ITT: Ask the opposite gender anything (ATOGA)

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women
    How do you feel about just being objectively weaker than men?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This question contains a falsity.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Women are physically weaker and slower than men. It’s a fact.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, you are wrong.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ok. Look up the strongest dead lifters ever. Look up the best sprinters. Or distance runners. Idk it doesn’t even matter what physical sport, women are always 2nd place. Usain Bolt is more than a second faster than the fastest female 100m dash runner ever

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              None of the information you just provided supports your false statement.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're an exceptional troll.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They are less intelligent and less mature also.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Yes

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What does "less mature" mean?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Look into crocodiles.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, I don't care that much. Say what you mean clearly or be ignored.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's pretty interesting though. I suggest you do it.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Third for Eli, EE blonde, tummies, and cooking anons

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wtf i'm not that big

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To women
    What is your take on this?

    >tell a close friend of mine that I like her
    >she tells me she can't reciprocate my feelings
    >sad.jpg
    >we remain friends, I try to act as normal
    >two weeks later
    >she suddenly tells me "There was a reason I never thought of you as a potential partner"
    >I tense up a bit, anxious about this sudden change in topic, but ask her what she meant
    >"becoming a mother one day is really important to me, and I know you don't want kids since you mentioned that early on. Adoption is complicated, and since I'm infertile, I'm looking for a very specific person who will work with me and draft up a years-long plan for adopting one day."
    >I reiterate that yeah, I think I'd be a good dad but I don't want kids
    >she asks me "Would you never consider adopting?"
    >I say "Why would I?"
    >she says "I dunno" and the convo ends

    I have two ways to interpret this

    a) She does want kids, but that that's basically irrelevant here. She was just bringing it up to make the rejection feel less personalized. If I changed my mind about having kids, she might go "Oh, uh, I never said I'd date you if you DID want kids..."

    b) She's not fundamentally opposed to dating me, and might change her mind if I decided that kids sound good after all.

    She's told me I'm handsome and that I'm a lot of fun to talk to, and that I'm the only person besides her best friend (female) she talks to every day. I dunno what to think. I don't want to risk getting hurt a second time after I've finally healed from the first rejection.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Move on

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >doesnt want kids
      So you just want to fuck her for free? That girl wants to have a baby in her womb, growing and here you are just wanting her body with no care about what she wants. You are a douche. I hope she finds someone that will make her happy and isnt you.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >That girl wants to have a baby in her womb, growing
        >infertile

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thats besides the point. He said in his own post that he didnt want kids while speaking to a girl who clearly did. Its a pretty big thing to a woman. They could easily go for artificial insemination with his sperm of use a donor if his just cant do anything. . Didnt even leave that in the cards, just said, no.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't adopt a child just to get a girl. Just move on.

        I'm not totally opposed to it and I used to want to become a parent. I would enjoy it if I found a treatment that works for my severe case of Chronic Fatigue Syndrome (which I've had since I was a teen).

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I would enjoy it if I found a treatment that works for my severe case of Chronic Fatigue Syndrome (which I've had since I was a teen).
          Ray Peat has your answers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don't adopt a child just to get a girl. Just move on.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All men are liars
    /Thread

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only the ones you notice.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How? I cant really remember the last time i lied to be honest. When i was a child maybe?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw only 6.5x5.7 inch dick
    It's over, not that I ever got to use the damn thing but still. It's not a good feeling to be a dicklet on top of a 5'10.9999999 manlet

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >6.5
      >complaining
      die die die die die

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh shut up

        Just because you're small doesn't mean both of us aren't. My pain is your pain, yours is mine

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          unironically have sex

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Porn isn't real life

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If it makes you feel better you are more twice my size.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh shut up

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is this what women mean by liking big dick? So they can have a dick in their body
      Jesus....

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What a attention whore. You know people are gonna say "its fine"/ "bigger then mine" or some stupid shit like that if you've gotten to this cringe level of being attention starved you should just have a nice day tbh

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want want to make "her" happy. I hope she lives a good life even if its not with me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you dont need to,
      women can take care of themselves

      >tfw only 6.5x5.7 inch dick
      It's over, not that I ever got to use the damn thing but still. It's not a good feeling to be a dicklet on top of a 5'10.9999999 manlet

      its fine

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the fuck am i ever supposed to reach that far? God i wish my dick was bigger...

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Girls

    Why the hell does this “are we exclusive” talk even a thing? That shouldn’t need to be said..

    I’ve been dating this girl for 4 weeks. Actual dates. We hold hands and whatnot. Last night, we had sex. After sex, we laid in bed and made out for a while. At some point she went to the bathroom. She her phone on the bed and I saw a notification pop up from some guy. I asked her who that is, and she said some guy she was chatting with. They were suppose to meet in the coming week. I got really mad and she said “so are we exclusive? Because you never said we were”.

    WHY IS THIS EVEN A FUCKING THING?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Communication is hard for you?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you stupid? This “exclusive” thing is new. Thats not normal. Cheating is not normal

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How did you manage to get laid in the first place. I assume she heard you talk

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            hooker

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is literally my fetish. It would be even hotter if she fucked him earlier the same day.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >That shouldn’t need to be said..
      It's ok to think that, but you shouldn't assume that random people agree with your personal beliefs. Agreeing on these things is important. Communication is important.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the world is moving too fast, if you don't spell things out you risk confusion about social norms

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women: do you see men without girlfriends or wives inherently weird/creepy

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How to stop being insecure about my public displays of affection in presence of my coworkers?

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Girl I had a really bad relationship with and where we ended up on bad terms with toxic shit writes me after 1.5 year and says that she is happy that I have a gf.
    Why the fuck is she doing that???
    Just leave me the fuck alone I was happy without you.
    Looks like a friend of mine I met on a party told her the information.
    Any idea what’s the reason behind that?
    I don’t want anything to do with her because I know she plays mind games to win and get her ego stroked so what should I write for to leave me alone.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just being a retard

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It really is over for dicklets...

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do i hate incels more than whores, despite whores being more of a plague to society?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      incels are more pathetic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone hates us. We're used to it i guess

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're not female.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t hate incels, they just were brainwashed like the rest of us.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All I did was construction

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This video is still gold. Females would kill themselves enmasse if they had to be the male equivalent of themselves.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think it's pretty well known women have zero game and couldn't pick up a girl if their lives depended on it
      No wonder lesbians are so lonely

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wish i could live i a world we're smaller dicks were more desired

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My length ranges 7.5 to 8, girth 5.5, and I have been turned down by countless people when they ask for my size. Seems pretty hopeless sometimes.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw only have a 6 inch micro dick.
    How do I cope knowing that I'll never satisfy a woman.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make yourself: https://picrew.me/image_maker/332600
    And tell us how’s your day or night going?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My day is going good.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      kpopmaxx
      had a pretty sweet day and a sleepy night, how are you anon?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Is this male or female

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          M (but you decide)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good day, time for bed. Night night

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gn fag-san

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This one looks kinda weird.
      My day is fine. I've gotten absolutely nothing done.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hi, I am recruiting a girlfriend and noticed you meet the qualifications. Humbled to meet you, madam. My identity must remain hidden on this site of deceivers, but worry not, our paths will cross in more favourable circumstances. I am filled with anticipation thinking of our destined partnership, and the arrival of the day when I no longer stand alone in my conquest of the fourth channel.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This seems vaguely threatening, but I tip my fedora to you as well.

          I just met the cutest Indian girl I've ever seen while getting my hair cut, holy shit. I honestly thought she was Spanish or something, her name seems vaguely Spanish and usually here that would mean she's Mexican or South American, but her skin wasn't the right tone for that and her accent wasn't right for that either, so I assumed Spanish. I looked up the name and it turns out it's Hindi. Her accent was kinda faint and she didn't talk a lot, so I didn't pick up on it very well, and she was wearing a mask so all I could see really was her eyes. But her voice was cute and soft and she acted shy, and what I could see of her face looked nice too, and her body was as near perfect as I've seen.

          I guess I need to ask a question to stay on the thread topic. Would it be weird to ask for her next time I go just so I can see her again? Would she consider that creepy?

          Based Hindi accent enjoyer. No, I don't think that's too weird. Lots of people have a favorite hairdresser. If you tip well, I doubt she'll mind.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >If you tip well, I doubt she'll mind
            Yeah, my dick was kinda doing the thinking when I got to the counter to pay, lol.

            if youre not south asian her parents will hate you and her cousins will try to stab you, just stay away

            I'm white and from the American south, and we're both in Texas. If I'm being completely honest I doubt I would ever ask her out, in 28 years of my life I've only gotten up the courage to ask someone out twice and both times were after I had been friends with the girl for at least a couple years. It's just the first time in a while I've met a girl that got this reaction out of me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm too ugly for these picrews

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My day was fine but tonight is stressful I have too much work left to do on something that is getting picked up in the morning

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pls don't cry anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's been a nice day hanging out with my dad. Now I'm about to cook something for him, hence the knife.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My day is going well, thank you anon. I spent most of earlier today cooking. I made a zucchini lasagna with homemade sauce that turned out really well, and some ciabatta bread

        The two horsewomen of the dyepocalypse

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're being brainwashed

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I like it, I accept this label

          They're being brainwashed

          Good, lobotomize me

          You made homemade ciabatta? That sounds so good please cook for me

          Yes! I love baking bread but I don’t get to make it very often now that my mom and my neighbor are both trying to eat less carbs. I need someone else to feed bread too

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I’ve never ridden a horse though…

          I thought you dyed your hair black?

          Yep, and I said it probably wouldn’t last long, and it didn’t… I just can’t stay away from the blue!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Are you autistic? This is a genuine question not an insult

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I don’t think so. Never been tested though. I think my sense of humor just falls flat over text.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh thank god, welcome back

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I thought you dyed your hair black?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My day is going well, thank you anon. I spent most of earlier today cooking. I made a zucchini lasagna with homemade sauce that turned out really well, and some ciabatta bread

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You made homemade ciabatta? That sounds so good please cook for me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like the bimbo stare you added

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Zucchini lasagna in place of noodles? Hipsters are ruining food

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >hipsters
          Lmao hardly. I just want something satisfying and filling without getting all sluggish because of carbs
          It was actually so good. 250 calories for a huge serving of it and like 11g of protein. 10/10

          Either gender of anyone in a relationship.
          When you go grocery shopping together, who pushes the cart/trolley?

          My bf, I don’t really know why or what it says about our dynamic. That’s just the way it always is

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I don’t really know why or what it says about our dynamic.
            It means your bf is secretly submissive and you should dominate him

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He couldn’t be further from it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                All the more reason to break him. The sweetest candies have the hardest shells.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >My bf, I don’t really know why or what it says about our dynamic. That’s just the way it always is
            wholesome
            your bf seems like the strong stoic gentlemanly type tbh so probably likes taking the burden of the trolley, whereas you seem like the alpha bitch and general household caretaker

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >alpha bitch
              Yk I’m flattered but amazed that me speaking about my relationship has come across this way lmao. He’s in charge of most things and takes care of most things for me. I’m lucky he cares about me so much because I’d be such a doormat otherwise
              Working on that tho

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How does someone as bitchy as you end up being a sub for a manlet

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He is average height and I’m not bitchy to him. Just here

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                oops maybe that's just the impression I got from tidbits you'd said lol. that's sweet and I'm glad he's such a decent guy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do I look chink and gay.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are you chink and gay?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not to my knowledge

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You should get tested

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    State gender, who's your Totally Spies waifu/husbando?

    https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm34273668

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alex, no contest

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she is an adorbs tomboy tbf

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      arent they all like 16?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Clover because she’s into weight gain

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        very based

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've just watched 3 three episodes
      I LOVE the early to mid 2000s aesthetics
      damn... easier times back then
      also the way how goofy it is... its actually quite uplifiting i m o

      oh and I think the redhead with the green eyes looks good

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >LOVE the early to mid 2000s aesthetics, damn... easier times back then
        you're telling me dude
        >how goofy it is... its actually quite uplifiting i m o
        ikr, just cute spies doing cute things
        >the redhead with the green eyes looks good
        she is LULZ's favorite

        duuuh

        wtf I love reddit now

        F
        I liked Alex the most
        And I liked Mandy and Blaine but they were both mean so

        >Mandy
        patrician taste
        >laine but they were both mean so
        true
        >Alex
        wholesome choice

        Anon she probably has an ugly face if she has a body like that but posts here

        nta but you'd be surprised, there are just a lot of insecure people here

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      F
      I liked Alex the most
      And I liked Mandy and Blaine but they were both mean so

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >thread is about asking women for advice
    >instead guys are just comparing dick sizes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >thread is about asking women for advice
      Lol what? no its not

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lol yeah it is

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Ask the opposite ""GENDER"" ""ANYTHING""
          Where is the "ask women advice"?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It honestly should be "ask all genders anything". That would include the LGTBMAP+ too.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            so we're still pretending that its used for anything other than dating advice for incels? got it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Many such cases. Guys are absolutely obsessed with dicks.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because girls were

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would assume guys with small dicks are. Not worried about mine at all.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >small dicks
          so you got a foot long in there?
          otherwise you're a dicklet

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is 5'10 too short for a guy? Am I a manlet? Is it over for me?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah, I'm a 6ft manlet, it feels pretty over.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When are femanons finally going to rate our dick stats?

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Girls

    Would you break up with your longtime boyfriend or divorce your husband if he lost his sex drive?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Help him improve it or cope. It means he has clinical depression and some underlying medical condition
      That or he's lost his physical attraction to his partner, which he should be honest about

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How about he just hit the age where his sex drive naturally declines. It happens to every man

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >only 24
    >Watching inglorious bastards
    >notice I'm starting to look like this
    >Freak the fuck out
    So I got hit by Norwood2 reaper and my skin starts to get saggy like this guys. It's a cheat angle but you see the bags under his, exactly like mine. Recessed chin but kinda wide face.

    I have exactly the same type of square face except no wrinkles like that. How can I save it and get laid before I turn 25? I already do skincare but I'm worried by chinline gets worse

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This kinda sag, should I get lipo? I don't think I look good enough to girls if my chinline points down like that

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [deleted post]

    i missed this pic too, can anyone repost it? pls

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, its none of my business. It was a cute butt though. Would date but she was out of my league.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Anon she probably has an ugly face if she has a body like that but posts here

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          yes, those grapes are sour incel

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Just being realistic. I doubt she’s out of that anon’s league

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why in the world would pretty girls post on LULZ

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              because they have opinions that might be categorized as controversial, who knows

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think they do, I think they purge all those opinions so they can fit into society

                To me it seems just friendly, but some girls might consider "I just showered" to be flirty. I've been told that it makes the guy picture you naked, but it's just a simple fact to me. It depends on her personality really.

                [...]
                Because it's a great site.

                [...]
                No

                [...]
                Probably not. I have an awful gag reflex. The dentist hates me.

                >Because it's a great site.
                If you're a lonely guy with niche interests or an controversial disposition, yeah

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I doubt it. Thing is I have noticed that people with ugly genes are generally ugly up to down . Flabby butts or over sized buffs, large hands, general deformities. She was very well built. The nose though, that seams to be random and completely disconnected. Could have a great body with a large garden gnome nose or a cute upturned nose, You never know with that.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      At least 10 people saw it, but nobody is going to help you lmaooo

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        i missed this pic too, can anyone repost it? pls

        I will when there’s less chance that she’s still lurking

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          don't be a cunt

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thanks anon, I'm counting on you

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Were you just trolling us anon?

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true that certain women like submissive men from the inside (to you) and dominant men from the outside (around other people)? I think it is comparable to the "I don't like bad guys, because I like nice guys" and is false.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wait what?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, women like me like leading men. No femboy shit bro.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it is, i am the living proof

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Woman: I'm insecure about this thing
    >Men: Omg noooo you're beautiful

    >Man: I'm insecure about this thing
    >Women: Ugh shut the fuck up, i dont wanna hear about it
    Why is this world so gay?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because you're in it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        cmon mate thats not even a good insult lol

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It wasn't a good post.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    women please take time to answer this, i know im a worthless subhuman that isnt deserving of love put please cooperate with me
    so i was talking to a female friend of mine and she started telling me shit about how weird short guys are and went on to tell me that they are repulsive
    later told me she really like really loves tall guys
    i thought the blackpill was bullshit
    just kill me already

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women

    What are your thoughts on joining the military? Is it too much of a boys club? What branch would you join?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      women please take time to answer this, i know im a worthless subhuman that isnt deserving of love put please cooperate with me
      so i was talking to a female friend of mine and she started telling me shit about how weird short guys are and went on to tell me that they are repulsive
      later told me she really like really loves tall guys
      i thought the blackpill was bullshit
      just kill me already

      >Woman: I'm insecure about this thing
      >Men: Omg noooo you're beautiful

      >Man: I'm insecure about this thing
      >Women: Ugh shut the fuck up, i dont wanna hear about it
      Why is this world so gay?

      Is it true that certain women like submissive men from the inside (to you) and dominant men from the outside (around other people)? I think it is comparable to the "I don't like bad guys, because I like nice guys" and is false.

      >women
      There are no women, only men here. Their name is men: gay men.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        thats close enought rightjt?
        please i want an answer

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        true only homosexuals here

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not unless I wanted to get raped

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the air force is over 20% female, are they all getting raped?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Air Force is safe
          I would choose that
          Everywhere else is rape
          All I’ve heard are rape stories

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            tbf i have heard a lot of complaining from females in the army but theyre all lesbians so i assumed it was just normal misandrist ramblings

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would if I wasn't in direct combat and it was guaranteed that I'd never be. Then I'd join in a healthcare position or an intelligence position. Chair force, of course. Best pay least effort.

      Wait, is this true? Genuinely making me insecure

      No. Look at human anatomy and you'll see not only is it untrue but impossible.

      Women, have you confronted boyfriends about their offensive jokes or opinions?

      No, they tend to confront me about it as in a "wow, holy shit, lmao" I'm always the one with the thicker skin in my relationships.

      Women
      Let's say there's a guy you like and you have his number. How often would you text him?

      As often as seems natural to text.

      girls, can you deepthroat? what's the largest cock you've taken all the way?

      No, don't know, rarely do it, never liked it.

      [...]
      >She deserves better than a guy who will pretend to be interested in having a literal child just to get laid. Nah.

      Um, what? My main deterrent is that I have chronic fatigue and have since I was a child. Being a dad sounds appealing if I could fix the chronic fatigue (I used to write out kid names and vacation spots before the limitations caused by my physical health problems became more and more evident throughout adulthood), but as it is overexerting myself can cause me to become sick for several days, and that's despite vitamins and supplements and being physically active as my condition allows. A brain scan said that the part of my brain which secretes the hormones responsible for energy levels is smaller than 95 percent of the general population. There's treatments that look effective but they're too expensive at the moment. I'm not going to lie to her. I would never say "yeah sure" unless I ever reach a point in my life - which would only happen after my health problems are treated - where I could say "yes" and truly mean it.

      But all that's irrelevant if she was just trying to make the rejection less personal and wouldn't like me that way regardless.

      She likes you but she likes the idea of having kids and being a mom more, and it's a dealbreaker for her, so she's trying to let you know this so you can have a change of heart to give her the green light to be with you. But it sounds like you have bigger problems right now than focusing on your relationship life. Your health comes first. I do believe you'll be treated though anon. Modern healthcare is truly exceptional and it's only getting better with each passing year. Alopecia just had a breakthrough drug come out, a certain type of ass cancer just had a trial where 100% went into remission, and surely chronic fatigue will be a thing of the past in a decade's time. Just keep fighting to be healthy anon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >No, they tend to confront me about it as in a "wow, holy shit, lmao" I'm always the one with the thicker skin in my relationships.
        That is kind of bad for us men lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >She likes you but she likes the idea of having kids and being a mom more, and it's a dealbreaker for her, so she's trying to let you know this so you can have a change of heart to give her the green light to be with you. But it sounds like you have bigger problems right now than focusing on your relationship life. Your health comes first. I do believe you'll be treated though anon. Modern healthcare is truly exceptional and it's only getting better with each passing year. Alopecia just had a breakthrough drug come out, a certain type of ass cancer just had a trial where 100% went into remission, and surely chronic fatigue will be a thing of the past in a decade's time. Just keep fighting to be healthy anon.

        You are very kind and this means a lot to me. Thank you, anon. Oxaloacetate works very well for me, but it's a new treatment and very expensive - $499 for a three month supply. I tried out one just to see if it worked, but I can't afford it on a regular basis tbh. I'm sure it will become affordable as the decade goes along. ^^

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, is this true? Genuinely making me insecure

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Welcome to the club buddy. Have a cup of copium.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why are incels so fucking annoying, like, holy shit
    just fuck off and die

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ill die once i find a girl willing to kill me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, i'll probably buy an exit bag in a couple years. We'll be gone soon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not an incel, but i sympathize with them greatly, some of them are genuinely good people and aren't misogynists
      they just need some discipline and motivation that's all

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women, have you confronted boyfriends about their offensive jokes or opinions?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not really a confrontation, I just tell them to stop and they do.

      [...]
      Last bump.

      What? No, if I say I'm going to sleep, then I'm going to sleep. You can text more if you want, but you won't get an answer, because I'll be asleep!

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what even is the point of trying to get a gf anymore? its easier to just play dating sims and cry

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      theres too many shitty dating sims

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    tfw no bi fwb to smash guys and gals on craiglist with

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is it true that women

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HAHAHAHAHAHA RANDOM=FUNNY HAHAHAHA fuck off to Discord n-word homosexual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I share clothes with killers (let's get it)
      Who shot? I don't remember (yeah)
      That bitch off coke, remember? (Let's get it)
      Fuck hoes to Bryson Tiller (yeah, yeah)
      Make freak hoes bite the pillow (let's get it)
      I cut coke for dealers (I cut coke)
      If he got more bodies than you, you can't lil' bro the bro (yeah)
      You hustle bags to feed the plug, then why you poke the bro? (Yeah)
      If you got power with that Tommy, you can ghost a bro (yeah)
      I fuck a bitch, her pussy dry, I might use lotion with her (yeah)
      Live by the gun, you dyin' by it
      Them bros ain't coachin' bros (grrah, grrah)
      I really got left with noodles (noodles)
      Know a pit who was born a poodle (let's get it)
      That shit with Mooda and Pooda (Pooda)
      That shit do feel like voodoo (let's get it)
      You say you got good gas (uh, gas)
      That shit be doo-doo (gas)
      That shit foo-foo
      Feds cracked the case with that shit on YouTube (uh)
      Told an old head fresh out of jail
      This shit right here, he ain't used to (let's get it)
      Young bros cuckoo, hit 'em, baow
      That bitch go roo-roo
      I'm talkin' 'bout Dracs and switches (Dracs and switches)
      Bitch, I ain't payin' for kisses (I ain't payin')
      I'm akh, but I love the Christians (let's get it)
      I know an akh who fuck with Christmas (let's get it)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, some dumb fake chad or fake Stacey etc made that make males feel bad about themselves. They're the ones that are coping.

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    men
    how would you rate your calves on a scale from 1-10?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      3 but im still overweight. I do walk a lot and I can tell they will be around an 8 when I reach my ideal BMI, which at the rate im losing should be within 6 months.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      9/10 they are juiced up man

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i got lucky with my calves gene
      but no one cares

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      probably 1

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      7.5, not the best in the world but i like flexing them a lot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Mine are 10/10 suck it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nvm i change mine to 10 too

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You know the rules and so do I

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably a 7/10. They're a pretty good size but they could use a little more tone.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        7.5, not the best in the world but i like flexing them a lot

        i got lucky with my calves gene
        but no one cares

        9/10 they are juiced up man

        show me please

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          9/10 guy here. You have to pay for my onlycalves subscription. I lube it up and get women to worhsip it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't even take pics of myself, let alone post them. I posted a toonme once and even that I wasn't really comfortable with.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That was a big step for you anon, im proud of you.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I subtly imply I’d like us to be exclusive, even if we aren’t very deep into the dating process?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Initatiate sex. On a real note just looking at her and looking away or smiling genuinely at her. It is what we girls do too.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        YWNBAW

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LOOOOOOOOOOL he said "its over" for the 16th time ITT!! im top kekking right now bros!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s over

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's over

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women
    Let's say there's a guy you like and you have his number. How often would you text him?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Every day

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Screaming and screeching like a fucking retard
    Please go back to >>>/qa/. Oh wait...

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Alright, femanons, please help me find out what this means. I have this slight crush on a coworker, and we have pretty good relations. I've had coffee with her a few times, and lunch one time just the two of us. Our conversations are never boring, and I really like talking to her.
    One of these days I joined a video call with her and she was looking extra cute, so I texted her on her phone:
    >Did you do anything on your hair? Looking extra good today!
    To which she answered (name obviously changed):
    >Heyyy Anon! thanks so much. I just got out of the shower and my hair is still wet, that's all haha <woman-shrugging-emoji> In summary, I just washed it, sorry to disappoint!
    I'm trying to figure out if she's into me or just being friendly. I know you can't tell for sure just by this message, but I thought it was relevant. If I can provide any more context to help, let me know and I can write something up.
    So, what do you girls think?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Very hard to tell
      Do you flirt at all
      Have you ever called her outright cute to her face and have seen her reaction? Maybe try flirting more to gushed a reaction

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, haven't really flirted with her, because coworkers and didn't want to ruin what we have going (I genuinely enjoy talking to her, which is pretty rare for me). I'll try calling her cute one of these days and see how she reacts, it's certainly something I feel comfortable doing with the level of intimacy we have right now.
        Also, I should have mentioned, she has a boyfriend right now, but she told me she's not sure it's going to work out with him for much longer. Maybe she's hinting at something?

        Not a girl but that girl has had coffee with you on more than one occasion. Girls dont have cofffee with guys they don't like.
        What the other anon said, step up your flirting before you get friend zoned.

        Honestly, we went on a work trip together, and when I was filling the expense reports I noticed how almost all of my meals off work had been with her. I hope you're right. She also laughs at stupid jokes I make, so that's a good sign, I guess.

        To me it seems just friendly, but some girls might consider "I just showered" to be flirty. I've been told that it makes the guy picture you naked, but it's just a simple fact to me. It depends on her personality really.

        [...]
        Because it's a great site.

        [...]
        No

        [...]
        Probably not. I have an awful gag reflex. The dentist hates me.

        >To me it seems just friendly, but some girls might consider "I just showered" to be flirty. I've been told that it makes the guy picture you naked, but it's just a simple fact to me. It depends on her personality really.
        I definitely pictured her naked in my head, so if that was on purpose it worked. I'm not very sure, though, because we're usually very straightforward in our communication. We don't have much filter when talking to each other, so she probably was just saying that.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Compliments are a great start. I do envy you a little, at least the girl you like doesnt have a boyfriend. Im in the same position but I cant risk complimenting the girl because she has a boyfriend. Just trying to build a friendship with her. its brutal.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thing is, she does, I just failed to mention this in the first post. If you read the post you're replying to, I said
            >Also, I should have mentioned, she has a boyfriend right now, but she told me she's not sure it's going to work out with him for much longer. Maybe she's hinting at something?
            But I also don't really care that she has a boyfriend. I know the guy and I know I'm better than him in every single way and she always sound bored when she talks about him.
            For instance, we were once talking about our hopes for the future, and she told me she wants a big family (and I do too). But then she said her bf is too immature to think about this stuff and changes subjects.
            My monke brain was screaming "well, come here and I'll give you 7 babies", but thankfully I managed to keep it to myself 🙂

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Ohh, I didnt see that part. Well good luck to you bro. Maybe I should take my own advice. I dont know anything about him but I am of the same mind. I know im better than him and more likely to make her happy. Should I step up my game?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well, as long as you don't cross any "hard" barriers, I think you're good. The real problem here is that it's hard to know where the hard barriers are on her mind. You have to be strategic and take small risks to increase your intimacy without triggering any alarms on her head.
                I think in my case the work trips greatly helped, we get a bunch of 1 on 1 time on those, which can be hard to get in your regular work routine.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thanks for responding. Its hard for me because shes a part timer and im really busy. She usually doesnt work long enough to even take a break.
                Interesting, "hard barriers". I have put some thought in to that but vaguely at the back of my mind. I gave her a gift a few weeks ago and she had such a great reaction. I asked her out once directly but she got more distant. She seamed open to the idea of lunch though but as I say, that one is hard to get. I need to find a balance between gift and date with lunch being a fairy tail. Any suggestions?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Your case is difficult, or at least would be for me. I don't know how your personalities are, but I personally wouldn't give gifts like that unless they refer to some kind of experience we had together.
                It's hard to form a bond if you don't spend time together. With "my" girl I usually just say to her "hey, I'm thinking of going for coffee sometime in the next 20 minutes, wanna tag along?" and she goes when she's free.
                If you can't form this bond, you'll have to rely on looks alone, or something like that. If she didn't want to go out with you, I think that test you already failed.
                Find some acceptable ways to spend time with her

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The gift was the result of that nature, would never have just given her a gift otherwise, I dont want to become a sugar daddy. Yeah its a puzzle man. I am lifting more to improve my looks and fighting for a management position to improve my status. As you said, those are the best ideas I have come to so far.
                I hope your situation improves then, yours seams like the ideal setup, you just need to increase the pressure a little. Good luck to you and I wish you well. Going to bed, got to lift in the morning.

                Never would have thought I would be a fool in love.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not a girl but that girl has had coffee with you on more than one occasion. Girls dont have cofffee with guys they don't like.
      What the other anon said, step up your flirting before you get friend zoned.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To me it seems just friendly, but some girls might consider "I just showered" to be flirty. I've been told that it makes the guy picture you naked, but it's just a simple fact to me. It depends on her personality really.

      Why in the world would pretty girls post on LULZ

      Because it's a great site.

      it takes me from five seconds to upwards of one week to respond to a text
      is this a deal breaker?

      No

      girls, can you deepthroat? what's the largest cock you've taken all the way?

      Probably not. I have an awful gag reflex. The dentist hates me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It is a great site. Anywhere else that girl would have been mobbed by feminists and forced to take tweking classes until she was only good for BBC.

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why do women HATE us?

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it takes me from five seconds to upwards of one week to respond to a text
    is this a deal breaker?

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    girls, can you deepthroat? what's the largest cock you've taken all the way?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homosexual cuck. 3 day ban incoming hihi. Why do you like the thought of that though?

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How important are good friends and family in a boyfriend? Men can answer the question but for a girlfriend as well, just state your gender.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      F, I don't think they're that important. I'm dating him, not his whole social circle. And I selfishly want him to myself.

      I don't think they do, I think they purge all those opinions so they can fit into society
      [...]
      >Because it's a great site.
      If you're a lonely guy with niche interests or an controversial disposition, yeah

      Being a weirdo with niche interests is not exclusive to men.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Being a weirdo with niche interests is not exclusive to men.
        Yeah but it's not something attractive girls usually do since they get socialized into the normiesphere extremely early and extremely quick

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yep, I can agree with that. The key word there is "usually". There's fewer cute girls here, sure, but not zero.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >And I selfishly want him to myself.
        I want a girlfriend who thinks like this and allows me to think like that about them too. Seems wholesome.

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just met the cutest Indian girl I've ever seen while getting my hair cut, holy shit. I honestly thought she was Spanish or something, her name seems vaguely Spanish and usually here that would mean she's Mexican or South American, but her skin wasn't the right tone for that and her accent wasn't right for that either, so I assumed Spanish. I looked up the name and it turns out it's Hindi. Her accent was kinda faint and she didn't talk a lot, so I didn't pick up on it very well, and she was wearing a mask so all I could see really was her eyes. But her voice was cute and soft and she acted shy, and what I could see of her face looked nice too, and her body was as near perfect as I've seen.

    I guess I need to ask a question to stay on the thread topic. Would it be weird to ask for her next time I go just so I can see her again? Would she consider that creepy?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if youre not south asian her parents will hate you and her cousins will try to stab you, just stay away

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why do women LOVE us?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ask

      girls, can you deepthroat? what's the largest cock you've taken all the way?

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    omg omg!! a kinda popular youtuber responded to my comment
    I'm in love with her

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you best be baiting son.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no, she actually did

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Who (asked)?

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [deleted post]

    >She deserves better than a guy who will pretend to be interested in having a literal child just to get laid. Nah.

    Um, what? My main deterrent is that I have chronic fatigue and have since I was a child. Being a dad sounds appealing if I could fix the chronic fatigue (I used to write out kid names and vacation spots before the limitations caused by my physical health problems became more and more evident throughout adulthood), but as it is overexerting myself can cause me to become sick for several days, and that's despite vitamins and supplements and being physically active as my condition allows. A brain scan said that the part of my brain which secretes the hormones responsible for energy levels is smaller than 95 percent of the general population. There's treatments that look effective but they're too expensive at the moment. I'm not going to lie to her. I would never say "yeah sure" unless I ever reach a point in my life - which would only happen after my health problems are treated - where I could say "yes" and truly mean it.

    But all that's irrelevant if she was just trying to make the rejection less personal and wouldn't like me that way regardless.

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    so why do good girls like bad guys?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i've had this question for a really long time

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      95% of men are just boring. At least being "bad" is interesting

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Like women are any better

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I don't claim we're better, but I'm not interesting in dating women

          Boring as in how?

          I guess "NPCs" would be the meme word to use. Boring clothes, boring attitude, too willing to suppress their personality and do whatever I say. I don't want a pet, I want a man.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I feel you. As a man I fall into this category to a certain extent: mostly at work. But I am working on myself to defeat my medicority so it is not all bad. Sadly many men are complacement in such situations. I noticed how me being myself at school allowed others to also be more of themselves. It is a beautiful power to unlock.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Boring as in how?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        too bad I'm not a bad boy, at best I'm sociopathic, at worst I blend into the crowd perfectly.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Bruh do women even like men at this point

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because women still live in 200,000BC and want the biggest and most ruthless monkey around who will ensure the banana supply is safe
      No matter what they say, this will always be true.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women
    In the past, how have you flirted/seduced a guy you liked? As in, before a relationship.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >friend tells me my crush is into legs
      >wear shorts and sit next to him a lot
      >he crumbles in a matter of weeks and asks to touch my thighs
      >I say yes if he'll go out with me
      Ezpz

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This femanon knows what she's talking about, got a response out of me just from reading it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm quite proud of my legs and have faith in their ability to make any man notice me

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't want to fap right now but you're making that very hard, lol. Nice legs are my weakness, especially when they're attached to a woman who knows how to use them.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You have my permission to do whatever you want, haha
              I've been cooped up alone for so long, my poor legs have gone unappreciated

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ha, my reasons for not wanting to fap are unrelated to this thread, I just have things that need doing and don't have time for it right now.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I said "I kind of have a crush on you"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Nah, you're crazy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          "I'll prove it!"

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >stop fucking around, this shit ain't funny

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Make excuses to touch him. Just break the touch barrier lots. Hands all over him.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        pretty sure that's common friend interaction,
        girls were always quite touchy with me.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, nope. Woman gets touchy with me == I start to develop a crush.

          Make excuses to touch him. Just break the touch barrier lots. Hands all over him.

          I wish a woman would do this to me.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Flirting is all about toeing the line of plausible deniability. But I wasn't really doing it as a strategic thing, thinking "Alright I'll put out signs so that he'll ask me out". I asked him out when the time was right. It really boiled down to "I'm fucking turned on and can't keep my hands off of him."

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >"Hey how you been. Been a while but whatever. I thought about stuff after our last talk. We had different perspectives but I do realize I could have done some things better, so just wanna say I'm sorry for any distress or suffering I may have caused you. No need to reply if you don't want, hope everything's alright. Take care"
    >"That’s alright. Thank you for the message! Hope you’re doing well too"
    She don't give a fuck about me no more right

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She feels guilty for making you feel bad because she associates being a good person with never making anyone feel bad. She's trying to repair her ego by gaining your forgiveness. She is upset by the principle of the matter and not about you personally. She doesn't want to date you.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do women really think we're boring?

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women, do you mind men watching pornography? If not, in which circumstances is it acceptable if any?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ewwwwwwwww NEVER OK

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No I don't care I just don't want to know all about it

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [deleted post]

    The perfect gf.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [deleted post]

    >What?
    You know, when are you guys gonna rate our dick stats out of 10

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I am jealous of my older brother

    My older brother is a very soft, kind and sensitive man. He is almost a push over as his wife treats him somewhat poorly and he isn’t exactly good at sticking up for himself. However most people take very well to him at face value. He is a sweet, easy going and passive individual.

    I am not quite that way. I am much more rough around the edges, temperamental and kind of angry. I don’t care to hide myself and I’m not a very sweet lovey dovey man. My own mother has always asked me why I can’t be more like my brother which breaks my heart.

    But I can’t help it. I am not that sweet. I am not that easy going and I feel like “fuck you” and I can’t help it.

    But it makes me feel insecure. It makes me feel like any woman I meet will like my brother more because of how sweet and loving he is. And they’ll just shit on me because I’m a stupid retard.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [deleted post]

    >Hmm.. probably yes. Although a guy ceding to me too much is a turn off. I prefer if he does it but is irritable along the way. More manly than simping.

    I could see that.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women, if your boyfriend where to transition from gender would you break up with them>

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Qt anon, are you here?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think he always is

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where is he?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yo what's up?

      I think he always is

      I have my methods

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Yo what's up?
        Just wanted to say it was funny when I thought you were actually talking about grill borgars, but you meant you went to McDonald's with a girl, lol.

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jerking off > Women.
    Prove me wrong.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You only feel your hand and smell your cum when you jerk off.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is sex the only thing you think about when considering a partner..

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This girl came to my house and gave me flowers she gathered. We've known each other for a while, and been out on a couple of long 1on1 walks. After 4 days I asked her what her intent was with the flowers. To me it looks like a romantic gesture, which seemed weird since I was quite sure she didn't see me that way (but some of my friends thought otherwise). I literally asked her "I just don't know what the intentions behind the gesture are. I don't really know how to react or what to think about it" and she dodged the question and I didn't get an answer. I think I was quite clear, wasn't I?

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm completely burnt out of dating. Also 100% miserable.

    So now what? I can't even be arsed to swipe right on guys, or to reply to any of em. There was someone I really liked and it went up in flames, a month ago in part due to my fault, in part due to his fault, but I have a feeling I'll hear from him again, when he comes back to the country in autumn.
    But. It probably won't be the same will it? And it's not like I can wait for him? Who knows if he even wants me anymore. Probably fucking not.

    Either way, I feel like shit. Should I just delete my dating profile for a while?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just take a break from it all for a while

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      go ahead, delete it, fuck that shit
      yeah, being lonely sucks, but finding a partner isn't a requirement on living a fulfilling life, if the search is causing you more stress than the absence of a partner, then it's not worth it.

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you like your sex made women?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shaken, not stirred

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hot. No, like the eggs are hot is that fine?

  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't make my girlfriend finish when having sex. In fact I've never made any girl finish. I try but I'm not good and I just don't have the "it" factor at sex. Any tips from women? Not men because your girlfriends are faking it, I know from experience.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oral

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's what I'm doing. Most girls I've been with get bored and just fake it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Talk to them and ask them how you can improve. Strangely enough, girls really are sentient beings and they can feel their pussies and know what they themselves like.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I tend to do exactly what they say, but I'm usually "off" or they get bored with me doing the same thing but when I change to something different (licking the clitoris up and down instead of right to left) it's not what they enjoy so I turn them off and ruin it

  66. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    to any woman that may read, I copypaste this because I didnt get any recommendation on how to follow

    told my tinder date (we've been going out for a couple months already) while we were talking about life coincidences and shit that it's crazy how we would have never met if we weren't pretty and hot. She didn't understand at first so I told her that I wouldn't have gone out with her if she wasn't pretty and hot and that she wouldn't have done the same if I wasn't muscular, if I was the skinny guy I was before getting into fitness.
    She kinda took offense and got sad after I told her that. I tried telling her that it wasn't as serious but she's still bothered.

    I like her for more than her looks. I was just being honest with the way we met. I don't think tinder is this special place to meet people you like because of personality, it's a place where you see pics and decide based upon that. The fact we licked each other was what made us keep seeing each other. Nothign wrong with pointing out that imho

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      okay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        fuck you

        >The fact we licked each other was what made us keep seeing each other
        are you cats?
        [...]
        sorry anon, sounds a bit shite. you can give it another shot with this guy when he returns, but maybe maybe you need a break from the apps, just relax and get your head straight again

        yes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The fact we licked each other was what made us keep seeing each other
      are you cats?

      I'm completely burnt out of dating. Also 100% miserable.

      So now what? I can't even be arsed to swipe right on guys, or to reply to any of em. There was someone I really liked and it went up in flames, a month ago in part due to my fault, in part due to his fault, but I have a feeling I'll hear from him again, when he comes back to the country in autumn.
      But. It probably won't be the same will it? And it's not like I can wait for him? Who knows if he even wants me anymore. Probably fucking not.

      Either way, I feel like shit. Should I just delete my dating profile for a while?

      sorry anon, sounds a bit shite. you can give it another shot with this guy when he returns, but maybe maybe you need a break from the apps, just relax and get your head straight again

  67. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it over for me if I never really watched totally spies?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's only just beginning anon

      To women: how does your ideal man look like?
      To men: how does your ideal woman look like?

      >how does your ideal woman look like
      Clover from Totally Spies

      It's been a nice day hanging out with my dad. Now I'm about to cook something for him, hence the knife.

      yandere vibes

      hi atoga
      how are you

      good, how are you Eterna homosexual?

      Femanon here to dudes, how do I know when I'm being clingy compared to just asking for the basic time of day?

      Novella: Friend (if I can even call him that anymore)/fuckbuddy just would keep never wanting to hang out for over a month at at time, multiple times, at least once while he wasn't employed even. Supposedly he's like this with other friends too (and is hypocritical about one with it, but). Something doesn't sit well with me and it though and I called him out for being a lazy sad man, putting in less effort than the town's crackheads (he could drive here in 3min, and walk). I feel like the damage is already done or we'd need to start over, maybe. (Also, I'm the skinnier one.)

      >I called him out for being a lazy sad man, putting in less effort than the town's crackheads
      yet you're fucking this guy? lmao

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >156 episodes
        Man...

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          just means you'll have something to do for the next few weeks, you should be thankful, that feeling of discovering a new show with tons of episode to binge is quite rare.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            better get cracking
            [...]
            tbh he might not wanna binge TS too hard or he'll end up talking like a valley girl
            [...]
            >i screamed when i saw the op image
            tummies are scary
            I'm sorry shit is meh atm, hope you feel better soon, you still reading Buddhist shit and journalling at all?
            [...]
            oh yeah lol, I mean I was talking about grill borgars but also 3D grills of the human kind
            I actually got borgar on a date this week with another grill (but this time a nice pub, not Maccies)

            someday
            I got tons of other shit to watch

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              godspeed (I mean Totally Spies is episodic so you can just watch any at random)

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Bingemaxx and watch 4 shows at once

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                based consooooomer

                State gender and R8 my short story
                I was in the fifth grade, and our blonde thirtysomething teacher had just finished explaining a math concept. It was very near the end of the day. I had thoroughly grasped the idea, as had the more gifted children; now we simply waited for her to finish talking and give us the worksheet. (This statement, by the by, cleanly sums up the entire experience of public education for an above average student.) We wanted to finish our homework early, while still stuck at school. She kept talking about how difficult it was, and how it was good to ask for help if you needed it, and how she would be a little more lenient in the grading… you get the picture. I -speaking bluntly, as I always have- piped up.
                “Can you just give us the worksheet?”
                Looking back, I could have phrased this about a dozen different ways, all more sociable than this- she erupted, and gave me the most severe, genuinely angry scolding I had ever received. I can still see her, working her jaw furiously, turning red in total emotional incontinence.
                “Really, really? Just give us the worksheet? Really? Do you have any idea how disrespectful that is?”
                I would never be brave enough to purposefully rile up a teacher like this, and so in the present day I am very glad I said this. It is the single time I would ever be able to so perfectly remind a public school teacher of their role as a busywork dispensary. For my fifth grade self I was quite nonplussed; at the time I had no such intention.

                >R8 my short story
                -1/10 poor stressed blondie teacher

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          better get cracking

          just means you'll have something to do for the next few weeks, you should be thankful, that feeling of discovering a new show with tons of episode to binge is quite rare.

          tbh he might not wanna binge TS too hard or he'll end up talking like a valley girl

          congrats anon, be sure to get some time off after your session
          [...]
          im sorry to hear that you're not feeling good
          you wanna talk about the problem in question?
          [...]
          lol etterna homosexual
          i screamed when i saw the op image but other than that im meh, stuff's been jumping around from decent to less decent so im coping by shitposting
          [...]
          i get that anon. i know how hard it can feel and i genuinely do hope that it gets better for you
          [...]
          sounds delicious

          >i screamed when i saw the op image
          tummies are scary
          I'm sorry shit is meh atm, hope you feel better soon, you still reading Buddhist shit and journalling at all?

          >Yo what's up?
          Just wanted to say it was funny when I thought you were actually talking about grill borgars, but you meant you went to McDonald's with a girl, lol.

          oh yeah lol, I mean I was talking about grill borgars but also 3D grills of the human kind
          I actually got borgar on a date this week with another grill (but this time a nice pub, not Maccies)

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm sorry shit is meh atm, hope you feel better soon
            thanks anon, it'll pass
            >you still reading Buddhist shit and journalling at all
            yeah i've been reading stuff, trying to introduce variety too so i'm also reading some fiction stuff and etc, recorded an audio journal and stuff, been wondering about how i generally am, will probably write it down
            had a couple of schizo emotional breakdowns but it's all gonna be good (i hope lol)

            Either gender, but preferably women.
            What do you think when you see a white couple with black/mixed kids in public?

            m
            nothing

            [deleted post]

            glad to hear that anon, keep it up

  68. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women do you actually like blowjobs? Or is it like lesser pleasure compared to other moves?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I dont think woman can get blowjobs. Sorry anon, go back to your futaporn.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What about your 'girlfriend' then 'she' has a dick?

  69. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To women: how does your ideal man look like?
    To men: how does your ideal woman look like?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >how does your ideal woman look like?
      less than 100 pounds if possible

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >To men: how does your ideal woman look like?
      Petite, nice legs, long hair, preferably light brown but color isn't that important. Pale, clear, soft skin, usually smiling. Fashion sense is more feminine and traditional, likes to wear socks and hose especially.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >soft skin
        I don’t think I’ve ever seen a woman without soft skin in my life
        I agree it’s important, but reading that just got me thinking

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I have seen it. It's rare, especially for younger women, but I have seen it before.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >To men: how does your ideal woman look like?
      I don't know, likes me, would never cheat on me, I've never had a relationship so I don't really know what I'd be looking for so just [insert personal qualities that'd mesh well with my personality so we can have a nice, hopefully life long relationship].

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      M.

      I have way more than one type, but my first crush was. Petite, freckles, light brown hair. Tomboy personality. Venezuelan.

      The girl that has made me the horniest irl was a voluptuous blonde Cuban girl.

      And my biggest love looks like a Mexican Doll. As stereotypical as you might imagine with that description.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Male
      I dont have much standards as far as "ideal" goes. Petite, short, feminine hair, upturned nose, white.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >To men: how does your ideal woman look like?
      Ideally, a bit weird.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yep, that's a "woman" alright.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ...I'm sending you to remedial anatomy AND remedial math.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm sneeding you to the dilation room.

  70. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Femanon here to dudes, how do I know when I'm being clingy compared to just asking for the basic time of day?

    Novella: Friend (if I can even call him that anymore)/fuckbuddy just would keep never wanting to hang out for over a month at at time, multiple times, at least once while he wasn't employed even. Supposedly he's like this with other friends too (and is hypocritical about one with it, but). Something doesn't sit well with me and it though and I called him out for being a lazy sad man, putting in less effort than the town's crackheads (he could drive here in 3min, and walk). I feel like the damage is already done or we'd need to start over, maybe. (Also, I'm the skinnier one.)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >fuckbuddy
      Lol. have a nice day, degenerate whore.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe he's just an introvert? Especially if his friends say he acts the same with them. Not everybody is up for hanging out all the time.
      >fuckbuddy
      When's the last time you fucked? Maybe he's trying to avoid catching feelings?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Personally I say it directly. A few friends of mine often act embarassed (very badly) to give off a sign

  71. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hi atoga
    how are you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm jacking off right now I'm actually really close

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What are you jacking on the chopping board?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        congrats anon, be sure to get some time off after your session

        angry
        angry at pitiful, pathetic people who aren't in control of their bodies.

        im sorry to hear that you're not feeling good
        you wanna talk about the problem in question?

        it's only just beginning anon
        [...]
        >how does your ideal woman look like
        Clover from Totally Spies
        [...]
        yandere vibes
        [...]
        good, how are you Eterna homosexual?
        [...]
        >I called him out for being a lazy sad man, putting in less effort than the town's crackheads
        yet you're fucking this guy? lmao

        lol etterna homosexual
        i screamed when i saw the op image but other than that im meh, stuff's been jumping around from decent to less decent so im coping by shitposting

        Suicidal

        i get that anon. i know how hard it can feel and i genuinely do hope that it gets better for you

        pretty good
        had some steak kebabs for dinner

        sounds delicious

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      angry
      angry at pitiful, pathetic people who aren't in control of their bodies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Suicidal

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pretty good
      had some steak kebabs for dinner

  72. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [deleted post]

    >Stop doing that, weirdo. Unprofessional. Keep your PDA to your private time and separate that from your work self.

    I don't do PDA at work. But the only way to ask the girl I like out is to approach her publicly wbout that.

  73. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I went to this convention thing today and like. There was a girl who was by herself about my age and I just saw her and thought why would I even bother to try. Like her cosplay had so much effort put into it, for what. For what? What would I even say to her though, really.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >her cosplay had so much effort put into it
      >What would I even say to her though
      how great her cosplay was!
      I know shyness is a bitch but you gotta try next time anon. even if it's then awkward and you just say kthxbye she'd appreciate the compliment

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But I don't want to give anything for free. I don't want to compliment anyone who won't make me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >For what?
      For fun? Maybe there was a cosplay contest?
      Anon, people go to cons to interact and be seen. Some of my best memories have just been strangers yelling NICE COSPLAY from across the hall. Don’t be shy!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Don’t be shy!
        Yeah don't be shy to just fucking try to talk to an obviously depressed girl in a cosplay from a series of games only mentally ill people enjoy
        What's next, I scream RAPE! in her ear?
        I don't think your approach would have been better than nothing

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Never mind, you’re a judgmental prick. Stay away from her instead. Why go to a con if you’re just going to think like this?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I stay away from everyone. I just see what's in front of me. I just saw a bunch of girls all wanting attention and I just felt sick. All they have is pretty faces, but nobody ever has substance when you try to talk to them so I don't bother.

  74. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As a man I agree with most things except skin color and small length. Unsure on the socks thing though, pantyhose/stockings etc. are pretty hot but maybe not traditional ahhhh

  75. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    women
    I've been in a relationship of 7 months with this chick and she's talked about open relationships
    I've told her that if we open the relationship I'll check out of dating and won't be in it for anything more than sex and maybe going to some party or some shit together, but barely as fuckbuddies
    she got a bit mad a this proposition and told me she'd have to think about it
    what do you you think? I wont put any emotional investment into a woman that fucks around.
    If she really likes the emotional connection we have she wouldn't tarnish it by making me suffer.

  76. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [deleted post]

    >No, never acceptable, pornography should be banned. I said what I said.
    Based. I am the original questioner btw: I agree

  77. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    State gender and R8 my short story
    I was in the fifth grade, and our blonde thirtysomething teacher had just finished explaining a math concept. It was very near the end of the day. I had thoroughly grasped the idea, as had the more gifted children; now we simply waited for her to finish talking and give us the worksheet. (This statement, by the by, cleanly sums up the entire experience of public education for an above average student.) We wanted to finish our homework early, while still stuck at school. She kept talking about how difficult it was, and how it was good to ask for help if you needed it, and how she would be a little more lenient in the grading… you get the picture. I -speaking bluntly, as I always have- piped up.
    “Can you just give us the worksheet?”
    Looking back, I could have phrased this about a dozen different ways, all more sociable than this- she erupted, and gave me the most severe, genuinely angry scolding I had ever received. I can still see her, working her jaw furiously, turning red in total emotional incontinence.
    “Really, really? Just give us the worksheet? Really? Do you have any idea how disrespectful that is?”
    I would never be brave enough to purposefully rile up a teacher like this, and so in the present day I am very glad I said this. It is the single time I would ever be able to so perfectly remind a public school teacher of their role as a busywork dispensary. For my fifth grade self I was quite nonplussed; at the time I had no such intention.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      F, I kinda sympathize as a former “gifted child”, but it’s a bit over dramatic and reminds me of those “and then everyone stood up and clapped” stories lol.

      Either gender, but preferably women.
      What do you think when you see a white couple with black/mixed kids in public?

      I assume they’re a teacher or babysitter… is that racist?

      Women, why do you shit test men?

      For the same reason I’m wary about a new dog: in case it bites me, even if it looks sweet.

  78. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Either gender, but preferably women.
    What do you think when you see a white couple with black/mixed kids in public?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      M.
      Ew.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      M
      don't really think about it but if the kids really don't look like the parents I might assume they're adopted or a family/friend's kids or something
      lol, this reminds me, I went out with a black girl who had white parents, she told me when she was a teenager they told her she was adopted and she was like NO SHIT

  79. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women, why do you shit test men?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      F.
      I have a question for men: why do you shit test women?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what's a shit test.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >why do you shit test men
          based himbo

          Either gender of anyone in a relationship.
          When you go grocery shopping together, who pushes the cart/trolley?

          I always walk behind the girl and push the trolley like a good little slave

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I always walk behind the girl and push the trolley like a good little slave
            really, I can't stand that shit, not knowing where the other person is going, and trying desperately to follow her, walking, looking, stopping
            she either needs to stand beside me and tell me where she's going, or she's pushing the cart herself

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I can understand that, it can be a bit annoying if they keep changing direction unexpectedly and speed ahead of you, and then ask "actually can you put this back?" for something on the other side of the store, or go around the whole store without buying anything. But I still like being their bitch

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How do men shit test women?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You don't know bro? Everyone! He does not know how men shit test women! Look at him. This is so crazy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We don't?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Male
        The closest I ever got was holding my gf exactly like one girl I slow danced with once where I thought at the time "I hope I end up with a girl that feels this good in my arms."
        She did. If she hadn't, I probably would have been disappointed but not thought much of it. I'm going to try to think of male shit tests I've observed....

        How do men shit test women?

        >"Does her mother still look good because she'll look like her in 20 years."
        That's one I've heard of. Not sure that's a shit test either.

        Oh, there's that one where you let her order anything she wants from an expensive restaurant and if she orders the most expensive thing, she's out. Unless she pits out and then she's good for sex.
        I think most I ever heard of were along the lines of "Does she respect your money, how hard you work for it, and you as well?"

        There's also "Will she let you get away with being an asshole or will you have to pretend you're not an asshole."

        Also, "If your friend tries to hit on her, will she take the d?"

        Bullshit abounds.

  80. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Either gender of anyone in a relationship.
    When you go grocery shopping together, who pushes the cart/trolley?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I do (I'm the man).
      My wife does all the cooking, so she knows what we have to buy, I'm just there to be useful and stop her from buying too much crap food.

  81. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    (wo)men of ATOGA
    rate the approach this guy made with this woman in this documentary

  82. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [deleted post]

    >If you want a dick rate then put a pic of your dick on soc
    yeah no... id rather it be based on length and girth, and not what it actually looks like

  83. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How many women actually like having their clit touched directly?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me, but only after I’m super aroused

  84. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [deleted post]

    Are you into futurism, by the way? This

    >But it sounds like you have bigger problems right now than focusing on your relationship life. Your health comes first. I do believe you'll be treated though anon. Modern healthcare is truly exceptional and it's only getting better with each passing year. Alopecia just had a breakthrough drug come out, a certain type of ass cancer just had a trial where 100% went into remission, and surely chronic fatigue will be a thing of the past in a decade's time

    very much makes you sound that way, at least the medical treatment side of things.

  85. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I stop being so dramatic about everything? I get the sense I take everything too seriously. Is it my autism?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just stop caring. It's that simple.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        H O W

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why do you care how?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I want some directions

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nta
              Generally, if someone itt says a variation of "just choose not to feel those emotions", it's schizoanon. He's a regular with tulpas and a deeply unusual mind who refuses to entertain the idea that not everyone can just learn to control their mind and emotions and stab their mothers and encourage pedophilia like he does.

              When taking advice on LULZ, it's important to question it a little.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Schizoanon seemed more like a narc during my conversations with him. But honestly, maybe he just needs to reword his argument. "The power of positive thinking" is KIND OF along the same lines of "Just choose your emotions"... the wording is just absolutely horrific and makes emotional management sound as simple and easy as picking up store clothes off the rack and placing them back down.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Figure out what matters and what doesn't (hint: very few things matter in the long run).
          If something doesn't matter, you shouldn't obsess over it.

  86. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What balance of criticism and support should a boyfriend provide for a woman>

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what am I, her dad?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      99 percent criticism, 1 percent support. You have to throw her a bone every once in a while, but being alpha is still key.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No criticism
      No support
      I don't need to take care of children

  87. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She’s not the best at anything or a supermodel, but she’s the closest to my heart, and I can’t help but always love her. I hope she says “yes”. I’d make her life amazing.

  88. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do you like armpit hair and hair around the genitillia of da man?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      F.
      All bald, I don't like hair when I do the deed.

  89. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A short guy that is confident and funny is more attractive than most taller men
    I would date my height and down if they had certain qualities and didn’t mind that I was taller

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Okay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      basado
      >certain qualities
      like what?
      >didn’t mind that I was taller
      shit taste on their part if they actually minded

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        High energy, funny, nice hair, fit, and loving.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          good taste (k should just hit the gym)

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Being super muscular is just a plus
            I’ve had a crush on a short skinny and frail autist before

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >A short guy that is confident and funny is more attractive than most taller men
      Unfunny insecure bros...

  90. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What sort of boobs do you men prefer?
    What sort of penis do you women prefer?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shape > size

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What (shape) is it that you truly desire?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Round, just enough that they look like jugs carrying milk with perky nipples. So around B+. For A and lower they need to be subtle, just look like soft pillows.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I like natural boobs that are symmetrical and sit up sort of straight. The boob size should be normally proportioned relative to the body. I prefer bigger boobs over smaller ones, it comes of as more feminine. Also boob jobs are a nice bonus and being able to suck on them better,

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What sort of boobs do you men prefer?
      this

      Shape > size

      , but bigmilkers never hurt anyone

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Small breasts are better, makes one look more like a woman to me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Aren't bigger breasts seen as more motherly and thus breedable in nature? Does not make much sense.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm confused. Sex is for the sole purpose of degradation? It's about killing not breeding? Obviously women should be shaped close to a man as possible since it makes them easier to hate.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not to me. Smaller means they're probably more physically active, less insecure, less likely to be hit on, less jaded about relationships and looks... Its just a symptom of my desire for someone more esoteric.

          >Small breasts are better, makes one look more like a woman to me
          You must just love men

          Yes

          Nta
          Generally, if someone itt says a variation of "just choose not to feel those emotions", it's schizoanon. He's a regular with tulpas and a deeply unusual mind who refuses to entertain the idea that not everyone can just learn to control their mind and emotions and stab their mothers and encourage pedophilia like he does.

          When taking advice on LULZ, it's important to question it a little.

          Indeed, thanks

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Small breasts are better, makes one look more like a woman to me
        You must just love men

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What sort of boobs do you men prefer?
      if it's on the person I love, I'll love it, I'm a simple guy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i loooove torpedo tits!!!!

  91. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women, what do you think your best sex skill is?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Titjobs because not everyone can do that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This lol
        Nothing else makes me feel more feminine and sexual

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This lol
        Nothing else makes me feel more feminine and sexual

        As a man, titjobs are incredibly lame.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We don't claim him.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I stand with this guy, pit jobs are where it's at.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What is wrong with you?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            sweaty armpitsss

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          To you, my boyfriend really really loves them hence why I gave it as an answer

          This lol
          Nothing else makes me feel more feminine and sexual

          Yep, makes me feel very womanly. I like it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            [...]

            God I love titjobs.

            To me, it was incredible but dry humping is more fun
            It's a fantastic lead up to a bj though.

            Are there really men that love titjobs? I'm literally astonished.
            If it's not too pervy of me to ask, could you please describe in more detail what do you do? Just so I can have a point of reference and maybe ask my wife? For science, if you will

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >what do you do?
              It's about her pushing her tits together and rubbing your dick between them. Sometimes the guy thrusts, sometimes not. Sometimes she's on to lik a handjob with her tits. Sometimes it's better with lube. There are tutorial examples on the educational site "Pornhub".
              Sex is better but some women are up on bricks a few days a month.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          To me, it was incredible but dry humping is more fun
          It's a fantastic lead up to a bj though.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I can agree with this from a porn stand point. Maybe it feels good irl, idk. But looking at paizuri is kind of boring. I always skip those parts in 3d and 2d porn

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This lol
        Nothing else makes me feel more feminine and sexual

        God I love titjobs.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This lol
        Nothing else makes me feel more feminine and sexual

        Flatties absolutely destroyed
        What does a titjob even involve? Are you the one moving your own boobs, or does he?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I’m the one doing all the work really, he goes into what I call his “titty trance” and is completely putty in my hands

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >titty trance
            That’s funny but I know exactly what you mean

            My bf likes to be involved too. He really likes my boobs and likes to grab them to squeeze them together and move them how he wants
            [...]
            If she’s happy with this lifestyle then this is her choice, and you won’t get her to change for you. You’d be better off just trying to move on rather than waste your time chasing someone who has made it clear she doesn’t want you. Not to be harsh about it, but anything else will end with you getting hurt

            You’re a good person for giving him free reign over them

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He keeps his hair long for me despite it being too hot, so it’s a fair trade
              He complained when I got on birth control because that means no accidental babies but has finally stopped complaining now that he realized it’s made my boobs bigger

              [...]
              [...]
              [...]
              [...]
              Why did God make me flat with the body of a prepubescent boy, without even an ass to make up for it? Is this how short men feel? How do I keep going when I lack the body parts that men love so much?

              What I would give to have a beautiful, elegant, slender frame. Just once I want to know what it feels like to be classy and womanly in a nice formal dress and not look like some old man’s thotty sugar baby
              You should be happy with your body now, but if you want to grow your butt you absolutely can. Eat more, lots of protein, start weight training. Your butt will have a few extra inches in just a year

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > He complained when I got on birth control because that means no accidental babies but has finally stopped complaining now that he realized it’s made my boobs bigger
                lol. Men are so easy.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Just once I want to know what it feels like to be classy and womanly in a nice formal dress and not look like some old man’s thotty sugar baby
                Exactly. Having an hourglass body is great and all, but we can’t turn it off. It gets tiring. I really feel like skinnier women are taken more seriously. When I wear a lab coat, I just look like a porn actress :/

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He keeps his hair long for me despite it being too hot, so it’s a fair trade
                He complained when I got on birth control because that means no accidental babies but has finally stopped complaining now that he realized it’s made my boobs bigger
                [...]
                What I would give to have a beautiful, elegant, slender frame. Just once I want to know what it feels like to be classy and womanly in a nice formal dress and not look like some old man’s thotty sugar baby
                You should be happy with your body now, but if you want to grow your butt you absolutely can. Eat more, lots of protein, start weight training. Your butt will have a few extra inches in just a year

                Is this the female version of "big dick problems"

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No. Your dick size is private, but body shape is public.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I mean in terms of complaining about a "problem" that isn't really a problem
                >oh no my dick is so huge women orgasm from the mere sight of it and i'm filled with self-confidence as a result but you know it touches the toilet bowl when i sit down sometimes so really it's not that great 🙁

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You don't get it at all.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Alright, explain it to me. I literally can't understand why a woman would hate having a full figure especially when the reasons given are "I look too sexy in outfits"

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Girls are literally talking about the pros and cons right now
                Sometimes you don't want to be a man's jerkoff fuel

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Sometimes you don't want to be a man's jerkoff fuel
                Incels can’t understand this. They’re so deprived of attention from women that they genuinely see no problems with being lusted over 24/7.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If anything attention from women makes me want to vomit
                I want attention from somebody I think is worth giving it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Girls are literally talking about the pros and cons right now
                Sometimes you don't want to be a man's jerkoff fuel

                Imagine living in a world where every dog acts like you have bacon in your pockets and goes absolutely berserk trying to lick you and knock you down.
                Even for a dog lover, this gets tiring. That's how I feel about men.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It is a problem for really large guys though. The guy I knew that had the biggest dick, 10”, could literally never find a girlfriend because no girl would ever sleep with him twice. I mean he’s had a girlfriend here and there but as far as I know still nothing ever long term

                [...]
                What do you wear to the beach with tits this big?

                I wear a one piece

                I'm talking about shit women actually buy my friend

                Nta but you’re just pulling “8 inches” from thin air. I’ve posted the graphic about the most commonly purchased sex toy sizes here before, with samples taken from a bunch of different companies. It is far from 8 inches lol

                Alright, explain it to me. I literally can't understand why a woman would hate having a full figure especially when the reasons given are "I look too sexy in outfits"

                It’s not “I look too sexy” it’s the lack of feeling classy, elegant, beautiful. I legit do look like I should be hanging off the arm of an old man who pays me for sex when I wear formal dresses, it just doesn’t look right. A lot of women’s clothes also just don’t fit on my chest because of weird under boob seams they add. I wear a lot of stretchy material dresses for this reason, nothing structured ever fits me right

                You're right anon, and thank you for the kind words. It feels scummy to be glad that other women are jealous of me too, but hey, I'll take it. And I do look damn good in a dress.
                I hadn't thought about it before, but words like elegant and classy really are aimed more at women like me, huh? And clothes shopping must be a nightmare for you. You deserve more than to be dismissed as a bimbo or eye candy.
                Thank you again. We're all gonna make it, sis. We're all beautiful in our own way.

                Thank you as well anon! At the end of the day our bodies serve a functional purpose and that’s the most important part. The standard for what is considered perfect is constantly changing and none of us will ever be able to meet it, so that’s why you have to prioritize liking yourself without comparisons to others
                And honestly if knowing other people are jealous of your body is what makes you feel better about yourself, I see nothing wrong with that. Whatever it takes to get there

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >At the end of the day our bodies serve a functional purpose
                ...is the purpose sex?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wasn’t trying to insult you or shame you for how you feel, I take no offense to anything you said. Every woman on earth has moments of insecurity
                I just wanted to reassure you that women with your body type make a lot of others envious as well. You deserve to feel beautiful the way that you are
                [...]
                One of the biggest things for me too is feeling obligated to wear form fitting clothes that I’m not always comfortable in, because the alternative is something baggy that because of my boobs pushing the fabric out I feel like makes me look so huge
                Kinda hard to ever feel *beautiful* specifically, I feel like that’s a word reserved for really slender women

                What do you wear to the beach with tits this big?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not many beaches here, but I wear bikinis to the pool. Not the skimpy string-tied ones, I'm too paranoid they'll come loose and my flotation devices will deploy accidentally.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I'm too paranoid they'll come loose and my flotation devices will deploy accidentally
                Am I a bad person for getting turned on by women being nervous/insecure about their bodies?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          My bf likes to be involved too. He really likes my boobs and likes to grab them to squeeze them together and move them how he wants

          I have a female friend who is a major slut. She's told me she fucks a new guy almost every weekend.
          I'm in love with her and want to save her from this lifestyle.
          Any advice for helping her? When I confessed that I loved her she rejected me saying that I deserve better than her, but I still want her.

          If she’s happy with this lifestyle then this is her choice, and you won’t get her to change for you. You’d be better off just trying to move on rather than waste your time chasing someone who has made it clear she doesn’t want you. Not to be harsh about it, but anything else will end with you getting hurt

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She isn't happy with her lifestyle, she often gets attached to the guys she fucks and gets really hurt when they just want sex.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              She’s not stupid anon, she knows what she’s doing and how it’s affecting her. It sucks that keeps happening to her but if she’s fucking around with these guys anyway then that’s her choice, and nothing you can help her with
              Inserting yourself when you know you have feelings for her is only going to waste your time for an outcome that you already know. Eventually after enough hookups she’ll find a guy she can settle for and end up with him, and you’ll be hurt for nothing. Prioritize yourself

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This lol
        Nothing else makes me feel more feminine and sexual

        [...]
        Flatties absolutely destroyed
        What does a titjob even involve? Are you the one moving your own boobs, or does he?

        I’m the one doing all the work really, he goes into what I call his “titty trance” and is completely putty in my hands

        My bf likes to be involved too. He really likes my boobs and likes to grab them to squeeze them together and move them how he wants
        [...]
        If she’s happy with this lifestyle then this is her choice, and you won’t get her to change for you. You’d be better off just trying to move on rather than waste your time chasing someone who has made it clear she doesn’t want you. Not to be harsh about it, but anything else will end with you getting hurt

        Why did God make me flat with the body of a prepubescent boy, without even an ass to make up for it? Is this how short men feel? How do I keep going when I lack the body parts that men love so much?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          We like your feet

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          im sorry plank-chan, maybe you can find a nice pedo-kun to love you

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Convert to a religion that believes in reincarnation, then have a nice day

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Do you have a flat tummy and/or long legs? There still might be hope for you.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you are slim and tallish like an elf that's aesthetic.

            Sure, but I just feel like a giraffe. I don’t want to be someone’s niche fetish. I want to be sexy and womanly.

            do squats for an ass

            I’ll try. I’ve let my dumb irrational fear of getting “too muscular” stop me for too long.

            He keeps his hair long for me despite it being too hot, so it’s a fair trade
            He complained when I got on birth control because that means no accidental babies but has finally stopped complaining now that he realized it’s made my boobs bigger
            [...]
            What I would give to have a beautiful, elegant, slender frame. Just once I want to know what it feels like to be classy and womanly in a nice formal dress and not look like some old man’s thotty sugar baby
            You should be happy with your body now, but if you want to grow your butt you absolutely can. Eat more, lots of protein, start weight training. Your butt will have a few extra inches in just a year

            Sorry anon, I wasn’t trying to target you or anything. I know I should count my blessings. It’s true that I do feel like I get to choose when to be elegant and classy, but I can’t help having moments of jealousy for curvier women, even as an adult. Neither of us can look like anything but how our bodies turned out. I’m sure you have your problems too.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >I want to be sexy and womanly.
              You are! Just a different type of sexy and womanly.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I wasn’t trying to insult you or shame you for how you feel, I take no offense to anything you said. Every woman on earth has moments of insecurity
              I just wanted to reassure you that women with your body type make a lot of others envious as well. You deserve to feel beautiful the way that you are

              >Just once I want to know what it feels like to be classy and womanly in a nice formal dress and not look like some old man’s thotty sugar baby
              Exactly. Having an hourglass body is great and all, but we can’t turn it off. It gets tiring. I really feel like skinnier women are taken more seriously. When I wear a lab coat, I just look like a porn actress :/

              One of the biggest things for me too is feeling obligated to wear form fitting clothes that I’m not always comfortable in, because the alternative is something baggy that because of my boobs pushing the fabric out I feel like makes me look so huge
              Kinda hard to ever feel *beautiful* specifically, I feel like that’s a word reserved for really slender women

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're right anon, and thank you for the kind words. It feels scummy to be glad that other women are jealous of me too, but hey, I'll take it. And I do look damn good in a dress.
                I hadn't thought about it before, but words like elegant and classy really are aimed more at women like me, huh? And clothes shopping must be a nightmare for you. You deserve more than to be dismissed as a bimbo or eye candy.
                Thank you again. We're all gonna make it, sis. We're all beautiful in our own way.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Have you ever skipped a social outing because you just didn’t feel up to putting your boobs on display? I know I have.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                In my adult years I haven’t felt so bad about it but as a teen? Oof
                I used to constantly buy plain black tees to wear under dresses or tanktops so that not an inch of my chest could be seen. I cringe at old pictures of myself because the same set of black shirts so up so often and they looked horrible

                I hit my milestone of losing 20 pounds, feeling good

                Congrats anon! Good for you

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nta but I’ve had to regain the confidence to do it since covid. I got too used to wearing oversized sweaters on Zoom calls, but that’s not good enough for in-person meetings.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                In my adult years I haven’t felt so bad about it but as a teen? Oof
                I used to constantly buy plain black tees to wear under dresses or tanktops so that not an inch of my chest could be seen. I cringe at old pictures of myself because the same set of black shirts so up so often and they looked horrible
                [...]
                Congrats anon! Good for you

                nta but I’ve had to regain the confidence to do it since covid. I got too used to wearing oversized sweaters on Zoom calls, but that’s not good enough for in-person meetings.

                fat titssss
                why hide them!??

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You guys just look extra stupid when you say this after several posts explaining why we hide them.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that's obviously a homosexual kid or something couldn't you tell by the cringe meme?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I actually like to see skinny body type girls. It's nothing sexual. Being skinny makes you a great athlete. Big boobs and ass restrict your movement.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Is this how short men feel
          nope, because I like small boobies.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you are slim and tallish like an elf that's aesthetic.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          do squats for an ass

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This, gonna have to earn an ass the hard way

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Is this how short men feel?
          No, because men will still date flatties and some men even prefer it, while women will never date short men

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >women will never date short men
            You’re wrong

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No

              3 of my gf's were younger and taller than me

              How rich are you?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >How rich are you?

                I was just openly racist

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no
                Yes

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            3 of my gf's were younger and taller than me

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hey man at least you have manlet romance anime to dull the pain

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Getting him off with my thighs.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        god that's hot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        can you actually?
        that's hot

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, but I don’t take all the credit, since he’s a huge leg guy. He’s halfway there just from seeing me pantsless.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Damnn

  92. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women make me happy. They are so cute and sexy. Literally built for me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Literally built for me
      are you BBC?

      Small breasts are better, makes one look more like a woman to me

      is this what French robots look like? I would tbh

      Being super muscular is just a plus
      I’ve had a crush on a short skinny and frail autist before

      I admire your diverse tastes lel
      (I'm not really frail or very skinny but I should used to exercise a lot more, I blame the internet)

  93. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I practice being friendlier / smiling more and being nicer to strangers?

    I have a lot of social anxiety and also look like a stoic piece of rock (I’m a man) but I don’t want to. I want to be more friendly and social. But usually I just shut down and I think I look very unapproachable and mean

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sometimes it's just nice to give a smile to a cashier or someone that bumped into you for that quick interaction, i think that if you do that enough then you'll get used to being a little bit more approachable to other people
      in terms of being nicer to other people then there are a lot of paths that you can take but i generally recommend just keeping in mind that everyone around you just wants to be happy and have a nice day and such
      shit advice sorry

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Make a conscious effort to look at people when passing by. You don’t have to outright smile every time but a soft smile of acknowledgment is nice. You can make it quick. I had to learn how to look people in the eye before I felt comfortable smiling. Once I did that I did a little smile and people would smile back when I passed by. It was a really quick glance but it makes you seem friendly. Just don’t stare for too long. I haven’t learned how to greet people while walking pst them yet so good luck with that.

  94. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women, do you like the body builder physique?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s not ideal but I have nothing against it

  95. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    should i tell my brother happy fathers day? or is that gay? what if the kid isnt due till next month?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If he’s a father or even a father-to-be, then you should

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you need advice on how to talk to your brother? Surely you'd know him better than we do.

  96. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always pretend to be nicer, happier and more talkative than I actually want to be in hopes of people liking me. The funny thing is that it never really works. People stop liking me after knowing me for a while.

    Should I just be 100% myself without regard for how it'll make others feel? Will doing this make people like me more? Could it make me happier?

  97. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As a guy how exactly am I supposed to act to get people to just fuck off?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      perpetual resting bitch face
      dont smile when you talk

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just emit "the aura" and people will leave you alone.

        No I mean how can I get girls who are attracted to me to fuck off and die? Like, I just don't feel like ever trying when I'm expected to initate everything because I have a dick.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >how can I get girls who are attracted to me to fuck off
          take your meds and the hallucinations will disappear

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just emit "the aura" and people will leave you alone.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tell them you’re a big Danganronpa fan

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah that works if they know what danganronpa is
        They just bow their head and say, "sorry!"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >be me
      >just looked pissed off and stressed whenever i was in busy public spaces
      >seas of people would part out of my way in Times Square as if I was Moses
      Looking pissed off is the only way to move quickly in a city.

  98. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the milf i had a crush on but had a falling out with is probably riding her ex husband right now. how to cope?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good

  99. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is every thing about sex now?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >now
      Welcome new friend.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      To make lonely virgin boys suffer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It always was, it's just that subtly is no longer necessary.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's the number one activity men and women do together

  100. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do girls think programmers are hot?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Only if they don't post anime

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        luckily cirno isnt anime bitch

        yes. i will do a programming course next year. cant wait to thirst after all the boys 🙂

        what language ma'am

        Yes

        ty

        They can be. It’s their attitude that’s the problem.

        wdym

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i think we're gonna learn python and javascript?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            bro what

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >luckily cirno isnt anime bitch
          the girls cant tell the difference

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes. i will do a programming course next year. cant wait to thirst after all the boys 🙂

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They can be. It’s their attitude that’s the problem.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The snobby "I know everything attitude?"

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          luckily cirno isnt anime bitch
          [...]
          what language ma'am
          [...]
          ty
          [...]
          wdym

          That’s a big part of it. Also they’re likely to casually hate women.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They are very easy to worship/hate when you never actually see one outside of the subway. But I know my femcel frens are good people.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Well, good on you for having a brain then.

  101. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How can i get a girl to like me if basically all my traits are considered unattractive?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can't, time to hit the gym to change that

  102. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are there girls who are not interested in sex? Who are either asexual or capable of living without intercourse.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is a rhetorical question.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, my girlfriend!!
      (For real though)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You are lucky. Asexual will truly love you, won't cheat on you but is still open to pleasuring you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but they’re an endangered species because they’re often beaten or killed by men who can’t live without intercourse.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Asexuality isn't real

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You think?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Okay genius, then why am I still a virgin?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's real but the percentage of genuine asexuals is EXTREMELY small.

        Okay genius, then why am I still a virgin?

        Being unable to find a partner isn't the same as having no desire to have a partner.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Being unable to find a partner isn't the same as having no desire to have a partner.
          I don't have any desire for a partner. I'm not memeing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just admit you're afraid of sex and find someone who understands

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      every asexual I've met likes the IDEA of sex but not sex itself
      Asexuals will say the most horny kinky shit on earth and then be like "but I'd never do that"

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Asexuality is just a cope for failed intimacy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that may or may not be true but every asexual I've met was also really nice to me so I'm not gonna be mean to them

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I always treat everyone who shows me any kindness like trash hoping one day s I meone will just slap me in the face.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I just remembered one time I was really mean to an asexual though and I said "that's a cope for being a loser damn that was mean of me

            I always treat everyone who shows me any kindness like trash hoping one day s I meone will just slap me in the face.

            Are you a masochist?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Are you a masochist?
              Yeah, that's why God gave me his most nonsensical role where I could have any girl I wanted if I wasn't fucking crazy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why is intimacy connected to sexuality? You can be intimate with someone without being physical with them at all.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think you're confused. If you're not touching someone physically then you're not really there at all.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I can have deep connections and feelings with somebody and we can mutually understand each other even if we are not touching.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                In lack of true intimacy you can convince yourself you've always had it
                But it's like a baby grown on a bottle
                You need the warmth and intimacy to feel alive, if you've never felt it you won't understand

  103. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have a female friend who is a major slut. She's told me she fucks a new guy almost every weekend.
    I'm in love with her and want to save her from this lifestyle.
    Any advice for helping her? When I confessed that I loved her she rejected me saying that I deserve better than her, but I still want her.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Accept her and be everything she needs until she doesn't want to lose you. Then directly prompt her to change rather than manipulate her.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pfffhahah
      >She’s a slut but I love her! She rejected me but I want her! She just needs my help!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When I confessed to her she said she loved me too much to hurt me by dating me. She admitted the feelings were mutual. This isn't some cuck situation where she doesn't care for me back.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It sounds like she's beyond help imo. Best to cut and run for your own sake.

      >she rejected me saying that I deserve better than her
      There's your possible opening if you're foolish enough to keep pursuing her. Tell her she's wrong to think that, be persistent and she may give you a chance until she inevitably cucks you.

  104. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it more impressive or disgusting that a man managed to make a thread that got pruned off of /trash/?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Truly inspiring

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        KEK

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This is one of the events of atoga history.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy kek.
        in the next one Plank-Chan can be used as a weapon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't pruned. /trash/ doesn't have an archive so once it drops off page 10 the thread is automatically deleted.

  105. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have no interest in women outside of sex

  106. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I even talk to girls when I can't look in the mirror without wanting to vomit

  107. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How does hugging and snuggeling together compare to sex for women?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sex and cuddling should be happening for maximum happiness and intimacy

  108. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It’s over

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's over

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s over

  109. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hi atoga
    how are you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Staying in my lane, comfy and staying hydrated

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        glad to hear that anon, remember to take care of yourself and drink water

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm good homosexual, feeling a little crappy rn over some stuff that happened this week but it's whatever, gonna sleep it off

  110. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Men how big is your penis actually? I heard the average is supposed to be 5.5 inches but ive never seen one that size or smaller. Did i just get lucky or is that a fake number. For reference ive only been with white guys and native guys

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      About 7.5" but it doesn't make masturbation feel better

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      6.1" length, 5.1" girth. I hope that is alright

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      6'' length, 4.5'' girth
      it is what it is, nothing I can do at this point.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am 5.5, 6 girth ive only had sex with one girl and she didnt mind the size

      I feel like i have the smallest cock in existence everyone is apparently 6+

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      5.5" length 4.75" girth

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      7" when I measured but fapping to hentai is the same regardless

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      6.5/5
      too small for women but oh well

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've never measured
      It's longer than 5 inches and shorter than 6

  111. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fellow men...
    This Tuesday is... is...
    ...
    ...International Penis Inspection Day...

  112. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ...This OP pic is a meme, right?

  113. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Men whats your favorite sex position?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The one where I just cuddle in bed and don't actually have sex

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Missionary followed by doggy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'd imagine cowgirl, and at some point I'd kinda want to sit up and hug her

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Prone bone because I can choke her then easily, then doggy because I can cum 3 times that way without getting soft

  114. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    both genders

    what's the weirdest thing a girl sexually did to you?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Met a girl on tinder who told me she was submissive, we banged and she dommed the fuck outta me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've only had one serious gf but she would usually tickle me when she was horny

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I'll tell u what im trying to do to a guy. He keeps saying my bjs are amazing. Its a little annoying he doesnt tell me any preferences, just says he likes whatever I do.

        I've started to give little kisses and licks to his tummy during my bj sessions. Hes ticklish around there. Idk if itll work but i kinda want to "ruin" him for the next girl. Get him turned on by the tummy love so he requests it in the future. But if we stay together its still a win. Just an extra thing for him to enjoy.

        foids use tickling as a test to determine their bf's resilience, stay strong bros

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She asked me on our second date to eat out my ass while jerking off and in the past 1.5 year there has been barely any day we didn't do this, the only bad thing is that I have to shave my asshole too.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'll tell u what im trying to do to a guy. He keeps saying my bjs are amazing. Its a little annoying he doesnt tell me any preferences, just says he likes whatever I do.

      I've started to give little kisses and licks to his tummy during my bj sessions. Hes ticklish around there. Idk if itll work but i kinda want to "ruin" him for the next girl. Get him turned on by the tummy love so he requests it in the future. But if we stay together its still a win. Just an extra thing for him to enjoy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >moid unable to believe that simply just getting your dick sucked is enjoyable

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm used to men wanting it in a specific way. Isn't this how it works? You tell me how you like it and I do my best?
          Unless my exes were just weirdly particular.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i mean if he's not experienced he may not even know what he wants

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Lol this is so sad, you literally have a guy's cock in your mouth and think about breaking up, cheap cumbrain whore

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's not like I actively think about him with another girl during the act.
          May be sad but idk. Isn't it to be expected when you're damaged goods that relationships won't last?
          He's a great guy. He's gonna realize he can do better.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Then maybe stop being a whore and try becoming a better human?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Trying. But still need that male validation.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Male
      Back in middle school a girl asked if she could touch my beard stubble. I allowed it.
      I think she became a lesbian later.

  115. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I want a monster dong

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am happy with my slightly above average dong. Has never let me down.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Exhibanon

      What for? Past a certain point it's, well, pointless.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I want a dong so big, I can slap people with it from across the table

        • 2 weeks ago
          Exhibanon

          That sounds horrible. You'd have to carry it around with a wheelbarrow. It'd get old after like 5 minutes.

          Women own 8 inch dildos, I'm pretty sure they can take a lot more than they act like they can

          Vaginal depth caps out at like 7 inches, on the high end, if you're very generous with measurements. Plenty are 1-3 inches less. Just because someone buys a big toy doesn't mean they can fit the whole thing.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it'd be an uber grower, not a shower
            my monster dong would violate the laws of reality

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >tfw major grower and not show-er
              >can't go to nude beaches or just flop it around since its small when not erect
              >cant just walk around nude at full mast since thats too weird
              I suffer

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kys

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Vaginal depth caps out at like 7 inches, on the high end, if you're very generous with measurements. Plenty are 1-3 inches less.
            I find that hard to believe, I'm pretty sure most 6 inch guys aren't punching cervixes
            >Just because someone buys a big toy doesn't mean they can fit the whole thing.
            So why not just buy a proper sized one then

            No normal woman has porn sized dildos. That is an unrealistic and porn brain size.

            Stores literally report the kind of dildos girls buy

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              > I find that hard to believe, I'm pretty sure most 6 inch guys aren't punching cervixes
              They’re not, because they’re being careful. Bigger guys can’t just jackhammer away without a care. That really is a #bigdickproblem.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Exhibanon

              >I'm pretty sure most 6 inch guys aren't punching cervixes
              6 inches for guys is pretty notably above average already, about 77th percentile. I'd wager the only reason they don't is because they don't go all the way to the hilt.
              >So why not just buy a proper sized one then
              There could be a thousand reasons. It feels naughtier, it simulates the experience if they ever get with a way-too-big guy, it lets them experiment with their limits, etc.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > I find that hard to believe, I'm pretty sure most 6 inch guys aren't punching cervixes
                They’re not, because they’re being careful. Bigger guys can’t just jackhammer away without a care. That really is a #bigdickproblem.

                I refuse to believe a mere 6 inches is enough for a guy to have to be careful and not pound away

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The G-spot is only about halfway up the vagina, everything past that is basically pointless

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                There's a different between pointless and risking hurting the girl though

                Then you're underestimating how much an inch, even half an inch, can make a difference.

                I just don't believe it. 6 inches isn't that spectacular even if it's in the upper percentile. Pretty sure I've seen girls get jackhammered by them on the regular.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Exhibanon

                >Pretty sure I've seen girls get jackhammered by them on the regular
                See, you're mistaking porn for reality here.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah it's porn, but they're still real women getting penetrated

              • 2 weeks ago
                Exhibanon

                But not average women. It's literally their job, of course they're good at it. They go in with optimal arousal, copious amounts of lube, and the best possible positions. Porn also loves to use camera angles to make dicks look bigger than they are.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not for their own pleasure you absolute retard. Theyre being paid, its a job, their real life non paid sex is vastly different. Porn has ruined modern men.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                But not average women. It's literally their job, of course they're good at it. They go in with optimal arousal, copious amounts of lube, and the best possible positions. Porn also loves to use camera angles to make dicks look bigger than they are.

                Women legit talk about being size queens who don’t like sub 6 inch ducks all the time

              • 2 weeks ago
                Exhibanon

                That's a vocal minority, most of which haven't actually tried dicks of that size, or got lied to about how big a guy was.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are one of the only sane and valuable men here

              • 2 weeks ago
                Exhibanon

                [log in to view media]

                The sanity is debatable, but thank you.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > Porn has ruined modern men.
                I wonder why so much of it is available for free.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Not for their own pleasure you absolute retard.
                Just because it's not for their pleasure doesn't change the fact they're not screaming in pain

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                People don’t scream in pain for root canals, but you don’t see them lining up to get one every day

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If getting your cervix hit hurts as much as women act like it does I don't think most porn stars are good enough actors to no sell it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Women have periods every month, anon. They're masters at acting like they're not in pain.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >They're masters at acting like they're not in pain
                oh, so they're just like cats!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Exhibanon

                Then you're underestimating how much an inch, even half an inch, can make a difference.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm about six and some change, and even I've had trouble with some girls before. One wasn't a virgin but apparently had very small bfs, and she was surprised by the size. The first time we had sex, she had trouble taking it, and we had to stop because it was too much for her. She had less trouble on subsequent encounters. She was also a very petite girl, about 5'0".
                My most recent gf had trouble with it too sometimes, if I didn't spend enough time going down on her first. A nice, sloppy wet orgasm from a tongue usually makes it slide right in.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Stores literally report the kind of dildos girls buy
              How often is a jumbo bought?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Women own 8 inch dildos, I'm pretty sure they can take a lot more than they act like they can

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Porn isn’t reality

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm talking about shit women actually buy my friend

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No normal woman has porn sized dildos. That is an unrealistic and porn brain size.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              They’re novelties and gag gifts. Not even our resident femcoomer actually uses them, she just puts them on display.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah, reality is reality, and reality is that dildos are huge

  116. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What do you think is more important to women?

    >Height
    >Size
    >Chin
    >Balding/full hair

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how long are you going to keep asking dumb questions here

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        T. Manlet, dicklet, Chinlet, hairlet

  117. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How can I distinguish a girl being kind from one who likes me

  118. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I calm the fuck down about waiting for her to respond to my messages?
    I am have a mini panic attack

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just take a nap bro

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can’t sleep I’m hoping she messages me back soon I’m so stressed and anxious I really like this girl but I can’t escape the feeling she will ghost and abandon me

  119. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women. I'm sorry I've been late today.
    What did you do that made you feel cute today?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cry

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t know if this counts because it wasn’t me that made me feel cute, it was someone else
      But I texted my mom’s boyfriend’s dad happy Father’s Day today and he told me I could call him grandpa and said we should go out for lunch soon. After not having alive grandparents in 15 years or so it was a really cute moment to me and totally made my day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your mom

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      See what happens when you’re late? Our girls are feeling bad about their bodies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Guy I have a crush on at work paid extra attention to me today. Strange because we weren't evem on the same team. We formed a bigger group on our last task so his team came to help. It was nice talking to him. I made him laugh.

      Also learned today that he's normally kinda grumpy. Can be very quiet and in his head. So it made me feel a little good that he and I are a little goofy when we talk. Doesn't exactly made me feel cute, but it did make me feel good. :>

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hit my milestone of losing 20 pounds, feeling good

  120. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well I've decided on my next plans. I've spent more money on cosplay outfits so I can look nice and just stare at girls and ignore them. Have reservations at most of the cons in America for the next two months planned.

    Women how do I make myself as unapproachable as possible while having perfect hygiene, etc. Because I'm not going to debase myself by looking bad. Just have a stone cold bitch face?

  121. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Honestly, it makes me feel sick that flat girls might be answering questions here.
    What good is an answer from women who don’t look like women?

  122. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it true that it's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all?

  123. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I actually have a big dick but women usually don’t believe you when you say that and it doesn’t help me get dates. Legit 7 inch dick virgin, this shit sucks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s because literally every man brags about it, so blame your virgin brothers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Exhibanon

      Don't brag about it anon, that's tacky. You need to learn to radiate subtle confidence without outright saying it. That is our greatest strength.

  124. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My girlfriend was a slut in college and she said that a big cock is only good if he knows how to use it, as other anons have said, it makes a lot of positions painful.
    She had one hung ex who gave her the best sex of her life, but for a hook-up, a giant dick was usually a negative.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > She had one hung ex who gave her the best sex of her life
      Did she tell you it was better than anything you could ever give her?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I asked her to be brutally honest, and she was. I'm improving my skills and plan on getting better, someday I'll win!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      get your t levels checked

  125. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So like where do I go as a guy to get honest feedback on whether I'm good looking
    Like I don't even try to talk to girls because I'm pretty sure I'm ugly but people tell me I'm not

  126. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wow, this OP image has absolutely ruined this thread.

  127. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would you ever get an arranged marriage and why or why not?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't that up to whoever is arranging the marriage? The whole point is that the woman's opinion doesn't matter

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I mean let's just say you could marry someone you don't know but you don't have to worry about finding someone on your own terms, you can decide no if you want

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hmm. It's a no right now, but ask me again in a few years and my answer might be different

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No because if I hate their personality and they’re extremely unattractive I’ll kill myself

  128. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >your gender
    >why are you here?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      F. Masturbation fuel.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Have you found any?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tons, I have a folder of screenshots.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What possible masturbation fuel would there even be from here?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      F
      I feel like I failed my little brother as a role model, so now I answer questions here as penance

  129. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    F here. why do I have such hang ups about sex. I am never that enthusiastic about it, I never feel fully immersed in it, I feel like I shouldn't be doing it, afterwards I feel like it was empty nothingness and a waste of time. I do get horny and I like to be touched but that's it. I sometimes feel pain during but not always. And I feel like I mostly do it because the guy wants to, like that is what they want and they wouldn't talk to me otherwise.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you masturbate?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sometimes, it is enjoyable

        You are letting guys use your body because they will leave you if you don't. You are a slut dependent on men.

        I only sleep with long term boyfriends. I have had very few, I reject tons of guys on a regular basis. Don't project your incel rage on me, it's embarassing for you

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are letting guys use your body because they will leave you if you don't. You are a slut dependent on men.

  130. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So if I have a 6.5 inch cock is that "big"?
    Can I call it big?
    Will a girl look at it and think "wow it's big"?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes
      Yes
      Yes, she might even be nervous about it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >So if I have a 6.5 inch cock is that "big"?
        No
        >Can I call it big?
        No one can stop you
        >Will a girl look at it and think "wow it's big"?
        No. If she's been to college she's certainly taken bigger before.

        The duality of /atoga/

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >So if I have a 6.5 inch cock is that "big"?
      No
      >Can I call it big?
      No one can stop you
      >Will a girl look at it and think "wow it's big"?
      No. If she's been to college she's certainly taken bigger before.

  131. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This thread is making me insecure about my what I thought was an average sized dick

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I also lied about it being average 🙁

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How big is it actually? The average is anywhere between 5.5"-6.5" is that helps.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s the same shy, insecure, virgin, short, average sized dick men that come here every day and go
      >women hate shy men
      >women want insecure men to die
      >women despise virgins
      >women don’t even care about short guys
      >an average size dick will never satisfy a woman
      I don’t know why they do it, maybe they got off on degrading themselves? But you’re fine anon I promise

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >women despise virgins
        this one is true though

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I PRETEND to be a virgin whenever I enter a new relationship. The girls LOVE it. This isn't true at all.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I PRETEND to be a virgin whenever I enter a new relationship
            this has to be the most unrealistic counter i've seen to "girls don't like virgins"
            like why the fuck would you even do that

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I PRETEND to be a virgin whenever I enter a new relationship
            You fucking slut. You disgust me

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It’s a shame none of you know how funny it is when you say this to me specifically

          >I don’t know why they do it, maybe they got off on degrading themselves
          well I'm most of these and no woman lvoes me so yeah

          Blaming all your problems on things you cannot change rather than things about yourself you can improve is for bitches
          Stop acting like a bitch and work on yourself

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >It’s a shame none of you know how funny it is when you say this to me specifically
            why?

            The average person doesn't truly despise anybody. Stop projecting your hatefulness onto others.

            maybe not in general but in terms of relationship potential yes

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I’ve got a virgin kink

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Based virgin hunter

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The average person doesn't truly despise anybody. Stop projecting your hatefulness onto others.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I don’t know why they do it, maybe they got off on degrading themselves
        well I'm most of these and no woman lvoes me so yeah

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >it must be because women hate millions of people, not because I'm an awful person

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Don’t worry all of these people are severely insecure
      Most women aren’t size queens and if they are then they are LARPing
      7 inches hit the cervix which is painful less than 7 is ideal

  132. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How do I overcome the absurd juxtaposition of wanting a meaningful relationship with someone where we're the only two people who have had sex with each other and the reality where there's absolutely no reason for any girl to want that.

  133. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Girls, is 5inches of girth too small for a penis?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have absolutely no mental concept of what that even looks like, so I'll say yes just because these questions annoy me

  134. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    guys: where do you like a girls hands most when youre kissing?
    aside from ur crotch

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      on my face
      on my chest

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My throat

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Being willingly touched anywhere on my body by a woman would feel good

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Running up and down my legs

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My hip, back, hair, or side of my neck.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i enjoy the shoulders or arms it really depends where we are , in bed on the couch standing up in the kitchen/ bathroom

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No preference.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why answer then when they are asking where you DO like them.

        are you retarded?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          When you understand why you responded to me, you will understand why I responded to the question.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            cant even answer a simple question twice in one thread wow you actually are retarded

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              k

  135. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women is 5" length too short?
    >yes, i will continue to ask penis questions to annoy women here

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Women could literally never understand how insecure and anxious men can feel about everything related to them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Amen brother. At least we have to bros to understand.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I ask questions here to try and understand it the best I can.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can you use an object for reference? I don't know how long 5" is

      women, are saggy balls gross?

      All balls are gross

      women, are circumcision scars gross?

      I don't know what those look like

      women which direction of curve is best on dicks?

      Following the curvature of the earth

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but if we say beef curtains are gross everyone loses their mind

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's probably because they're totally different things

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ok arbie's

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Idgi

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >they're totally different things
            How?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Can you use an object for reference? I don't know how long 5" is

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No way a bic pen is only 5 inches

  136. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    women, are saggy balls gross?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What could this even possibly look like????
      Balls get saggy? Are they to your knees?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Did you really not know balls get saggy? Lmao
        >Are they to your knees?
        Not that far

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No how would I have ever discovered this?
          Is it like boobs and old age or is it like that always?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nta but I didn't. How would I? Nobody really chronicles the position of their balls over time

            I think to a certain degree it does get more saggy as we get older?

            But balls go from tight to saggy all the time. Sperm needs to be cool. So when its a hot day, balls tend to sag in order to cool down

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Thank you anon, this is the first new thing I've learned from /atoga/

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lol you're welcome

                >balls tend to sag
                I hate when I accidentally sit on my saggy scrotum and my balls slip into my ass

                Men genitals seem severely inconvenient

                Sitting on my balls fucking sucks, but luckily thats only happened a hand ful of times.
                >slip into my ass
                No fucking way that actually happened kek

                That sounds so odd
                Can you feel them when they go in and out?
                How far do your balls absorb into you?
                What do you do when they’re hanging super low?

                >Can you feel them when they go in and out?
                They don't go "in and out" per se. Not in its normal function anyway. The skin just tightens and holds it closer to our bodies. But yes, we can feel when they go from tight to saggy
                >What do you do when they’re hanging super low?
                It feels weird and vulnerable to be quite honest. Cause they kind of swing around. I usually pull my boxers up a little so they dont swing too much

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >But yes, we can feel when they go from tight to saggy
                Is it ever painful or cringe feeling?
                > feels weird and vulnerable
                That sounds horrible

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Is it ever painful or cringe feeling?
                Nope. Its just kind of there. Like if i go into a cold pool, i can feel the skin tighten. But it's not a very remarkable feeling
                >That sounds horrible
                its not that bad? I just feels like it can easily be damage in that state lol. Like the other anon mentioned, thats how some guys end up sitting on their balls by accident. Stuff like that

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Can you feel them when they go in and out?
                The actual movement isn't super noticeable unless you're paying attention but you can notice the change in position
                >How far do your balls absorb into you?
                Not at all, they're not supposed to after they drop. Up to around the base of the cock at the max?
                >What do you do when they’re hanging super low?
                Cope
                Also another thing to note is that guys' balls can retract when they're about to cum though it's not always consistent

                no. unless you have the scrotum of a 70 year old in the Sahara, your balls shouldnt be a problem
                [...]
                dont hate the player hate the game. the iphone is the most popular phone and everyone prefers blue texts over green. specifically girls. Dont hate the player hate the game.
                Also I'm richer than you, and knowing you have an android, I get more girls than you.

                >Would it be convenient if a product was made that taped your balls to a part of your body so it’s not just getting everywhere?
                literally why i prefer briefs to boxers lmao

                This is all very shocking and hard to imagine thank you

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lol i never really thought about it that much, but i guess it must be strange for women to find out our balls move around on their own.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's incredibly strange. They're like two little fish tanks full of sperm swimming around.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lol so did you all just think they were just static all the time or what?

                Yes
                Can you retract them at will? That sounds so funny

                >Can you retract them at will? That sounds so funny
                Hmmm, i dont think so. I can't at least lol. For the most part they move on their own. We can move dicks to a certain extent tho

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes
                Can you retract them at will? That sounds so funny

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can flex a muscle to retract them a bit but not to the same extent and only as long as you hold the flex

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >balls tend to sag
              I hate when I accidentally sit on my saggy scrotum and my balls slip into my ass

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Men genitals seem severely inconvenient

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Our balls don't go into our ass that anon is exaggerating
                It sucks when your nuts get stuck in your waistband though

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's literally their glowing weak point if men were a videogame boss

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That sounds so odd
              Can you feel them when they go in and out?
              How far do your balls absorb into you?
              What do you do when they’re hanging super low?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Can you feel them when they go in and out?
                The actual movement isn't super noticeable unless you're paying attention but you can notice the change in position
                >How far do your balls absorb into you?
                Not at all, they're not supposed to after they drop. Up to around the base of the cock at the max?
                >What do you do when they’re hanging super low?
                Cope
                Also another thing to note is that guys' balls can retract when they're about to cum though it's not always consistent

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nta but I didn't. How would I? Nobody really chronicles the position of their balls over time

  137. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fucking hate women but I love them

  138. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    women, are circumcision scars gross?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t know what they look like

  139. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I just can't feel satisfied talking to girls irl. Why can't a find a girl to look at me with hate and contempt and tell me to kill myself? Why don't girls understand my love language?

  140. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    women which direction of curve is best on dicks?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Left

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Slightly upwards or downwards.

      What possible masturbation fuel would there even be from here?

      Mostly positive affirmations and guys saying that they'd want to do things with me.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When anons said women get turned on by words, I thought they meant intentionally sexy ones, not dumb posts here from coomers

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Everyone likes different shit.

          >Mostly positive affirmations and guys saying that they'd want to do things with me.
          Such as? I'm curious what you posted and what responses you got.

          [...]
          Women get turned on by words but not coomer posts, stuff like erotic fiction is where it's at.

          I'd rather not give specifics or it'd make them less special, you understand.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I'd rather not give specifics or it'd make them less special, you understand.
            No, I really don't understand and nobody else seems to either it seems.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think I understand that you're a very lonely person who has to come here to bait anons into saying "nice ass" so you can spend 6 hours getting off to it over the weekend

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              That's pretty rude.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's just what I understand from what you've said, so you're not painting a very flattering picture of yourself, sorry

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                is it wrong though?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Mostly positive affirmations and guys saying that they'd want to do things with me.
        Such as? I'm curious what you posted and what responses you got.

        When anons said women get turned on by words, I thought they meant intentionally sexy ones, not dumb posts here from coomers

        Women get turned on by words but not coomer posts, stuff like erotic fiction is where it's at.

  141. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I fucked up shaving my beard not even 12 hours before the first date. I'm considering pushing back the date just so my beard can fix itself a little bit by that time.

    I'm overthinking it right?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      depends have they ever seen you with out one?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No

        How did you fuck it up?

        Please tell me I didn't fuck up the cheek line that bad, I tried to clean it up now it looks way too low and stupid

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Man your pic has almost the exact facial hair as my own.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah you shaved too much but you’re attractive enough to pull it off just don’t make it super obvious

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I like the facial hair here.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          a trim and shaving your face is completely different.

          but just go on the date pushing back would be lame and make you seem like a flake.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How did you fuck it up?

  142. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone, are you a swimmer? State your gender.
    Swimmer friends (state your gender), help me win this gym's swimming competition.
    The rules are simple: swim as much as you can for 20 minutes. The coach will count the distance. You can go all 5 days, but only 3 will count (in that case, your best 3 will count).

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bump

  143. 2 weeks ago
    Sealy

    How's it going?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh wow what a cool addition to this thread fucking name fags need to kill themselves asap honestly the biggest wastes of space on this website

      • 2 weeks ago
        Sealy

        I'm actually a tripfag.

  144. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guys would you make a mid/plain girl your gf?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Fucking love plain girls.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Exclusively.
      Attractive women are practically worthless in relationships these days.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand your Tumblr labels

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A "mid" girl is just a girl who's not super high tier, but her looks are just okay or acceptable.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm a 2 so why would I reject an "average" girl?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. Mostly because i have to keep my standards down anyways. But they can be cute

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would accept anyone at or above my level
      As I am a mere 9/10 I cannot accept any girl who is not at least 9/10

      I will not cure my mental illness if a girl cannot love me while knowing I'm a vain narcissistic psychopath she doesn't really love me

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        post a toonme or your ugly and a minority

        also no girl will love you if you post anime

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Look man I am anime alright n-word girls who don't like anime can pop some cyandie for all I care

  145. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Guys when is it a good time to have sex in a relationship for you personally?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do you mean for the first time or just having sex in general

  146. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Girls just aren't worth it, are they?
    Wish I was gay but I can't stand male bodies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Never been in a relationship, so I can't tell you from experience, but what is really sad is that I've never seen a relationship that I wish I had.
      Every relationship is riddled with issues, and the people are stuck because they're emotionally locked into each other after being together for so long.

      So to answer your question, I think girls can be worth it, but you would have to be very strong with your standards and not fall into the trap of being comfortable in a relationship with someone that isn't perfect for you.

  147. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do girls like engineers?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Actual engineers that build bridges? Yes
      Computer "engineers"? Fuck no

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        computerbros...its over....

  148. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    should I even bother messaging her anymore? Did I fuck this up?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >4 exclamation marks
      its over

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tell me that underlining "next Sunday" is something automatic and you didn't do it on purpose

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's the phone automatically recognizing it so you can tap it and add it to your calendar, it's fine

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Automatic thing iOS dies w/ dates

        >4 exclamation marks
        its over

        She uses 4/5 exclamation points a ton

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if you werent poor you would know it does that automatically

        Men genitals seem severely inconvenient

        that post was a joke, ive never sat on my balls but apparently guys have that problem

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Our balls don't go into our ass that anon is exaggerating
          It sucks when your nuts get stuck in your waistband though

          Christ I’m so confused
          Would it be convenient if a product was made that taped your balls to a part of your body so it’s not just getting everywhere?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            no. unless you have the scrotum of a 70 year old in the Sahara, your balls shouldnt be a problem

            nta, buying apple is the worst thing you can do anon i just brought a galaxy s22 ultra can you afford that? or are you a homosexual that has to go on a payment plan?

            dont hate the player hate the game. the iphone is the most popular phone and everyone prefers blue texts over green. specifically girls. Dont hate the player hate the game.
            Also I'm richer than you, and knowing you have an android, I get more girls than you.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              oh its poor AND stupid.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                See

                >spending $1300 on a Samsung

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Would it be convenient if a product was made that taped your balls to a part of your body so it’s not just getting everywhere?
            literally why i prefer briefs to boxers lmao

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nta, buying apple is the worst thing you can do anon i just brought a galaxy s22 ultra can you afford that? or are you a homosexual that has to go on a payment plan?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >spending $1300 on a Samsung

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              See
              [...]

              better phone then any iphone on the market.

              is this you trying to cope because you spent money you didnt have so you could have blue text boxes ? lol lmao even

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >lol lmao even

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                where is this idea that I cant pay for a 400 dollar phone in cash coming from?
                it seems like your having buyers remorse for spending almost a grand more than me

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                projecting this hard, ooft thats embrassing.

                you got snarky because i spent more then a grand then you not the other way around lmfao

                why does people spending money trigger you so much?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >android
                >reddit spacing
                lmaoing at your life

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                imagine caring about how someone spaces out there comment

                go touch grass brother.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't even have an iPhone and use a Pixel 5, it's just that you just sound like a seething insecure retard that has Apple living rent free in your head.
                People have iPhones, who cares.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >calling others poor and trying to flex
            Sounds like you're the poorfag here anon, only poor people do this.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              did you read the whole chain of comments or are you another iphone homosexual?
              someone asked a simple question and they replied by being a cunt about it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >everyone that calls me a dumbass is an iphone user
                i will pray you get well soon anon

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                cant even answer a simple question you retard thanks for praying for me anyway

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            based, appletards will never learn

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No and yes.
      you've lost her at this point. your best bet is to flat out ignore her and never text her again. unless she texts you of course, but you should take a long time to respond

  149. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Women: can you feel much of a difference between a guy cumming in your vagina vs your ass?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The act of cumming is barely noticeable.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, and I don't feel the cumming much, but more the movements. And I mostly feel those because my vagina contracts around them, so we move in tandem.

      Girls, have you ever aimed a guy's piss before? Have you wanted to?
      My gf asked to do it today and I didn't think it was something girls actually thought about

      No I think that's just her fetish.

  150. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Girls, have you ever aimed a guy's piss before? Have you wanted to?
    My gf asked to do it today and I didn't think it was something girls actually thought about

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and then everyone clapped

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Aksjdjdjr my ex would Never let me hold his dick as he peed. I completely forgot I wanted to do that. I'll ask bf if I can do that next time I see him.
      Some girls do lol. Dicks are fascinating.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How the fuck is that even supposed to work though? If a girl holds my dick, i'm going to get a boner and its gonna be difficult to pee

  151. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is it about my face that makes it ugly?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did someone dump a bucket of water on your head?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Gasoline actually

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          is that meant to be a joke?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Of course not I style my hair with gasoline

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      awful haircut
      feminine lips

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you look like alexander the great with wider eyes

  152. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Girls, do you think I'm attractive?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You look like a serial killer, so yes

  153. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do girls actually have 5 different holes?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Ears, nose, mouth, vagina, urethra, anus?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sex hole, pee hole, baby hole, poop hole and mouth hole

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          isnt the sex hole and the baby hole the same hole?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            are you actually retarded? why would you stick your dick in the babyhole......

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I want all those holes filled, I think.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            thats kinda of gross t b h tbh

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I'm gross, so it's fitting.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                what are you gonna fill those holes with...

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Plastic, like usual.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                cheese

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ears
      >nostrils
      >mouth
      That’s five right there

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nostrils do NOT count as separate holes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sex hole, pee hole, baby hole, poop hole and mouth hole

      thats kinda of gross t b h tbh

      >avatarfagging as the seething womanlet
      >not as the based sigma male

  154. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Girls, would you enviously call her Barbie?
    She is tall, blonde with blue as fuck eyes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Isn’t Barbie supposed to be attractive?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Hm, maybe, her facial structure isn't exactly Barbie-ish and she's a darker blonde

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She is very pretty but I would call Margot Robbie a Barbie type
      Idk if I want her or if I want to be her

      do girls actually have 5 different holes?

      We only have one more than men do

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so I'm guessing the sex hole and baby hole are the same? gross

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Another question related to
      How do I reveal my preference for "Barbies" without my family getting mad?

      Isn’t Barbie supposed to be attractive?

      Maybe that screenshot isn't doing her justice... Or you have shit taste.
      I fap to her, btw.

      Hm, maybe, her facial structure isn't exactly Barbie-ish and she's a darker blonde

      That's beside the point. I think my mom referred to her Barbie as an insult.

      She is very pretty but I would call Margot Robbie a Barbie type
      Idk if I want her or if I want to be her
      [...]
      We only have one more than men do

      >Idk if I want her or if I want to be her
      Why not both?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        To me a “Barbie” insult means big boobs and much brighter blonde hair, so it wouldn’t fit if you ask me
        And why would they get mad at your preference? The next time your mom says it, just chuckle and say you actually like Barbies

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >How do I reveal my preference for "Barbies"
          Why are you telling your family your taste in girls? Just bring a Barbie home if you start dating one.

          Is it that simple?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >How do I reveal my preference for "Barbies"
        Why are you telling your family your taste in girls? Just bring a Barbie home if you start dating one.

  155. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do women get anything sexually out of balls though?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes, when i put my balls in her cooter

  156. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It is the middle of the night/very early morning for me and I just went for a walk to clear my head from my work and it was going to just be up and down my street which I sometimes do at this hour since my area is safe. Then this man was following me and I didn't bring my phone (stupid I know) so I started running because I was scared and then he started running too and shouting at me and I got home but he is still sitting on the bench across the street from my building and I'm scared now that I'm going to see him again.
    Is there anything I can do to not be paranoid he is going to be out there every time I go out now?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, you can call the cops

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like they couldn't do anything though except make him go away for now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If this isn’t bait then I’m sorry this happened to you anonnette, sounds scary. Just take a knife or mace with you when you go out until the fear from this wears off.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If I wanted to post bait for some reason I would have made it way more interesting
        But not a bad idea, looking up pepper spray on Amazon right now lol

  157. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >homosexuals that care about brand name phones so they can flex like homosexuals
    I buy any cheap phone that can text and call

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i usually go with oppo tbh pretty good phone the last two ive had lasted longer then almost any other phone ive had i think the 2nd none oppo to last was a samsung s5

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >friend bought a brand new Oppo from a brick and mortar store
        >it had pictures of some Indian guy and his family in it
        He hasn't touched Oppo since then, it was so fucking weird and we can only guess it was somehow used and then factory sealed again. Maybe Oppos are made in India now or something.

  158. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the incels are arguing about tech shit again

  159. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    have these threads gotten worse lately or are you people just boring to me now?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think its the lack of namefags. Looks like they're a necessary evil

      • 2 weeks ago
        Sealy

        I'm still here, I just enjoy reading, mostly.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i fucking hate you

          • 2 weeks ago
            Sealy

            And I love you, my brother.

            Stop posting then.

            I typically stop posting when people are done conversating with me.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              How bout you save everyone time and just not post in the first place?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Sealy

                There are other posters here in addition to yourself, whom I conversate with.
                What you dislike, others like.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No one likes you

              • 2 weeks ago
                Sealy

                Okay anon, you have a good night.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Stop posting then.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        did they get banned?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I had no idea they could get banned for namefagging

          I could decapitate my own head with a katana. Does that answer your question?

          Not at all

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Not at all
            My willpower alone is enough that the sensitivity of my penis is meaningless. If I want to do something I do it. I just never want to do anything. Life is futile.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Worse: they stopped posting tits

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            but they we’re posting ass earlier

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I still haven’t seen any proof of that

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              link?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I still haven’t seen any proof of that

                I have a screenshot but I don’t want to catch a ban, can guarantee it’d be underwhelming anyway

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                just link the 4plebs post

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it’s a deleted imgur link
                https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/26723455/#26725420

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                people say it was flat
                so I'll pass

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                wtf none of it is OC just Instagram sluts

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                alright fuck it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >0ass
                >0tits
                rip

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ATOGA girls have NO ass

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She cute, still would

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                thats a man

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nah, even a guy would have a bigger ass than that

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The desperation or the wanna be pedo is positively dripping off the comment

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You didn't even try
                I mean it's not your body it's you
                Fuck it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Who dis ? Tyedye ?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah her ass would be way fatter

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Tyedye
                who?

                Tyedye is definitely fatter. I don't think this girl is a regular

                I'm a newfag, as long as we're reposting pics, post your favorite of hers

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She isn't a regular

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                tyedye isn’t?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Tyedye
                who?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Tyedye is definitely fatter. I don't think this girl is a regular

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >summerfag detected

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >no generic thigh tattoos
                the first zoomer in existence to do this, very brave!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                as a dude my ass mogs her, but still would

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What kind of person saves a screenshot of an image, but not the image itself?
                Still, thanks though

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                S-Surely the dress is squishing it flatter, right?
                In any case, she has great legs.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I hope she sees this bro

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                down BAD

                I don't get it, that post says the same as the rest. Why latch onto it?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >In any case, she has great legs.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Can you use your own words?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Do you need everything spelled out for you like a retard?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I just want to help you improve at communicating.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                down BAD

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Is it weird I want a small girl like this way more than one with a black girls ass and a tummy that isn’t flat?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                not to me. keira knightley is basically my perfect looking woman, something about that sticc aesthetic is just so good

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You’ll make plank-chan from earlier very happy

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                i made that nickname for her, only i can call her that

                Not my thing. They feel degrading.

                what about just licking it?

                Girls, why is it easier to get you to talk about your ass and pussy than your feet? Should the holes not be more private?

                whats there to talk about feet? they SHOULD be talking about their armpits and how sweaty they get

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                why? there's almost nothing guys appreciate girls doing for them more

                Can’t I just give a boob job instead? My mouth is tiny, but my chest isn’t.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It’s a good nickname, so others using it is a compliment

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Boob sweat is like having 3 extra armpits.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Really? Never thought about that.

                Hot

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                3? Not 2?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Is this the London one who posted an imgur of her legs a while back too?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This has to be the most narcissistic comment ive read in this whole thread

  160. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >boyfriend (virgin) is loosely cut
    >from way he describes it he jacks off basically without anything ever touching the head
    >i give him his first handjob, stroking the whole thing
    >he cums, I keep going, he starts tensing up and gasping like crazy
    >tells me to stop after a few seconds, says his head is ridiculously sensitive and it's never felt like that before nor has he had as intense of an orgasm
    >later he tried masturbating again while stroking the whole thing, same thing happens (so not just different because a girl did it)

    Do guys have different responses to orgasms based on how they're being stimulated? Is this just a thing for guys who are circumcised? He also said it felt really tingly afterwards, which also doesn't happen when he masturbates the way he normally does.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The head is the most sensitive part. Not touching it would be like jerking off with winter gloves on.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Do guys have different responses to orgasms based on how they're being stimulated?
      Yeah, though that's not really what happened here.
      >Is this just a thing for guys who are circumcised?
      Dunno, as a circumcised guy I can tell you that the glans or "head" of a man's penis is incredibly sensitive, and you stimulating it post orgasm is actually ridiculously painful, which was probably why he gasped and asked you to stop.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I can tell you that the glans or "head" of a man's penis is incredibly sensitive
        I've never actually had a guy tell me this.

        He said that while it gets somewhat sensitive it had never been THIS sensitive, it was a completely different feeling to how it usually was

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The head just feels weird and not good to touch, plus I might get in the way of coom coming out

  161. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fellas
    Can you still slide in and out while your cumming or is your head too sensitive?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I could decapitate my own head with a katana. Does that answer your question?

  162. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    women do you have any questions for virgin males?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How can I get you to stay the fuck away from me?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don’t pay any attention to me and I’ll probably leave you alone.

        Virgin boys, what is your favorite programming language?

        Shit I dunno, C# I guess

        who is the hottest genshin impact girl?

        I don’t play that game

        Does your waifu know you're talking to 3DPD?

        I don’t have a waifu

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Smile at me
        The nicer people are to me the more I fear and avoid them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        virgin bros...is it over?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it is... at least once we hit 25 it seems

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            why do they hate us
            we didn't even do anything to them

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I dont think its hate, man. Just pure apathy. We're nothing to them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Virgin boys, what is your favorite programming language?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I only know C/C++

        who is the hottest genshin impact girl?

        Raiden Shogun

        Does your waifu know you're talking to 3DPD?

        I dont really have a waifu

        If I date you and ruin your first time with my selfishness, will you think back on it negatively forever?

        >ruin your first time with my selfishness
        No clue what this means, but that doesn't sound like something that would make me think negatively of you

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        C

        What’s your type of girl? Is it so specific, or will you take anyone?

        Intelligent, independent, dash of autism, comes across as 'normal' to most people

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      who is the hottest genshin impact girl?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does your waifu know you're talking to 3DPD?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If I date you and ruin your first time with my selfishness, will you think back on it negatively forever?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >If I date you and ruin your first time with my selfishness
        what do you mean?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think its bold of you to assume I'd rather not blow my fucking brains out than have sex with someone who doesn't love me
        And no girl is a good enough liar to convince me she loves me if I'm not her first and her last

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        From what I’ve heard, first times are usually awkward so I’m expecting it to go poorly anyways.

        What’s your type of girl? Is it so specific, or will you take anyone?

        I like plain-looking girls and/or girls who like to joke around a lot, but really anyone is fine. Except for fat chicks.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What’s your type of girl? Is it so specific, or will you take anyone?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I just want to fuck myself but I'm not gay so I need a female version of myself who wants to be fucked by a male version of herself. Simple.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I dont think of it as "i'll take anyone", but its more like i have a wide vareity of things i like. For instance, i like both tall and short girls.

        I can tell you what i dont want:
        Someone who argues or yells a lot.
        Someone who doesn't like physical affection.
        Someone who's passive aggressive or refuses to tell me anything when she's mad

  163. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >no waifu
    opinion discarded

  164. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    3D """""women""""" make me physically ill

  165. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Thread has been kind of more obsessed with dicks than usual

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was probably the thread image

  166. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "get your t levels checked"

    YOU. FUCKING. CAN'T.
    You dumb fucking retard, do you expect people to go to the doctor and ask "yeah can I get my testosterone levels checked?" It's not even seen as a health risk so why the fuck would they do that? And if they're low it's not like they'll give you hormones, just "oh you're low t"

    I'm sorry I just hate when people say this shit because you can't do this, have YOU ever gotten your t levels checked? Maybe you should get your brain checked cause it seems like there's water in there

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      low t cope

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        get your t levels checked

        Bro why you acting like a bitch? Get your t levels checked.

        >t. water brains

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      get your t levels checked

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bro why you acting like a bitch? Get your t levels checked.

  167. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    girls, how would you feel about a bf cumming in your food before you eat it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If he was paying for the meal and has a healthy diet so his cum isn't putrid then sure.

  168. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [deleted post]

    >6 months old girl baby
    fall into lava

  169. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >men shouldn't approach women in public
    >women refuse to ask guys out
    It's like you guys want to be single or something

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      women want to be single so they can fuck 100's of chad's and then complain once they turn 27

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're fine with guys asking them out in public, just only the specific guy that they like.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No it's okay to approach women if they want you to. But they usually dont.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want guys who think in absolutes like this to die.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wish I could kill them all for you my queen

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        well someone has to do the approaching

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That shit is literally only to weed out non-Chads

  170. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what do women think of blowjobs?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not my thing. They feel degrading.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        why? there's almost nothing guys appreciate girls doing for them more

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sex is a degrading and disgusting thing. Either do it or dont.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fun for a while but i dont like having my head held down and after a few minutes my jaw hurts.

  171. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The whole point of imgur is that it's not saved to the LULZ archive. You guys really don't want girls to post here ever again, huh?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. I dream of an all-male /atoga/.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The horror

  172. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Girls, why is it easier to get you to talk about your ass and pussy than your feet? Should the holes not be more private?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you mean here or in real life?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I only talk to girls here, but you can answer about both situations.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I mean nobody asks me in real life, and here it’s always just “what do you think about guys who like feet?”
          Well… I think they exist. Guys like every part of me. It’s not a very thought-provoking question.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nta but yea she is a regular but never posted anything good or worthy of saving. archive dig if you want but it’ll end in disappointment.

  173. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did that New York girl find someone? Haven't seen her in a while
    She seemed like the only single female here

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t think she ever updated us so I assume no

  174. 2 weeks ago
    SweetNLow

    Hello how are you what are we talking about tonight

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      femanons and their armpits, want to chime in?

      • 2 weeks ago
        SweetNLow

        I like it when mine are not hairy and I take steps for them to remain that way

        Women
        How do you feel about just being objectively weaker than men?

        I accept it. We have different strengths.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I can see the appeal in that, easier to clean via tonguebath

          [...]
          Can’t I just give a boob job instead? My mouth is tiny, but my chest isn’t.

          anon I think you have to be a licensed plastic surgeon for that

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >what are we talking about tonight
      lots of dick talk tonight

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There was a good discussion earlier about how all women are beautiful, no matter if they’re shaped like an hourglass or an ironing board

  175. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is it normal for your gf to peruse social media when youre hanging out?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unfortunately yes

  176. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are the men here so gross?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      what did we do?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’m assuming that’s plank-chan

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Plank-Chan kek

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kek does she have another name here?

            sorry plank-chan.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All men are gross. We just hide it better elsewhere.

  177. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sex?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sex

  178. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    women, would you let your bf take a tissue and wipe off your boob sweat?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sure. But in weather like this, it’ll be back in minutes.

      Girls, I'm dating a younger woman who's only had one bf before me and is clingy/very hopeful for our future... she has an IG, and so I do but we don't know each others. If she knows mine would she get angry about the girls who follow me and I follow back? There's some pretty hot girls I've gotten IG's from IRL, some of whom I've kissed/fucked/flirted with in the past.

      Hard to say. I wouldn’t, but if she does, you might want to have a good explanation ready.

      3? Not 2?

      Under left, under right, and between. That’s a lot of skin rubbing.

  179. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Girls, I'm dating a younger woman who's only had one bf before me and is clingy/very hopeful for our future... she has an IG, and so I do but we don't know each others. If she knows mine would she get angry about the girls who follow me and I follow back? There's some pretty hot girls I've gotten IG's from IRL, some of whom I've kissed/fucked/flirted with in the past.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't talk to them now btw, but would it turn her off or make her jealous? I guess that part is for her to decide...

  180. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    do women ever wonder what dicks/balls feel like as much as we wonder about boobs?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Idk, how much do you wonder about boobs?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        a lot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >how much do you wonder about boobs?
        About once a day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not as much as boobs, no.

  181. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i hate foids but i also worship them, how do i fix this?

  182. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hi atoga
    how are you

  183. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Girls
    What kind of kinky stuff are you into ?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pee play

  184. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I made a new thread

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