ITT: Ask the opposite gender anything

ATOGA

You must be at least 5'11 to ride.

  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How do I convince my bf to butt sex?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Dont, that butt isnt made for sex.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Talk to him like an adult and express your interest in the activity.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What if he says this

        Dont, that butt isnt made for sex.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Then take his advice. Your ass is a one way road. You can wear it out and tear in by sticking things in it. Anal regenerative surgery has been one of the fastest growing operations in the last decade. You dont want to be wearing adult diapers when you are 30.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I did not know those surgeries where surging in popularity lmao

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah, people think that just because its a hole you can do what you want with it. Vagina is made to birth children, taking a dick is easy.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                never taken a fat dump?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            A dick isn't doing damage to an ass. Its just a dick no matter how much you think of yourself. That surgery is people taking foreign objects up their asses and cancer patients.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Then you listen, are you a child?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Don't he is your boyfriend so I assume he is heterosexual. It would be gay for him to do so. If you still ask and he agrees, dump him.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Then take his advice. Your ass is a one way road. You can wear it out and tear in by sticking things in it. Anal regenerative surgery has been one of the fastest growing operations in the last decade. You dont want to be wearing adult diapers when you are 30.

        virgin advice

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          homosexual advice

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            you sound like a christfag who conveniently leaves oral out of the definition of sodomy

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I am a Reddit atheist (used to be an asshole to religious people) but I don't like oral either. Anal is just way more disgusting to me, which is why it is mentioned more often. Vaginal penetration is ideal

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >no response
                Fuck you homosexual

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Self care before hand, clean out, lube up and stretch some on your own. Get kinky with some binding him and a long wet bj, then take his cock up the ass in cowgirl.

      Dominate that dick since he apparently doesn't know how.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      keep shoving your butt in his face til he concedes (ymmv)

      Where get small chested gf?

      these threads, apparently

      why do i enjoy using and discarding men?

      low-empathy narcissist

      I worked a 11 hour day in 100 degree weather yesterday. I was also working really hard because mu company is pushing me to get this project done by Friday, but they only pay me 19 bucks an hour

      This morning I feel like shit. I feel completely drained and like depressed almost. It’s gonna be 90 degrees again

      I’m wondering if I should call off. If I don’t get the job done this week I’ll lose out on a lot of bonus money but I almost don’t care. I feel like a slave for them now and like I’ve been pushing myself way too hard for nothing.

      if you feel that shitty, call in sick

      Both genders: what does your ideal first date look like?

      watching Miraculous Ladybug with a cute girl from North London who looks down on me

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Where get small chested gf?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Kindergarten

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Where get (legal aged) flat chested gf?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          France

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >french people
            Yuck.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Please take French women, we have too much of them

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yuck.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Go to a 5k, there's usually free drinks afterwards and a lot of them are small chested because running with big tits is annoying af

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Holy shit that's actually a good idea, thanks anon.

        >tfw girl from work has small tits and I spend most of the day trying not to stare at them meanwhile my tittymonster coworkers don't even draw my eye

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It is because the titty monsters often reveal more and it automatically makes you less interested compared to titty cutie who hides it more.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Does she wear really tight tops or something? Otherwise what is there to stare at?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >really tight tops
            Fairly form fitting yeah. When I say small chested I mean she still has like A cups so there's a little bit to see.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why do i enjoy using and discarding men?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because you have been traumatised by men and have view that men are all the same knowingly or not. On a real note we need more context to answer this

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Context like what?

        Because you have had to many partners and can no longer pairibond.

        No. I have had sex with only one man. I use them for attention and money.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >"Context like what?"
          >unironically retarded
          >nevermind

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Well okay!!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because you have had to many partners and can no longer pairibond.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Both genders. Post your most weird/uncommon/autistic/whatever interests and hobbies.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I am politically active, that is pretty autistic I guess

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I shoot 35mm and own a collection of 8 vintage cameras (a mixture of SLRs and point and shoots, plus one cool Minolta underwater camera), two DSLRs, a nice Fujica mirrorless and a collection of about 20 lenses for use throughout the collection. Also two old Polaroid cameras and one new Polaroid camera.

      When not in use the collection lives on display on some shelves in my living area next to 2000 points of Sisters of Battle and about 50-60 fantasy/scifi books.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Photography, including film is pretty normie thing.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          My spare bedroom is set up as a darkroom.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Not very normie anymore. Most normie film shooters use public darkrooms if they do lab work. Still far from my autism.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >far from my autism.
              Do share.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >CB-radio
                >Shortwave radio
                >Pirate radios, old broadcasting gear
                >Slow scan TV
                >Pipe tobacco including growing and blending tobacco myself
                >Nutrition including nutrition for dogs
                >Bookplate collecting specializing in pre ww2 bookplates

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >CB-radio
                >Shortwave radio
                >Pirate radios, old broadcasting gear
                >Slow scan TV
                >Pipe tobacco including growing and blending tobacco myself
                incredibly based

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Birds, cartoons, Kirby, Vocaloid, I Spy books.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I used to collect vintage maps, not anymore because I don't have anywhere to put them and they're collecting dust in my attic.
      I also like vintage photos.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      F. Sex toy collecting.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Charlie?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I don't get the reference, but flesh tone silicone dildos are so boring.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Charlie has a YouTube channel and is the proud owner of the biggest dildo namely: the Moby Huge (as seen in the picture). He has done quite some videos surrounding the beauty. I left an example below:

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I have giant, novelty dildos, but that one doesn't even seem fun to own. Like at least I can sort of use the crazy ones in interesting ways. He's just treating it like a meme and it makes me very mad.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Well such a huge dildo is a meme tbh

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I know. It makes a joke of the actual big toys that are genuinely fun to collect, own, and fruitlessly attempt to use.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Not gonna lie that would be kind of hot in a girl

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't matter, I'd never show a guy what's at the bottom of the bin in my closet. I don't trust anyone's reactions to weird sex toys. I don't want to be crucified by a guy I'm dating.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Understandable

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Do people actually like him? He's monotone as fuck and isn't entertaining.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Obviously, he has a big audience. Besides people like his dry and witty humor like me. I could understand why it is not everyone's cup of a tea though and a lot people would not get certain references he gives.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                He has a punchable face.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Everyone has one actually

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Post your most autistic interest
      Talking to you people

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Unrelated to this reply, but why are women unfunny compared to men?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I don't know why you tacked this onto my reply, and I've known plenty of funny girls, but maybe the genders are just generally wired different so have different senses of humor or proclivities to it? Nothing wrong with that

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah why did you tack the reply?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Why did you tack my tack you tack, just tack off, tacking he

              I told my mom that im never getting married and she’s angry

              Why can’t she just worry about herself ugh

              Normies gonna normie
              Just try to reassure and demonstrate to her you're happy with your life and choices etc., and hopefully she'll get over it - you're not obligated to marry
              Marriage is an antiquated and entrapping institution particularly in the 21st century but I digress

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Could be, thought it was something more culturally

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Could definitely be a large cultural component too, good point

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Because men had to evolve to have quick thinking and trickery, to hunt and trick/trap/kill large animals for food. Women had no use for that, and evolved to remember the location of mature fruit trees and spot ripe berries and mushrooms and toxic markings on bugs as they foraged. Now men are funny and women are critical. Such is life.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            > humor is a predatory skill
            Good luck taking down that wooly mammoth with humorous barbs and iambic witticisms.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              what wooly mammoth, feel free to join us in modern day anytime.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                No I meant that you ar

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >wooly mammoths are extinct
              >humans are still laughing
              megafauna totally, completely, convincingly, assuredly, clearly, effectively, utterly destroyed
              lol

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I think it's more like humor demonstrates wit and ability to navigate social dynamics.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Well yeah that too, I mostly meant that they evolved quick thinking and that kind of lumps into being able to come up with what to say in the right moment and what to do in any situation and whatnot. In my experience, men are great conversationalists and can steer a bad situation into a better direction, women not so much... But women in conversation often disclose useful information on where to find cheap resources and how to stretch those resources (again, just my experience)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sometimes I go entire days without consooming media except for massage asmr

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        (m) What exactly is asmr, and how does it differ from ordinary audio fiction? I've listened to some pornographic "asmr" and have been pleasantly surprised by the quality of the stories: they much, much more closely capture what I actually fantasize about in a sexual encounter than any video pornography ever has. Nevertheless, I still don't understand what makes them "asmr."

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          ASMR stands for autonomous sensory meridian response. Basically tingles that get triggered by noises. I don’t watch porn ones, although 99% of asmr has coombait videos attached to it. The pretty girls are nice, but I enjoy it for the sounds. It is connected to sexual responses though, people don’t know that. I like tapping because I can feel the airwaves.

          I listen to this on repeat

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Male
      Weirdest is cryptozoological taxidermy
      I'm not very active with it though. I was going to post a more active hobby but aside from rarely drawing and writing, I don't actually do anything.
      ...and now I'm sad. But I'm going to brew coffee soon, so there's that.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        *siiiiiiiiiip*

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I make an mspaint webcomic for like 10-20 readers. Note that I cannot draw or write for shit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      is it a red flag if I think samurai swords are the coolest shit ever
      I don't wanna be those fat weebs who buys a katana because of anime but they're so cool

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't wanna be those fat weebs who buys a katana because of anime
        why not? also just eat healthy/workout

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not fat but I really like anime and samurai swords as well bit if I bought one I'd just be the weeb stereotype

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >if I bought one I'd just be the weeb stereotype
            who gives a fuck lol, if you actually care that much just hide it when you have someone over

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Can I ask why you like samurai swords? And if you bought one would it just be a display item or would you shell out big bucks for a legitimate sword?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I'm autistic

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Can I ask why you like samurai swords?
              swords in general are cool and I had this samurai movie phase (and also anime)
              >if you bought one would it just be a display item or would you shell out big bucks for a legitimate sword?
              real ones to display would seem cool but they're expensive

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I worked a 11 hour day in 100 degree weather yesterday. I was also working really hard because mu company is pushing me to get this project done by Friday, but they only pay me 19 bucks an hour

    This morning I feel like shit. I feel completely drained and like depressed almost. It’s gonna be 90 degrees again

    I’m wondering if I should call off. If I don’t get the job done this week I’ll lose out on a lot of bonus money but I almost don’t care. I feel like a slave for them now and like I’ve been pushing myself way too hard for nothing.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I would call in late if necessary and go hang out in a grocery store drink cooler sipping coffee for an hour before coming in. That's me.
      I'm going to go work in a hot factory today in 90 degree weather and I make less than $19 an hour and wil never get any bonuses.

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Both genders: what does your ideal first date look like?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      M. We go ice skating, hold hands, ditch it when we're cold to grab nuggets and drive to this nice riverside spot I know to talk shit and make out gently.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds really nice

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Thank.

          F. I have a thing for going to ikea and playing married couple, but beside that: a walk or rollerskating at a park, grabbing milkshakes and sitting at a nice spot to banter. Maybe k i s s.

          Cute. Malm is fucking ugly though. I'm more of a N O R D M E L A kinda guy.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            NORDMELA is a cutie, I get ya.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      M
      Out for dinner with good food, then to a chill pub to play pool

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He said ideal not basic.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I'm a simple man, anything more elaborate wouldn't be realistic, niche hobbies n stuff

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      F. I have a thing for going to ikea and playing married couple, but beside that: a walk or rollerskating at a park, grabbing milkshakes and sitting at a nice spot to banter. Maybe k i s s.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >F. I have a thing for going to ikea and playing married couple
        On the first date? Ok i want to hear the mental process for this.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It's funny and has a lot of potential if we have good chemistry, I like IKEA and I can judge you negatively if you tell me you like the black MALM like every other basic boi.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            malm is shit in every color available, and tbf 70% of ikea furniture looks bad

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Deez nuts look bad on your chin

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Don't put them there then

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I see you on every thread almost lately. You are not funny, add something of value man. I think you are a degenerate with nothing going on his life wanting responses like I give you now. No one likes you. You remind me of this skit btw:

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I see deez nuts on your chin

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I did like the white one 10 years ago, but I agree these days it's not my thing anymore.
              Every guy I know had the black malm bed.

              What kind of clothing pieces do you find attractive on men?

              Nice fitting pants that don't bunch at the bottom.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Watch a movie at home, point and laugh at all obvious propaganda

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      eh, just have a pub feed and get to know one another. fun stuff is for when we've determined we actually enjoy each others' company.

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Would a female jesus be called a femus?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No, she'd be called Jesa.

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of clothing pieces do you find attractive on men?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I have a weirdly specific attraction to this type of jacket.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can a guy get away with being shy and land a girlfriend if he’s hot

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      M.
      No bro

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >husband is on a work trip abroad
    >he can't give me a massage
    >he can't eat dinner with me
    >he can't fuck me
    >he can't cuddle me
    >he can't hug me
    >he can't go shopping with me
    >he can't watch TV with me
    It's been 2 months now and there's one remaining month and I'm already missing him so hard. Is it normal or am I clingy?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's normal to miss your husband, yes lol

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      3 month work trip? Jesus. I thought work trips were like a weekend.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He's an architect, they're building some tower in the Emirates

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >3 months abroad
      He has probably cheated on you many times at this point

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Don't project your insecurity degenerate NEET dipshit

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Men cheat massively even on normal, weekend work trips, let alone 3 months trips

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Cope

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, I've been in a ldr and the 2-3 month mark was always the hardest (we never went over 3 months apart)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That's normal. The worst part is getting used to it about 5-6 months in.

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    M
    My eye is always drawn to exposed cleavages and i feel bad about it. I try not to look but without fail i happen to ctach my eyes darting there now and then. Do women find it offensive? I don't stare or anything but it's hard not to look at all.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Quick glance is inevitable, so they're used to it... you're probably fine

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Women, why do you use social media and how? Excluding LULZ in this case I mean more normie platforms like: TikTok, Snapchat and Instagram for example

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      To pass time when I'm in public and I didn't bring a book. I browse instagram for like 10 minutes or so a day, usually. I don't really post unless I do something really cool, last time I posted was last summer.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What of value is there on Instagram? I don't get it.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Pictures of foxes and dogs, cool places my friends visited.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The only value I can think of for Instagram is that a lot of artists post new work on there and it's a good way to support them... buy their new painting, new tiki mug design, new fabric design, whatever

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, I have a female friend who makes art and shares it on Instagram and really likes it for gaining financial support.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sharing my hobbies and interests.
      Sharing nice moments with friends and family.
      Not sure I understand the how part. I take out my phone and hit the buttons

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Do you not feel having little to talk about with people because you post what you do? This is my main gripe

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t understand that mindset. How would that even work? Let’s say I go hiking/camping over the weekend. There will be at most 5 photos and maybe a 1min video. How does that take away from the 48-72hours of my experience?
          Also having these photos and videos to look back on actually help me remember them more, so I would have more to talk about. And sometimes people see the stuff I’ve posted and ask about those experiences. I don’t see how sharing something takes stuff away or lessen my experience

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You are right, it was a stupid analogy. I understand what you mean

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Now I am curious though, what exactly is your gripe?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Having a lot of personal information be shared with people who you might want to keep it from. Since often people you like, but not like like followed my Instagram when I had one.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Sure. But you can choose not to share those things. I also have private information I keep off social media. Most people draw the line somewhere do what does it really matter, or what is the gripe? That you like it all or nothing and would like other people to be the same? Feel like we are getting further away from what actually bothers you about this

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why are men so upset when a girl tells them to put on a condom? They're uncomfortable for us too, we would prefer to feel your skin than rubber but it's fucking necessary.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I am so disappointed that no one answered this... I genuinely want to know what I'm supposed to do when he doesn't want me to go on mood-altering birth control, but also doesn't want a baby, but also still wants to fuck, what do I do with that other than listen to him complain about the condom and ruin the mood when I don't like condoms either, lol. Oh well

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        If you were my gf, I'd suggest that we get married and start a family. I have the money, the career, and the stability to do just that.
        Actually, now that I have the money, the career, and the stability, a family is the last personal accomplishment I have left to achieve, so it's the top of my priority list.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >I am so disappointed that no one answered this
        sorry I would answer but I'm a virgin
        I'd rather wear a condom than make someone take bc tho

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I think there's like a spermicide ring or t insert you can get to have a built-in birth control, it lasts a few months i think. No pills, no condoms, only fun. Maybe look into that. He's an asshole tho.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You are such a pathetic loser. Use a condom homosexual. And don't sleep around with women pointlessly catching them all like you playing Pokémon

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >find perfect girl for me
    >we get along great but...
    >she already has le bf, he mogs the shit out of me
    >i'm short, shy and autistic whilst he's tall, charismatic and neurotypical (i facemog/fashionmog him tho)
    how do i not fucking despise him? it feels like he's mocking me just by existing and i definitely feel that we entered into a really subtle and passive aggressive dick measuring contest the couple times we ran into each other, felt like he was looking down his nose at me
    i'd avoid both of them but he's in a pretty prominent band in the music scene that we all met each other in so no choice but to put up with him sometimes
    i fucking hate this guy so much its unreal holy shit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You brought this on yourself by not having enough self-respect to not be in the friendzone. You literally don't have to hang out with people you hate, retard.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        not friendzoned, this happened 2 weeks after i approached her and i've barely spoken to her since but i'm the type to ruminate on shit that makes me insecure, and a girl i felt a massive spark with being taken by some guy that mogs the shit out of me makes me *really* insecure

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    you ever wonder what made a dude choose a profession like gynecology
    like, what made a guy say to himself, yeah I wanna look at pus filled oozing vaginas for a living...

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You make the choice when you're relatively young and think with your dick

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      My friends who went into medschool said they usually specialize as obgyns, so they probably are interested in the whole baby development and birth side more than anything.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Im chatting over a dating app with a girl i like. I caught her on her very first day on that app. Shes introverted, fit, has only 1 real friend and has huge boobs. Any tips to make the best of it?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Be honest but lead with your best traits and hold off on your negative traits.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Women how do you like your kisses?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Long, slow, and not wet.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I just want all the kisses that I can get. Tiny soft kisses on my forehead or 10 minutes make out sessions that leave my face red, I want all of it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The post-fuck forehead kiss is killer for a gf

        Forehead kisses are so underrated. I'm trying to get my bf to give me more. I have so much real estate there, it would be a waste to not use it.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Establish the kissie toll. 1 forehead kiss every time he walks past you.
          The only tax my bf could ever get behind.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            That is an excellent idea.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Thanks, I came up with it all by myself.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >1 forehead kiss and 1 ass squeeze per proximity

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Butt squeezes are owed whenever you walk in front of someone obviously.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I was joking, I'm more of a smack-pinch combo kinda guy.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The post-fuck forehead kiss is killer for a gf

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Mushy kisses like that are unfairly powerful, though.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          They are, lol the post-fuck forehead kiss makes you want to get up and make him some bacon and eggs for breakfast, for real

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Women, why are you meme.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because we are hard to get for bad men so we are seen as mean >:(

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        does that mean I'm a bad man if I can't find a gf?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yes

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            oh..

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          You're literally worse than a pedophile rapist in the eyes of female creatures.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            You post this same image or a variation of it constantly. You know the context this image lacks? The vast majority of women that turned him down. I could easily replicate this with an attractive woman and a group of men, and it would say nothing about the overall male population

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              There are other pics too. These 2 are the most popular.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                A bunch of cherry picked results of bad people being bad people. Plenty of men here say far worse on a daily basis. Should I make these men speakers for you all, and assume every man thinks the way the worst of the worst here do?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You can cope all you want. Female creatures are absolute scum for even replying to men like that and you just know they ghost/block nice, intelligent men who would actually love them.

                God, I can understand the horniness but I can't believe those bimbos fell for such an obvious bait. Are people really this stupid?

                They really are, females especially. The greatest trick that females ever pulled was convince the world that they are virtuous, good, smart people.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >t. Self proclaimed nice guy

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                So you would rather people be pedophiles than nice guys? Thanks for proving my point, retarded homosexual, kek.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I just don’t think you’re a very nice guy

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I am.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong. You’re a bitter, seething man who hates women because it’s easier to blame them for not liking you than it is to blame yourself for being just generally awful

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You don't know me. I've told plenty of stories about my dating life. My purpose here is to educate men who may be blind to the nature of the female creatures.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >the nature of the female creatures.
                You mean like sugar and spice and everything nice?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Nice guys are predator's in another way though. Rapists are opportunists. Nice guys do things with the expectation of a return. Nice guys though, tend to appear desperate and thats never a good look for a man.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                God, I can understand the horniness but I can't believe those bimbos fell for such an obvious bait. Are people really this stupid?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Are people really this stupid?
                yes

                You're literally worse than a pedophile rapist in the eyes of female creatures.

                There are other pics too. These 2 are the most popular.

                This is retarded, if you did the same with a model girl I'm sure you'd still find tons of guys who just want to smash

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                We should make one with a woman admitting that she wants to harvest kidneys. I bet there'd still be takers if the sex comes first.

                The difference is that men don't hide the fact that they would fuck anything that moves. Female creatures are the ones who keep saying that they love nice men, who are male feminists, and who support BLM while they send love letters to serial killers. It's the hypocrisy of females that makes men angry.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                See [...]
                It wouldn't prove anything because it's a known fact that men are lonely because of the high standards of female creatures.

                I'm trading words with you when you think a handful of Tinder thots represent half the planet. There's a pile of dogshit nearby that's more interesting.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You seem to think some of these "female creatures" speak for all women, and that everyone is being hypocritical
                I have a thot friend who just straight-up admits she'll fuck anything that moves if she feels like it

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I'm speaking in general terms.Sure, good females still exist, but they're a minority and most of them are in countries that still know that a female's place is beneath the man.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >a female's place is beneath the man
                k so you're just a sexist lel

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, and not even an interesting one. He just repeats the same dumb shit.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It's how God wanted man and woman to be. Being sexist isn't something evil, like being black or being a pedo, it's the nature of things and females like it too.
                Female rights are one big shit test. They still go for girly jobs and like things that most men don't like, and they still expect men to do the initiating in everything. People are suffering now because the nature's true order is out of place in the civilized world.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            There are other pics too. These 2 are the most popular.

            how hard can it be to fake this?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I don’t doubt the convos are real, I just think that these are a handful of examples that don’t show the vast majority of women who swiped past or reported this guy
              He posts the same 2 images at least once a day trying to prove some point about women, but like I already said you could easily replicate this scenario reversed. Out of spite I might do it tomorrow

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                do it
                I'm always down for some entertainment

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                don't forget to ask about their body count and dating history if you can

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Out of spite I might do it tomorrow
                Consider my suggestion.

                We should make one with a woman admitting that she wants to harvest kidneys. I bet there'd still be takers if the sex comes first.

                A female pedophile, cheating slut, or golddigger isn't going to twitch an eyebrow. You gotta be more dramatic.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                See

                [...]
                The difference is that men don't hide the fact that they would fuck anything that moves. Female creatures are the ones who keep saying that they love nice men, who are male feminists, and who support BLM while they send love letters to serial killers. It's the hypocrisy of females that makes men angry.

                It wouldn't prove anything because it's a known fact that men are lonely because of the high standards of female creatures.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            We should make one with a woman admitting that she wants to harvest kidneys. I bet there'd still be takers if the sex comes first.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I don't think she'd be taken seriously.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                She could ask them the organ donor questions and insist on blood typing first?
                It can't just be "I'm a bad person."
                Maybe if she killed her last two husbands but is running low on money?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                See

                See [...]
                It wouldn't prove anything because it's a known fact that men are lonely because of the high standards of female creatures.

                I already stated why it's a stupid idea.

                [...]
                I'm trading words with you when you think a handful of Tinder thots represent half the planet. There's a pile of dogshit nearby that's more interesting.

                They do nowadays. Dating apps are how most people get into relationships now, dumb fuck. And it's not different from real life, the men who are granted the access of most female flowers are +8/10 Chads, other men have to jump through hundreds of hoops to get close to that. Go outside once in your life, fucking retard.
                /thread

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I apologize for the typo.
                I'm *not* trading words with you. Sorry for the confusion.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, but men aren't going to think she's capable of hurting them. They'll just figure they can fuck and stop her if she tries anything.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I have a gun ready when girl scouts knock on the door. Even toddlers can kill you, never let your guard down.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Do you have a suggestion of a something on the level of that Evil Chad then? Maybe a sufficiently crazy girl? Idk

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          truth is girls don't care about you unless you're their bf.
          and their default view of most men is negative, so by doing nothing, you will automatically be treated with vitriol and negativity.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Anons I really need some just sage words of wisdom tonight, because I already know the solution to my problem: stop caring. But I need some wise words to help me get there
    The summary of the situation I’ve talked about here before: My former business partner and I were very close. We just got each other and had the exact same level of thinking on so many things. There was a mutual crush and some sexual attraction but 99% of it was just us making such a killer ass team together, it was great. After ages of knowing and working with this guy, being there for him through so much, always being the person he could count on, he got into some personal life drama and used me as his scapegoat. Took all the work for our project, stole 5 figures from me, lied about me to everyone we knew
    I bawled for weeks about this, I had never had someone do me so dirty. Especially someone I had put so much effort into being there for. This happened back in March and yet I’m still stuck on it, I’m still hurting from it, and angry. I want him to feel guilty but I know he doesn’t. I want an apology that I know will never come. I want him to face some sort of karma that I know he never will. I want to stop caring but it kills me to think about everything that happened. Tell me anything to help me start getting the fuck over it already because I’m tired of caring. Whether it be a personal anecdote, general advice, or anything to talk some sense into me

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Kill him.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you were a retard, he never fell for you, there was no mutual crush, and there was no sexual attraction, there was just you falling for a guy who you thought had a thing for you

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I told my mom that im never getting married and she’s angry

    Why can’t she just worry about herself ugh

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Women, am I right goys?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I’m a woman who asked the question tho

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          and?

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a very nice guy. 🙂

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Kys

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        why would I do that?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Because I hate you and the world revolves around me obviously :]

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            that's cool, might do it for you when I feel like it someday.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Cheers Evan. I almost want to forgive you for your awkward presentation in primary school

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                and you've lost me, who's Evan?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Don't play games with me Evan. It is me your buddy Chris!

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Joe?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Joe want deez nuts on your chin?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                ligma balls

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Man got testicular cancer HAHAHA

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                poor lad

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous
              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Keem out of context
                Still I wonder what mental illness he has kek. Dude will clearly stoop to any lows, flip out and fuck people over just for attention lol

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I think it is an act tbh. He is crazy but I am sure he exaggerates his anger and shit

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                How is this guy always here

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                How are deez nuts always on your chin?

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ladies of /atoga/,
    Why are women so lovely? I mean, flowers were nice, and the sunrise is beautiful, but women outdo them all.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Idk, I agree with you. Also nohomo.

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Shy girl and I met at our old job back in January and we became like best "friends" super super fast, we just had such high chemistry. I had zero doubts she really liked me and we even went out twice although it was fairly platonic. It was basically an "almost relationship". The issue is two fold, neither of us expressed our feelings verbally which is fine as long as we showed them imo, and two the reason we didn't was clear. She has a boyfriend.
    She talked down on him two or three times, not much. But she clearly wasn't ready to let him go. As far as I was concerned she was reciprocating my actions, and emotional cheating was occuring but I know she'd never sexually cheat nor would I let it. I know it's shitty either way, but I cannog describe the insane connection we had. Also she didn't tell me until like a week into us really getting close anyways.

    Fast forward to lately, about 2 months ago she left the job, and got another job and when she left my job, her communication plummeted about a week after. Things were great the last day and escalating a little. Anyways, I think she pulled back a bit out of guilt and confusion, and her boyfriend probably questioned it.

    Anyways, she still responds extremely fast to all my texts, and the responses aren't just one word or seem disinterested, but we don't talk very long. I sent her a Snapchat and we talked a few pictures, then I just said "is it cool if I come visit you at work?" and she responded "I don't see why not I just chill here" and I sarcastically replied with a smiling picture "don't show so much enthusiasm" and she replied with a smile "I'm just telling you lol"."
    She would always act like this when I offered to go out in the past, she would be like "Yeah I don't see why not", and then we'd go out.

    Her messages come across as a little weird and almost kinda sad or scared now though. She is shy and introvert, but idk. I genuinely feel she's suppressing her feelings for me because her boyfriend?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Stop posting about this girl.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        My man went INNNN
        - black twitter

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Your office wife is not your girlfriend, and you shouldn't get the two mixed up.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That term is hella stupid. It's just the woman leading da bro on without offering anything more. But I been had a work wife too.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Office wives are real. I've had a few, and they were marvelous—you just have to remember that they aren't romantic partners in any way. Remember that one caveat, and you can boost each other's productivity through the roof.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >you can boost each other's productivity through the roof
            corporate shill

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              What did you think an office wife was for, decoration?

              I wish it was romantic tho. I still wanted to get my dick wet.

              It's not and you need to remember that it's not. There's a line between office husbandry and workplace sexual harassment, and you're looking to cross it.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I wish it was romantic tho. I still wanted to get my dick wet.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerence

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      tl;dr, but this bit stuck out to me
      >and she responded "I don't see why not I just chill here" and I sarcastically replied with a smiling picture "don't show so much enthusiasm" and she replied with a smile "I'm just telling you lol"."
      cringe. she's literally just telling you, you don't have to make a thing of it, like she has to roll out the red carpet. you come off as insecure and in need of validation with the added comment.
      the phrase "i don't see why not" is just a bantzy way of saying "yes"

      >because her boyfriend?
      double cringe. like i said, tl;dr, but if you're sniffing after this girl you're barking up the wrong tree.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I don't want a relationship I want a fuck buddy
    How do I obtain one?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      if you're a girl
      just go out side
      if you're a guy
      work out, be rich, be witty, good looking and all that sort of stuff

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Just put yourself out there a lot in social situations with thots; Tinder, bars, nightclubs, college clubs/events, all that jazz. Make friends but flirt and get close to them. It's way easier to get FWB than a relationship in 2022

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I have a lot of social anxiety. Despite the fact that I have been with a lot of women, most of them have been through tinder, and I am very nervous around them and have a very difficult time approaching them.

    In public it’s so hard for me to find things to say. I don’t even know what to talk about. Or how to act. However, this is something that weighs on me heavily and I really want to figure it out and conquer it so I can atleast be a little more social

    Is it just a matter of fucking up and trying over and over again until I don’t feel nervous? Should I just like go out by myself and try talking to people even if it’s terrifying and I end up making an idiot of myself?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes
      It’s scary but you need to do it anyway
      Just YOLO and get the fuck out there

  26. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How do you fall in love with a girl?
    It's never happened before and I don't knw what to do.
    I think women are hot but I've never asked one out simply because if I don't feel anything I don't see the point

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm craving cigarettes despite not smoking in months. Should I buy a pack?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      smogers, lmaoomoo

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      no just get pocky

      What horror movie should I watch tomorrow?

      just browse /LULZ/ that's enough of a horror

      I thought work husbands/wives eventually turned into fucking each other?

      if they're like single normalfags in their 20s, often
      if they're older and married with kids not usually

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What horror movie should I watch tomorrow?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      My video diary tbh

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The Notebook.

        Funnily similar answers. I've never seen the Notebook though so maybe I'll watch that sometime.

        The Shining, watched it recentely and it is pretty good. Breakdown is my all time favorite although it is more of thriller than horror movie

        I've seen the Shining, but not Breakdown. I'll keep that in mind. If it's a Thriller though, I need something more horror. I am going to watch Rosemary's Baby today, as the other thread anon suggested.

        Pick a random Friday the 13th movie and write your thoughts on it down in a journal when you're done watching it.

        Oh what I would give to watch them all again for the first time...

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Breakdown has definitely horror aspects but not in the typical sense of monsters. I can't explain it well without spoiling the movie

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Can confirm all time underrated movie

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The Shining, watched it recentely and it is pretty good. Breakdown is my all time favorite although it is more of thriller than horror movie

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The Notebook.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Pick a random Friday the 13th movie and write your thoughts on it down in a journal when you're done watching it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Cube

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Cube deez nuts on your chin

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen Cube, but you reminded me I never finished Hypercube, so I should go do that.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I’ve watched them all multiple times. Idek why. They’re fun allegories, but not really the greatest cinema by any stretch of the imagination. Something about those movies is just comfy, kinda the same feel I get on 4chin.

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I thought work husbands/wives eventually turned into fucking each other?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      they do, unless you're like a super goober

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I told my mom that im never getting married and she’s angry

    Why can’t she just worry about herself ugh

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      because you are the part of her that lives on when she dies

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      She wants what’s best for you and sees you giving up on women as wasted potential

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Every ancestor of yours back to primordial slime had sex and reproduced, which is why you exist. If you don't, you will be the first and last and only failure in that unbroken chain between the beginning of life and its end in your selfish narcissism.

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Girls, I fear you

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's okay we fear them too, but for different reasons

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Girls if you asked for instructions on how to suck dick better would you be terribly offended if your bf also sent you an amateur porn video of a good blowjob?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Male here: why wouldn't you take the time to give her in-person tips on exactly what drives you wild? Are you afraid to tell her? Are you ashamed to ask for what you want? Are you embarrassed to use "dirty" words when talking to her?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Not OP but I guess because it's hard to mimic a girl that seems to suck good on a video

        Not so much offended as just plain scared-off because I would never feel like I could live up to someone's expectations if I know they watch a lot of porn and I wouldn't want to be with that person, it's a problem I gotta deal with though because literally everyone watches it now unfortunately

        >I could live up to someone's expectations if I know they watch a lot of porn
        It's just one video, doesn't mean much imo

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I asked because I've had trouble in the past verbalizing the things I've wanted. Even if I really want a girl to give me a blowjob, I can't bring myself to ask her for that. I'll resort to euphemism and periphrasis at best; at worst I'll clam up and leave her guessing as to what I want. When it comes to something like giving her specific directions on what I'd like her to do during something like a blowjob, I have zero capacity for expressing myself, and I recognize that as a defect I need to address, not avoid. Showing a video seems like it would be a way for me to ask for something without words, and, while it might lead to amazing oral action, it wouldn't improve my shame-driven inability to communicate sexual desires. That's why I asked the original anon about that: I'd be afraid that I'd be trying to take the easy way out by showing a girl what I wanted instead of learning to communicate it.
          Ladies, would you regard it as shameful if a man told you what he wanted you to do during a blowjob? Am I right to feel shame at that?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            It’s awkward, sure, but not shameful. I want to make you feel good, and communication is essential.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Not so much offended as just plain scared-off because I would never feel like I could live up to someone's expectations if I know they watch a lot of porn and I wouldn't want to be with that person, it's a problem I gotta deal with though because literally everyone watches it now unfortunately

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, if I wanted to look at porn I could just google it lol

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Both genders, would you fat shame people if it was socially acceptable again? I would personally, we need it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      M
      I never stopped doing it, so this questions is stupid

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't care about what other people do.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Do you not care about your family, friends and other loved ones? You must be insane

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, I kind of don't.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Just go to /fph/ if that’s what tickles your pickle

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      M, I'm with

      I don't care about what other people do.

      I could give less of a fuck what random people do with their bodies

      What am I supposed to do when my girlfriend criticizes her looks and is down on herself? I always make an effort to deny those things and tell her how wrong she is, how I think she looks, but lately it seems like it falls on deaf and ears. I don't know if she trusts my opinion of her despite how high of an opinion it is and I don't know what to say anymore.

      I just want her to be happy. In general, about herself, and the way she looks.

      Is she getting any help herself if her self-esteem's that low? You can only emotionally support and reassuee her so much

      >hit it off with girl but she's seeing someone else
      >lose touch
      >ff 4 months
      >try and run into her and catch up, see if she's stopped seeing the other guy
      >if they've broken up, ask her out
      based or cucked?

      If you end up talking you her again, you can cheekily ask her out, but don't force it

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        She's not depressed, it comes in waves I think. She told me she slides more towards those kinds of thoughts when she's on her period.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      M
      echo

      M
      I never stopped doing it, so this questions is stupid

      I don't like being mean to people but i think that pushing the body positivity bullshit too far is just unhealthy, fat people should be perfectly aware their condition isn't fine and can be fixed, that there is plenty of help they can get in order to reach a healthy body fat ratio. The opposite is also true for people too thin/borderline anorexic, they should also get some sort of help, it's fucked up it's not treated the same.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      F. No. It doesn't help them, it doesn't help me, it doesn't help people who listen to us. I don't agree with body positivity even and "healthy at every weight", it's just a shitty thing to do.

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >hit it off with girl but she's seeing someone else
    >lose touch
    >ff 4 months
    >try and run into her and catch up, see if she's stopped seeing the other guy
    >if they've broken up, ask her out
    based or cucked?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Cucked. You come across desperate and as if you waited for it. You obviously did not move on when you lost touch

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What am I supposed to do when my girlfriend criticizes her looks and is down on herself? I always make an effort to deny those things and tell her how wrong she is, how I think she looks, but lately it seems like it falls on deaf and ears. I don't know if she trusts my opinion of her despite how high of an opinion it is and I don't know what to say anymore.

    I just want her to be happy. In general, about herself, and the way she looks.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Sternly tell her to knock it off

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Shut her up with a kiss. She'll love it. 🙂

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Just turn the situation around on her. When she says "I need to lose weight," do not argue with her or counter with anything. Simply say, "Well, I think you're wrong, but I will hide the cookies from you anyways and stop buying you fast food." Lol it will work.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >you have good eyesight, at least

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Tell her that you don't want her to beat herself up for nothing and that there's endless beauty in and outside of her, whether she can see it or not.

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [deleted post]

    Cmon bro, you know space is fake.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Based and LULZpilled

      Hi, 5'7 here. Richer than you will ever be even after stealing some guys money in a divorce, and also never trusting whores, all women are whores including your moms, used for fucking only and then discarding.

      Compensating for something eh lad?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I know that I don’t know-pilled and inflammatory anonymous hacker known as LULZ-pilled

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hi, 5'7 here. Richer than you will ever be even after stealing some guys money in a divorce, and also never trusting whores, all women are whores including your moms, used for fucking only and then discarding.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What is your question?

  38. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It’s an extremely hot week where I am. I have an outdoors job, and all that’s keeping me going is imagining how sweaty women must be outside, and how delicious licking their sweat from their bodies would be.
    My sister asked me how I can stand to work outdoors in this weather. Should I tell her my real reason or make something up?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      boring.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You think so?

        You can find a middle-ground and make an off-hand coomer joke like "well seeing girls in shorts and crop tops does give me a little motivation boost haha"

        Yeah, good idea. The heat is frying my brain, that’s why I felt I had to check here if it was a good thing to say or not, lol. She’s my older sister so we can tell semi-lewd jokes to each other. I’ll do this.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You can find a middle-ground and make an off-hand coomer joke like "well seeing girls in shorts and crop tops does give me a little motivation boost haha"

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If a guy was perfect in every way but had a rare genetic disorder that made him smell bad would you still be with him

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Gamers, rise up!

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The best part about being pregnant is the fact that you'll never have to drink alone

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Girls
    Does watching a dick cum, turn you on?
    Do you prefer more or less cum?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes
      More of course

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Do you fell that most girls feel the same way?
        Also would a bigger dick be even more of a turn on?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I am not sure about that, I think most girls I have heard seem kind of ambivalent to cum in general. But I assume even for them, unless they hate it, that more would be better than less because it just seems healthier and more virile and like he is having a better orgasm. As for the big dick thing, no, I am put off by what guys typically think of as big dicks.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >I think most girls I have heard seem kind of ambivalent to cum in general.
            Alright so it’s more of a case by case thing
            >no, I am put off by what guys typically think of as big dicks.
            So you like bigger dicks, but only YOUR idea of a bigger dick? So like average to slightly above average?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >So like average to slightly above average?
              Yeah that sounds about right

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                So what does that actually look like?(in inches/cm)
                I think girls generally don’t know how big a dick is based on looks alone.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I honestly couldn't tell you, I have no concept of numbers when it comes to this, only what visually looks good to me.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Ok last 2 questions:
                1. Do you think most girls feel the same way about dick size as you do? (Average to slightly above is ideal)

                2.weird question, but is there any image of a dick you find good looking on google so I can better understand where your coming from?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >1.
                Yes I do. Size queens do exist, but men (gay and straight) are way, way more into big dicks than women.
                >2.
                kek I mean I can try and see if I can link an image from another board, but at the moment I have none.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Yes I do. Size queens do exist, but men (gay and straight) are way, way more into big dicks than women.
                Funny how this works lol. Thank you for your insight
                >kek I mean I can try and see if I can link an image from another board, but at the moment I have none
                Yea it’s an odd question, but it might be easier to find a pornstar with an ideal dick so it would be easy for me to lookup. Whatever you do will be appreciated

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >don't want to look at male porn stars
                >go to /aco/ to see if can find any nice penises in the femporn thread
                >the femporn thread is gone
                >get sad
                At least there is a symbiote thread that has some nice stuff. No good examples of penises though, sorry anon.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I appreciate the effort, thanks again

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Here I checked /h/ and this is pretty good

                [deleted post]

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Awesome, you’ve been very helpful. Thank you

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Depends
      More

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Depends on what?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          If I want to see it or not

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    im great at this game weffriddles.com but im terrible at women.

    why?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      because woman play too many games

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why am I comfortable with having orbiters and simps but can’t see myself ever having a bf

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      boring.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You're afraid of commitment and meaningful relationships, more precisely, you're afraid of meaningful relationships you have to put effort in to maintain.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I do have relationships with these guys though

        I still think about like two of my orbiters from yrs ago. They were good friends

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Let me guess; you're insecure, you have difficulties with intimacy and commitment, you're afraid to be truly open and vulnerable with someone, allow yourself to be loved and pursue something real with real, unfamiliar responsibilities and consequences, while you wrestle with your emotions and are already overwhelmed with the demands of day to day life and future pressured, looking to escapism and straightforward sources of validation, while staying in your comfort zone safety bubble where you can't be hurt or thrown into a scary situation. How much did I get right?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Like 50%

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because a bf requires you to give back affection, and not just take it?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe
        I don’t get it tho bc im a loving person

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Do you ever wonder the impact that some of the shit you say/advise her might have of people? Like what's the thing you've said to someone that's changed their thoughts/actions and had the biggest butterfly effect on how things turned out for them? What if there are kids in existence that wouldn't otherwise be if you hadn't said "just ask her out broo" or something on a drunken shitposting spree? Pretty trippy to think about

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I know JH licked a guy's glasses because of me, I'm still not sure if that's a joke or not, I hope it's a joke.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        She filtered a soifed homosexual and the joke is on him

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      We are the world

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        We are the people

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Girls, how do you perceive men that chat without emojis?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Oh i wanna know this too, i rarely use them

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        If you can't xD with me, do you even really love me?

        I don't want to force myself to use this or the classical emojis except if I'm being super ironic

        ECKS DEE IN THE CHAT BROS

        I just moved to an exurb full of boomers. The social committee consists of nobody under 55. Every single one of them uses multiple emojis as punctuation in every line of text.
        The boomers appropriated the emojiis.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          lol xD that is jokes tbh xP

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          xDDD top haha
          the boomers are using emojis just as gen alpha stopped using them entirely except for ironic purposes.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If you can't xD with me, do you even really love me?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I don't want to force myself to use this or the classical emojis except if I'm being super ironic

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          :'(

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        ECKS DEE IN THE CHAT BROS

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        oh i use XD

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          lol I posted here recently about how some woman I was messaging didn't know what xD meant

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I use emotes like GUI was just invented and I wanna be cool B^]

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Positively.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Preferable
      Emojis make me cringe

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ladies of /atoga/,
    Is the most frequently asked question that men ask "What is the best dick size?"
    Is that actually the most important question you are asked?
    If you could make all men in the world aware of the answer to what question, what would it be?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Is the most frequently asked question that men ask "What is the best dick size?"
      Lately it's more "why do you hate introverted guys?".
      >Is that actually the most important question you are asked?
      I hope not.
      >If you could make all men in the world aware of the answer to what question, what would it be?
      "It doesn't matter, when I find out how big your dick is I'm already sold on sucking it".

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >"It doesn't matter, when I find out how big your dick is I'm already sold on sucking it".
        I think a lot of guys already understand this, but we want to know how much it matters BEFORE that point. Will a girl find you more/less attractive if you have a bigger/smaller weiner

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          it's actually after the dick has been sucked and the moment has passed.
          most people will think about past relationships before marriage.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I doubt dick size actually matters, it’s more about experience.

            >but we want to know how much it matters BEFORE that point. Will a girl find you more/less attractive if you have a bigger/smaller weiner
            how will you ever measure this if the woman hasn't seen your dick before that point...it's an impossible scenario

            By telling the woman?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >but we want to know how much it matters BEFORE that point. Will a girl find you more/less attractive if you have a bigger/smaller weiner
          how will you ever measure this if the woman hasn't seen your dick before that point...it's an impossible scenario

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >but we want to know how much it matters BEFORE that point
          It doesn't matter because I don't know. Unless you walk up to me and tell me "My dick is 4 inches", I have no way of knowing how big your dick is until I see you naked. And when I see you naked, I'm happy that you have a dick I can suck, that's it.

          >"It doesn't matter, when I find out how big your dick is I'm already sold on sucking it".
          This is actually all men want to hear
          they don't care about their dick being small
          they care about not being attractive to their gf
          Why are girls so much more comfortable with their breast size? Sure there's some insecurity but not on the scale of 'peepee too small might as well kms'

          >Why are girls so much more comfortable with their breast size?
          Most women aren't happy with their boobs anon.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            That’s exactly what I’m talking about.
            How differently would you look at a guy if he let slip/or you heard from a friend that his dick is 4 inches/6inches/8inches?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I'd be more concerned about the fact that he goes around talking about the size of his dick than the size of his dick.
              I can't imagine caring that much. Obviously it'd be a slight positive if it was around 6", a slight negative if it was very small or very big, but ultimately no dick size is a dealbreaker.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Obviously it'd be a slight positive if it was around 6", a slight negative if it was very small or very big, but ultimately no dick size is a dealbreaker.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >tfw only 6'

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                woah there, long dick Johnson in the flesh

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >it'd be a slight positive if it was around 6"
                Let’s gooo
                I understand the scenario isn’t common, I’m just asking about the perception women have on it, when not taking into account whether she already wants to fuck or not.

                honestly what kind of person tells his friends what size his dick is
                >tfw i know my chad cousin actually has a small dick

                I know it’s a crazy scenario but consider this:
                >guy has sex with girl
                >girl tells her friend about the guys dick size

                What does the 2nd girl think of that guy based on his dick size?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              honestly what kind of person tells his friends what size his dick is
              >tfw i know my chad cousin actually has a small dick

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              M
              met most of my friends through team sports, everybody knows everyone's junk, nobody cares in the slightest

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >if he let slip
              "Why is this weirdo trying to subtly let me know his dick length? Weird."
              >you heard from a friend
              "Why is this weirdo telling me this? Weird and gay."

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Most women aren't happy with their boobs anon.
            seriously? aw that's so cute
            so you're saying if i get a gf i should just randomly grab her boobs from behind and play with them while telling her i love her breasts and that they're perfect?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              If you want to. I know girls who get very anxious if you touch their boobs. My best friend hates having them played with and only has sex with her bra on.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >and only has sex with her bra on
                How does she have this conversation with a man Does she have a safe word or something?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I think she just tells them "I don't want to take my bra off". It's not much of a conversation.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao, this would make my bf whimper like a puppy if I said that

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                > I don't want to take my bra off

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              If she's comfortable with that, yes
              It's easy to say "oh I don't mind that you're small-chested!" but it's your actions that convince her

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                which is why you actively play with them, that's what would seem to me like an action that is convincing. Like if I'm anxious about the size of my dick but my gf is happily sucking it then I don't think I'd be as anxious anymore.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know about "most frequent" but it's certainly up there.
      No.
      "I don't know, stop asking. Chances are yours is fine and it's not like you can change it anyway."

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    People will compare you to their exes, it's just something they will do, don't date a person with experience

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ok incel

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >don't date a person with experience
      yeah, I don't plan on doing that any time soon.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I've never compared a girl to one of my exes. When I'm with a woman, she's the only thing on my one-track mind. The exes are exes for a reason, and I'm not going to think about them while I'm in happy-fun-sexy-time-land with the current girl. Why would I even want to?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not scared of competition, besides if i'm here and they're not, there must be a good reason.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no, not the dreaded comparino!! I couldn't possibly live with being compared to someone else and have my insecurities challenged and masculinity threatened! I have to groom a virgin in high school to be le #1

      >"It doesn't matter, when I find out how big your dick is I'm already sold on sucking it".
      This is actually all men want to hear
      they don't care about their dick being small
      they care about not being attractive to their gf
      Why are girls so much more comfortable with their breast size? Sure there's some insecurity but not on the scale of 'peepee too small might as well kms'

      >Why are girls so much more comfortable with their breast size?
      First day on the internet or never had female friends huh?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >female friend
        closest two female friends i had became trans
        not sure what that means

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          they hated their tits so much they want them cut off

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            one of them actually did
            she's still depressed as shit..

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          they were probably autistic; are you autistic?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      kay
      cry about it, love isn't real, they're not capable of love.

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >"It doesn't matter, when I find out how big your dick is I'm already sold on sucking it".
    This is actually all men want to hear
    they don't care about their dick being small
    they care about not being attractive to their gf
    Why are girls so much more comfortable with their breast size? Sure there's some insecurity but not on the scale of 'peepee too small might as well kms'

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Why are girls so much more comfortable with their breast size?
      (m) You have to be fucking kidding me. Breast size has been a matter of massive insecurity for every girl I've dated who was less than loudly motorboatable. One was petite but *very* well equipped for her frame, which means that compared to a taller girl she was by volume in inches about the same or a little less than the taller girl. She went into long explanations telling me how she was, for her size, much better endowed than her taller best friend, and I could tell she was insecure about this and had been doing the stereometry to allay her insecurity. She knew mathematically that that she stacked up well in comparison to her friend, but she never really felt it.

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Men have you ever profoundly hated another man or this a feeling you reserve for women only?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      hating is a waste of time, but I think some people should be killed yeah.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I hate anyone who pisses me off, gender doesn't matter

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >be male
    >not insecure about dick size
    >not insecure about being a virgin
    is it really that easy?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, go ahead

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        seems like dudes are just trying to make things harder on themselves

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, depressed people are retarded in my opinion too, like dude, just cheer up.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            TRUE DAT
            Same with BPD Bipolar cunts, get a grip retard, lmao

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            TRUE DAT
            Same with BPD Bipolar cunts, get a grip retard, lmao

            [deleted post]

            I have major anhedonia and i am not a normalfag. i still am not insecure about those things. what is your excuse?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >major anhedonia and i am not a normalfag
              so you're just a depressed edgelord?
              anyway I feel like I'm kind of the opposite to you, I have extreme emotional reactions to everything and start drama and fights etc. for no reason
              why does one need an "excuse"? people are as they are. you can change your behavior/treat your condition or keep being shitty

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                i'm not an edgelord, i have simply learnt to anchor my self-esteem and identity to something that isn't as transient as physical characteristics or body count. The problem with being a virgin isn't that you've not stuck your dick in a hole, its that a typical "virgin" is a dumbass with no sense of eroticism or charm. What matters is simply feeling the other person (if ur an aspie i guess its over then)

                for real though, emotional instability is a physiological problem. Most likely out of whack-hormones like estrogen cause this kind of reaction.
                >people are as they are
                this is the problem, people believe that temporary, fixable issues are actually innate, immutable characteristics, which is false.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >learnt to anchor my self-esteem and identity to something that isn't as transient as physical characteristics or body count
                good for you, I agree everyone should, sometimes easier said than done though
                >emotional instability is a physiological problem. Most likely out of whack-hormones
                in many cases yes (though there can also be a psychological component)
                >people believe that temporary, fixable issues are actually innate, immutable characteristics, which is false
                I agree, but that's not what I said

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >in many cases yes (though there can also be a psychological component)
                i'm at the point where i honestly believe that psychological issues are more a body issue than anything. Seriously, don't underestimate how much of a difference hormones can make to your mental health.
                >I agree, but that's not what I said
                i know, i just wanted to make that point though

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >psychological issues are more a body issue than anything
                of course, a lot of mental health disorders like bipolar and clinical depression have a strong physiological component (hence can be highly hereditary but respondent to medication, and healthy lifestyle habits in general that can help balance hormone/vitamin levels)
                >i just wanted to make that point though
                ok, cool cool, we on on the same page tho

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      congrats you're less mentally ill than most people here

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >be with gf
    >she says she loves me and how tall I am
    >she goes around bragging to her friends that I'm 6'
    >wtf, no I'm not, say I'm 5'10
    >she later breaks up with me saying that I'm not tall enough

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      And then everyone’s asscheeks clapped

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        and with this post, anon has restored the female's reputation

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      b8?

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Men
    Would you mind having your ball sack hold by your gf while asleep?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      no thanks.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      kind cute but just pls don't squeeze it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You can lay your hand on my junk, but not "hold it".
      I'd prefer if you just rest your head on my chest anyways.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      That's fucking weird. Uh, do whatever, just remember to be gentle and don't wake me up.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      A light fondle, maybe even jerking off, that sounds like it'd give pleasant dreams or a nice way to wake up. However she'd better not squeeze hard. But I suppose I trust my gf enough to not do that.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Whatever it takes to get you to spend the night instead of going home after sex.

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Okay anons hear me out:.
    Is it okay to ask out a coworker but she is in a different department?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, I think it's fine. I basically did this once, she declined for personal reasons (despite having a bit of a mutual crush) but we stayed friends

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Risky, but doable. "Don't shit where you eat" doesn't apply if you never actually work together.

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I finally managed to deadlift 2pl8!
    Now where do I exchange that for a qt girlfriend?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      lightweight!!!!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I know but I'm doing what I can, I'm finally eating better and feeling like I'm actually getting stronger.
        Next stop is 80kg bench.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          keep it up

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Men
    What do you jerk off to?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      abstract ideas like success and money and power

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Hot women?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the illusion of intimacy.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      tummies

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Giantess fanfiction

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >What do you jerk off to?
      just jerked off to the fantasy of Scanty and Kneesocks dominating the shit out of me

    • 1 week ago
      crowd favorite

      2d>3dpd
      demons and succubi are common tropes in my hentai

      I asked my bf for a chanel bag

      Ama

      >asked
      why are you gay?
      why don't you have his credit card in your pirse

      Are you the same stay-at-home gf anon with a rich bf from the other day?

      >stay-at-home gf
      lol

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >>stay-at-home gf
        >lol
        Kek true I haven't thought about how ridiculous that sounds

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      women with round boobas, a few times with pov/vr so I feel like I'm the guy but I coom only if I can see her boobs or if she has a cute face from a blowjob

  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Was looking through some of my old chat logs and came up on a girl that used to chat with me back in 2019
    just realized I literally ghosted her, and her last message was her saying that she wanted to show me something cute, and then she sent me a pic of me
    ouch.

  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Are all Australians Chads?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Agreed

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Even Australian nerds are Chads.

  58. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I asked my bf for a chanel bag

    Ama

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      how do I get a gf.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Do you have friends and hobbies?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          No friends
          Hobbies get a maybe

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I never understood that. How is it supposed to be funny?

        Are you the same stay-at-home gf anon with a rich bf from the other day?

        Yes. Hi 🙂

        No friends
        Hobbies get a maybe

        If you’re in college then join clubs. Outside of college then try physical hobbies like hiking groups, crossfit, volunteering, meetup.com

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It's a tongue twister but it's also a question and you said to ask you anything

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Are you the same stay-at-home gf anon with a rich bf from the other day?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Is he a simp?

      Anyone, when you get a bf / gf how long does it roughly take before you are having sex?

      Just got a gf and i'm kinda wondering, we've just started dating after being friends and only "dated" twice. I dont need to have sex nor am i desperate, i'm wondering how long it kind of takes for most people.

      Most people I dated wanted to have sex before becoming bf/gf but they were also thots

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      My boyfriend offers to buy me design bags all the time. I tell him to stop spending money on retarded shit.

  59. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone, when you get a bf / gf how long does it roughly take before you are having sex?

    Just got a gf and i'm kinda wondering, we've just started dating after being friends and only "dated" twice. I dont need to have sex nor am i desperate, i'm wondering how long it kind of takes for most people.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      As soon as you are official you should be having sex the next time you are alone together

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        this is kinda what i thought, although im fortunate enough to be attractive and i like to see if a girl can at least keep a conversation a few times, if i'm serious about her. if not i'll just fuck and be done with it, without leading her on

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It really depends. I'd say "normal" would be around the 3rd-6th date (which is likely before you actually become an "official" couple), but there is a lot of variance, quite a few girls will have sex on the first date, and quite a few girls won't have sex until there's an official relationship, some girls it's a few months into the relationship, etc.
      If you're looking for advice on your specific situation, how experienced are the two of you, and how far have you gotten (e.g. making out, grinding on each other, etc)?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      M
      I'm perfectly fine with sex as long as i'm comfortable with the girl, but i'd expect women to have a stricter requirement.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Took me and my bf around 4 months to go all the way, and 2 months to start getting sexual.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Good question
      I have my own follow up question

      There is a girl know from high school and we've met up a few times
      Last time we briefly cuddled for a short time and we text quite regularly
      Idk if I should have the "what are we?" talk because I fear that might scare her
      And the other side I think I'd like to have sex with her (although I wouldn't mind if she rejected, she is pretty chill)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      M. Most recent tradcath gf only became my official gf after we had sex (she was a virgin). Most previous gfs gave head on the first date and sex on the second. The exception was a French girl with whom I went out one night, got together with for coffee the next morning, and fucked me that afternoon, but didn't give head for another two weeks because she'd never done that before and didn't know how.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >tradcath gf
        >had sex before even you started dating
        lol

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          tradcaths are sometimes the sluttiest tbh

          oh shit, they made gashbell 2

          is it any good?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, that's been my experience with girls who claim to be very conservative. My first gf was was very Catholic and right-wing. She was also the kinkiest girl I ever met.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            People are weird. I don't know how you can call yourself "tradcath" if you have premarital sex, even less if you have sex outside of a committed relationship. I don't consider myself particularly trad and that's too slutty even for me.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              You just confess your sins each week.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I went on a date with an old classmate last week who also went a Catholic elementary school, and still considers herself Christian
              She just wants to hook up before travelling again for work, and said she hooked up with a different guy every day of the week once, and is into hardcore BDSM

  60. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If men make up 80% of total homicide victims, but women make up 80% of homicide victims by an intimate partner, doesn’t that mean women are actually to blame for being so shit at vetting their partner? If they just got better at that (mainly not thinking with their vaginas and going for Chad), wouldn’t the violence rate against women plummet?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      lol

    • 1 week ago
      crowd favorite

      i think women kill more often than that they just don't get caught or do it indirectly

  61. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What are some good topics to talk about in texting with a girl ?
    Just the normal stuff ? It's too boring imo

    • 1 week ago
      crowd favorite

      say something romantic

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If you don't have a common intrest, ask her about hers. Or go on a midly sperg venture over one of your hobbies that you feel like could catch her attention.

  62. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Both. Thoughts?

    [deleted post]

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Incest-fag has got to be one of the most dedicated larpers on this board

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      M
      I don't want to look at it again

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Reads like a big LARP kek (and probably just used some other woman's pics), that's fucked up tho
      I kinda get it, I'm attracted to my mom but I wouldn't ever have sex with her

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        why not.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Because that's messed up af, I ain't doing no Chris Chan

          your abusive mother did you a huge disservice

          My mom's not abusive, you don't know her

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Your mom is an adult, fully capable of making her own decisions, you won't be like Chris Chan

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              kek thanks for the reassurance I guess
              I just better not start drawing Sonichu comics then it'll be over

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                now go do the deed, mother fucker

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >My mom's not abusive, you don't know her
            true, i dont, but im going off the things you have said here of her

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        your abusive mother did you a huge disservice

    • 1 week ago
      crowd favorite
  63. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    women,

    i got my gf flowers yesterday and she loved it

    what other cute things can i do for her? this is my first real relationship

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Stop getting her flowers, it makes her lose respect for you.

      • 1 week ago
        crowd favorite

        caring about what women respect makes them lose respect for you

        give her flowers
        point at her crown and ask "is that psoriasis?"
        be a fucking man

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Unfathomably based

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Snacks are always great, especially when my bf shows up with them unexpectedly.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Take her out on dates or activities periodically. Have a movie night. Also give space it creates longing instead of making the relationship overwhelming.

  64. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How do I contact my better half, so I can quit wasting time, and get on with that purpose of the universe?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >that purpose of the universe
      meme, there is no higher purpose, you either ooga booga and fuck/marry someone and have spawn, or you don't

      >My mom's not abusive, you don't know her
      true, i dont, but im going off the things you have said here of her

      eh, I exaggerate a lot of shit here and sometimes highlight the worst

      now go do the deed, mother fucker

      what, draw Sonichu comics? ew

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >what, draw Sonichu comics? ew
        we don't need to make it explicit, it's okay, we all know what we're talking about

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >I exaggerate a lot of shit here
        why

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          because it's fun and because I do pretty much anything for attention on the internet

          >what, draw Sonichu comics? ew
          we don't need to make it explicit, it's okay, we all know what we're talking about

          >we all know what we're talking about
          Sonichu merch? jk

          My boyfriend offers to buy me design bags all the time. I tell him to stop spending money on retarded shit.

          based and antimaterialismpilled

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >I do pretty much anything for attention on the internet
            kek appreciate the honesty
            you could probably become a pretty successful internet celebrity

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >because I do pretty much anything for attention on the internet
            y'know...
            there's this thing you can do that'll net you enormous amount of attention

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >there's this thing you can do that'll net you enormous amount of attention
              what, porn?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >no higher purpose
        But a person might for instance hedge his bets, if he sees there are no unassailable arguments on either side. Or perhaps I have a proof that I mustn't share.

  65. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    brown girls

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      not much her skin tone, but her body type is ouuuhh

    • 1 week ago
      crowd favorite

      i think i have one in my collection
      ah, yes
      here, i'll contribute

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Fuck that shit. She's literally just an anime girl painted brown. Let me know when I can get some representation with actual curly hair.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        sorry sis, brown asians need representation too

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        she's just t a n n e d
        anyway have some curly drills

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I'm mad now if that qualifies as "curly hair" to anyone and not just a silly hat.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            it's hair, it's curly, what's the problem

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              That's marginally better. I'm just grumpy and anime shot never helps with that

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I fapped so many times while watching and reading Nagatoro
      Nanashi knows what he's doing

  66. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    oh shit, they made gashbell 2

  67. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is it cringe to go to a comedy festival by yourself?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No one cares, enjoy life

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This is a meme, people go to events with their friends group.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, the no one cares meme is one of the biggest lies there is
          I personally don't care what retards think so I still do things myself, but I'm not so socially oblivious that I'm not aware when I'm catching eyes.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >people go to events with their friends group.
          Of course, but that doesn't mean you can't go alone

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      no kek

      That's marginally better. I'm just grumpy and anime shot never helps with that

      >I'm just grumpy
      you and me both lel

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm grumpier. Don't turn this into a grumpfight.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I hate myself and I want to die

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Well that escalated quickly.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            don't we all, LMAO

  68. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    make a new thread yall

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      naaaaaaaah

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I have to make veggie curry sorry anon.

      I went on a date with an old classmate last week who also went a Catholic elementary school, and still considers herself Christian
      She just wants to hook up before travelling again for work, and said she hooked up with a different guy every day of the week once, and is into hardcore BDSM

      Why do they call themselves catholic at that point? kek

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        idk maybe they want to be the virgin mary's bad sister

        I hate myself and I want to die

        damn bro hope ur ok

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      it's pg5

      Which is worse: to wake up with your boobs hurting, or to wake up with no boobs at all?

      M here but I'd say the latter (even if flat is justice)

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's on page 5, fuck off.

  69. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Which is worse: to wake up with your boobs hurting, or to wake up with no boobs at all?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      never experienced the latter, but it doesn't sound fun

  70. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Men, how often do you cry?
    Women, how gross is it to see a man cry?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >how often do you cry?
      at least once a week usually over some dumb shit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Women, how gross is it to see a man cry?
      Not at all.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      6 hours a day

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Male
      Probably once a year. No one else sees me though.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't cried since my mom passed away. Before that, it was when my dad passed. Both times it was alone in the shower.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        can I give you a hug anon ):

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        How old are you? I’m so sorry 🙁

        I have a friend who lost both her parents at 24 and she’s so strong. I couldn’t imagine being so young and losing both.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >M
      I cry every time I yawn
      or when I feel like it
      I can cry on the spot if need be.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Never.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Not often, but when I do, I usually just get teary-eyed and suck it all in again. And I definitely make sure that nobody is around because I know how people, especially females, look at a man who shows weakness.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      M
      Last time i cried was for my grandma's death, it was 10 years ago.
      Sometimes i feel like i want to cry, but i end up not doing it. It doesn't solve my issues, makes me feel useless and nobody wants to see that.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Male
      It's getting to be rarer. It used to be once or twice a week. Now it's only when she happily reminds me that my life is going to be this miserable, lonely, and difficult for the rest of my life.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Male
      Very rarely, last time was when I learned that my father died probably like 6 months ago

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Women are absolutely disgusted by it. They'll say they want you to express more emotion or some similar sentiment but will leave you if you do.

  71. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Women: if you're the little spoon, can your bf fall asleep with your boobs in his hands, or would that displease you?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'd be kind of insulted. How can he fall asleep while holding things that make him excited?

  72. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Women, what's the best post-coital cuddling position? What's your favorite cuddle-time activity? Do you ever rest you head on his chest?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Me on top of him, with his dick still in me. He plays with my hair and gives me tiny kisses on my forehead.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I like it when he falls asleep with his face in my boobs.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        God, I want this.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          too bad, most guys will die alone

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Most female creatures too. Men have harder lives and will die earlier, even if they lock down some betabucks. It's why I despise older women too, you just know they were disgusting roasties in their youth. I show no kindness to them.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe. Doesn't change how much I want it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        why? what do you get out of this?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It’s just wonderful seeing him asleep and vulnerable on my chest. It fills me with sappy feelings of femininity and love.

  73. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    looks are the most important part in a relationship because if the looks aren't there the relationship doesn't even get to exist
    we should all stop pretending this is not the case

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No, you're both going to be gross old people someday no matter how hot you are today.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Most won't be together. Female creatures have completely destroyed the family unit.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      easier foot in the door !=

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        ...!= overall importance

        I think it is an act tbh. He is crazy but I am sure he exaggerates his anger and shit

        def, as with a lot of youtubers I think, dude is a bit of a nutter but plays it up for views

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          No matter what people say he is still entertaining. And that is the only thing I care about really, I don't care about his morality at all. His Twitter account is one of the only reasons I have account on the platform

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            based, I agree the dude is a great entertainer

            >no higher purpose
            But a person might for instance hedge his bets, if he sees there are no unassailable arguments on either side. Or perhaps I have a proof that I mustn't share.

            >perhaps I have a proof that I mustn't share.
            sauce??

  74. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Are forehead kisses real or a meme? How often do you get forehead kisses from your partner?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      relationships are memes

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Deez nuts on your chin are a meme relationship

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Daily, several times a day. If he walks past me without kissing my forehead I arrest him.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        > I arrest him.
        That's cute as fuck.

        I like it when he falls asleep with his face in my boobs.

        Hot. 10/10 would cuddle.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i do it all the time, especially after she just finished me post-blowjob

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      don't have a partner but forehead kissed grills/vice versa, it's pretty wholesome

  75. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Both genders, do you find it weird when your partner asks for you social media accounts credentials

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, why does he need them?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      M: no girl has ever asked. My only social media account is a twitter account for work.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      My ex girlfriend asked me for my social media login data, but I did not give it. Later on she turned out to be horribly toxic and controlling. It is a big red flag.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't have one.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Get one to answer my question then chop chop

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Don't have one. Wouldn't tell her if I did.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, it's weird. I would already start planning on leaving her because it's only a matter of time before she tries to get access on her own.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      F, yeah. I would laugh in his face and assume he was joking.

      Women, would you date a garden gnome?

      Sure.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      M, yeah lol why she need
      but also I don't use social media so whatev

  76. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >finally start dating the guy I've had a crush on for 2 years
    >4 months into our relationship, start crushing HARD on a coworker
    how do normies deal with this? I feel guilty and want to tell him, but that'd just cause problems.
    What do you people do if you get a crush when in a relationship?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Think with your head on your neck and not the one down your stomach

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Personally, distance myself from the guy and think what am I lacking in my relationship and how to fix it.
      If you're crushing on another guy during the honeymoon phase, I'd just cut my losses.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        How long does the honeymoon phase usually last?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          3 months
          I've hadn't long term relationships so far

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          3 months to a year.

          Women, would you ever, or do you currently, live in California?

          No, and I kinda disliked it every time I visited. It was one of the few states I veto'd when we were buying a house.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I ignore the new crush and focus on my relationship. Crushes fade if you don't nurse them. My last one disappeared once I realized I had a better girl at home.

  77. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Women, would you date a garden gnome?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      M.
      I would date a garden gnome, they often are pretty hot

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        M. I have dated a gnomish girl. She was the only one who didn't put out by the second date... in fact, I never got to fuck her because she was saving herself for marriage. Of course, I also knew a gnomish girl who was cheating on her bf with two other guys (one was her dentist), so it's not like you can induce a pattern of behavior from a single example.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          The dentist? That is messed up

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No, I don’t want to mutilate my future son.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Judaism is matrilinear, not patrilinear.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Still no. He will just resent me because he should’ve married another garden gnome to maintain status.

  78. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Women, would you ever, or do you currently, live in California?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn't leave New England for anything. Best coast.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Nazi scum

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I went there once for a school band trip and didn’t really like it. I’ll stay in the Midwest.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'd prefer to not live in a place that smells like piss, is entirely a facade, and when I'm almost guaranteed to be raped and assaulted, or at the very least robbed blind by constant crime that the cities have seemingly no interest in resolving.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No and I hate Californians
      I’ve yet to meet people who are more insufferable

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        nta but i understand, we hate each other too

  79. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is anyone else in a situtationship or were in one previously?

    Me and a girl were getting along really well and then we got fucking stuck in limbo. We hadn't mutually and fully established we liked each other before it was too late. We still talk, I'm just trying to wean myself off of her.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Hmmm, is it recommend to initiate the "what are we ?" talk ?
      Or idk just ask her out or sth

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Is that Jerma?
        Anyway why is it "too late"? Has she lost interest or something?
        [...]
        >say "aaaah"

        It is Jeremy correct.
        An "incident" happened - I tried to date her afterwards and attempt something more serious but it may have killed her interest that I had broken our unwritten exclusivity.

        We agreed to be friends and then we stopped talking. She's currently talking to another boy. We still talk but I would love to saw my own arm off just for a chance to redo things correctly.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >We agreed to be friends and then we stopped talking. She's currently talking to another boy
          oh sorry dude, it's over (been in that situation many times)
          up to you if you can be arsed to keep talking to her as a friend

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >up to you if you can be arsed to keep talking to her as a friend

            I'm not really able to totally escape her due to the social circle. I would like to continue speaking. She's been somewhat flirty still - but I don't know if she's attached in a good way or a bad way. Man I don't know why I take too long to love people, I was so preoccupied with having someone to talk to that I failed to ask her out,

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Is that Jerma?
      Anyway why is it "too late"? Has she lost interest or something?

      The dentist? That is messed up

      >say "aaaah"

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Is that Jerma?
        No that's a McChicken

  80. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Goys, I don't admit this often on here, but I'm gnomish.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      based and garden gnomepilled

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't admit it often but I'm genetically 100% European and view everyone with non European genes as inferior

  81. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    And there are more than those 2 pics.
    I already said that you can google the experiments yourself or look them up on youtube, or check out what happened when Eggman, an ugly man, just changed his gender to 'female' and still got horny men hitting him up. It proves how female creatures have life on easy-mode. Not just in terms of dating, but jobs, schools, government support etc. You all know I'm right which is why you always seethe at me for speaking the truth. But I won't stop doing that just because it makes you uncomfortable, I'll keep doing it because it will help men in the future. Remember, they hated Jesus too for helping others.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >they hated Jesus too for helping others
      are you the next cumming of Christ?
      >still got horny men hitting him up
      because some guys are shameless horndogs
      >jobs, schools, government support etc.
      playing devil's advocate, if this is actually true, the tables will inevitably have to turn; they'll either have to settle for less accomplished guys, or be chad's side hoe or celibate before dying alone

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >they'll either have to settle for less accomplished guys, or be chad's side hoe or celibate before dying alone
        Women are unironically doing the latter right now. It's the entire reason hookup culture exists; destroy the concept of relationships and monogamy so Chad remains available to fuck.

  82. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Pease how the fuck do I respond to this I’m just a stupid socially anxious NEET

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >No, she actually said you’re skinny.
      Then she’ll feel compelled to prove her wrong with pics.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      "No, you'll have to show me yourself"

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        How do I get to be this witty and smart with responses?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Years and years of dating witty bois will do things to you anon.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Talk to people outside your room. You learn to communicate by communicating.

  83. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    how much do i have to spend on a girl who im not dating to be labelled a simp? I assume a gift now and then is acceptable

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I would not recommend spending more than $200 until you’ve been together for at least two years

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Are you courting her or is she just a mate?

  84. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    short/average guys would you seriously date a sub 5'0 womanlet knowing your sons would be even shorter than you are?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, I dated a 4'11 girl for a while
      >sons
      eh don't want kids tbh

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather kill myself than ever have children, wdym?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        no kids, no problem

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine spending 20 years of your life that you'll never get back just to make another person do the same. Having children is worse than rape.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            did your balls get surgically removed tranny-kun

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >just to make another person do the same
            I mean, your kids don't have to have kids, and I have a lot of respect for parents who make the big sacrifice and raise their kids well
            That couldn't be me lmfao I'm way too selfish and immature

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. 5'11. I like short girls and don't evaluate partners based on genes my kids might get unless they have the potential to cause health or development issues.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >5'11
        >short/average
        Touch grass you're actually mentally ill

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          nta but is 5'11" considered tall now? I can never tell.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Nta well its not short nor average is it retard

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            5'9" is average

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            That depends.
            Are is everyone being honest about their height? Then yes, it's reasonably tall, nobody should take issue.
            Or do you live in the real world where men lie, and women are too stupid to realize? Because in that case if you're 5'11" you should say you're 6'1 at least.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          depends where he is and what ethnicity but I'd say 5'11 is the tall side of average

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          5'11 is average. I'm not saying I'm short.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            It's above average

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              It's within the average range, especially when age adjusted.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I adore short girls.
      5'10" here.
      If my progeny can't assert dominance as midgets, then I will have failed as a father..

  85. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I just got a raise plus a bonus.
    Good day today.

  86. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [deleted post]

    >Are you white?
    Yes
    >every time I cook with whites they have NO fucking idea how to cook
    Why would I need to cook when the help is there?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Lol

      I just got a raise plus a bonus.
      Good day today.

      Today I was sent home from work because I fainted while I was taking home of a patient. Lmao. Lol.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Lol
        I'm going to hell for posting this

  87. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    fat """""people""""" deserve to be lonely

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Disagree, tbh the only people who deserve to be lonely are cunts

      I'm white too.

      Like a ghost?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        wrong, fatties are gross and have no self control, ugly on the inside and outside

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, I've known some nice fatties. The only thing I dislike about some fat girls is how they compensate by being loud or obnoxious. It would be easier for them to lose weight if they want to be noticed.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I've known some really nice fatties too. Yeah they may lack self-control with food (or just have other health issues making it hard to lose weight), but so what? You don't have to date them if you're not attracted to them. Fat people already have to put up with enough bullshit and people treating them like shit in day to day life

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Couldn't agree more. Imagine how much better everything would be if fat people just accepted their place until they improved, instead of getting into the toxic, enabling, co-dependant relationships they always do.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah imagine how much better it would be if people didn't attach weird fucked up self worth and moral issues to themselves when they get fat.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          assuming nta, and that you're being facetious. But getting fat is absolutely a reason to reduce self-worth and, I wouldn't say indicative of 'moral' issues, but definitely self-control or disciplinary issues.
          There is no way to be fat, and be comfortable in a relationship. You will be constantly paranoid that your partner will leave you because you know it makes you physically unattractive (not less attractive. Unattractive). So they build toxic relationships based around settling, and locking in with kids and/or finances, or supporting each other's self-destructive habits.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao you retard
            You will never understand how the world works

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              The world works in a way that objectively puts fat people at a lower worth than a thin person all other things equal.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Sophistry. We're talking about self-worth.

                >>Is it normal for late 20s roasties to be unable to cum without a vibrator?
                >Yes
                wtf this is absolutely not normal

                It is. I hope you're not the person who asked the question.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >It is. I hope you're not the person who asked the question.
                its not normal, and you have no evidence to back it up
                and no im not the asker

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It's normal. I've met plenty of women who can't cum without using vibrators or their hands or, often, some weirdly specific combination of like a pillow or a chair and stuff.

                You're monopoly self-worth isn't very meaningful next to USD self-worth.

                Incomprehensible post

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You're monopoly self-worth isn't very meaningful next to USD self-worth.

  88. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm white too.

  89. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Would you date a fat /atoga/ girl?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      is this some weird /soc/ thing

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No, it's a fat girl that posted here and she asked why a fit guy was interested in her.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          That's weird /soc/ shit. I'm not interested in taking part in your weird social games.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >No, it's a fat girl that posted here
          Don't repost her pics with questions like that, anon.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      no I don't like landwhales, sorry

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If she was willing to exercise with me and fix her diet.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If she were short and cool/compatible? Fuck yes.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i would take her on a gym date

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No but i wouldn't be a cunt about it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      she gives off vibes of someone who blames cis white males for all her problems

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      not picrel lel, but if she was cute to me, sure

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        She hooked up with a fit guy on New Year's.
        This is the original thread:
        https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/21749856/#21750668

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I think I vaguely remember seeing that at the time. Lol the replies are awful but whaddya expect. She could probably be hot tbh if she lost some pounds

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            At her weight? I doubt. She'd have loose skin everywhere.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              loose skin isn't a big deal

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It's better than being fat, but yes it is.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                s u b j e c t i v e

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Her loose skin would hang to the fucking ground. And if by some miracle she manages to get rid of it, she would have gross stretchmarks on her body.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                No it wouldn't. She'd have to lose around 40 kg, she wouldn't look horrible. She wouldn't look tight, but also not like those people on the biggest loser, especially if she does so gradually and she takes care of her skin.
                My boyfriend lost about 55 kg in a fucking unhealthy way and not even he has a ton of lose skin. He has a bit on his tummy and I didn't even notice it the first time I saw him naked.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Loose skin goes away with time, usually within a year.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It depends. In some people it doesn't. My boyfriend lost weight a long time ago and he still has some. But he lost 55 kg in less than a year, went from being obese to being underweight. He looks healthy now and it's barely noticeable.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Loose skin goes away with time, usually within a year.

                It depends. In some people it doesn't. My boyfriend lost weight a long time ago and he still has some. But he lost 55 kg in less than a year, went from being obese to being underweight. He looks healthy now and it's barely noticeable.

                As she’s losing weight have her slather her body in creams that aid the skin in shrinkage and have her wear a corset and to train the body. I was one of those childhood obese kids and did this as an adult and my stomach is naturally flat like nothing else. My skin was really stretched after I lost all the weight and that fixed it. Paired with toning exercises. I even did at home treatments to get rid of stretch marks. It is very much possible.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Also, hydrate and work out. Those help recondition skin.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      also I agree mean to repost her pic here

  90. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Chads of ATOGA and self aware roasties:
    Is it normal for late 20s roasties to be unable to cum without a vibrator?
    I fucked this one 29 year old and she could not cum without it. She was very wet though.
    The other early 20s girl I fucked came 3 times just riding my cock while I sat there.

    If it helps I have a 7.5 inch cock and my mom says that it is big.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Is it normal for late 20s roasties to be unable to cum without a vibrator?
      Yes
      >If it helps I have a 7.5 inch cock
      It doesn't

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >>Is it normal for late 20s roasties to be unable to cum without a vibrator?
        >Yes
        wtf this is absolutely not normal

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          What would be the cause then?

          I would like to thing that I am not bad at sex because the other girl I was with came a lot and wasn't faking because I felt it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >chads of atoga
        everyone here is either a bitter incel or a porn addicted koreaboo

        Why would you reply

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I have a lot of sex. People ITT call me a Chad.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >chads of atoga
      everyone here is either a bitter incel or a porn addicted koreaboo

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Nah. Just most everyone.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Is it normal for late 20s roasties to be unable to cum without a vibrator?
      No. I'm 29 myself and I can come just from riding my bf's cock easily. Vibrators feel overstimulating and unpleasant.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >my mom says that it is big.
      Trust her. She seen a barrel of pickles in her day. How does she think it tastes?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno never asked her that.

        Having accidentally sucked a dick once it probably tastes like skin.

  91. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Do women EVER say "im sorry" or admit that they were wrong or that they made a mistake? I have never heard a woman apologize for anything. I watched a documentary about an all-girl band yesterday and they also never admit that they made (obvious) mistakes mistreating each other. At most I just hear women say "bad stuff happened" or "mistakes were made by ALL of us, not just me". What's up with that?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Do women EVER say "im sorry" or admit that they were wrong or that they made a mistake?
      some of them do, ye

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You get your female input from scripted reality tv show made for retarded people

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        But even in real life I've never heard a woman apologize to me or anyone after obvious mistakes they made.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I have.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, of course. If I believe I wronged someone I always apologize, I do it pretty regularly.

  92. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Girls do you find the Scandinavian accent to be attractive or unattractive?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      i like the way pewdiepie talks

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        N

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Gaymer moment

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            What a fuckin' Reimu.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Eh. I got it and used to it so don’t really find it to be anything

  93. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    fat copers out in full force today

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw 130lbs
      I just think the fat hate here is mean-spirited and unhelpful (but such is LULZ)

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Wait, how tall are you?

  94. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Women here: are you pro choice or pro life?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Pro life personally but pro choice for degenerates

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      lol Americans still haven’t figured this one out. Pro abortion

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I wish I had been aborted tbh

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Hopefully it ends with you.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Hey me too!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        those bigoted americans and their compulsion to not kill their own children

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Fetus not a child. They do a terrible job at keeping those happy and alive.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >we're better at treating the ones we don't kill
            the absolute state

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              The absolute state of all the countries that are doing better than any third world like america. Yeah you are really showing how its done

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                is your country rank 1 in gdp and military power? top 5 even?

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                As if you are in the military or have finances above poverty. The country spend more money on the military than any other country and still cant get a win. Remember when america was all about freedom, me neither

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                >Remember when america was all about freedom
                Yeah I also remember when the USSR was all about freedom and human rights. Oh wait. There's no difference between the USA and USSR

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                USA dont have oligarchs. They have independently wealthy politicians.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Wrong
                The oligarchs just live all over the world

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Don't forget that a huge faction of their economy is based off of a giant circlejerk that produces nothing of actual value.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                how many modern wars has your country won, do tell

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                More than america. Remember how they lost a 20 year war against dudes in robes and rusty AK’s

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                European soldiers fought there as well, was it a win for them?

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Because america demanded it. Do you learn nothing in school over there or is it just school shooter drills all day?

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Glad you acknowledge who's at the top of the hierarchy

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Der juden?

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                >blames der juden
                >also parrots all of their mainstream political rhetoric

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Also not how that works. You are really doing a poor job at this basic knowledge thing.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                >No you
                You've convinced me, abortion is good for society. I kneel.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        The sad irony of a aging country being pro abortion.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          How uneducated do you have to be to connect these dots. Oh I forgot american school system is the poor mans csgo

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            Well I'm convinced, killing your children has no affect on your population. Thank you big brain European.

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              >affect

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Congrats, that was close

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              No one is killing children. Well except for the cops in america, and other children. Are you thinking of fetuses? Sorry I feel like you are too uneducated to follow this conversation

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Even if I reworded that to fetuses, it would still not help your argument.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                >No one is killing children
                Speak for yourself. Although digging even small graves in this heat is brutal. Makes me want to skimp and only go three feet down and double up the lye. You know?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      A fetus has far less moral weight than a cow, and I had a cheeseburger last night.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        How much moral weight do deez nuts have?

  95. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Men would you rather have your penis chopped off or your ball sack

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Can I freeze some sperm before? If so, balls, otherwise dick. Being able to procreate is important to me.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No sperm freezing but i respect where your heads at

        ball sack, I can still fap to hentai with just the dick right?
        [...]
        aren't there a lot of treatments to help with things like loose skin/stretchmarks? either way most people aren't as shallow as you
        [...]
        like 5'6

        And you can try but it might not work 90% of the time

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ball sack, I can still fap to hentai with just the dick right?

      Her loose skin would hang to the fucking ground. And if by some miracle she manages to get rid of it, she would have gross stretchmarks on her body.

      aren't there a lot of treatments to help with things like loose skin/stretchmarks? either way most people aren't as shallow as you

      Wait, how tall are you?

      like 5'6

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >like 5'6
        Omggg, I could beat up, qt anon x)

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Whoopsie, no comma there
          I could beat up qt anon***

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >like 5'6
            Omggg, I could beat up, qt anon x)

            Idk he's apparently got some serious jumpkick action,

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          btw if you're a hot blonde feel free to beat me up

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >like 5'6
        This makes you even cuter

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          >:o

          >like 5'6
          Omggg, I could beat up, qt anon x)

          not unless I activate my trap card

          [...]
          Idk he's apparently got some serious jumpkick action,

          I learned it from all the anime I watched
          also this story was the best ATOGA OC ever

          State your gender and answer: does getting many (you)'s turn you on?

          it gives me dopamine hits which is nice cause my brain doesn't produce enough

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            No lie, that AI *loved* you. QT interrupted almost every single fight. Several times I had to edit out you just strolling into the middle of the arena, stopping everything, making announcements, and redirecting everything away onto something else. The AI considered it The QT Show (featuring atoga)

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              can I marry the AI?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'd rather lose my balls, no questions.

  96. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How does one go about loving one's self when their entire life experience is that they are not worthy of love?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It begins by accepting that just because you are not receiving love doesn't mean you don't deserve it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Okay, well I'm failing that step. If somebody loved me I would think they were making a mistake, or doing themselves a disservice in some way.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Think of your child self and think about nurturing them the same way a cute and loving toddler should be nurtured. Take care of your health and treat your body like a temple. It’s a matter of consistency. It’s not something you learn to do overnight. You have to break the barrier of self loathing and learn that that little toddler can and will grow up to do great things and have confidence in himself if you take care of him properly and teach him the healthy way of being and thinking.

  97. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >match on tinder
    >ask if she wants to go on a date
    >no response
    >x15
    Why the fuck are women like this???????

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      maybe you text like shit

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because it's tinder
      Don't expect anything from online dating

  98. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is it unethical if I try to get a simp to send me money but I donate all the money to the local animal shelter? I just feel like I need to prove myself to myself by being able to get a guy or more to give money to me for doing nothing. You know, like all the other women do.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You mean what all simps do? Not all women do this. You would know if you were one

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you should keep the money for yourself, and frankly you are doing the world a favor by taking money from mentally weak men

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Mommy pick me findom me please

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. You're preying on mentally ill men and I don't think that's okay.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      how much should i send, queen

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      No. The end don’t justify the means with this.

  99. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Femanons of atoga, give me advice:
    I really want to fuck this guy on Discord, he's clearly into me but I've only known him a month.

    My discord friends say it's just the horniness talking and they're probably right.

    My question: how long should I wait to bring it up? We live a few hours away from each other. He is clearly into me but we're not edating or anything.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Im are you just wanting a hookup? If so then you might as well pump up the tension until he’s asking for it. If not, meet a few times before and make them dates.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        I want to fuck someone I feel close to, and I feel like I'm close to him already.

        I should see if we can meet irl. Both of us have similar preferences.

  100. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    State your gender and answer: does getting many (you)'s turn you on?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Male. No.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      F. No, but it makes me happy if I have a constructive conversation with someone.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      M
      Yes. It's why I post intentionally inflammatory comments that I don't even agree with.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Is this turning you on?
      Ngl I like posting dumb shit for the (yous)

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Based and yes uwu

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      F
      No, it means I messed up. I like to fly under the radar and let other girls take the heat.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Male
      Only if I deserve them. Undeserved (You)s are worthless. It's why I effort post rather than bait.

    • 7 days ago
      Exhibanon

      M
      I don't think I can be walking around with a trip and claim to not be an attention whore.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        But you're one of lesser, if not the least, hated ones.
        That's a feather in your cap. When they rope all the namefags, you'll probably go last.

        • 7 days ago
          Exhibanon

          I'm not really into bondage.

          Surely you post without the trip sometimes, right? …right?

          Very rarely, and usually by accident from when I was on a different board.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Surely you post without the trip sometimes, right? …right?

  101. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    What should I text her ?
    Something ridiculous or something funny ?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Both

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Tell her you hid a thumbtack in her house and you won't say where.

  102. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone else on Zoloft? I've started taking it, it's helped numb me out and block out a good chunk of my anxiety.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      I'm on crack

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Good for you sport

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      No I hated it. I took it when I was younger and I felt so numb I think if I wanted to I would’ve just started killing people because I didn’t care about anything or anyone. It made me a shell of a human.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      that's awesome dude, glad it's helping you out. I took it at one point in my late teens and it helped quite a bit

      I'm on crack

      y'all bros don't even smoke crack

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        I wish I started sooner my social anxiety wrecks me.

        Thanks though!

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Made me feel like a god. I felt important and detached.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        >Made me feel like a god. I felt important and detached
        You sure it didn't just trigger a manic episode dood

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          It may have. I don't take it anymore.

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            When did you stop taking it? What happened afterwards? How are you now?
            Just curious, I also had SSRI-induced mania

            • 7 days ago
              Anonymous

              I stopped taking it when my health program stopped providing it. I still have depression and anxiety but I like to think I'm getting better at coping.

              I only had a prescription to zoloft because of my suicidal ideation which had me in the psych ward for months

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Shit, I'm sorry dude, sounds rough, but that's great you're figuring stuff out and coping better on your own, godspeed

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Thank you anon.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                That’s funny, they gave me Zoloft after I tried committing suicide too. Haven’t been sent to a psych ward just yet.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Mine was supposedly one of the best psych wards out there. It was pretty chill, but they wanted everyone there as long as possible.

                It got frustrating only being able to choose between a few shitty meal options.

                But we binge watched Netflix and played lots of cards.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Where was this? In burgerland they let you mutilate yourself and go insane until you want to have a nice day again in the psych ward. My friend got out once and went straight to hard drugs. Most of them are scared to go back.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Well, I am anonymous so-
                The one they send you to if you're a military member, I'm in burgerland.
                Supposedly costs 11k a week.

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                are you the infantry guy

              • 7 days ago
                Anonymous

                Jfc I’d rather just kms instead of going into debt. If military paid for it then good for you that sounds pretty nice.

  103. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Gender
    When did you realize your parents were crazy?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      7

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Like, how old? Maybe when I was like 7 and friends and stuff would ask me "why is your mom so strict...", and I'd go round their houses and be like wtf this is so chill

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      They're not, they're really nice people to be honest.

  104. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    Is anyone here NOT on any brain-pills?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      yes but i probably should be

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Well I got off of them because they made me worse off than just being depressed and anxious
      I willpower it’s now

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not. My issues are tangible and won't be resolved by me taking drugs to pretend they aren't real.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Yup. I have some benzos I take for tension headaches once every few months, but that's the extent of it.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not but I need Adderall to function closer to normal.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Until this year I could have said yes, but now I’m on 3 meds

  105. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    >date objectively hot girl
    >find out she has ugly feet
    >get turned off by her and eventually break up with her
    I can't be the only one right?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Well, there's also Jerry from Seinfeld I suppose.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      I’m with you bro. Not even a footfag.

  106. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    How do I cope with being a 30 year old virgin in a world where 99% of women would consider that a dealbreaker?

  107. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    How fo I cope with being an 18 year old virgin in a world where 100% of girls see that as a deal breaker?

  108. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    How do I cope with being a delusional misogynist whose martyr complex demands that I cherrypick "evidence" with which to sabotage my own chances of ever finding happiness, in a world where some girls see that as a dealbreaker, others take it as a challenge to "fix me," and others have such a wide diversity of other opinions that I can't even begin to cover them in this run-on sentence of a question?

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      I'd also like an answer for this. Y'know... for a friend.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      A lot become troons.

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      I recommend going to /atoga/ and screaming at women there daily.

  109. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    [deleted post]

    >Sauce? I doubt even 50% would
    50% is actually the old number from 4 years ago, it's almost definitely gone up

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      I highly doubt most people would be so shallow as to consider it a flat-out dealbreaker with somebody they already liked

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        How do you get the time to get someone to like you when apparently you're expected to fuck on the first date now
        >I highly doubt most people would be so shallow
        Come on now

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          >when apparently you're expected to fuck on the first date now
          you don't have to kek, but even if you take that route, surely you can filter out unaccepting people quicker til you find someone who is?

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah but if "accepting it" is contingent on them liking you then the odds you'll find one who's just fine with virgins generally is extremely low

  110. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    [deleted post]

    They had aircon. Idk where all the money went. But our facility was clean and the staff were nice.

  111. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    How do I get a gf when I'm afraid of people and dont talkto them irl

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Well let's start with, why do you want a gf?

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        Just to LARP romantic situations by going on dates really.

      • 7 days ago
        Anonymous

        ntw, but whoa. Slow down a second. If you're about to imply that somebody needs some noble reason to want to go through life with a partner and experience intimacy then I'm gonna complain about goalpost shifting.

        • 7 days ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, he answered here:

          Just to LARP romantic situations by going on dates really.

          idk if that's the best reason

          • 7 days ago
            Anonymous

            I'll agree that maybe that isn't the best reason. But I still stand by my other post (where I typo'd nta with ntw for some reason...)

    • 7 days ago
      Anonymous

      Mood. I'm the anon that posted about wanting to fuck my discord friend. So maybe you'll find love online too.

  112. 7 days ago
    Anonymous

    I stopped drinking and smoking months ago, but I crave the feeling of escaping reality. Should I start doing psychedelics instead? I am kinda scared of a bad trip. Sometimes I feel like I don't want to be awake.

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