Ok. Look up the strongest dead lifters ever. Look up the best sprinters. Or distance runners. Idk it doesn’t even matter what physical sport, women are always 2nd place. Usain Bolt is more than a second faster than the fastest female 100m dash runner ever
>tell a close friend of mine that I like her >she tells me she can't reciprocate my feelings >sad.jpg >we remain friends, I try to act as normal >two weeks later >she suddenly tells me "There was a reason I never thought of you as a potential partner" >I tense up a bit, anxious about this sudden change in topic, but ask her what she meant >"becoming a mother one day is really important to me, and I know you don't want kids since you mentioned that early on. Adoption is complicated, and since I'm infertile, I'm looking for a very specific person who will work with me and draft up a years-long plan for adopting one day." >I reiterate that yeah, I think I'd be a good dad but I don't want kids >she asks me "Would you never consider adopting?" >I say "Why would I?" >she says "I dunno" and the convo ends
I have two ways to interpret this
a) She does want kids, but that that's basically irrelevant here. She was just bringing it up to make the rejection feel less personalized. If I changed my mind about having kids, she might go "Oh, uh, I never said I'd date you if you DID want kids..."
b) She's not fundamentally opposed to dating me, and might change her mind if I decided that kids sound good after all.
She's told me I'm handsome and that I'm a lot of fun to talk to, and that I'm the only person besides her best friend (female) she talks to every day. I dunno what to think. I don't want to risk getting hurt a second time after I've finally healed from the first rejection.
>doesnt want kids
So you just want to fuck her for free? That girl wants to have a baby in her womb, growing and here you are just wanting her body with no care about what she wants. You are a douche. I hope she finds someone that will make her happy and isnt you.
Thats besides the point. He said in his own post that he didnt want kids while speaking to a girl who clearly did. Its a pretty big thing to a woman. They could easily go for artificial insemination with his sperm of use a donor if his just cant do anything. . Didnt even leave that in the cards, just said, no.
Don't adopt a child just to get a girl. Just move on.
I'm not totally opposed to it and I used to want to become a parent. I would enjoy it if I found a treatment that works for my severe case of Chronic Fatigue Syndrome (which I've had since I was a teen).
>I would enjoy it if I found a treatment that works for my severe case of Chronic Fatigue Syndrome (which I've had since I was a teen).
Ray Peat has your answers
>tfw only 6.5x5.7 inch dick
It's over, not that I ever got to use the damn thing but still. It's not a good feeling to be a dicklet on top of a 5'10.9999999 manlet
What a attention whore. You know people are gonna say "its fine"/ "bigger then mine" or some stupid shit like that if you've gotten to this cringe level of being attention starved you should just have a nice day tbh
you dont need to,
women can take care of themselves
>tfw only 6.5x5.7 inch dick
It's over, not that I ever got to use the damn thing but still. It's not a good feeling to be a dicklet on top of a 5'10.9999999 manlet
Why the hell does this “are we exclusive” talk even a thing? That shouldn’t need to be said..
I’ve been dating this girl for 4 weeks. Actual dates. We hold hands and whatnot. Last night, we had sex. After sex, we laid in bed and made out for a while. At some point she went to the bathroom. She her phone on the bed and I saw a notification pop up from some guy. I asked her who that is, and she said some guy she was chatting with. They were suppose to meet in the coming week. I got really mad and she said “so are we exclusive? Because you never said we were”.
>That shouldn’t need to be said..
It's ok to think that, but you shouldn't assume that random people agree with your personal beliefs. Agreeing on these things is important. Communication is important.
>Girl I had a really bad relationship with and where we ended up on bad terms with toxic shit writes me after 1.5 year and says that she is happy that I have a gf.
Why the fuck is she doing that???
Just leave me the fuck alone I was happy without you.
Looks like a friend of mine I met on a party told her the information.
Any idea what’s the reason behind that?
I don’t want anything to do with her because I know she plays mind games to win and get her ego stroked so what should I write for to leave me alone.
Hi, I am recruiting a girlfriend and noticed you meet the qualifications. Humbled to meet you, madam. My identity must remain hidden on this site of deceivers, but worry not, our paths will cross in more favourable circumstances. I am filled with anticipation thinking of our destined partnership, and the arrival of the day when I no longer stand alone in my conquest of the fourth channel.
This seems vaguely threatening, but I tip my fedora to you as well.
I just met the cutest Indian girl I've ever seen while getting my hair cut, holy shit. I honestly thought she was Spanish or something, her name seems vaguely Spanish and usually here that would mean she's Mexican or South American, but her skin wasn't the right tone for that and her accent wasn't right for that either, so I assumed Spanish. I looked up the name and it turns out it's Hindi. Her accent was kinda faint and she didn't talk a lot, so I didn't pick up on it very well, and she was wearing a mask so all I could see really was her eyes. But her voice was cute and soft and she acted shy, and what I could see of her face looked nice too, and her body was as near perfect as I've seen.
I guess I need to ask a question to stay on the thread topic. Would it be weird to ask for her next time I go just so I can see her again? Would she consider that creepy?
Based Hindi accent enjoyer. No, I don't think that's too weird. Lots of people have a favorite hairdresser. If you tip well, I doubt she'll mind.
>If you tip well, I doubt she'll mind
Yeah, my dick was kinda doing the thinking when I got to the counter to pay, lol.
if youre not south asian her parents will hate you and her cousins will try to stab you, just stay away
I'm white and from the American south, and we're both in Texas. If I'm being completely honest I doubt I would ever ask her out, in 28 years of my life I've only gotten up the courage to ask someone out twice and both times were after I had been friends with the girl for at least a couple years. It's just the first time in a while I've met a girl that got this reaction out of me.
My day is going well, thank you anon. I spent most of earlier today cooking. I made a zucchini lasagna with homemade sauce that turned out really well, and some ciabatta bread
You made homemade ciabatta? That sounds so good please cook for me
Yes! I love baking bread but I don’t get to make it very often now that my mom and my neighbor are both trying to eat less carbs. I need someone else to feed bread too
My day is going well, thank you anon. I spent most of earlier today cooking. I made a zucchini lasagna with homemade sauce that turned out really well, and some ciabatta bread
>hipsters
Lmao hardly. I just want something satisfying and filling without getting all sluggish because of carbs
It was actually so good. 250 calories for a huge serving of it and like 11g of protein. 10/10
Either gender of anyone in a relationship.
When you go grocery shopping together, who pushes the cart/trolley?
My bf, I don’t really know why or what it says about our dynamic. That’s just the way it always is
>My bf, I don’t really know why or what it says about our dynamic. That’s just the way it always is
wholesome
your bf seems like the strong stoic gentlemanly type tbh so probably likes taking the burden of the trolley, whereas you seem like the alpha bitch and general household caretaker
>alpha bitch
Yk I’m flattered but amazed that me speaking about my relationship has come across this way lmao. He’s in charge of most things and takes care of most things for me. I’m lucky he cares about me so much because I’d be such a doormat otherwise
Working on that tho
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
How does someone as bitchy as you end up being a sub for a manlet
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
He is average height and I’m not bitchy to him. Just here
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
oops maybe that's just the impression I got from tidbits you'd said lol. that's sweet and I'm glad he's such a decent guy
I've just watched 3 three episodes
I LOVE the early to mid 2000s aesthetics
damn... easier times back then
also the way how goofy it is... its actually quite uplifiting i m o
oh and I think the redhead with the green eyes looks good
>LOVE the early to mid 2000s aesthetics, damn... easier times back then
you're telling me dude >how goofy it is... its actually quite uplifiting i m o
ikr, just cute spies doing cute things >the redhead with the green eyes looks good
she is LULZ's favorite
duuuh
wtf I love reddit now
F
I liked Alex the most
And I liked Mandy and Blaine but they were both mean so
>Mandy
patrician taste >laine but they were both mean so
true >Alex
wholesome choice
Anon she probably has an ugly face if she has a body like that but posts here
nta but you'd be surprised, there are just a lot of insecure people here
Help him improve it or cope. It means he has clinical depression and some underlying medical condition
That or he's lost his physical attraction to his partner, which he should be honest about
>only 24 >Watching inglorious bastards >notice I'm starting to look like this >Freak the fuck out
So I got hit by Norwood2 reaper and my skin starts to get saggy like this guys. It's a cheat angle but you see the bags under his, exactly like mine. Recessed chin but kinda wide face.
I have exactly the same type of square face except no wrinkles like that. How can I save it and get laid before I turn 25? I already do skincare but I'm worried by chinline gets worse
because they have opinions that might be categorized as controversial, who knows
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I don't think they do, I think they purge all those opinions so they can fit into society
To me it seems just friendly, but some girls might consider "I just showered" to be flirty. I've been told that it makes the guy picture you naked, but it's just a simple fact to me. It depends on her personality really.
[...]
Because it's a great site.
[...]
No
[...]
Probably not. I have an awful gag reflex. The dentist hates me.
>Because it's a great site.
If you're a lonely guy with niche interests or an controversial disposition, yeah
I doubt it. Thing is I have noticed that people with ugly genes are generally ugly up to down . Flabby butts or over sized buffs, large hands, general deformities. She was very well built. The nose though, that seams to be random and completely disconnected. Could have a great body with a large garden gnome nose or a cute upturned nose, You never know with that.
Is it true that certain women like submissive men from the inside (to you) and dominant men from the outside (around other people)? I think it is comparable to the "I don't like bad guys, because I like nice guys" and is false.
women please take time to answer this, i know im a worthless subhuman that isnt deserving of love put please cooperate with me
so i was talking to a female friend of mine and she started telling me shit about how weird short guys are and went on to tell me that they are repulsive
later told me she really like really loves tall guys
i thought the blackpill was bullshit
just kill me already
women please take time to answer this, i know im a worthless subhuman that isnt deserving of love put please cooperate with me
so i was talking to a female friend of mine and she started telling me shit about how weird short guys are and went on to tell me that they are repulsive
later told me she really like really loves tall guys
i thought the blackpill was bullshit
just kill me already
>Woman: I'm insecure about this thing >Men: Omg noooo you're beautiful
>Man: I'm insecure about this thing >Women: Ugh shut the fuck up, i dont wanna hear about it
Why is this world so gay?
Is it true that certain women like submissive men from the inside (to you) and dominant men from the outside (around other people)? I think it is comparable to the "I don't like bad guys, because I like nice guys" and is false.
>women
There are no women, only men here. Their name is men: gay men.
I would if I wasn't in direct combat and it was guaranteed that I'd never be. Then I'd join in a healthcare position or an intelligence position. Chair force, of course. Best pay least effort.
Wait, is this true? Genuinely making me insecure
No. Look at human anatomy and you'll see not only is it untrue but impossible.
Women, have you confronted boyfriends about their offensive jokes or opinions?
No, they tend to confront me about it as in a "wow, holy shit, lmao" I'm always the one with the thicker skin in my relationships.
Women
Let's say there's a guy you like and you have his number. How often would you text him?
As often as seems natural to text.
girls, can you deepthroat? what's the largest cock you've taken all the way?
No, don't know, rarely do it, never liked it.
[...] >She deserves better than a guy who will pretend to be interested in having a literal child just to get laid. Nah.
Um, what? My main deterrent is that I have chronic fatigue and have since I was a child. Being a dad sounds appealing if I could fix the chronic fatigue (I used to write out kid names and vacation spots before the limitations caused by my physical health problems became more and more evident throughout adulthood), but as it is overexerting myself can cause me to become sick for several days, and that's despite vitamins and supplements and being physically active as my condition allows. A brain scan said that the part of my brain which secretes the hormones responsible for energy levels is smaller than 95 percent of the general population. There's treatments that look effective but they're too expensive at the moment. I'm not going to lie to her. I would never say "yeah sure" unless I ever reach a point in my life - which would only happen after my health problems are treated - where I could say "yes" and truly mean it.
But all that's irrelevant if she was just trying to make the rejection less personal and wouldn't like me that way regardless.
She likes you but she likes the idea of having kids and being a mom more, and it's a dealbreaker for her, so she's trying to let you know this so you can have a change of heart to give her the green light to be with you. But it sounds like you have bigger problems right now than focusing on your relationship life. Your health comes first. I do believe you'll be treated though anon. Modern healthcare is truly exceptional and it's only getting better with each passing year. Alopecia just had a breakthrough drug come out, a certain type of ass cancer just had a trial where 100% went into remission, and surely chronic fatigue will be a thing of the past in a decade's time. Just keep fighting to be healthy anon.
>No, they tend to confront me about it as in a "wow, holy shit, lmao" I'm always the one with the thicker skin in my relationships.
That is kind of bad for us men lmao
>She likes you but she likes the idea of having kids and being a mom more, and it's a dealbreaker for her, so she's trying to let you know this so you can have a change of heart to give her the green light to be with you. But it sounds like you have bigger problems right now than focusing on your relationship life. Your health comes first. I do believe you'll be treated though anon. Modern healthcare is truly exceptional and it's only getting better with each passing year. Alopecia just had a breakthrough drug come out, a certain type of ass cancer just had a trial where 100% went into remission, and surely chronic fatigue will be a thing of the past in a decade's time. Just keep fighting to be healthy anon.
You are very kind and this means a lot to me. Thank you, anon. Oxaloacetate works very well for me, but it's a new treatment and very expensive - $499 for a three month supply. I tried out one just to see if it worked, but I can't afford it on a regular basis tbh. I'm sure it will become affordable as the decade goes along. ^^
not an incel, but i sympathize with them greatly, some of them are genuinely good people and aren't misogynists
they just need some discipline and motivation that's all
I share clothes with killers (let's get it)
Who shot? I don't remember (yeah)
That bitch off coke, remember? (Let's get it)
Fuck hoes to Bryson Tiller (yeah, yeah)
Make freak hoes bite the pillow (let's get it)
I cut coke for dealers (I cut coke)
If he got more bodies than you, you can't lil' bro the bro (yeah)
You hustle bags to feed the plug, then why you poke the bro? (Yeah)
If you got power with that Tommy, you can ghost a bro (yeah)
I fuck a bitch, her pussy dry, I might use lotion with her (yeah)
Live by the gun, you dyin' by it
Them bros ain't coachin' bros (grrah, grrah)
I really got left with noodles (noodles)
Know a pit who was born a poodle (let's get it)
That shit with Mooda and Pooda (Pooda)
That shit do feel like voodoo (let's get it)
You say you got good gas (uh, gas)
That shit be doo-doo (gas)
That shit foo-foo
Feds cracked the case with that shit on YouTube (uh)
Told an old head fresh out of jail
This shit right here, he ain't used to (let's get it)
Young bros cuckoo, hit 'em, baow
That bitch go roo-roo
I'm talkin' 'bout Dracs and switches (Dracs and switches)
Bitch, I ain't payin' for kisses (I ain't payin')
I'm akh, but I love the Christians (let's get it)
I know an akh who fuck with Christmas (let's get it)
3 but im still overweight. I do walk a lot and I can tell they will be around an 8 when I reach my ideal BMI, which at the rate im losing should be within 6 months.
Alright, femanons, please help me find out what this means. I have this slight crush on a coworker, and we have pretty good relations. I've had coffee with her a few times, and lunch one time just the two of us. Our conversations are never boring, and I really like talking to her.
One of these days I joined a video call with her and she was looking extra cute, so I texted her on her phone: >Did you do anything on your hair? Looking extra good today!
To which she answered (name obviously changed): >Heyyy Anon! thanks so much. I just got out of the shower and my hair is still wet, that's all haha <woman-shrugging-emoji> In summary, I just washed it, sorry to disappoint!
I'm trying to figure out if she's into me or just being friendly. I know you can't tell for sure just by this message, but I thought it was relevant. If I can provide any more context to help, let me know and I can write something up.
So, what do you girls think?
Very hard to tell
Do you flirt at all
Have you ever called her outright cute to her face and have seen her reaction? Maybe try flirting more to gushed a reaction
No, haven't really flirted with her, because coworkers and didn't want to ruin what we have going (I genuinely enjoy talking to her, which is pretty rare for me). I'll try calling her cute one of these days and see how she reacts, it's certainly something I feel comfortable doing with the level of intimacy we have right now.
Also, I should have mentioned, she has a boyfriend right now, but she told me she's not sure it's going to work out with him for much longer. Maybe she's hinting at something?
Not a girl but that girl has had coffee with you on more than one occasion. Girls dont have cofffee with guys they don't like.
What the other anon said, step up your flirting before you get friend zoned.
Honestly, we went on a work trip together, and when I was filling the expense reports I noticed how almost all of my meals off work had been with her. I hope you're right. She also laughs at stupid jokes I make, so that's a good sign, I guess.
To me it seems just friendly, but some girls might consider "I just showered" to be flirty. I've been told that it makes the guy picture you naked, but it's just a simple fact to me. It depends on her personality really.
[...]
Because it's a great site.
[...]
No
[...]
Probably not. I have an awful gag reflex. The dentist hates me.
>To me it seems just friendly, but some girls might consider "I just showered" to be flirty. I've been told that it makes the guy picture you naked, but it's just a simple fact to me. It depends on her personality really.
I definitely pictured her naked in my head, so if that was on purpose it worked. I'm not very sure, though, because we're usually very straightforward in our communication. We don't have much filter when talking to each other, so she probably was just saying that.
Compliments are a great start. I do envy you a little, at least the girl you like doesnt have a boyfriend. Im in the same position but I cant risk complimenting the girl because she has a boyfriend. Just trying to build a friendship with her. its brutal.
Thing is, she does, I just failed to mention this in the first post. If you read the post you're replying to, I said >Also, I should have mentioned, she has a boyfriend right now, but she told me she's not sure it's going to work out with him for much longer. Maybe she's hinting at something?
But I also don't really care that she has a boyfriend. I know the guy and I know I'm better than him in every single way and she always sound bored when she talks about him.
For instance, we were once talking about our hopes for the future, and she told me she wants a big family (and I do too). But then she said her bf is too immature to think about this stuff and changes subjects.
My monke brain was screaming "well, come here and I'll give you 7 babies", but thankfully I managed to keep it to myself 🙂
Ohh, I didnt see that part. Well good luck to you bro. Maybe I should take my own advice. I dont know anything about him but I am of the same mind. I know im better than him and more likely to make her happy. Should I step up my game?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Well, as long as you don't cross any "hard" barriers, I think you're good. The real problem here is that it's hard to know where the hard barriers are on her mind. You have to be strategic and take small risks to increase your intimacy without triggering any alarms on her head.
I think in my case the work trips greatly helped, we get a bunch of 1 on 1 time on those, which can be hard to get in your regular work routine.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Thanks for responding. Its hard for me because shes a part timer and im really busy. She usually doesnt work long enough to even take a break.
Interesting, "hard barriers". I have put some thought in to that but vaguely at the back of my mind. I gave her a gift a few weeks ago and she had such a great reaction. I asked her out once directly but she got more distant. She seamed open to the idea of lunch though but as I say, that one is hard to get. I need to find a balance between gift and date with lunch being a fairy tail. Any suggestions?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Your case is difficult, or at least would be for me. I don't know how your personalities are, but I personally wouldn't give gifts like that unless they refer to some kind of experience we had together.
It's hard to form a bond if you don't spend time together. With "my" girl I usually just say to her "hey, I'm thinking of going for coffee sometime in the next 20 minutes, wanna tag along?" and she goes when she's free.
If you can't form this bond, you'll have to rely on looks alone, or something like that. If she didn't want to go out with you, I think that test you already failed.
Find some acceptable ways to spend time with her
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
The gift was the result of that nature, would never have just given her a gift otherwise, I dont want to become a sugar daddy. Yeah its a puzzle man. I am lifting more to improve my looks and fighting for a management position to improve my status. As you said, those are the best ideas I have come to so far.
I hope your situation improves then, yours seams like the ideal setup, you just need to increase the pressure a little. Good luck to you and I wish you well. Going to bed, got to lift in the morning.
Never would have thought I would be a fool in love.
Not a girl but that girl has had coffee with you on more than one occasion. Girls dont have cofffee with guys they don't like.
What the other anon said, step up your flirting before you get friend zoned.
To me it seems just friendly, but some girls might consider "I just showered" to be flirty. I've been told that it makes the guy picture you naked, but it's just a simple fact to me. It depends on her personality really.
Why in the world would pretty girls post on LULZ
Because it's a great site.
it takes me from five seconds to upwards of one week to respond to a text
is this a deal breaker?
No
girls, can you deepthroat? what's the largest cock you've taken all the way?
Probably not. I have an awful gag reflex. The dentist hates me.
F, I don't think they're that important. I'm dating him, not his whole social circle. And I selfishly want him to myself.
I don't think they do, I think they purge all those opinions so they can fit into society
[...] >Because it's a great site.
If you're a lonely guy with niche interests or an controversial disposition, yeah
Being a weirdo with niche interests is not exclusive to men.
>Being a weirdo with niche interests is not exclusive to men.
Yeah but it's not something attractive girls usually do since they get socialized into the normiesphere extremely early and extremely quick
I just met the cutest Indian girl I've ever seen while getting my hair cut, holy shit. I honestly thought she was Spanish or something, her name seems vaguely Spanish and usually here that would mean she's Mexican or South American, but her skin wasn't the right tone for that and her accent wasn't right for that either, so I assumed Spanish. I looked up the name and it turns out it's Hindi. Her accent was kinda faint and she didn't talk a lot, so I didn't pick up on it very well, and she was wearing a mask so all I could see really was her eyes. But her voice was cute and soft and she acted shy, and what I could see of her face looked nice too, and her body was as near perfect as I've seen.
I guess I need to ask a question to stay on the thread topic. Would it be weird to ask for her next time I go just so I can see her again? Would she consider that creepy?
>She deserves better than a guy who will pretend to be interested in having a literal child just to get laid. Nah.
Um, what? My main deterrent is that I have chronic fatigue and have since I was a child. Being a dad sounds appealing if I could fix the chronic fatigue (I used to write out kid names and vacation spots before the limitations caused by my physical health problems became more and more evident throughout adulthood), but as it is overexerting myself can cause me to become sick for several days, and that's despite vitamins and supplements and being physically active as my condition allows. A brain scan said that the part of my brain which secretes the hormones responsible for energy levels is smaller than 95 percent of the general population. There's treatments that look effective but they're too expensive at the moment. I'm not going to lie to her. I would never say "yeah sure" unless I ever reach a point in my life - which would only happen after my health problems are treated - where I could say "yes" and truly mean it.
But all that's irrelevant if she was just trying to make the rejection less personal and wouldn't like me that way regardless.
I don't claim we're better, but I'm not interesting in dating women
Boring as in how?
I guess "NPCs" would be the meme word to use. Boring clothes, boring attitude, too willing to suppress their personality and do whatever I say. I don't want a pet, I want a man.
I feel you. As a man I fall into this category to a certain extent: mostly at work. But I am working on myself to defeat my medicority so it is not all bad. Sadly many men are complacement in such situations. I noticed how me being myself at school allowed others to also be more of themselves. It is a beautiful power to unlock.
Because women still live in 200,000BC and want the biggest and most ruthless monkey around who will ensure the banana supply is safe
No matter what they say, this will always be true.
>friend tells me my crush is into legs >wear shorts and sit next to him a lot >he crumbles in a matter of weeks and asks to touch my thighs >I say yes if he'll go out with me
Ezpz
I don't want to fap right now but you're making that very hard, lol. Nice legs are my weakness, especially when they're attached to a woman who knows how to use them.
Flirting is all about toeing the line of plausible deniability. But I wasn't really doing it as a strategic thing, thinking "Alright I'll put out signs so that he'll ask me out". I asked him out when the time was right. It really boiled down to "I'm fucking turned on and can't keep my hands off of him."
>"Hey how you been. Been a while but whatever. I thought about stuff after our last talk. We had different perspectives but I do realize I could have done some things better, so just wanna say I'm sorry for any distress or suffering I may have caused you. No need to reply if you don't want, hope everything's alright. Take care" >"That’s alright. Thank you for the message! Hope you’re doing well too"
She don't give a fuck about me no more right
She feels guilty for making you feel bad because she associates being a good person with never making anyone feel bad. She's trying to repair her ego by gaining your forgiveness. She is upset by the principle of the matter and not about you personally. She doesn't want to date you.
My older brother is a very soft, kind and sensitive man. He is almost a push over as his wife treats him somewhat poorly and he isn’t exactly good at sticking up for himself. However most people take very well to him at face value. He is a sweet, easy going and passive individual.
I am not quite that way. I am much more rough around the edges, temperamental and kind of angry. I don’t care to hide myself and I’m not a very sweet lovey dovey man. My own mother has always asked me why I can’t be more like my brother which breaks my heart.
But I can’t help it. I am not that sweet. I am not that easy going and I feel like “fuck you” and I can’t help it.
But it makes me feel insecure. It makes me feel like any woman I meet will like my brother more because of how sweet and loving he is. And they’ll just shit on me because I’m a stupid retard.
>Hmm.. probably yes. Although a guy ceding to me too much is a turn off. I prefer if he does it but is irritable along the way. More manly than simping.
>Yo what's up?
Just wanted to say it was funny when I thought you were actually talking about grill borgars, but you meant you went to McDonald's with a girl, lol.
This girl came to my house and gave me flowers she gathered. We've known each other for a while, and been out on a couple of long 1on1 walks. After 4 days I asked her what her intent was with the flowers. To me it looks like a romantic gesture, which seemed weird since I was quite sure she didn't see me that way (but some of my friends thought otherwise). I literally asked her "I just don't know what the intentions behind the gesture are. I don't really know how to react or what to think about it" and she dodged the question and I didn't get an answer. I think I was quite clear, wasn't I?
I'm completely burnt out of dating. Also 100% miserable.
So now what? I can't even be arsed to swipe right on guys, or to reply to any of em. There was someone I really liked and it went up in flames, a month ago in part due to my fault, in part due to his fault, but I have a feeling I'll hear from him again, when he comes back to the country in autumn.
But. It probably won't be the same will it? And it's not like I can wait for him? Who knows if he even wants me anymore. Probably fucking not.
Either way, I feel like shit. Should I just delete my dating profile for a while?
go ahead, delete it, fuck that shit
yeah, being lonely sucks, but finding a partner isn't a requirement on living a fulfilling life, if the search is causing you more stress than the absence of a partner, then it's not worth it.
I can't make my girlfriend finish when having sex. In fact I've never made any girl finish. I try but I'm not good and I just don't have the "it" factor at sex. Any tips from women? Not men because your girlfriends are faking it, I know from experience.
Talk to them and ask them how you can improve. Strangely enough, girls really are sentient beings and they can feel their pussies and know what they themselves like.
I tend to do exactly what they say, but I'm usually "off" or they get bored with me doing the same thing but when I change to something different (licking the clitoris up and down instead of right to left) it's not what they enjoy so I turn them off and ruin it
to any woman that may read, I copypaste this because I didnt get any recommendation on how to follow
told my tinder date (we've been going out for a couple months already) while we were talking about life coincidences and shit that it's crazy how we would have never met if we weren't pretty and hot. She didn't understand at first so I told her that I wouldn't have gone out with her if she wasn't pretty and hot and that she wouldn't have done the same if I wasn't muscular, if I was the skinny guy I was before getting into fitness.
She kinda took offense and got sad after I told her that. I tried telling her that it wasn't as serious but she's still bothered.
I like her for more than her looks. I was just being honest with the way we met. I don't think tinder is this special place to meet people you like because of personality, it's a place where you see pics and decide based upon that. The fact we licked each other was what made us keep seeing each other. Nothign wrong with pointing out that imho
>The fact we licked each other was what made us keep seeing each other
are you cats?
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sorry anon, sounds a bit shite. you can give it another shot with this guy when he returns, but maybe maybe you need a break from the apps, just relax and get your head straight again
>The fact we licked each other was what made us keep seeing each other
are you cats?
I'm completely burnt out of dating. Also 100% miserable.
So now what? I can't even be arsed to swipe right on guys, or to reply to any of em. There was someone I really liked and it went up in flames, a month ago in part due to my fault, in part due to his fault, but I have a feeling I'll hear from him again, when he comes back to the country in autumn.
But. It probably won't be the same will it? And it's not like I can wait for him? Who knows if he even wants me anymore. Probably fucking not.
Either way, I feel like shit. Should I just delete my dating profile for a while?
sorry anon, sounds a bit shite. you can give it another shot with this guy when he returns, but maybe maybe you need a break from the apps, just relax and get your head straight again
To women: how does your ideal man look like?
To men: how does your ideal woman look like?
>how does your ideal woman look like
Clover from Totally Spies
It's been a nice day hanging out with my dad. Now I'm about to cook something for him, hence the knife.
yandere vibes
hi atoga
how are you
good, how are you Eterna homosexual?
Femanon here to dudes, how do I know when I'm being clingy compared to just asking for the basic time of day?
Novella: Friend (if I can even call him that anymore)/fuckbuddy just would keep never wanting to hang out for over a month at at time, multiple times, at least once while he wasn't employed even. Supposedly he's like this with other friends too (and is hypocritical about one with it, but). Something doesn't sit well with me and it though and I called him out for being a lazy sad man, putting in less effort than the town's crackheads (he could drive here in 3min, and walk). I feel like the damage is already done or we'd need to start over, maybe. (Also, I'm the skinnier one.)
>I called him out for being a lazy sad man, putting in less effort than the town's crackheads
yet you're fucking this guy? lmao
just means you'll have something to do for the next few weeks, you should be thankful, that feeling of discovering a new show with tons of episode to binge is quite rare.
better get cracking
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tbh he might not wanna binge TS too hard or he'll end up talking like a valley girl
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tummies are scary
I'm sorry shit is meh atm, hope you feel better soon, you still reading Buddhist shit and journalling at all?
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oh yeah lol, I mean I was talking about grill borgars but also 3D grills of the human kind
I actually got borgar on a date this week with another grill (but this time a nice pub, not Maccies)
State gender and R8 my short story
I was in the fifth grade, and our blonde thirtysomething teacher had just finished explaining a math concept. It was very near the end of the day. I had thoroughly grasped the idea, as had the more gifted children; now we simply waited for her to finish talking and give us the worksheet. (This statement, by the by, cleanly sums up the entire experience of public education for an above average student.) We wanted to finish our homework early, while still stuck at school. She kept talking about how difficult it was, and how it was good to ask for help if you needed it, and how she would be a little more lenient in the grading… you get the picture. I -speaking bluntly, as I always have- piped up.
“Can you just give us the worksheet?”
Looking back, I could have phrased this about a dozen different ways, all more sociable than this- she erupted, and gave me the most severe, genuinely angry scolding I had ever received. I can still see her, working her jaw furiously, turning red in total emotional incontinence.
“Really, really? Just give us the worksheet? Really? Do you have any idea how disrespectful that is?”
I would never be brave enough to purposefully rile up a teacher like this, and so in the present day I am very glad I said this. It is the single time I would ever be able to so perfectly remind a public school teacher of their role as a busywork dispensary. For my fifth grade self I was quite nonplussed; at the time I had no such intention.
>R8 my short story
-1/10 poor stressed blondie teacher
just means you'll have something to do for the next few weeks, you should be thankful, that feeling of discovering a new show with tons of episode to binge is quite rare.
tbh he might not wanna binge TS too hard or he'll end up talking like a valley girl
congrats anon, be sure to get some time off after your session
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im sorry to hear that you're not feeling good
you wanna talk about the problem in question?
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lol etterna homosexual
i screamed when i saw the op image but other than that im meh, stuff's been jumping around from decent to less decent so im coping by shitposting
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i get that anon. i know how hard it can feel and i genuinely do hope that it gets better for you
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sounds delicious
>i screamed when i saw the op image
tummies are scary
I'm sorry shit is meh atm, hope you feel better soon, you still reading Buddhist shit and journalling at all?
>Yo what's up?
Just wanted to say it was funny when I thought you were actually talking about grill borgars, but you meant you went to McDonald's with a girl, lol.
oh yeah lol, I mean I was talking about grill borgars but also 3D grills of the human kind
I actually got borgar on a date this week with another grill (but this time a nice pub, not Maccies)
>I'm sorry shit is meh atm, hope you feel better soon
thanks anon, it'll pass >you still reading Buddhist shit and journalling at all
yeah i've been reading stuff, trying to introduce variety too so i'm also reading some fiction stuff and etc, recorded an audio journal and stuff, been wondering about how i generally am, will probably write it down
had a couple of schizo emotional breakdowns but it's all gonna be good (i hope lol)
Either gender, but preferably women.
What do you think when you see a white couple with black/mixed kids in public?
>To men: how does your ideal woman look like?
Petite, nice legs, long hair, preferably light brown but color isn't that important. Pale, clear, soft skin, usually smiling. Fashion sense is more feminine and traditional, likes to wear socks and hose especially.
>To men: how does your ideal woman look like?
I don't know, likes me, would never cheat on me, I've never had a relationship so I don't really know what I'd be looking for so just [insert personal qualities that'd mesh well with my personality so we can have a nice, hopefully life long relationship].
Femanon here to dudes, how do I know when I'm being clingy compared to just asking for the basic time of day?
Novella: Friend (if I can even call him that anymore)/fuckbuddy just would keep never wanting to hang out for over a month at at time, multiple times, at least once while he wasn't employed even. Supposedly he's like this with other friends too (and is hypocritical about one with it, but). Something doesn't sit well with me and it though and I called him out for being a lazy sad man, putting in less effort than the town's crackheads (he could drive here in 3min, and walk). I feel like the damage is already done or we'd need to start over, maybe. (Also, I'm the skinnier one.)
Maybe he's just an introvert? Especially if his friends say he acts the same with them. Not everybody is up for hanging out all the time. >fuckbuddy
When's the last time you fucked? Maybe he's trying to avoid catching feelings?
congrats anon, be sure to get some time off after your session
angry
angry at pitiful, pathetic people who aren't in control of their bodies.
im sorry to hear that you're not feeling good
you wanna talk about the problem in question?
it's only just beginning anon
[...] >how does your ideal woman look like
Clover from Totally Spies
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yandere vibes
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good, how are you Eterna homosexual?
[...] >I called him out for being a lazy sad man, putting in less effort than the town's crackheads
yet you're fucking this guy? lmao
lol etterna homosexual
i screamed when i saw the op image but other than that im meh, stuff's been jumping around from decent to less decent so im coping by shitposting
Suicidal
i get that anon. i know how hard it can feel and i genuinely do hope that it gets better for you
I went to this convention thing today and like. There was a girl who was by herself about my age and I just saw her and thought why would I even bother to try. Like her cosplay had so much effort put into it, for what. For what? What would I even say to her though, really.
>her cosplay had so much effort put into it >What would I even say to her though
how great her cosplay was!
I know shyness is a bitch but you gotta try next time anon. even if it's then awkward and you just say kthxbye she'd appreciate the compliment
>For what?
For fun? Maybe there was a cosplay contest?
Anon, people go to cons to interact and be seen. Some of my best memories have just been strangers yelling NICE COSPLAY from across the hall. Don’t be shy!
>Don’t be shy!
Yeah don't be shy to just fucking try to talk to an obviously depressed girl in a cosplay from a series of games only mentally ill people enjoy
What's next, I scream RAPE! in her ear?
I don't think your approach would have been better than nothing
I stay away from everyone. I just see what's in front of me. I just saw a bunch of girls all wanting attention and I just felt sick. All they have is pretty faces, but nobody ever has substance when you try to talk to them so I don't bother.
As a man I agree with most things except skin color and small length. Unsure on the socks thing though, pantyhose/stockings etc. are pretty hot but maybe not traditional ahhhh
women
I've been in a relationship of 7 months with this chick and she's talked about open relationships
I've told her that if we open the relationship I'll check out of dating and won't be in it for anything more than sex and maybe going to some party or some shit together, but barely as fuckbuddies
she got a bit mad a this proposition and told me she'd have to think about it
what do you you think? I wont put any emotional investment into a woman that fucks around.
If she really likes the emotional connection we have she wouldn't tarnish it by making me suffer.
State gender and R8 my short story
I was in the fifth grade, and our blonde thirtysomething teacher had just finished explaining a math concept. It was very near the end of the day. I had thoroughly grasped the idea, as had the more gifted children; now we simply waited for her to finish talking and give us the worksheet. (This statement, by the by, cleanly sums up the entire experience of public education for an above average student.) We wanted to finish our homework early, while still stuck at school. She kept talking about how difficult it was, and how it was good to ask for help if you needed it, and how she would be a little more lenient in the grading… you get the picture. I -speaking bluntly, as I always have- piped up.
“Can you just give us the worksheet?”
Looking back, I could have phrased this about a dozen different ways, all more sociable than this- she erupted, and gave me the most severe, genuinely angry scolding I had ever received. I can still see her, working her jaw furiously, turning red in total emotional incontinence.
“Really, really? Just give us the worksheet? Really? Do you have any idea how disrespectful that is?”
I would never be brave enough to purposefully rile up a teacher like this, and so in the present day I am very glad I said this. It is the single time I would ever be able to so perfectly remind a public school teacher of their role as a busywork dispensary. For my fifth grade self I was quite nonplussed; at the time I had no such intention.
F, I kinda sympathize as a former “gifted child”, but it’s a bit over dramatic and reminds me of those “and then everyone stood up and clapped” stories lol.
Either gender, but preferably women.
What do you think when you see a white couple with black/mixed kids in public?
I assume they’re a teacher or babysitter… is that racist?
Women, why do you shit test men?
For the same reason I’m wary about a new dog: in case it bites me, even if it looks sweet.
M
don't really think about it but if the kids really don't look like the parents I might assume they're adopted or a family/friend's kids or something
lol, this reminds me, I went out with a black girl who had white parents, she told me when she was a teenager they told her she was adopted and she was like NO SHIT
>I always walk behind the girl and push the trolley like a good little slave
really, I can't stand that shit, not knowing where the other person is going, and trying desperately to follow her, walking, looking, stopping
she either needs to stand beside me and tell me where she's going, or she's pushing the cart herself
I can understand that, it can be a bit annoying if they keep changing direction unexpectedly and speed ahead of you, and then ask "actually can you put this back?" for something on the other side of the store, or go around the whole store without buying anything. But I still like being their bitch
Male
The closest I ever got was holding my gf exactly like one girl I slow danced with once where I thought at the time "I hope I end up with a girl that feels this good in my arms."
She did. If she hadn't, I probably would have been disappointed but not thought much of it. I'm going to try to think of male shit tests I've observed....
How do men shit test women?
>"Does her mother still look good because she'll look like her in 20 years."
That's one I've heard of. Not sure that's a shit test either.
Oh, there's that one where you let her order anything she wants from an expensive restaurant and if she orders the most expensive thing, she's out. Unless she pits out and then she's good for sex.
I think most I ever heard of were along the lines of "Does she respect your money, how hard you work for it, and you as well?"
There's also "Will she let you get away with being an asshole or will you have to pretend you're not an asshole."
Also, "If your friend tries to hit on her, will she take the d?"
I do (I'm the man).
My wife does all the cooking, so she knows what we have to buy, I'm just there to be useful and stop her from buying too much crap food.
>But it sounds like you have bigger problems right now than focusing on your relationship life. Your health comes first. I do believe you'll be treated though anon. Modern healthcare is truly exceptional and it's only getting better with each passing year. Alopecia just had a breakthrough drug come out, a certain type of ass cancer just had a trial where 100% went into remission, and surely chronic fatigue will be a thing of the past in a decade's time
very much makes you sound that way, at least the medical treatment side of things.
Nta
Generally, if someone itt says a variation of "just choose not to feel those emotions", it's schizoanon. He's a regular with tulpas and a deeply unusual mind who refuses to entertain the idea that not everyone can just learn to control their mind and emotions and stab their mothers and encourage pedophilia like he does.
When taking advice on LULZ, it's important to question it a little.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Schizoanon seemed more like a narc during my conversations with him. But honestly, maybe he just needs to reword his argument. "The power of positive thinking" is KIND OF along the same lines of "Just choose your emotions"... the wording is just absolutely horrific and makes emotional management sound as simple and easy as picking up store clothes off the rack and placing them back down.
She’s not the best at anything or a supermodel, but she’s the closest to my heart, and I can’t help but always love her. I hope she says “yes”. I’d make her life amazing.
A short guy that is confident and funny is more attractive than most taller men
I would date my height and down if they had certain qualities and didn’t mind that I was taller
Round, just enough that they look like jugs carrying milk with perky nipples. So around B+. For A and lower they need to be subtle, just look like soft pillows.
I like natural boobs that are symmetrical and sit up sort of straight. The boob size should be normally proportioned relative to the body. I prefer bigger boobs over smaller ones, it comes of as more feminine. Also boob jobs are a nice bonus and being able to suck on them better,
I'm confused. Sex is for the sole purpose of degradation? It's about killing not breeding? Obviously women should be shaped close to a man as possible since it makes them easier to hate.
Not to me. Smaller means they're probably more physically active, less insecure, less likely to be hit on, less jaded about relationships and looks... Its just a symptom of my desire for someone more esoteric.
>Small breasts are better, makes one look more like a woman to me
You must just love men
Yes
Nta
Generally, if someone itt says a variation of "just choose not to feel those emotions", it's schizoanon. He's a regular with tulpas and a deeply unusual mind who refuses to entertain the idea that not everyone can just learn to control their mind and emotions and stab their mothers and encourage pedophilia like he does.
When taking advice on LULZ, it's important to question it a little.
To me, it was incredible but dry humping is more fun
It's a fantastic lead up to a bj though.
Are there really men that love titjobs? I'm literally astonished.
If it's not too pervy of me to ask, could you please describe in more detail what do you do? Just so I can have a point of reference and maybe ask my wife? For science, if you will
>what do you do?
It's about her pushing her tits together and rubbing your dick between them. Sometimes the guy thrusts, sometimes not. Sometimes she's on to lik a handjob with her tits. Sometimes it's better with lube. There are tutorial examples on the educational site "Pornhub".
Sex is better but some women are up on bricks a few days a month.
I can agree with this from a porn stand point. Maybe it feels good irl, idk. But looking at paizuri is kind of boring. I always skip those parts in 3d and 2d porn
>titty trance
That’s funny but I know exactly what you mean
My bf likes to be involved too. He really likes my boobs and likes to grab them to squeeze them together and move them how he wants
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If she’s happy with this lifestyle then this is her choice, and you won’t get her to change for you. You’d be better off just trying to move on rather than waste your time chasing someone who has made it clear she doesn’t want you. Not to be harsh about it, but anything else will end with you getting hurt
You’re a good person for giving him free reign over them
He keeps his hair long for me despite it being too hot, so it’s a fair trade
He complained when I got on birth control because that means no accidental babies but has finally stopped complaining now that he realized it’s made my boobs bigger
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Why did God make me flat with the body of a prepubescent boy, without even an ass to make up for it? Is this how short men feel? How do I keep going when I lack the body parts that men love so much?
What I would give to have a beautiful, elegant, slender frame. Just once I want to know what it feels like to be classy and womanly in a nice formal dress and not look like some old man’s thotty sugar baby
You should be happy with your body now, but if you want to grow your butt you absolutely can. Eat more, lots of protein, start weight training. Your butt will have a few extra inches in just a year
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
> He complained when I got on birth control because that means no accidental babies but has finally stopped complaining now that he realized it’s made my boobs bigger
lol. Men are so easy.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Just once I want to know what it feels like to be classy and womanly in a nice formal dress and not look like some old man’s thotty sugar baby
Exactly. Having an hourglass body is great and all, but we can’t turn it off. It gets tiring. I really feel like skinnier women are taken more seriously. When I wear a lab coat, I just look like a porn actress :/
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
He keeps his hair long for me despite it being too hot, so it’s a fair trade
He complained when I got on birth control because that means no accidental babies but has finally stopped complaining now that he realized it’s made my boobs bigger
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What I would give to have a beautiful, elegant, slender frame. Just once I want to know what it feels like to be classy and womanly in a nice formal dress and not look like some old man’s thotty sugar baby
You should be happy with your body now, but if you want to grow your butt you absolutely can. Eat more, lots of protein, start weight training. Your butt will have a few extra inches in just a year
Is this the female version of "big dick problems"
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
No. Your dick size is private, but body shape is public.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I mean in terms of complaining about a "problem" that isn't really a problem >oh no my dick is so huge women orgasm from the mere sight of it and i'm filled with self-confidence as a result but you know it touches the toilet bowl when i sit down sometimes so really it's not that great 🙁
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
You don't get it at all.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Alright, explain it to me. I literally can't understand why a woman would hate having a full figure especially when the reasons given are "I look too sexy in outfits"
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Girls are literally talking about the pros and cons right now
Sometimes you don't want to be a man's jerkoff fuel
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Sometimes you don't want to be a man's jerkoff fuel
Incels can’t understand this. They’re so deprived of attention from women that they genuinely see no problems with being lusted over 24/7.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
If anything attention from women makes me want to vomit
I want attention from somebody I think is worth giving it
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Girls are literally talking about the pros and cons right now
Sometimes you don't want to be a man's jerkoff fuel
Imagine living in a world where every dog acts like you have bacon in your pockets and goes absolutely berserk trying to lick you and knock you down.
Even for a dog lover, this gets tiring. That's how I feel about men.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
It is a problem for really large guys though. The guy I knew that had the biggest dick, 10”, could literally never find a girlfriend because no girl would ever sleep with him twice. I mean he’s had a girlfriend here and there but as far as I know still nothing ever long term
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What do you wear to the beach with tits this big?
I wear a one piece
I'm talking about shit women actually buy my friend
Nta but you’re just pulling “8 inches” from thin air. I’ve posted the graphic about the most commonly purchased sex toy sizes here before, with samples taken from a bunch of different companies. It is far from 8 inches lol
Alright, explain it to me. I literally can't understand why a woman would hate having a full figure especially when the reasons given are "I look too sexy in outfits"
It’s not “I look too sexy” it’s the lack of feeling classy, elegant, beautiful. I legit do look like I should be hanging off the arm of an old man who pays me for sex when I wear formal dresses, it just doesn’t look right. A lot of women’s clothes also just don’t fit on my chest because of weird under boob seams they add. I wear a lot of stretchy material dresses for this reason, nothing structured ever fits me right
You're right anon, and thank you for the kind words. It feels scummy to be glad that other women are jealous of me too, but hey, I'll take it. And I do look damn good in a dress.
I hadn't thought about it before, but words like elegant and classy really are aimed more at women like me, huh? And clothes shopping must be a nightmare for you. You deserve more than to be dismissed as a bimbo or eye candy.
Thank you again. We're all gonna make it, sis. We're all beautiful in our own way.
Thank you as well anon! At the end of the day our bodies serve a functional purpose and that’s the most important part. The standard for what is considered perfect is constantly changing and none of us will ever be able to meet it, so that’s why you have to prioritize liking yourself without comparisons to others
And honestly if knowing other people are jealous of your body is what makes you feel better about yourself, I see nothing wrong with that. Whatever it takes to get there
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>At the end of the day our bodies serve a functional purpose
...is the purpose sex?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I wasn’t trying to insult you or shame you for how you feel, I take no offense to anything you said. Every woman on earth has moments of insecurity
I just wanted to reassure you that women with your body type make a lot of others envious as well. You deserve to feel beautiful the way that you are
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One of the biggest things for me too is feeling obligated to wear form fitting clothes that I’m not always comfortable in, because the alternative is something baggy that because of my boobs pushing the fabric out I feel like makes me look so huge
Kinda hard to ever feel *beautiful* specifically, I feel like that’s a word reserved for really slender women
What do you wear to the beach with tits this big?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Not many beaches here, but I wear bikinis to the pool. Not the skimpy string-tied ones, I'm too paranoid they'll come loose and my flotation devices will deploy accidentally.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>I'm too paranoid they'll come loose and my flotation devices will deploy accidentally
Am I a bad person for getting turned on by women being nervous/insecure about their bodies?
My bf likes to be involved too. He really likes my boobs and likes to grab them to squeeze them together and move them how he wants
I have a female friend who is a major slut. She's told me she fucks a new guy almost every weekend.
I'm in love with her and want to save her from this lifestyle.
Any advice for helping her? When I confessed that I loved her she rejected me saying that I deserve better than her, but I still want her.
If she’s happy with this lifestyle then this is her choice, and you won’t get her to change for you. You’d be better off just trying to move on rather than waste your time chasing someone who has made it clear she doesn’t want you. Not to be harsh about it, but anything else will end with you getting hurt
She’s not stupid anon, she knows what she’s doing and how it’s affecting her. It sucks that keeps happening to her but if she’s fucking around with these guys anyway then that’s her choice, and nothing you can help her with
Inserting yourself when you know you have feelings for her is only going to waste your time for an outcome that you already know. Eventually after enough hookups she’ll find a guy she can settle for and end up with him, and you’ll be hurt for nothing. Prioritize yourself
This lol
Nothing else makes me feel more feminine and sexual
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Flatties absolutely destroyed
What does a titjob even involve? Are you the one moving your own boobs, or does he?
I’m the one doing all the work really, he goes into what I call his “titty trance” and is completely putty in my hands
My bf likes to be involved too. He really likes my boobs and likes to grab them to squeeze them together and move them how he wants
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If she’s happy with this lifestyle then this is her choice, and you won’t get her to change for you. You’d be better off just trying to move on rather than waste your time chasing someone who has made it clear she doesn’t want you. Not to be harsh about it, but anything else will end with you getting hurt
Why did God make me flat with the body of a prepubescent boy, without even an ass to make up for it? Is this how short men feel? How do I keep going when I lack the body parts that men love so much?
If you are slim and tallish like an elf that's aesthetic.
Sure, but I just feel like a giraffe. I don’t want to be someone’s niche fetish. I want to be sexy and womanly.
do squats for an ass
I’ll try. I’ve let my dumb irrational fear of getting “too muscular” stop me for too long.
He keeps his hair long for me despite it being too hot, so it’s a fair trade
He complained when I got on birth control because that means no accidental babies but has finally stopped complaining now that he realized it’s made my boobs bigger
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What I would give to have a beautiful, elegant, slender frame. Just once I want to know what it feels like to be classy and womanly in a nice formal dress and not look like some old man’s thotty sugar baby
You should be happy with your body now, but if you want to grow your butt you absolutely can. Eat more, lots of protein, start weight training. Your butt will have a few extra inches in just a year
Sorry anon, I wasn’t trying to target you or anything. I know I should count my blessings. It’s true that I do feel like I get to choose when to be elegant and classy, but I can’t help having moments of jealousy for curvier women, even as an adult. Neither of us can look like anything but how our bodies turned out. I’m sure you have your problems too.
I wasn’t trying to insult you or shame you for how you feel, I take no offense to anything you said. Every woman on earth has moments of insecurity
I just wanted to reassure you that women with your body type make a lot of others envious as well. You deserve to feel beautiful the way that you are
>Just once I want to know what it feels like to be classy and womanly in a nice formal dress and not look like some old man’s thotty sugar baby
Exactly. Having an hourglass body is great and all, but we can’t turn it off. It gets tiring. I really feel like skinnier women are taken more seriously. When I wear a lab coat, I just look like a porn actress :/
One of the biggest things for me too is feeling obligated to wear form fitting clothes that I’m not always comfortable in, because the alternative is something baggy that because of my boobs pushing the fabric out I feel like makes me look so huge
Kinda hard to ever feel *beautiful* specifically, I feel like that’s a word reserved for really slender women
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
You're right anon, and thank you for the kind words. It feels scummy to be glad that other women are jealous of me too, but hey, I'll take it. And I do look damn good in a dress.
I hadn't thought about it before, but words like elegant and classy really are aimed more at women like me, huh? And clothes shopping must be a nightmare for you. You deserve more than to be dismissed as a bimbo or eye candy.
Thank you again. We're all gonna make it, sis. We're all beautiful in our own way.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Have you ever skipped a social outing because you just didn’t feel up to putting your boobs on display? I know I have.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
In my adult years I haven’t felt so bad about it but as a teen? Oof
I used to constantly buy plain black tees to wear under dresses or tanktops so that not an inch of my chest could be seen. I cringe at old pictures of myself because the same set of black shirts so up so often and they looked horrible
I hit my milestone of losing 20 pounds, feeling good
Congrats anon! Good for you
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
nta but I’ve had to regain the confidence to do it since covid. I got too used to wearing oversized sweaters on Zoom calls, but that’s not good enough for in-person meetings.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
In my adult years I haven’t felt so bad about it but as a teen? Oof
I used to constantly buy plain black tees to wear under dresses or tanktops so that not an inch of my chest could be seen. I cringe at old pictures of myself because the same set of black shirts so up so often and they looked horrible
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Congrats anon! Good for you
nta but I’ve had to regain the confidence to do it since covid. I got too used to wearing oversized sweaters on Zoom calls, but that’s not good enough for in-person meetings.
fat titssss
why hide them!??
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
You guys just look extra stupid when you say this after several posts explaining why we hide them.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
that's obviously a homosexual kid or something couldn't you tell by the cringe meme?
How do I practice being friendlier / smiling more and being nicer to strangers?
I have a lot of social anxiety and also look like a stoic piece of rock (I’m a man) but I don’t want to. I want to be more friendly and social. But usually I just shut down and I think I look very unapproachable and mean
sometimes it's just nice to give a smile to a cashier or someone that bumped into you for that quick interaction, i think that if you do that enough then you'll get used to being a little bit more approachable to other people
in terms of being nicer to other people then there are a lot of paths that you can take but i generally recommend just keeping in mind that everyone around you just wants to be happy and have a nice day and such
shit advice sorry
Make a conscious effort to look at people when passing by. You don’t have to outright smile every time but a soft smile of acknowledgment is nice. You can make it quick. I had to learn how to look people in the eye before I felt comfortable smiling. Once I did that I did a little smile and people would smile back when I passed by. It was a really quick glance but it makes you seem friendly. Just don’t stare for too long. I haven’t learned how to greet people while walking pst them yet so good luck with that.
I always pretend to be nicer, happier and more talkative than I actually want to be in hopes of people liking me. The funny thing is that it never really works. People stop liking me after knowing me for a while.
Should I just be 100% myself without regard for how it'll make others feel? Will doing this make people like me more? Could it make me happier?
just emit "the aura" and people will leave you alone.
No I mean how can I get girls who are attracted to me to fuck off and die? Like, I just don't feel like ever trying when I'm expected to initate everything because I have a dick.
>be me >just looked pissed off and stressed whenever i was in busy public spaces >seas of people would part out of my way in Times Square as if I was Moses
Looking pissed off is the only way to move quickly in a city.
every asexual I've met likes the IDEA of sex but not sex itself
Asexuals will say the most horny kinky shit on earth and then be like "but I'd never do that"
I can have deep connections and feelings with somebody and we can mutually understand each other even if we are not touching.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
In lack of true intimacy you can convince yourself you've always had it
But it's like a baby grown on a bottle
You need the warmth and intimacy to feel alive, if you've never felt it you won't understand
I have a female friend who is a major slut. She's told me she fucks a new guy almost every weekend.
I'm in love with her and want to save her from this lifestyle.
Any advice for helping her? When I confessed that I loved her she rejected me saying that I deserve better than her, but I still want her.
When I confessed to her she said she loved me too much to hurt me by dating me. She admitted the feelings were mutual. This isn't some cuck situation where she doesn't care for me back.
It sounds like she's beyond help imo. Best to cut and run for your own sake.
>she rejected me saying that I deserve better than her
There's your possible opening if you're foolish enough to keep pursuing her. Tell her she's wrong to think that, be persistent and she may give you a chance until she inevitably cucks you.
Men how big is your penis actually? I heard the average is supposed to be 5.5 inches but ive never seen one that size or smaller. Did i just get lucky or is that a fake number. For reference ive only been with white guys and native guys
I'll tell u what im trying to do to a guy. He keeps saying my bjs are amazing. Its a little annoying he doesnt tell me any preferences, just says he likes whatever I do.
I've started to give little kisses and licks to his tummy during my bj sessions. Hes ticklish around there. Idk if itll work but i kinda want to "ruin" him for the next girl. Get him turned on by the tummy love so he requests it in the future. But if we stay together its still a win. Just an extra thing for him to enjoy.
foids use tickling as a test to determine their bf's resilience, stay strong bros
She asked me on our second date to eat out my ass while jerking off and in the past 1.5 year there has been barely any day we didn't do this, the only bad thing is that I have to shave my asshole too.
I'll tell u what im trying to do to a guy. He keeps saying my bjs are amazing. Its a little annoying he doesnt tell me any preferences, just says he likes whatever I do.
I've started to give little kisses and licks to his tummy during my bj sessions. Hes ticklish around there. Idk if itll work but i kinda want to "ruin" him for the next girl. Get him turned on by the tummy love so he requests it in the future. But if we stay together its still a win. Just an extra thing for him to enjoy.
I'm used to men wanting it in a specific way. Isn't this how it works? You tell me how you like it and I do my best?
Unless my exes were just weirdly particular.
It's not like I actively think about him with another girl during the act.
May be sad but idk. Isn't it to be expected when you're damaged goods that relationships won't last?
He's a great guy. He's gonna realize he can do better.
That sounds horrible. You'd have to carry it around with a wheelbarrow. It'd get old after like 5 minutes.
Women own 8 inch dildos, I'm pretty sure they can take a lot more than they act like they can
Vaginal depth caps out at like 7 inches, on the high end, if you're very generous with measurements. Plenty are 1-3 inches less. Just because someone buys a big toy doesn't mean they can fit the whole thing.
>tfw major grower and not show-er >can't go to nude beaches or just flop it around since its small when not erect >cant just walk around nude at full mast since thats too weird
I suffer
>Vaginal depth caps out at like 7 inches, on the high end, if you're very generous with measurements. Plenty are 1-3 inches less.
I find that hard to believe, I'm pretty sure most 6 inch guys aren't punching cervixes >Just because someone buys a big toy doesn't mean they can fit the whole thing.
So why not just buy a proper sized one then
No normal woman has porn sized dildos. That is an unrealistic and porn brain size.
Stores literally report the kind of dildos girls buy
> I find that hard to believe, I'm pretty sure most 6 inch guys aren't punching cervixes
They’re not, because they’re being careful. Bigger guys can’t just jackhammer away without a care. That really is a #bigdickproblem.
>I'm pretty sure most 6 inch guys aren't punching cervixes
6 inches for guys is pretty notably above average already, about 77th percentile. I'd wager the only reason they don't is because they don't go all the way to the hilt. >So why not just buy a proper sized one then
There could be a thousand reasons. It feels naughtier, it simulates the experience if they ever get with a way-too-big guy, it lets them experiment with their limits, etc.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
> I find that hard to believe, I'm pretty sure most 6 inch guys aren't punching cervixes
They’re not, because they’re being careful. Bigger guys can’t just jackhammer away without a care. That really is a #bigdickproblem.
I refuse to believe a mere 6 inches is enough for a guy to have to be careful and not pound away
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
The G-spot is only about halfway up the vagina, everything past that is basically pointless
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
There's a different between pointless and risking hurting the girl though
Then you're underestimating how much an inch, even half an inch, can make a difference.
I just don't believe it. 6 inches isn't that spectacular even if it's in the upper percentile. Pretty sure I've seen girls get jackhammered by them on the regular.
2 weeks ago
Exhibanon
>Pretty sure I've seen girls get jackhammered by them on the regular
See, you're mistaking porn for reality here.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Yeah it's porn, but they're still real women getting penetrated
2 weeks ago
Exhibanon
But not average women. It's literally their job, of course they're good at it. They go in with optimal arousal, copious amounts of lube, and the best possible positions. Porn also loves to use camera angles to make dicks look bigger than they are.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Not for their own pleasure you absolute retard. Theyre being paid, its a job, their real life non paid sex is vastly different. Porn has ruined modern men.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
But not average women. It's literally their job, of course they're good at it. They go in with optimal arousal, copious amounts of lube, and the best possible positions. Porn also loves to use camera angles to make dicks look bigger than they are.
Women legit talk about being size queens who don’t like sub 6 inch ducks all the time
2 weeks ago
Exhibanon
That's a vocal minority, most of which haven't actually tried dicks of that size, or got lied to about how big a guy was.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
You are one of the only sane and valuable men here
2 weeks ago
Exhibanon
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The sanity is debatable, but thank you.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
> Porn has ruined modern men.
I wonder why so much of it is available for free.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Not for their own pleasure you absolute retard.
Just because it's not for their pleasure doesn't change the fact they're not screaming in pain
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
People don’t scream in pain for root canals, but you don’t see them lining up to get one every day
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
If getting your cervix hit hurts as much as women act like it does I don't think most porn stars are good enough actors to no sell it
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Women have periods every month, anon. They're masters at acting like they're not in pain.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>They're masters at acting like they're not in pain
oh, so they're just like cats!
2 weeks ago
Exhibanon
Then you're underestimating how much an inch, even half an inch, can make a difference.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I'm about six and some change, and even I've had trouble with some girls before. One wasn't a virgin but apparently had very small bfs, and she was surprised by the size. The first time we had sex, she had trouble taking it, and we had to stop because it was too much for her. She had less trouble on subsequent encounters. She was also a very petite girl, about 5'0".
My most recent gf had trouble with it too sometimes, if I didn't spend enough time going down on her first. A nice, sloppy wet orgasm from a tongue usually makes it slide right in.
I can’t sleep I’m hoping she messages me back soon I’m so stressed and anxious I really like this girl but I can’t escape the feeling she will ghost and abandon me
I don’t know if this counts because it wasn’t me that made me feel cute, it was someone else
But I texted my mom’s boyfriend’s dad happy Father’s Day today and he told me I could call him grandpa and said we should go out for lunch soon. After not having alive grandparents in 15 years or so it was a really cute moment to me and totally made my day
Guy I have a crush on at work paid extra attention to me today. Strange because we weren't evem on the same team. We formed a bigger group on our last task so his team came to help. It was nice talking to him. I made him laugh.
Also learned today that he's normally kinda grumpy. Can be very quiet and in his head. So it made me feel a little good that he and I are a little goofy when we talk. Doesn't exactly made me feel cute, but it did make me feel good. :>
Well I've decided on my next plans. I've spent more money on cosplay outfits so I can look nice and just stare at girls and ignore them. Have reservations at most of the cons in America for the next two months planned.
Women how do I make myself as unapproachable as possible while having perfect hygiene, etc. Because I'm not going to debase myself by looking bad. Just have a stone cold bitch face?
I actually have a big dick but women usually don’t believe you when you say that and it doesn’t help me get dates. Legit 7 inch dick virgin, this shit sucks
My girlfriend was a slut in college and she said that a big cock is only good if he knows how to use it, as other anons have said, it makes a lot of positions painful.
She had one hung ex who gave her the best sex of her life, but for a hook-up, a giant dick was usually a negative.
So like where do I go as a guy to get honest feedback on whether I'm good looking
Like I don't even try to talk to girls because I'm pretty sure I'm ugly but people tell me I'm not
I mean let's just say you could marry someone you don't know but you don't have to worry about finding someone on your own terms, you can decide no if you want
F here. why do I have such hang ups about sex. I am never that enthusiastic about it, I never feel fully immersed in it, I feel like I shouldn't be doing it, afterwards I feel like it was empty nothingness and a waste of time. I do get horny and I like to be touched but that's it. I sometimes feel pain during but not always. And I feel like I mostly do it because the guy wants to, like that is what they want and they wouldn't talk to me otherwise.
You are letting guys use your body because they will leave you if you don't. You are a slut dependent on men.
I only sleep with long term boyfriends. I have had very few, I reject tons of guys on a regular basis. Don't project your incel rage on me, it's embarassing for you
>So if I have a 6.5 inch cock is that "big"?
No >Can I call it big?
No one can stop you >Will a girl look at it and think "wow it's big"?
No. If she's been to college she's certainly taken bigger before.
>So if I have a 6.5 inch cock is that "big"?
No >Can I call it big?
No one can stop you >Will a girl look at it and think "wow it's big"?
No. If she's been to college she's certainly taken bigger before.
It’s the same shy, insecure, virgin, short, average sized dick men that come here every day and go >women hate shy men >women want insecure men to die >women despise virgins >women don’t even care about short guys >an average size dick will never satisfy a woman
I don’t know why they do it, maybe they got off on degrading themselves? But you’re fine anon I promise
>I PRETEND to be a virgin whenever I enter a new relationship
this has to be the most unrealistic counter i've seen to "girls don't like virgins"
like why the fuck would you even do that
It’s a shame none of you know how funny it is when you say this to me specifically
>I don’t know why they do it, maybe they got off on degrading themselves
well I'm most of these and no woman lvoes me so yeah
Blaming all your problems on things you cannot change rather than things about yourself you can improve is for bitches
Stop acting like a bitch and work on yourself
Don’t worry all of these people are severely insecure
Most women aren’t size queens and if they are then they are LARPing
7 inches hit the cervix which is painful less than 7 is ideal
How do I overcome the absurd juxtaposition of wanting a meaningful relationship with someone where we're the only two people who have had sex with each other and the reality where there's absolutely no reason for any girl to want that.
Thank you anon, this is the first new thing I've learned from /atoga/
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Lol you're welcome
>balls tend to sag
I hate when I accidentally sit on my saggy scrotum and my balls slip into my ass
Men genitals seem severely inconvenient
Sitting on my balls fucking sucks, but luckily thats only happened a hand ful of times. >slip into my ass
No fucking way that actually happened kek
That sounds so odd
Can you feel them when they go in and out?
How far do your balls absorb into you?
What do you do when they’re hanging super low?
>Can you feel them when they go in and out?
They don't go "in and out" per se. Not in its normal function anyway. The skin just tightens and holds it closer to our bodies. But yes, we can feel when they go from tight to saggy >What do you do when they’re hanging super low?
It feels weird and vulnerable to be quite honest. Cause they kind of swing around. I usually pull my boxers up a little so they dont swing too much
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>But yes, we can feel when they go from tight to saggy
Is it ever painful or cringe feeling? > feels weird and vulnerable
That sounds horrible
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Is it ever painful or cringe feeling?
Nope. Its just kind of there. Like if i go into a cold pool, i can feel the skin tighten. But it's not a very remarkable feeling >That sounds horrible
its not that bad? I just feels like it can easily be damage in that state lol. Like the other anon mentioned, thats how some guys end up sitting on their balls by accident. Stuff like that
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Can you feel them when they go in and out?
The actual movement isn't super noticeable unless you're paying attention but you can notice the change in position >How far do your balls absorb into you?
Not at all, they're not supposed to after they drop. Up to around the base of the cock at the max? >What do you do when they’re hanging super low?
Cope
Also another thing to note is that guys' balls can retract when they're about to cum though it's not always consistent
no. unless you have the scrotum of a 70 year old in the Sahara, your balls shouldnt be a problem
[...]
dont hate the player hate the game. the iphone is the most popular phone and everyone prefers blue texts over green. specifically girls. Dont hate the player hate the game.
Also I'm richer than you, and knowing you have an android, I get more girls than you.
>Would it be convenient if a product was made that taped your balls to a part of your body so it’s not just getting everywhere?
literally why i prefer briefs to boxers lmao
This is all very shocking and hard to imagine thank you
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Lol i never really thought about it that much, but i guess it must be strange for women to find out our balls move around on their own.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
It's incredibly strange. They're like two little fish tanks full of sperm swimming around.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Lol so did you all just think they were just static all the time or what?
Yes
Can you retract them at will? That sounds so funny
>Can you retract them at will? That sounds so funny
Hmmm, i dont think so. I can't at least lol. For the most part they move on their own. We can move dicks to a certain extent tho
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
Yes
Can you retract them at will? That sounds so funny
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
You can flex a muscle to retract them a bit but not to the same extent and only as long as you hold the flex
That sounds so odd
Can you feel them when they go in and out?
How far do your balls absorb into you?
What do you do when they’re hanging super low?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>Can you feel them when they go in and out?
The actual movement isn't super noticeable unless you're paying attention but you can notice the change in position >How far do your balls absorb into you?
Not at all, they're not supposed to after they drop. Up to around the base of the cock at the max? >What do you do when they’re hanging super low?
Cope
Also another thing to note is that guys' balls can retract when they're about to cum though it's not always consistent
I just can't feel satisfied talking to girls irl. Why can't a find a girl to look at me with hate and contempt and tell me to kill myself? Why don't girls understand my love language?
I think I understand that you're a very lonely person who has to come here to bait anons into saying "nice ass" so you can spend 6 hours getting off to it over the weekend
I fucked up shaving my beard not even 12 hours before the first date. I'm considering pushing back the date just so my beard can fix itself a little bit by that time.
Everyone, are you a swimmer? State your gender.
Swimmer friends (state your gender), help me win this gym's swimming competition.
The rules are simple: swim as much as you can for 20 minutes. The coach will count the distance. You can go all 5 days, but only 3 will count (in that case, your best 3 will count).
Never been in a relationship, so I can't tell you from experience, but what is really sad is that I've never seen a relationship that I wish I had.
Every relationship is riddled with issues, and the people are stuck because they're emotionally locked into each other after being together for so long.
So to answer your question, I think girls can be worth it, but you would have to be very strong with your standards and not fall into the trap of being comfortable in a relationship with someone that isn't perfect for you.
no. unless you have the scrotum of a 70 year old in the Sahara, your balls shouldnt be a problem
nta, buying apple is the worst thing you can do anon i just brought a galaxy s22 ultra can you afford that? or are you a homosexual that has to go on a payment plan?
dont hate the player hate the game. the iphone is the most popular phone and everyone prefers blue texts over green. specifically girls. Dont hate the player hate the game.
Also I'm richer than you, and knowing you have an android, I get more girls than you.
>Would it be convenient if a product was made that taped your balls to a part of your body so it’s not just getting everywhere?
literally why i prefer briefs to boxers lmao
nta, buying apple is the worst thing you can do anon i just brought a galaxy s22 ultra can you afford that? or are you a homosexual that has to go on a payment plan?
is this you trying to cope because you spent money you didnt have so you could have blue text boxes ? lol lmao even
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>lol lmao even
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
where is this idea that I cant pay for a 400 dollar phone in cash coming from?
it seems like your having buyers remorse for spending almost a grand more than me
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
projecting this hard, ooft thats embrassing.
you got snarky because i spent more then a grand then you not the other way around lmfao
why does people spending money trigger you so much?
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>android >reddit spacing
lmaoing at your life
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
imagine caring about how someone spaces out there comment
go touch grass brother.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
I don't even have an iPhone and use a Pixel 5, it's just that you just sound like a seething insecure retard that has Apple living rent free in your head.
People have iPhones, who cares.
did you read the whole chain of comments or are you another iphone homosexual?
someone asked a simple question and they replied by being a cunt about it.
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
>everyone that calls me a dumbass is an iphone user
i will pray you get well soon anon
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
cant even answer a simple question you retard thanks for praying for me anyway
No and yes.
you've lost her at this point. your best bet is to flat out ignore her and never text her again. unless she texts you of course, but you should take a long time to respond
Yes, and I don't feel the cumming much, but more the movements. And I mostly feel those because my vagina contracts around them, so we move in tandem.
Girls, have you ever aimed a guy's piss before? Have you wanted to?
My gf asked to do it today and I didn't think it was something girls actually thought about
Girls, have you ever aimed a guy's piss before? Have you wanted to?
My gf asked to do it today and I didn't think it was something girls actually thought about
Aksjdjdjr my ex would Never let me hold his dick as he peed. I completely forgot I wanted to do that. I'll ask bf if I can do that next time I see him.
Some girls do lol. Dicks are fascinating.
To me a “Barbie” insult means big boobs and much brighter blonde hair, so it wouldn’t fit if you ask me
And why would they get mad at your preference? The next time your mom says it, just chuckle and say you actually like Barbies
It is the middle of the night/very early morning for me and I just went for a walk to clear my head from my work and it was going to just be up and down my street which I sometimes do at this hour since my area is safe. Then this man was following me and I didn't bring my phone (stupid I know) so I started running because I was scared and then he started running too and shouting at me and I got home but he is still sitting on the bench across the street from my building and I'm scared now that I'm going to see him again.
Is there anything I can do to not be paranoid he is going to be out there every time I go out now?
If this isn’t bait then I’m sorry this happened to you anonnette, sounds scary. Just take a knife or mace with you when you go out until the fear from this wears off.
i usually go with oppo tbh pretty good phone the last two ive had lasted longer then almost any other phone ive had i think the 2nd none oppo to last was a samsung s5
>friend bought a brand new Oppo from a brick and mortar store >it had pictures of some Indian guy and his family in it
He hasn't touched Oppo since then, it was so fucking weird and we can only guess it was somehow used and then factory sealed again. Maybe Oppos are made in India now or something.
>Not at all
My willpower alone is enough that the sensitivity of my penis is meaningless. If I want to do something I do it. I just never want to do anything. Life is futile.
>boyfriend (virgin) is loosely cut >from way he describes it he jacks off basically without anything ever touching the head >i give him his first handjob, stroking the whole thing >he cums, I keep going, he starts tensing up and gasping like crazy >tells me to stop after a few seconds, says his head is ridiculously sensitive and it's never felt like that before nor has he had as intense of an orgasm >later he tried masturbating again while stroking the whole thing, same thing happens (so not just different because a girl did it)
Do guys have different responses to orgasms based on how they're being stimulated? Is this just a thing for guys who are circumcised? He also said it felt really tingly afterwards, which also doesn't happen when he masturbates the way he normally does.
>Do guys have different responses to orgasms based on how they're being stimulated?
Yeah, though that's not really what happened here. >Is this just a thing for guys who are circumcised?
Dunno, as a circumcised guy I can tell you that the glans or "head" of a man's penis is incredibly sensitive, and you stimulating it post orgasm is actually ridiculously painful, which was probably why he gasped and asked you to stop.
I think its bold of you to assume I'd rather not blow my fucking brains out than have sex with someone who doesn't love me
And no girl is a good enough liar to convince me she loves me if I'm not her first and her last
I dont think of it as "i'll take anyone", but its more like i have a wide vareity of things i like. For instance, i like both tall and short girls.
I can tell you what i dont want:
Someone who argues or yells a lot.
Someone who doesn't like physical affection.
Someone who's passive aggressive or refuses to tell me anything when she's mad
YOU. FUCKING. CAN'T.
You dumb fucking retard, do you expect people to go to the doctor and ask "yeah can I get my testosterone levels checked?" It's not even seen as a health risk so why the fuck would they do that? And if they're low it's not like they'll give you hormones, just "oh you're low t"
I'm sorry I just hate when people say this shit because you can't do this, have YOU ever gotten your t levels checked? Maybe you should get your brain checked cause it seems like there's water in there
I mean nobody asks me in real life, and here it’s always just “what do you think about guys who like feet?”
Well… I think they exist. Guys like every part of me. It’s not a very thought-provoking question.
Sure. But in weather like this, it’ll be back in minutes.
Girls, I'm dating a younger woman who's only had one bf before me and is clingy/very hopeful for our future... she has an IG, and so I do but we don't know each others. If she knows mine would she get angry about the girls who follow me and I follow back? There's some pretty hot girls I've gotten IG's from IRL, some of whom I've kissed/fucked/flirted with in the past.
Hard to say. I wouldn’t, but if she does, you might want to have a good explanation ready.
3? Not 2?
Under left, under right, and between. That’s a lot of skin rubbing.
Girls, I'm dating a younger woman who's only had one bf before me and is clingy/very hopeful for our future... she has an IG, and so I do but we don't know each others. If she knows mine would she get angry about the girls who follow me and I follow back? There's some pretty hot girls I've gotten IG's from IRL, some of whom I've kissed/fucked/flirted with in the past.
Women
How do you feel about just being objectively weaker than men?
This question contains a falsity.
Women are physically weaker and slower than men. It’s a fact.
No, you are wrong.
Ok. Look up the strongest dead lifters ever. Look up the best sprinters. Or distance runners. Idk it doesn’t even matter what physical sport, women are always 2nd place. Usain Bolt is more than a second faster than the fastest female 100m dash runner ever
None of the information you just provided supports your false statement.
You're an exceptional troll.
They are less intelligent and less mature also.
Yes
What does "less mature" mean?
Look into crocodiles.
Nah, I don't care that much. Say what you mean clearly or be ignored.
It's pretty interesting though. I suggest you do it.
Third for Eli, EE blonde, tummies, and cooking anons
wtf i'm not that big
To women
What is your take on this?
>tell a close friend of mine that I like her
>she tells me she can't reciprocate my feelings
>sad.jpg
>we remain friends, I try to act as normal
>two weeks later
>she suddenly tells me "There was a reason I never thought of you as a potential partner"
>I tense up a bit, anxious about this sudden change in topic, but ask her what she meant
>"becoming a mother one day is really important to me, and I know you don't want kids since you mentioned that early on. Adoption is complicated, and since I'm infertile, I'm looking for a very specific person who will work with me and draft up a years-long plan for adopting one day."
>I reiterate that yeah, I think I'd be a good dad but I don't want kids
>she asks me "Would you never consider adopting?"
>I say "Why would I?"
>she says "I dunno" and the convo ends
I have two ways to interpret this
a) She does want kids, but that that's basically irrelevant here. She was just bringing it up to make the rejection feel less personalized. If I changed my mind about having kids, she might go "Oh, uh, I never said I'd date you if you DID want kids..."
b) She's not fundamentally opposed to dating me, and might change her mind if I decided that kids sound good after all.
She's told me I'm handsome and that I'm a lot of fun to talk to, and that I'm the only person besides her best friend (female) she talks to every day. I dunno what to think. I don't want to risk getting hurt a second time after I've finally healed from the first rejection.
Move on
>doesnt want kids
So you just want to fuck her for free? That girl wants to have a baby in her womb, growing and here you are just wanting her body with no care about what she wants. You are a douche. I hope she finds someone that will make her happy and isnt you.
>That girl wants to have a baby in her womb, growing
>infertile
Thats besides the point. He said in his own post that he didnt want kids while speaking to a girl who clearly did. Its a pretty big thing to a woman. They could easily go for artificial insemination with his sperm of use a donor if his just cant do anything. . Didnt even leave that in the cards, just said, no.
I'm not totally opposed to it and I used to want to become a parent. I would enjoy it if I found a treatment that works for my severe case of Chronic Fatigue Syndrome (which I've had since I was a teen).
>I would enjoy it if I found a treatment that works for my severe case of Chronic Fatigue Syndrome (which I've had since I was a teen).
Ray Peat has your answers
Don't adopt a child just to get a girl. Just move on.
All men are liars
/Thread
Only the ones you notice.
How? I cant really remember the last time i lied to be honest. When i was a child maybe?
>tfw only 6.5x5.7 inch dick
It's over, not that I ever got to use the damn thing but still. It's not a good feeling to be a dicklet on top of a 5'10.9999999 manlet
>6.5
>complaining
die die die die die
Just because you're small doesn't mean both of us aren't. My pain is your pain, yours is mine
unironically have sex
Porn isn't real life
If it makes you feel better you are more twice my size.
oh shut up
Is this what women mean by liking big dick? So they can have a dick in their body
Jesus....
What a attention whore. You know people are gonna say "its fine"/ "bigger then mine" or some stupid shit like that if you've gotten to this cringe level of being attention starved you should just have a nice day tbh
I want want to make "her" happy. I hope she lives a good life even if its not with me.
you dont need to,
women can take care of themselves
its fine
How the fuck am i ever supposed to reach that far? God i wish my dick was bigger...
Girls
Why the hell does this “are we exclusive” talk even a thing? That shouldn’t need to be said..
I’ve been dating this girl for 4 weeks. Actual dates. We hold hands and whatnot. Last night, we had sex. After sex, we laid in bed and made out for a while. At some point she went to the bathroom. She her phone on the bed and I saw a notification pop up from some guy. I asked her who that is, and she said some guy she was chatting with. They were suppose to meet in the coming week. I got really mad and she said “so are we exclusive? Because you never said we were”.
WHY IS THIS EVEN A FUCKING THING?
Communication is hard for you?
Are you stupid? This “exclusive” thing is new. Thats not normal. Cheating is not normal
How did you manage to get laid in the first place. I assume she heard you talk
hooker
This is literally my fetish. It would be even hotter if she fucked him earlier the same day.
>That shouldn’t need to be said..
It's ok to think that, but you shouldn't assume that random people agree with your personal beliefs. Agreeing on these things is important. Communication is important.
the world is moving too fast, if you don't spell things out you risk confusion about social norms
Women: do you see men without girlfriends or wives inherently weird/creepy
How to stop being insecure about my public displays of affection in presence of my coworkers?
>Girl I had a really bad relationship with and where we ended up on bad terms with toxic shit writes me after 1.5 year and says that she is happy that I have a gf.
Why the fuck is she doing that???
Just leave me the fuck alone I was happy without you.
Looks like a friend of mine I met on a party told her the information.
Any idea what’s the reason behind that?
I don’t want anything to do with her because I know she plays mind games to win and get her ego stroked so what should I write for to leave me alone.
Just being a retard
It really is over for dicklets...
why do i hate incels more than whores, despite whores being more of a plague to society?
incels are more pathetic
Everyone hates us. We're used to it i guess
They're not female.
I don’t hate incels, they just were brainwashed like the rest of us.
All I did was construction
This video is still gold. Females would kill themselves enmasse if they had to be the male equivalent of themselves.
I think it's pretty well known women have zero game and couldn't pick up a girl if their lives depended on it
No wonder lesbians are so lonely
I wish i could live i a world we're smaller dicks were more desired
My length ranges 7.5 to 8, girth 5.5, and I have been turned down by countless people when they ask for my size. Seems pretty hopeless sometimes.
>tfw only have a 6 inch micro dick.
How do I cope knowing that I'll never satisfy a woman.
Make yourself: https://picrew.me/image_maker/332600
And tell us how’s your day or night going?
No
My day is going good.
kpopmaxx
had a pretty sweet day and a sleepy night, how are you anon?
Is this male or female
M (but you decide)
Good day, time for bed. Night night
gn fag-san
This one looks kinda weird.
My day is fine. I've gotten absolutely nothing done.
Hi, I am recruiting a girlfriend and noticed you meet the qualifications. Humbled to meet you, madam. My identity must remain hidden on this site of deceivers, but worry not, our paths will cross in more favourable circumstances. I am filled with anticipation thinking of our destined partnership, and the arrival of the day when I no longer stand alone in my conquest of the fourth channel.
This seems vaguely threatening, but I tip my fedora to you as well.
Based Hindi accent enjoyer. No, I don't think that's too weird. Lots of people have a favorite hairdresser. If you tip well, I doubt she'll mind.
>If you tip well, I doubt she'll mind
Yeah, my dick was kinda doing the thinking when I got to the counter to pay, lol.
I'm white and from the American south, and we're both in Texas. If I'm being completely honest I doubt I would ever ask her out, in 28 years of my life I've only gotten up the courage to ask someone out twice and both times were after I had been friends with the girl for at least a couple years. It's just the first time in a while I've met a girl that got this reaction out of me.
I'm too ugly for these picrews
My day was fine but tonight is stressful I have too much work left to do on something that is getting picked up in the morning
pls don't cry anon
It's been a nice day hanging out with my dad. Now I'm about to cook something for him, hence the knife.
The two horsewomen of the dyepocalypse
They're being brainwashed
I like it, I accept this label
Good, lobotomize me
Yes! I love baking bread but I don’t get to make it very often now that my mom and my neighbor are both trying to eat less carbs. I need someone else to feed bread too
I’ve never ridden a horse though…
Yep, and I said it probably wouldn’t last long, and it didn’t… I just can’t stay away from the blue!
Are you autistic? This is a genuine question not an insult
I don’t think so. Never been tested though. I think my sense of humor just falls flat over text.
Oh thank god, welcome back
I thought you dyed your hair black?
My day is going well, thank you anon. I spent most of earlier today cooking. I made a zucchini lasagna with homemade sauce that turned out really well, and some ciabatta bread
You made homemade ciabatta? That sounds so good please cook for me
I like the bimbo stare you added
Zucchini lasagna in place of noodles? Hipsters are ruining food
>hipsters
Lmao hardly. I just want something satisfying and filling without getting all sluggish because of carbs
It was actually so good. 250 calories for a huge serving of it and like 11g of protein. 10/10
My bf, I don’t really know why or what it says about our dynamic. That’s just the way it always is
>I don’t really know why or what it says about our dynamic.
It means your bf is secretly submissive and you should dominate him
He couldn’t be further from it
All the more reason to break him. The sweetest candies have the hardest shells.
>My bf, I don’t really know why or what it says about our dynamic. That’s just the way it always is
wholesome
your bf seems like the strong stoic gentlemanly type tbh so probably likes taking the burden of the trolley, whereas you seem like the alpha bitch and general household caretaker
>alpha bitch
Yk I’m flattered but amazed that me speaking about my relationship has come across this way lmao. He’s in charge of most things and takes care of most things for me. I’m lucky he cares about me so much because I’d be such a doormat otherwise
Working on that tho
How does someone as bitchy as you end up being a sub for a manlet
He is average height and I’m not bitchy to him. Just here
oops maybe that's just the impression I got from tidbits you'd said lol. that's sweet and I'm glad he's such a decent guy
Why do I look chink and gay.
Are you chink and gay?
Not to my knowledge
You should get tested
State gender, who's your Totally Spies waifu/husbando?
https://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm34273668
Alex, no contest
she is an adorbs tomboy tbf
arent they all like 16?
Clover because she’s into weight gain
very based
I've just watched 3 three episodes
I LOVE the early to mid 2000s aesthetics
damn... easier times back then
also the way how goofy it is... its actually quite uplifiting i m o
oh and I think the redhead with the green eyes looks good
>LOVE the early to mid 2000s aesthetics, damn... easier times back then
you're telling me dude
>how goofy it is... its actually quite uplifiting i m o
ikr, just cute spies doing cute things
>the redhead with the green eyes looks good
she is LULZ's favorite
wtf I love reddit now
>Mandy
patrician taste
>laine but they were both mean so
true
>Alex
wholesome choice
nta but you'd be surprised, there are just a lot of insecure people here
F
I liked Alex the most
And I liked Mandy and Blaine but they were both mean so
>thread is about asking women for advice
>instead guys are just comparing dick sizes
>thread is about asking women for advice
Lol what? no its not
lol yeah it is
>Ask the opposite ""GENDER"" ""ANYTHING""
Where is the "ask women advice"?
It honestly should be "ask all genders anything". That would include the LGTBMAP+ too.
so we're still pretending that its used for anything other than dating advice for incels? got it
Many such cases. Guys are absolutely obsessed with dicks.
because girls were
I would assume guys with small dicks are. Not worried about mine at all.
>small dicks
so you got a foot long in there?
otherwise you're a dicklet
Is 5'10 too short for a guy? Am I a manlet? Is it over for me?
yeah, I'm a 6ft manlet, it feels pretty over.
When are femanons finally going to rate our dick stats?
Girls
Would you break up with your longtime boyfriend or divorce your husband if he lost his sex drive?
Help him improve it or cope. It means he has clinical depression and some underlying medical condition
That or he's lost his physical attraction to his partner, which he should be honest about
How about he just hit the age where his sex drive naturally declines. It happens to every man
>only 24
>Watching inglorious bastards
>notice I'm starting to look like this
>Freak the fuck out
So I got hit by Norwood2 reaper and my skin starts to get saggy like this guys. It's a cheat angle but you see the bags under his, exactly like mine. Recessed chin but kinda wide face.
I have exactly the same type of square face except no wrinkles like that. How can I save it and get laid before I turn 25? I already do skincare but I'm worried by chinline gets worse
This kinda sag, should I get lipo? I don't think I look good enough to girls if my chinline points down like that
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i missed this pic too, can anyone repost it? pls
No, its none of my business. It was a cute butt though. Would date but she was out of my league.
Anon she probably has an ugly face if she has a body like that but posts here
yes, those grapes are sour incel
Just being realistic. I doubt she’s out of that anon’s league
Why in the world would pretty girls post on LULZ
because they have opinions that might be categorized as controversial, who knows
I don't think they do, I think they purge all those opinions so they can fit into society
>Because it's a great site.
If you're a lonely guy with niche interests or an controversial disposition, yeah
I doubt it. Thing is I have noticed that people with ugly genes are generally ugly up to down . Flabby butts or over sized buffs, large hands, general deformities. She was very well built. The nose though, that seams to be random and completely disconnected. Could have a great body with a large garden gnome nose or a cute upturned nose, You never know with that.
At least 10 people saw it, but nobody is going to help you lmaooo
I will when there’s less chance that she’s still lurking
don't be a cunt
thanks anon, I'm counting on you
No
Were you just trolling us anon?
Is it true that certain women like submissive men from the inside (to you) and dominant men from the outside (around other people)? I think it is comparable to the "I don't like bad guys, because I like nice guys" and is false.
Yes.
Wait what?
No, women like me like leading men. No femboy shit bro.
it is, i am the living proof
>Woman: I'm insecure about this thing
>Men: Omg noooo you're beautiful
>Man: I'm insecure about this thing
>Women: Ugh shut the fuck up, i dont wanna hear about it
Why is this world so gay?
Because you're in it.
cmon mate thats not even a good insult lol
It wasn't a good post.
women please take time to answer this, i know im a worthless subhuman that isnt deserving of love put please cooperate with me
so i was talking to a female friend of mine and she started telling me shit about how weird short guys are and went on to tell me that they are repulsive
later told me she really like really loves tall guys
i thought the blackpill was bullshit
just kill me already
Women
What are your thoughts on joining the military? Is it too much of a boys club? What branch would you join?
>women
There are no women, only men here. Their name is men: gay men.
thats close enought rightjt?
please i want an answer
true only homosexuals here
Not unless I wanted to get raped
the air force is over 20% female, are they all getting raped?
Air Force is safe
I would choose that
Everywhere else is rape
All I’ve heard are rape stories
tbf i have heard a lot of complaining from females in the army but theyre all lesbians so i assumed it was just normal misandrist ramblings
I would if I wasn't in direct combat and it was guaranteed that I'd never be. Then I'd join in a healthcare position or an intelligence position. Chair force, of course. Best pay least effort.
No. Look at human anatomy and you'll see not only is it untrue but impossible.
No, they tend to confront me about it as in a "wow, holy shit, lmao" I'm always the one with the thicker skin in my relationships.
As often as seems natural to text.
No, don't know, rarely do it, never liked it.
She likes you but she likes the idea of having kids and being a mom more, and it's a dealbreaker for her, so she's trying to let you know this so you can have a change of heart to give her the green light to be with you. But it sounds like you have bigger problems right now than focusing on your relationship life. Your health comes first. I do believe you'll be treated though anon. Modern healthcare is truly exceptional and it's only getting better with each passing year. Alopecia just had a breakthrough drug come out, a certain type of ass cancer just had a trial where 100% went into remission, and surely chronic fatigue will be a thing of the past in a decade's time. Just keep fighting to be healthy anon.
>No, they tend to confront me about it as in a "wow, holy shit, lmao" I'm always the one with the thicker skin in my relationships.
That is kind of bad for us men lmao
>She likes you but she likes the idea of having kids and being a mom more, and it's a dealbreaker for her, so she's trying to let you know this so you can have a change of heart to give her the green light to be with you. But it sounds like you have bigger problems right now than focusing on your relationship life. Your health comes first. I do believe you'll be treated though anon. Modern healthcare is truly exceptional and it's only getting better with each passing year. Alopecia just had a breakthrough drug come out, a certain type of ass cancer just had a trial where 100% went into remission, and surely chronic fatigue will be a thing of the past in a decade's time. Just keep fighting to be healthy anon.
You are very kind and this means a lot to me. Thank you, anon. Oxaloacetate works very well for me, but it's a new treatment and very expensive - $499 for a three month supply. I tried out one just to see if it worked, but I can't afford it on a regular basis tbh. I'm sure it will become affordable as the decade goes along. ^^
Wait, is this true? Genuinely making me insecure
Welcome to the club buddy. Have a cup of copium.
why are incels so fucking annoying, like, holy shit
just fuck off and die
ill die once i find a girl willing to kill me
I mean, i'll probably buy an exit bag in a couple years. We'll be gone soon
not an incel, but i sympathize with them greatly, some of them are genuinely good people and aren't misogynists
they just need some discipline and motivation that's all
Women, have you confronted boyfriends about their offensive jokes or opinions?
Not really a confrontation, I just tell them to stop and they do.
What? No, if I say I'm going to sleep, then I'm going to sleep. You can text more if you want, but you won't get an answer, because I'll be asleep!
what even is the point of trying to get a gf anymore? its easier to just play dating sims and cry
theres too many shitty dating sims
tfw no bi fwb to smash guys and gals on craiglist with
is it true that women
Yes
HAHAHAHAHAHA RANDOM=FUNNY HAHAHAHA fuck off to Discord n-word homosexual
I share clothes with killers (let's get it)
Who shot? I don't remember (yeah)
That bitch off coke, remember? (Let's get it)
Fuck hoes to Bryson Tiller (yeah, yeah)
Make freak hoes bite the pillow (let's get it)
I cut coke for dealers (I cut coke)
If he got more bodies than you, you can't lil' bro the bro (yeah)
You hustle bags to feed the plug, then why you poke the bro? (Yeah)
If you got power with that Tommy, you can ghost a bro (yeah)
I fuck a bitch, her pussy dry, I might use lotion with her (yeah)
Live by the gun, you dyin' by it
Them bros ain't coachin' bros (grrah, grrah)
I really got left with noodles (noodles)
Know a pit who was born a poodle (let's get it)
That shit with Mooda and Pooda (Pooda)
That shit do feel like voodoo (let's get it)
You say you got good gas (uh, gas)
That shit be doo-doo (gas)
That shit foo-foo
Feds cracked the case with that shit on YouTube (uh)
Told an old head fresh out of jail
This shit right here, he ain't used to (let's get it)
Young bros cuckoo, hit 'em, baow
That bitch go roo-roo
I'm talkin' 'bout Dracs and switches (Dracs and switches)
Bitch, I ain't payin' for kisses (I ain't payin')
I'm akh, but I love the Christians (let's get it)
I know an akh who fuck with Christmas (let's get it)
No, some dumb fake chad or fake Stacey etc made that make males feel bad about themselves. They're the ones that are coping.
men
how would you rate your calves on a scale from 1-10?
3 but im still overweight. I do walk a lot and I can tell they will be around an 8 when I reach my ideal BMI, which at the rate im losing should be within 6 months.
9/10 they are juiced up man
i got lucky with my calves gene
but no one cares
probably 1
7.5, not the best in the world but i like flexing them a lot
Mine are 10/10 suck it
nvm i change mine to 10 too
You know the rules and so do I
Probably a 7/10. They're a pretty good size but they could use a little more tone.
show me please
9/10 guy here. You have to pay for my onlycalves subscription. I lube it up and get women to worhsip it
I don't even take pics of myself, let alone post them. I posted a toonme once and even that I wasn't really comfortable with.
That was a big step for you anon, im proud of you.
How do I subtly imply I’d like us to be exclusive, even if we aren’t very deep into the dating process?
Initatiate sex. On a real note just looking at her and looking away or smiling genuinely at her. It is what we girls do too.
YWNBAW
LOOOOOOOOOOL he said "its over" for the 16th time ITT!! im top kekking right now bros!
It’s over
it's over
Women
Let's say there's a guy you like and you have his number. How often would you text him?
Every day
>Screaming and screeching like a fucking retard
Please go back to >>>/qa/. Oh wait...
Alright, femanons, please help me find out what this means. I have this slight crush on a coworker, and we have pretty good relations. I've had coffee with her a few times, and lunch one time just the two of us. Our conversations are never boring, and I really like talking to her.
One of these days I joined a video call with her and she was looking extra cute, so I texted her on her phone:
>Did you do anything on your hair? Looking extra good today!
To which she answered (name obviously changed):
>Heyyy Anon! thanks so much. I just got out of the shower and my hair is still wet, that's all haha <woman-shrugging-emoji> In summary, I just washed it, sorry to disappoint!
I'm trying to figure out if she's into me or just being friendly. I know you can't tell for sure just by this message, but I thought it was relevant. If I can provide any more context to help, let me know and I can write something up.
So, what do you girls think?
Very hard to tell
Do you flirt at all
Have you ever called her outright cute to her face and have seen her reaction? Maybe try flirting more to gushed a reaction
No, haven't really flirted with her, because coworkers and didn't want to ruin what we have going (I genuinely enjoy talking to her, which is pretty rare for me). I'll try calling her cute one of these days and see how she reacts, it's certainly something I feel comfortable doing with the level of intimacy we have right now.
Also, I should have mentioned, she has a boyfriend right now, but she told me she's not sure it's going to work out with him for much longer. Maybe she's hinting at something?
Honestly, we went on a work trip together, and when I was filling the expense reports I noticed how almost all of my meals off work had been with her. I hope you're right. She also laughs at stupid jokes I make, so that's a good sign, I guess.
>To me it seems just friendly, but some girls might consider "I just showered" to be flirty. I've been told that it makes the guy picture you naked, but it's just a simple fact to me. It depends on her personality really.
I definitely pictured her naked in my head, so if that was on purpose it worked. I'm not very sure, though, because we're usually very straightforward in our communication. We don't have much filter when talking to each other, so she probably was just saying that.
Compliments are a great start. I do envy you a little, at least the girl you like doesnt have a boyfriend. Im in the same position but I cant risk complimenting the girl because she has a boyfriend. Just trying to build a friendship with her. its brutal.
Thing is, she does, I just failed to mention this in the first post. If you read the post you're replying to, I said
>Also, I should have mentioned, she has a boyfriend right now, but she told me she's not sure it's going to work out with him for much longer. Maybe she's hinting at something?
But I also don't really care that she has a boyfriend. I know the guy and I know I'm better than him in every single way and she always sound bored when she talks about him.
For instance, we were once talking about our hopes for the future, and she told me she wants a big family (and I do too). But then she said her bf is too immature to think about this stuff and changes subjects.
My monke brain was screaming "well, come here and I'll give you 7 babies", but thankfully I managed to keep it to myself 🙂
Ohh, I didnt see that part. Well good luck to you bro. Maybe I should take my own advice. I dont know anything about him but I am of the same mind. I know im better than him and more likely to make her happy. Should I step up my game?
Well, as long as you don't cross any "hard" barriers, I think you're good. The real problem here is that it's hard to know where the hard barriers are on her mind. You have to be strategic and take small risks to increase your intimacy without triggering any alarms on her head.
I think in my case the work trips greatly helped, we get a bunch of 1 on 1 time on those, which can be hard to get in your regular work routine.
Thanks for responding. Its hard for me because shes a part timer and im really busy. She usually doesnt work long enough to even take a break.
Interesting, "hard barriers". I have put some thought in to that but vaguely at the back of my mind. I gave her a gift a few weeks ago and she had such a great reaction. I asked her out once directly but she got more distant. She seamed open to the idea of lunch though but as I say, that one is hard to get. I need to find a balance between gift and date with lunch being a fairy tail. Any suggestions?
Your case is difficult, or at least would be for me. I don't know how your personalities are, but I personally wouldn't give gifts like that unless they refer to some kind of experience we had together.
It's hard to form a bond if you don't spend time together. With "my" girl I usually just say to her "hey, I'm thinking of going for coffee sometime in the next 20 minutes, wanna tag along?" and she goes when she's free.
If you can't form this bond, you'll have to rely on looks alone, or something like that. If she didn't want to go out with you, I think that test you already failed.
Find some acceptable ways to spend time with her
The gift was the result of that nature, would never have just given her a gift otherwise, I dont want to become a sugar daddy. Yeah its a puzzle man. I am lifting more to improve my looks and fighting for a management position to improve my status. As you said, those are the best ideas I have come to so far.
I hope your situation improves then, yours seams like the ideal setup, you just need to increase the pressure a little. Good luck to you and I wish you well. Going to bed, got to lift in the morning.
Never would have thought I would be a fool in love.
Not a girl but that girl has had coffee with you on more than one occasion. Girls dont have cofffee with guys they don't like.
What the other anon said, step up your flirting before you get friend zoned.
To me it seems just friendly, but some girls might consider "I just showered" to be flirty. I've been told that it makes the guy picture you naked, but it's just a simple fact to me. It depends on her personality really.
Because it's a great site.
No
Probably not. I have an awful gag reflex. The dentist hates me.
It is a great site. Anywhere else that girl would have been mobbed by feminists and forced to take tweking classes until she was only good for BBC.
Why do women HATE us?
it takes me from five seconds to upwards of one week to respond to a text
is this a deal breaker?
girls, can you deepthroat? what's the largest cock you've taken all the way?
homosexual cuck. 3 day ban incoming hihi. Why do you like the thought of that though?
How important are good friends and family in a boyfriend? Men can answer the question but for a girlfriend as well, just state your gender.
F, I don't think they're that important. I'm dating him, not his whole social circle. And I selfishly want him to myself.
Being a weirdo with niche interests is not exclusive to men.
>Being a weirdo with niche interests is not exclusive to men.
Yeah but it's not something attractive girls usually do since they get socialized into the normiesphere extremely early and extremely quick
Yep, I can agree with that. The key word there is "usually". There's fewer cute girls here, sure, but not zero.
>And I selfishly want him to myself.
I want a girlfriend who thinks like this and allows me to think like that about them too. Seems wholesome.
I just met the cutest Indian girl I've ever seen while getting my hair cut, holy shit. I honestly thought she was Spanish or something, her name seems vaguely Spanish and usually here that would mean she's Mexican or South American, but her skin wasn't the right tone for that and her accent wasn't right for that either, so I assumed Spanish. I looked up the name and it turns out it's Hindi. Her accent was kinda faint and she didn't talk a lot, so I didn't pick up on it very well, and she was wearing a mask so all I could see really was her eyes. But her voice was cute and soft and she acted shy, and what I could see of her face looked nice too, and her body was as near perfect as I've seen.
I guess I need to ask a question to stay on the thread topic. Would it be weird to ask for her next time I go just so I can see her again? Would she consider that creepy?
if youre not south asian her parents will hate you and her cousins will try to stab you, just stay away
why do women LOVE us?
Ask
omg omg!! a kinda popular youtuber responded to my comment
I'm in love with her
you best be baiting son.
no, she actually did
Who (asked)?
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>She deserves better than a guy who will pretend to be interested in having a literal child just to get laid. Nah.
Um, what? My main deterrent is that I have chronic fatigue and have since I was a child. Being a dad sounds appealing if I could fix the chronic fatigue (I used to write out kid names and vacation spots before the limitations caused by my physical health problems became more and more evident throughout adulthood), but as it is overexerting myself can cause me to become sick for several days, and that's despite vitamins and supplements and being physically active as my condition allows. A brain scan said that the part of my brain which secretes the hormones responsible for energy levels is smaller than 95 percent of the general population. There's treatments that look effective but they're too expensive at the moment. I'm not going to lie to her. I would never say "yeah sure" unless I ever reach a point in my life - which would only happen after my health problems are treated - where I could say "yes" and truly mean it.
But all that's irrelevant if she was just trying to make the rejection less personal and wouldn't like me that way regardless.
so why do good girls like bad guys?
i've had this question for a really long time
95% of men are just boring. At least being "bad" is interesting
Like women are any better
I don't claim we're better, but I'm not interesting in dating women
I guess "NPCs" would be the meme word to use. Boring clothes, boring attitude, too willing to suppress their personality and do whatever I say. I don't want a pet, I want a man.
I feel you. As a man I fall into this category to a certain extent: mostly at work. But I am working on myself to defeat my medicority so it is not all bad. Sadly many men are complacement in such situations. I noticed how me being myself at school allowed others to also be more of themselves. It is a beautiful power to unlock.
Boring as in how?
too bad I'm not a bad boy, at best I'm sociopathic, at worst I blend into the crowd perfectly.
Bruh do women even like men at this point
Because women still live in 200,000BC and want the biggest and most ruthless monkey around who will ensure the banana supply is safe
No matter what they say, this will always be true.
Women
In the past, how have you flirted/seduced a guy you liked? As in, before a relationship.
>friend tells me my crush is into legs
>wear shorts and sit next to him a lot
>he crumbles in a matter of weeks and asks to touch my thighs
>I say yes if he'll go out with me
Ezpz
This femanon knows what she's talking about, got a response out of me just from reading it.
I'm quite proud of my legs and have faith in their ability to make any man notice me
I don't want to fap right now but you're making that very hard, lol. Nice legs are my weakness, especially when they're attached to a woman who knows how to use them.
You have my permission to do whatever you want, haha
I've been cooped up alone for so long, my poor legs have gone unappreciated
Ha, my reasons for not wanting to fap are unrelated to this thread, I just have things that need doing and don't have time for it right now.
I said "I kind of have a crush on you"
>Nah, you're crazy.
"I'll prove it!"
>stop fucking around, this shit ain't funny
Make excuses to touch him. Just break the touch barrier lots. Hands all over him.
pretty sure that's common friend interaction,
girls were always quite touchy with me.
Nah, nope. Woman gets touchy with me == I start to develop a crush.
I wish a woman would do this to me.
Flirting is all about toeing the line of plausible deniability. But I wasn't really doing it as a strategic thing, thinking "Alright I'll put out signs so that he'll ask me out". I asked him out when the time was right. It really boiled down to "I'm fucking turned on and can't keep my hands off of him."
>"Hey how you been. Been a while but whatever. I thought about stuff after our last talk. We had different perspectives but I do realize I could have done some things better, so just wanna say I'm sorry for any distress or suffering I may have caused you. No need to reply if you don't want, hope everything's alright. Take care"
>"That’s alright. Thank you for the message! Hope you’re doing well too"
She don't give a fuck about me no more right
She feels guilty for making you feel bad because she associates being a good person with never making anyone feel bad. She's trying to repair her ego by gaining your forgiveness. She is upset by the principle of the matter and not about you personally. She doesn't want to date you.
Do women really think we're boring?
Women, do you mind men watching pornography? If not, in which circumstances is it acceptable if any?
ewwwwwwwww NEVER OK
No I don't care I just don't want to know all about it
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The perfect gf.
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>What?
You know, when are you guys gonna rate our dick stats out of 10
I am jealous of my older brother
My older brother is a very soft, kind and sensitive man. He is almost a push over as his wife treats him somewhat poorly and he isn’t exactly good at sticking up for himself. However most people take very well to him at face value. He is a sweet, easy going and passive individual.
I am not quite that way. I am much more rough around the edges, temperamental and kind of angry. I don’t care to hide myself and I’m not a very sweet lovey dovey man. My own mother has always asked me why I can’t be more like my brother which breaks my heart.
But I can’t help it. I am not that sweet. I am not that easy going and I feel like “fuck you” and I can’t help it.
But it makes me feel insecure. It makes me feel like any woman I meet will like my brother more because of how sweet and loving he is. And they’ll just shit on me because I’m a stupid retard.
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>Hmm.. probably yes. Although a guy ceding to me too much is a turn off. I prefer if he does it but is irritable along the way. More manly than simping.
I could see that.
Women, if your boyfriend where to transition from gender would you break up with them>
Qt anon, are you here?
I think he always is
Where is he?
Yo what's up?
I have my methods
>Yo what's up?
Just wanted to say it was funny when I thought you were actually talking about grill borgars, but you meant you went to McDonald's with a girl, lol.
Jerking off > Women.
Prove me wrong.
You only feel your hand and smell your cum when you jerk off.
is sex the only thing you think about when considering a partner..
This girl came to my house and gave me flowers she gathered. We've known each other for a while, and been out on a couple of long 1on1 walks. After 4 days I asked her what her intent was with the flowers. To me it looks like a romantic gesture, which seemed weird since I was quite sure she didn't see me that way (but some of my friends thought otherwise). I literally asked her "I just don't know what the intentions behind the gesture are. I don't really know how to react or what to think about it" and she dodged the question and I didn't get an answer. I think I was quite clear, wasn't I?
I'm completely burnt out of dating. Also 100% miserable.
So now what? I can't even be arsed to swipe right on guys, or to reply to any of em. There was someone I really liked and it went up in flames, a month ago in part due to my fault, in part due to his fault, but I have a feeling I'll hear from him again, when he comes back to the country in autumn.
But. It probably won't be the same will it? And it's not like I can wait for him? Who knows if he even wants me anymore. Probably fucking not.
Either way, I feel like shit. Should I just delete my dating profile for a while?
Just take a break from it all for a while
go ahead, delete it, fuck that shit
yeah, being lonely sucks, but finding a partner isn't a requirement on living a fulfilling life, if the search is causing you more stress than the absence of a partner, then it's not worth it.
How do you like your sex made women?
shaken, not stirred
Hot. No, like the eggs are hot is that fine?
I can't make my girlfriend finish when having sex. In fact I've never made any girl finish. I try but I'm not good and I just don't have the "it" factor at sex. Any tips from women? Not men because your girlfriends are faking it, I know from experience.
oral
That's what I'm doing. Most girls I've been with get bored and just fake it
Talk to them and ask them how you can improve. Strangely enough, girls really are sentient beings and they can feel their pussies and know what they themselves like.
I tend to do exactly what they say, but I'm usually "off" or they get bored with me doing the same thing but when I change to something different (licking the clitoris up and down instead of right to left) it's not what they enjoy so I turn them off and ruin it
to any woman that may read, I copypaste this because I didnt get any recommendation on how to follow
told my tinder date (we've been going out for a couple months already) while we were talking about life coincidences and shit that it's crazy how we would have never met if we weren't pretty and hot. She didn't understand at first so I told her that I wouldn't have gone out with her if she wasn't pretty and hot and that she wouldn't have done the same if I wasn't muscular, if I was the skinny guy I was before getting into fitness.
She kinda took offense and got sad after I told her that. I tried telling her that it wasn't as serious but she's still bothered.
I like her for more than her looks. I was just being honest with the way we met. I don't think tinder is this special place to meet people you like because of personality, it's a place where you see pics and decide based upon that. The fact we licked each other was what made us keep seeing each other. Nothign wrong with pointing out that imho
okay
fuck you
yes
>The fact we licked each other was what made us keep seeing each other
are you cats?
sorry anon, sounds a bit shite. you can give it another shot with this guy when he returns, but maybe maybe you need a break from the apps, just relax and get your head straight again
Is it over for me if I never really watched totally spies?
it's only just beginning anon
>how does your ideal woman look like
Clover from Totally Spies
yandere vibes
good, how are you Eterna homosexual?
>I called him out for being a lazy sad man, putting in less effort than the town's crackheads
yet you're fucking this guy? lmao
>156 episodes
Man...
just means you'll have something to do for the next few weeks, you should be thankful, that feeling of discovering a new show with tons of episode to binge is quite rare.
someday
I got tons of other shit to watch
godspeed (I mean Totally Spies is episodic so you can just watch any at random)
Bingemaxx and watch 4 shows at once
based consooooomer
>R8 my short story
-1/10 poor stressed blondie teacher
better get cracking
tbh he might not wanna binge TS too hard or he'll end up talking like a valley girl
>i screamed when i saw the op image
tummies are scary
I'm sorry shit is meh atm, hope you feel better soon, you still reading Buddhist shit and journalling at all?
oh yeah lol, I mean I was talking about grill borgars but also 3D grills of the human kind
I actually got borgar on a date this week with another grill (but this time a nice pub, not Maccies)
>I'm sorry shit is meh atm, hope you feel better soon
thanks anon, it'll pass
>you still reading Buddhist shit and journalling at all
yeah i've been reading stuff, trying to introduce variety too so i'm also reading some fiction stuff and etc, recorded an audio journal and stuff, been wondering about how i generally am, will probably write it down
had a couple of schizo emotional breakdowns but it's all gonna be good (i hope lol)
m
nothing
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glad to hear that anon, keep it up
Women do you actually like blowjobs? Or is it like lesser pleasure compared to other moves?
I dont think woman can get blowjobs. Sorry anon, go back to your futaporn.
What about your 'girlfriend' then 'she' has a dick?
To women: how does your ideal man look like?
To men: how does your ideal woman look like?
>how does your ideal woman look like?
less than 100 pounds if possible
>To men: how does your ideal woman look like?
Petite, nice legs, long hair, preferably light brown but color isn't that important. Pale, clear, soft skin, usually smiling. Fashion sense is more feminine and traditional, likes to wear socks and hose especially.
>soft skin
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a woman without soft skin in my life
I agree it’s important, but reading that just got me thinking
I have seen it. It's rare, especially for younger women, but I have seen it before.
>To men: how does your ideal woman look like?
I don't know, likes me, would never cheat on me, I've never had a relationship so I don't really know what I'd be looking for so just [insert personal qualities that'd mesh well with my personality so we can have a nice, hopefully life long relationship].
M.
I have way more than one type, but my first crush was. Petite, freckles, light brown hair. Tomboy personality. Venezuelan.
The girl that has made me the horniest irl was a voluptuous blonde Cuban girl.
And my biggest love looks like a Mexican Doll. As stereotypical as you might imagine with that description.
Male
I dont have much standards as far as "ideal" goes. Petite, short, feminine hair, upturned nose, white.
>To men: how does your ideal woman look like?
Ideally, a bit weird.
Yep, that's a "woman" alright.
...I'm sending you to remedial anatomy AND remedial math.
I'm sneeding you to the dilation room.
Femanon here to dudes, how do I know when I'm being clingy compared to just asking for the basic time of day?
Novella: Friend (if I can even call him that anymore)/fuckbuddy just would keep never wanting to hang out for over a month at at time, multiple times, at least once while he wasn't employed even. Supposedly he's like this with other friends too (and is hypocritical about one with it, but). Something doesn't sit well with me and it though and I called him out for being a lazy sad man, putting in less effort than the town's crackheads (he could drive here in 3min, and walk). I feel like the damage is already done or we'd need to start over, maybe. (Also, I'm the skinnier one.)
>fuckbuddy
Lol. have a nice day, degenerate whore.
Maybe he's just an introvert? Especially if his friends say he acts the same with them. Not everybody is up for hanging out all the time.
>fuckbuddy
When's the last time you fucked? Maybe he's trying to avoid catching feelings?
Personally I say it directly. A few friends of mine often act embarassed (very badly) to give off a sign
hi atoga
how are you
I'm jacking off right now I'm actually really close
What are you jacking on the chopping board?
congrats anon, be sure to get some time off after your session
im sorry to hear that you're not feeling good
you wanna talk about the problem in question?
lol etterna homosexual
i screamed when i saw the op image but other than that im meh, stuff's been jumping around from decent to less decent so im coping by shitposting
i get that anon. i know how hard it can feel and i genuinely do hope that it gets better for you
sounds delicious
angry
angry at pitiful, pathetic people who aren't in control of their bodies.
Suicidal
pretty good
had some steak kebabs for dinner
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>Stop doing that, weirdo. Unprofessional. Keep your PDA to your private time and separate that from your work self.
I don't do PDA at work. But the only way to ask the girl I like out is to approach her publicly wbout that.
I went to this convention thing today and like. There was a girl who was by herself about my age and I just saw her and thought why would I even bother to try. Like her cosplay had so much effort put into it, for what. For what? What would I even say to her though, really.
>her cosplay had so much effort put into it
>What would I even say to her though
how great her cosplay was!
I know shyness is a bitch but you gotta try next time anon. even if it's then awkward and you just say kthxbye she'd appreciate the compliment
But I don't want to give anything for free. I don't want to compliment anyone who won't make me.
>For what?
For fun? Maybe there was a cosplay contest?
Anon, people go to cons to interact and be seen. Some of my best memories have just been strangers yelling NICE COSPLAY from across the hall. Don’t be shy!
>Don’t be shy!
Yeah don't be shy to just fucking try to talk to an obviously depressed girl in a cosplay from a series of games only mentally ill people enjoy
What's next, I scream RAPE! in her ear?
I don't think your approach would have been better than nothing
Never mind, you’re a judgmental prick. Stay away from her instead. Why go to a con if you’re just going to think like this?
I stay away from everyone. I just see what's in front of me. I just saw a bunch of girls all wanting attention and I just felt sick. All they have is pretty faces, but nobody ever has substance when you try to talk to them so I don't bother.
As a man I agree with most things except skin color and small length. Unsure on the socks thing though, pantyhose/stockings etc. are pretty hot but maybe not traditional ahhhh
women
I've been in a relationship of 7 months with this chick and she's talked about open relationships
I've told her that if we open the relationship I'll check out of dating and won't be in it for anything more than sex and maybe going to some party or some shit together, but barely as fuckbuddies
she got a bit mad a this proposition and told me she'd have to think about it
what do you you think? I wont put any emotional investment into a woman that fucks around.
If she really likes the emotional connection we have she wouldn't tarnish it by making me suffer.
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>No, never acceptable, pornography should be banned. I said what I said.
Based. I am the original questioner btw: I agree
State gender and R8 my short story
I was in the fifth grade, and our blonde thirtysomething teacher had just finished explaining a math concept. It was very near the end of the day. I had thoroughly grasped the idea, as had the more gifted children; now we simply waited for her to finish talking and give us the worksheet. (This statement, by the by, cleanly sums up the entire experience of public education for an above average student.) We wanted to finish our homework early, while still stuck at school. She kept talking about how difficult it was, and how it was good to ask for help if you needed it, and how she would be a little more lenient in the grading… you get the picture. I -speaking bluntly, as I always have- piped up.
“Can you just give us the worksheet?”
Looking back, I could have phrased this about a dozen different ways, all more sociable than this- she erupted, and gave me the most severe, genuinely angry scolding I had ever received. I can still see her, working her jaw furiously, turning red in total emotional incontinence.
“Really, really? Just give us the worksheet? Really? Do you have any idea how disrespectful that is?”
I would never be brave enough to purposefully rile up a teacher like this, and so in the present day I am very glad I said this. It is the single time I would ever be able to so perfectly remind a public school teacher of their role as a busywork dispensary. For my fifth grade self I was quite nonplussed; at the time I had no such intention.
F, I kinda sympathize as a former “gifted child”, but it’s a bit over dramatic and reminds me of those “and then everyone stood up and clapped” stories lol.
I assume they’re a teacher or babysitter… is that racist?
For the same reason I’m wary about a new dog: in case it bites me, even if it looks sweet.
Either gender, but preferably women.
What do you think when you see a white couple with black/mixed kids in public?
M.
Ew.
M
don't really think about it but if the kids really don't look like the parents I might assume they're adopted or a family/friend's kids or something
lol, this reminds me, I went out with a black girl who had white parents, she told me when she was a teenager they told her she was adopted and she was like NO SHIT
Women, why do you shit test men?
F.
I have a question for men: why do you shit test women?
what's a shit test.
>why do you shit test men
based himbo
I always walk behind the girl and push the trolley like a good little slave
>I always walk behind the girl and push the trolley like a good little slave
really, I can't stand that shit, not knowing where the other person is going, and trying desperately to follow her, walking, looking, stopping
she either needs to stand beside me and tell me where she's going, or she's pushing the cart herself
I can understand that, it can be a bit annoying if they keep changing direction unexpectedly and speed ahead of you, and then ask "actually can you put this back?" for something on the other side of the store, or go around the whole store without buying anything. But I still like being their bitch
How do men shit test women?
You don't know bro? Everyone! He does not know how men shit test women! Look at him. This is so crazy.
We don't?
Male
The closest I ever got was holding my gf exactly like one girl I slow danced with once where I thought at the time "I hope I end up with a girl that feels this good in my arms."
She did. If she hadn't, I probably would have been disappointed but not thought much of it. I'm going to try to think of male shit tests I've observed....
>"Does her mother still look good because she'll look like her in 20 years."
That's one I've heard of. Not sure that's a shit test either.
Oh, there's that one where you let her order anything she wants from an expensive restaurant and if she orders the most expensive thing, she's out. Unless she pits out and then she's good for sex.
I think most I ever heard of were along the lines of "Does she respect your money, how hard you work for it, and you as well?"
There's also "Will she let you get away with being an asshole or will you have to pretend you're not an asshole."
Also, "If your friend tries to hit on her, will she take the d?"
Bullshit abounds.
Either gender of anyone in a relationship.
When you go grocery shopping together, who pushes the cart/trolley?
I do (I'm the man).
My wife does all the cooking, so she knows what we have to buy, I'm just there to be useful and stop her from buying too much crap food.
(wo)men of ATOGA
rate the approach this guy made with this woman in this documentary
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>If you want a dick rate then put a pic of your dick on soc
yeah no... id rather it be based on length and girth, and not what it actually looks like
How many women actually like having their clit touched directly?
Me, but only after I’m super aroused
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Are you into futurism, by the way? This
>But it sounds like you have bigger problems right now than focusing on your relationship life. Your health comes first. I do believe you'll be treated though anon. Modern healthcare is truly exceptional and it's only getting better with each passing year. Alopecia just had a breakthrough drug come out, a certain type of ass cancer just had a trial where 100% went into remission, and surely chronic fatigue will be a thing of the past in a decade's time
very much makes you sound that way, at least the medical treatment side of things.
How do I stop being so dramatic about everything? I get the sense I take everything too seriously. Is it my autism?
Just stop caring. It's that simple.
H O W
Why do you care how?
I want some directions
Nta
Generally, if someone itt says a variation of "just choose not to feel those emotions", it's schizoanon. He's a regular with tulpas and a deeply unusual mind who refuses to entertain the idea that not everyone can just learn to control their mind and emotions and stab their mothers and encourage pedophilia like he does.
When taking advice on LULZ, it's important to question it a little.
Schizoanon seemed more like a narc during my conversations with him. But honestly, maybe he just needs to reword his argument. "The power of positive thinking" is KIND OF along the same lines of "Just choose your emotions"... the wording is just absolutely horrific and makes emotional management sound as simple and easy as picking up store clothes off the rack and placing them back down.
Figure out what matters and what doesn't (hint: very few things matter in the long run).
If something doesn't matter, you shouldn't obsess over it.
What balance of criticism and support should a boyfriend provide for a woman>
what am I, her dad?
99 percent criticism, 1 percent support. You have to throw her a bone every once in a while, but being alpha is still key.
No criticism
No support
I don't need to take care of children
She’s not the best at anything or a supermodel, but she’s the closest to my heart, and I can’t help but always love her. I hope she says “yes”. I’d make her life amazing.
How do you like armpit hair and hair around the genitillia of da man?
F.
All bald, I don't like hair when I do the deed.
A short guy that is confident and funny is more attractive than most taller men
I would date my height and down if they had certain qualities and didn’t mind that I was taller
Okay
basado
>certain qualities
like what?
>didn’t mind that I was taller
shit taste on their part if they actually minded
High energy, funny, nice hair, fit, and loving.
good taste (k should just hit the gym)
Being super muscular is just a plus
I’ve had a crush on a short skinny and frail autist before
>A short guy that is confident and funny is more attractive than most taller men
Unfunny insecure bros...
What sort of boobs do you men prefer?
What sort of penis do you women prefer?
Shape > size
What (shape) is it that you truly desire?
Round, just enough that they look like jugs carrying milk with perky nipples. So around B+. For A and lower they need to be subtle, just look like soft pillows.
I like natural boobs that are symmetrical and sit up sort of straight. The boob size should be normally proportioned relative to the body. I prefer bigger boobs over smaller ones, it comes of as more feminine. Also boob jobs are a nice bonus and being able to suck on them better,
>What sort of boobs do you men prefer?
this
, but bigmilkers never hurt anyone
Small breasts are better, makes one look more like a woman to me
Aren't bigger breasts seen as more motherly and thus breedable in nature? Does not make much sense.
I'm confused. Sex is for the sole purpose of degradation? It's about killing not breeding? Obviously women should be shaped close to a man as possible since it makes them easier to hate.
Not to me. Smaller means they're probably more physically active, less insecure, less likely to be hit on, less jaded about relationships and looks... Its just a symptom of my desire for someone more esoteric.
Yes
Indeed, thanks
>Small breasts are better, makes one look more like a woman to me
You must just love men
>What sort of boobs do you men prefer?
if it's on the person I love, I'll love it, I'm a simple guy.
i loooove torpedo tits!!!!
Women, what do you think your best sex skill is?
Titjobs because not everyone can do that
This lol
Nothing else makes me feel more feminine and sexual
As a man, titjobs are incredibly lame.
We don't claim him.
I stand with this guy, pit jobs are where it's at.
What is wrong with you?
sweaty armpitsss
To you, my boyfriend really really loves them hence why I gave it as an answer
Yep, makes me feel very womanly. I like it
Are there really men that love titjobs? I'm literally astonished.
If it's not too pervy of me to ask, could you please describe in more detail what do you do? Just so I can have a point of reference and maybe ask my wife? For science, if you will
>what do you do?
It's about her pushing her tits together and rubbing your dick between them. Sometimes the guy thrusts, sometimes not. Sometimes she's on to lik a handjob with her tits. Sometimes it's better with lube. There are tutorial examples on the educational site "Pornhub".
Sex is better but some women are up on bricks a few days a month.
To me, it was incredible but dry humping is more fun
It's a fantastic lead up to a bj though.
I can agree with this from a porn stand point. Maybe it feels good irl, idk. But looking at paizuri is kind of boring. I always skip those parts in 3d and 2d porn
God I love titjobs.
Flatties absolutely destroyed
What does a titjob even involve? Are you the one moving your own boobs, or does he?
I’m the one doing all the work really, he goes into what I call his “titty trance” and is completely putty in my hands
>titty trance
That’s funny but I know exactly what you mean
You’re a good person for giving him free reign over them
He keeps his hair long for me despite it being too hot, so it’s a fair trade
He complained when I got on birth control because that means no accidental babies but has finally stopped complaining now that he realized it’s made my boobs bigger
What I would give to have a beautiful, elegant, slender frame. Just once I want to know what it feels like to be classy and womanly in a nice formal dress and not look like some old man’s thotty sugar baby
You should be happy with your body now, but if you want to grow your butt you absolutely can. Eat more, lots of protein, start weight training. Your butt will have a few extra inches in just a year
> He complained when I got on birth control because that means no accidental babies but has finally stopped complaining now that he realized it’s made my boobs bigger
lol. Men are so easy.
>Just once I want to know what it feels like to be classy and womanly in a nice formal dress and not look like some old man’s thotty sugar baby
Exactly. Having an hourglass body is great and all, but we can’t turn it off. It gets tiring. I really feel like skinnier women are taken more seriously. When I wear a lab coat, I just look like a porn actress :/
Is this the female version of "big dick problems"
No. Your dick size is private, but body shape is public.
I mean in terms of complaining about a "problem" that isn't really a problem
>oh no my dick is so huge women orgasm from the mere sight of it and i'm filled with self-confidence as a result but you know it touches the toilet bowl when i sit down sometimes so really it's not that great 🙁
You don't get it at all.
Alright, explain it to me. I literally can't understand why a woman would hate having a full figure especially when the reasons given are "I look too sexy in outfits"
Girls are literally talking about the pros and cons right now
Sometimes you don't want to be a man's jerkoff fuel
>Sometimes you don't want to be a man's jerkoff fuel
Incels can’t understand this. They’re so deprived of attention from women that they genuinely see no problems with being lusted over 24/7.
If anything attention from women makes me want to vomit
I want attention from somebody I think is worth giving it
Imagine living in a world where every dog acts like you have bacon in your pockets and goes absolutely berserk trying to lick you and knock you down.
Even for a dog lover, this gets tiring. That's how I feel about men.
It is a problem for really large guys though. The guy I knew that had the biggest dick, 10”, could literally never find a girlfriend because no girl would ever sleep with him twice. I mean he’s had a girlfriend here and there but as far as I know still nothing ever long term
I wear a one piece
Nta but you’re just pulling “8 inches” from thin air. I’ve posted the graphic about the most commonly purchased sex toy sizes here before, with samples taken from a bunch of different companies. It is far from 8 inches lol
It’s not “I look too sexy” it’s the lack of feeling classy, elegant, beautiful. I legit do look like I should be hanging off the arm of an old man who pays me for sex when I wear formal dresses, it just doesn’t look right. A lot of women’s clothes also just don’t fit on my chest because of weird under boob seams they add. I wear a lot of stretchy material dresses for this reason, nothing structured ever fits me right
Thank you as well anon! At the end of the day our bodies serve a functional purpose and that’s the most important part. The standard for what is considered perfect is constantly changing and none of us will ever be able to meet it, so that’s why you have to prioritize liking yourself without comparisons to others
And honestly if knowing other people are jealous of your body is what makes you feel better about yourself, I see nothing wrong with that. Whatever it takes to get there
>At the end of the day our bodies serve a functional purpose
...is the purpose sex?
What do you wear to the beach with tits this big?
Not many beaches here, but I wear bikinis to the pool. Not the skimpy string-tied ones, I'm too paranoid they'll come loose and my flotation devices will deploy accidentally.
>I'm too paranoid they'll come loose and my flotation devices will deploy accidentally
Am I a bad person for getting turned on by women being nervous/insecure about their bodies?
My bf likes to be involved too. He really likes my boobs and likes to grab them to squeeze them together and move them how he wants
If she’s happy with this lifestyle then this is her choice, and you won’t get her to change for you. You’d be better off just trying to move on rather than waste your time chasing someone who has made it clear she doesn’t want you. Not to be harsh about it, but anything else will end with you getting hurt
She isn't happy with her lifestyle, she often gets attached to the guys she fucks and gets really hurt when they just want sex.
She’s not stupid anon, she knows what she’s doing and how it’s affecting her. It sucks that keeps happening to her but if she’s fucking around with these guys anyway then that’s her choice, and nothing you can help her with
Inserting yourself when you know you have feelings for her is only going to waste your time for an outcome that you already know. Eventually after enough hookups she’ll find a guy she can settle for and end up with him, and you’ll be hurt for nothing. Prioritize yourself
Why did God make me flat with the body of a prepubescent boy, without even an ass to make up for it? Is this how short men feel? How do I keep going when I lack the body parts that men love so much?
We like your feet
im sorry plank-chan, maybe you can find a nice pedo-kun to love you
Convert to a religion that believes in reincarnation, then have a nice day
Do you have a flat tummy and/or long legs? There still might be hope for you.
Sure, but I just feel like a giraffe. I don’t want to be someone’s niche fetish. I want to be sexy and womanly.
I’ll try. I’ve let my dumb irrational fear of getting “too muscular” stop me for too long.
Sorry anon, I wasn’t trying to target you or anything. I know I should count my blessings. It’s true that I do feel like I get to choose when to be elegant and classy, but I can’t help having moments of jealousy for curvier women, even as an adult. Neither of us can look like anything but how our bodies turned out. I’m sure you have your problems too.
>I want to be sexy and womanly.
You are! Just a different type of sexy and womanly.
I wasn’t trying to insult you or shame you for how you feel, I take no offense to anything you said. Every woman on earth has moments of insecurity
I just wanted to reassure you that women with your body type make a lot of others envious as well. You deserve to feel beautiful the way that you are
One of the biggest things for me too is feeling obligated to wear form fitting clothes that I’m not always comfortable in, because the alternative is something baggy that because of my boobs pushing the fabric out I feel like makes me look so huge
Kinda hard to ever feel *beautiful* specifically, I feel like that’s a word reserved for really slender women
You're right anon, and thank you for the kind words. It feels scummy to be glad that other women are jealous of me too, but hey, I'll take it. And I do look damn good in a dress.
I hadn't thought about it before, but words like elegant and classy really are aimed more at women like me, huh? And clothes shopping must be a nightmare for you. You deserve more than to be dismissed as a bimbo or eye candy.
Thank you again. We're all gonna make it, sis. We're all beautiful in our own way.
Have you ever skipped a social outing because you just didn’t feel up to putting your boobs on display? I know I have.
In my adult years I haven’t felt so bad about it but as a teen? Oof
I used to constantly buy plain black tees to wear under dresses or tanktops so that not an inch of my chest could be seen. I cringe at old pictures of myself because the same set of black shirts so up so often and they looked horrible
Congrats anon! Good for you
nta but I’ve had to regain the confidence to do it since covid. I got too used to wearing oversized sweaters on Zoom calls, but that’s not good enough for in-person meetings.
fat titssss
why hide them!??
You guys just look extra stupid when you say this after several posts explaining why we hide them.
that's obviously a homosexual kid or something couldn't you tell by the cringe meme?
I actually like to see skinny body type girls. It's nothing sexual. Being skinny makes you a great athlete. Big boobs and ass restrict your movement.
>Is this how short men feel
nope, because I like small boobies.
If you are slim and tallish like an elf that's aesthetic.
do squats for an ass
This, gonna have to earn an ass the hard way
>Is this how short men feel?
No, because men will still date flatties and some men even prefer it, while women will never date short men
>women will never date short men
You’re wrong
No
How rich are you?
>How rich are you?
I was just openly racist
>no
Yes
3 of my gf's were younger and taller than me
Hey man at least you have manlet romance anime to dull the pain
Getting him off with my thighs.
god that's hot
can you actually?
that's hot
Yeah, but I don’t take all the credit, since he’s a huge leg guy. He’s halfway there just from seeing me pantsless.
Damnn
Women make me happy. They are so cute and sexy. Literally built for me.
>Literally built for me
are you BBC?
is this what French robots look like? I would tbh
I admire your diverse tastes lel
(I'm not really frail or very skinny but I should used to exercise a lot more, I blame the internet)
How do I practice being friendlier / smiling more and being nicer to strangers?
I have a lot of social anxiety and also look like a stoic piece of rock (I’m a man) but I don’t want to. I want to be more friendly and social. But usually I just shut down and I think I look very unapproachable and mean
sometimes it's just nice to give a smile to a cashier or someone that bumped into you for that quick interaction, i think that if you do that enough then you'll get used to being a little bit more approachable to other people
in terms of being nicer to other people then there are a lot of paths that you can take but i generally recommend just keeping in mind that everyone around you just wants to be happy and have a nice day and such
shit advice sorry
Make a conscious effort to look at people when passing by. You don’t have to outright smile every time but a soft smile of acknowledgment is nice. You can make it quick. I had to learn how to look people in the eye before I felt comfortable smiling. Once I did that I did a little smile and people would smile back when I passed by. It was a really quick glance but it makes you seem friendly. Just don’t stare for too long. I haven’t learned how to greet people while walking pst them yet so good luck with that.
Women, do you like the body builder physique?
It’s not ideal but I have nothing against it
should i tell my brother happy fathers day? or is that gay? what if the kid isnt due till next month?
If he’s a father or even a father-to-be, then you should
Why do you need advice on how to talk to your brother? Surely you'd know him better than we do.
I always pretend to be nicer, happier and more talkative than I actually want to be in hopes of people liking me. The funny thing is that it never really works. People stop liking me after knowing me for a while.
Should I just be 100% myself without regard for how it'll make others feel? Will doing this make people like me more? Could it make me happier?
As a guy how exactly am I supposed to act to get people to just fuck off?
perpetual resting bitch face
dont smile when you talk
No I mean how can I get girls who are attracted to me to fuck off and die? Like, I just don't feel like ever trying when I'm expected to initate everything because I have a dick.
>how can I get girls who are attracted to me to fuck off
take your meds and the hallucinations will disappear
just emit "the aura" and people will leave you alone.
Tell them you’re a big Danganronpa fan
Yeah that works if they know what danganronpa is
They just bow their head and say, "sorry!"
>be me
>just looked pissed off and stressed whenever i was in busy public spaces
>seas of people would part out of my way in Times Square as if I was Moses
Looking pissed off is the only way to move quickly in a city.
the milf i had a crush on but had a falling out with is probably riding her ex husband right now. how to cope?
Good
Why is every thing about sex now?
>now
Welcome new friend.
To make lonely virgin boys suffer
It always was, it's just that subtly is no longer necessary.
It's the number one activity men and women do together
Do girls think programmers are hot?
Only if they don't post anime
luckily cirno isnt anime bitch
what language ma'am
ty
wdym
i think we're gonna learn python and javascript?
bro what
>luckily cirno isnt anime bitch
the girls cant tell the difference
yes. i will do a programming course next year. cant wait to thirst after all the boys 🙂
Yes
They can be. It’s their attitude that’s the problem.
The snobby "I know everything attitude?"
That’s a big part of it. Also they’re likely to casually hate women.
They are very easy to worship/hate when you never actually see one outside of the subway. But I know my femcel frens are good people.
Well, good on you for having a brain then.
How can i get a girl to like me if basically all my traits are considered unattractive?
You can't, time to hit the gym to change that
Are there girls who are not interested in sex? Who are either asexual or capable of living without intercourse.
This is a rhetorical question.
Yeah, my girlfriend!!
(For real though)
You are lucky. Asexual will truly love you, won't cheat on you but is still open to pleasuring you.
Yes, but they’re an endangered species because they’re often beaten or killed by men who can’t live without intercourse.
Asexuality isn't real
You think?
Okay genius, then why am I still a virgin?
It's real but the percentage of genuine asexuals is EXTREMELY small.
Being unable to find a partner isn't the same as having no desire to have a partner.
>Being unable to find a partner isn't the same as having no desire to have a partner.
I don't have any desire for a partner. I'm not memeing
just admit you're afraid of sex and find someone who understands
every asexual I've met likes the IDEA of sex but not sex itself
Asexuals will say the most horny kinky shit on earth and then be like "but I'd never do that"
Asexuality is just a cope for failed intimacy
that may or may not be true but every asexual I've met was also really nice to me so I'm not gonna be mean to them
I always treat everyone who shows me any kindness like trash hoping one day s I meone will just slap me in the face.
I just remembered one time I was really mean to an asexual though and I said "that's a cope for being a loser damn that was mean of me
Are you a masochist?
>Are you a masochist?
Yeah, that's why God gave me his most nonsensical role where I could have any girl I wanted if I wasn't fucking crazy.
Why is intimacy connected to sexuality? You can be intimate with someone without being physical with them at all.
I think you're confused. If you're not touching someone physically then you're not really there at all.
I can have deep connections and feelings with somebody and we can mutually understand each other even if we are not touching.
In lack of true intimacy you can convince yourself you've always had it
But it's like a baby grown on a bottle
You need the warmth and intimacy to feel alive, if you've never felt it you won't understand
I have a female friend who is a major slut. She's told me she fucks a new guy almost every weekend.
I'm in love with her and want to save her from this lifestyle.
Any advice for helping her? When I confessed that I loved her she rejected me saying that I deserve better than her, but I still want her.
Accept her and be everything she needs until she doesn't want to lose you. Then directly prompt her to change rather than manipulate her.
Pfffhahah
>She’s a slut but I love her! She rejected me but I want her! She just needs my help!
When I confessed to her she said she loved me too much to hurt me by dating me. She admitted the feelings were mutual. This isn't some cuck situation where she doesn't care for me back.
It sounds like she's beyond help imo. Best to cut and run for your own sake.
>she rejected me saying that I deserve better than her
There's your possible opening if you're foolish enough to keep pursuing her. Tell her she's wrong to think that, be persistent and she may give you a chance until she inevitably cucks you.
Is it more impressive or disgusting that a man managed to make a thread that got pruned off of /trash/?
Truly inspiring
KEK
This is one of the events of atoga history.
Holy kek.
in the next one Plank-Chan can be used as a weapon
It wasn't pruned. /trash/ doesn't have an archive so once it drops off page 10 the thread is automatically deleted.
I have no interest in women outside of sex
How do I even talk to girls when I can't look in the mirror without wanting to vomit
How does hugging and snuggeling together compare to sex for women?
Sex and cuddling should be happening for maximum happiness and intimacy
It’s over
It's over
It’s over
hi atoga
how are you
Staying in my lane, comfy and staying hydrated
glad to hear that anon, remember to take care of yourself and drink water
I'm good homosexual, feeling a little crappy rn over some stuff that happened this week but it's whatever, gonna sleep it off
Men how big is your penis actually? I heard the average is supposed to be 5.5 inches but ive never seen one that size or smaller. Did i just get lucky or is that a fake number. For reference ive only been with white guys and native guys
About 7.5" but it doesn't make masturbation feel better
6.1" length, 5.1" girth. I hope that is alright
6'' length, 4.5'' girth
it is what it is, nothing I can do at this point.
I am 5.5, 6 girth ive only had sex with one girl and she didnt mind the size
I feel like i have the smallest cock in existence everyone is apparently 6+
5.5" length 4.75" girth
7" when I measured but fapping to hentai is the same regardless
6.5/5
too small for women but oh well
I've never measured
It's longer than 5 inches and shorter than 6
Fellow men...
This Tuesday is... is...
...
...International Penis Inspection Day...
...This OP pic is a meme, right?
Men whats your favorite sex position?
The one where I just cuddle in bed and don't actually have sex
Missionary followed by doggy
I'd imagine cowgirl, and at some point I'd kinda want to sit up and hug her
Prone bone because I can choke her then easily, then doggy because I can cum 3 times that way without getting soft
both genders
what's the weirdest thing a girl sexually did to you?
Met a girl on tinder who told me she was submissive, we banged and she dommed the fuck outta me
I've only had one serious gf but she would usually tickle me when she was horny
foids use tickling as a test to determine their bf's resilience, stay strong bros
She asked me on our second date to eat out my ass while jerking off and in the past 1.5 year there has been barely any day we didn't do this, the only bad thing is that I have to shave my asshole too.
I'll tell u what im trying to do to a guy. He keeps saying my bjs are amazing. Its a little annoying he doesnt tell me any preferences, just says he likes whatever I do.
I've started to give little kisses and licks to his tummy during my bj sessions. Hes ticklish around there. Idk if itll work but i kinda want to "ruin" him for the next girl. Get him turned on by the tummy love so he requests it in the future. But if we stay together its still a win. Just an extra thing for him to enjoy.
>moid unable to believe that simply just getting your dick sucked is enjoyable
I'm used to men wanting it in a specific way. Isn't this how it works? You tell me how you like it and I do my best?
Unless my exes were just weirdly particular.
i mean if he's not experienced he may not even know what he wants
Lol this is so sad, you literally have a guy's cock in your mouth and think about breaking up, cheap cumbrain whore
It's not like I actively think about him with another girl during the act.
May be sad but idk. Isn't it to be expected when you're damaged goods that relationships won't last?
He's a great guy. He's gonna realize he can do better.
Then maybe stop being a whore and try becoming a better human?
Trying. But still need that male validation.
Male
Back in middle school a girl asked if she could touch my beard stubble. I allowed it.
I think she became a lesbian later.
I want a monster dong
I am happy with my slightly above average dong. Has never let me down.
What for? Past a certain point it's, well, pointless.
I want a dong so big, I can slap people with it from across the table
That sounds horrible. You'd have to carry it around with a wheelbarrow. It'd get old after like 5 minutes.
Vaginal depth caps out at like 7 inches, on the high end, if you're very generous with measurements. Plenty are 1-3 inches less. Just because someone buys a big toy doesn't mean they can fit the whole thing.
it'd be an uber grower, not a shower
my monster dong would violate the laws of reality
>tfw major grower and not show-er
>can't go to nude beaches or just flop it around since its small when not erect
>cant just walk around nude at full mast since thats too weird
I suffer
Kys
>Vaginal depth caps out at like 7 inches, on the high end, if you're very generous with measurements. Plenty are 1-3 inches less.
I find that hard to believe, I'm pretty sure most 6 inch guys aren't punching cervixes
>Just because someone buys a big toy doesn't mean they can fit the whole thing.
So why not just buy a proper sized one then
Stores literally report the kind of dildos girls buy
> I find that hard to believe, I'm pretty sure most 6 inch guys aren't punching cervixes
They’re not, because they’re being careful. Bigger guys can’t just jackhammer away without a care. That really is a #bigdickproblem.
>I'm pretty sure most 6 inch guys aren't punching cervixes
6 inches for guys is pretty notably above average already, about 77th percentile. I'd wager the only reason they don't is because they don't go all the way to the hilt.
>So why not just buy a proper sized one then
There could be a thousand reasons. It feels naughtier, it simulates the experience if they ever get with a way-too-big guy, it lets them experiment with their limits, etc.
I refuse to believe a mere 6 inches is enough for a guy to have to be careful and not pound away
The G-spot is only about halfway up the vagina, everything past that is basically pointless
There's a different between pointless and risking hurting the girl though
I just don't believe it. 6 inches isn't that spectacular even if it's in the upper percentile. Pretty sure I've seen girls get jackhammered by them on the regular.
>Pretty sure I've seen girls get jackhammered by them on the regular
See, you're mistaking porn for reality here.
Yeah it's porn, but they're still real women getting penetrated
But not average women. It's literally their job, of course they're good at it. They go in with optimal arousal, copious amounts of lube, and the best possible positions. Porn also loves to use camera angles to make dicks look bigger than they are.
Not for their own pleasure you absolute retard. Theyre being paid, its a job, their real life non paid sex is vastly different. Porn has ruined modern men.
Women legit talk about being size queens who don’t like sub 6 inch ducks all the time
That's a vocal minority, most of which haven't actually tried dicks of that size, or got lied to about how big a guy was.
You are one of the only sane and valuable men here
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The sanity is debatable, but thank you.
> Porn has ruined modern men.
I wonder why so much of it is available for free.
>Not for their own pleasure you absolute retard.
Just because it's not for their pleasure doesn't change the fact they're not screaming in pain
People don’t scream in pain for root canals, but you don’t see them lining up to get one every day
If getting your cervix hit hurts as much as women act like it does I don't think most porn stars are good enough actors to no sell it
Women have periods every month, anon. They're masters at acting like they're not in pain.
>They're masters at acting like they're not in pain
oh, so they're just like cats!
Then you're underestimating how much an inch, even half an inch, can make a difference.
I'm about six and some change, and even I've had trouble with some girls before. One wasn't a virgin but apparently had very small bfs, and she was surprised by the size. The first time we had sex, she had trouble taking it, and we had to stop because it was too much for her. She had less trouble on subsequent encounters. She was also a very petite girl, about 5'0".
My most recent gf had trouble with it too sometimes, if I didn't spend enough time going down on her first. A nice, sloppy wet orgasm from a tongue usually makes it slide right in.
>Stores literally report the kind of dildos girls buy
How often is a jumbo bought?
Women own 8 inch dildos, I'm pretty sure they can take a lot more than they act like they can
Porn isn’t reality
I'm talking about shit women actually buy my friend
No normal woman has porn sized dildos. That is an unrealistic and porn brain size.
They’re novelties and gag gifts. Not even our resident femcoomer actually uses them, she just puts them on display.
yeah, reality is reality, and reality is that dildos are huge
What do you think is more important to women?
>Height
>Size
>Chin
>Balding/full hair
how long are you going to keep asking dumb questions here
T. Manlet, dicklet, Chinlet, hairlet
How can I distinguish a girl being kind from one who likes me
How do I calm the fuck down about waiting for her to respond to my messages?
I am have a mini panic attack
Just take a nap bro
I can’t sleep I’m hoping she messages me back soon I’m so stressed and anxious I really like this girl but I can’t escape the feeling she will ghost and abandon me
Women. I'm sorry I've been late today.
What did you do that made you feel cute today?
Cry
I don’t know if this counts because it wasn’t me that made me feel cute, it was someone else
But I texted my mom’s boyfriend’s dad happy Father’s Day today and he told me I could call him grandpa and said we should go out for lunch soon. After not having alive grandparents in 15 years or so it was a really cute moment to me and totally made my day
your mom
See what happens when you’re late? Our girls are feeling bad about their bodies.
Guy I have a crush on at work paid extra attention to me today. Strange because we weren't evem on the same team. We formed a bigger group on our last task so his team came to help. It was nice talking to him. I made him laugh.
Also learned today that he's normally kinda grumpy. Can be very quiet and in his head. So it made me feel a little good that he and I are a little goofy when we talk. Doesn't exactly made me feel cute, but it did make me feel good. :>
I hit my milestone of losing 20 pounds, feeling good
Well I've decided on my next plans. I've spent more money on cosplay outfits so I can look nice and just stare at girls and ignore them. Have reservations at most of the cons in America for the next two months planned.
Women how do I make myself as unapproachable as possible while having perfect hygiene, etc. Because I'm not going to debase myself by looking bad. Just have a stone cold bitch face?
Honestly, it makes me feel sick that flat girls might be answering questions here.
What good is an answer from women who don’t look like women?
Is it true that it's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all?
I actually have a big dick but women usually don’t believe you when you say that and it doesn’t help me get dates. Legit 7 inch dick virgin, this shit sucks
That’s because literally every man brags about it, so blame your virgin brothers
Don't brag about it anon, that's tacky. You need to learn to radiate subtle confidence without outright saying it. That is our greatest strength.
My girlfriend was a slut in college and she said that a big cock is only good if he knows how to use it, as other anons have said, it makes a lot of positions painful.
She had one hung ex who gave her the best sex of her life, but for a hook-up, a giant dick was usually a negative.
> She had one hung ex who gave her the best sex of her life
Did she tell you it was better than anything you could ever give her?
I asked her to be brutally honest, and she was. I'm improving my skills and plan on getting better, someday I'll win!
get your t levels checked
So like where do I go as a guy to get honest feedback on whether I'm good looking
Like I don't even try to talk to girls because I'm pretty sure I'm ugly but people tell me I'm not
Wow, this OP image has absolutely ruined this thread.
Would you ever get an arranged marriage and why or why not?
Isn't that up to whoever is arranging the marriage? The whole point is that the woman's opinion doesn't matter
I mean let's just say you could marry someone you don't know but you don't have to worry about finding someone on your own terms, you can decide no if you want
Hmm. It's a no right now, but ask me again in a few years and my answer might be different
No because if I hate their personality and they’re extremely unattractive I’ll kill myself
>your gender
>why are you here?
F. Masturbation fuel.
Have you found any?
Tons, I have a folder of screenshots.
What possible masturbation fuel would there even be from here?
F
I feel like I failed my little brother as a role model, so now I answer questions here as penance
F here. why do I have such hang ups about sex. I am never that enthusiastic about it, I never feel fully immersed in it, I feel like I shouldn't be doing it, afterwards I feel like it was empty nothingness and a waste of time. I do get horny and I like to be touched but that's it. I sometimes feel pain during but not always. And I feel like I mostly do it because the guy wants to, like that is what they want and they wouldn't talk to me otherwise.
Do you masturbate?
Sometimes, it is enjoyable
I only sleep with long term boyfriends. I have had very few, I reject tons of guys on a regular basis. Don't project your incel rage on me, it's embarassing for you
You are letting guys use your body because they will leave you if you don't. You are a slut dependent on men.
So if I have a 6.5 inch cock is that "big"?
Can I call it big?
Will a girl look at it and think "wow it's big"?
Yes
Yes
Yes, she might even be nervous about it
The duality of /atoga/
>So if I have a 6.5 inch cock is that "big"?
No
>Can I call it big?
No one can stop you
>Will a girl look at it and think "wow it's big"?
No. If she's been to college she's certainly taken bigger before.
This thread is making me insecure about my what I thought was an average sized dick
I also lied about it being average 🙁
How big is it actually? The average is anywhere between 5.5"-6.5" is that helps.
It’s the same shy, insecure, virgin, short, average sized dick men that come here every day and go
>women hate shy men
>women want insecure men to die
>women despise virgins
>women don’t even care about short guys
>an average size dick will never satisfy a woman
I don’t know why they do it, maybe they got off on degrading themselves? But you’re fine anon I promise
>women despise virgins
this one is true though
I PRETEND to be a virgin whenever I enter a new relationship. The girls LOVE it. This isn't true at all.
>I PRETEND to be a virgin whenever I enter a new relationship
this has to be the most unrealistic counter i've seen to "girls don't like virgins"
like why the fuck would you even do that
>I PRETEND to be a virgin whenever I enter a new relationship
You fucking slut. You disgust me
It’s a shame none of you know how funny it is when you say this to me specifically
Blaming all your problems on things you cannot change rather than things about yourself you can improve is for bitches
Stop acting like a bitch and work on yourself
>It’s a shame none of you know how funny it is when you say this to me specifically
why?
maybe not in general but in terms of relationship potential yes
I’ve got a virgin kink
Based virgin hunter
The average person doesn't truly despise anybody. Stop projecting your hatefulness onto others.
>I don’t know why they do it, maybe they got off on degrading themselves
well I'm most of these and no woman lvoes me so yeah
>it must be because women hate millions of people, not because I'm an awful person
Don’t worry all of these people are severely insecure
Most women aren’t size queens and if they are then they are LARPing
7 inches hit the cervix which is painful less than 7 is ideal
How do I overcome the absurd juxtaposition of wanting a meaningful relationship with someone where we're the only two people who have had sex with each other and the reality where there's absolutely no reason for any girl to want that.
Girls, is 5inches of girth too small for a penis?
I have absolutely no mental concept of what that even looks like, so I'll say yes just because these questions annoy me
guys: where do you like a girls hands most when youre kissing?
aside from ur crotch
on my face
on my chest
My throat
Being willingly touched anywhere on my body by a woman would feel good
Running up and down my legs
My hip, back, hair, or side of my neck.
i enjoy the shoulders or arms it really depends where we are , in bed on the couch standing up in the kitchen/ bathroom
No preference.
why answer then when they are asking where you DO like them.
are you retarded?
When you understand why you responded to me, you will understand why I responded to the question.
cant even answer a simple question twice in one thread wow you actually are retarded
k
Women is 5" length too short?
>yes, i will continue to ask penis questions to annoy women here
Women could literally never understand how insecure and anxious men can feel about everything related to them
Amen brother. At least we have to bros to understand.
I ask questions here to try and understand it the best I can.
Can you use an object for reference? I don't know how long 5" is
All balls are gross
I don't know what those look like
Following the curvature of the earth
but if we say beef curtains are gross everyone loses their mind
It's probably because they're totally different things
ok arbie's
Idgi
>they're totally different things
How?
>Can you use an object for reference? I don't know how long 5" is
No way a bic pen is only 5 inches
women, are saggy balls gross?
What could this even possibly look like????
Balls get saggy? Are they to your knees?
Did you really not know balls get saggy? Lmao
>Are they to your knees?
Not that far
No how would I have ever discovered this?
Is it like boobs and old age or is it like that always?
I think to a certain degree it does get more saggy as we get older?
But balls go from tight to saggy all the time. Sperm needs to be cool. So when its a hot day, balls tend to sag in order to cool down
Thank you anon, this is the first new thing I've learned from /atoga/
Lol you're welcome
Sitting on my balls fucking sucks, but luckily thats only happened a hand ful of times.
>slip into my ass
No fucking way that actually happened kek
>Can you feel them when they go in and out?
They don't go "in and out" per se. Not in its normal function anyway. The skin just tightens and holds it closer to our bodies. But yes, we can feel when they go from tight to saggy
>What do you do when they’re hanging super low?
It feels weird and vulnerable to be quite honest. Cause they kind of swing around. I usually pull my boxers up a little so they dont swing too much
>But yes, we can feel when they go from tight to saggy
Is it ever painful or cringe feeling?
> feels weird and vulnerable
That sounds horrible
>Is it ever painful or cringe feeling?
Nope. Its just kind of there. Like if i go into a cold pool, i can feel the skin tighten. But it's not a very remarkable feeling
>That sounds horrible
its not that bad? I just feels like it can easily be damage in that state lol. Like the other anon mentioned, thats how some guys end up sitting on their balls by accident. Stuff like that
This is all very shocking and hard to imagine thank you
Lol i never really thought about it that much, but i guess it must be strange for women to find out our balls move around on their own.
It's incredibly strange. They're like two little fish tanks full of sperm swimming around.
Lol so did you all just think they were just static all the time or what?
>Can you retract them at will? That sounds so funny
Hmmm, i dont think so. I can't at least lol. For the most part they move on their own. We can move dicks to a certain extent tho
Yes
Can you retract them at will? That sounds so funny
You can flex a muscle to retract them a bit but not to the same extent and only as long as you hold the flex
>balls tend to sag
I hate when I accidentally sit on my saggy scrotum and my balls slip into my ass
Men genitals seem severely inconvenient
Our balls don't go into our ass that anon is exaggerating
It sucks when your nuts get stuck in your waistband though
It's literally their glowing weak point if men were a videogame boss
That sounds so odd
Can you feel them when they go in and out?
How far do your balls absorb into you?
What do you do when they’re hanging super low?
>Can you feel them when they go in and out?
The actual movement isn't super noticeable unless you're paying attention but you can notice the change in position
>How far do your balls absorb into you?
Not at all, they're not supposed to after they drop. Up to around the base of the cock at the max?
>What do you do when they’re hanging super low?
Cope
Also another thing to note is that guys' balls can retract when they're about to cum though it's not always consistent
nta but I didn't. How would I? Nobody really chronicles the position of their balls over time
I fucking hate women but I love them
women, are circumcision scars gross?
I don’t know what they look like
I just can't feel satisfied talking to girls irl. Why can't a find a girl to look at me with hate and contempt and tell me to kill myself? Why don't girls understand my love language?
women which direction of curve is best on dicks?
Left
Slightly upwards or downwards.
Mostly positive affirmations and guys saying that they'd want to do things with me.
When anons said women get turned on by words, I thought they meant intentionally sexy ones, not dumb posts here from coomers
Everyone likes different shit.
I'd rather not give specifics or it'd make them less special, you understand.
>I'd rather not give specifics or it'd make them less special, you understand.
No, I really don't understand and nobody else seems to either it seems.
I think I understand that you're a very lonely person who has to come here to bait anons into saying "nice ass" so you can spend 6 hours getting off to it over the weekend
That's pretty rude.
That's just what I understand from what you've said, so you're not painting a very flattering picture of yourself, sorry
is it wrong though?
>Mostly positive affirmations and guys saying that they'd want to do things with me.
Such as? I'm curious what you posted and what responses you got.
Women get turned on by words but not coomer posts, stuff like erotic fiction is where it's at.
I fucked up shaving my beard not even 12 hours before the first date. I'm considering pushing back the date just so my beard can fix itself a little bit by that time.
I'm overthinking it right?
depends have they ever seen you with out one?
No
Please tell me I didn't fuck up the cheek line that bad, I tried to clean it up now it looks way too low and stupid
Man your pic has almost the exact facial hair as my own.
Yeah you shaved too much but you’re attractive enough to pull it off just don’t make it super obvious
I like the facial hair here.
a trim and shaving your face is completely different.
but just go on the date pushing back would be lame and make you seem like a flake.
How did you fuck it up?
Everyone, are you a swimmer? State your gender.
Swimmer friends (state your gender), help me win this gym's swimming competition.
The rules are simple: swim as much as you can for 20 minutes. The coach will count the distance. You can go all 5 days, but only 3 will count (in that case, your best 3 will count).
Bump
How's it going?
oh wow what a cool addition to this thread fucking name fags need to kill themselves asap honestly the biggest wastes of space on this website
I'm actually a tripfag.
Guys would you make a mid/plain girl your gf?
Yes.
Yes. Fucking love plain girls.
Exclusively.
Attractive women are practically worthless in relationships these days.
I don't understand your Tumblr labels
A "mid" girl is just a girl who's not super high tier, but her looks are just okay or acceptable.
I'm a 2 so why would I reject an "average" girl?
Yes
Yes. Mostly because i have to keep my standards down anyways. But they can be cute
I would accept anyone at or above my level
As I am a mere 9/10 I cannot accept any girl who is not at least 9/10
I will not cure my mental illness if a girl cannot love me while knowing I'm a vain narcissistic psychopath she doesn't really love me
post a toonme or your ugly and a minority
also no girl will love you if you post anime
Look man I am anime alright n-word girls who don't like anime can pop some cyandie for all I care
Guys when is it a good time to have sex in a relationship for you personally?
do you mean for the first time or just having sex in general
Girls just aren't worth it, are they?
Wish I was gay but I can't stand male bodies
Never been in a relationship, so I can't tell you from experience, but what is really sad is that I've never seen a relationship that I wish I had.
Every relationship is riddled with issues, and the people are stuck because they're emotionally locked into each other after being together for so long.
So to answer your question, I think girls can be worth it, but you would have to be very strong with your standards and not fall into the trap of being comfortable in a relationship with someone that isn't perfect for you.
do girls like engineers?
Actual engineers that build bridges? Yes
Computer "engineers"? Fuck no
computerbros...its over....
should I even bother messaging her anymore? Did I fuck this up?
>4 exclamation marks
its over
Tell me that underlining "next Sunday" is something automatic and you didn't do it on purpose
It's the phone automatically recognizing it so you can tap it and add it to your calendar, it's fine
Automatic thing iOS dies w/ dates
She uses 4/5 exclamation points a ton
if you werent poor you would know it does that automatically
that post was a joke, ive never sat on my balls but apparently guys have that problem
Christ I’m so confused
Would it be convenient if a product was made that taped your balls to a part of your body so it’s not just getting everywhere?
no. unless you have the scrotum of a 70 year old in the Sahara, your balls shouldnt be a problem
dont hate the player hate the game. the iphone is the most popular phone and everyone prefers blue texts over green. specifically girls. Dont hate the player hate the game.
Also I'm richer than you, and knowing you have an android, I get more girls than you.
oh its poor AND stupid.
See
>Would it be convenient if a product was made that taped your balls to a part of your body so it’s not just getting everywhere?
literally why i prefer briefs to boxers lmao
nta, buying apple is the worst thing you can do anon i just brought a galaxy s22 ultra can you afford that? or are you a homosexual that has to go on a payment plan?
>spending $1300 on a Samsung
better phone then any iphone on the market.
is this you trying to cope because you spent money you didnt have so you could have blue text boxes ? lol lmao even
>lol lmao even
where is this idea that I cant pay for a 400 dollar phone in cash coming from?
it seems like your having buyers remorse for spending almost a grand more than me
projecting this hard, ooft thats embrassing.
you got snarky because i spent more then a grand then you not the other way around lmfao
why does people spending money trigger you so much?
>android
>reddit spacing
lmaoing at your life
imagine caring about how someone spaces out there comment
go touch grass brother.
I don't even have an iPhone and use a Pixel 5, it's just that you just sound like a seething insecure retard that has Apple living rent free in your head.
People have iPhones, who cares.
>calling others poor and trying to flex
Sounds like you're the poorfag here anon, only poor people do this.
did you read the whole chain of comments or are you another iphone homosexual?
someone asked a simple question and they replied by being a cunt about it.
>everyone that calls me a dumbass is an iphone user
i will pray you get well soon anon
cant even answer a simple question you retard thanks for praying for me anyway
based, appletards will never learn
No and yes.
you've lost her at this point. your best bet is to flat out ignore her and never text her again. unless she texts you of course, but you should take a long time to respond
Women: can you feel much of a difference between a guy cumming in your vagina vs your ass?
The act of cumming is barely noticeable.
Yes, and I don't feel the cumming much, but more the movements. And I mostly feel those because my vagina contracts around them, so we move in tandem.
No I think that's just her fetish.
Girls, have you ever aimed a guy's piss before? Have you wanted to?
My gf asked to do it today and I didn't think it was something girls actually thought about
and then everyone clapped
Aksjdjdjr my ex would Never let me hold his dick as he peed. I completely forgot I wanted to do that. I'll ask bf if I can do that next time I see him.
Some girls do lol. Dicks are fascinating.
How the fuck is that even supposed to work though? If a girl holds my dick, i'm going to get a boner and its gonna be difficult to pee
What is it about my face that makes it ugly?
Did someone dump a bucket of water on your head?
Gasoline actually
is that meant to be a joke?
Of course not I style my hair with gasoline
awful haircut
feminine lips
you look like alexander the great with wider eyes
Girls, do you think I'm attractive?
You look like a serial killer, so yes
do girls actually have 5 different holes?
Ears, nose, mouth, vagina, urethra, anus?
sex hole, pee hole, baby hole, poop hole and mouth hole
isnt the sex hole and the baby hole the same hole?
are you actually retarded? why would you stick your dick in the babyhole......
I want all those holes filled, I think.
thats kinda of gross t b h tbh
I'm gross, so it's fitting.
what are you gonna fill those holes with...
Plastic, like usual.
cheese
>ears
>nostrils
>mouth
That’s five right there
Nostrils do NOT count as separate holes
>avatarfagging as the seething womanlet
>not as the based sigma male
Girls, would you enviously call her Barbie?
She is tall, blonde with blue as fuck eyes.
Isn’t Barbie supposed to be attractive?
Hm, maybe, her facial structure isn't exactly Barbie-ish and she's a darker blonde
She is very pretty but I would call Margot Robbie a Barbie type
Idk if I want her or if I want to be her
We only have one more than men do
so I'm guessing the sex hole and baby hole are the same? gross
Another question related to
How do I reveal my preference for "Barbies" without my family getting mad?
Maybe that screenshot isn't doing her justice... Or you have shit taste.
I fap to her, btw.
That's beside the point. I think my mom referred to her Barbie as an insult.
>Idk if I want her or if I want to be her
Why not both?
To me a “Barbie” insult means big boobs and much brighter blonde hair, so it wouldn’t fit if you ask me
And why would they get mad at your preference? The next time your mom says it, just chuckle and say you actually like Barbies
Is it that simple?
>How do I reveal my preference for "Barbies"
Why are you telling your family your taste in girls? Just bring a Barbie home if you start dating one.
Do women get anything sexually out of balls though?
yes, when i put my balls in her cooter
It is the middle of the night/very early morning for me and I just went for a walk to clear my head from my work and it was going to just be up and down my street which I sometimes do at this hour since my area is safe. Then this man was following me and I didn't bring my phone (stupid I know) so I started running because I was scared and then he started running too and shouting at me and I got home but he is still sitting on the bench across the street from my building and I'm scared now that I'm going to see him again.
Is there anything I can do to not be paranoid he is going to be out there every time I go out now?
Yeah, you can call the cops
I feel like they couldn't do anything though except make him go away for now
If this isn’t bait then I’m sorry this happened to you anonnette, sounds scary. Just take a knife or mace with you when you go out until the fear from this wears off.
If I wanted to post bait for some reason I would have made it way more interesting
But not a bad idea, looking up pepper spray on Amazon right now lol
>homosexuals that care about brand name phones so they can flex like homosexuals
I buy any cheap phone that can text and call
i usually go with oppo tbh pretty good phone the last two ive had lasted longer then almost any other phone ive had i think the 2nd none oppo to last was a samsung s5
>friend bought a brand new Oppo from a brick and mortar store
>it had pictures of some Indian guy and his family in it
He hasn't touched Oppo since then, it was so fucking weird and we can only guess it was somehow used and then factory sealed again. Maybe Oppos are made in India now or something.
>the incels are arguing about tech shit again
have these threads gotten worse lately or are you people just boring to me now?
I think its the lack of namefags. Looks like they're a necessary evil
I'm still here, I just enjoy reading, mostly.
i fucking hate you
And I love you, my brother.
I typically stop posting when people are done conversating with me.
How bout you save everyone time and just not post in the first place?
There are other posters here in addition to yourself, whom I conversate with.
What you dislike, others like.
No one likes you
Okay anon, you have a good night.
Stop posting then.
did they get banned?
I had no idea they could get banned for namefagging
Not at all
>Not at all
My willpower alone is enough that the sensitivity of my penis is meaningless. If I want to do something I do it. I just never want to do anything. Life is futile.
Worse: they stopped posting tits
but they we’re posting ass earlier
I still haven’t seen any proof of that
link?
I have a screenshot but I don’t want to catch a ban, can guarantee it’d be underwhelming anyway
just link the 4plebs post
it’s a deleted imgur link
https://archive.4plebs.org/adv/thread/26723455/#26725420
people say it was flat
so I'll pass
wtf none of it is OC just Instagram sluts
alright fuck it.
>0ass
>0tits
rip
ATOGA girls have NO ass
She cute, still would
thats a man
nah, even a guy would have a bigger ass than that
The desperation or the wanna be pedo is positively dripping off the comment
You didn't even try
I mean it's not your body it's you
Fuck it
Who dis ? Tyedye ?
Nah her ass would be way fatter
I'm a newfag, as long as we're reposting pics, post your favorite of hers
No
She isn't a regular
tyedye isn’t?
>Tyedye
who?
Tyedye is definitely fatter. I don't think this girl is a regular
>summerfag detected
>no generic thigh tattoos
the first zoomer in existence to do this, very brave!
as a dude my ass mogs her, but still would
What kind of person saves a screenshot of an image, but not the image itself?
Still, thanks though
S-Surely the dress is squishing it flatter, right?
In any case, she has great legs.
I hope she sees this bro
I don't get it, that post says the same as the rest. Why latch onto it?
>In any case, she has great legs.
Can you use your own words?
Do you need everything spelled out for you like a retard?
I just want to help you improve at communicating.
down BAD
Is it weird I want a small girl like this way more than one with a black girls ass and a tummy that isn’t flat?
not to me. keira knightley is basically my perfect looking woman, something about that sticc aesthetic is just so good
You’ll make plank-chan from earlier very happy
i made that nickname for her, only i can call her that
what about just licking it?
whats there to talk about feet? they SHOULD be talking about their armpits and how sweaty they get
Can’t I just give a boob job instead? My mouth is tiny, but my chest isn’t.
It’s a good nickname, so others using it is a compliment
Boob sweat is like having 3 extra armpits.
Really? Never thought about that.
Hot
3? Not 2?
Is this the London one who posted an imgur of her legs a while back too?
This has to be the most narcissistic comment ive read in this whole thread
>boyfriend (virgin) is loosely cut
>from way he describes it he jacks off basically without anything ever touching the head
>i give him his first handjob, stroking the whole thing
>he cums, I keep going, he starts tensing up and gasping like crazy
>tells me to stop after a few seconds, says his head is ridiculously sensitive and it's never felt like that before nor has he had as intense of an orgasm
>later he tried masturbating again while stroking the whole thing, same thing happens (so not just different because a girl did it)
Do guys have different responses to orgasms based on how they're being stimulated? Is this just a thing for guys who are circumcised? He also said it felt really tingly afterwards, which also doesn't happen when he masturbates the way he normally does.
The head is the most sensitive part. Not touching it would be like jerking off with winter gloves on.
>Do guys have different responses to orgasms based on how they're being stimulated?
Yeah, though that's not really what happened here.
>Is this just a thing for guys who are circumcised?
Dunno, as a circumcised guy I can tell you that the glans or "head" of a man's penis is incredibly sensitive, and you stimulating it post orgasm is actually ridiculously painful, which was probably why he gasped and asked you to stop.
>I can tell you that the glans or "head" of a man's penis is incredibly sensitive
I've never actually had a guy tell me this.
He said that while it gets somewhat sensitive it had never been THIS sensitive, it was a completely different feeling to how it usually was
The head just feels weird and not good to touch, plus I might get in the way of coom coming out
Fellas
Can you still slide in and out while your cumming or is your head too sensitive?
I could decapitate my own head with a katana. Does that answer your question?
women do you have any questions for virgin males?
How can I get you to stay the fuck away from me?
Don’t pay any attention to me and I’ll probably leave you alone.
Shit I dunno, C# I guess
I don’t play that game
I don’t have a waifu
Smile at me
The nicer people are to me the more I fear and avoid them
virgin bros...is it over?
it is... at least once we hit 25 it seems
why do they hate us
we didn't even do anything to them
I dont think its hate, man. Just pure apathy. We're nothing to them
Virgin boys, what is your favorite programming language?
I only know C/C++
Raiden Shogun
I dont really have a waifu
>ruin your first time with my selfishness
No clue what this means, but that doesn't sound like something that would make me think negatively of you
C
Intelligent, independent, dash of autism, comes across as 'normal' to most people
who is the hottest genshin impact girl?
Does your waifu know you're talking to 3DPD?
If I date you and ruin your first time with my selfishness, will you think back on it negatively forever?
>If I date you and ruin your first time with my selfishness
what do you mean?
I think its bold of you to assume I'd rather not blow my fucking brains out than have sex with someone who doesn't love me
And no girl is a good enough liar to convince me she loves me if I'm not her first and her last
From what I’ve heard, first times are usually awkward so I’m expecting it to go poorly anyways.
I like plain-looking girls and/or girls who like to joke around a lot, but really anyone is fine. Except for fat chicks.
What’s your type of girl? Is it so specific, or will you take anyone?
I just want to fuck myself but I'm not gay so I need a female version of myself who wants to be fucked by a male version of herself. Simple.
I dont think of it as "i'll take anyone", but its more like i have a wide vareity of things i like. For instance, i like both tall and short girls.
I can tell you what i dont want:
Someone who argues or yells a lot.
Someone who doesn't like physical affection.
Someone who's passive aggressive or refuses to tell me anything when she's mad
>no waifu
opinion discarded
3D """""women""""" make me physically ill
Thread has been kind of more obsessed with dicks than usual
It was probably the thread image
"get your t levels checked"
YOU. FUCKING. CAN'T.
You dumb fucking retard, do you expect people to go to the doctor and ask "yeah can I get my testosterone levels checked?" It's not even seen as a health risk so why the fuck would they do that? And if they're low it's not like they'll give you hormones, just "oh you're low t"
I'm sorry I just hate when people say this shit because you can't do this, have YOU ever gotten your t levels checked? Maybe you should get your brain checked cause it seems like there's water in there
low t cope
>t. water brains
get your t levels checked
Bro why you acting like a bitch? Get your t levels checked.
girls, how would you feel about a bf cumming in your food before you eat it?
If he was paying for the meal and has a healthy diet so his cum isn't putrid then sure.
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>6 months old girl baby
fall into lava
>men shouldn't approach women in public
>women refuse to ask guys out
It's like you guys want to be single or something
women want to be single so they can fuck 100's of chad's and then complain once they turn 27
They're fine with guys asking them out in public, just only the specific guy that they like.
No it's okay to approach women if they want you to. But they usually dont.
I want guys who think in absolutes like this to die.
I wish I could kill them all for you my queen
well someone has to do the approaching
That shit is literally only to weed out non-Chads
what do women think of blowjobs?
Not my thing. They feel degrading.
why? there's almost nothing guys appreciate girls doing for them more
Sex is a degrading and disgusting thing. Either do it or dont.
Fun for a while but i dont like having my head held down and after a few minutes my jaw hurts.
The whole point of imgur is that it's not saved to the LULZ archive. You guys really don't want girls to post here ever again, huh?
Yes. I dream of an all-male /atoga/.
The horror
Girls, why is it easier to get you to talk about your ass and pussy than your feet? Should the holes not be more private?
Do you mean here or in real life?
I only talk to girls here, but you can answer about both situations.
I mean nobody asks me in real life, and here it’s always just “what do you think about guys who like feet?”
Well… I think they exist. Guys like every part of me. It’s not a very thought-provoking question.
nta but yea she is a regular but never posted anything good or worthy of saving. archive dig if you want but it’ll end in disappointment.
Did that New York girl find someone? Haven't seen her in a while
She seemed like the only single female here
I don’t think she ever updated us so I assume no
Hello how are you what are we talking about tonight
femanons and their armpits, want to chime in?
I like it when mine are not hairy and I take steps for them to remain that way
I accept it. We have different strengths.
I can see the appeal in that, easier to clean via tonguebath
anon I think you have to be a licensed plastic surgeon for that
>what are we talking about tonight
lots of dick talk tonight
There was a good discussion earlier about how all women are beautiful, no matter if they’re shaped like an hourglass or an ironing board
is it normal for your gf to peruse social media when youre hanging out?
Unfortunately yes
Why are the men here so gross?
what did we do?
I’m assuming that’s plank-chan
Plank-Chan kek
Kek does she have another name here?
sorry plank-chan.
All men are gross. We just hide it better elsewhere.
Sex?
Sex
women, would you let your bf take a tissue and wipe off your boob sweat?
Sure. But in weather like this, it’ll be back in minutes.
Hard to say. I wouldn’t, but if she does, you might want to have a good explanation ready.
Under left, under right, and between. That’s a lot of skin rubbing.
Girls, I'm dating a younger woman who's only had one bf before me and is clingy/very hopeful for our future... she has an IG, and so I do but we don't know each others. If she knows mine would she get angry about the girls who follow me and I follow back? There's some pretty hot girls I've gotten IG's from IRL, some of whom I've kissed/fucked/flirted with in the past.
I don't talk to them now btw, but would it turn her off or make her jealous? I guess that part is for her to decide...
do women ever wonder what dicks/balls feel like as much as we wonder about boobs?
Idk, how much do you wonder about boobs?
a lot
>how much do you wonder about boobs?
About once a day
Not as much as boobs, no.
i hate foids but i also worship them, how do i fix this?
hi atoga
how are you
Girls
What kind of kinky stuff are you into ?
Pee play
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