i know the pieces fit
cause i watched them tumble down
mildewed and smoldering
it doesn't mean i dont desire
to point the finger
blame the other
watch the temple topple over~
ultimately it's my fault that my sense of community is anemic
men,
would you consider it weird if your girlfriend thanked you for an orgasm?
nah
M. Still studying figure drawing lol
does that figure have hemmoroids & constipation
>Her Snapchat score went up a bit
Men, why are you like this?
i leveled up into the person that posts 1 story a month and doesn't look at any stories or profiles
i'm at a point of spiritual hesitation where i know the solution but the "problem" is a lack of attachments and i don't know how to convince myself that other people would help me grow and not just siphon my mana
i know the pieces fit but do i want them to? do i need more pieces to grow?
i'm in a phase where i'm dealing with people rather than being with people and my schizophrenia symptoms are going away (they still persist for the attachments that remain) and i sleep better not having so many ties to maintain
Too many times. Usually it's just music that makes me realize something I'm missing in my life, however small. It's usually not a great feeling but it's a welcome one. I'd post examples but there are way too many.
Yeah they’re pretty awesome and freeing. It really sucks that I moved somewhere without a rink there’s not enough flat land to not die while skating outside.
Good luck you better hope the cement job is perfect
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
probably good enough
but then again, it's been more than a decade since I've skated, so what do I know, lmao
I don't even own a pair of skates anymore
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Get some
Hobbies that have died out can be wholesome to restart. I kind of lost all my hobbies for a few years then rediscovered them and love them even more now.
Well, no one hobby is for everyone, so the best I could do is suggest practical hobbies.
I think things like cooking, basic exercise, reading, some kind of basic expression(music, art, writing), maybe journaling? It's all basic shit but anything other than that and I wouldn't be able to recommend it for "anyone" to try once. Basically just try to make a hobby out of some basic things and I think it'll be good for you. It has been for me.
Male >Hobbies I like
Hunting, fishing, Warhammer 40k, reading, writing >Hobbies I think everyone should try once
If you eat meat, hunting. People have become soft and detached from what it means to eat the flesh of an animal without ever having to actually kill something.
but i'm not even namefagging and I just came to this thread so how would you know? I have one (You) so far. Can someone give me more (You)'s? Spare any (You)'s, sir?
I don't ever want to have sex.
I'm 27, above average looks, can talk to people just fine and was hit on by girls since HS.
But here's the thing, I don't think the pleasure from sex is worth the risks, time etc.
What always bungled my mind is that no one seems to care about STDs, not in HS, not at work, for me that is crazy, this part was always what mostly disturbed me.
I do feel sexual attraction (I'm not asexual), I feel very horny at times, but recently I was tempted in a very peculiar way, and I found that, I'm 100% positive that I won't act on this impulse, maybe I'm too autistic in that regard, but for me the math doesn't add up.
And for the first time, I feel very comfortable with myself, having definitely closed this door once and for all.
I talk more about it here
>but who
?
But why you mean?
Well, as I said, I don't think the risk of getting a life long diseases is worth the momentary pleasure of sex.
I think you're in denial about an essential function of human life. Yeah, it sucks and has been made into an incredibly difficult and convoluted process by modern ideals, but by no means should you deny the biological imperative to procreate. That's a full swing to the opposite end of the spectrum of suffering.
Maybe it's suffering for you, but I don't think it's worth it, the risks are just to high, and for what? A few moments of pleasure? I left this door open for so long, because I thought that since no one seems to think this way, there may be an error in my logic, or that I should act in a certain way, or that is natural, but no. I've come to realize that, there is nothing wrong with this, and since I came to terms that I don't need to have sex, I am very comfortable with my decision.
I think it’s good that you’ve decided to drop out of the race peacefully without shooting up a church like your angrier brothers.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I'm not an incel, several girls made sexual advances over the years, but it never made sense to me, I never got passed how over a spam of 5 years a lot of people would have multiple relationships (date and end the relationship or hook up with strangers at parties, or hookup with friends), it's like no one gives a fuck about "light STDs".
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I think most people are just uneducated. I’m not sure where you live, but in the US, sex education is almost nonexistent. It’s ignorance, not malice.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>I’m not sure where you live, but in the US, sex education is almost nonexistent. It’s ignorance, not malice.
People here know exactly what STDs are, they just don't care. Same reason women don't make guys wear condoms and let them cum inside even though no form of birth control is flawless. The pleasure is worth the risk to then.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I don't know what a "light STD" is and I think many other people don't know either
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I assume he means a "non-serious" one like herpes or crabs or something as opposed to AIDS or syphilis.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Exactly what I mean, I don't consider these light at all, because for me any STD is too much, but I think most people wouldn't bat an eye at stuff like HPV, which will likely never show any symptoms and if you don't get checked you would not even know you have it, but, it can cause very bad complications at old age and if your immune system is weakened, if you have cancer, etc.
HPV just like oral herpes can be transmitted through a kiss.
Fifty percent to 80 percent of U.S. adults have oral herpes.
Approximately 79 million Americans are currently infected with HPV, with roughly 14 million people becoming newly infected each year. Most men and women — about 80 percent of sexually active people — are infected with HPV at some point in their lives, but most people never know they have the virus.
Sources NHS, Johns Hopkins, Cleveland Clinic.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>I think most people are just uneducated.
That is one possibility, but I don't know think so, but I haven't done research on how different countries deal with this, so I can't say.
Do whatever the fuck you want literally nobody cares about you and your opinions
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I know that, I'm just making conversation, why are you so angry?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
You don't want to make conversation, you want to validate your opinions to feel a sense of superiority while discrediting what others say. You don't care about others opinions.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>you want to validate your opinions to feel a sense of superiority while discrediting what others say.
Why do you think that? Superiority? Why would you jump to that? My whole life I was treated as less then, and people never gave an explanation why they thought that, mostly that did were angry half ass explanations like yours. >while discrediting what others say.
Not really, but if you aren't going to say I'm wrong, you better back up your claims.
The point of sex is to procreate. The ultimate human fulfillment is having a child with someone you love and seeing that child grow and carry on your legacy. Every civilization placed a great importance on this because it is the cornerstone of human existence. If you don't agree with this universal principle, you are a misanthrope with false illusions about life.
>The point of sex is to procreate.
This is such a bullshit that I won't even answer. >The ultimate human fulfillment is having a child with someone you love and seeing that child grow and carry on your legacy. Every civilization placed a great importance on this because it is the cornerstone of human existence.
More bullshit... >If you don't agree with this universal principle, you are a misanthrope
My way is the only right way... >you are a misanthrope with false illusions about life.
I'm god and I know everything about reality, life, etc...
Kek.
I haven't seen something like this in a long time.
>The ultimate human fulfillment is having a child with someone you love and seeing that child grow and carry on your legacy.
This is the posters opinion, you don't know what is the "ultimate human fulfillment" or if there is one. >and carry on your legacy.
Same answer as above. >Every civilization placed a great importance on this
This means nothing. >because it is the cornerstone of human existence.
So what?
If everyone thought like you, humanity wouldn't exist. Therefore, you are a misanthrope. Even if you don't believe in a god or some divine purpose for humanity, the biological imperative exists, and it exists regardless of whether or not demoralized idiots like you choose to acknowledge it.
>If everyone thought like you, humanity wouldn't exist.
Not everyone thinks like me. >Therefore, you are a misanthrope.
misanthrope a person who dislikes humankind and avoids human society.
Definition by the Oxford Dictionary.
I do not dislike humankind nor do I avoid human society, thus I'm not a misanthrope. >Even if you don't believe in a god or some divine purpose for humanity, the biological imperative exists
I never denied it's existence, but you don't know or don't understand what the biological imperative is, you think it's supposed to give meaning, direction or purpose to your life? Not it's not. >regardless of whether or not demoralized idiots like you choose to acknowledge it.
Again, it does not dictate how you should live your life. For that you have to put on your big boys pans and start thinking for yourself. If you want to have sex, and reproduce, so be it, I don't, and that is ok too.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Ok doomer
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>posters opinion
Yeah maybe, but its an opinion informed by personal experience, thousands of years of history, and billions of people who would agree with me. What vapid narcissistic psychopath would agree with your idea? The serial killers of the world? The suicidal middle-aged women without kids? >The values and realizations of past people mean nothing, even though I live in the world that they built
lol. Yeah, everyone who ever existed before us were a bunch of morons who didn't have microwaves and tinder. They should have just done whatever they wanted all the time. >so what?
Human existence is not important to you? You are a misanthrope.
>Not everyone thinks like me
A lot of people do and its awful. But that's not the point. Its the hypothetical. Its about the principle of it. Imagine if everyone DID think like you. What kind of world would we be living in? >I do not dislike humankind even though I couldn't give a rip whether or not it continues to exist.
There is more nuance to words and language than can be found in a single definition. Your attitude towards procreation says a lot about you and what your real thoughts about life are. >You don't know what a biological imperative is. Its not supposed to give meaning, direction, or purpose
My point is that its a basic human concept to want to fulfill your biological purpose as a living thing. If you can't relate to that, you either think like a nihilist, narcissist, or some other self defeating philosophy. Not wanting to participate in the human experience is a colossal waste.
In all likelihood, you're probably a female who subscribes to modern ideals of superiority, and is irritated by the idea of fostering a child with a man because that would mean conforming to some kind of norm. That, or you've had a bad experience and are claiming that your trauma-based perceptions are perfectly acceptable for large quantities of people to adhere to.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I agree to disagree, we'll clearly never agree on anything or even be able to talk, I had to deal with people like you my whole life, and the best approach is to just not engage.
Am I am a male thank you very much, the fact you think I'm not a male because I don't think like you, and you feel the need to vilify me and call me a misanthrope says it all.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Am I am a male thank you very much,
*And I am a male, thank you very much.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>I had to deal with people like you my whole life
Sounds like a bad experience that you're using to justify a misanthropic perception of the world. >That fact that you disagree and think I'm not a male means that you're a virgin loooooser who gets no secks!
Fkn lol. Roflmao >"And I am a male thank you very much"
Yeah, sure.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>>That fact that you disagree and think I'm not a male means that you're a virgin loooooser who gets no secks!
I never said that, why are you so defeatist? It says at all about your limitations to see the point of people that don't see things as you do, that's all. It doesn't mean that you are a looser or that you are dumb, or anything about your character really. It just means that at this point in your life you are very immature.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
*whoosh* you either didn't pick up on the greentext being obviously sarcastic or you're intentionally ignoring that point because you'd prefer if it actually was self deprecating. Implying that a guy vilifies women for reasons that "say it all" is a common insult used by WOMEN. You were trying to say that I don't have sex, I just decided to call it out since you didn't want to say what you really meant.
I never told you whether or not I saw your point of view. I do. I understand it because I used to have the same ideas. But now I don't.
Sticking to what I believe and disregarding the dogshit takes of other people is not a limitation or symptom of immaturity. It means that I have principles and a code.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
YOU SURE SHOWED THAT BITCH HAHA
GIMME FIVE, ARNOLD!!!
HELL YEAH
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
You sure replied awfully fast, Anon!
U mad?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I'm a guy. Nice cope, fag. I'm enjoying laughing at you.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Implying that a guy vilifies women for reasons that "say it all" is a common insult used by WOMEN. You were trying to say that I don't have sex, I just decided to call it out since you didn't want to say what you really meant.
Kek, I'm going to stop answering now anon, I really didn't meant any insult to you or what you do in your life, if you want just reread our posts.
I just thought that maybe my life choices would not be seen as crazy to other people outside my bubble, apparently not. But that's ok too.
If everyone thought like you, humanity wouldn't exist. Therefore, you are a misanthrope. Even if you don't believe in a god or some divine purpose for humanity, the biological imperative exists, and it exists regardless of whether or not demoralized idiots like you choose to acknowledge it.
I think you're in denial about an essential function of human life. Yeah, it sucks and has been made into an incredibly difficult and convoluted process by modern ideals, but by no means should you deny the biological imperative to procreate. That's a full swing to the opposite end of the spectrum of suffering.
>That's a full swing to the opposite end of the spectrum of suffering.
I mean if he's accepted it it doesn't sound like he's suffering. I'm certainly envious, I wish I could stop caring about sex since I'll never be able to have it.
Disciplined fasting and self deprivation can lead to enlightenment in some cases. But its more likely he's just trying to trick himself into thinking he doesn't care about sex. He wouldn't be making this post if that wasn't at least a possibility.
Tell her "I can't wait to fuck you till you scream" she'll love it and won't think you're creepy and overthinking things haha
Also post her reaction here
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Yeah, don’t forget to post the aftermath
And by aftermath I mean the cream dripping out of her butt
Tell her "I can't wait to fuck you till you scream" she'll love it and won't think you're creepy and overthinking things haha
Also post her reaction here
I'm glad you get it. However if you fancy this girl you can take this as an opportunity to interact with her more frequently which could potentially lead toy asking her out on a date.
But don't get ahead of yourself.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I've went out for a drink with her
While i'm pretty sure there were some sparks i did nothing because i'm dumb
So eh i tend to overhink especially those type of scenarios way too much/fast
Women why do you get so sexually unaroused when I'm nice to you? Why do I have to neg? I literally am just this annoyingly nice. Why won't you let me be nice to you!
I started working as a busboy. A hot girl and her friends asked me if I was single. The hot girl asked for my Snapchat while I was clearing her table. She took a video of me walking by her table and wrote: sorry for the disturbance, youre just really cute.
I then asked this girl out and she said that shes down, but suggested if we can do something next week. I think it was because she was busy with exams. I then told her that I would let her know as well because my boss has yet to give me my work schedule. We still texted a bit after that. She asked me about my schooling, and then I asked her about her schooling in return. Last week, she told me that she finishes school this week, and that we can go out if I am still down. I told her that I was still down and said we can go out on the upcoming Wednesday. But she has left me on delivered for 4 days now and Wednesday is approaching. Her Snapchat score went up a bit during that time as well. Is it over? This girl is also pretty hot and out of my league. Since she is ignoring me, did she really even find me attractive, or was she just pranking me? Or maybe she thinks I'm attractive, but not attractive enough?
I just texted her last night if she is down for Wednesday (tomorrow).
No joke, she most likely posted that snap and then immediately DM'd all her friends and they had a group chat aboit how you were a punchline in a joke. Welcome to the real world, friend. Good luck
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
So not only am I ugly, but women want to torment me as well
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>I’’m ugly
Send proof
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
He's probably average. You'll tell him he's average. He'll get some of his confidence back. Think he's not so bad.
What you won't tell him is that average is ugly to women.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Pretty much, yeah. Women are hyenas in social circles
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Now you realize why the redpill guys are right and why we only use women for their bodies.
A snap score is pretty much how often someone has sent pictures/videos to people. If someone has a snap score of 50,000+ they probably have all of tinder on their Snapchat.
>assistant grocery manager at my work >always says I have creep energy or calls me a creep even tho I haven't done anything >makes fun of how I walk >recently came up behind me by surprised and picked me up when I didn't say he could >report it to my store manager and assistant store manager today >write down everything so they can send it to HR >assistant grocery manager comes in >an hour later he leaves >store manager pulls me aside and tells me he's no longer with the company
I didn't want him to get fired. I just wanted him to stop. I know it can be hard to get a job. Am I dumb for feeling bad about this?
also no, retards need to learn that their actions have consequences, but then again, retards at that age act that way for a reason, he probably already deflected the blame onto you and feels absolutely no remorse.
>he probably already deflected the blame onto you and feels absolutely no remorse.
Is that sufficient justification to lose the ability to provide for himself / his family?
Genuine question. Maybe he could learn his lesson without that level of physical duress?
It's not like you fired him. You just filed a report that led to him being fired. It's not your fault that your actions directly affected his ability to feed himself
Hoping for more answers on what Asians from non western countries expect fashion wise.
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It's more I don't know how to dress for someone from a different culture/country meeting me for the first time.
Sure, they know what I look like and have had a look at some of my fashion choices, and are integrating into my country, but I don't know what they figure is appropriate first date attire.
For example imagine an asian guy wearing a suit to a first date, or an asian girl wearing a dress to a first date, while you're wearing a shirt and jeans. Foreigner Asians seem to enjoy dressing up with high effort fashion choices, not necessarily always formal though.
>anonymous image board >creating a name for yourself
You are what is wrong with social media..you crave attention and a unique "identity". You are the snowflake personified
>performers exist
what a travesty of society
someone would crave to entertain and delight those around them
your post is a miss
the problem with social media is the filtering and autoidealization of people's profiles and pictures acting as if life is better than it is
this (stream of) personas is a slice of life that's not doctored for the female gaze nor is it trimmed and selected to be enviable
i represent a flawed, gross, self-aware, repentant human being for your benefit and entertainment, i am what is good and soulfully nutritious about social media
>you are a performer
You are nothing but text on a screen. Your capacity to entertain is equivalent to that of the average Hardy Boys novel, read and then immediately discarded
>the namefag supports the other namefag in a vain attempt to justify their own actions
You go out of your way to treat this site like a medium of recognition
LULZ is the exception to the rule. You don't come here to be recognized. If you do, you are in the wrong place, defeating the purpose of the anonymity of LULZ, and are better served at literally any other media outlet
I meant different boards on LULZ. You're trying to apply culture from 2006 /b/ here, and it doesn't work.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Different boards to have different culture but its still inside the anonymous framework.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Sure. And you're welcome to try and enforce that idea. But /adv/ is basically a blue /soc/ where identityfagging is the norm.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
What levels of delusions you must have to think/adv/ is anything like /soc/.
What you are trying to say is /atoga/ is full of attention whores, the same way LULZ is. It's pure mental illness from lonely anons who think they know better.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
The absolute majority of people here keep their anonymity. The way it's always been on this site and every corner of it. Hat's the way it's done here. You're pulling shit out of your ass. The only reason tripfags and namefags are allowed is because of the filters
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I'm just informing you, since you seem pretty new. You can keep making noise if you want, but /atoga/ has been this way for years.
No it hasn't. Before covid we had a couple tripfags but everyone stayed anonymous and "identities" weren't really a thing. It became like this since a couple years ago.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>it's been this way for years >you're wrong! it's only been this way for years!
>i feel like i'm disrespecting the girl when i start to think about her romantically or something, idk, so i never end up asking anything
Stop doing that. You're friendzoning yourself. You're welcome.
Why? It's not like she can read your thoughts. You're not doing anything. I think you're putting too much weight on your delusions of how they must think of you.
Granted, it's not good to be caught up in the opposite delusion either.
The kicker though is that you don't have to mention the sexual stuff. There's nothing to feel bad about if you don't even know whether they like you or not yet.
>the namefag supports the other namefag in a vain attempt to justify their own actions
You go out of your way to treat this site like a medium of recognition
>the namefag supports the other namefag in a vain attempt to justify their own actions
Ok? And?
>i feel like i'm disrespecting the girl when i start to think about her romantically or something, idk, so i never end up asking anything
My guy are you literally me?
Muscle gain and weight loss create a sense of confidence and determination in you. Others will also look at you and know that you accomplish what you set out to achieve, as is evidenced by your chiseled body. A 5 with ambition and confidence is better than an 8 with no sense of self worth
What do women think of Westerners being able to speak Japanese proficiently and not wanting to live in Japan aka staying where they are and just using Japanese to read? He just learned it for fun.
>weeaboo
I prefer to call myself an Animanga enjoyer, since I'm not obesessed with Japan and have no other interest in Japan except for the language and Animangas. Western entertainment doesn't cut it for me
>talking to a male friend on Discord >give some of my thoughts about life, about people, etc >he replies with "You're definitely fembrained" >I ask him what he means >"You're just kind of vapid. I have never found a single thing you've ever said compelling, unique, interesting, or insightful." >I reply with "ah, I see"
Did he mean this badly? I didn't know how to react.
And and WHAT were you even talking about? Also, if you're a girl, isn't having a fem-brain good? And why the fuck do you take underage Discorders seriously?
I'm a woman, I go get it waxed. I wouldn't judge a man for his choice of pubic hair. Although if one of the two is clean shaven and the other is hairy, that can cause friction during sex and maybe irritate skin.
Im a very masculine guy, if I wanted to get it clean shaven I would have to do a full body job. Obviously when it comes to porn, clean shaven is the way to go but if you like the girl, then you wont really care that much. Funny, that applies fo the guy as well. If shes clean shaven and he has a full bush it just looks weird.
Are women usually suicidal when they're on their period? My younger sister is clearly depressed but my parents aren't doing anything and say it's just because of her period?
Most people need a constant stream of interaction to feel connected to a person. It's unfortunate, but that's how these things work. Leave them alone for too long and they forget you exist.
It's probably also a communication problem. Do you ever tell them you'll be away for a while before just ghosting? That will tend to annoy people.
Im leaving my work soon, and i told my crush about it. She asked if im going to miss anyone.
I told her im going to miss someone for sure, can you guess? While giving her deep look in the eyes.
She got all shy and blushing and replied "i wonder who is that..."
Then i joked im going to miss that one coworker that nobody likes.
Next saturday we are going to work togheter and that is going to be last day for us.
During previous worker party she was all cutesy to me and hugging me and shit, one of my fem friends said she even looked jealous because i was talking to other girls?
She rejected me last february but that could be also because of >dont shit where you eat
Should i get her number? We chatted on snapchat before but i deleted the app.
Maybe suggest meetup sometime...totally not a date aha
if you can't muster up for at least a blowjob then it's pointless
girls will never be able to jack a guy off as well as he can jack himself off especially if you're basically admitting you're not into it at that moment
>avatarfag having the balls to ask this question
you are the same breed
if someone having an identity here bothers you so much, you are just a petty and dramatic brat
When I play video games, I intentionally go for characters or builds that I think other people would not use, because having a unique experience is more fun to me. Does that count?
Not really tho i enjoy contradicting people from time to time just to see with how many arguments they can come up and to test their will power per se.
Meh, I just have the mentality that you get to know someone the best when you are pushing him and trying to break him, not the best method tho I prefer it over getting them drunk. Tho im a cunt so idgaf most of the time.
Is that not what it is?
(You’re doing it rn to me lol)
I much prefer being challenged and stimulated
A conversation of pretty platitudes quickly makes Jack a dull boy
Women, rate how Gigachad I was in this moment out of 10
>tell my gf I'm leaving her because I've grown bored and want to be free again >she's sad >cries etc >softly tells me "You told me that I was the one" >I reply "Nah, I just said 'I THINK you're the one.' I never said for sure you actually were."
No, I just read the word Chad and felt depressed again. Don't even know why I responded.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Oh.. Well then, can you bottle your tears and send them to an address? They're nice to add to a good barbecue sauce for that gloomy flavor.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I haven't cried yet. I'm not that upset. But the feeling is really awful.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>I haven't cried yet. I'm not that upset. But the feeling is really awful.
Well i'll be waiting. In the mean time care to explain why you're broken up over chad? What causes a wooman unrequited heartbreak. Why doth thou feel so?
Every woman here deep down knows all they want is a loving husband with 2 kids in a cozy little house doing the dishes and meal prepping their kids and husband's
More like 3 kids, but sure. I want a family and it'd be nice if I could just take care of the house while he supports us. It's unreasonable to expect it these days, even if I'm very lucky and have a bf who can afford to have me as a stay at home mom.
It’s really hard to tell. When I talk to women they tend to say that they hate men because of hookup culture and other traditional aspects that men lack in modern culture. The same people also go clubbing and hook up with random people and then gossip about them and pick people apart. They have complained about guys not coming up to women anymore but are extremely anti man. A lot of them are on a spectrum of just doing this. Either really hating men or being slightly nice to men but still promote a culture against men. The ones that don’t hate men just notoriously hook up though. These aren’t friends just people I’ve interacted with at college. >colleges tend to have this type of culture
Might be different somewhere else. It definitely wasn’t like this when I was in Highschool.
K I made a bunch of vocaroos when I was drunk, I'll post them later, but the fashion model girl wants to get dinner with me, wtffff I'm panicking, and I have no good clothes here, should I go what do I do I'm scared ahhhhhh
@women
i keep being told that the world is full of decent women. If i want to find you where should i go and what sort of activities should i get involved in? >inb4 go to uni
i am 31 and have a decent career, going to uni will destroy it
let me rephrase my question, what sort of places and activities that will force people to be more social? i went to few events in the past and people in general were too autistic and didn't talk. i felt like a clown because i was the only one starting conversations. the lockdown made people even worse.
I'd be sad and ask him if he wants to hang out while he studies or eats so at least I see his cute face.
Also I'm pretty sure my bf didn't study even a day in his life.
I'd wonder what's wrong with him. I don't know, if he has that little interest in me and spending time together I'd be a little sad.
It's not the end of the world ultimately, but I'd prefer to be with a man who shows he cares more.
>man doubles down and decides to prioritize his schooling with zero o distractions >woman decides to go get fucked in the woods by her "guide"
Many such cases!
> GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK > SCHLUUUUURP > *BELCH
god why are you so jealous and paranoid, anon? We just went hiking. Every. Single. Time.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
lol this happen a lot to you?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
happens to everyone
difference is whether they found out or not
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Every time I fucking dont go hiking she's off in the woods blowing someone extremely loudly like I cant fucking hear that shit that fucking dumb whore. She comes back inside with spit drenching her shirt and just waltzes around like I have no idea what's going on. Why are women like this?
I had a friend as a kid that was super into it altho I sort of blanked out when he talked about it and he wouldn't let me touch any of the statues whenever I went to his house. I don't know anything about it other than painting the little characters, seems annoying and expensive, no?
>seems annoying and expensive, no?
yes girl, i prefer to have a collection of 50 shoes that i will never use. and 5 designer brand bags to show my sisters who is boss.
My GF likes looking at my lil dudes that I paint and lovingly listens to my lore tangents when I explain to her how the Emperor is actually the good guy even though people think he’s the golden bad man
To women
Would you be okay with a relationship where you alternate between being in a relationship and not being in a relationship, because the guy has severe PTSD and is easily overstimulated and so needs alone time with minimal emotional or sensory stimulation to decompress in order to avoid going completely Jack Torrance insane and killing himself?
ie
In January we're dating
In February we never talk or see each other
In March we're dating
In April we never talk or see each other
etc etc
This extends to marriage. In January 2030, we live together. In February, I live by myself. So on indefinitely.
>Why not?
Because what i've gathered from basically every time someone ask about mental illness women lack the ability to empathize with the man for whatever reason and are generally turned off by things like depression or PTSD or something that keeps you from being socially acceptable.
Dont need to be a woman to answer that. When you love someone you want to be with them. You dont want them to go away for months at a time because they may accidently kill you in their sleep. Get your mental situation straight first buddy.
idk how common this is because I have a representative sample of one, but a Boomer friend of mine said that her father (who fought in the bloodiest province of Vietnam with the highest death toll) was so unstable and prone to ballistic rages when she was a child during the 80s that she thought one day he'd snap and kill everyone in the family. He's a nice old grandpa now (largely thanks to being medicated).
>Dont need to be a woman to answer that. When you love someone you want to be with them. You dont want them to go away for months at a time because they may accidently kill you in their sleep. Get your mental situation straight first buddy.
The thing about men is that you can just ask us how many partners we've had and we'll give you an honest answer 99% of the time. Shocking I know.
>see a beautiful girl with long cascading black hair, in her early 20s probably, out in public playing on her phone >she looks serious, mature, introverted, mysterious >She's wearing shiny black stockings that cover every inch of her long legs, a skirt, low-heel shoes, a tight black shirt that accentuates her big boobs, and is rhythmically blowing big pink bubblegum bubbles every few seconds
I think I've fallen in love at first sight (and it was a long first sight, I stared for over a minute but thankfully she didn't see me). I want to cry that I will never see her again. Femanons, how do I find her again? How? I love her so much. I'm obsessed now. I masturbated to the memory of her and it was otherworldly.
I’m not looking for validation and I like anonymity
If I wanted people to rate my appearance or doxx me I would go to /soc/
I’ve thought about posting before but the thought makes me uncomfortable. I only really care about the opinion of one person from here.
>Why don’t you post pics of yourself on here?
I think it's shitty towards my boyfriend to fish for attention on LULZ by posting pictures of myself, and also safety/anonymity. What you put on the internet is there forever.
I come here to be anonymous and have my opinion valued because it's good and not because I look good, posting pics of myself to go with my posts would kind of go against the point.
>"You can't get a girl because of your attitude"
Yah cause if there's one thing guys who get a lot of pussy is known for, it's treating women with respect
M.
Technically yes, but it was emotional cheating. I said I loved you to someone that did not give a fuck about me while dating someone else. To give myself some credit I was going insane.. and my gf would not give bj's... but that's neither here nor there
Clarification: I'm not claiming that I know which one happened to you but being drunk doesn't remove your ability to consent. Being so drunk that you can't really move does.
>But officer! I couldn't consent to drive! I was drunk!
M
Yes.
It's only sexting but I am telling myself it's not cheating for good reason. If sexting is cheating and I am already guilty and condemned and all cheating is equally bad, is there any reason not to fuck whoever and whenever I want? If I'm already guilty because cheating is all or nothing, then anyone who does anything might as well fuck like crazy, right?
I deny that and say cheating is a sliding scale. My situation is unique and I still don't feel guilty about what I've done.
But just stepping over the threshold is still trespassing.
ladies if I asked you to bounce that ass in a kind respectful manner would you? If I joined in as well would it make it easier for you to get in the mood and bounce that ass? Asking for a friend.
Shyness comes from a lack of confidence
Introversion is a preference to be alone or with less people, in more quiet and intimate places
That’s how I see it >Google says otherwise!
Science is a liar (sometimes)
Love yourself
M.
It's a love hate relationship. While it has given me further insight into female psychology and their condition and perceived role within the species I cant help but loathe that insight sometimes.
>/atoga/ >What role does a general on a Mongolija basket weaving forum have in my life
Huh? I just come here to shitpost and get in arguments with homosexuals. What else is there? M, same as 99% of homosexuals posting here.
I like shitposting here a lot. And every so often a gem of a response will come through from a female creature that gives me a ray of hopeful sunshine in my dark desolate existence.
But mostly it's a shitposting target where I farm (You)s like a southern sharecropper
F. I've been posting here on and off for at least 6 years but probably more. I like it, even if there's too much drama since we started identity fagging.
you can still be his psycho the rapist but that's pretty sus bro idk maybe just beat his ass but that's pretty sus bro idk tough spot but are you just gonna let that go
Ladies why does firefox take so long to compile? I'm running this job using the j8 makopt and i've still been sitting here for like half an hour shit posting as a result.
Women don't get turned on when flattered. That just dries them up as now they think they're better than you
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
So you're saying I must degrade these hoes in order to make them wet, eh? Seems counter intuitive but matches with the model i've built thus far.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Watch out, we got a cool guy over here
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Excuse me? I am a scientist. I simply go on what the empirical evidence supports. So far i've come to two conclusions. That women of the species homo-spaiens have no sense of fealty, in as well they pretend to like flattery but actually enjoy degradation. That concludes my findings.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Did you buy a white coat to match those big words too?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Its the same principle as buying used car, you try to shit over it and find as many mistakes so you can lower its price. Apply the same logic to women.
Foxes are the l33t haXors of the animal kingdom. Have you ever encountered a grey fox in the wild. They not only can run up to 35 miles per hour, but in as well have the ability to climb trees. Furthermore foxes are often venerated in East Asian cultures as being both malicious trickster in as well a patron deity most notably in the Japanese kami of fertility and rice Inari no Mikoto.
I've only ever met red foxes Had a family living nearby. They're sneaky little shits who run fast as fuck, but they also really love sleeping. Which is great, they look very cute when they do.
>Foxes are based tho, best animal.
Indeed, they're starting to domesticate them, but they're quite expensive. Also apparently they spray and generally tear things up. Worth it imho
I know. I'd love to get one to be honest, but I also really want kids so it seems like a terrible idea to mix children and not fully domesticated animals. I'll just look at cute pictures of foxes on the internet and suffer.
>Implying that a guy vilifies women for reasons that "say it all" is a common insult used by WOMEN. You were trying to say that I don't have sex, I just decided to call it out since you didn't want to say what you really meant.
Kek, I'm going to stop answering now anon, I really didn't meant any insult to you or what you do in your life, if you want just reread our posts.
I just thought that maybe my life choices would not be seen as crazy to other people outside my bubble, apparently not. But that's ok too.
I'm not the one getting flustered enough to make typos and feel compelled to immediately correct them.
I'm not insulted at all. I'm just goading you at this point because its clear I struck a nerve.
M. Not at all. My mother is too self-centered and my father has his new wife to dote on. My grandparents just want me to make things of myself, and I'm an only child. If anything, all I feel is the vrusging burden of expectation
anyone who ever claims to love me is a russian sleeper agent
what's more likely, that I am worthy of love or that there's a grand conspiracy by russia or something to trick me into doing something for their benefit
M
sometimes, but not really by anybody but my mother... maybe my nieces. My nieces are enough for me. They're so adorable. I just sent them copies of chainsaw man among other things yesterday.
>girls on tinder are more demanding than they’d be irl, because of the high number of matches (meaning you’re easily overwhelmed) as well as the app aspect making us into a commodity and thus being judged based on very superficial terms, and with less leniency >someone who didn’t look like much on tinder might actually get your attention if you met them irl and you vibed. They might even be more attractive than they are on camera, and some features you don’t like on pictures turn out to actually be your thing when irl >basically a guy who’s very normal would get your attention irl but wouldn’t always get it on apps where you’re inherently conditioned to expect and look for “better”. The app makes you expect to find Prince Charming or hot bimbo, so you pass on every other option, but if met irl they might actually turn out to be very suitable
Essentially apps flatten us into a product, and we’re all looking for high end products according to whichever criteria we have, and so we pass on people who would actually strike our fancy if we met them irl
Not really. You are trying too hard to remove agency from both men and women for what I assume is your lack of success. The truth is probably that you suck and desperately need to find excuses for your shortcomings rather taking responsibility
I’ve actually based this off how many people I’ve matched with, met, and was disappointed by their looks irl, while actually managing successful encounters with people I met in everyday life, and who I know we wouldn’t have matched with each other off the apps.
Essentially the profiles were false representations of us to the point where we both would have missed out on someone we actually would have liked, simply because on pictures it wouldn’t have been conveyed
It’s funny I just remembered this really cute blonde I was so excited to meet, really my type, then we had our date and I spent it all looking at her massive teeth and really pointy face, none of which appeared on camera, and I wanted to leave.
Few months later I’m striking a convo with a girl I noticed at a bar, and I realize that if I had just seen her picture, I would not have swiped right.
No. I'd be worried he'd feel insecure and about loyalty (him wanting more experience, him not being able to resist temptation, him settling for me, etc).
Nope
No I would prefer it because I would be his everything
Also why are people obsessed with virgins? If you have sex with one person enough times they eventually gain experience and get better. People are desperate for quick gratification.
These are ugly girls opinions, do not listen to them.
No. I'd be worried he'd feel insecure and about loyalty (him wanting more experience, him not being able to resist temptation, him settling for me, etc).
I'll never forget one day saying this to a girl while we were on a vacation together. She was so flirty the entire trip and after this moment it was like everything dried up and I was a eunuch
No I would prefer it because I would be his everything
Also why are people obsessed with virgins? If you have sex with one person enough times they eventually gain experience and get better. People are desperate for quick gratification.
>Also why are people obsessed with virgins?
Because lots of (arguably most) girls rag on male virgins and say they wouldn't want anything to do with them so obviously a lot of insecurity results
Because it's not a small number of women who believe it and not all of them are vapid. I like to believe my friends aren't that shallow and even they act like it'd be weird to get with a virgin
No, it's not that the app plays with people's inherent attractiveness per se, but that the amount of attractive matches lets say is disproportionate when compared to the amount one would normally find in their day to do day lives. In other words that normal looking goy over there is going to be a three on tinder as monsuier thundercock is actually a six online, there are many of him, and they are giving all of their attention to plan jane who now believes that she's a ten. So no, people do to some degree up their stats looks wise but not to as meaningful an extent to which something like the shear volume of applicants lets say would matter. Hope that makes sense, am slightly high. Also firefox finally finished compiling.
>girls on tinder are more demanding than they’d be irl, because of the high number of matches (meaning you’re easily overwhelmed) as well as the app aspect making us into a commodity and thus being judged based on very superficial terms, and with less leniency >someone who didn’t look like much on tinder might actually get your attention if you met them irl and you vibed. They might even be more attractive than they are on camera, and some features you don’t like on pictures turn out to actually be your thing when irl >basically a guy who’s very normal would get your attention irl but wouldn’t always get it on apps where you’re inherently conditioned to expect and look for “better”. The app makes you expect to find Prince Charming or hot bimbo, so you pass on every other option, but if met irl they might actually turn out to be very suitable
Essentially apps flatten us into a product, and we’re all looking for high end products according to whichever criteria we have, and so we pass on people who would actually strike our fancy if we met them irl
Would you agree?
Guy here.
The number of girls I’ve matched with who didn’t look like their pictures is insane. In fact sometimes you feel bamboozled.
However I’ve also met girls irl who I physically liked quite a bit but I know for a fact I wouldn’t have swiped right on them based on looks alone.
>Guy here. >The number of girls I’ve matched with who didn’t look like their pictures is insane. In fact sometimes you feel bamboozled. >However I’ve also met girls irl who I physically liked quite a bit but I know for a fact I wouldn’t have swiped right on them based on looks alone. >All this to say phones are weird.
I guess I was little biased towards a girls perspective on tinder. Am also a guy. Havent met up with many people from Tinder but match with girls I think are cute and never get replies. I think this is due to what I stated above. I'm told constantly I'm attractive, yet that happens. There might be something else wrong with my profile though
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please understand i am extremely autistic when it comes to actually pulling of anything remotely to a date
my hands are sweaty af
my bpm is over 120
Do we have to show our bad sides to be authentic? So what if I don't tell everyone that I'm a bitter grump on the inside full of homicidal rage and suicidal depression that's only questionably sane? Is it fake or deceptive to only show people the half of me that's wholesome and stable and positive, even if that side is genuinely a part of me and I mean every word I speak to others? Are our bad sides and emotional issues more authentic than our good sides?
No they're equally as authentic as the other. The mask is also your true self. Simply because you have a shadow when the sun shines down are you no longer real?
The asians (I think) have a great proverb about this, you have 1st mask that you show to the world, 2nd which is reserved for your friends and family etc., and than your real face which only you see. Something along those lines.
lol yes "The Asian" are quite wise aren't they. While this may be true it goes without saying that if your private mask doesn't match your public mask to too great an extreme without discernible reason there's a problem.
Meh i understand their logic tho I wouldnt agree with it, imo I dont have masks, everyone knows im a cunt and if they push me sooner or later ill show my teeth.
>have crippling oral fixation >all these new ads about pills with pictures of girl's tongues
AHHHHHHHH! I need someone to talk my boner down before I get tissue damage
Ladies, a quick question. If we were the last two people on earth and we had to reproduce to make the world continue would you reproduce with me? Answer wisely. Vid related.
Ugh, pass >anon I know you just sat down, but the prime minister of Australia wants you to fly out and listen to a sound her car is making >also can you go kill the spiders in every bathroom on this block? >anon you've got to help, there is famine in Europe because nobody can decide what they want for dinner!
realistically they'd hook you up to a milking machine and never let you leave a guarded bunker. You might occasionally get to fuck whichever woman ends up in charge, but she probably won't be some kind of model.
I'm at that stage in my life where I can afford literally anything I want but if I were to buy a new game I'd get maybe 2-3 hours to play it over the next month.
realistically they'd hook you up to a milking machine and never let you leave a guarded bunker. You might occasionally get to fuck whichever woman ends up in charge, but she probably won't be some kind of model.
yes but i also lost it very late so i probably have a greater appreciation for the girl giving me a chance than some guy who lost it at 16 when girls didn't think it was bad yet
No problem man, going through the same thing. I want to talk to her about anything but I know I have to wait. At least now I dont feel like my body is breaking down on a cellular level.
I'm wishing you the best in your case. I'm scared because in my own case the last thing I said was basically goodbye, but she saved the message in Snapchat and I'm just stuck waiting for a reply since she's done that.
I can't stop thinking of ways to try and get her attention without texting her but I need to remember what you just said.
Pretty sure they make you wait on purpose. Shes probably thinking she better not reply to soon because she will look needy.
Anyways, thanks for the wishes, I wish you all the luck in the world as well.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Shes probably thinking she better not reply to soon because she will look needy.
In my case she has a new boyfriend. I just want her to text me back so I can wrap it up with a goodbye and we can have a rose tinted ending or something. Idk man, she was my only friend for the last 6 months and I've been dropped with nothing.
Anyway - I've got a new job lined up. I'm looking forward to the future. Hoping I can deal with the short term a bit easier.
Guys, how would a girl find a bf if she's ugly/awkward? Everyone seems to say it's insanely easy to find a bf but in general guys just don't seem very interested in me.
girls always ask bait questions like after they had a fight with their bf to boost their ego back up, kys roastie no one cares that dylan cheated on you
For guys, does having sex with a girl make you less interested in her? Because you feel like you've already gotten what you wanted (sex) and don't care about her anyomre?
if all i wanted from her was sex and the sex wasn't anything special, yeah
obviously it's different if i wanted a relationship or if the sex was fantastic
Nah it makes me more interested. I don't like waiting more than three dates, I think it's silly. And even if I am not crushing I will always give it a chance.
It might seem like leading them on, but I think that's a hypocritical way of thinking. Most guys would Kill to have a chance to fuck their crush even if she isn't crushing on them.
Sometimes, yeah. If I barely know a girl I'm a lot less interested if we've already had sex. But if I've been working on getting to know her for a long time and she's amazing on top of the sex, then no
If I've lost interest in you after sex I probably wasnt really interested in you in the first place for whatever reason that may be. Either it's because I was feeling lonely, or because some new information came to light, like you fart a lot during sex.
I think that for a lot of women (myself included to be honest) sex drive is heavily influenced by their emotions.
As they feel less strongly for their partner, so past the honeymoon phase, they also want to have less sex.
Usually I don't have a super high sex drive, could easily masturbate once every other week, but I've rarely gone one day without having sex with my bf and I am honestly consumed by my desire for him.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
What's interesting about my friend's case is she has no trouble with ons but lost the arousal when she got in a relationship.
Literally most women have this problem
They always get bored in relationships since their sex drives are based on SPONTANEITY and EXCITEMENT unlike men who are just constantly in a start of horniness so when things settle into a pattern they get bored
It's literally more common in men, that's why it's called the Madonna-Whore Complex and there's no female counterpart.
Drop the blackpill and actually do research instead of strengthening your biases.
I have a friend (female) who has that problem, and I want to know just how rare that is, i.e. how crazy she is. Freud used to say that it only happened to men, but it seems it can happen to women too.
Now stop obsessing over limp dicks, anon.
This is my first boyfriend so i guess it's referring to only one person
Care to explain?
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H-Hot
He doesn't go down on me and doesn't really touch or kiss my body or do any type of foreplay. He does try to stimulate my clit with his fingers but sucks at it because he never looks at what he's doing and doesn't listen to my suggestions on how he could improve. He never made me cum and I'm just horny and frustrated all the time
>Oof. From my understanding this is like the best part of sex for a woman, no?
It should be but not for me lol >Has he ever? Some girls like it and some don't so this might be because of previous relationships. Have you talked him about it?
No, he never has and I'm his first gf and sexual partner. At first he kept giving me excuses when i asked him to go down on me, later he said he was scared he's going to be bad at it and the only time he came close to doing it he ended up saying he doesn't think it's for him before he started doing anything >Don't let him read this or he will kill himself
Tbh i think he's aware. I masturbated after sex in front of him before
Oh, are you the one who had to convince him to accept a blowjob because he thinks oral is dirty?
No, different anon. He doesn't have a problem accepting oral. Just giving it
Must be. Why would a woman make you wait hours or days before she texts you back? I could text 10 woman and ask them directions and get an immediate response. If I text "her" and ask her out to lunch I'm subjected to 20 hours of fear and terror.
Every damn day I have to beat back the urge to beat my meat furiously until my balls ache. If I'm ever in a relationship I'm basically one flirty look away from ripping off her clothes and ravaging her every orifice.
It's bad
>How high is your libido? Essentially, how often do you crave sex? >State gender
M. I have the ultimate libido.
I could fuck right now if I really wanted to.
Haha yeaaaah, I could do it pretty much whenever.
Not really. I dont really care if a girl has tons of sex so long as she doesnt present herself as a madonna. It's about the disingenuous nature of pretending one is innocent while being a slut that confuses me. It's as though the word "innocent" means nothing anymore if one may be a "whore" as well.
No, it's a ridiculous theory to throw women's rare sexual failures onto the shoulder's of men somehow. A man who loves you won't have any issue having sex with you after you've had kids.
That’s not what that complex means. It means you lose respect for your gf/wife after having sex together because you can’t respect women who are not totally virginally pure.
how many dates do i have to go on with a girl before i can start mentioning the garden gnomes and their role in the increasing corruption and depravity of the west
Was watching a holocaust documentary with my mother when she came to visit.. She doubted the six million just casually. She's an engineer so she just very bluntly was like "i dont know if that's possible". I could not stop laughing.
It doesn't mean as much when someone doesn't mean it.
but never feeling like you're seriously losing it?
Define "seriously losing it". I absolutely hate when I come across as overly romantic, so when I end up acting that way during sex despite actively trying to suppress it, it's def an obvious loss of composure.
slurring speech, getting fucked so good you can't move, shaking, "mental debilitation" is probably extreme but something like seriously losing the ability to think straight
I slur my speech half the time anyway, but that does happen during sex. And shaking happens, but I'm pretty sure it's just because I have no stamina and my legs get shaky from being on top too long.
>How many secrets do you have?
shieeeet. jk. just one, although I talk about it all the time in my schizo ramblings so i'm sure the authorities are on to me by now.
I agree with [...]. Cute holds way more emotional value than sexy in my opinion.
I can accept that you think that way as well as appreciate the attempted compliment. But it doesn't change the fact that, if I had to labeled something, I wouldn't want it to be "cute".
Even exes?
Even exes. I've never shown an ex my toy bin/drawer.
Huh. I'd imagined you as more open than that with partners, though I suppose you are often concerned about being perceived as a slut.
I'm not worried about being seen as a slut, because I'm not one. I just worry that I'll come across as weird for investing so much money in the collection, or that the guy will make other assumptions based on it.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
What other assumptions?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
ASSumptions
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
That I am/was a porn streamer or something, for example. Every single time I mention having a ton of toys, guys itt assume that's why.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Oh. That had never occurred to me.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
But you'd make some sort of assumptions if I showed you a tub of dildos, including some weird ones, right?
>so much money
Didn’t you say you barely use most of them?
Can we get a ballpark estimate for how much you’ve spent on dildos?
It's not about using them, it's about owning them. For reference, I keep an allowance of fifty bucks a month for stupid shit like online shopping. I usually end up saving it between months and splurging around Valentine's/Christmas sales, or when I'm depressed. I've been doing so for many, many years.
You do the math.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I think this might be based.
Do they do special Valentine’s sales for dildos? That would be funny.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
There are tons of sales on multiple big name sites around Valentine's Day. Usually meant for couples, but I won't let being single keep me from taking advantage of the deals. I used to never have to buy lube because every time I bought new toys they'd include some and a ton of useless "mystery gifts".
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
No. I'd find it intriguing and I'd want to learn more, but I'd also try to hide the fact I was interested.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>but I'd also try to hide the fact I was interested
Fuck. If I could unabashedly talk to a guy about something as private as my sex toys, I think that'd be a sign of a genuine connection and compatibility.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
How long have your previous relationships lasted?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Usually around a year before incompatibilities became apparent.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I think I can understand how people can be in a relationship and still feel lonely now. Not that you did.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>so much money
Didn’t you say you barely use most of them?
Can we get a ballpark estimate for how much you’ve spent on dildos?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
It is weird, but you can own the weirdness. Just use it as a funny icebreaker, like “I didn’t want to collect stamps, and this was the next thing that came to mind”
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I wish I was that smooth when I'm embarrassed. If I had a man alone in my room and my sex toys were out, I wouldn't be able to think about anything clever.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
That’s why you plan ahead. I know I sure do. >she doesn’t have 5 preplanned lines for each room of her house, including the laundry room
They say that luck favors the well-prepared, and that’s true in love as well.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
No, I will never preplan lines again.
One time I noticed I had a lot of one dollar bills before going on a date with a guy while in highschool. I pulled out my pocket book and started thumbing through my wad of cash when we went to pay and turned to him and said "don't worry, I didn't get this from stripping". The joke fell so flat that I considered leaving.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
based highschool chad not encouraging women to be funny
I’m pretty open about who I am. I don’t really feel the need to hide myself. When it comes to intimate things that’s different and I get heartbroken easily when it comes to romantic things.
At home sucking on my vape pen really hard just to get as muchh thc out of it as possible. Ladies I now have empathy for your plight. Blowjobs must be hard. 🙁
Yo listen. Since you're a girl, do you think I should text her back?
It's a long story, we had an "argument", and we had still been flirting, but she has a new boyfriend. I would love for us to speak one final time but I'm gonna look real needy.
>A vocal minority indeed. This reminds me of a similar little "group"... a vocal minority that needed a lesson in manners...
The blacks, right? You're talking about the blacks? I hate'em too. Goddamn black bastards. Especially the autistic one's, bleh.
Women, why do you stop responding to messages?
It mainly happens on tinder/bumble, we are having a decent convocation and I no longer get any replies. Am I just boring? They never seem to unmach, makes me feel like shit.
check out the gender ratio on tinder and other apps, it's like 80% men 20% women. they are literally getting too many matches to care about one single mediocre "conversation".
>niche dating apps >implying women are more likely to use niche apps than the popular ones
Mostly middle-aged people use the niche ones from what I've head.
I'm not talking about the Chinese tinder ripoffs, I'm talking about ones that are more likely to appeal to women, like ones for demisexuals/pansexuals/asexuals etc.
>I'm talking about ones that are more likely to appeal to women, like ones for demisexuals/pansexuals/asexuals etc.
Why would those appeal to women when women only get on dating apps for validation from men?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
what about the weird unattractive alt girls who like zodiacs and shit? theyve gotta be online somewhere.........
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>what about the weird unattractive alt girls who like zodiacs and shit? theyve gotta be online somewhere.........
one of them found me once. She gave me a zodiac reading to see if we were compatible and i did okay. Think she was really shy though.. Oh well.
Girls
You visit a guy's house for the first time and while walking down the hallway there's a door locked shut with a heavy padlock. There's a sign on it that says "DO NOT ENTER". The guy is avoiding talking about it.
What do you do?
I am possessed by a simply terrible, cringe, homosexualy idea that I need to be exorcised of:
There was a tournament to the death of video game characters from all genres to determine who was the ultimate. I want to use the same process to determine the ultimate /atoga/ regular.
Please either convince me to abandon this or provide me with a list of at least 16 combatants, not necessarily namefags or tripfags. For example, that anon who hates namefags would count as a regular.
I could provide an unbiased contest but my combatant selection would focus on ones I focus on more.
Keeping this shitfest in deadthreads.
I came up with 26 in alphabetical order and there are multiple letters out there too:
Asian Girl poster
Bimbo
C. B.
Discord-chan
EE
FAQgot
Giantess
Horny Bastard
Incelbro
JH
KillerCroc
Lydian
Mowse
Nicol Bolas
Orbiter
Phimosis
QT
Rulebreaker
SweetnLow
Tallgirl
"Ugly" anon
inVisible girl
"We should murder all namefags" anon
eXhibanon
copYanon
schiZoanon
Eat my cock
Everyone,
Do you take your favorite bite of food first or last?
Last
Last if I manage to be a good girl with self control.
first
i rarely finish my food
Last
State gender
Have you ever listened to a song that gave you a profound realization? What’s the song and what has it done for you?
No
I could name so many, and countless more im not thinking of rn, but I give you Panic by The Smiths.
The message: bee yourself
i know the pieces fit
cause i watched them tumble down
mildewed and smoldering
it doesn't mean i dont desire
to point the finger
blame the other
watch the temple topple over~
ultimately it's my fault that my sense of community is anemic
nah
does that figure have hemmoroids & constipation
i leveled up into the person that posts 1 story a month and doesn't look at any stories or profiles
oo
kill em
i got the lyrics wrong sorry i didn't research enough for this post
I've done the math enough to know
The dangers of our second guessing
Doomed to crumble, lest we grow
And strengthen our communication
Nerd
i'm at a point of spiritual hesitation where i know the solution but the "problem" is a lack of attachments and i don't know how to convince myself that other people would help me grow and not just siphon my mana
i know the pieces fit but do i want them to? do i need more pieces to grow?
i'm in a phase where i'm dealing with people rather than being with people and my schizophrenia symptoms are going away (they still persist for the attachments that remain) and i sleep better not having so many ties to maintain
idk man idk
tool is superb
Idk either bro
Ride the spiral
I wish you well
Too many times. Usually it's just music that makes me realize something I'm missing in my life, however small. It's usually not a great feeling but it's a welcome one. I'd post examples but there are way too many.
male or female?
hobbies you like/hobbies you think everyone should try once?
F
I don’t really have a hobby that’s specific to me that others would like. I crochet but it takes patience. My other hobbies are pretty basic.
Male
Relaxing and chilling
Actually I change mine
Roller skating
Tried roller skating. Fell down and went boom.
Squidward, is that you?
Were both squidward
SQUIRTward
Get better with practice
I used to rollerskate as a kid
I don't know how people manage to fall in those things, they're like super maneuverable
Yeah they’re pretty awesome and freeing. It really sucks that I moved somewhere without a rink there’s not enough flat land to not die while skating outside.
I've thought about just cycling to a parking lot at midnight and just skating in the dark
never did do it though
Good luck you better hope the cement job is perfect
probably good enough
but then again, it's been more than a decade since I've skated, so what do I know, lmao
I don't even own a pair of skates anymore
Get some
Hobbies that have died out can be wholesome to restart. I kind of lost all my hobbies for a few years then rediscovered them and love them even more now.
Drawing. Especially if you do it daily for like 10 mins or something. It's easy, pretty relaxing, and teaches you to be consistent
Post something you’ve drawn
Also, STATE GENDER
M. Still studying figure drawing lol
You can draw better than me
FUCK I NEED TO IMPROVE
M. Climbing. At first it can be really challenging and even scary at some points, but once you get to the top you feel amazing
Well, no one hobby is for everyone, so the best I could do is suggest practical hobbies.
I think things like cooking, basic exercise, reading, some kind of basic expression(music, art, writing), maybe journaling? It's all basic shit but anything other than that and I wouldn't be able to recommend it for "anyone" to try once. Basically just try to make a hobby out of some basic things and I think it'll be good for you. It has been for me.
Male
>Hobbies I like
Hunting, fishing, Warhammer 40k, reading, writing
>Hobbies I think everyone should try once
If you eat meat, hunting. People have become soft and detached from what it means to eat the flesh of an animal without ever having to actually kill something.
music production
men,
would you consider it weird if your girlfriend thanked you for an orgasm?
A bit, but i think it's pretty subby behavior
No idea, I'll get back to you when I find out.
Yes. I would be disturbed, possibly even frightened.
Just say “thank you dadddyyyy omg you are the biggest guy everrrr”
I’d fuck w that
No, I would like it
Thay's pretty much the dream
Sounds hot, I'm down. Reminds me of a tale I heard of a girl who would thank guys after giving them oral.
The only person I know have done this was a Christian pastor lady that made the guy pray with her and thank for the orgasm lmao.
Dear women,
Why are you all so incredibly mean?
P.S. why don't you look like pic related anymore?
Emo 2002>Feminist 2022
Emo may have been around in the oughts, but the height of it was more like 2006-2013. Early 00's were a different thing. Frosted tips and all that.
I read a scary story about eyeliner leaking toxic chemicals into my eyeballs so I stopped wearing it
I try not to be
That style takes too much effort and I don’t like makeup
>why don't you look like pic related anymore?
Because my sister did and I had to watch her go through fad after fad and absolutely destroy her hair.
Huh, it's Birdy. Birdy i'm like you're biggest fan :0
Sorry, I'm too big of an influencer to interact with you.
You need to be breaking 5 (you)s minimum before we can collab.
but i'm not even namefagging and I just came to this thread so how would you know? I have one (You) so far. Can someone give me more (You)'s? Spare any (You)'s, sir?
>but i'm not even namefagging
There's your problem
>There's your problem
That's two (You)'s now. Slowly but surely the day that Birdy senpai collabs with me draws near.
Does this count as two?
*counts on fingers
YES!!!
One more and birdy will finally truly notice me.
Good luck!
THE PROPHECY HAS BEEN FULFILLED!!!!
BIRDY, DID YOU SEE THAT SHIT bro!!
IN YOUR FUCKING FACE NOW YOU HAVE TO COLLAB
Shut the fuck up already, the shtick is already old
what shtick? Care to explain, friend?
Ugh. Fine.
You've officially been noticed™
Already dripping
>tfw too brown and curly haired to ever pull of anything like that
>still liked shopping at hot topic
Use a hair straightener, lol
Please tell me you didn't wear ripped jeans.
...Please tell me you don't wear ripped jeans now.
I don't ever want to have sex.
I'm 27, above average looks, can talk to people just fine and was hit on by girls since HS.
But here's the thing, I don't think the pleasure from sex is worth the risks, time etc.
What always bungled my mind is that no one seems to care about STDs, not in HS, not at work, for me that is crazy, this part was always what mostly disturbed me.
I do feel sexual attraction (I'm not asexual), I feel very horny at times, but recently I was tempted in a very peculiar way, and I found that, I'm 100% positive that I won't act on this impulse, maybe I'm too autistic in that regard, but for me the math doesn't add up.
And for the first time, I feel very comfortable with myself, having definitely closed this door once and for all.
I talk more about it here
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What do you guy think about this?
This is interesting but who
>but who
?
But why you mean?
Well, as I said, I don't think the risk of getting a life long diseases is worth the momentary pleasure of sex.
Maybe it's suffering for you, but I don't think it's worth it, the risks are just to high, and for what? A few moments of pleasure? I left this door open for so long, because I thought that since no one seems to think this way, there may be an error in my logic, or that I should act in a certain way, or that is natural, but no. I've come to realize that, there is nothing wrong with this, and since I came to terms that I don't need to have sex, I am very comfortable with my decision.
>>but who
>?
but who THE FUCK ASKED LMAOOO
No one, I'm just sharing and trying to see what you guys think about this situation/decision.
I think it’s good that you’ve decided to drop out of the race peacefully without shooting up a church like your angrier brothers.
I'm not an incel, several girls made sexual advances over the years, but it never made sense to me, I never got passed how over a spam of 5 years a lot of people would have multiple relationships (date and end the relationship or hook up with strangers at parties, or hookup with friends), it's like no one gives a fuck about "light STDs".
I think most people are just uneducated. I’m not sure where you live, but in the US, sex education is almost nonexistent. It’s ignorance, not malice.
>I’m not sure where you live, but in the US, sex education is almost nonexistent. It’s ignorance, not malice.
People here know exactly what STDs are, they just don't care. Same reason women don't make guys wear condoms and let them cum inside even though no form of birth control is flawless. The pleasure is worth the risk to then.
I don't know what a "light STD" is and I think many other people don't know either
I assume he means a "non-serious" one like herpes or crabs or something as opposed to AIDS or syphilis.
Exactly what I mean, I don't consider these light at all, because for me any STD is too much, but I think most people wouldn't bat an eye at stuff like HPV, which will likely never show any symptoms and if you don't get checked you would not even know you have it, but, it can cause very bad complications at old age and if your immune system is weakened, if you have cancer, etc.
HPV just like oral herpes can be transmitted through a kiss.
Fifty percent to 80 percent of U.S. adults have oral herpes.
Approximately 79 million Americans are currently infected with HPV, with roughly 14 million people becoming newly infected each year. Most men and women — about 80 percent of sexually active people — are infected with HPV at some point in their lives, but most people never know they have the virus.
Sources NHS, Johns Hopkins, Cleveland Clinic.
>I think most people are just uneducated.
That is one possibility, but I don't know think so, but I haven't done research on how different countries deal with this, so I can't say.
Do whatever the fuck you want literally nobody cares about you and your opinions
I know that, I'm just making conversation, why are you so angry?
You don't want to make conversation, you want to validate your opinions to feel a sense of superiority while discrediting what others say. You don't care about others opinions.
>you want to validate your opinions to feel a sense of superiority while discrediting what others say.
Why do you think that? Superiority? Why would you jump to that? My whole life I was treated as less then, and people never gave an explanation why they thought that, mostly that did were angry half ass explanations like yours.
>while discrediting what others say.
Not really, but if you aren't going to say I'm wrong, you better back up your claims.
The point of sex is to procreate. The ultimate human fulfillment is having a child with someone you love and seeing that child grow and carry on your legacy. Every civilization placed a great importance on this because it is the cornerstone of human existence. If you don't agree with this universal principle, you are a misanthrope with false illusions about life.
do you think girls taking the pill having sex without getting pregnant something fries their brain?
Sorry I gotta be that guy, but the sexual revolution and the advent of contraceptives have been a disaster for the human race.
i a gree anon the pill is not good for the female body, at all
>The point of sex is to procreate.
This is such a bullshit that I won't even answer.
>The ultimate human fulfillment is having a child with someone you love and seeing that child grow and carry on your legacy. Every civilization placed a great importance on this because it is the cornerstone of human existence.
More bullshit...
>If you don't agree with this universal principle, you are a misanthrope
My way is the only right way...
>you are a misanthrope with false illusions about life.
I'm god and I know everything about reality, life, etc...
Kek.
I haven't seen something like this in a long time.
lol how is furthering the species bullshit?
>The ultimate human fulfillment is having a child with someone you love and seeing that child grow and carry on your legacy.
This is the posters opinion, you don't know what is the "ultimate human fulfillment" or if there is one.
>and carry on your legacy.
Same answer as above.
>Every civilization placed a great importance on this
This means nothing.
>because it is the cornerstone of human existence.
So what?
>If everyone thought like you, humanity wouldn't exist.
Not everyone thinks like me.
>Therefore, you are a misanthrope.
misanthrope a person who dislikes humankind and avoids human society.
Definition by the Oxford Dictionary.
I do not dislike humankind nor do I avoid human society, thus I'm not a misanthrope.
>Even if you don't believe in a god or some divine purpose for humanity, the biological imperative exists
I never denied it's existence, but you don't know or don't understand what the biological imperative is, you think it's supposed to give meaning, direction or purpose to your life? Not it's not.
>regardless of whether or not demoralized idiots like you choose to acknowledge it.
Again, it does not dictate how you should live your life. For that you have to put on your big boys pans and start thinking for yourself. If you want to have sex, and reproduce, so be it, I don't, and that is ok too.
Ok doomer
>posters opinion
Yeah maybe, but its an opinion informed by personal experience, thousands of years of history, and billions of people who would agree with me. What vapid narcissistic psychopath would agree with your idea? The serial killers of the world? The suicidal middle-aged women without kids?
>The values and realizations of past people mean nothing, even though I live in the world that they built
lol. Yeah, everyone who ever existed before us were a bunch of morons who didn't have microwaves and tinder. They should have just done whatever they wanted all the time.
>so what?
Human existence is not important to you? You are a misanthrope.
>Not everyone thinks like me
A lot of people do and its awful. But that's not the point. Its the hypothetical. Its about the principle of it. Imagine if everyone DID think like you. What kind of world would we be living in?
>I do not dislike humankind even though I couldn't give a rip whether or not it continues to exist.
There is more nuance to words and language than can be found in a single definition. Your attitude towards procreation says a lot about you and what your real thoughts about life are.
>You don't know what a biological imperative is. Its not supposed to give meaning, direction, or purpose
My point is that its a basic human concept to want to fulfill your biological purpose as a living thing. If you can't relate to that, you either think like a nihilist, narcissist, or some other self defeating philosophy. Not wanting to participate in the human experience is a colossal waste.
In all likelihood, you're probably a female who subscribes to modern ideals of superiority, and is irritated by the idea of fostering a child with a man because that would mean conforming to some kind of norm. That, or you've had a bad experience and are claiming that your trauma-based perceptions are perfectly acceptable for large quantities of people to adhere to.
I agree to disagree, we'll clearly never agree on anything or even be able to talk, I had to deal with people like you my whole life, and the best approach is to just not engage.
Am I am a male thank you very much, the fact you think I'm not a male because I don't think like you, and you feel the need to vilify me and call me a misanthrope says it all.
>Am I am a male thank you very much,
*And I am a male, thank you very much.
>I had to deal with people like you my whole life
Sounds like a bad experience that you're using to justify a misanthropic perception of the world.
>That fact that you disagree and think I'm not a male means that you're a virgin loooooser who gets no secks!
Fkn lol. Roflmao
>"And I am a male thank you very much"
Yeah, sure.
>>That fact that you disagree and think I'm not a male means that you're a virgin loooooser who gets no secks!
I never said that, why are you so defeatist? It says at all about your limitations to see the point of people that don't see things as you do, that's all. It doesn't mean that you are a looser or that you are dumb, or anything about your character really. It just means that at this point in your life you are very immature.
*whoosh* you either didn't pick up on the greentext being obviously sarcastic or you're intentionally ignoring that point because you'd prefer if it actually was self deprecating. Implying that a guy vilifies women for reasons that "say it all" is a common insult used by WOMEN. You were trying to say that I don't have sex, I just decided to call it out since you didn't want to say what you really meant.
I never told you whether or not I saw your point of view. I do. I understand it because I used to have the same ideas. But now I don't.
Sticking to what I believe and disregarding the dogshit takes of other people is not a limitation or symptom of immaturity. It means that I have principles and a code.
YOU SURE SHOWED THAT BITCH HAHA
GIMME FIVE, ARNOLD!!!
HELL YEAH
You sure replied awfully fast, Anon!
U mad?
I'm a guy. Nice cope, fag. I'm enjoying laughing at you.
>Implying that a guy vilifies women for reasons that "say it all" is a common insult used by WOMEN. You were trying to say that I don't have sex, I just decided to call it out since you didn't want to say what you really meant.
Kek, I'm going to stop answering now anon, I really didn't meant any insult to you or what you do in your life, if you want just reread our posts.
I just thought that maybe my life choices would not be seen as crazy to other people outside my bubble, apparently not. But that's ok too.
If everyone thought like you, humanity wouldn't exist. Therefore, you are a misanthrope. Even if you don't believe in a god or some divine purpose for humanity, the biological imperative exists, and it exists regardless of whether or not demoralized idiots like you choose to acknowledge it.
I think you're in denial about an essential function of human life. Yeah, it sucks and has been made into an incredibly difficult and convoluted process by modern ideals, but by no means should you deny the biological imperative to procreate. That's a full swing to the opposite end of the spectrum of suffering.
>That's a full swing to the opposite end of the spectrum of suffering.
I mean if he's accepted it it doesn't sound like he's suffering. I'm certainly envious, I wish I could stop caring about sex since I'll never be able to have it.
Disciplined fasting and self deprivation can lead to enlightenment in some cases. But its more likely he's just trying to trick himself into thinking he doesn't care about sex. He wouldn't be making this post if that wasn't at least a possibility.
So i just got a voice mail from a girl ive known since middle school
>asks me some IT stuff because i work in IT
Was she just asking out of actual curiosity or is my head spinning something more out of this?
She wants your dick
Lmao anon pleaaase don't do this to me
Don't even reply to her question, just send her a dick pic
Fucking christ anon i beg
Tell her "I can't wait to fuck you till you scream" she'll love it and won't think you're creepy and overthinking things haha
Also post her reaction here
Yeah, don’t forget to post the aftermath
And by aftermath I mean the cream dripping out of her butt
She wants that hard 20 incher in her butt
>leaving a voice-mail and not just texting you
She wants you to remember her. And by 'remember her', I mean 'fuck her raw'
Hmm her question was more on a technical level
Jesus christ man lmao
homosexual
How much attention from women you get on a yearly basis?
I have a bunch of female friends i text with / see a lot
But that girl i kinda fancy
But i get it anon, it's just my mind giving me some bullshit
I'm glad you get it. However if you fancy this girl you can take this as an opportunity to interact with her more frequently which could potentially lead toy asking her out on a date.
But don't get ahead of yourself.
I've went out for a drink with her
While i'm pretty sure there were some sparks i did nothing because i'm dumb
So eh i tend to overhink especially those type of scenarios way too much/fast
Women why do you get so sexually unaroused when I'm nice to you? Why do I have to neg? I literally am just this annoyingly nice. Why won't you let me be nice to you!
I started working as a busboy. A hot girl and her friends asked me if I was single. The hot girl asked for my Snapchat while I was clearing her table. She took a video of me walking by her table and wrote: sorry for the disturbance, youre just really cute.
I then asked this girl out and she said that shes down, but suggested if we can do something next week. I think it was because she was busy with exams. I then told her that I would let her know as well because my boss has yet to give me my work schedule. We still texted a bit after that. She asked me about my schooling, and then I asked her about her schooling in return. Last week, she told me that she finishes school this week, and that we can go out if I am still down. I told her that I was still down and said we can go out on the upcoming Wednesday. But she has left me on delivered for 4 days now and Wednesday is approaching. Her Snapchat score went up a bit during that time as well. Is it over? This girl is also pretty hot and out of my league. Since she is ignoring me, did she really even find me attractive, or was she just pranking me? Or maybe she thinks I'm attractive, but not attractive enough?
I just texted her last night if she is down for Wednesday (tomorrow).
Copy and pasted text.
Fuck off
You got played, busboy
You got cucked by the buss itself HA
So she didn't think I was cute?
No
Fuck, that fucking hurts. That boost of confidence I felt that night was all for nothing. I feel like a fool.
Yeah and she was “bad” too. That SUUCKS
But not as much as she sucked the guy the day after
No joke, she most likely posted that snap and then immediately DM'd all her friends and they had a group chat aboit how you were a punchline in a joke. Welcome to the real world, friend. Good luck
So not only am I ugly, but women want to torment me as well
>I’’m ugly
Send proof
He's probably average. You'll tell him he's average. He'll get some of his confidence back. Think he's not so bad.
What you won't tell him is that average is ugly to women.
Pretty much, yeah. Women are hyenas in social circles
Now you realize why the redpill guys are right and why we only use women for their bodies.
>Her Snapchat score went up a bit
Men, why are you like this?
like what?
nta, but I don't use social media, which apparently is a red flag, what's a snap chat score?
A snap score is pretty much how often someone has sent pictures/videos to people. If someone has a snap score of 50,000+ they probably have all of tinder on their Snapchat.
Caring about a woman's snapchat score is like caring about her clothing. She's gonna use it, she's a woman
I think I’m finally too old to understand posts like this.
>assistant grocery manager at my work
>always says I have creep energy or calls me a creep even tho I haven't done anything
>makes fun of how I walk
>recently came up behind me by surprised and picked me up when I didn't say he could
>report it to my store manager and assistant store manager today
>write down everything so they can send it to HR
>assistant grocery manager comes in
>an hour later he leaves
>store manager pulls me aside and tells me he's no longer with the company
I didn't want him to get fired. I just wanted him to stop. I know it can be hard to get a job. Am I dumb for feeling bad about this?
you're a cute boy right?
please be a cute boy.
also no, retards need to learn that their actions have consequences, but then again, retards at that age act that way for a reason, he probably already deflected the blame onto you and feels absolutely no remorse.
>he probably already deflected the blame onto you and feels absolutely no remorse.
Is that sufficient justification to lose the ability to provide for himself / his family?
Genuine question. Maybe he could learn his lesson without that level of physical duress?
You didn't get him fired. His bad attitude and bs did. It was his boss's decision. You shouldn't have to apologize for being mistreated, Anon.
It's not like you fired him. You just filed a report that led to him being fired. It's not your fault that your actions directly affected his ability to feed himself
Any swedes?
Yeah! Swedees nuts on your face!!!!
GOTTEM!!!!
What is “swedees” even supposed to mean?
Absolutely nothing idk I just find it fun to say retarded shit
No, and I'm not listening to Meshuggah this time.
Hoping for more answers on what Asians from non western countries expect fashion wise.
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It's more I don't know how to dress for someone from a different culture/country meeting me for the first time.
Sure, they know what I look like and have had a look at some of my fashion choices, and are integrating into my country, but I don't know what they figure is appropriate first date attire.
For example imagine an asian guy wearing a suit to a first date, or an asian girl wearing a dress to a first date, while you're wearing a shirt and jeans. Foreigner Asians seem to enjoy dressing up with high effort fashion choices, not necessarily always formal though.
I suppose I could just ask them.
Girls, why do you yearn for my seed so much?
Not now. Have to make sure my sister’s crotch goblin exits the womb safely.
>crotch goblin
Her baby??
It's obviously mixed
You mean a goblin fucked your human sister??
I hate namefags so goddamn much it's unreal
Sup antinamefagfag, how are you today?
Not well, mi amigo. Not well at all
i didn't even do anything
persist
the friend zone is your chance
>anonymous image board
>creating a name for yourself
You are what is wrong with social media..you crave attention and a unique "identity". You are the snowflake personified
>performers exist
what a travesty of society
someone would crave to entertain and delight those around them
your post is a miss
the problem with social media is the filtering and autoidealization of people's profiles and pictures acting as if life is better than it is
this (stream of) personas is a slice of life that's not doctored for the female gaze nor is it trimmed and selected to be enviable
i represent a flawed, gross, self-aware, repentant human being for your benefit and entertainment, i am what is good and soulfully nutritious about social media
>you are a performer
You are nothing but text on a screen. Your capacity to entertain is equivalent to that of the average Hardy Boys novel, read and then immediately discarded
i think i have more of an odd thomas vibe but other than that i think we've come to the truth
based
>the namefag supports the other namefag in a vain attempt to justify their own actions
You go out of your way to treat this site like a medium of recognition
Different boards have different cultures. Even different threads do. Adapt or fuck off.
LULZ is the exception to the rule. You don't come here to be recognized. If you do, you are in the wrong place, defeating the purpose of the anonymity of LULZ, and are better served at literally any other media outlet
I meant different boards on LULZ. You're trying to apply culture from 2006 /b/ here, and it doesn't work.
Different boards to have different culture but its still inside the anonymous framework.
Sure. And you're welcome to try and enforce that idea. But /adv/ is basically a blue /soc/ where identityfagging is the norm.
What levels of delusions you must have to think/adv/ is anything like /soc/.
What you are trying to say is /atoga/ is full of attention whores, the same way LULZ is. It's pure mental illness from lonely anons who think they know better.
The absolute majority of people here keep their anonymity. The way it's always been on this site and every corner of it. Hat's the way it's done here. You're pulling shit out of your ass. The only reason tripfags and namefags are allowed is because of the filters
I'm just informing you, since you seem pretty new. You can keep making noise if you want, but /atoga/ has been this way for years.
>ctrl+f Anonymous
>203 results
>thread replies - 224
Seems you're the newfag, summerfren
No it hasn't. Before covid we had a couple tripfags but everyone stayed anonymous and "identities" weren't really a thing. It became like this since a couple years ago.
>it's been this way for years
>you're wrong! it's only been this way for years!
Complains-Of-Names! How's it been?
Look at what you’ve done homosexual
Now EVERYONE is namefagging and now I have to
how do i stop getting friendzoned
i have had 3 'potential' gfs in my life now where we like each other a lot and talk/snap a lot etc., but i don't know how to progress from this point
i feel like i'm disrespecting the girl when i start to think about her romantically or something, idk, so i never end up asking anything
how fix
Be more attractive.
There is literally one rule in dating women: Be a 9 or higher.
>disrespecting the girl
Here's a tip:
They fucking love being disrespected
GORLS, IS THIS TRUE???? BUT ALL MY FEMINIST TEACHERS AND BOSSES TAUGHT ME OTHERWISE!!!! HOW CAN THIS BE?!?!?!
>i feel like i'm disrespecting the girl when i start to think about her romantically or something, idk, so i never end up asking anything
Stop doing that. You're friendzoning yourself. You're welcome.
>just stop doing it
i don't know how, its something ingrained in me that whenever i get close to a girl i feel bad thinking about her sexually
Why? It's not like she can read your thoughts. You're not doing anything. I think you're putting too much weight on your delusions of how they must think of you.
Granted, it's not good to be caught up in the opposite delusion either.
The kicker though is that you don't have to mention the sexual stuff. There's nothing to feel bad about if you don't even know whether they like you or not yet.
>the namefag supports the other namefag in a vain attempt to justify their own actions
Ok? And?
>i feel like i'm disrespecting the girl when i start to think about her romantically or something, idk, so i never end up asking anything
My guy are you literally me?
Is there any good reason not to LDAR. If the most I can be after weight loss and muscle gain is a 5 why should I try?
Leak detection and repair?
Muscle gain and weight loss create a sense of confidence and determination in you. Others will also look at you and know that you accomplish what you set out to achieve, as is evidenced by your chiseled body. A 5 with ambition and confidence is better than an 8 with no sense of self worth
I don't want to have to sit there and impress and game and seduce a 5. If I put the work in I want the results.
I love women so much it's actually painful
next stop is khazakstan
What do women think of Westerners being able to speak Japanese proficiently and not wanting to live in Japan aka staying where they are and just using Japanese to read? He just learned it for fun.
I think you're a weeaboo, but an actually respectable one. Learning a language is impressive.
>weeaboo
I prefer to call myself an Animanga enjoyer, since I'm not obesessed with Japan and have no other interest in Japan except for the language and Animangas. Western entertainment doesn't cut it for me
W E E B. It's fine tho, don't really care.
Not a weeb, I'm not interested in being Japanse, I just like their stuff
I just want a gf 🙁
go get one then.
Same bro. I'm about to become a woman just so I can touch a girl for the first time in my life
why
Because I’m tired of being alone
We should just all become namefags
do it pussy. Put on a name. Now.
bump
Did you link up with spottem gottem???
they kept it
I don't want people to filter me
>being scared of the filter
weak. If anything they're doing you a favor and filtering themselves for you
Let's
If everyone's special then no one is
i knew best boy didnt leave us
Kek thanks but I'm no best boy
I lurk and shitpost every now and then like the average citizen
Can someone post pics of themselves? I need something to look at
Look at this instead
I would, but last time I got warned for camwhoring.
You the muscle chick?
Only if you're a woman
>talking to a male friend on Discord
>give some of my thoughts about life, about people, etc
>he replies with "You're definitely fembrained"
>I ask him what he means
>"You're just kind of vapid. I have never found a single thing you've ever said compelling, unique, interesting, or insightful."
>I reply with "ah, I see"
Did he mean this badly? I didn't know how to react.
What were you talking about ? Are you a biological girl?
Yes, I'm a bio girl
I didn't. I'm not even mad, just confused (and hurt, but in a confused kind of way).
You’re 30 so your gender doesn’t matter
If by 30 you mean 23...
Doesn’t matter if that you’re 23 if you look 30
-.-
You + Me = Babies ?
And and WHAT were you even talking about? Also, if you're a girl, isn't having a fem-brain good? And why the fuck do you take underage Discorders seriously?
he's right if you didn't cut contact with him after that.
He was probably annoyed about you constantly talking about how much you want Chad to commit to you when you're a 5 and probably his looksmatch.
Lmao what an asshole
ahahahaha he sounds like an ass. maybe try finding better male friends.
yeah... same...
Girls, why are you less racist than us?
They are racist. They hate asians and indians
No
We have so much in common!
I don’t like guys, move on
So you like girls? How do you have scissor sex without a penis-shape thing?
Okay I pull up
Fucking namefags go back to discord
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
How do women view public hair?
Public
Did you mean pubic? How do we view ours or men's?
Yes. Must have hit that L by habit. Myself, I being clean shaven feels great but I think I look like a homosexual.
I'm a woman, I go get it waxed. I wouldn't judge a man for his choice of pubic hair. Although if one of the two is clean shaven and the other is hairy, that can cause friction during sex and maybe irritate skin.
Im a very masculine guy, if I wanted to get it clean shaven I would have to do a full body job. Obviously when it comes to porn, clean shaven is the way to go but if you like the girl, then you wont really care that much. Funny, that applies fo the guy as well. If shes clean shaven and he has a full bush it just looks weird.
M
Do women find men who have majority female hobbies attractive or "unmanly".
Like for example how would you think about a man cooking in his spare time, crocheting or keeping a horse?
>craving attention on 4chins
Imagine being in a healthy, loving relationship hahaha...
Guys, here's a friendly advice for you
https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/561877622.html
Are women usually suicidal when they're on their period? My younger sister is clearly depressed but my parents aren't doing anything and say it's just because of her period?
There's a condition that makes women depressed before or during their period. Like it gets really bad. Forgot the name.
But if your sister is always depressed it isn't her period, she's depressed.
She's depressed, her period might make it a little worse, but like the other anon said
Why do my friends get annoyed at me if I don't talk to them much for weeks or months? Both men and women do this. God damn clingy homosexuals.
Most people need a constant stream of interaction to feel connected to a person. It's unfortunate, but that's how these things work. Leave them alone for too long and they forget you exist.
It's probably also a communication problem. Do you ever tell them you'll be away for a while before just ghosting? That will tend to annoy people.
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You asked yesterday. No.
No i didnt
not who you're replying to but i'm pretty sure you did.
Either way. Answer is no.
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They're nice but I don't have the same all-consuming lust that guys seem to have
Hello I'm the new tripfag to make the girls here wet
>doesn't even tripfag
They're laughing AT you, anon. Not with you
't even tripfag
Am I doing something wrong
Sigma balls
Yes, everything. You're doing everything wrong
Like what
Sugma? What is Sugma?
Im leaving my work soon, and i told my crush about it. She asked if im going to miss anyone.
I told her im going to miss someone for sure, can you guess? While giving her deep look in the eyes.
She got all shy and blushing and replied "i wonder who is that..."
Then i joked im going to miss that one coworker that nobody likes.
Next saturday we are going to work togheter and that is going to be last day for us.
During previous worker party she was all cutesy to me and hugging me and shit, one of my fem friends said she even looked jealous because i was talking to other girls?
She rejected me last february but that could be also because of >dont shit where you eat
Should i get her number? We chatted on snapchat before but i deleted the app.
Maybe suggest meetup sometime...totally not a date aha
Please respond
Why not?
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Please jump off the nearest bridge
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I like girl butts as much as guys do, sure.
Gay.
Only for certain women.
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That doesn't make it any less gay, it just means you have standards.
It is a nice contrast, isn't it?
>webm
Holy shit I want both of them
Me on the left
God I want a goth gf so bad
Guys, is giving just a handjob when I'm too tired to have sex disrespectful?
I think it's disrespectful to ask someone for a hand job if they're too tired
Why don't you like sex? :^(
no, but if you chaff me while doing so I might have to get the belt, gurl.
No, intimacy is nice in any form.
I'd rather we just didn't if you're not into it.
if you can't muster up for at least a blowjob then it's pointless
girls will never be able to jack a guy off as well as he can jack himself off especially if you're basically admitting you're not into it at that moment
"Disrespectful"?? He's your boyfriend, not your master. If we talk it over like adults, it's fine.
Since theres women playing wow here:
My main is orc warrior am I dateable on that fact alone?
Yes, I drop my panties for thicc Orc shoulderpads
Fury is best spec btw
You would be cool in 2006-2010 if you also had a job or did well in school
Should namefags get the rope?
State gender
Yes.
M.
No. I don't even care about them. The only posters that make me feel something are the anons that you can recognize just because of who they are
F
Yes
It’s starting to feel like clique culture
>even on LULZ I can't escape the popular girls
Fuck off
He's right
And fuck you too
>total war games
I really recommend them if you like TW games. By far the best in the franchise and I have them all.
Back at you stacey, Becky, Betty, etc
Nah
M
No thanks, I don't have much interest in bondage.
No, LULZ asian moot should delete the name things, it's stupid and would save him a lot more on the site.
>avatarfag having the balls to ask this question
you are the same breed
if someone having an identity here bothers you so much, you are just a petty and dramatic brat
F
Nah, waste of energy. Says more about the people who care about this
My dream is to get /atoga/ famous
Soon you'll be known as the only anonfag left.
That would be hilarious
>my dream is to be famous in general that consists of lonely homosexuals of which some larp as femanons, handful of autistic whores and few oldfags
..
That's like the majority of this website
Nah, its not. LULZ would lynch you for having such shitty dreams.
Do you consider yourself a contrarian?
When I was an edgy teenager
Infinite jest
Infinite jest
No. Maybe as a child
When I play video games, I intentionally go for characters or builds that I think other people would not use, because having a unique experience is more fun to me. Does that count?
Very much so, yes
Infinite jest
Infinite jest
you're a butt
Pourquoi?
Infinite jest
unfortunately I might be one
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Not really tho i enjoy contradicting people from time to time just to see with how many arguments they can come up and to test their will power per se.
Devil’s advocates, rise up!
Infinite jest
Meh, I just have the mentality that you get to know someone the best when you are pushing him and trying to break him, not the best method tho I prefer it over getting them drunk. Tho im a cunt so idgaf most of the time.
Is that not what it is?
(You’re doing it rn to me lol)
I much prefer being challenged and stimulated
A conversation of pretty platitudes quickly makes Jack a dull boy
Women, rate how Gigachad I was in this moment out of 10
>tell my gf I'm leaving her because I've grown bored and want to be free again
>she's sad
>cries etc
>softly tells me "You told me that I was the one"
>I reply "Nah, I just said 'I THINK you're the one.' I never said for sure you actually were."
M here
That's just pathetic, you've wasted her precious fertile years
0. Real gigachads treasure women who also treasure them
0 for larping as an edgy teenager when you are adult incel
I only care about one Chad right now. He doesn't care about me tho...
haha seethe
I didn't even read the op
but are you seething?
No, I just read the word Chad and felt depressed again. Don't even know why I responded.
Oh.. Well then, can you bottle your tears and send them to an address? They're nice to add to a good barbecue sauce for that gloomy flavor.
I haven't cried yet. I'm not that upset. But the feeling is really awful.
>I haven't cried yet. I'm not that upset. But the feeling is really awful.
Well i'll be waiting. In the mean time care to explain why you're broken up over chad? What causes a wooman unrequited heartbreak. Why doth thou feel so?
I've seen this posted here before...
0. A true gigachad would never do that
0/10. Really pathetic.
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You got balls
I’ll give you that
-10 points for the black “bars” tho
Am I ugly?
nta but no you look depressed as fuck
So I look depressed but not ugly?
yes
Ok that's good news for me
State Gender
Reply to me
I want attention
I like the doggo so get your (You)
Thank you
this is already more attention than I've received throughout the entire last week.
I will not
F
How’s your day?
oh man oh god
this is too much attention
day's been pretty chill, thanks for asking, you chillin too?
Yeah I’m about to ghost you and it’s going to be great
oh wow, this is so exciting 😀
I've never been ghosted before
Every woman here deep down knows all they want is a loving husband with 2 kids in a cozy little house doing the dishes and meal prepping their kids and husband's
nah they just want to continually get pregnant until they hit menopause
Nah, I want just one son to smother with love and attention, that's it.
Why a son? What if you have a daughter?
I like boys. I'll raise her like a son.
>I like boys
sus
I wouldn't molest him.
I know, but you like boys for many reasons
Idk what you're getting at.
More like 3 kids, but sure. I want a family and it'd be nice if I could just take care of the house while he supports us. It's unreasonable to expect it these days, even if I'm very lucky and have a bf who can afford to have me as a stay at home mom.
girls, do you think most young girls actually want relationships these days or do they just want hookup sex?
Maybe the second since they have no idea what sex is and think they'll be very popular if they do it
Like every generation of non losers. Actually want relationship, but don’t mind some hookup sex
It’s really hard to tell. When I talk to women they tend to say that they hate men because of hookup culture and other traditional aspects that men lack in modern culture. The same people also go clubbing and hook up with random people and then gossip about them and pick people apart. They have complained about guys not coming up to women anymore but are extremely anti man. A lot of them are on a spectrum of just doing this. Either really hating men or being slightly nice to men but still promote a culture against men. The ones that don’t hate men just notoriously hook up though. These aren’t friends just people I’ve interacted with at college.
>colleges tend to have this type of culture
Might be different somewhere else. It definitely wasn’t like this when I was in Highschool.
K I made a bunch of vocaroos when I was drunk, I'll post them later, but the fashion model girl wants to get dinner with me, wtffff I'm panicking, and I have no good clothes here, should I go what do I do I'm scared ahhhhhh
Get the best clothes you have and do it.
@women
i keep being told that the world is full of decent women. If i want to find you where should i go and what sort of activities should i get involved in?
>inb4 go to uni
i am 31 and have a decent career, going to uni will destroy it
They are not hiding. They occupy the same spaces as everyone else
let me rephrase my question, what sort of places and activities that will force people to be more social? i went to few events in the past and people in general were too autistic and didn't talk. i felt like a clown because i was the only one starting conversations. the lockdown made people even worse.
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Adam Driver?
kek that's a new one
women, what if your boyfriend told you he can't meet you at all for three weeks because tough exams?
I'd be sad and ask him if he wants to hang out while he studies or eats so at least I see his cute face.
Also I'm pretty sure my bf didn't study even a day in his life.
What if he gives you an excuse not to see each other?
I'd wonder what's wrong with him. I don't know, if he has that little interest in me and spending time together I'd be a little sad.
It's not the end of the world ultimately, but I'd prefer to be with a man who shows he cares more.
Sounds about right. Thanks!
I'd be sad but understand, and think of something nice to do when he's finished
I don't like them, feels bad on my eyes and hair
Why would I feel bad about "waste" when you impregnate a sock three times a day
Orks funny haha
>Why would I feel bad about "waste" when you impregnate a sock three times a day
Hey we're not all mindless coomers, okay
Is that the real reason? motivate him
Fine. I’ll go hiking or travel with a friend.
See you when you’re back with perfect grades or pass your masters or whatever
>man doubles down and decides to prioritize his schooling with zero o distractions
>woman decides to go get fucked in the woods by her "guide"
Many such cases!
If you are going to be a jealous paranoid bitch, maybe dating is not for you
>woman comes back with cum dripping from her pussy
>"Oh my gawd, you're so jealous and paranoid!"
> GUCK GUCK GUCK GUCK
> SCHLUUUUURP
> *BELCH
god why are you so jealous and paranoid, anon? We just went hiking. Every. Single. Time.
lol this happen a lot to you?
happens to everyone
difference is whether they found out or not
Every time I fucking dont go hiking she's off in the woods blowing someone extremely loudly like I cant fucking hear that shit that fucking dumb whore. She comes back inside with spit drenching her shirt and just waltzes around like I have no idea what's going on. Why are women like this?
What’s with the cuck obsession?
Sounds more like a (You) problem
I have never cheated and you are the one who keep doing this bit
>this femanon with all of her "It's not cheating if..." mental platitudes
Girls, what do you think of facials? Do you feel bad for the wasted seed not impregnating you?
Super hot. Not going to get preggers anyways
Women
Opinions on Warhammer?
I had a friend as a kid that was super into it altho I sort of blanked out when he talked about it and he wouldn't let me touch any of the statues whenever I went to his house. I don't know anything about it other than painting the little characters, seems annoying and expensive, no?
>seems annoying and expensive, no?
yes girl, i prefer to have a collection of 50 shoes that i will never use. and 5 designer brand bags to show my sisters who is boss.
Never seen it played. Only weirdos who talk about collecting the toys and painting the them
Space marines have the dumbest design out of anything in video games. I think I'm going to try out the total war games though, they look cool.
My GF likes looking at my lil dudes that I paint and lovingly listens to my lore tangents when I explain to her how the Emperor is actually the good guy even though people think he’s the golden bad man
It's been so long since i had any sort of action with a girl, i was about to ask here how i should proceed with this girl i'm texting with
God fucking damnit
All men are beautiful
t. male
Homo
Not asking fun of you just pointing out
"Gorls" here, do you like being disrespected?
It really does seem so, sometimes.
Damn. Okay I'll disrespect girls more from now on, thanks
that's why I pull on all of your pigtails without asking. I know you secretly like it. Every. Single. Time.
To women
Would you be okay with a relationship where you alternate between being in a relationship and not being in a relationship, because the guy has severe PTSD and is easily overstimulated and so needs alone time with minimal emotional or sensory stimulation to decompress in order to avoid going completely Jack Torrance insane and killing himself?
ie
In January we're dating
In February we never talk or see each other
In March we're dating
In April we never talk or see each other
etc etc
This extends to marriage. In January 2030, we live together. In February, I live by myself. So on indefinitely.
Not a woman. They're going to say they'd never date a guy with PTSD
Why not?
>Why not?
Because what i've gathered from basically every time someone ask about mental illness women lack the ability to empathize with the man for whatever reason and are generally turned off by things like depression or PTSD or something that keeps you from being socially acceptable.
Absolutely not I will just fall in love with someone who actually wants to be around me
No
Why?
Too much pressure
Dont need to be a woman to answer that. When you love someone you want to be with them. You dont want them to go away for months at a time because they may accidently kill you in their sleep. Get your mental situation straight first buddy.
Absolutely not.
Don’t know anyone, male and female, where this acceptable
idk how common this is because I have a representative sample of one, but a Boomer friend of mine said that her father (who fought in the bloodiest province of Vietnam with the highest death toll) was so unstable and prone to ballistic rages when she was a child during the 80s that she thought one day he'd snap and kill everyone in the family. He's a nice old grandpa now (largely thanks to being medicated).
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Aw, shooop does miracles
Girls, what's your opinion on rape?
Why are all the women in my area just basic-white-bitch tier thots?
M Y L O C A T I O N
Because they were spoiled, materialistic, self absorbed, coping etc.
How do I get a general idea of how many women has a Chad been with by his 30th year?
>Dont need to be a woman to answer that. When you love someone you want to be with them. You dont want them to go away for months at a time because they may accidently kill you in their sleep. Get your mental situation straight first buddy.
The thing about men is that you can just ask us how many partners we've had and we'll give you an honest answer 99% of the time. Shocking I know.
Roughly 200. At least thats when we stop caring about counting
Is there a name for a beautiful woman that is neiter of these two?
I push my fingers into my eyes
Do personal trainers fuck with their customers? Especially if a hot guy is training a woman?
yes
Probably, not a good idea, he'll end up fucking other of his customers and then he'll get a bad rep.
No of course not
Yes, anyone that says no is a girl fucking their trainer
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Any more opinions?
What should I have for lunch? Thinking on takeout.
State gender :^)
Chipotle is love. Chipotle is life.
M
F
Taco Bell
F
Spaghetti.
Dumplings.
Baked chicken breast with broccoli and rice.
M
F
Depends on what you’re willing to cook. Ribs sound really good right now.
>see a beautiful girl with long cascading black hair, in her early 20s probably, out in public playing on her phone
>she looks serious, mature, introverted, mysterious
>She's wearing shiny black stockings that cover every inch of her long legs, a skirt, low-heel shoes, a tight black shirt that accentuates her big boobs, and is rhythmically blowing big pink bubblegum bubbles every few seconds
I think I've fallen in love at first sight (and it was a long first sight, I stared for over a minute but thankfully she didn't see me). I want to cry that I will never see her again. Femanons, how do I find her again? How? I love her so much. I'm obsessed now. I masturbated to the memory of her and it was otherworldly.
Question for the girls
Why don’t you post pics of yourself on here?
The mood has to be right, and it never is.
I want you. Now you’re in the mood, post pic.
Shut up, tranny. Nobody wants to dox your ugly ass
Weirdo.
Why
Fags hate us for this. Also why would we do it, to get doxxed?
yes
I’m not looking for validation and I like anonymity
If I wanted people to rate my appearance or doxx me I would go to /soc/
I’ve thought about posting before but the thought makes me uncomfortable. I only really care about the opinion of one person from here.
Isn't /soc/ exactly for that?
That's one use of the board, yeah
>Why don’t you post pics of yourself on here?
I think it's shitty towards my boyfriend to fish for attention on LULZ by posting pictures of myself, and also safety/anonymity. What you put on the internet is there forever.
I come here to be anonymous and have my opinion valued because it's good and not because I look good, posting pics of myself to go with my posts would kind of go against the point.
A valuable woman? Here? On /atoga/?? Fuck me, where's the larp button
It’s not about attention, it’s about me appreciating someone’s good looks. In other words: It’s not about you, it’s about me.
I don't care about you at all, not really a big incentive.
I'm very flattered anon.
Ofc you don’t care about me, why tf would someone random on the internet care about me, you or the anon above me? Tf, makes no sense
Don’t waste your time on these hoes. They’re ugly anyway.
>"You can't get a girl because of your attitude"
Yah cause if there's one thing guys who get a lot of pussy is known for, it's treating women with respect
Who are you quoting
Who are you talking to
people who say someone is an incel because they have a bad attitude instead of just admitting that some traits are unattractive to women
Do you really think people like this
are getting pussy?
Why tf would you care how much pussy someone gets?
Because
is a namefag loser duh
Swing and a miss
Brvtal
Trve
It’s over
Nah but it's not because he has a bad attitude, it's because he has zero charisma
Is it necessary? This “charisma”?
More like Morning GAY
Have you ever cheated on a relationship?
State gender and remember, this is anonymous.
M.
Technically yes, but it was emotional cheating. I said I loved you to someone that did not give a fuck about me while dating someone else. To give myself some credit I was going insane.. and my gf would not give bj's... but that's neither here nor there
I am pseudonymous, and no.
Male
No, because I've never been in one! Haha...
well well
What?
>We're not so different, you and I
F
No because I havd never been in a relationship. But I would never do it anyway.
Brain cancer
M, yes.
It destroyed me internally and ruined the best chance at happiness I've ever had. The fucked thing is this took me almost 10years to realize
M, nah, tho Satan gave me a chance multiple times. Too much pride to be labeled as a cheater.
F
No. I feel like a person have to be evil to be able to do it and it will ruin their soul forever
F, no. Got cheated on tho.
that sucks
It does. Found someone who loves me more and I'm very happy, so even for those who got cucked and had their heart broken there's hope.
I’m so fucking tired of these fucking lies
Every fucking “girl” says this shit.
“ I got cheated on” Fucking lies. You were the one who cheated not the guy
"Why" do "you" keep "typing" like "this"?
Got a problem w that?
Someone triggered the incel what else is new
I don’t even know what incel means
international celebrity
Remember when incels identified themselves as incels and then they got mad when people started to call them incels. Now look at you
yeah, a bunch of retards acting retarded
and then assholes started calling everyone incels, like the word nazi or liberal
Nice try incel
>Remember when gnomish people identified themselves as gnomish and then they got mad when people started to call them garden gnomes
You want your identity as incel be a race or religion too? Actually the religion part make sense. Inceldom is a choice
>Inceldom is a choice
It's like you don't even understand the first syllable of that sentence
Nice try incel. Stay triggered
>buzzword buzzword
Stay off the internet for a bit
Why would anyone call for complexity for incels? Kinda outing yourself there
F
No I was drunk and couldn't consent
Kek this bitch makes bad life choices and thinks it's not her fault.
HAHAHAHAH
Bait or legitimately raped?
I can't never tell on these. What's the line that differences them.
No it was only a bj
Kek now I know you are messing with me.
you got drunk willingly just so you can cheat without consequence, that's some next level strats
Clarification: I'm not claiming that I know which one happened to you but being drunk doesn't remove your ability to consent. Being so drunk that you can't really move does.
>But officer! I couldn't consent to drive! I was drunk!
M
Yes.
It's only sexting but I am telling myself it's not cheating for good reason. If sexting is cheating and I am already guilty and condemned and all cheating is equally bad, is there any reason not to fuck whoever and whenever I want? If I'm already guilty because cheating is all or nothing, then anyone who does anything might as well fuck like crazy, right?
I deny that and say cheating is a sliding scale. My situation is unique and I still don't feel guilty about what I've done.
But just stepping over the threshold is still trespassing.
Male
I've never been in a relationship
ladies if I asked you to bounce that ass in a kind respectful manner would you? If I joined in as well would it make it easier for you to get in the mood and bounce that ass? Asking for a friend.
would if “she” was in the “right mood”
I prefer "throw that ass in a circle"
mhmm okay okay. noted.
is it over for shy boys?
Shyness is significantly more so the hold up than introversion, yes.
explain the difference between introversion and shyness, please.
Shyness comes from a lack of confidence
Introversion is a preference to be alone or with less people, in more quiet and intimate places
That’s how I see it
>Google says otherwise!
Science is a liar (sometimes)
Love yourself
yes grow a pair dumbass
This is why I hate you fucking Femoid creatures....
perhaps not???????
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>anime pic
That's a tranny
please anon I'm barely holding on
women are so fuckin dumb cause the relationships that end up working out the best are initiated by the woman
No, shy guys win tbh as long they don't you know do what himbos, womanizers
How do you feel about /atoga/? What role does it fit in your life.
State gender.
F, it's pretty bad sometimes, like right now. But it's a great way to waste time. I always have it open in a tab.
M.
It's a love hate relationship. While it has given me further insight into female psychology and their condition and perceived role within the species I cant help but loathe that insight sometimes.
>/atoga/
>What role does a general on a Mongolija basket weaving forum have in my life
Huh? I just come here to shitpost and get in arguments with homosexuals. What else is there? M, same as 99% of homosexuals posting here.
Easy entertainment.
Good way to relax my brain to something dumb and pointless when taking a bath or whatever
F
>casually mentioning you post while naked
Proof or gtfo
Mhm. No to both, now what
That's fine. Just the knowledge that you replied to me with your bare titties out is enough.
lol in that case, happy to help
I like shitposting here a lot. And every so often a gem of a response will come through from a female creature that gives me a ray of hopeful sunshine in my dark desolate existence.
But mostly it's a shitposting target where I farm (You)s like a southern sharecropper
same lol
F. I've been posting here on and off for at least 6 years but probably more. I like it, even if there's too much drama since we started identity fagging.
how do I cope for being a khv?
Do guys like skinny, borderline anorexic, girls?
Sure, it's hot to know I could easily snap a girl's bones
I don’t want this attention goys I just wanted keks
Male creatures, why?
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Because you're worth it.
Women are too huggable.
Because it's fun and I can. Also there's nothing else to do and if I didn't I'd just be depressed all the time anyways.
>It's a woman
The horror
>morning gay
personally bro if that was me like i wouldn't let that slide if that was me bro
I’m not his psychiatrist
you can still be his psycho the rapist but that's pretty sus bro idk maybe just beat his ass but that's pretty sus bro idk tough spot but are you just gonna let that go
I have to go anyway, so yeah.
Ladies why does firefox take so long to compile? I'm running this job using the j8 makopt and i've still been sitting here for like half an hour shit posting as a result.
Firefox bad, Chrome good
>Firefox bad, Chrome good
Chrome is monitoring your every move collecting as much private information as possible. Why are women like this?
They're flattered when people or even things stalk them, duh
then why wont she love me 🙁
Women don't get turned on when flattered. That just dries them up as now they think they're better than you
So you're saying I must degrade these hoes in order to make them wet, eh? Seems counter intuitive but matches with the model i've built thus far.
Watch out, we got a cool guy over here
Excuse me? I am a scientist. I simply go on what the empirical evidence supports. So far i've come to two conclusions. That women of the species homo-spaiens have no sense of fealty, in as well they pretend to like flattery but actually enjoy degradation. That concludes my findings.
Did you buy a white coat to match those big words too?
Its the same principle as buying used car, you try to shit over it and find as many mistakes so you can lower its price. Apply the same logic to women.
>Chrome is monitoring your every move collecting as much private information as possible.
Why do moids think thats a bad thing? attention good
Foxes are lazy animals.
Firefox bad, chrome worse.
Foxes are the l33t haXors of the animal kingdom. Have you ever encountered a grey fox in the wild. They not only can run up to 35 miles per hour, but in as well have the ability to climb trees. Furthermore foxes are often venerated in East Asian cultures as being both malicious trickster in as well a patron deity most notably in the Japanese kami of fertility and rice Inari no Mikoto.
I've only ever met red foxes Had a family living nearby. They're sneaky little shits who run fast as fuck, but they also really love sleeping. Which is great, they look very cute when they do.
Foxes are based tho, best animal.
>Foxes are based tho, best animal.
Indeed, they're starting to domesticate them, but they're quite expensive. Also apparently they spray and generally tear things up. Worth it imho
I know. I'd love to get one to be honest, but I also really want kids so it seems like a terrible idea to mix children and not fully domesticated animals. I'll just look at cute pictures of foxes on the internet and suffer.
Feast your eyes on Fox Village, Japan.
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I'm not the one getting flustered enough to make typos and feel compelled to immediately correct them.
I'm not insulted at all. I'm just goading you at this point because its clear I struck a nerve.
Do you feel loved, anons?
State gender.
M
no
F
All the time
M. Not at all. My mother is too self-centered and my father has his new wife to dote on. My grandparents just want me to make things of myself, and I'm an only child. If anything, all I feel is the vrusging burden of expectation
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I love myself very much
and I feel it every time I cook a meal for myself
Is that your hand?
Holy shit, so this is what the average “female” LULZ user looks like?
Haha
No wonder this place is depressed af
Is it me or that cat looks old?
It's still adorable as fuck.
yeah, it's got a very unique face, love these funny looking cats
anyone who ever claims to love me is a russian sleeper agent
what's more likely, that I am worthy of love or that there's a grand conspiracy by russia or something to trick me into doing something for their benefit
M
sometimes, but not really by anybody but my mother... maybe my nieces. My nieces are enough for me. They're so adorable. I just sent them copies of chainsaw man among other things yesterday.
F. Very, even if I feel like I don't deserve it. I'm extremely lucky.
Yeah
M
Male
Yes, but not enough. I want a gf.
>girls on tinder are more demanding than they’d be irl, because of the high number of matches (meaning you’re easily overwhelmed) as well as the app aspect making us into a commodity and thus being judged based on very superficial terms, and with less leniency
>someone who didn’t look like much on tinder might actually get your attention if you met them irl and you vibed. They might even be more attractive than they are on camera, and some features you don’t like on pictures turn out to actually be your thing when irl
>basically a guy who’s very normal would get your attention irl but wouldn’t always get it on apps where you’re inherently conditioned to expect and look for “better”. The app makes you expect to find Prince Charming or hot bimbo, so you pass on every other option, but if met irl they might actually turn out to be very suitable
Essentially apps flatten us into a product, and we’re all looking for high end products according to whichever criteria we have, and so we pass on people who would actually strike our fancy if we met them irl
Would you agree?
Not really. You are trying too hard to remove agency from both men and women for what I assume is your lack of success. The truth is probably that you suck and desperately need to find excuses for your shortcomings rather taking responsibility
I’ve actually based this off how many people I’ve matched with, met, and was disappointed by their looks irl, while actually managing successful encounters with people I met in everyday life, and who I know we wouldn’t have matched with each other off the apps.
Essentially the profiles were false representations of us to the point where we both would have missed out on someone we actually would have liked, simply because on pictures it wouldn’t have been conveyed
Cmon now tell the truth no judgement
You don’t have to believe me, it’s cool.
It’s funny I just remembered this really cute blonde I was so excited to meet, really my type, then we had our date and I spent it all looking at her massive teeth and really pointy face, none of which appeared on camera, and I wanted to leave.
Few months later I’m striking a convo with a girl I noticed at a bar, and I realize that if I had just seen her picture, I would not have swiped right.
Sex was fun too
If we already dont believe your story, adding more to it doesnt help
I just enjoy your salt
Nothing screams bitter cope more than this. You really wanted this to go better huh
I agree and it’s really sad because there’s no turning back. Relationships in the past used to be diverse but now it feels like relationship classism.
Historically inaccurate. Social pressure to fit in was more strict in the past.
A lot of ugly people had attractive partners
And what would you call someone ugly? What kind of “features” makes someone “UgLy”?
Look in the mirror and find out
original
That is true for today as well. If that is your excuse you are already an incel
Girls who've had sex, would you look down on a guy who was a virgin when you started dating him
M, they will look down on you
So don’t tell them
True
These are ugly girls opinions, do not listen to them.
Attractive girls don’t want inexperienced men.
Based
Yeah, you’d know about ugly, wouldn’t you, fatty.
No. I'd be worried he'd feel insecure and about loyalty (him wanting more experience, him not being able to resist temptation, him settling for me, etc).
>settling for me
On the contrary, you were the only one they chose.
Or the only option he had. With the adult virgin I dated, I definitely felt like he didn't like me that much.
>insecure and about loyalty
Man if I ever got a girl I'd be on cloud nine and would never do anything to lose her.
What does cloud 9 mean
extremely happy, filled with joy
Yeah, until another girl hits on you and you leave for her and shit. I've seen it happen a lot.
>another girl hits on me
ahahahahahahaha FUNNY
I'll never forget one day saying this to a girl while we were on a vacation together. She was so flirty the entire trip and after this moment it was like everything dried up and I was a eunuch
Nope
No I would prefer it because I would be his everything
Also why are people obsessed with virgins? If you have sex with one person enough times they eventually gain experience and get better. People are desperate for quick gratification.
>Also why are people obsessed with virgins?
Because lots of (arguably most) girls rag on male virgins and say they wouldn't want anything to do with them so obviously a lot of insecurity results
Those are vapid people and idk why people take them seriously or care about their opinion
Because it's not a small number of women who believe it and not all of them are vapid. I like to believe my friends aren't that shallow and even they act like it'd be weird to get with a virgin
To each their own I guess. I would feel special if a guy lost his virginity to me.
>I would feel special if a guy lost his virginity to me.
Unfortunately I don't think that sentiment is too common
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No, it's not that the app plays with people's inherent attractiveness per se, but that the amount of attractive matches lets say is disproportionate when compared to the amount one would normally find in their day to do day lives. In other words that normal looking goy over there is going to be a three on tinder as monsuier thundercock is actually a six online, there are many of him, and they are giving all of their attention to plan jane who now believes that she's a ten. So no, people do to some degree up their stats looks wise but not to as meaningful an extent to which something like the shear volume of applicants lets say would matter. Hope that makes sense, am slightly high. Also firefox finally finished compiling.
>goy
Your auto-correct gave you away, Mr. Shekelberg
FUCK!!! NOT AGAIN
QUICK I'll SAY bro A BUNCH TO DISTRACT THEM
UHH I MEAN. FUCK!!
Guy here.
The number of girls I’ve matched with who didn’t look like their pictures is insane. In fact sometimes you feel bamboozled.
However I’ve also met girls irl who I physically liked quite a bit but I know for a fact I wouldn’t have swiped right on them based on looks alone.
All this to say phones are weird.
>Guy here.
>The number of girls I’ve matched with who didn’t look like their pictures is insane. In fact sometimes you feel bamboozled.
>However I’ve also met girls irl who I physically liked quite a bit but I know for a fact I wouldn’t have swiped right on them based on looks alone.
>All this to say phones are weird.
I guess I was little biased towards a girls perspective on tinder. Am also a guy. Havent met up with many people from Tinder but match with girls I think are cute and never get replies. I think this is due to what I stated above. I'm told constantly I'm attractive, yet that happens. There might be something else wrong with my profile though
do you believe in god?
No.
Yes. Jesus loves you
No. Believing in magic is for uneducated children and adults living in third world countries
>just texted the most chad thing i could to a girl
>"or we could go for a drink this weekend?"
Lamest shit I’ve seen on LULZ so far
please understand i am extremely autistic when it comes to actually pulling of anything remotely to a date
my hands are sweaty af
my bpm is over 120
If you had left off the "?" it would've been perfect
Where is the chad part, is there more to the story or?
see
Oh. Good luck
Do we have to show our bad sides to be authentic? So what if I don't tell everyone that I'm a bitter grump on the inside full of homicidal rage and suicidal depression that's only questionably sane? Is it fake or deceptive to only show people the half of me that's wholesome and stable and positive, even if that side is genuinely a part of me and I mean every word I speak to others? Are our bad sides and emotional issues more authentic than our good sides?
You think you can hide it but it makes you look like an angsty teenager
No they're equally as authentic as the other. The mask is also your true self. Simply because you have a shadow when the sun shines down are you no longer real?
The asians (I think) have a great proverb about this, you have 1st mask that you show to the world, 2nd which is reserved for your friends and family etc., and than your real face which only you see. Something along those lines.
lol yes "The Asian" are quite wise aren't they. While this may be true it goes without saying that if your private mask doesn't match your public mask to too great an extreme without discernible reason there's a problem.
Meh i understand their logic tho I wouldnt agree with it, imo I dont have masks, everyone knows im a cunt and if they push me sooner or later ill show my teeth.
>have crippling oral fixation
>all these new ads about pills with pictures of girl's tongues
AHHHHHHHH! I need someone to talk my boner down before I get tissue damage
Just imagine wrinkly old balls, no im not trying to psyop you into being a homo.
Wrinkly old balls
Old
Balls
WATCH IT
imagine being an icel kek
Yeah imagine being ICE L
Yeahh
lol
LOL yeah LOL hahaha LOOOL
Sooooo fucking funny
Ladies, a quick question. If we were the last two people on earth and we had to reproduce to make the world continue would you reproduce with me? Answer wisely. Vid related.
No. Genetic diseases would likely be the result. Enjoy being alone I’m heading the opposite direction of you
who's gon stop me?
Your ability to do much of anything?
My ability is not a person. Your argument is invalid.
Didnt know fat neet was a language. Stay fortnite bro. Them twitch thots amarite
Sh- Shut up. Y- you dont know me, femanon!!!
I- I refused to be bullied by y-you.
I wish I was the only man on the planet.
Ugh, pass
>anon I know you just sat down, but the prime minister of Australia wants you to fly out and listen to a sound her car is making
>also can you go kill the spiders in every bathroom on this block?
>anon you've got to help, there is famine in Europe because nobody can decide what they want for dinner!
I don’t give a shit about that
I will smash the hottest bitches and have kids
My sons will become the new MEN
Are you really that simple minded to think that I will do all the manly things myself? Fuck off outta here, cocksucker
realistically they'd hook you up to a milking machine and never let you leave a guarded bunker. You might occasionally get to fuck whichever woman ends up in charge, but she probably won't be some kind of model.
will you buy it?
I'm at that stage in my life where I can afford literally anything I want but if I were to buy a new game I'd get maybe 2-3 hours to play it over the next month.
fuck no it's got that lying fallout 4 douchebag in it.
I'll wait until a few months after release and see how some of the gameplay is on YT
Men,
Do you feel a strong bond/connection to the person you lost your virginity to or is is it like any other sex you would have?
Just a body
You lack logic. You must me a whoman
More like any other sex will always be better than first time due to experience
I'll tell you when I've lost it
IF you lose it
You’re already 30. Times ticking
whoa when did I skip 7 years?
Again, it doesn’t matter that you are 23 if you look 30
Times fucking ticking
you sound a bit insecure tbh
Why do you say that
yes but i also lost it very late so i probably have a greater appreciation for the girl giving me a chance than some guy who lost it at 16 when girls didn't think it was bad yet
A good memory, but that's the extent of it.
Haven't talked to her in a decade now. It was fun, but don't care about her one single bit
Ive lost it when I was 14yo to a girl I dated 2 months. Tbh every sex partner I had after her meant more to me than the first. Nothing special imo.
I don’t know why I even check this thread at incel hours
Talk me out of texting her right now.
I'm serious I'm going nuts, I have the urge to have a conversation about something but this isn't the right time for it.
If you text her right now she will think you are desperate and look down on you.
Thanks for this, honestly.
No problem man, going through the same thing. I want to talk to her about anything but I know I have to wait. At least now I dont feel like my body is breaking down on a cellular level.
I'm wishing you the best in your case. I'm scared because in my own case the last thing I said was basically goodbye, but she saved the message in Snapchat and I'm just stuck waiting for a reply since she's done that.
I can't stop thinking of ways to try and get her attention without texting her but I need to remember what you just said.
Pretty sure they make you wait on purpose. Shes probably thinking she better not reply to soon because she will look needy.
Anyways, thanks for the wishes, I wish you all the luck in the world as well.
>Shes probably thinking she better not reply to soon because she will look needy.
In my case she has a new boyfriend. I just want her to text me back so I can wrap it up with a goodbye and we can have a rose tinted ending or something. Idk man, she was my only friend for the last 6 months and I've been dropped with nothing.
Anyway - I've got a new job lined up. I'm looking forward to the future. Hoping I can deal with the short term a bit easier.
to the anon who gave me advice a few days ago
thank you, my date went really well
Don’t even know who tf you are
bro just take the thanks holy fuck yall autistic af
I’m not accepting a “thanks” from some random asshole online
The autistic irony that you are unable to comprehend
You forgot to ask a question
What did you do on your date?
Girls, do you consider it special to take a guy's virginity or do you not really think about it?
yes my view has been warped now
Such is life
What do you mean
I think it would be special I think sex is supposed to be for romantic connection and not just for dopamine binging
Not particularly special beyond it being the first time the guy and I were having sex in general. I've taken three guys' virginities.
I do consider it special. But it's not as special if the guy treats his virginity as a burden to get rid of and would take any chance to lose it.
Guys, how would a girl find a bf if she's ugly/awkward? Everyone seems to say it's insanely easy to find a bf but in general guys just don't seem very interested in me.
I can’t help you if I don’t know what you look like
you wont, just give up, sorry you fell for the tranny meme hopefully you'll find a girl who wont mind that you lopped your dick off
i like awkward
No you don’t
it's cute sometimes
find an emotionally vulnerable boy and manipulate him into thinking he needs you
Are you my ex?
no im not imaginary, take your meds incel
Ooooooooohhhh
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
If you're ugly, lower your (physical) standards. If you're awkward, let the guy do all the work.
girls always ask bait questions like after they had a fight with their bf to boost their ego back up, kys roastie no one cares that dylan cheated on you
I would NEVER date a man named Dylan
proof that girls hate all white boy names besides chad
The only chad i know is autistic and refers to jordan peterson in conversation
possible compliments make me nervous.
>in conversation
so he was able to get you to talk to him despite being autistic
truly a chad
Not true. I’d fuck a Tom or an Andrew.
Prove it by fucking me
rlly sis? andy is the dude who goes around stabbing people with tacs during recess
>sis
Kys go back to tiktok
sis sis sis sis sis sis sis sis sis sis sis
YOU go back, your simp ass probably would call her queen
Ryan is the best and most attractive male name
Are you also called Ryan?
No, but my boyfriend is
how should i tell my therapist that im sort of attracted her and also possibly tell her i want to fuck?
If she fucks you, she'll ruin her trust and should be revoked of her license. Just fuck her, whatever
okay but how should i bring it up?
For guys, does having sex with a girl make you less interested in her? Because you feel like you've already gotten what you wanted (sex) and don't care about her anyomre?
if all i wanted from her was sex and the sex wasn't anything special, yeah
obviously it's different if i wanted a relationship or if the sex was fantastic
is there a difference between girls you only like for sex, and girls you want a relationship with?
of course
just like how there's guys girls just want to hookup with and guys girls actually want a committed relationship with
Nah it makes me more interested. I don't like waiting more than three dates, I think it's silly. And even if I am not crushing I will always give it a chance.
It might seem like leading them on, but I think that's a hypocritical way of thinking. Most guys would Kill to have a chance to fuck their crush even if she isn't crushing on them.
>Inb4 I don't
Don't lie.
Sometimes, yeah. If I barely know a girl I'm a lot less interested if we've already had sex. But if I've been working on getting to know her for a long time and she's amazing on top of the sex, then no
If I've lost interest in you after sex I probably wasnt really interested in you in the first place for whatever reason that may be. Either it's because I was feeling lonely, or because some new information came to light, like you fart a lot during sex.
Would it be bad to fart a lot during sex? That's not really something you can control right?
>somebody farts a lot during sex lel
State gender
Do you have trouble maintaining arousal in a committed relationship?
F. No. Been with my bf for years and I still get horny for him all the damn time.
Have you ever heard of a woman with this problem?
Yeah, quite a few.
Really? Oh wow.
Why do you think that is?
I think that for a lot of women (myself included to be honest) sex drive is heavily influenced by their emotions.
As they feel less strongly for their partner, so past the honeymoon phase, they also want to have less sex.
Usually I don't have a super high sex drive, could easily masturbate once every other week, but I've rarely gone one day without having sex with my bf and I am honestly consumed by my desire for him.
What's interesting about my friend's case is she has no trouble with ons but lost the arousal when she got in a relationship.
Literally most women have this problem
They always get bored in relationships since their sex drives are based on SPONTANEITY and EXCITEMENT unlike men who are just constantly in a start of horniness so when things settle into a pattern they get bored
It's literally more common in men, that's why it's called the Madonna-Whore Complex and there's no female counterpart.
Drop the blackpill and actually do research instead of strengthening your biases.
male
I have trouble getting into a relationship
another porn addict discovers this thread
Stop projecting, I never said anything about myself. I'm doing research.
research for what bro your ED support group?
I have a friend (female) who has that problem, and I want to know just how rare that is, i.e. how crazy she is. Freud used to say that it only happened to men, but it seems it can happen to women too.
Now stop obsessing over limp dicks, anon.
Male
Not in the slightest.
Female
I have no problem with arousal but i don't feel satisfied by my partner's efforts to please me.
Is this a constant across all your relationships or are you referring to one person in particular?
This is my first boyfriend so i guess it's referring to only one person
He doesn't go down on me and doesn't really touch or kiss my body or do any type of foreplay. He does try to stimulate my clit with his fingers but sucks at it because he never looks at what he's doing and doesn't listen to my suggestions on how he could improve. He never made me cum and I'm just horny and frustrated all the time
>or do any type of foreplay
Oof. From my understanding this is like the best part of sex for a woman, no?
>He doesn't go down on me
Has he ever? Some girls like it and some don't so this might be because of previous relationships. Have you talked him about it?
>He never made me cum
Don't let him read this or he will kill himself lmao
>Oof. From my understanding this is like the best part of sex for a woman, no?
It should be but not for me lol
>Has he ever? Some girls like it and some don't so this might be because of previous relationships. Have you talked him about it?
No, he never has and I'm his first gf and sexual partner. At first he kept giving me excuses when i asked him to go down on me, later he said he was scared he's going to be bad at it and the only time he came close to doing it he ended up saying he doesn't think it's for him before he started doing anything
>Don't let him read this or he will kill himself
Tbh i think he's aware. I masturbated after sex in front of him before
No, different anon. He doesn't have a problem accepting oral. Just giving it
Oh, are you the one who had to convince him to accept a blowjob because he thinks oral is dirty?
Care to explain?
H-Hot
you are now breathing and blinking manually
Fug
Yeah and so are you
you motherfucker
Fucker angrycat.png
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Must be. Why would a woman make you wait hours or days before she texts you back? I could text 10 woman and ask them directions and get an immediate response. If I text "her" and ask her out to lunch I'm subjected to 20 hours of fear and terror.
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Oh yeah? Multiple childrenkid's huh?
How high is your libido? Essentially, how often do you crave sex?
State gender
25/8
Every damn day I have to beat back the urge to beat my meat furiously until my balls ache. If I'm ever in a relationship I'm basically one flirty look away from ripping off her clothes and ravaging her every orifice.
It's bad
>How high is your libido? Essentially, how often do you crave sex?
>State gender
M. I have the ultimate libido.
I could fuck right now if I really wanted to.
Haha yeaaaah, I could do it pretty much whenever.
F. Constantly when I'm not sick or anxious about work.
Can't answer that
Why?
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That may be for established couples but for couples trying to come together, its a battle.
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I don't care about that. What I want to know is, do pregnancy farts really smell that bad?
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How bad is the first trimester? From a scale of 1-10
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Guys is the madonna-whore complex actually real? Like you see a girl as either pure and wife material, or a whore if she has a lot of sex?
yes? don't women do the same thing with men? fuckboys and daddies?
NTA but no. The guys I want to date and the guys I want to fuck are the same guys.
Same for me, if I want to have sex with a guy then why wouldn't I want to date him..
No. There are plenty of women that idgaf about
Not really. I dont really care if a girl has tons of sex so long as she doesnt present herself as a madonna. It's about the disingenuous nature of pretending one is innocent while being a slut that confuses me. It's as though the word "innocent" means nothing anymore if one may be a "whore" as well.
No, it's a ridiculous theory to throw women's rare sexual failures onto the shoulder's of men somehow. A man who loves you won't have any issue having sex with you after you've had kids.
That’s not what that complex means. It means you lose respect for your gf/wife after having sex together because you can’t respect women who are not totally virginally pure.
how many dates do i have to go on with a girl before i can start mentioning the garden gnomes and their role in the increasing corruption and depravity of the west
first date
Approximately 6million
Was watching a holocaust documentary with my mother when she came to visit.. She doubted the six million just casually. She's an engineer so she just very bluntly was like "i dont know if that's possible". I could not stop laughing.
She better be careful publicly voicing her doubt of the 6million. Everyone should always remember the 6trillion. The 6gorillion must be true!
>Black pill>Red pill>Blue pill
64 bits 32 bits...
Whatever that means
16 bits 8 bits 4 BITS 2 BITS 1 BIT
Do girls actually like having their nipples played with?
with hands/fingers, when I'm already in the mood, yes. anything else, then no.
girls, can you really be "fucked silly" or is that just an act?
When I'm enjoying it too much, I end up saying cringey mushy shit, so I count that as being fucked silly.
but never feeling like you're seriously losing it?
Unironically cute.
This is why I try so hard to hide it.
Why?
Because I don't want my cringey shit to be made fun of as "cute".
Why do you feel that if someone calls you cute they are making fun of you?
Because I don't want to be called cute. You call children and animals cute, not adult women you want to fuck.
Wrong. Cute > sexy.
This makes me so happy
I’ve always been labeled as cute and I felt like I needed to be sexy in order for someone to take interest sexually
I don't think it's an unusual opinion.
I agree with
. Cute holds way more emotional value than sexy in my opinion.
Would you prefer endearing? Because it's also endearing.
That works for me. Thanks.
how do I stop browsing this site?
the devil makes use of idle hands
Cold turkey
do girls like being told they're pretty?
I do.
you're pretty!!!
It doesn't mean as much when someone doesn't mean it.
Define "seriously losing it". I absolutely hate when I come across as overly romantic, so when I end up acting that way during sex despite actively trying to suppress it, it's def an obvious loss of composure.
slurring speech, getting fucked so good you can't move, shaking, "mental debilitation" is probably extreme but something like seriously losing the ability to think straight
I slur my speech half the time anyway, but that does happen during sex. And shaking happens, but I'm pretty sure it's just because I have no stamina and my legs get shaky from being on top too long.
Simp
Yeah. I'm insecure enough that i cherish compliments even from creeps
you're pretty!!!
you're pretty!!!
THANKS ANON!
you're pretty
You're very sweet, I'm sure you're cute too!
Thabk you anons! You're both cute and kind <3
It's nice of you to pretend to feel flattered.
>Thabk you anons! You're both cute and kind <3
cute bois, squad up
you're pretty
Yes. Last text from my bf is literally "ILY, pretty girl".
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What about later when you are starting to show? Do you get horny again?
how do I suck a pussy well?
Theres no right way, every woman wants their equipment worked differently. Good rule of thumb is to start slow and communicate.
>Good rule of thumb is to start slow and communicate.
how do you communicate when most women don't like talking about what they want
If it means getting an orgasm, he will probably tell you want she wants. If she just shuts down, then you are probably not in the best relationship.
Chew
What do you do when you feel down for no real reason and want a hug but there is no one to hug you?
smoke some kush 🙁
maybe try not being a homosexual
I'm constantly doing that and it doesn't seem to help.
your fag score has increased just by typing the word hug
What else would you call it?
Listen to some comfy music or watch a comfy movie and have some hot chocolate.
This is my comfy song at the moment:
should I make my bf feel better when I beat him in something? how? he doesn't take it out on me, but he hates losing and gets upset.
Kek
Beat him in what?
I beat him in chess and he was upset even if I made us tea afterwards
>keep emasculating him without ever emotionally supporting
are you from LULZ?
>w-what do you mean i'm doing something wrong? y-you must be from the incel board!!!
Truth hurts, doesn't it.
He's probably just a sore loser. He needs to learn how to manage that himself.
Speaks of his own insecurities.
oversized tranny hands typed this post
What are you even talking about?
you being a failed male impersonating a woman
I never pretended to be a woman.
oh my bad brethren, the way you type is kinda feminine
Fucking kek
nah just keep emasculating him without ever emotionally supporting him he'll be fine, dumb roastie
Hes faking and let you win.
Imagine being beaten by a woman in anything besides being a woman...
imagine believing any of the larpers here are actual women
Wait... Are you telling me I cant be a real woman... no...
>Imagine being beaten by a woman in anything besides being a woman...
Nah, we beat women at that, too
How many secrets do you have?
Zero. I can't think of something about myself that at least one person doesn't know.
I'm honestly a pretty boring person.
too many
>How many secrets do you have?
shieeeet. jk. just one, although I talk about it all the time in my schizo ramblings so i'm sure the authorities are on to me by now.
Quite a few honestly
A ton. I hide most of my autistic shit from people I know irl.
I disagree. I want to be sexy, not cute.
In the context of an adult woman, cute is sexually stimulating.
I can accept that you think that way as well as appreciate the attempted compliment. But it doesn't change the fact that, if I had to labeled something, I wouldn't want it to be "cute".
Even exes. I've never shown an ex my toy bin/drawer.
>I can accept that you think that way as well as appreciate the attempted compliment.
My god one of them actually did.... this changes everything
What?
shhh sweet child. twas nothing. just know that you've given new hope to the hopeless. bless thee
How have you never encountered this opinion before? I frequently see it here.
no twas but the fact that you handles your disagreeance in opinion quite eloquently. I would award you the world but that I knew who you were woman.
I didn't give the compliment. I just jumped in.
Well I appreciate the clarification then.
I'm not worried about being seen as a slut, because I'm not one. I just worry that I'll come across as weird for investing so much money in the collection, or that the guy will make other assumptions based on it.
What other assumptions?
ASSumptions
That I am/was a porn streamer or something, for example. Every single time I mention having a ton of toys, guys itt assume that's why.
Oh. That had never occurred to me.
But you'd make some sort of assumptions if I showed you a tub of dildos, including some weird ones, right?
It's not about using them, it's about owning them. For reference, I keep an allowance of fifty bucks a month for stupid shit like online shopping. I usually end up saving it between months and splurging around Valentine's/Christmas sales, or when I'm depressed. I've been doing so for many, many years.
You do the math.
I think this might be based.
Do they do special Valentine’s sales for dildos? That would be funny.
There are tons of sales on multiple big name sites around Valentine's Day. Usually meant for couples, but I won't let being single keep me from taking advantage of the deals. I used to never have to buy lube because every time I bought new toys they'd include some and a ton of useless "mystery gifts".
No. I'd find it intriguing and I'd want to learn more, but I'd also try to hide the fact I was interested.
>but I'd also try to hide the fact I was interested
Fuck. If I could unabashedly talk to a guy about something as private as my sex toys, I think that'd be a sign of a genuine connection and compatibility.
How long have your previous relationships lasted?
Usually around a year before incompatibilities became apparent.
I think I can understand how people can be in a relationship and still feel lonely now. Not that you did.
>so much money
Didn’t you say you barely use most of them?
Can we get a ballpark estimate for how much you’ve spent on dildos?
It is weird, but you can own the weirdness. Just use it as a funny icebreaker, like “I didn’t want to collect stamps, and this was the next thing that came to mind”
I wish I was that smooth when I'm embarrassed. If I had a man alone in my room and my sex toys were out, I wouldn't be able to think about anything clever.
That’s why you plan ahead. I know I sure do.
>she doesn’t have 5 preplanned lines for each room of her house, including the laundry room
They say that luck favors the well-prepared, and that’s true in love as well.
No, I will never preplan lines again.
One time I noticed I had a lot of one dollar bills before going on a date with a guy while in highschool. I pulled out my pocket book and started thumbing through my wad of cash when we went to pay and turned to him and said "don't worry, I didn't get this from stripping". The joke fell so flat that I considered leaving.
based highschool chad not encouraging women to be funny
Aw, but that’s funny 🙁
>But it doesn't change the fact that, if I had to labeled something, I wouldn't want it to be "cute".
Understandable.
Huh. I'd imagined you as more open than that with partners, though I suppose you are often concerned about being perceived as a slut.
Even exes?
Does it count if I've told people online?
I’m pretty open about who I am. I don’t really feel the need to hide myself. When it comes to intimate things that’s different and I get heartbroken easily when it comes to romantic things.
At home sucking on my vape pen really hard just to get as muchh thc out of it as possible. Ladies I now have empathy for your plight. Blowjobs must be hard. 🙁
women be like
>just got done pegging my bf after pressuring him into doing it for weeks btw why does my bf have such low self esteem :(((
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Yo listen. Since you're a girl, do you think I should text her back?
It's a long story, we had an "argument", and we had still been flirting, but she has a new boyfriend. I would love for us to speak one final time but I'm gonna look real needy.
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Yeah and?
A vocal minority indeed. This reminds me of a similar little "group"... a vocal minority that needed a lesson in manners...
>A vocal minority indeed. This reminds me of a similar little "group"... a vocal minority that needed a lesson in manners...
The blacks, right? You're talking about the blacks? I hate'em too. Goddamn black bastards. Especially the autistic one's, bleh.
Women, why do you stop responding to messages?
It mainly happens on tinder/bumble, we are having a decent convocation and I no longer get any replies. Am I just boring? They never seem to unmach, makes me feel like shit.
check out the gender ratio on tinder and other apps, it's like 80% men 20% women. they are literally getting too many matches to care about one single mediocre "conversation".
Serious question:
Where do I find the gender ratio stats on more niche dating apps? Would I need to contact the developers personally?
>niche dating apps
>implying women are more likely to use niche apps than the popular ones
Mostly middle-aged people use the niche ones from what I've head.
I'm not talking about the Chinese tinder ripoffs, I'm talking about ones that are more likely to appeal to women, like ones for demisexuals/pansexuals/asexuals etc.
>I'm talking about ones that are more likely to appeal to women, like ones for demisexuals/pansexuals/asexuals etc.
Why would those appeal to women when women only get on dating apps for validation from men?
what about the weird unattractive alt girls who like zodiacs and shit? theyve gotta be online somewhere.........
>what about the weird unattractive alt girls who like zodiacs and shit? theyve gotta be online somewhere.........
one of them found me once. She gave me a zodiac reading to see if we were compatible and i did okay. Think she was really shy though.. Oh well.
lol
Have you guys heard of this cool site? It’s called ToonMe
At this point anyone who would post a toonme has already posted a toonme. If you wanna jerk off just go to the archives.
>goes to archives
>begins jerking off
>not even op
ok
Every now and then, but few stick enough to become regulars who feel like posting toonmes.
You don’t think we regularly get new posters?
What is toonme?
I've been texting this girl from tinder while traveling. I am only going to be in her city one day. How do I politely suggest we have sex?
>I’m going to be in your city for one day only, why don’t we make the most of it? 😉
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Migrate
Girls
You visit a guy's house for the first time and while walking down the hallway there's a door locked shut with a heavy padlock. There's a sign on it that says "DO NOT ENTER". The guy is avoiding talking about it.
What do you do?
I am possessed by a simply terrible, cringe, homosexualy idea that I need to be exorcised of:
There was a tournament to the death of video game characters from all genres to determine who was the ultimate. I want to use the same process to determine the ultimate /atoga/ regular.
Please either convince me to abandon this or provide me with a list of at least 16 combatants, not necessarily namefags or tripfags. For example, that anon who hates namefags would count as a regular.
I could provide an unbiased contest but my combatant selection would focus on ones I focus on more.
Keeping this shitfest in deadthreads.
I need help.
Do we even have 16?
I could probably come up with 32.
I came up with 26 in alphabetical order and there are multiple letters out there too:
Asian Girl poster
Bimbo
C. B.
Discord-chan
EE
FAQgot
Giantess
Horny Bastard
Incelbro
JH
KillerCroc
Lydian
Mowse
Nicol Bolas
Orbiter
Phimosis
QT
Rulebreaker
SweetnLow
Tallgirl
"Ugly" anon
inVisible girl
"We should murder all namefags" anon
eXhibanon
copYanon
schiZoanon
Thanks, I hate it
Because of who's on it? Or because of who's not?
That you were able to do it so easily. I'm more disappointed in /atoga/ than in you.
>I'm more disappointed in /atoga/ than in you
I'm blushing!
But it is what it is.