissism.
Girls, I fear you
It's okay we fear them too, but for different reasons
Girls if you asked for instructions on how to suck dick better would you be terribly offended if your bf also sent you an amateur porn video of a good blowjob?
Male here: why wouldn't you take the time to give her in-person tips on exactly what drives you wild? Are you afraid to tell her? Are you ashamed to ask for what you want? Are you embarrassed to use "dirty" words when talking to her?
Not OP but I guess because it's hard to mimic a girl that seems to suck good on a video
>I could live up to someone's expectations if I know they watch a lot of porn
It's just one video, doesn't mean much imo
I asked because I've had trouble in the past verbalizing the things I've wanted. Even if I really want a girl to give me a blowjob, I can't bring myself to ask her for that. I'll resort to euphemism and periphrasis at best; at worst I'll clam up and leave her guessing as to what I want. When it comes to something like giving her specific directions on what I'd like her to do during something like a blowjob, I have zero capacity for expressing myself, and I recognize that as a defect I need to address, not avoid. Showing a video seems like it would be a way for me to ask for something without words, and, while it might lead to amazing oral action, it wouldn't improve my shame-driven inability to communicate sexual desires. That's why I asked the original anon about that: I'd be afraid that I'd be trying to take the easy way out by showing a girl what I wanted instead of learning to communicate it.
Ladies, would you regard it as shameful if a man told you what he wanted you to do during a blowjob? Am I right to feel shame at that?
It’s awkward, sure, but not shameful. I want to make you feel good, and communication is essential.
Not so much offended as just plain scared-off because I would never feel like I could live up to someone's expectations if I know they watch a lot of porn and I wouldn't want to be with that person, it's a problem I gotta deal with though because literally everyone watches it now unfortunately
Yeah, if I wanted to look at porn I could just google it lol
Both genders, would you fat shame people if it was socially acceptable again? I would personally, we need it.
M
I never stopped doing it, so this questions is stupid
I don't care about what other people do.
Do you not care about your family, friends and other loved ones? You must be insane
yeah, I kind of don't.
Just go to /fph/ if that’s what tickles your pickle
M, I'm with
I could give less of a fuck what random people do with their bodies
Is she getting any help herself if her self-esteem's that low? You can only emotionally support and reassuee her so much
If you end up talking you her again, you can cheekily ask her out, but don't force it
She's not depressed, it comes in waves I think. She told me she slides more towards those kinds of thoughts when she's on her period.
M
echo
I don't like being mean to people but i think that pushing the body positivity bullshit too far is just unhealthy, fat people should be perfectly aware their condition isn't fine and can be fixed, that there is plenty of help they can get in order to reach a healthy body fat ratio. The opposite is also true for people too thin/borderline anorexic, they should also get some sort of help, it's fucked up it's not treated the same.
F. No. It doesn't help them, it doesn't help me, it doesn't help people who listen to us. I don't agree with body positivity even and "healthy at every weight", it's just a shitty thing to do.
>hit it off with girl but she's seeing someone else
>lose touch
>ff 4 months
>try and run into her and catch up, see if she's stopped seeing the other guy
>if they've broken up, ask her out
based or cucked?
Cucked. You come across desperate and as if you waited for it. You obviously did not move on when you lost touch
What am I supposed to do when my girlfriend criticizes her looks and is down on herself? I always make an effort to deny those things and tell her how wrong she is, how I think she looks, but lately it seems like it falls on deaf and ears. I don't know if she trusts my opinion of her despite how high of an opinion it is and I don't know what to say anymore.
I just want her to be happy. In general, about herself, and the way she looks.
Sternly tell her to knock it off
Shut her up with a kiss. She'll love it. 🙂
Just turn the situation around on her. When she says "I need to lose weight," do not argue with her or counter with anything. Simply say, "Well, I think you're wrong, but I will hide the cookies from you anyways and stop buying you fast food." Lol it will work.
>you have good eyesight, at least
Tell her that you don't want her to beat herself up for nothing and that there's endless beauty in and outside of her, whether she can see it or not.
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Cmon bro, you know space is fake.
Based and LULZpilled
Compensating for something eh lad?
I know that I don’t know-pilled and inflammatory anonymous hacker known as LULZ-pilled
Hi, 5'7 here. Richer than you will ever be even after stealing some guys money in a divorce, and also never trusting whores, all women are whores including your moms, used for fucking only and then discarding.
What is your question?
It’s an extremely hot week where I am. I have an outdoors job, and all that’s keeping me going is imagining how sweaty women must be outside, and how delicious licking their sweat from their bodies would be.
My sister asked me how I can stand to work outdoors in this weather. Should I tell her my real reason or make something up?
boring.
You think so?
Yeah, good idea. The heat is frying my brain, that’s why I felt I had to check here if it was a good thing to say or not, lol. She’s my older sister so we can tell semi-lewd jokes to each other. I’ll do this.
You can find a middle-ground and make an off-hand coomer joke like "well seeing girls in shorts and crop tops does give me a little motivation boost haha"
If a guy was perfect in every way but had a rare genetic disorder that made him smell bad would you still be with him
Gamers, rise up!
The best part about being pregnant is the fact that you'll never have to drink alone
Girls
Does watching a dick cum, turn you on?
Do you prefer more or less cum?
Yes
More of course
Do you fell that most girls feel the same way?
Also would a bigger dick be even more of a turn on?
I am not sure about that, I think most girls I have heard seem kind of ambivalent to cum in general. But I assume even for them, unless they hate it, that more would be better than less because it just seems healthier and more virile and like he is having a better orgasm. As for the big dick thing, no, I am put off by what guys typically think of as big dicks.
>I think most girls I have heard seem kind of ambivalent to cum in general.
Alright so it’s more of a case by case thing
>no, I am put off by what guys typically think of as big dicks.
So you like bigger dicks, but only YOUR idea of a bigger dick? So like average to slightly above average?
>So like average to slightly above average?
Yeah that sounds about right
So what does that actually look like?(in inches/cm)
I think girls generally don’t know how big a dick is based on looks alone.
I honestly couldn't tell you, I have no concept of numbers when it comes to this, only what visually looks good to me.
Ok last 2 questions:
1. Do you think most girls feel the same way about dick size as you do? (Average to slightly above is ideal)
2.weird question, but is there any image of a dick you find good looking on google so I can better understand where your coming from?
>1.
Yes I do. Size queens do exist, but men (gay and straight) are way, way more into big dicks than women.
>2.
kek I mean I can try and see if I can link an image from another board, but at the moment I have none.
>Yes I do. Size queens do exist, but men (gay and straight) are way, way more into big dicks than women.
Funny how this works lol. Thank you for your insight
>kek I mean I can try and see if I can link an image from another board, but at the moment I have none
Yea it’s an odd question, but it might be easier to find a pornstar with an ideal dick so it would be easy for me to lookup. Whatever you do will be appreciated
>don't want to look at male porn stars
>go to /aco/ to see if can find any nice penises in the femporn thread
>the femporn thread is gone
>get sad
At least there is a symbiote thread that has some nice stuff. No good examples of penises though, sorry anon.
I appreciate the effort, thanks again
Here I checked /h/ and this is pretty good
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Awesome, you’ve been very helpful. Thank you
Depends
More
Depends on what?
If I want to see it or not
im great at this game weffriddles.com but im terrible at women.
why?
because woman play too many games
Why am I comfortable with having orbiters and simps but can’t see myself ever having a bf
boring.
You're afraid of commitment and meaningful relationships, more precisely, you're afraid of meaningful relationships you have to put effort in to maintain.
I do have relationships with these guys though
I still think about like two of my orbiters from yrs ago. They were good friends
Let me guess; you're insecure, you have difficulties with intimacy and commitment, you're afraid to be truly open and vulnerable with someone, allow yourself to be loved and pursue something real with real, unfamiliar responsibilities and consequences, while you wrestle with your emotions and are already overwhelmed with the demands of day to day life and future pressured, looking to escapism and straightforward sources of validation, while staying in your comfort zone safety bubble where you can't be hurt or thrown into a scary situation. How much did I get right?
Like 50%
Because a bf requires you to give back affection, and not just take it?
Maybe
I don’t get it tho bc im a loving person
Do you ever wonder the impact that some of the shit you say/advise her might have of people? Like what's the thing you've said to someone that's changed their thoughts/actions and had the biggest butterfly effect on how things turned out for them? What if there are kids in existence that wouldn't otherwise be if you hadn't said "just ask her out broo" or something on a drunken shitposting spree? Pretty trippy to think about
I know JH licked a guy's glasses because of me, I'm still not sure if that's a joke or not, I hope it's a joke.
She filtered a soifed homosexual and the joke is on him
We are the world
We are the people
Girls, how do you perceive men that chat without emojis?
Oh i wanna know this too, i rarely use them
I just moved to an exurb full of boomers. The social committee consists of nobody under 55. Every single one of them uses multiple emojis as punctuation in every line of text.
The boomers appropriated the emojiis.
lol xD that is jokes tbh xP
xDDD top haha
the boomers are using emojis just as gen alpha stopped using them entirely except for ironic purposes.
If you can't xD with me, do you even really love me?
I don't want to force myself to use this or the classical emojis except if I'm being super ironic
:'(
ECKS DEE IN THE CHAT BROS
oh i use XD
lol I posted here recently about how some woman I was messaging didn't know what xD meant
I use emotes like GUI was just invented and I wanna be cool B^]
Positively.
Preferable
Emojis make me cringe
Ladies of /atoga/,
Is the most frequently asked question that men ask "What is the best dick size?"
Is that actually the most important question you are asked?
If you could make all men in the world aware of the answer to what question, what would it be?
>Is the most frequently asked question that men ask "What is the best dick size?"
Lately it's more "why do you hate introverted guys?".
>Is that actually the most important question you are asked?
I hope not.
>If you could make all men in the world aware of the answer to what question, what would it be?
"It doesn't matter, when I find out how big your dick is I'm already sold on sucking it".
>"It doesn't matter, when I find out how big your dick is I'm already sold on sucking it".
I think a lot of guys already understand this, but we want to know how much it matters BEFORE that point. Will a girl find you more/less attractive if you have a bigger/smaller weiner
it's actually after the dick has been sucked and the moment has passed.
most people will think about past relationships before marriage.
I doubt dick size actually matters, it’s more about experience.
By telling the woman?
>but we want to know how much it matters BEFORE that point. Will a girl find you more/less attractive if you have a bigger/smaller weiner
how will you ever measure this if the woman hasn't seen your dick before that point...it's an impossible scenario
>but we want to know how much it matters BEFORE that point
It doesn't matter because I don't know. Unless you walk up to me and tell me "My dick is 4 inches", I have no way of knowing how big your dick is until I see you naked. And when I see you naked, I'm happy that you have a dick I can suck, that's it.
>Why are girls so much more comfortable with their breast size?
Most women aren't happy with their boobs anon.
That’s exactly what I’m talking about.
How differently would you look at a guy if he let slip/or you heard from a friend that his dick is 4 inches/6inches/8inches?
I'd be more concerned about the fact that he goes around talking about the size of his dick than the size of his dick.
I can't imagine caring that much. Obviously it'd be a slight positive if it was around 6", a slight negative if it was very small or very big, but ultimately no dick size is a dealbreaker.
>Obviously it'd be a slight positive if it was around 6", a slight negative if it was very small or very big, but ultimately no dick size is a dealbreaker.
>tfw only 6'
woah there, long dick Johnson in the flesh
>it'd be a slight positive if it was around 6"
Let’s gooo
I understand the scenario isn’t common, I’m just asking about the perception women have on it, when not taking into account whether she already wants to fuck or not.
I know it’s a crazy scenario but consider this:
>guy has sex with girl
>girl tells her friend about the guys dick size
What does the 2nd girl think of that guy based on his dick size?
honestly what kind of person tells his friends what size his dick is
>tfw i know my chad cousin actually has a small dick
M
met most of my friends through team sports, everybody knows everyone's junk, nobody cares in the slightest
>if he let slip
"Why is this weirdo trying to subtly let me know his dick length? Weird."
>you heard from a friend
"Why is this weirdo telling me this? Weird and gay."
>Most women aren't happy with their boobs anon.
seriously? aw that's so cute
so you're saying if i get a gf i should just randomly grab her boobs from behind and play with them while telling her i love her breasts and that they're perfect?
If you want to. I know girls who get very anxious if you touch their boobs. My best friend hates having them played with and only has sex with her bra on.
>and only has sex with her bra on
How does she have this conversation with a man Does she have a safe word or something?
I think she just tells them "I don't want to take my bra off". It's not much of a conversation.
Lmao, this would make my bf whimper like a puppy if I said that
> I don't want to take my bra off
If she's comfortable with that, yes
It's easy to say "oh I don't mind that you're small-chested!" but it's your actions that convince her
which is why you actively play with them, that's what would seem to me like an action that is convincing. Like if I'm anxious about the size of my dick but my gf is happily sucking it then I don't think I'd be as anxious anymore.
I don't know about "most frequent" but it's certainly up there.
No.
"I don't know, stop asking. Chances are yours is fine and it's not like you can change it anyway."
People will compare you to their exes, it's just something they will do, don't date a person with experience
Ok incel
>don't date a person with experience
yeah, I don't plan on doing that any time soon.
I've never compared a girl to one of my exes. When I'm with a woman, she's the only thing on my one-track mind. The exes are exes for a reason, and I'm not going to think about them while I'm in happy-fun-sexy-time-land with the current girl. Why would I even want to?
I'm not scared of competition, besides if i'm here and they're not, there must be a good reason.
Oh no, not the dreaded comparino!! I couldn't possibly live with being compared to someone else and have my insecurities challenged and masculinity threatened! I have to groom a virgin in high school to be le #1
>Why are girls so much more comfortable with their breast size?
First day on the internet or never had female friends huh?
>female friend
closest two female friends i had became trans
not sure what that means
they hated their tits so much they want them cut off
one of them actually did
she's still depressed as shit..
they were probably autistic; are you autistic?
kay
cry about it, love isn't real, they're not capable of love.
>"It doesn't matter, when I find out how big your dick is I'm already sold on sucking it".
This is actually all men want to hear
they don't care about their dick being small
they care about not being attractive to their gf
Why are girls so much more comfortable with their breast size? Sure there's some insecurity but not on the scale of 'peepee too small might as well kms'
>Why are girls so much more comfortable with their breast size?
(m) You have to be fucking kidding me. Breast size has been a matter of massive insecurity for every girl I've dated who was less than loudly motorboatable. One was petite but *very* well equipped for her frame, which means that compared to a taller girl she was by volume in inches about the same or a little less than the taller girl. She went into long explanations telling me how she was, for her size, much better endowed than her taller best friend, and I could tell she was insecure about this and had been doing the stereometry to allay her insecurity. She knew mathematically that that she stacked up well in comparison to her friend, but she never really felt it.
Men have you ever profoundly hated another man or this a feeling you reserve for women only?
hating is a waste of time, but I think some people should be killed yeah.
I hate anyone who pisses me off, gender doesn't matter
>be male
>not insecure about dick size
>not insecure about being a virgin
is it really that easy?
yeah, go ahead
seems like dudes are just trying to make things harder on themselves
yeah, depressed people are retarded in my opinion too, like dude, just cheer up.
TRUE DAT
Same with BPD Bipolar cunts, get a grip retard, lmao
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I have major anhedonia and i am not a normalfag. i still am not insecure about those things. what is your excuse?
>major anhedonia and i am not a normalfag
so you're just a depressed edgelord?
anyway I feel like I'm kind of the opposite to you, I have extreme emotional reactions to everything and start drama and fights etc. for no reason
why does one need an "excuse"? people are as they are. you can change your behavior/treat your condition or keep being shitty
i'm not an edgelord, i have simply learnt to anchor my self-esteem and identity to something that isn't as transient as physical characteristics or body count. The problem with being a virgin isn't that you've not stuck your dick in a hole, its that a typical "virgin" is a dumbass with no sense of eroticism or charm. What matters is simply feeling the other person (if ur an aspie i guess its over then)
for real though, emotional instability is a physiological problem. Most likely out of whack-hormones like estrogen cause this kind of reaction.
>people are as they are
this is the problem, people believe that temporary, fixable issues are actually innate, immutable characteristics, which is false.
>learnt to anchor my self-esteem and identity to something that isn't as transient as physical characteristics or body count
good for you, I agree everyone should, sometimes easier said than done though
>emotional instability is a physiological problem. Most likely out of whack-hormones
in many cases yes (though there can also be a psychological component)
>people believe that temporary, fixable issues are actually innate, immutable characteristics, which is false
I agree, but that's not what I said
>in many cases yes (though there can also be a psychological component)
i'm at the point where i honestly believe that psychological issues are more a body issue than anything. Seriously, don't underestimate how much of a difference hormones can make to your mental health.
>I agree, but that's not what I said
i know, i just wanted to make that point though
>psychological issues are more a body issue than anything
of course, a lot of mental health disorders like bipolar and clinical depression have a strong physiological component (hence can be highly hereditary but respondent to medication, and healthy lifestyle habits in general that can help balance hormone/vitamin levels)
>i just wanted to make that point though
ok, cool cool, we on on the same page tho
congrats you're less mentally ill than most people here
>be with gf
>she says she loves me and how tall I am
>she goes around bragging to her friends that I'm 6'
>wtf, no I'm not, say I'm 5'10
>she later breaks up with me saying that I'm not tall enough
And then everyone’s asscheeks clapped
and with this post, anon has restored the female's reputation
b8?
Men
Would you mind having your ball sack hold by your gf while asleep?
no thanks.
kind cute but just pls don't squeeze it
You can lay your hand on my junk, but not "hold it".
I'd prefer if you just rest your head on my chest anyways.
That's fucking weird. Uh, do whatever, just remember to be gentle and don't wake me up.
A light fondle, maybe even jerking off, that sounds like it'd give pleasant dreams or a nice way to wake up. However she'd better not squeeze hard. But I suppose I trust my gf enough to not do that.
Whatever it takes to get you to spend the night instead of going home after sex.
Okay anons hear me out:.
Is it okay to ask out a coworker but she is in a different department?
Yeah, I think it's fine. I basically did this once, she declined for personal reasons (despite having a bit of a mutual crush) but we stayed friends
Risky, but doable. "Don't shit where you eat" doesn't apply if you never actually work together.
I finally managed to deadlift 2pl8!
Now where do I exchange that for a qt girlfriend?
lightweight!!!!
I know but I'm doing what I can, I'm finally eating better and feeling like I'm actually getting stronger.
Next stop is 80kg bench.
keep it up
Men
What do you jerk off to?
abstract ideas like success and money and power
Hot women?
the illusion of intimacy.
tummies
Giantess fanfiction
>What do you jerk off to?
just jerked off to the fantasy of Scanty and Kneesocks dominating the shit out of me
2d>3dpd
demons and succubi are common tropes in my hentai
>asked
why are you gay?
why don't you have his credit card in your pirse
>stay-at-home gf
lol
>>stay-at-home gf
>lol
Kek true I haven't thought about how ridiculous that sounds
women with round boobas, a few times with pov/vr so I feel like I'm the guy but I coom only if I can see her boobs or if she has a cute face from a blowjob
Was looking through some of my old chat logs and came up on a girl that used to chat with me back in 2019
just realized I literally ghosted her, and her last message was her saying that she wanted to show me something cute, and then she sent me a pic of me
ouch.
Are all Australians Chads?
Agreed
Even Australian nerds are Chads.
I asked my bf for a chanel bag
Ama
how do I get a gf.
Do you have friends and hobbies?
No friends
Hobbies get a maybe
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
I never understood that. How is it supposed to be funny?
Yes. Hi 🙂
If you’re in college then join clubs. Outside of college then try physical hobbies like hiking groups, crossfit, volunteering, meetup.com
It's a tongue twister but it's also a question and you said to ask you anything
Are you the same stay-at-home gf anon with a rich bf from the other day?
Is he a simp?
Most people I dated wanted to have sex before becoming bf/gf but they were also thots
My boyfriend offers to buy me design bags all the time. I tell him to stop spending money on retarded shit.
Anyone, when you get a bf / gf how long does it roughly take before you are having sex?
Just got a gf and i'm kinda wondering, we've just started dating after being friends and only "dated" twice. I dont need to have sex nor am i desperate, i'm wondering how long it kind of takes for most people.
As soon as you are official you should be having sex the next time you are alone together
this is kinda what i thought, although im fortunate enough to be attractive and i like to see if a girl can at least keep a conversation a few times, if i'm serious about her. if not i'll just fuck and be done with it, without leading her on
It really depends. I'd say "normal" would be around the 3rd-6th date (which is likely before you actually become an "official" couple), but there is a lot of variance, quite a few girls will have sex on the first date, and quite a few girls won't have sex until there's an official relationship, some girls it's a few months into the relationship, etc.
If you're looking for advice on your specific situation, how experienced are the two of you, and how far have you gotten (e.g. making out, grinding on each other, etc)?
M
I'm perfectly fine with sex as long as i'm comfortable with the girl, but i'd expect women to have a stricter requirement.
Took me and my bf around 4 months to go all the way, and 2 months to start getting sexual.
Good question
I have my own follow up question
There is a girl know from high school and we've met up a few times
Last time we briefly cuddled for a short time and we text quite regularly
Idk if I should have the "what are we?" talk because I fear that might scare her
And the other side I think I'd like to have sex with her (although I wouldn't mind if she rejected, she is pretty chill)
M. Most recent tradcath gf only became my official gf after we had sex (she was a virgin). Most previous gfs gave head on the first date and sex on the second. The exception was a French girl with whom I went out one night, got together with for coffee the next morning, and fucked me that afternoon, but didn't give head for another two weeks because she'd never done that before and didn't know how.
>tradcath gf
>had sex before even you started dating
lol
tradcaths are sometimes the sluttiest tbh
is it any good?
Yes, that's been my experience with girls who claim to be very conservative. My first gf was was very Catholic and right-wing. She was also the kinkiest girl I ever met.
People are weird. I don't know how you can call yourself "tradcath" if you have premarital sex, even less if you have sex outside of a committed relationship. I don't consider myself particularly trad and that's too slutty even for me.
You just confess your sins each week.
I went on a date with an old classmate last week who also went a Catholic elementary school, and still considers herself Christian
She just wants to hook up before travelling again for work, and said she hooked up with a different guy every day of the week once, and is into hardcore BDSM
If men make up 80% of total homicide victims, but women make up 80% of homicide victims by an intimate partner, doesn’t that mean women are actually to blame for being so shit at vetting their partner? If they just got better at that (mainly not thinking with their vaginas and going for Chad), wouldn’t the violence rate against women plummet?
lol
i think women kill more often than that they just don't get caught or do it indirectly
What are some good topics to talk about in texting with a girl ?
Just the normal stuff ? It's too boring imo
say something romantic
If you don't have a common intrest, ask her about hers. Or go on a midly sperg venture over one of your hobbies that you feel like could catch her attention.
Both. Thoughts?
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Incest-fag has got to be one of the most dedicated larpers on this board
M
I don't want to look at it again
Reads like a big LARP kek (and probably just used some other woman's pics), that's fucked up tho
I kinda get it, I'm attracted to my mom but I wouldn't ever have sex with her
why not.
Because that's messed up af, I ain't doing no Chris Chan
My mom's not abusive, you don't know her
Your mom is an adult, fully capable of making her own decisions, you won't be like Chris Chan
kek thanks for the reassurance I guess
I just better not start drawing Sonichu comics then it'll be over
now go do the deed, mother fucker
>My mom's not abusive, you don't know her
true, i dont, but im going off the things you have said here of her
your abusive mother did you a huge disservice
women,
i got my gf flowers yesterday and she loved it
what other cute things can i do for her? this is my first real relationship
Stop getting her flowers, it makes her lose respect for you.
caring about what women respect makes them lose respect for you
give her flowers
point at her crown and ask "is that psoriasis?"
be a fucking man
Unfathomably based
Snacks are always great, especially when my bf shows up with them unexpectedly.
Take her out on dates or activities periodically. Have a movie night. Also give space it creates longing instead of making the relationship overwhelming.
How do I contact my better half, so I can quit wasting time, and get on with that purpose of the universe?
>that purpose of the universe
meme, there is no higher purpose, you either ooga booga and fuck/marry someone and have spawn, or you don't
eh, I exaggerate a lot of shit here and sometimes highlight the worst
what, draw Sonichu comics? ew
>what, draw Sonichu comics? ew
we don't need to make it explicit, it's okay, we all know what we're talking about
>I exaggerate a lot of shit here
why
because it's fun and because I do pretty much anything for attention on the internet
>we all know what we're talking about
Sonichu merch? jk
based and antimaterialismpilled
>I do pretty much anything for attention on the internet
kek appreciate the honesty
you could probably become a pretty successful internet celebrity
>because I do pretty much anything for attention on the internet
y'know...
there's this thing you can do that'll net you enormous amount of attention
>there's this thing you can do that'll net you enormous amount of attention
what, porn?
>no higher purpose
But a person might for instance hedge his bets, if he sees there are no unassailable arguments on either side. Or perhaps I have a proof that I mustn't share.
brown girls
not much her skin tone, but her body type is ouuuhh
i think i have one in my collection
ah, yes
here, i'll contribute
Fuck that shit. She's literally just an anime girl painted brown. Let me know when I can get some representation with actual curly hair.
sorry sis, brown asians need representation too
she's just t a n n e d
anyway have some curly drills
I'm mad now if that qualifies as "curly hair" to anyone and not just a silly hat.
it's hair, it's curly, what's the problem
That's marginally better. I'm just grumpy and anime shot never helps with that
I fapped so many times while watching and reading Nagatoro
Nanashi knows what he's doing
oh shit, they made gashbell 2
Is it cringe to go to a comedy festival by yourself?
No one cares, enjoy life
This is a meme, people go to events with their friends group.
yeah, the no one cares meme is one of the biggest lies there is
I personally don't care what retards think so I still do things myself, but I'm not so socially oblivious that I'm not aware when I'm catching eyes.
>people go to events with their friends group.
Of course, but that doesn't mean you can't go alone
no kek
>I'm just grumpy
you and me both lel
I'm grumpier. Don't turn this into a grumpfight.
I hate myself and I want to die
Well that escalated quickly.
don't we all, LMAO
make a new thread yall
naaaaaaaah
I have to make veggie curry sorry anon.
Why do they call themselves catholic at that point? kek
idk maybe they want to be the virgin mary's bad sister
damn bro hope ur ok
it's pg5
M here but I'd say the latter (even if flat is justice)
It's on page 5, fuck off.
Which is worse: to wake up with your boobs hurting, or to wake up with no boobs at all?
never experienced the latter, but it doesn't sound fun
Men, how often do you cry?
Women, how gross is it to see a man cry?
>how often do you cry?
at least once a week usually over some dumb shit
>Women, how gross is it to see a man cry?
Not at all.
6 hours a day
Male
Probably once a year. No one else sees me though.
I haven't cried since my mom passed away. Before that, it was when my dad passed. Both times it was alone in the shower.
can I give you a hug anon ):
How old are you? I’m so sorry 🙁
I have a friend who lost both her parents at 24 and she’s so strong. I couldn’t imagine being so young and losing both.
>M
I cry every time I yawn
or when I feel like it
I can cry on the spot if need be.
Never.
Not often, but when I do, I usually just get teary-eyed and suck it all in again. And I definitely make sure that nobody is around because I know how people, especially females, look at a man who shows weakness.
M
Last time i cried was for my grandma's death, it was 10 years ago.
Sometimes i feel like i want to cry, but i end up not doing it. It doesn't solve my issues, makes me feel useless and nobody wants to see that.
Male
It's getting to be rarer. It used to be once or twice a week. Now it's only when she happily reminds me that my life is going to be this miserable, lonely, and difficult for the rest of my life.
Male
Very rarely, last time was when I learned that my father died probably like 6 months ago
Women are absolutely disgusted by it. They'll say they want you to express more emotion or some similar sentiment but will leave you if you do.
Women: if you're the little spoon, can your bf fall asleep with your boobs in his hands, or would that displease you?
I'd be kind of insulted. How can he fall asleep while holding things that make him excited?
Women, what's the best post-coital cuddling position? What's your favorite cuddle-time activity? Do you ever rest you head on his chest?
Me on top of him, with his dick still in me. He plays with my hair and gives me tiny kisses on my forehead.
I like it when he falls asleep with his face in my boobs.
God, I want this.
too bad, most guys will die alone
Most female creatures too. Men have harder lives and will die earlier, even if they lock down some betabucks. It's why I despise older women too, you just know they were disgusting roasties in their youth. I show no kindness to them.
Maybe. Doesn't change how much I want it.
why? what do you get out of this?
It’s just wonderful seeing him asleep and vulnerable on my chest. It fills me with sappy feelings of femininity and love.
looks are the most important part in a relationship because if the looks aren't there the relationship doesn't even get to exist
we should all stop pretending this is not the case
No, you're both going to be gross old people someday no matter how hot you are today.
Most won't be together. Female creatures have completely destroyed the family unit.
easier foot in the door !=
...!= overall importance
def, as with a lot of youtubers I think, dude is a bit of a nutter but plays it up for views
No matter what people say he is still entertaining. And that is the only thing I care about really, I don't care about his morality at all. His Twitter account is one of the only reasons I have account on the platform
based, I agree the dude is a great entertainer
>perhaps I have a proof that I mustn't share.
sauce??
Are forehead kisses real or a meme? How often do you get forehead kisses from your partner?
relationships are memes
Deez nuts on your chin are a meme relationship
Daily, several times a day. If he walks past me without kissing my forehead I arrest him.
> I arrest him.
That's cute as fuck.
Hot. 10/10 would cuddle.
i do it all the time, especially after she just finished me post-blowjob
don't have a partner but forehead kissed grills/vice versa, it's pretty wholesome
Both genders, do you find it weird when your partner asks for you social media accounts credentials
Yeah, why does he need them?
M: no girl has ever asked. My only social media account is a twitter account for work.
My ex girlfriend asked me for my social media login data, but I did not give it. Later on she turned out to be horribly toxic and controlling. It is a big red flag.
I don't have one.
Get one to answer my question then chop chop
Don't have one. Wouldn't tell her if I did.
Yes, it's weird. I would already start planning on leaving her because it's only a matter of time before she tries to get access on her own.
F, yeah. I would laugh in his face and assume he was joking.
Sure.
M, yeah lol why she need
but also I don't use social media so whatev
>finally start dating the guy I've had a crush on for 2 years
>4 months into our relationship, start crushing HARD on a coworker
how do normies deal with this? I feel guilty and want to tell him, but that'd just cause problems.
What do you people do if you get a crush when in a relationship?
Think with your head on your neck and not the one down your stomach
Personally, distance myself from the guy and think what am I lacking in my relationship and how to fix it.
If you're crushing on another guy during the honeymoon phase, I'd just cut my losses.
How long does the honeymoon phase usually last?
3 months
I've hadn't long term relationships so far
3 months to a year.
No, and I kinda disliked it every time I visited. It was one of the few states I veto'd when we were buying a house.
I ignore the new crush and focus on my relationship. Crushes fade if you don't nurse them. My last one disappeared once I realized I had a better girl at home.
Women, would you date a garden gnome?
M.
I would date a garden gnome, they often are pretty hot
M. I have dated a gnomish girl. She was the only one who didn't put out by the second date... in fact, I never got to fuck her because she was saving herself for marriage. Of course, I also knew a gnomish girl who was cheating on her bf with two other guys (one was her dentist), so it's not like you can induce a pattern of behavior from a single example.
The dentist? That is messed up
No, I don’t want to mutilate my future son.
Judaism is matrilinear, not patrilinear.
Still no. He will just resent me because he should’ve married another garden gnome to maintain status.
Women, would you ever, or do you currently, live in California?
I wouldn't leave New England for anything. Best coast.
Nazi scum
I went there once for a school band trip and didn’t really like it. I’ll stay in the Midwest.
I'd prefer to not live in a place that smells like piss, is entirely a facade, and when I'm almost guaranteed to be raped and assaulted, or at the very least robbed blind by constant crime that the cities have seemingly no interest in resolving.
No and I hate Californians
I’ve yet to meet people who are more insufferable
nta but i understand, we hate each other too
Is anyone else in a situtationship or were in one previously?
Me and a girl were getting along really well and then we got fucking stuck in limbo. We hadn't mutually and fully established we liked each other before it was too late. We still talk, I'm just trying to wean myself off of her.
Hmmm, is it recommend to initiate the "what are we ?" talk ?
Or idk just ask her out or sth
It is Jeremy correct.
An "incident" happened - I tried to date her afterwards and attempt something more serious but it may have killed her interest that I had broken our unwritten exclusivity.
We agreed to be friends and then we stopped talking. She's currently talking to another boy. We still talk but I would love to saw my own arm off just for a chance to redo things correctly.
>We agreed to be friends and then we stopped talking. She's currently talking to another boy
oh sorry dude, it's over (been in that situation many times)
up to you if you can be arsed to keep talking to her as a friend
>up to you if you can be arsed to keep talking to her as a friend
I'm not really able to totally escape her due to the social circle. I would like to continue speaking. She's been somewhat flirty still - but I don't know if she's attached in a good way or a bad way. Man I don't know why I take too long to love people, I was so preoccupied with having someone to talk to that I failed to ask her out,
Is that Jerma?
Anyway why is it "too late"? Has she lost interest or something?
>say "aaaah"
>Is that Jerma?
No that's a McChicken
Goys, I don't admit this often on here, but I'm gnomish.
based and garden gnomepilled
I don't admit it often but I'm genetically 100% European and view everyone with non European genes as inferior
And there are more than those 2 pics.
I already said that you can google the experiments yourself or look them up on youtube, or check out what happened when Eggman, an ugly man, just changed his gender to 'female' and still got horny men hitting him up. It proves how female creatures have life on easy-mode. Not just in terms of dating, but jobs, schools, government support etc. You all know I'm right which is why you always seethe at me for speaking the truth. But I won't stop doing that just because it makes you uncomfortable, I'll keep doing it because it will help men in the future. Remember, they hated Jesus too for helping others.
>they hated Jesus too for helping others
are you the next cumming of Christ?
>still got horny men hitting him up
because some guys are shameless horndogs
>jobs, schools, government support etc.
playing devil's advocate, if this is actually true, the tables will inevitably have to turn; they'll either have to settle for less accomplished guys, or be chad's side hoe or celibate before dying alone
>they'll either have to settle for less accomplished guys, or be chad's side hoe or celibate before dying alone
Women are unironically doing the latter right now. It's the entire reason hookup culture exists; destroy the concept of relationships and monogamy so Chad remains available to fuck.
Pease how the fuck do I respond to this I’m just a stupid socially anxious NEET
>No, she actually said you’re skinny.
Then she’ll feel compelled to prove her wrong with pics.
"No, you'll have to show me yourself"
How do I get to be this witty and smart with responses?
Years and years of dating witty bois will do things to you anon.
Talk to people outside your room. You learn to communicate by communicating.
how much do i have to spend on a girl who im not dating to be labelled a simp? I assume a gift now and then is acceptable
I would not recommend spending more than $200 until you’ve been together for at least two years
Are you courting her or is she just a mate?
short/average guys would you seriously date a sub 5'0 womanlet knowing your sons would be even shorter than you are?
yeah, I dated a 4'11 girl for a while
>sons
eh don't want kids tbh
I'd rather kill myself than ever have children, wdym?
no kids, no problem
Imagine spending 20 years of your life that you'll never get back just to make another person do the same. Having children is worse than rape.
did your balls get surgically removed tranny-kun
>just to make another person do the same
I mean, your kids don't have to have kids, and I have a lot of respect for parents who make the big sacrifice and raise their kids well
That couldn't be me lmfao I'm way too selfish and immature
Yes. 5'11. I like short girls and don't evaluate partners based on genes my kids might get unless they have the potential to cause health or development issues.
>5'11
>short/average
Touch grass you're actually mentally ill
nta but is 5'11" considered tall now? I can never tell.
Nta well its not short nor average is it retard
5'9" is average
That depends.
Are is everyone being honest about their height? Then yes, it's reasonably tall, nobody should take issue.
Or do you live in the real world where men lie, and women are too stupid to realize? Because in that case if you're 5'11" you should say you're 6'1 at least.
depends where he is and what ethnicity but I'd say 5'11 is the tall side of average
5'11 is average. I'm not saying I'm short.
It's above average
It's within the average range, especially when age adjusted.
I adore short girls.
5'10" here.
If my progeny can't assert dominance as midgets, then I will have failed as a father..
I just got a raise plus a bonus.
Good day today.
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>Are you white?
Yes
>every time I cook with whites they have NO fucking idea how to cook
Why would I need to cook when the help is there?
Lol
Today I was sent home from work because I fainted while I was taking home of a patient. Lmao. Lol.
>Lol
I'm going to hell for posting this
fat """""people""""" deserve to be lonely
Disagree, tbh the only people who deserve to be lonely are cunts
Like a ghost?
wrong, fatties are gross and have no self control, ugly on the inside and outside
Nah, I've known some nice fatties. The only thing I dislike about some fat girls is how they compensate by being loud or obnoxious. It would be easier for them to lose weight if they want to be noticed.
I've known some really nice fatties too. Yeah they may lack self-control with food (or just have other health issues making it hard to lose weight), but so what? You don't have to date them if you're not attracted to them. Fat people already have to put up with enough bullshit and people treating them like shit in day to day life
Couldn't agree more. Imagine how much better everything would be if fat people just accepted their place until they improved, instead of getting into the toxic, enabling, co-dependant relationships they always do.
Yeah imagine how much better it would be if people didn't attach weird fucked up self worth and moral issues to themselves when they get fat.
assuming nta, and that you're being facetious. But getting fat is absolutely a reason to reduce self-worth and, I wouldn't say indicative of 'moral' issues, but definitely self-control or disciplinary issues.
There is no way to be fat, and be comfortable in a relationship. You will be constantly paranoid that your partner will leave you because you know it makes you physically unattractive (not less attractive. Unattractive). So they build toxic relationships based around settling, and locking in with kids and/or finances, or supporting each other's self-destructive habits.
Lmao you retard
You will never understand how the world works
The world works in a way that objectively puts fat people at a lower worth than a thin person all other things equal.
Sophistry. We're talking about self-worth.
It is. I hope you're not the person who asked the question.
>It is. I hope you're not the person who asked the question.
its not normal, and you have no evidence to back it up
and no im not the asker
It's normal. I've met plenty of women who can't cum without using vibrators or their hands or, often, some weirdly specific combination of like a pillow or a chair and stuff.
Incomprehensible post
You're monopoly self-worth isn't very meaningful next to USD self-worth.
I'm white too.
Would you date a fat /atoga/ girl?
is this some weird /soc/ thing
No, it's a fat girl that posted here and she asked why a fit guy was interested in her.
That's weird /soc/ shit. I'm not interested in taking part in your weird social games.
>No, it's a fat girl that posted here
Don't repost her pics with questions like that, anon.
no I don't like landwhales, sorry
If she was willing to exercise with me and fix her diet.
If she were short and cool/compatible? Fuck yes.
i would take her on a gym date
No but i wouldn't be a cunt about it.
she gives off vibes of someone who blames cis white males for all her problems
not picrel lel, but if she was cute to me, sure
She hooked up with a fit guy on New Year's.
This is the original thread:
https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/21749856/#21750668
I think I vaguely remember seeing that at the time. Lol the replies are awful but whaddya expect. She could probably be hot tbh if she lost some pounds
At her weight? I doubt. She'd have loose skin everywhere.
loose skin isn't a big deal
It's better than being fat, but yes it is.
s u b j e c t i v e
Her loose skin would hang to the fucking ground. And if by some miracle she manages to get rid of it, she would have gross stretchmarks on her body.
No it wouldn't. She'd have to lose around 40 kg, she wouldn't look horrible. She wouldn't look tight, but also not like those people on the biggest loser, especially if she does so gradually and she takes care of her skin.
My boyfriend lost about 55 kg in a fucking unhealthy way and not even he has a ton of lose skin. He has a bit on his tummy and I didn't even notice it the first time I saw him naked.
Loose skin goes away with time, usually within a year.
It depends. In some people it doesn't. My boyfriend lost weight a long time ago and he still has some. But he lost 55 kg in less than a year, went from being obese to being underweight. He looks healthy now and it's barely noticeable.
As she’s losing weight have her slather her body in creams that aid the skin in shrinkage and have her wear a corset and to train the body. I was one of those childhood obese kids and did this as an adult and my stomach is naturally flat like nothing else. My skin was really stretched after I lost all the weight and that fixed it. Paired with toning exercises. I even did at home treatments to get rid of stretch marks. It is very much possible.
Also, hydrate and work out. Those help recondition skin.
also I agree mean to repost her pic here
Chads of ATOGA and self aware roasties:
Is it normal for late 20s roasties to be unable to cum without a vibrator?
I fucked this one 29 year old and she could not cum without it. She was very wet though.
The other early 20s girl I fucked came 3 times just riding my cock while I sat there.
If it helps I have a 7.5 inch cock and my mom says that it is big.
>Is it normal for late 20s roasties to be unable to cum without a vibrator?
Yes
>If it helps I have a 7.5 inch cock
It doesn't
>>Is it normal for late 20s roasties to be unable to cum without a vibrator?
>Yes
wtf this is absolutely not normal
What would be the cause then?
I would like to thing that I am not bad at sex because the other girl I was with came a lot and wasn't faking because I felt it.
Why would you reply
I have a lot of sex. People ITT call me a Chad.
>chads of atoga
everyone here is either a bitter incel or a porn addicted koreaboo
Nah. Just most everyone.
>Is it normal for late 20s roasties to be unable to cum without a vibrator?
No. I'm 29 myself and I can come just from riding my bf's cock easily. Vibrators feel overstimulating and unpleasant.
>my mom says that it is big.
Trust her. She seen a barrel of pickles in her day. How does she think it tastes?
I dunno never asked her that.
Having accidentally sucked a dick once it probably tastes like skin.
Do women EVER say "im sorry" or admit that they were wrong or that they made a mistake? I have never heard a woman apologize for anything. I watched a documentary about an all-girl band yesterday and they also never admit that they made (obvious) mistakes mistreating each other. At most I just hear women say "bad stuff happened" or "mistakes were made by ALL of us, not just me". What's up with that?
>Do women EVER say "im sorry" or admit that they were wrong or that they made a mistake?
some of them do, ye
You get your female input from scripted reality tv show made for retarded people
But even in real life I've never heard a woman apologize to me or anyone after obvious mistakes they made.
I have.
Yeah, of course. If I believe I wronged someone I always apologize, I do it pretty regularly.
Girls do you find the Scandinavian accent to be attractive or unattractive?
i like the way pewdiepie talks
N
Gaymer moment
What a fuckin' Reimu.
Eh. I got it and used to it so don’t really find it to be anything
fat copers out in full force today
>tfw 130lbs
I just think the fat hate here is mean-spirited and unhelpful (but such is LULZ)
Wait, how tall are you?
Women here: are you pro choice or pro life?
Pro life personally but pro choice for degenerates
lol Americans still haven’t figured this one out. Pro abortion
I wish I had been aborted tbh
Hopefully it ends with you.
Hey me too!
those bigoted americans and their compulsion to not kill their own children
Fetus not a child. They do a terrible job at keeping those happy and alive.
>we're better at treating the ones we don't kill
the absolute state
The absolute state of all the countries that are doing better than any third world like america. Yeah you are really showing how its done
is your country rank 1 in gdp and military power? top 5 even?
As if you are in the military or have finances above poverty. The country spend more money on the military than any other country and still cant get a win. Remember when america was all about freedom, me neither
>Remember when america was all about freedom
Yeah I also remember when the USSR was all about freedom and human rights. Oh wait. There's no difference between the USA and USSR
USA dont have oligarchs. They have independently wealthy politicians.
Wrong
The oligarchs just live all over the world
Don't forget that a huge faction of their economy is based off of a giant circlejerk that produces nothing of actual value.
how many modern wars has your country won, do tell
More than america. Remember how they lost a 20 year war against dudes in robes and rusty AK’s
European soldiers fought there as well, was it a win for them?
Because america demanded it. Do you learn nothing in school over there or is it just school shooter drills all day?
Glad you acknowledge who's at the top of the hierarchy
Der juden?
>blames der juden
>also parrots all of their mainstream political rhetoric
Also not how that works. You are really doing a poor job at this basic knowledge thing.
>No you
You've convinced me, abortion is good for society. I kneel.
The sad irony of a aging country being pro abortion.
How uneducated do you have to be to connect these dots. Oh I forgot american school system is the poor mans csgo
Well I'm convinced, killing your children has no affect on your population. Thank you big brain European.
>affect
Congrats, that was close
No one is killing children. Well except for the cops in america, and other children. Are you thinking of fetuses? Sorry I feel like you are too uneducated to follow this conversation
Even if I reworded that to fetuses, it would still not help your argument.
>No one is killing children
Speak for yourself. Although digging even small graves in this heat is brutal. Makes me want to skimp and only go three feet down and double up the lye. You know?
A fetus has far less moral weight than a cow, and I had a cheeseburger last night.
How much moral weight do deez nuts have?
Men would you rather have your penis chopped off or your ball sack
Can I freeze some sperm before? If so, balls, otherwise dick. Being able to procreate is important to me.
No sperm freezing but i respect where your heads at
And you can try but it might not work 90% of the time
ball sack, I can still fap to hentai with just the dick right?
aren't there a lot of treatments to help with things like loose skin/stretchmarks? either way most people aren't as shallow as you
like 5'6
>like 5'6
Omggg, I could beat up, qt anon x)
Whoopsie, no comma there
I could beat up qt anon***
Idk he's apparently got some serious jumpkick action,
btw if you're a hot blonde feel free to beat me up
>like 5'6
This makes you even cuter
>:o
not unless I activate my trap card
I learned it from all the anime I watched
also this story was the best ATOGA OC ever
it gives me dopamine hits which is nice cause my brain doesn't produce enough
No lie, that AI *loved* you. QT interrupted almost every single fight. Several times I had to edit out you just strolling into the middle of the arena, stopping everything, making announcements, and redirecting everything away onto something else. The AI considered it The QT Show (featuring atoga)
can I marry the AI?
I'd rather lose my balls, no questions.
How does one go about loving one's self when their entire life experience is that they are not worthy of love?
It begins by accepting that just because you are not receiving love doesn't mean you don't deserve it.
Okay, well I'm failing that step. If somebody loved me I would think they were making a mistake, or doing themselves a disservice in some way.
Think of your child self and think about nurturing them the same way a cute and loving toddler should be nurtured. Take care of your health and treat your body like a temple. It’s a matter of consistency. It’s not something you learn to do overnight. You have to break the barrier of self loathing and learn that that little toddler can and will grow up to do great things and have confidence in himself if you take care of him properly and teach him the healthy way of being and thinking.
>match on tinder
>ask if she wants to go on a date
>no response
>x15
Why the fuck are women like this???????
maybe you text like shit
Because it's tinder
Don't expect anything from online dating
Is it unethical if I try to get a simp to send me money but I donate all the money to the local animal shelter? I just feel like I need to prove myself to myself by being able to get a guy or more to give money to me for doing nothing. You know, like all the other women do.
You mean what all simps do? Not all women do this. You would know if you were one
you should keep the money for yourself, and frankly you are doing the world a favor by taking money from mentally weak men
Mommy pick me findom me please
Yes. You're preying on mentally ill men and I don't think that's okay.
how much should i send, queen
No. The end don’t justify the means with this.
Femanons of atoga, give me advice:
I really want to fuck this guy on Discord, he's clearly into me but I've only known him a month.
My discord friends say it's just the horniness talking and they're probably right.
My question: how long should I wait to bring it up? We live a few hours away from each other. He is clearly into me but we're not edating or anything.
Im are you just wanting a hookup? If so then you might as well pump up the tension until he’s asking for it. If not, meet a few times before and make them dates.
I want to fuck someone I feel close to, and I feel like I'm close to him already.
I should see if we can meet irl. Both of us have similar preferences.
State your gender and answer: does getting many (you)'s turn you on?
Male. No.
F. No, but it makes me happy if I have a constructive conversation with someone.
M
Yes. It's why I post intentionally inflammatory comments that I don't even agree with.
Is this turning you on?
Ngl I like posting dumb shit for the (yous)
Based and yes uwu
F
No, it means I messed up. I like to fly under the radar and let other girls take the heat.
Male
Only if I deserve them. Undeserved (You)s are worthless. It's why I effort post rather than bait.
M
I don't think I can be walking around with a trip and claim to not be an attention whore.
But you're one of lesser, if not the least, hated ones.
That's a feather in your cap. When they rope all the namefags, you'll probably go last.
I'm not really into bondage.
Very rarely, and usually by accident from when I was on a different board.
Surely you post without the trip sometimes, right? …right?
What should I text her ?
Something ridiculous or something funny ?
Both
Tell her you hid a thumbtack in her house and you won't say where.
Anyone else on Zoloft? I've started taking it, it's helped numb me out and block out a good chunk of my anxiety.
I'm on crack
Good for you sport
No I hated it. I took it when I was younger and I felt so numb I think if I wanted to I would’ve just started killing people because I didn’t care about anything or anyone. It made me a shell of a human.
that's awesome dude, glad it's helping you out. I took it at one point in my late teens and it helped quite a bit
y'all bros don't even smoke crack
I wish I started sooner my social anxiety wrecks me.
Thanks though!
Made me feel like a god. I felt important and detached.
>Made me feel like a god. I felt important and detached
You sure it didn't just trigger a manic episode dood
It may have. I don't take it anymore.
When did you stop taking it? What happened afterwards? How are you now?
Just curious, I also had SSRI-induced mania
I stopped taking it when my health program stopped providing it. I still have depression and anxiety but I like to think I'm getting better at coping.
I only had a prescription to zoloft because of my suicidal ideation which had me in the psych ward for months
Shit, I'm sorry dude, sounds rough, but that's great you're figuring stuff out and coping better on your own, godspeed
Thank you anon.
That’s funny, they gave me Zoloft after I tried committing suicide too. Haven’t been sent to a psych ward just yet.
Mine was supposedly one of the best psych wards out there. It was pretty chill, but they wanted everyone there as long as possible.
It got frustrating only being able to choose between a few shitty meal options.
But we binge watched Netflix and played lots of cards.
Where was this? In burgerland they let you mutilate yourself and go insane until you want to have a nice day again in the psych ward. My friend got out once and went straight to hard drugs. Most of them are scared to go back.
Well, I am anonymous so-
The one they send you to if you're a military member, I'm in burgerland.
Supposedly costs 11k a week.
are you the infantry guy
Jfc I’d rather just kms instead of going into debt. If military paid for it then good for you that sounds pretty nice.
Gender
When did you realize your parents were crazy?
7
Like, how old? Maybe when I was like 7 and friends and stuff would ask me "why is your mom so strict...", and I'd go round their houses and be like wtf this is so chill
They're not, they're really nice people to be honest.
Is anyone here NOT on any brain-pills?
yes but i probably should be
Well I got off of them because they made me worse off than just being depressed and anxious
I willpower it’s now
I'm not. My issues are tangible and won't be resolved by me taking drugs to pretend they aren't real.
Yup. I have some benzos I take for tension headaches once every few months, but that's the extent of it.
I'm not but I need Adderall to function closer to normal.
Until this year I could have said yes, but now I’m on 3 meds
>date objectively hot girl
>find out she has ugly feet
>get turned off by her and eventually break up with her
I can't be the only one right?
Well, there's also Jerry from Seinfeld I suppose.
I’m with you bro. Not even a footfag.
How do I cope with being a 30 year old virgin in a world where 99% of women would consider that a dealbreaker?
How fo I cope with being an 18 year old virgin in a world where 100% of girls see that as a deal breaker?
How do I cope with being a delusional misogynist whose martyr complex demands that I cherrypick "evidence" with which to sabotage my own chances of ever finding happiness, in a world where some girls see that as a dealbreaker, others take it as a challenge to "fix me," and others have such a wide diversity of other opinions that I can't even begin to cover them in this run-on sentence of a question?
I'd also like an answer for this. Y'know... for a friend.
A lot become troons.
I recommend going to /atoga/ and screaming at women there daily.
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>Sauce? I doubt even 50% would
50% is actually the old number from 4 years ago, it's almost definitely gone up
I highly doubt most people would be so shallow as to consider it a flat-out dealbreaker with somebody they already liked
How do you get the time to get someone to like you when apparently you're expected to fuck on the first date now
>I highly doubt most people would be so shallow
Come on now
>when apparently you're expected to fuck on the first date now
you don't have to kek, but even if you take that route, surely you can filter out unaccepting people quicker til you find someone who is?
Yeah but if "accepting it" is contingent on them liking you then the odds you'll find one who's just fine with virgins generally is extremely low
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They had aircon. Idk where all the money went. But our facility was clean and the staff were nice.
How do I get a gf when I'm afraid of people and dont talkto them irl
Well let's start with, why do you want a gf?
Just to LARP romantic situations by going on dates really.
ntw, but whoa. Slow down a second. If you're about to imply that somebody needs some noble reason to want to go through life with a partner and experience intimacy then I'm gonna complain about goalpost shifting.
I mean, he answered here:
idk if that's the best reason
I'll agree that maybe that isn't the best reason. But I still stand by my other post (where I typo'd nta with ntw for some reason...)
Mood. I'm the anon that posted about wanting to fuck my discord friend. So maybe you'll find love online too.
I stopped drinking and smoking months ago, but I crave the feeling of escaping reality. Should I start doing psychedelics instead? I am kinda scared of a bad trip. Sometimes I feel like I don't want to be awake.