ITT: Ask the opposite gender anything

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  1. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Did I hecking shift realities? Since when was Father's Day in June??? I always remember it being around September.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Different countries have it at different times. USA is June, AUS is September

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yeah and whatever happened to logsday

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >logsday
        Say what

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        And thrembo

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      no my wife forgets it the same time every year

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Has anyone here actually tried nonmonogamy and made it work? My relationship might be veering in that direction and I'm terrified it'll be bad for all involved.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://voca.ro/1f2yPcNICg3Y

      https://voca.ro/1bZCsTjPCKV0

      Is stranger things gay tumblr shit or does it just happen to attract the gay tumblr crowd

      It's both

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Multi-Love
      Checked into my heart and trashed it like a hotel room
      Who is your God? Where is she?
      She wants to bury me in Austin under Uchiko
      She don't want to be a man or a woman
      She wants to be your love
      Multi-Love
      All of the other stalker daughters dragged her under
      May all her minds be made up
      I'll be your Vicodin, expired and escaped to Valhalla
      She don't want to be a man or a woman
      She wants to be your love
      Multi-Love has got me on my knee
      We were one, then become three
      Mama what have you done to me
      I'm half crazy
      Multi-Love
      It's not that this song's about her
      All songs are about her
      Sun shines underneath us
      Fearing new kinds of mind control and just blaming each other
      She don't want to be a man or a woman
      She wants to be your love
      Multi-Love
      Checked into my heart and trashed it like a hotel room
      Who is your God? Where is she?
      She wants to bury me in Austin under Uchiko
      She don't want to be a man or a woman
      She wants to be your love
      Multi-Love has got me on my knee
      We were one, then become three
      Mama what have you done to me
      I'm half crazy
      Multi-Love has got me on my knee
      We were one, then become three
      Mama what have you done to me
      I'm half crazy

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        wtf is this gay poetry? are you sad because you unwittingly made yourself a cuck?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Kek it's a song about how a polygamous relationship ruined someone's life. It's a whole album but that's the titular song.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            What's funny is that I used to live in Austin and there are 3 types of people that live there: Latinos, white fags that are in open (cuck) relationships, and people that aren't originally from there that want to move because the other two types of people suck so much. One person that I met that I ended up hating later used to listen to this band.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Kek why did you end up hating them?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                He was this scrub from Orange County who just showed up where I was living one day because he was friends with my roommate at the time; he would make pizza with weed in the dough and walk around the apartment complex and try to sell it to the other people that lived there, and he also had obnoxious emotionaly issues even though he was in his '20s. There's honestly a lot of people like that the tend to congregate in that city, specifically, which makes living there beyond fucking gay.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                There's a lot of people moving from LA to Austin due to the tax policy, so I'm not surprised with the lib-ification of Texas.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                What's weird is that he and two other people were the only ones I met from California, and they were all shit shows; my downstairs neighbor was from East LA and his gf overdosed in his apartment and the other guy from California that I met was a raging alcoholic who looked like a werewolf. It has nothing to do with their politics and everything to do with the fact that people are barely functional and competent out there, yet they act like they're the shit and their city is objectively the best one in America.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Big britches for having a homeless, housing price and water crisis all at once

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Doesn't the entire west coast have an oversized ego, 'better-than-thou' mentality, problem?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I wouldn't know since I'm not from the West Coast (I actually had a great time in San Diego and LA when I took a road trip out there), but what your describing summarizes everyone who lives in Austin, as well as other parts of Texas. I'm from New England, btw

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                No. I live near sacramento and hate this state with a passion. Only reason I am here is all my relatives are here and I cope by riding my motorcycle on the beautiful roads here.
                Worst part is by far SF and LA controlling 90% of the state.

                Oh. Yeah it's not even a question if I'm mentally ill. I just want to avoid scaring people if I don't have to.

                Maybe do more physically strenuous activities to calm down the energy levels more?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I am the guy from OC. I lived in Redding for a while too. Honestly man, I’d try to leave. Most people I know under 30 also plan on leaving. It seems like a lost cause. Utterly unaffordable.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I'm from sac too, it's honestly still one of the better parts of ca

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I am from OC and that sounds like the type of guy who would be from there.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      no anon it does not work, polygamous relationships of old were not the kinds of relationships people have or expect today and historically they caused all kinds of drama for the people involved. The modern poly trend is ridiculous, this idea that humans can just vulcan away negative emotions while still reaping all the positives is simply fantasy and this whole thing will fall apart. There is a reason that the poly groups featured in pro-poly spaces are never long lasting, they're inherently unsustainable. Maybe you want to be swingers? Supposedly there are boomers that made that work, all I ever see irl is swinging and open marriages ending in nasty divorces, the hip couple who swings for decades and still loves each other is a hollywood fable, a sexual fantasy for Gen X.

      If your partner is pushing you towards this, leave them, that's a huge sign of disrespect. If you're the one that wanted this, then you're a shithead and your partner deserves better.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Monogamy is the biological imperative and >4% of the population has multiple partners, all of which are polygamous.

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Women
    Can you spell "iCup"?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No but I fell for "if quizzes are quizzical what are tests" very loudly and proudly in middle school gym class

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Wow, same; wanna get coffee?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        https://voca.ro/12ncbCQmwSRx

        I think bikinis are slutty and I wouldn't like for a girl I date to wear them. Girls, what do you think of this?

        https://voca.ro/1am8CW7iwXCr

        Men
        I'm 5'10 and weighed 152 pounds just now, am I overweight? I want to cry and throw my scale against the wall

        https://voca.ro/1eWORlecW2eS

        how do """""""dominant""""""" women cope with the fact that they can only actually dominate other women?

        Emotional > physical dominance

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >i can still dominate you emotionally!!!
          holy mother of cope, literally lesbianism is the only way for them

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            https://voca.ro/14JSLuA79LZa

            A few weeks ago, I wrote a letter to my boyfriend. I wasn't in a good place when I wrote it, and I wrote extensively about my childhood trauma and being abused by my schizophrenic mother. (No physical or sexual abuse, only emotional.)

            Now that I've calmed down, I feel really embarassed about this letter. My boyfriend hasn't mentioned it - he lives in an apartment and rarely checks his mail, so I suspect he hasn't read it as he would definitely bring it up if he had.

            I want to ask him to return the letter to me unopened, but then he will obviously be really curious about it and will want to read it. I don't know what to do. The letter is really intimate and emotionally raw to me, I've never told him or anyone before, so I don't know what to do. I'm scared he will read it and judge me.

            Tbh ik it's tough but imo you should leave it, or even mentioned you send him something- you don't have to discuss it now if it's raw, but a part of you wanted to open up to him and get it off your chest

            [...]
            [...]
            Thanks anons, I like lurking in the LULZ drawthreads and I unironically look forward to the tournaments each year

            Mega based, keep doing it

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Say "peepoclap" in a voca.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                https://voca.ro/1coEijI4FNhW
                https://voca.ro/1bmxau9RWHZx

                [deleted post]

                https://voca.ro/1hFUs0RSkmkY

                woman

                are girls capping when they say "i dont care if my boyfriend makes a lot of money"? is it better to be a rich bf or a manly bf with a blue collar job?

                I mean wouldn't rich but manly bf with blue collar hobbies be the ideal

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                you cant be rich and work a manly blue collar job dumb paki

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                What? Are you retarded? The local mechanics in my town are all millionaires and own multiple properties. One of them has like 12 kids.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                https://voca.ro/179cmOd5CEOe

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you reply to every post with a voocaroo?
                Here's fit LOTR one btw

                https://vocaroo.com/1TNJGKGqacHA

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                https://voca.ro/1jI1ybBHrNqd

                Nice.
                It's a twitch emote, yeah. The original one was "PepegaClap", but I added my own twist to it with "peepoclap"

                https://voca.ro/1d0CCpUdKy6r

                Gender, and do you think LDRs are “real?” Does your opinion change if
                1. It started off in person
                2. These people visit each other in person

                https://voca.ro/15V71yYsy5x6

                Why do I always get asked by men if I'm on drugs? I don't do any, but whenever I'm happy or excited, rather than being happy for me, I always get told that I'm scary or asked if I'm on something.
                I'd like to try and balance this if possible, but I don't know what I'm doing.

                https://voca.ro/1i499Eg4pEtc

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                At work now I ain't clicking that, just tell me what the first one says

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                The first one says cause I'm cycling /walking in the sun rn and can't be fucked to squint and type shit out

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You're just on a walk? I have a favourite spot too when I'm on a date.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Today is a great day when QT spams Vocas

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                https://voca.ro/1eHjqBQU4P1f

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Now all we need is jh drunk singing and trying badly to explain why she isnt gay and it will be complete

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                And bimbo recording more spitting vocas

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I heed to sample her spit again

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I miss when they used to flirt through vocas

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Bimbo and jh or bimbo and qt?

                >trying badly to explain why she isnt gay
                Did I miss something?

                She likes girls and is in denial

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                The yuri option of course

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Great taste

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >bimbo and JH
                >bimbo and QT
                What did I miss?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >trying badly to explain why she isnt gay
                Did I miss something?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I wish I saved the voca but she posted a long rambling voca trying to explain why she isnt gay but it just made her seem super duper gay
                Someone with archive skills needs to get on it if she didnt delete it

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                In JHs defence just because you like same sex doesn't mean you're gay or even bi. It's 2022, it's pretty easy to be prison gay or just not have preference (not bi).

                JH is pretty gay, she just can't admit it to herself.

                You guys suck. I'm the straightest person who posts itt.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Now all we need is jh drunk singing and trying badly to explain why she isnt gay and it will be complete

                And bimbo recording more spitting vocas

                The Unholy Trinity

                I wish I saved the voca but she posted a long rambling voca trying to explain why she isnt gay but it just made her seem super duper gay
                Someone with archive skills needs to get on it if she didnt delete it

                Archiveanon will come in clutch

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                She deleted it since the archive link doesn't work. Someone must've saved it I'm sure.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Which post is it? The link would still help, since the filename is the same

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Based retard not scrolling down the thread and seeing it was reposted
                https://voca.ro/1lJsjNEZNXm9

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, I have that one but I thought she was talking about a hat lol

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Nice.
                It's a twitch emote, yeah. The original one was "PepegaClap", but I added my own twist to it with "peepoclap"

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    how to deal with anxiety when studying? or when doing anything for that matter?

    • 1 week ago
      concentration anon

      you concentrate the fuck on it, maybe gaslight yourself into thinking you're not doing things good enough.

      or you know, in the happy methods, you listen to calming music and drink something warm like milk or water, make sure to take breaks and write down notes.

      and always remember, doing something is better than doing nothing. don't worry about how much progress you've made, as long as you managed to get something done, u all good man

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      this grown ass """""man""""" is scared of studying LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How do you overcome FOMO ? I've missed out a really important social event and I'm depressed I've missed out on a great memory.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What was it?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You again? Get over it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://voca.ro/1cqiIIHH37JW

      how to deal with anxiety when studying? or when doing anything for that matter?

      https://voca.ro/1l1Mnstbl7p3

      I'm afraid to be romantic to women even if I know them well and like them
      How do I get around this?

      https://voca.ro/1jqhq2SoOpZW

      this grown ass """""man""""" is scared of studying LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

      https://voca.ro/1eyZuqWuxg01

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is stranger things gay tumblr shit or does it just happen to attract the gay tumblr crowd

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Worse: it's reddit shit

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'm afraid to be romantic to women even if I know them well and like them
    How do I get around this?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Exposure therapy. Be romantic to as many women as possible until it isn't scary anymore.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      anon you don't need to be afraid of women, you need to be ANGRY at women, what they think a nice dinner and a museum visit ain't good enough for them? You think you're too good for steak and paintings ladies? Well you're not!

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        thank you inner frat boy

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        https://voca.ro/1ilOD5GvEBFq

        Yeah well I don't waste my time watching capeshit or crappy day time television. I'm going to dedicate my attention towards something for an hour or two it better be good.

        https://voca.ro/1i3m4cWCJ4MO

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I think bikinis are slutty and I wouldn't like for a girl I date to wear them. Girls, what do you think of this?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like wearing one piece bathing suits to the beach, so I'd just have to live with your distaste for my bathing suit choices.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I think you're a prude and we wouldn't be dating in the first place, so it's not my problem.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Can you rate your surprise that both of your responses so far were from empowered whores on a scale of 0 to 0 anon?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm uncomfortable in bikinis, just feels too exposed. I love one-piece swimsuits. I think they compliment my figure much better.
      So while I would love a guy who actually prefers me to cover up, I don't like men who sees a woman's swimsuit choice as slutty. Have a better attitude.

  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Girls? What have you done that's made you feel cute today?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      An old lady told me I'm beautiful and really good at my job. I also wore a cute dress to work because a cut on my leg just healed.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That's lovely. I'm sure she appreciated whatever you were doing.
        Also, nice. Was it a summer dress?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, looks like pic rel! I started wearing dresses more recently, I work with a uniform so I just wear sandals and dress to work and then change in scrubs and ugly hospital shoes when I'm there.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Summer dresses are the best.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I really appreciate not having to think about what I wear to be honest. I literally throw one piece of clothing on me, put sandals on and leave.

              flowerr

              Yeah, I'm a sucker for lacey ones and gingham too.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                That's cool too, but I meant I really like when women wear them. They're a perfect mix of cute and sexy, especially if she has really nice legs.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >especially if she has really nice legs
                My legs are my least favourite thing about myself and they're covered in scars and bruises because I'm a retard who hits on every object.
                But yes, I know guys like them. I used to be very uncomfortable in skirts but my bf really loves them, so I started wearing them more.

                please convince all your lady friends to wear dresses too. really i think everyone loves them, but for some reason women just don't wear em anymore

                I understand them, it's a lot more stressful to wear a skirt in public than to wear jeans. You really have to be mindful of everything. If I have to be out all day I also wear pants.

                Like creating a game from scratch? Sounds really cool.
                [...]
                Yo that's fire.
                [...]
                This is really cute.

                >Like creating a game from scratch?
                Yeah, I'm a speech therapist so I make a lot of games from scratch...

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                That doesn't necessarily mean you don't have nice legs. It's more about the shape than anything.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                please convince all your lady friends to wear dresses too. really i think everyone loves them, but for some reason women just don't wear em anymore

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I'm convinced already! Summer is for dresses.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            flowerr

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            That is a cute dress. Why dont more women wear these?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing yet. I had to wake up early to take my cat to the vet, so my routine is disrupted and I feel pretty gross.

  10. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How do I talk about kinks with a partner ?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How long have you been together, did you already have sex?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Shit, wrong question
        With a potential partner

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Have you ever been in an intimate situation with this person?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Uhm... Not really, no kissing, no sex

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Then why do you care about kinks this early?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Probably because I am horny and fantasize too much
                Caught up in my head

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Then slow down and take it easy

  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    State gender
    Share something that you created.
    >Hard mode
    No NSFW stuff

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      F. I'm making a dinosaur themed table top game tonight, if I finish it before the thread is over I'll post it.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Like creating a game from scratch? Sounds really cool.

        2022 QT ATOGA Summer Greatest Shits™
        https://voca.ro/1auB2w6VmotY
        https://voca.ro/11F1PIeF6i5s

        Yo that's fire.

        F
        A dumb campaigning pic for a Ms. LULZ tournament

        This is really cute.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >that's fire
          Thanks dood
          Also I'm sure Oxford's dino game is gonna be epic

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Didn't know that was oxford, kek

            >especially if she has really nice legs
            My legs are my least favourite thing about myself and they're covered in scars and bruises because I'm a retard who hits on every object.
            But yes, I know guys like them. I used to be very uncomfortable in skirts but my bf really loves them, so I started wearing them more.

            [...]
            I understand them, it's a lot more stressful to wear a skirt in public than to wear jeans. You really have to be mindful of everything. If I have to be out all day I also wear pants.

            [...]
            >Like creating a game from scratch?
            Yeah, I'm a speech therapist so I make a lot of games from scratch...

            >Yeah, I'm a speech therapist so I make a lot of games from scratch...
            Damn, that's cool, how does creating games from scratch work?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >Damn, that's cool, how does creating games from scratch work?
              I usually start from "what do I want to trick this specific child into doing?", "what did this kid tell me he likes" and then go from there. I just try to make an exercise they need to do more entertaining because otherwise they throw a tantrum, don't do shit and tell their parents they don't want to come back to speech therapy.
              I'm trying to trick this kid on working on sentence construction.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Pardon my LULZ, but what do you do if you run into a kid that's like a giga-autist or a redditor and you say
                >Here, we're gonna play a game about dinosaurs!
                and they just sperg out about something dinosaur related like
                >THE STEGASAURAS ONLY HAD 15 SPIKES THESE DRAWINGS ONLY HAVE 13
                >THE T-REX AND TRICERATOPS LIVED MILLIONS OF YEARS APART HOW ARE THEY IN THE SAME GAME!

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                "Thanks for letting me know buddy! Do you want to sort out the dinosaurs by era in which they lived? We can start playing right after."
                And be really scared about the fact that the dinosaurs wear hats and eat nuggets in this game...

                That's brilliant, best of luck with that kid!

                I really hope it works.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                That's brilliant, best of luck with that kid!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      2022 QT ATOGA Summer Greatest Shits™
      https://voca.ro/1auB2w6VmotY
      https://voca.ro/11F1PIeF6i5s

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      F
      A dumb campaigning pic for a Ms. LULZ tournament

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This is incredible lmao

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Like creating a game from scratch? Sounds really cool.
          [...]
          Yo that's fire.
          [...]
          This is really cute.

          >especially if she has really nice legs
          My legs are my least favourite thing about myself and they're covered in scars and bruises because I'm a retard who hits on every object.
          But yes, I know guys like them. I used to be very uncomfortable in skirts but my bf really loves them, so I started wearing them more.

          [...]
          I understand them, it's a lot more stressful to wear a skirt in public than to wear jeans. You really have to be mindful of everything. If I have to be out all day I also wear pants.

          [...]
          >Like creating a game from scratch?
          Yeah, I'm a speech therapist so I make a lot of games from scratch...

          Thanks anons, I like lurking in the LULZ drawthreads and I unironically look forward to the tournaments each year

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        This is awesome, I wish I had your talent anonette.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      F
      Knitted a little baby blanket and hat for a coworker's baby shower. :>

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      m
      drew this when I was sleep deprived

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      M
      I made this a long while ago when I still learning to draw. Flat af though. I’ve been meaning to get back to drawing the last few days fug.

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Hey women, can you please SHUT THE FUCK UP when you're watching a tv show or movie? I don't want to hear your stupid commentary or jokes.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Tbh if we're just watching capeshit or some crap I find the commentary amusing
      I saw the new Spiderman a while ago with a girl who brought a vodka bottle in her purse and it was great

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah well I don't waste my time watching capeshit or crappy day time television. I'm going to dedicate my attention towards something for an hour or two it better be good.

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Question for women. How times a day do you masturbate?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      3ish on days that I have work, over 12 if I'm staying home all day.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        it only counts if you actually reach orgasm

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I do.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            oh, then congrats

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      In an average week, roughly 0.25 times per day on average.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      1-3 times a week. Honestly I'm not super horny if my bf isn't around.

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Girls, what are some ways a man can show his interest that is not intrusive or fatal? There's a girl from class I want to hang out with romantically, but asking out on a date seems like too much and I don't want it to be awkward afterwards.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >fatal
      Anon, I don't know what kind of crazy shit you do to ask women out, but I think you're doing it wrong.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Hi do you want to go out on a date with me?
        >No
        >Starts avoiding me like the plague

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Girls

    What do you do if sex with your boyfriend isn’t as good as sex with past partners?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'd teach him how to git good.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        What if he tries but it just doesn’t happen? Not everyone is good at sex

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          He could literally just lay down in bed while I ride his dick and I'd get an orgasm out of it. If he can stay still and look entertained, he's fine.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Your saying if he absolutely sucked at sex, and just laid there. That makes sex with him better than your past partners?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              No, but it'd make it good enough. If he didn't want to learn how to get good, literally just laying still would be good enough for me to enjoy sex with him.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Right. But the point is, he’s not the best sex you’ve ever had, right?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Well, no, if he doesn't do anything to try to please me he's not a very good lay. Still good enough.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Make he can make you orgasm. But maybe you’re not orgasming as strongly as other times?

                I ask because I don’t think I’m my gf’s best sex. She used to be promiscuous before we started dating so she has a lot of experience. However for me, she is my best sex partner, since I’ve only had 1 other partner before her. I can make my gf orgasm. But I don’t think it compare to her past experiences

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >good enough
                That’s settling and a cope

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I mean, yeah. I wouldn't break up with a guy over sex so I'd have to settle for "good enough" sex, but at least I come.

                Make he can make you orgasm. But maybe you’re not orgasming as strongly as other times?

                I ask because I don’t think I’m my gf’s best sex. She used to be promiscuous before we started dating so she has a lot of experience. However for me, she is my best sex partner, since I’ve only had 1 other partner before her. I can make my gf orgasm. But I don’t think it compare to her past experiences

                I wouldn't know to be honest, there's just one guy who made me come and sex with him is perfect for me. If your gf seems to be having a good time, I wouldn't obsess over her past. Just try to learn from her and get better.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It doesn’t feel good knowing other guys made her orgasm harder than I can. I know a few of the guys who she was with, and honestly I can’t compete with them. I’m physically a small guy. A few of her partners were athletes

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                How do you know that other guys made her come harder than you dude?
                She's having a good time. Stop obsessing over things you don't know. Talk to her and ask her if you can do something different to make her enjoy herself more.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You know your sexual performance is directly influenced by your emotional state, right? Maybe if you exerted some effort into overcoming your insecurities, your sexual performance would improve.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Girls, how long should I be talking to a girl on a dating app like Bumble or Hinge before suggesting a coffee date? I haven't had any luck with matches until recently and I want to actually try and meet someone for at the very least a short term thing.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, good luck with that if you're not a +8/10 Chad.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        the girl I matched with is pretty normal and I'm not that unattractive but I'm not a chad (but I'm getting LULZ to reach at least some level of chadness before I hit 30)

        Immediately. You’re not the only guy she is talking to. What matters is the first one to meet her in real life

        That makes sense, I've only been talking to her this morning. Should I just throw out the idea after about an hour or so in real time or do some girls see that as things going too fast?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        https://voca.ro/16S0FwKxHSRf

        Girls, how long should I be talking to a girl on a dating app like Bumble or Hinge before suggesting a coffee date? I haven't had any luck with matches until recently and I want to actually try and meet someone for at the very least a short term thing.

        https://voca.ro/1oiJyCbOHunj

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Immediately. You’re not the only guy she is talking to. What matters is the first one to meet her in real life

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Girls, how long should I be talking to a girl on a dating app like Bumble or Hinge before suggesting a coffee date? I haven't had any luck with matches until recently and I want to actually try and meet someone for at the very least a short term thing.

        Not a grill, but second for immediately. Or at most within the first 3-5 messages. They aren't chat apps, the idea is to go on a date.
        Also, what are you chatting about anyway? Just chat about that thing in real life.
        Meeting people from websites isn't the taboo that it used to be, and when you delay meeting somebody, it really just gives them more time to get anxious and second guess it, or decide other-match guy is a better option, or whatever else might give her cold feet to meet you irl. Best to just speedrun the first meeting, and then she can ghost you, or keep talking to you after realizing you're not a psycho (note, that her ghosting you doesn't necessarily mean anything, though ghosting after a first date is rude tbqh)

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >the idea is to go on a date
          The idea is to have sex. Most girls on there just want to fuck. Even if they say “no hook ups” they are lying.

          Speaking from personal experience

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            That's fine too, exchange date for sex. Anything that involves interacting in person. My point is that chatting on a dating app/site is stupid and a waste of time, that's not what they're even for.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Or at most within the first 3-5 messages
          Alright well I guess I fucked up then. I just talked to her about some shit to break the ice and see if she's comfortable with me before asking her to coffee or tea. Guess I'll hope she won't ghost me. If not I guess ill try and not fuck it up next time.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >cum inside my sister's shampoo bottle
    >laugh whenever she gets out of the shower
    >she has no idea
    foids really are quite unintelligent bros

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >things that TOTALLY happened
      Also your fetishes are gay

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >m-men dont actually do stuff like this, r-right sisters?
        poor naive foid...

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Men
    I'm 5'10 and weighed 152 pounds just now, am I overweight? I want to cry and throw my scale against the wall

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      bro what? im 6'1" 215 lbs and I'm athletic
      if anything you're severely lacking muscle

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No, even as a woman you’re well within a healthy weight.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Most likely a little, but there's a chance you carry the weight well enough to get by. Ignore weights, and charts, and bf%. All that's irrelevant metadata, the goal is flat stomach and no bumps or rolls over your beltline. You can use those metrics to track progress but they shouldn't really be the goal, unless you're only worried about health I guess, which is okay.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Just weight and height doesn't necessarily tell us much.

      The normal BMI for a woman of your height is 132–167lb and you're smack dab in the middle.
      In any case height and weight is also not the best way to figure this out, either. If you are 152lbs, never did any kind of physical activity your entire life and subsist off a diet of cake and Wendy's then you are likely going to look a bit more on the chubby side.

      OTOH if you have a regular lifting routine at the gym, cook your own meals most of the time, etc. then it's entirely possible to look very fit at 152lbs 5'10. Muscle weighs more than fat. Hell even breast size plays into this. Large vs. small breasts can easily add a few lbs overall.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    how do """""""dominant""""""" women cope with the fact that they can only actually dominate other women?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I dominate other women problem solved

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        are most lesbians secretly dom copers? tbh they do tend to look quite manly

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Nah. Most lesbians and bi women I know are feminine so that doesn’t make sense

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            oh ok thanks for the correction lesbo-san

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Please explain further in detail

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        can you sell me your socks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://voca.ro/12ncbCQmwSRx
      [...]
      https://voca.ro/1am8CW7iwXCr
      [...]
      https://voca.ro/1eWORlecW2eS
      [...]
      Emotional > physical dominance

      I dominate other women problem solved

      dominant women who aren't lesbians don't exist anyway
      doesn't matter how much of an alpha girlboss she is she would fold upon seeing a guy more dominant than her
      femdom is a shit test

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        sad but true, i wish there werent so many shit tests, it makes it hard to open up to women

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >i wish there werent so many shit tests, it makes it hard to open up to women
          honestly, I'm gonna end up fucking my relationship by NOT opening up lmao

  20. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    A few weeks ago, I wrote a letter to my boyfriend. I wasn't in a good place when I wrote it, and I wrote extensively about my childhood trauma and being abused by my schizophrenic mother. (No physical or sexual abuse, only emotional.)

    Now that I've calmed down, I feel really embarassed about this letter. My boyfriend hasn't mentioned it - he lives in an apartment and rarely checks his mail, so I suspect he hasn't read it as he would definitely bring it up if he had.

    I want to ask him to return the letter to me unopened, but then he will obviously be really curious about it and will want to read it. I don't know what to do. The letter is really intimate and emotionally raw to me, I've never told him or anyone before, so I don't know what to do. I'm scared he will read it and judge me.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Well, here's the good news - you sent a physical letter. If my girlfriend told me "plz don't read the email I sent you I said some things I regret" I would probably just read it and lie and say that I deleted without reading, but you can't do that with a physical letter. He has to either return it to you in its original unopened condition, or open it and read it. He can't deny your wishes and then lie about it. He will probably return it to you unopened just to avoid the stress of upsetting you.

  21. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    woman

    are girls capping when they say "i dont care if my boyfriend makes a lot of money"? is it better to be a rich bf or a manly bf with a blue collar job?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It depends on the girl’s finances. I make plenty of money so I genuinely don’t care.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I genuinely never thought too much about a guy's income. I've dated an unemployed guy and a millionaire so it really has never been that big of a factor. Everyone likes money tho.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        did you give the millionaire extra attention tho

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Nta do you think all dates/relationships are the exact same?

          Fuck me man you cant be this fucking stupid.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I'd be lying if I said I didn't, I'm going to marry him soon. I was giving him a lot of attention before even knowing he had any money tho.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            based working class hater

            Why do I always get asked by men if I'm on drugs? I don't do any, but whenever I'm happy or excited, rather than being happy for me, I always get told that I'm scary or asked if I'm on something.
            I'd like to try and balance this if possible, but I don't know what I'm doing.

            because men arent bubbly and perky and its unfamiliar to meet people who are

            • 1 week ago
              C. B. (つ˵•́ω•̀˵)つ━゚.*・。゚̛༽̨ノ

              Yeah I think maybe the change in mood could be what does it.
              I tend to be a bit blank, so maybe it's just the contrast.
              I feel like even then though, most people have periods where they're excited, so it seems strange to be met with suspicion about it.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Well right now I'm very jumpy and moving around a lot. I tend to talk a lot and very fast. I also pace around a lot and sometimes skip or jump around. It's also combined with a huge increase in motivation and positive thinking.
                Aside from that, I think I'm more expressive?

                Yeah, when I see someone energetic like that, I ask myself if they're being affected by something or if that's just how they normally are. But you normally aren't like that. So it seems like something is directly affecting you and for most people happiness isn't enough to get them to be like that. I know someone who is like that when they take adderall or when they're very happy.

  22. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Genuine question to chicks with rape fetishes and who are into rape play;
    would you be down for autistic war crime reenactment? Like, if you wore a Chinese dress and your man was all kitted out in Imperial Japanese Army gear? And he called you チャンコロやろう and held an unloaded Type 14 Nambu to your head?

  23. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Just wanted to get this off my chest.
    I pump and dump at least 2+ women every week. I’ve been doing this for the last 3 years now. I have many close female friends but they do not know this nasty side of me. My loved ones think I’ve never dated nor approached any woman.

    Is there something wrong with me?
    I think there’s I’m scared of having a real emotional connection with someone on top of physical intimacy.
    How do I get over this?
    Is this even something I should get over? Is it guilt?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Have you considered professional help?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://voca.ro/11LqmwZWoWBA

      State gender
      Have you ever done a "soul read" (intuit someone's choice of something based on minimal knowledge of them)?
      E.g. while I was in the early stages of dating my gf, I had a trip overseas, and while I was there I bought her some local pencils as a gift. After giving them to her she told me that she actually collects pencils from around the world.

      >soul read
      Sounds like a meme, and no non-coincidental examples I can recall

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm sorry, anon, but this is hilarious.

        Kek I don't mean like legitimate aura-seeing, future-gazing, soul reading. More like moments where intuition and luck combined in a way that you felt certain would work.

  24. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    State gender
    Have you ever done a "soul read" (intuit someone's choice of something based on minimal knowledge of them)?
    E.g. while I was in the early stages of dating my gf, I had a trip overseas, and while I was there I bought her some local pencils as a gift. After giving them to her she told me that she actually collects pencils from around the world.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry, anon, but this is hilarious.

  25. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >Girls
    How can I have sex with my fat gf?
    My dick can't enter because of her fat thighs and fat around her vagina.
    And she has a belly apron skin fold that really turn me off.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Lube up a fat roll and jerk off using her meat
      I'm a dude, though

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ask your gf to lose 200 pounds.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That resulted in a fight, and woke body positivity.
        Also she have a case of inner thighs blackheads.

        How fat is she, 600 pounds? Just have her open her legs dude.

        170 lbs, I tried but she can't open her legs fully because she get pain in her hips, and have a habit of closing her legs to get off.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          She's not even THAT fat, you're just bad at fucking lol

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >She's not even THAT fat, you're just bad at fucking lol
            Yeah, maybe if I was a virgin I'd agree with you.
            But her BMI is 32, which is moderately obese.
            And she have something similar to pic, so there is so much skin before her actual vagina starts.
            Even going down on her is difficult because her clit is so deep.
            And she get to distress when I look for it.

            oh god why

            Imagine me seeing this every time I go down on her.

            what the literal fuck am i even looking at here?

            Inner thighs blackheads.

            Anyone else get the urge to pop them?

            I tried talking to her about removing those but she got upset with me.
            Which bring me to another point, she's very needy psychologically which is burning me out, and can't perform sexually with her.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Is she a fucking midget?
              If she looks anything like your pic, she's closer to 170 kg than 170 lbs.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                No I meant regard the fat roll between her pussy and belly button.
                She's on the short side though.

                [deleted post]

                3.5/10
                Simply because I'm horny right now and sexually frustrated.

                I don't see the point of continuing this relationship. If she isn't willing to put in the work to be able to satisfy your sexual needs(kind of important) what's the point?

                You are going to need to figure out why you are in this relationship and if it's still worth it.

                Because she looked kind, didn't know she would come with emotional baggage.
                I guess I loved her at some point, part of me still does.
                But with every fight she starts to look like pic related in my head.
                And I lose interest in her emotionally and physically.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I don't see the point of continuing this relationship. If she isn't willing to put in the work to be able to satisfy your sexual needs(kind of important) what's the point?

              You are going to need to figure out why you are in this relationship and if it's still worth it.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          what the literal fuck am i even looking at here?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Anyone else get the urge to pop them?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How fat is she, 600 pounds? Just have her open her legs dude.

  26. 1 week ago
    C. B. (つ˵•́ω•̀˵)つ━゚.*・。゚̛༽̨ノ

    Why do I always get asked by men if I'm on drugs? I don't do any, but whenever I'm happy or excited, rather than being happy for me, I always get told that I'm scary or asked if I'm on something.
    I'd like to try and balance this if possible, but I don't know what I'm doing.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Shut up and kys please

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      This unironically can only be answered if we know what you look like.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Provide examples of how you act when you are happy or excited.

      • 1 week ago
        C. B. (つ˵•́ω•̀˵)つ━゚.*・。゚̛༽̨ノ

        Well right now I'm very jumpy and moving around a lot. I tend to talk a lot and very fast. I also pace around a lot and sometimes skip or jump around. It's also combined with a huge increase in motivation and positive thinking.
        Aside from that, I think I'm more expressive?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds cute. You just sound like you have high energy. Probably what you said, if you go from a relaxed state to a hyper state to fast, that contrast probably throws men off balance. Try breathing exercises, thats the usual goto for emotional control form what I hear. If its effective against anger then extreme happiness must also be able to be controlled.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      are you sure you don't have bipolar?

      • 1 week ago
        C. B. (つ˵•́ω•̀˵)つ━゚.*・。゚̛༽̨ノ

        My mother does, so it's entirely possible. There's also a lot of ADHD and autism that runs in my family but I havent been to any therapy or psychiatry since I was ~7 or so.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, you might be running around with some sort of mental disorder, which is highly probable since you went through the trouble of making a trip and posting here regularly.

          • 1 week ago
            C. B. (つ˵•́ω•̀˵)つ━゚.*・。゚̛༽̨ノ

            Oh. Yeah it's not even a question if I'm mentally ill. I just want to avoid scaring people if I don't have to.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              why dont you just take your meds, cock&balls-san?

              • 1 week ago
                C. B. (つ˵•́ω•̀˵)つ━゚.*・。゚̛༽̨ノ

                Can't take them if you don't have any! I don't plan on going to any mental health things for the foreseeable future.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >doesn't plan on seeking treatment for mental health issues
                >woman

                whatever you do, do not stick your dicks into this one, men.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                https://voca.ro/1nIQTPKAs10t
                sorry 4 out of breath

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Good idea. Anytime anyone has any sort of quirk people want to force them in to therapy and therapy just means drugs. If you are not damaging yourself or others than you are fine.. Does this high energy lead to any self destructive practices?

  27. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Women do you have a thick pussy?

  28. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Gender, and do you think LDRs are “real?” Does your opinion change if
    1. It started off in person
    2. These people visit each other in person

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      F. Yes, they're real. Obviously they have to meet in person, otherwise it's just an internet crush.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      In my opinion, any relationship that lacks the ability to verify the other's existence or find them if you lose contact, it's not a real relationship. If they can delete an app and you'd never find them, it's not a real relationship. If it's text based , you can't be certain they are even real. I've had several of each kind and never invested in the blips. When one ghosted is was less painful that Erfworld ceasing to exist.

      If an LDR couple meets in person, it's definitely real. It's just much harder to maintain.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      LDRS aren’t real unless there are constant visits and a plan to actively move. If there aren’t then it’s just a sad longing for someone who you most likely will not stay with. They aren’t able to protect you in real life or support you or show any intimacy besides words.

  29. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >talking with female friend
    >"Ok I'm not supposed to tell you this but it's a secret and x told me not to tell anyone, but-"
    Why are some people unable to keep secrets? Is this a girl thing? because every time this happened to me it was a girl.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      (m) I always keep secrets. If someone trusts me enough to confide in me, I will never betray that trust.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Well I asked if it was a girl thing

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It was nice for contrast.

          >your gender
          at what age was your
          >first kiss
          >first bf/gf
          >loss of virginity

          M, 20, 20, 20, all in the span of a few heady days.

  30. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [deleted post]

    My initial reaction was a 6, but then I knocked it down to a 5 after further inspection. She needs to cut back on drinking and do some squats at the gym.

  31. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >your gender
    at what age was your
    >first kiss
    >first bf/gf
    >loss of virginity

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      F
      >first kiss
      13
      >first bf/gf
      14
      >loss of virginity
      17

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Male
        >First kiss
        21
        >First gf
        20
        >First sex
        28

        M
        16
        16
        17

        M
        18
        never
        22

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine going your whole life washing your dick and making sure it’s clean and doesn’t smell and is all trimmed up and tidy but never having another person ever look at it or touch it. What a pathetic existence, you should just save the trouble and cut your dick off

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >Implying make sure my dick doesn't smell and is all trimmed and tidy
            Why would I bother if I don't have sex? Retard.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Because scabies is bad?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Well I haven't gotten them and I shower once a week.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I like it better clean and tidy. Fapping feels better.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      M
      Haven't yet
      Haven't yet
      Haven't yet
      I'm 27

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        M23, n/a
        I technically had a gf for a few months in high school when I was like 17, and I've had brief kisses with girls, but never properly making out, so khv

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Sounds like you had a gf and aren't kissless kek

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I never properly made out with her more than a few secs tho, same with other girls i dated

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          If I'm to be honest when I was like 12 years old or so I was in some shitty roleplaying chat. I lied about my age, and 'dated' a girl, which I thought was in RP, but looking back she definitely thought it was an LDR.
          Does that count as a gf if I didn't even know and she knew nothing about me?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Male
      >First kiss
      21
      >First gf
      20
      >First sex
      28

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      M
      16
      16
      17

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      M
      18
      never
      22

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      F
      First kiss: 15
      First bf: 15
      First gf: 19
      Loss of virginity: 19

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Hm…

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Let me summarize it

      Girls
      >all of them in teenage or early 20s

      Guys
      >all of them never

      except for that one virgin girl who gets like 10 replies

      M
      18
      never
      22

      >no first gf but lost kiss and sex virginity
      slut.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >no first gf but lost kiss and sex virginity slut.
        hehe hookers hehe

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >hookers hehe
          that's even worse

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      male
      TBD
      TBD
      TBD
      I'm 23

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >your gender
      Male
      kiss
      7
      bf/gf
      7
      >>loss of virginity
      14

      These numbers make it out to seem I'm more successful than I am.

    • 1 week ago
      Exhibanon

      M
      Still waiting.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Male
      >first kiss
      16
      >first bf/gf
      17
      >loss of virginity
      19

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      M 16,16, 17th birthday

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      M
      >first kiss
      21
      >first bf/gf
      never
      >loss of virginity
      21

      I was so drunk I couldnt even feel her sucking and fucking my penis, and I havent had sex since, so I still consider myself a virgin.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      M 24
      never had a kiss
      never had a gf
      never loss my virginity

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Male
      Don't remember. Primary school.
      Never
      Never

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Male
      I have done none of these things
      I'm 28

  32. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [deleted post]

    5/10
    It seems...average

  33. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [deleted post]

    3/10

    I am the guy from OC. I lived in Redding for a while too. Honestly man, I’d try to leave. Most people I know under 30 also plan on leaving. It seems like a lost cause. Utterly unaffordable.

    It's alright but the homeless are here in force

    Can't take them if you don't have any! I don't plan on going to any mental health things for the foreseeable future.

    As long as you aren't actually insane someone will probably want you.

    >your gender
    at what age was your
    >first kiss
    >first bf/gf
    >loss of virginity

    M
    none of the above
    27

    I'm from sac too, it's honestly still one of the better parts of ca

    Yeah, I am in folsom so it's really not too bad.

  34. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    how come 90% of psychology students are women?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's correlated to the fact that 100% of psychology students are crazy.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        lmao

        No I meant regard the fat roll between her pussy and belly button.
        She's on the short side though.
        [...]
        3.5/10
        Simply because I'm horny right now and sexually frustrated.
        [...]
        Because she looked kind, didn't know she would come with emotional baggage.
        I guess I loved her at some point, part of me still does.
        But with every fight she starts to look like pic related in my head.
        And I lose interest in her emotionally and physically.

        I would just tell her eventually because otherwise this might become a toxic relationship IMO. At least you got some experience and learned something.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Men haven’t decided that the field is prestigious enough to push women out yet.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        isnt it usually the opposite? more and more women are going into male dominated fields like math and CS

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, because the culture has successfully been shifted to let women back into those fields. And with paid scholarships, too!

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            so fucking gay, i might suddenly become "trans" if i go back to school

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They want to learn how to manipulate simps more effectively.

  35. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I think if you make it to 30 a virgin there's basically no hope of losing it unless you pay for it

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I just have (almost) never tried due to lack of interest.
      I had one crush once and was completely heartbroken. Absolutely zero urge to attempt to get into a relationship after that, until recently.
      I'm not even ugly, and have been called attractive by women outside my family. I just had no interest for the longest time.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >I just had no interest for the longest time
        This is a death sentence.
        I know that a great relationship like that is amazing to have for so many reasons, but I am just not interested in it. I think I'd have an easy time finding a gf, I just wish I had the care and drive to do it.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I had no interest in girls until one got hold of me. She kept me up until the wee hours if the morning with conversation that I didn't particularly care about or that sometimes made me uneasy, because she was racist as fuck, and I'd never encountered that before, let alone (literally) embraced it. Then she kissed me, and I started to realize that there was something interesting here after all. She let me kiss more and more of her, and I began to realize why men cared about women.
          Then she blew me and fundamentally changed my world, and I understood that girls were Very Fucking Important Indeed.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah I haven't had an experience like that so I am still.... in the don't care position.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              nice, I'm glad you found someone who makes you happy.
              fingers crossed I find one soon

              Until you have The Experience, it's hard to see what the big deal is about women. Once you know, though, you know.

              • 1 week ago
                crowd favorite

                >The Experience posters who haven't had The Second Experience yet
                you are like a little baby

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            nice, I'm glad you found someone who makes you happy.
            fingers crossed I find one soon

  36. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How do girls keep their vagina clean? Some vagina smells great while others smell like dead fish. Whats the secret to having a great vagina?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The main thing is maintaining an adequate pH, so washing just the outside with water or an appropriate soap. Other things that help are being thin, good diet (fruit and veggies especially), hydration, wearing breathable fabrics (cotton, linen), loose pants.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Not washing the inside at all? What about when, you know, people leave stuff in there?
        Interesting, healthy body = healthy vagina. Thanks for the answer.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Stuff just comes out due to gravity. There are special washes for the inside of the vagina, but you should use them rarely.
          But yes, healthy body = healthy vagina. A good smell is the sign of a healthy vagina.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I will carry this forbidden knowledge in the future. Thank you.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Ponder it for a second: women never clean anything out if you finish inside, but it cleans itself out. If she's been with other guys, she just waits for it to clean itself up naturally.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                So, dont have sex with her early in the relationship. Give it time to clean up.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Dude, it doesn't take weeks to clean up. Unless I had sex with someone else the same day, it's not there.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Self cleaning. Ha
                That's what my roommate said about the oven and it smelled like burnt pizza.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >she doesn’t sit on a water hose to speed up the process

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Not washing the inside at all? What about when, you know, people leave stuff in there?
      Interesting, healthy body = healthy vagina. Thanks for the answer.

      Gravity like the other femanom said, yes, and absorbing. I go the extra mile and booker hook extra goo out. I also have a bidet that I use to rinse out my grooves, particularly right before sex

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        https://voca.ro/1lA1G9sD6YWb

        >test tomorrow
        >started too late with studying
        >it's actually an easy course I just didn't spend enough time
        I can retake it next year as i'll have enough time but it's a shame of the time tbh
        what would you say to me?

        https://voca.ro/11BEpekrf8ql

        Ladies, have you ever taken money from your bf for sexual favors? My gf wanted twenty bucks for something and offered to blow me for it. I took her up on the deal, because it's hot that she can be my actual, literal whore as well as my sweet gf. Am I missing something here, or was that her intent?

        Sorry anon but your gf is a literal whore
        However that's pretty hot tbh

        Get your shit together son
        >t. retook classes because I didn't care, then I cared even less and dropped out.

        Lol I did the exact same thing, dropout gang
        Honestly just take school seriously and graduate, or pursue something else seriously, don't fuck around with scholarship money endlessly only to quit

  37. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [deleted post]

    >when are you on tour in amarica
    If you be my agent I'll play gigs wherevs tbh

    m
    drew this when I was sleep deprived

    This is actually a really nice painting

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks, I basically never draw so that's nice to hear, maybe I should practice more.

  38. 1 week ago
    crowd favorite

    [deleted post]

    >If you be my agent
    i would need this setup or no deal

  39. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Women, would you date a guy that doesn't give a fuck about what's happening in Ukraine or politics at all for that matter?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No, any man worthy of dating is constantly tuned into the current events of foreign countries.
      He also has to visit his nearest George Floyd memorial every week

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yep. That stuff isn’t important to me.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually ideal.

  40. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    anyone else / single and alone for years/ here

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      M 27 here, it's alright had no experience so my mind is clear.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      yes, but im alone, not lonely

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah
        I've accepted I'll probably never turn it around and at this point I've missed out on so much I don't know if I even want to just because of all those bitter feelings
        I guess I wasn't meant to get girls

        sucks if you had girls but youre indifferent about the whole thing
        meanwhile everyone around you is getting engaged, marrying, moving in together

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >sucks if you had girls but youre indifferent about the whole thing
          what?
          >meanwhile everyone around you is getting engaged, marrying, moving in together
          I dont care about what other people in other relationships are doing. I've never seen a relationship that I'd be jealous of, or one that would make me excited to get into a relationship.
          I think the fact that I've only seen undesirable relationships is why I'm so disinterested.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >seen undesirable relationships
            explain

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              A lot of my friends parents are divorced, my parents had a terrible relationship and are now separated too.
              A lot of my friends have been in relationships that didn't end well and even when they were together the relationship looked doomed to fail.
              Even with current relationships of my friends, one is constantly complaining about his girlfriend being controlling, but he's too comfortable to leave her. Another doesn't agree with how to raise children and said he would probably leave her, yet still stays.
              Another relationship is a friend who has gotten very comfortable with his girlfriend of almost a decade. They used to have stupid fights years ago, which has now settled down, but the guy doesn't want to get engaged or have kids until much later. And on top of that, the girl wants to cheat on him with me. I also have seen my friend get married, have a kid and get divorced all in a few years.

              I've seen decent relationships, but never a relationship where the couple seem amazing for eachother. And by seeing so many issues, and lack of trust with people these people claim to love, it makes it hard for me to want something like that, especially when you have to surrender so much, just to get fucked over. I know, it doesn't happen to everyone, but it happens enough to be a real concern.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, all my life, maybe it's because I like Teen Titans Go

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah
      I've accepted I'll probably never turn it around and at this point I've missed out on so much I don't know if I even want to just because of all those bitter feelings
      I guess I wasn't meant to get girls

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      The last time I had sex was 4 years ago, but I don't feel lonely.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        5 years here
        and im so fucking horny through lifting
        god damn
        but i dont want to engage into ons bullshit

  41. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Any gender had a nasty butthole experience?
    You just you know doing the deed with your SO and suddenly a whaft of RIPE ASS hits you and you lose all will to go on?

    • 1 week ago
      crowd favorite

      i've told the person i was having sex with that they needed to wipe their ass better before

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        How chivalrous

        • 1 week ago
          crowd favorite

          i was a teenager and legitimately upset that i'd been presented with a dirty ass

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Every single one of those people had a crunchy ass?

        • 1 week ago
          crowd favorite

          hasn't been a problem for years, actually

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Assholes are for pooping. Stop doing that.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I had a girl let out a wet fart while I was piping her doggy style, but I kept going

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        B R U H

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It was so fucking funny, bro; she even squealed, "n-n-NOOOOOO!!!" before she farted, then let it rip, and I just kept fucking her pussy

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            with literal shit fart on your dick? bruuuuuuh

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Why do people turn into such pussies at the idea of a little poop?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                bro you had shit on your dick which inevitably will have gotten inside of her whilst you were fucking her

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Nta, but she didn't shart, it was just a loud fart. Still fucking hilarious, though

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                It wasn't a shart, it was just a loud fart; what made it even funnier is that she was hot af and if anyone found out it would be a social death sentence for her

                ahh gotcha thought literal nugs came out of her end hole well yeah that is funny

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                If you've never had hot pussy fart while you're laying pipe, I *highly* recommend it, bro; such a power move lol

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                you got german blud in ya bud.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Poop is literally the worst thing in the world. If you have climatized your self to having someone's poop on you then you are deranged.

                Just proving my point.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Poop is literally the worst thing in the world. If you have climatized your self to having someone's poop on you then you are deranged.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Lmao you've clearly never dealt with any organic waste that has gone septic. And that's just one example. There are so many worse smelling things. If poop was literally the worst then everyone would be vomiting every time they used the toilet, or cleaned a litter box, or used a doggy bag.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              It wasn't a shart, it was just a loud fart; what made it even funnier is that she was hot af and if anyone found out it would be a social death sentence for her

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            kek

            Am I wrong for being resentful towards my mom for still being close with her nephew even though he was really abusive to me as a child? I have a really good relationship with her but this is the one thing she does that just really hurts me still
            I grew up next to him and he was extremely abusive to me which she didn’t know until I was in my teens. He would hit me enough to leave bruises all over me, choke me, try to push me in front of cars, smother me, you name it he was doing it. I told her about all of the abuse in detail when I was a teenager (leaving out the one incident of sexual assault) so that I could explain to her why I never ever wanted anything to do with him despite him living so close
            Today she’s attending his baby shower and it still hurts me to hear his name come out of her mouth knowing that she understands the extent of the abuse I went through for years because of him. They stay in fairly regular contact, am I wrong for being upset by this since it was so long ago?

            You are not wrong for being annoyed/mad/pissed. Unless he admits his mistakes and puts in active effort he can go fuck himself.

  42. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Girl on hinge had a prompt that said one of her irrational fears was wet paper

    I responded “but what’s worse, wet paper or wet socks? Cause that shit is terrible. I literally gotta bring extras everywhere otherwise I’ll die”

    But now I feel like this sound stupid and autistic

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Its only stupid and autistic if you actually carry extra socks in your pocket. If not its a very cute and clever joke. If it is true, stop doing it before you get caught and just deal with wet socks.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >very cute and clever joke

        Well if your goal was to not have sex, congratulations
        [...]
        As you should have been

        >if your goal was to not get laid congrats

        Two differing opinions here; why is this shit so difficult

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          No opinion from me. You are NOT having sex with her after that line.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Well if your goal was to not have sex, congratulations

      i was a teenager and legitimately upset that i'd been presented with a dirty ass

      As you should have been

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Kinda cute.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Hmmm

        No opinion from me. You are NOT having sex with her after that line.

        Probably not but I am also pretty hot and I’ve got away with saying dumber shit

        But yeah I’m terrible with women. I mean I’ve been with a lot of them. But I’m sure I’ve skated by on looks

  43. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I HATE HAYFEVER SO MUCH THEDPQPQ94BB9S9A9

  44. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    do men lose feelings when the relationship seems too good to be true? everything was perfect between me and my partner but after a few weeks, he started to act distant and said he doesnt know whether he loves me or not, is this a common thing?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know, I sure hope not.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Just because it felt perfect to you doesn't mean it felt perfect to him.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      ask yourself since ywnbaw

  45. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [deleted post]

    >tfw literally refuse to listen to whatsapp voice messages from my friends but will listen to you ramble about being a ""khv"" for over a minute

    It's very easy to get dates because you're cute.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      OK very flattered foxy but also pls listen to your friends lel

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Voice messages are a hate crime, people don't speak fast enough.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          https://voca.ro/1bO4nywO3rwh
          also fuck hayfever I'm dying

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Kek, I'm sorry. Did you get any antihistamines?
            Yeah my ex roomie is the same, all our conversations are her sending me voice notes when she's driving somewhere doing something. I am just glad I made her download telegram so I can put her at 2x. It's a shame I can't do it with people IRL.
            I hate that I have to teach people how to speak slowly every day.

            I do appreciate your ADHD speed kek <3

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              https://voca.ro/1fe7IoP3Uy2N

  46. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Am I wrong for being resentful towards my mom for still being close with her nephew even though he was really abusive to me as a child? I have a really good relationship with her but this is the one thing she does that just really hurts me still
    I grew up next to him and he was extremely abusive to me which she didn’t know until I was in my teens. He would hit me enough to leave bruises all over me, choke me, try to push me in front of cars, smother me, you name it he was doing it. I told her about all of the abuse in detail when I was a teenager (leaving out the one incident of sexual assault) so that I could explain to her why I never ever wanted anything to do with him despite him living so close
    Today she’s attending his baby shower and it still hurts me to hear his name come out of her mouth knowing that she understands the extent of the abuse I went through for years because of him. They stay in fairly regular contact, am I wrong for being upset by this since it was so long ago?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      has the guy ever apologized to you

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        No, I haven’t spoken to him in years and he’s never reached out though he easily could

        Yeah that's totally justified, wtf that is fucked up she's still so supportive of someone who abuser her kid so much, but maybe she's just tryna keep up appearances and doesn't want to burn bridges etc.

        That’s what I try to tell myself because her brother (even though he’s older) kind of needs her occasionally and she feels obligated to take care of him. I try to be understanding since she’s understanding of me not wanting to see him. But days like this where I know she’s going to see him and I have years of bad memories associated with him, it’s kind of difficult

        kek

        [...]
        You are not wrong for being annoyed/mad/pissed. Unless he admits his mistakes and puts in active effort he can go fuck himself.

        Ty anon, I guess part of it was me being worried I was being ridiculous for holding onto a grudge for so long and that I should just let it go. It makes me feel better to have people be understanding so I do appreciate it

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >No, I haven’t spoken to him in years and he’s never reached out though he easily could
          Has he improved as a person?
          You should blow his house up

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            As far as I know, no. It’s been a few years now but one of his last girlfriends I knew that he got pregnant and is no longer with said he was physically abusive towards her
            A lot of their mutual friends didn’t believe her but in my opinion it just shows a consistent pattern of behavior from him

            He was a kid too. Assuming his behavior stopped, you've got to get over it.

            I’ve never hit, choked, smothered, sexually assaulted, or tried to push anyone into oncoming traffic
            There are reasons for me to get over it, such as the length of time it’s been, but “he was just a kid” is not one of them imo. This lasted until we were maybe 11 or so, kids know that kind of behavior is wrong

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Kids fight all the time. What are you talking about? The sexual assault might be a legitimate complaint, but you said you never told her about that.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                NTA, You constantly got into fights that left bruises? You pushed kids into traffic and were pushed into traffic? You choked kids and kids choked you? I think you're telling us that your own childhood was fucked up, anon

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >You constantly got into fights that left bruises?
                Yes. It didn't even have to be fights. Did you never see anyone playing barcode at school? That sort of thing is completely normal.
                >You pushed kids into traffic and were pushed into traffic?
                No, but people would regularly pretend to do shit like this.
                >You choked kids and kids choked you?
                Not that I can recall, but I do remember seeing it happen to others, often in play wrestling that went too far.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Yes. It didn't even have to be fights. Did you never see anyone playing barcode at school? That sort of thing is completely normal.
                We didn't have a game called barcode where I'm from. Getting bruises from a game and getting bruises from a fist is an important distinction.
                >that went too far.
                So you admit that it's too far so the fact that OP had this repeatedly done to him is fucked up? He clearly wasn't playing around.
                >No, but people would regularly pretend to do shit like this.
                Yes, as pretend. It wasn't pretend for OP.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Getting bruises from a game and getting bruises from a fist is an important distinction
                The game involved playing hacky sack with an empty drink box. If you were the last person to touch it and it landed barcode up everyone got to punch you.
                >So you admit that it's too far
                Yeah, but that doesn't justify carrying it into adulthood. Lots of people had similar experiences.
                >It wasn't pretend for OP
                doubt.jpg. Wouldn't be the first person to dramatize something like that.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not saying it was fine, I'm saying it's not unusual and it's unreasonable to be resentful towards your mother for not holding something her nephew did as a child against him into his adulthood.

                It’s super weird how you’re trying to downplay what happened to me by saying it was just pretend
                He did not “pretend” to try and push me in front of cars. We would be standing by the road waiting for the bus and he would wait until he heard a car coming and run up behind me and shove me as hard as he could from behind. Everything he did was malicious, not just playing around. It’s still not normal

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Did you ever get hit by a car?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I feel like what he did went beyond fighting, what I described is not typical of a normal childhood experience in literally any way. It was one sided abuse for years and years, that’s not the part I’m torn on lol
                My question wasn’t whether what he did was fine or not, I’m positive it wasn’t

                You have to man up and not let this stuff hold you back anymore. It was not right for this to have happened to you but letting it have any impact on you to this day does you no favors.

                >Man up
                I’m a woman. And it’s not that it still has any sort of mental impact on me, it just feels like some sort of a betrayal on my mom’s part. I’d never associate with someone that abused my kid, I don’t care if it was the person I was closest to in the world or how long it had been
                I’ve never said anything to her about still seeing him so I guess ultimately it doesn’t matter either way

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not saying it was fine, I'm saying it's not unusual and it's unreasonable to be resentful towards your mother for not holding something her nephew did as a child against him into his adulthood.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              You have to man up and not let this stuff hold you back anymore. It was not right for this to have happened to you but letting it have any impact on you to this day does you no favors.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that's totally justified, wtf that is fucked up she's still so supportive of someone who abuser her kid so much, but maybe she's just tryna keep up appearances and doesn't want to burn bridges etc.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He was a kid too. Assuming his behavior stopped, you've got to get over it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      As far as I know, no. It’s been a few years now but one of his last girlfriends I knew that he got pregnant and is no longer with said he was physically abusive towards her
      A lot of their mutual friends didn’t believe her but in my opinion it just shows a consistent pattern of behavior from him
      [...]
      I’ve never hit, choked, smothered, sexually assaulted, or tried to push anyone into oncoming traffic
      There are reasons for me to get over it, such as the length of time it’s been, but “he was just a kid” is not one of them imo. This lasted until we were maybe 11 or so, kids know that kind of behavior is wrong

      That's fucked up. It shows a lack of awareness on her part not just that she spends time with him, but also that she would talk to you about him.
      Is it possible that your extended family has a history of abuse? Abuse doesn't usually come out of nowhere, especially from a child. Could your mom have been abused and that's why she's so permissive of abusers? Because she's normalized it?

  47. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    not reading that tbh

  48. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Ladies, have you ever taken money from your bf for sexual favors? My gf wanted twenty bucks for something and offered to blow me for it. I took her up on the deal, because it's hot that she can be my actual, literal whore as well as my sweet gf. Am I missing something here, or was that her intent?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Only as a joke. The idea would be that he would have given me the thing anyway and I would have blown him anyway

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Don't encourage her to use sex as a bargaining tool.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, but only ironically.
      And he paid me back for a footjob.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        can I buy a footjob?

  49. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >test tomorrow
    >started too late with studying
    >it's actually an easy course I just didn't spend enough time
    I can retake it next year as i'll have enough time but it's a shame of the time tbh
    what would you say to me?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      don't care. lol

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      dont care about you, but if i had to say something it would be about how im better than you

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        that's why you're saying you're better than others on a turkish oil wrestling advice website

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Get your shit together son
      >t. retook classes because I didn't care, then I cared even less and dropped out.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'm like you and I know that my avoidance issues with education caused strain on my relationship. I was stressed all the time and he was baffled and frustrated that I wouldn't just do it.
        Luckily I'm not in school anymore. But the habit is indicative of a larger issue in me which comes out in home projects, organization, planning, etc. It makes me unreliable and irresponsible which is not easy to be in a relationship with.

        aw thanks that's sweet
        late reply because I actually studied

        https://voca.ro/1lA1G9sD6YWb
        [...]
        https://voca.ro/11BEpekrf8ql
        [...]
        Sorry anon but your gf is a literal whore
        However that's pretty hot tbh
        [...]
        Lol I did the exact same thing, dropout gang
        Honestly just take school seriously and graduate, or pursue something else seriously, don't fuck around with scholarship money endlessly only to quit

        wait britbong are you the stella poster?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >britbong are you the stella poster
          https://voca.ro/117xhRWFVXRb

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Wtf is hay fever? Why do bongs exclusively suffer from this >disease ?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Hay fever = being allergic to pollen and tall grass and shit (and I was literally sitting in tall grass in a forest)
              idk maybe it's a yurofag thing

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                > I was literally sitting in tall grass in a forest
                Baste

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm like you and I know that my avoidance issues with education caused strain on my relationship. I was stressed all the time and he was baffled and frustrated that I wouldn't just do it.
      Luckily I'm not in school anymore. But the habit is indicative of a larger issue in me which comes out in home projects, organization, planning, etc. It makes me unreliable and irresponsible which is not easy to be in a relationship with.

  50. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Sexless men have to watch

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://voca.ro/1npS3MD7ri1d

      How come every woman's story starts with "my boyfriend and I" or "my boyfriend". Do women have 0 substance themselves when they're not dating someone?

      Confirmation bias

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Healthy gamer made a guy kill himself too btw. And I sure as fuck wouldn't take dating advice from a pajeet, kek.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >I hate women and brown people, suicide is funny btw
          Ladies, why don't you date a guy like this?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            bro, I've had girls before. Qt anon is right that ain't nobody finna watch a 35 min video that's basically "it's yo personality". Fuck off.

            >Healthy gamer made a guy kill himself too btw
            You're retarded

            Your poo in loo god couldn't save him.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >"it's yo personality". Fuck off.
              Nta but he doesn't say that, watch the vid

              >Your poo in loo god couldn't save him
              You're retarded for thinking that other people are responsible for someone's wellbeing. We're only responsible for ourselves.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                He failed to save him, just accept it.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Single session with someone who explicitly says what he does is not professional help but for advice and educational purposes
                You do know that only a single thing won't magically heal you, right?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >Healthy gamer made a guy kill himself too btw
          You're retarded

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >The problem with incels is that they refuse to see things that challenge their views
        Yeah, dude says something along those lines, the vid begins with him saying 'we like to think we're rational but we often arent' or something like that

  51. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How come every woman's story starts with "my boyfriend and I" or "my boyfriend". Do women have 0 substance themselves when they're not dating someone?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They don't. You made up this false premise to say "women bad".

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because otherwise guys hit on me.

  52. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Should I go buy choclit?

  53. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    If you’re not exactly funny or witty but you still want to get laid, is it better to just be genuine or force yourself to try and make stupid jokes in hopes that some of them land?

    Both in person and via dating apps. All the above considering you’re attractive.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      nta but adding to this
      how
      the fuck
      do more introvert people get laid on dating apps if they're not chad

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >do more introvert people get laid on dating apps if they're not chad
        you don't
        dating apps are exclusively for hot guys and guys who can be chad in person and in text

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          LULZ take

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            there's a reason most men get nothing out of dating apps and it's because most men are neither extremely attractive not chad

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >most men are ugly and behave badly
              Glad you can admit it.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                "not extremely attractive" doesn't mean ugly and "not chad" doesn't mean socially retarded
                but i can see why women would think that way, since the bottom 80% of men are basically detritus to them

  54. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Is it possible for me to stop being so weak to attractive women?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I want to lay my head in her lap and fall asleep while she strokes my hair.

  55. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Women, are you ready to admit that there's literally nothing wrong with wanting a paternity test and that attempting to emotionally manipulate people into thinking otherwise won't work? Personally, I would argue a paternity test should be a standard practice in births. It's absolutely ridiculous to get emotional and act like a victim just because a man wants to be sure.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'd prefer it was standard practice because then it's impersonal rather than being accused of cheating.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's not an accusation. It's called covering your own ass and I think every man should do it every time

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I can see why you'd want to do it but I don't see why you think saying "I believe there's a chance this child might not be mine" isn't the same as "I believe there's a chance you've cheated on me"
          The way to go about it is to make it as impersonal as possible, to be about the principle and to quell intrusive thoughts. Particularly if the guy had been cheated on before, emphasizing that it's a trauma thing would soften the woman. I agree that making it "just a thing that they do" is a good thing. Making it an elective thing makes it easy to sound like "You've done something wrong to make me distrust you" unless the guy makes an effort to head off that assumption

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >"I believe there's a chance this child might not be mine" isn't the same as "I believe there's a chance you've cheated on me"
            How is it not?
            The "chance" only exists because you think the woman may have had sex with someone else. That problem is entirely inside your head.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I'm confused, are you trying to disagree with me? Yeah, my point was that I don't see the distinction. You cut off the beginning of my sentence:
              >but I don't see why you think saying--

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Oh. Yeah, I totally misread that, I just assumed you were yet another weirdo arguing in bad faith that women can't be trusted. My apologies, but you understand why I might make that mistake here lol

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      anon, I said to be LESS overdramatic and hostile the next time you ask this question, not more.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        https://voca.ro/1npz1MdGZtJg

        I had the unfortunate pleasure of working with two women the other day. One mid 20's and the other mid 30's. They spent the entire eight hours absolutely tearing down their boyfriends to one another. One sent good morning texts every morning and she cannot respect him for doing this and the other was annoyed her partner did not agresivly persue his arguments in conversations. They showed each other nudes from each partner and absolutely shredded them. Is this a normal thing to do? One also messaged a tradie and organised to sleep with him that night apparently if you aren't married cheating is ok? It was very confusing. They hardly worked and I have absolutely no desire to work with them again.

        Thot alert, my condolences

  56. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Women why are you like this?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What, some girls like handcuffs, and that's okay, din't kinkshame.

  57. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Males,
    Would you wear a wedding dress for funsies?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't really see how that's "fun"

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Only if everyone else participates

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'd give a girl a ring and wear a tux while she wore a wedding dress and we exchanged vows for realsies, if I could just find one who wants kids.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Ofc

      >The problem with incels is that they refuse to see things that challenge their views
      Yeah, dude says something along those lines, the vid begins with him saying 'we like to think we're rational but we often arent' or something like that

      https://voca.ro/11axetiVqqyY

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >what makes him more capable of speaking on it than anybody else
        Because he's a trained professional psychiatrist who works with people with these problems and has seen what things work and what things don't?
        Psychiatry is subjective and there is no cure-all, but to dismiss things without trying them, or even less, checking them out, is childish. Like a kid refusing to eat something he says he doesn't like without never trying it.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          https://voca.ro/11Qgarden gnomehJLwNB

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >He's talking out of his ass
            No? What he says is a mix of actual neuroscience research (what we know of how the brain works) mixed with his own observations, built on a foundation of medicine, not only western but also eastern and alternative practices. He tries to fill in the gaps as much as he can to figure out what actually works. It's like you're saying that an engineer who built a functional bridge is talking out of his ass while explaining why the bridge works properly.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >nooo you can't insult my pajeet god! he is always right!

              Kek

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I won't waste effort trying to give you a decent response
                Cope AND seethe Jack

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Only if it was for some sort of costume.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes

      I had the unfortunate pleasure of working with two women the other day. One mid 20's and the other mid 30's. They spent the entire eight hours absolutely tearing down their boyfriends to one another. One sent good morning texts every morning and she cannot respect him for doing this and the other was annoyed her partner did not agresivly persue his arguments in conversations. They showed each other nudes from each partner and absolutely shredded them. Is this a normal thing to do? One also messaged a tradie and organised to sleep with him that night apparently if you aren't married cheating is ok? It was very confusing. They hardly worked and I have absolutely no desire to work with them again.

      This is a fear of mine if I ever get a gf but I hear having sex enough would help them stop.IDK

  58. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I had the unfortunate pleasure of working with two women the other day. One mid 20's and the other mid 30's. They spent the entire eight hours absolutely tearing down their boyfriends to one another. One sent good morning texts every morning and she cannot respect him for doing this and the other was annoyed her partner did not agresivly persue his arguments in conversations. They showed each other nudes from each partner and absolutely shredded them. Is this a normal thing to do? One also messaged a tradie and organised to sleep with him that night apparently if you aren't married cheating is ok? It was very confusing. They hardly worked and I have absolutely no desire to work with them again.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You witnessed the true nature of female creatures. They would have hid that side of them if they saw you as a sexually attractive man.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      > One sent good morning texts every morning and she cannot respect him for doing this
      I know a girl who complains that her boyfriend doesn't send her good morning texts. So, I started sending her a good morning text each morning. She just dumped her bf. Maybe listening to her and giving her the attention she said she wasn't getting from her bf is a viable strategy.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        She was disgusted her partner was sending good morning messages

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Ladies of /atoga/, how would you feel if your bf sent you a good-morning text every morning that he didn't wake up in your arms? Would that be cute or obnoxious?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            He does. Either text or video call. Usually comes with a puppy + him picture for maximum cuteness.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Based.

  59. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I see it on movies, but never seen it irl.

    Does women really use their sex appeal for favors? Like getting out of a speeding ticket or a guy to do their homework?

    Any stories?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Just with my bf lol

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No but I have a fantasy about trying to seduce a female cop

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      My girl has. She combines it with a superior ability to argue to great effect. She once gotb a store to price match an Internet ad and got $300 off a tv.
      Usually it's just guys pumping her gas.

      She's never gotten out of a ticket though because she drives safe and when she gets pulled over it's the cops mistake and she argues it. She refuses to flirt with an idiot trying to convince her she did something she didn't.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I've known girls who sometimes get away with murder because they're good looking tbqh (also the fault of the simps ofc)
      My mom has also gotten out of speeding/parking tickets and gotten guys to buy stuff in line by sweettalking people

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Being a simp is sadly the default state of normie men. See all those vids of a female hitting a man first, man hits back and a horde of simps jump him.

  60. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    anyone else here have a tiger mom? did it make you into a beta male?

    mine was the stereotypical "you cant go outside and play with the other boys because its dangerous " type and i suspect its the reason im a pussy

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Yes my mom was strict as fuck and it's probably why I'm into femdom tbqh

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        yeah that confirms my suspicion, i wish i could go back and tell my younger self to grow a pair

  61. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    The healthy gamer poster is discord-chan, right? The woman who collected a harem of simps from here and ghosted them based on her moods?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Eat shit, dramawhore

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        HAHAHAHAHAH
        Another one bites the dust.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Good song, but what?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not discord-chan, nor the anon who originally posted the hg vid, but I've seen some of his stuff which helped me and have shared his vids here before.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >Unironically simping for an /atoga/ girl

      They kinda deserve it tbqhwymf

  62. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    is anyone here not a simp/femdom fag/whore? this is the worst place for normal people to get advice from

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >simp/femdom fag/whore
      This *is* the norm in 2022 tho

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Do switches count as femdom fags?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        no

        Can you speak normally instead of buzzwords

        go back

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I can't answer your question because I have no idea how you personally define those words

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Can you speak normally instead of buzzwords

  63. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I've been trying to understand a man's sex appeal, but the most I ever seen is it looking pretty. I'm looking at stereotypical attractive muscular bodies, and it just isn't sexy at all, so how on earth does a woman look at it and be like "omg coom."

    What coom, where is the appeal? all I see is nothing, a void. just some pretty muscles. Men have no concentrated areas of appeal like a boob, butt or thigh. Buuuut, I've cracked the code, it just takes a little change in perspective.

    imagine someone pegged you over and over, but instead of being horrible it actually just felt good with them intimately inside you and it made you cum there. imagine if they were really pushy, touching your body and stuff, but it felt weirdly sensitive, and you felt happy because they seemed to be getting off from it. Congrats you're a woman!

    It turns out the thought of being taken by someone and having stuff done inside you and use your body to get off and have someone great make you their little bitch IS actually lewd af. A woman actually wants to serve you and be used, because that's literally, physically how she is made to cum. A man doesn't know it, because treating their ass in the same manner would be physically painful and humiliating for him.

    You can now see how muscles are just sexy within the context of "look, this is the body that's gonna fuck you", (and of course how pretty they are is appreciated, which is why you don't want too much as to be grotesque.) It means she's weaker and less able to get away, making you seem more overwhelming. it means the man is better stock and more "above" her looking down, because of course anyone that likes being taken wants to be taken by someone great.

    honestly seeing what I now see I feel lied to. Men are Gods and women should worship us and serve us like a little fangirl, and we'll take care of them, because they literally love it that way. Seriously who cares if equality is more "dignified" than that, it has 0 sex appeal!!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Did you just talk yourself into being gay?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        no, but I can finally at least see why someone might be.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      In my theory women's list is more psychological. They "admire" more than "appreciate" which is the opposite for men.

      Physical attributes are hardly the sole factor for them to list, but in a vacuum like say, tinder they play the biggest role. So things they can admire like being considerably taller than others or more fit, asymmetrical faces take the lead.

      In real life, confidence, success in life, positions of power or maturity play a much bigger role.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >List

        Fucking phone. I mean lust*

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >List

        Fucking phone. I mean lust*

        being attractive is ALWAYS the most important thing in a relationship. personality second, money third. I'm not kidding either, they've done studies on this, and I see no reason why we should pretend otherwise. Relationships are in part just for fun after all, so there needs to be APPEAL to fuel them, and that generally comes from your attractiveness. Not to say the other things are useless, but that beauty is actually genuinely most important and what is most important should be put in front not be sidelined. You want to inspire desire in your partner.

        However men's body does not inspire desire the same way a women's does. Dominating her and making her yours is very appealing to her, which can be done with even your dad's body type. sure you'll appear greater and more impressive if you're physically bigger and prettier than her, but i don't see why an ordinary selfish big ego male couldn't acquire the kind of appeal a woman enjoys, if he knows what to go for. Take it with a grain of salt though, I don't have much experience.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I believe the issue is far too complex, ironically since we are trying to dumb I down to a few factors.

          In my personal experience with women (meaning that of mine and the social circles I interact with). Attractiveness is the most consistent, yes, but not the most deterministic. The reason why it's difficult to notice is because personality is not the most readily apparent trait.

          I know anecdotes are not the best way of reasoning, but I feel like these fit. I have two twin brothers (not identical, we are quadruplets). The three of us attracted women in vastly different ways and vastly different type of women despite being quite similar in levels of physical attractiveness.

          >The ambitious, hard-working, traditional guy
          >The jolly, confident womanizer
          >The emphatic, eccentric intellectual

          Joyfulness and confidence seemed to attract the most, but he was also the one that pursued most women out of all. Women enjoyed that he seemed to know what he was going to do to them. He attracted the most basic type of women that just wanted to have fun.

          The ambitious attracted women that were interested in long term relationships as they wanted to experience that long term focus.

          And the empathetic guy while not as numerous as the confident guy, was the one who more effortlessly attracted women, as women that wanted that level of intimacy were naturally attracted to his personality.

  64. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    where does a guy who never wore a tux get one on a budget

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      You rent one from a mans apparel store or a wedding shop.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        rent? why

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Do you wear a tuxedo to work? Do you plan to wear a tuxedo to put gas in your car? If not, then you rent one.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            no but id like to just have one?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              But you just said, on a budget? If you are on a budget, you rent one. If you have a bunch of money to spend, then buy one right now or buy one later. You can also rent another one later if the need arises.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Because you're only going to use it once

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I wire mine often: to concerts, the opera, etc. The symphony makes a great date.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Oh I see. Then in your case it might be worth the purchase

  65. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What is the appeal of being a dogfag?
    https://voca.ro/1mzj8yP2ZApg

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        https://voca.ro/1n1Xy6l6pjVj

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          kek wtf
          what if the water is just rainwater? is that ok? then he's not taking your water

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      People are too soi to beat their dogs anymore

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        https://voca.ro/1n1Xy6l6pjVj

    • 1 week ago
      crowd favorite

      wasn't even touching her
      just hopping on one leg saying dat bee
      https://voca.ro/14P6K0bs0Hh0
      cat fags will never know this pleasure

      What role does eloquence play in attractiveness, if any at all.

      State gender

      none be sweet to me

      I decided I'm not going to the store. God, give me strength to not indulge myself in gluttony. Thank you, amen.

      90+% cacao chocolate is basically vegetables

      I wish I saved the voca but she posted a long rambling voca trying to explain why she isnt gay but it just made her seem super duper gay
      Someone with archive skills needs to get on it if she didnt delete it

      is there any way to make a definitive "i am not gay" statement that doesn't make you seem gay

  66. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why am I so smart?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Braincel’d, again.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because you can't get pussy, so you make up for it by studying.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://voca.ro/19R9iqFHjFL0

      What role does eloquence play in attractiveness, if any at all.

      State gender

      https://voca.ro/1gwIHPmAlEpC

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You have an amazing voice (nohomo). Have you ever considered making content with it? Seems like you could enjoy it in any case, considering the vocas.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          https://voca.ro/13zUihbeSS85
          Also people give me voices to do or songs before I gotta go home in a bit

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Do a posh Norf London voice

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              https://voca.ro/1cc2ASRtRdvN

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I hate that I understood the reference, I really am here too often

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Fr though I love ladybug anon I hope she still lurks

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I hope she posts feet pics

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                foot fags get the rope

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                https://voca.ro/1bMjzBQc2i44

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Read this poem:
            Take up the White Man's burden—
            Send forth the best ye breed—
            Go bind your sons to exile
            To serve your captives' need;
            To wait in heavy harness
            On fluttered folk and wild—
            Your new-caught, sullen peoples,
            Half devil and half child.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I did a joke reading but nah I'm not actually posting that lmao

            • 1 week ago
              crowd favorite

              he ain't got the voice furrit
              https://voca.ro/10esrF7zIehU

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Damn, that's pretty good.

                Ok fuck it
                https://voca.ro/12bQ5y8p9kpi

                Kek, did anyone hear you?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >did anyone hear you
                Probably lol I hear ppl walking past

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Ok fuck it
              https://voca.ro/12bQ5y8p9kpi

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                he ain't got the voice furrit
                https://voca.ro/10esrF7zIehU

                based and cultured

  67. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What role does eloquence play in attractiveness, if any at all.

    State gender

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      M
      The way you talk and communicate yourself is closely linked to charisma. And charisma is what draws people towards you.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      If a woman is unable to articulate herself clearly and succinctly, it's a huge turn-off. Imagine how fat drunk women from the South sound.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Imagine how fat drunk women from the South sound.

        When is it acceptable to give up and someone and consider them "beyond hope"? I swear, it's like some people want to be miserable.

        https://voca.ro/13cupZu4eyR2

        Would it be offputting to ask a girl I am seeing if us dating makes things awkward for her in our youth group? She's been with the group for a few months and I just entered a little over a month ago, so she's more tight-knit. I just am now sure if it puts her in a bad position if people overhear us talking about our last date or see us walk out together, ect. We've been dating for 1 week and are setting up our third date.

        Fuck da haters, just enjoy dating (and treat her well innit)

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >Imagine how fat drunk women from the South sound.
        https://voca.ro/11AlqjuyYdE1

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Hey man you wanna go rock climbing later? I'm in Bangladesh.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            https://voca.ro/1k2tnPknRqow

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Ok rape u tomorrow

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          https://voca.ro/1f6XOaCLCFpy

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            https://voca.ro/1d1RnbKwuaR8

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              https://voca.ro/1dC6ai7WTWoa

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                just like every American gets a "British accent" horribly wrong lol

              • 1 week ago
                crowd favorite

                https://voca.ro/1c3NQx0JPK0B

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                https://voca.ro/1hXGBByO7F8l

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      F, a huge role. I don't like vocabularylets who only know how to swear and repeat internet memes.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Imo very much so, F, not primarily because it's sexy (which it usually is) but because it enables the guy to communicate well with you and allow you to get to know the way he thinks, how he ticks. So that will sooner make you realize you like the way that person thinks, as well being a huge benefit in a relationship as opposed to trying to have a constructive argument with someone who keeps going (like a lot of guys do) "dunno" in response to how things make him feel or how he would like to see them in the relationship.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      M. I need a woman who can speak, not just read, ancient Latin, atque opotet te tamquam alterum Ciceronem loqui (meretrices mediaevales sive ecclesiasticae cor parum sciunt accendere). Attic Greek is a plus.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I actually know a woman who can do this but she's in her 40s now.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Women say they want a guy with good vocabulary but the only thing their boyfriends say is "woof" and "bark" LMAOOOOO

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        https://voca.ro/1kmo4dXHGtH7

  68. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    When is it acceptable to give up and someone and consider them "beyond hope"? I swear, it's like some people want to be miserable.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      It's over when you're 30

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Shit... thirty is when the pussy just starts for men.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          only for guys who were already successful in their 20s

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Give up on* someone, brain fart

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Objectively speaking, it's never acceptable. We can always do better than how we are doing. Our limitations are often imaginary.

      It's a lenghty topic but the basic formula goes like this

      >Experiences create expectations
      >Expectations dictate our ways of thinking

      This has been proven. If you constantly tell a kid that they are smarter than the others they will perform better. It applies every facet of our lives that it's not physiologically dependent.

  69. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I decided I'm not going to the store. God, give me strength to not indulge myself in gluttony. Thank you, amen.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Good for you, try to see it as an investment, rather than NOT giving into something you opt to invest a little (of your behavior) into a bigger goal. After all, not bunging or losing weight is nothing more than lots of these small moments where you make a choice that aligns with the greater good. So props.

  70. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why do women stare at ugly men? Do they ruin your day by existing?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm just shocked that male ugliness has reached a new low

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        It's not male ugliness, it's the fact that the standards of female creatures have skyrocketed. Now you need to be a millionaire rapper like Little Durk with multiple number one albums if you want to have a chance.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          https://voca.ro/1mOpYJUJkk9k

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Your fascination with that particular rapper is the funniest part of this gimmick

  71. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Would it be offputting to ask a girl I am seeing if us dating makes things awkward for her in our youth group? She's been with the group for a few months and I just entered a little over a month ago, so she's more tight-knit. I just am now sure if it puts her in a bad position if people overhear us talking about our last date or see us walk out together, ect. We've been dating for 1 week and are setting up our third date.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No, I'd think that was thoughtful and kind that he's considering my feelings

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No, I'd think that was thoughtful and kind that he's considering my feelings

      Cool. I really wasn't sure if that was weird to ask. Do you think it's fine to say

      "I had wanted to ask since you're definitely more tight-knit with the others in [group]. Does it put you in an awkward position in any way if people are aware we're seeing each other? I am happy to keep it on the down-low if you need that for the time being. I just don't want you to be put in an uncomfortable situation. Let me know. Excited to see you tomorrow!"

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        That's good, but I think it would easier to ask it in person. But if that's not an option, texting is fine.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Gotcha. I'll ask in person.

  72. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why do women laugh at me in grocery stores?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Dude, your pants are down to your ankles, pull them up already. Christ.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why do women stare at me like I'm a serial killer?

  73. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I want to move out soon but I heard there's a recession coming.
    Should I hold off? I really want to get a place of my own.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Same for me

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      How secure is your job? If its absolutely secure then go for it. If you are the lowest rank with the least seniority then wait.

    • 1 week ago
      PHD FINANSHAL ADVISA

      https://voca.ro/17kUDtB4BsZK

  74. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    In retrospect I should have called my ex a filthy bitch during sex

  75. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    In JHs defence just because you like same sex doesn't mean you're gay or even bi. It's 2022, it's pretty easy to be prison gay or just not have preference (not bi).

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      JH is pretty gay, she just can't admit it to herself.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        >spams about dicks erryday
        >gay

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, most homophobes suck cock on the downlow

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Dildos, not dicks. She hates cum too.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Dildos are pretty dick like tho

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Not relevant. Lesbians and straight men can be into them without wanting real dick.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You don't know that. I mean I shitpost on /lgbt/ and /cm/, people tell me I'm closeted but I've never found irl guys hot

        It's a kink when everything else is too boring

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I mean, she makes out with women and insists it's totes straight.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            People kiss their dogs. You going to tell them they're into bestiality?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >People kiss their dogs
              You just know

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              If it turns them on to make out with their dog, yeah.

              [...]
              No?
              [...]
              Is it just practice?

              >Is it just practice?
              She's 31, not 13.

              I'd say your accusation using this as evidence is bad but she did admit she had romantic feelings for that girl at least one time

              Yeah. And she lewds with girls here all the time, maybe even more often than she does with guys. I don't know, pretty gay to me.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Women lewding eachother is a defense mechanism to appease men without risking having to flirt with them

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Men pretending their favourite namefag is straight is a defense mechanism too.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I already know stardew is gay tho

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I wonder if anons making trips is another way gays make themselves visible just like talking in a femme voice

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                https://voca.ro/190Iq4IBbtkI

              • 1 week ago
                crowd favorite

                definitive

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I'd say your accusation using this as evidence is bad but she did admit she had romantic feelings for that girl at least one time

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Whoever you're talking about loves to dyke out, for sure

  76. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    STOP TALKING ABOUT NAMEFAGS! I HATE NAMEFAGS!

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Namefags get the dick.

  77. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    *punches you in the face*
    Think you're tough, buddy? HUH!?

  78. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How do I contact my better half, so I can quit wasting time, and get on with that purpose of the universe?

  79. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why do women pretend they can be lonely and adopt terms like "femcel"?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Femcel just means they're cynical radfems who hate men. You know, just like incels hate women except femcels have sex with them

  80. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I now recall how when I was a kid, when my mom tried to make me wait in at the checkout line while she go "grabs something real quick", I never let her pull that shit, I'm like nah, and I just walk out of the line with the cart and follow her, it's like if you want me to wait in line, you gotta at least give me the ability to pay, otherwise if it's my turn and you're not back, I'm just gonna go to the back of the line and continue waiting

  81. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    is it normal to give absolutely zero shit about sports?

    • 1 week ago
      crowd favorite

      seems so especially for millenials onward

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://voca.ro/1k74Zsx1OyMO
      dying

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        How is it different to any other leisure activity?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          https://voca.ro/1gf4NCdbD2Ch

          • 1 week ago
            crowd favorite

            i think sports should be heavily taxed with the revenue going to the schools the players came from

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Holy based, agreed

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            But how does it differ from, say, performing arts?

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              https://voca.ro/15zIv985RYFh

  82. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why do whores get mad when i stare at their ass? theyve done much nastier things with them

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      why are you staring at asses.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        because imagine a scenario in my hear where im allowed to touch them

        it's dangerous when an animal bigger than you is tracking you

        are you calling me small

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          i imagine a scenario in my head* sorry im out of it

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            all the ass staring has made you an ass yourself

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              You are what you eat, after all

        • 1 week ago
          crowd favorite

          you're probably bigger than the girls you're staring at and it makes them anxious

          no girls get mad if a baby stares at them because what is a baby going to do lmao anyone can beat up a baby

    • 1 week ago
      crowd favorite

      it's dangerous when an animal bigger than you is tracking you

  83. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why can't single girls be real

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      seconding this

      Because Chad exists.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://voca.ro/1dcsK3PzB2Lh

  84. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How attractive would Loid forger's personally be in real life?

    The stoic gentleman.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      literally me, well, practically me, okay okay, I mean we're both human males, that's gotta count for something, right?

  85. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    As the hours pass
    I will let you know
    That I need to ask
    Before I'm alone
    How it feels to rest
    On your patient lips
    To eternal bliss
    I'm so glad to know

  86. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why are women like this?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because they can be, that cuck won't leave the relationship because she's the best he can get

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >dude women don't judge you based on past lovers lol

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >sharing your incel fanfiction

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Because society gives them zero reason not to be
      I'm amazed there's anything approaching decent women at all

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      just don't get a girl with experience, easy.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        The only women with no experience these days are literal 12 year olds

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          you say that, but the shit 12 year olds are doing, I don't know....

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            There's a reason I didn't say 13 year olds
            I'm pretty sure most girls have already given a blowjob before they enter high school now

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        or just get a girl who isnt a bitch

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I might, just gotta wait for the Sex reassignment surgery to get into black magic level, or just be okay with dicks

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Men. How would you react if this happened to you?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'd ask her about it later on. Y'know, communicating.

      • 1 week ago
        crowd favorite

        if that story happened to me it means she cheated so i have like a whole roster to refresh and get through

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I'd dump her, simple as.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        break up, if you don't love me, don't be with me, simple as
        I'm perfectly fine with being by myself

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Leave her
        I'm not marrying someone who still has pussy tingles for her exes

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I would pretend not to have heard so as not to make a scene, and then I'd bring it up in private. I'd ask what we could do to make it better for her. If there's nothing, I guess that's the end of the relationship. If we don't break up, I'd also ask that she not reveal intimate details of our relationship to others.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I would have made the comment about not being gifted but then not said anything more about it until we were alone. We would be breaking up after that, no question about it.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      https://voca.ro/1cxkDjmyMhSg

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm secure knowing I'm better than 95% of guys,

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        RIP Rich

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      they broke up

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        > tfw started dating my cute high shcool gf when she was a virgin

        feels good never having to worry about this

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          she your wife?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          I just want to emphasize, we were BOTH in high school.

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            okay groomer

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          i love how women will go "ewww why do guys want a virgin are you INSECURE we don't compare you to our exes!" and then they'll go and admit they still think about Todd's 8 incher excavating her uterus

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I love how men will go about being the most violent and aggressive gender by a huge amount and then expect to be treated like human beings and not the uncontrollable animals that they are

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              god I wish a girl would treat me like her pet animal

            • 1 week ago
              crowd favorite

              based and essential pilled

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              yeah, I wouldn't mind being treated like an animal if girls actually loved me as much as they loved a cute dog.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Excuse me, I'm plenty controllable and it's a real problem.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              Reminder that men are only violent and aggressive because those are the men women let fuck them and pass their violent, aggressive genes down to

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Genes get passed down to both genders not just their sons. If it were genetic then women would end up being just as violent. However men make up the majority of violent crimes, murders, rapes. Isnt it fun to generalize? I love this game. All men are violent and incapable of controlling themselves and should be treated as such.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        based
        glad a guy wasn't a cuck for once

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I dunno, I mean it makes sense that he left because she still had something for her ex, but this kinda comes off as him being way too insecure about his dick size.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          >oh honey, don't be sad, having sex with you might not be as satisfying as it is with my sex, but think on the bright side, you're such a nice provider, don't be insecure now

      • 1 week ago
        crowd favorite

        imagine being so obsessed with your genitals
        lol

        hey guys dont you think youre being a little bit hard on women? some of the stuff you are saying is rude

        i've been given a lot of reasons to be prejudiced against women & despite what i say i give every novel person "nice boy" first

  87. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    What's something you believe?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      All things end.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      people are born lucky/unlucky

    • 1 week ago
      crowd favorite

      the hardest thing
      you'll ever learn
      is just to love
      and be loved in return

      Why are women like this?

      hard wired to compare men

  88. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Resisting the urge to pay tinder $25 to see who my likes are

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      what'd you gain from that except a hollow ego boost.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      she looks like my sister

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I had a dozen times where tinder offered me a 50 % discount
      I still didnt do it

  89. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >patreon was down today
    No wonder there was a gap in my earnings. Any other anons affected by this?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      sorry you had to go through that ma'am, allow me to cover the gap, whats your cashapp?

  90. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Anons my boss wants to move me into a managerial position but I am literally the least knowledgeable person about our product.

    How the fuck do I convince a bunch of people who know more than me that I'm worthy of their respect?

    • 1 week ago
      crowd favorite

      focus on knowing what you need to know like targets and your hr admin, scheduling vacation and coverages, and making sure that the people who need to know about your product know about it

      no matter what they know you're getting fed knowledge from upstairs about what needs to happen and your job is to motivate and inspire the people under you to make that happen, which has little to do with the end product which is why outside hiring is so common

      be the change you want to see, what does a good boss mean to you?

  91. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    !--WATER CHECK--!
    Have you drank water today?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      NO
      ALL I DRANK TODAY WAS CARBONATED SUGARY DRINKS

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      no but i swallowed a lot of my spit on accident while chewing tobacco

    • 1 week ago
      crowd favorite

      just had about 10z
      thank you anti kidney stone fairy

    • 1 week ago
      Exhibanon

      I drank water 3 seconds before posting this. Get on my level.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve had coffee, water w/ lime juice, some pineapple, and I will have tea later.

  92. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Women;
    would you date a 27 year old virgin who's been using LULZ for 14 years and will only talk over email and Steam because he hates Discord on principle?
    Hypothetically speaking this guy would have interests in history and manga.

  93. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'd jump under a train if I wasn't inside one

  94. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Do you think ladies are lying when they say they like small dicks?

    • 1 week ago
      Exhibanon

      No. Plenty of girls don't get much out of penetration anyways, and the ones who do, you don't need to go all that deep to hit the important stuff.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Probably. But if they're telling the truth, then it's kind of hot.
      Not because I have a small dick, but because girls with weird fetishes are strangely attractive.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      who cares
      you know, I've come to realize that I don't really like girls that much, or guys, or relationships to be honest
      fuck people

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Obviously
      Just look at

      Why are women like this?

  95. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Okay
    so if women don't care about dick size
    why do women care about dick sizes

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I want a guy to fit in me. Call me picky.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >so if women don't care about dick size
      They do

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        so why do they pretend to not care then

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          some do, some don't
          some like to pretend that every one doesn't, some like to pretend that every one does

          just know if you've got a bitch on your hand who's more fit for the streets

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          To pretend they're moral good people and not as shallow and judgmental as they claim men are

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            evil

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Bunch of schizos think really are more likely to think women are all part of some secret conspiracy to lie about dick preferences rather than think women are telling the truth. The lot of you are severely mentally deranged.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              I'm convinced that these kind of post, not the one you're replying to, but your post, is like some kind of integrated cope world view of women can do no wrong, and women are incapable of caring about dick sizes that some men have developed to not deal with reality

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I am woman you schizo

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                I thought about that angle, but I figured it's more like a guy given the fact that we're on LULZ
                I mean I appreciate you for not caring about dick sizes, if that's even true, but like you said, girls aren't a hivemind

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              It doesn't have to be a conspiracy, women can do it entirely on their own. It's all to pretend you're tolerant and open and not superficial even when you actually are.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                You sound like such a pussy. Why do some guys insist on letting their dick size control their life? That is seriously so pathetic

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Why do some guys insist on letting their dick size control their life?
                Because when a big part of life is getting a mate and your potential mates care a lot about dick size it's kind of important

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >your potential mates
                you don't have any of those at this rate, and i promise it has nothing to do with your dick

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                This, he should wear a wedding ring to a bar

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                it's not the idea of not finding a date that's scary, it's so fucking simple to find a date it's not even funny
                it's the idea that there are women out there, who are fully capable and comfortable enough to pretend to be in love with you despite the contrary that's scary, the ability to lie to your face, to say I love you without meaning it, that's some soul wrenching shit right there, dude was about to marry the girl just to find out that she didn't think sex with him was as great as with her ex, think about that before marriage, thinking about sex with an ex.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                a lot of shit is scary anon, that doesn't mean you can just hide and talk shit all day and pretend it's everyone else's fault that you're a bitch, either nut up or shut up

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                attraction is not a requirement for reproduction
                so, tough luck, girls are cunts

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                yeah, self esteem is so weird right, it's funny how something so small, like tiny tits, hip sizes, nipple size, areola size, or basically self image can affect a human, lol

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Not to this extent. Do you see women making up all of these conspiracy theories about men collectively lying about liking small breasts? No. This is obsession to an unhealthy degree.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                >Not to this extent. Do you see women making up all of these conspiracy theories about men collectively lying about liking small breasts? No. This is obsession to an unhealthy degree.
                Because
                >men actually DO like small breasts
                >if a woman has small breasts she can actually change them
                >women have such a pathetically easy time getting sex and relationships so they never have to worry about their small breasts ruining their chances at a relationship
                Women literally have no reason to be insecure about their bodies because of men. All their insecurities are because of other women.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Lots of pussy whining to just tell me you let insecurities run your life.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                shut up
                it'd be like calling a girl insecure if he wants to break up with his boyfriend because she overheard him say that she's only with her because she's easy pussy.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like she's just insecure

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Making up schizo scenarios to justify being a pussy now? Still not good

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Well, Ladies
                would you break up with your boyfriend if you overheard this?

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                No, I'm not that insecure, I don't even care if he's out there sleeping with other women as long as he comes back home at the end of the day

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                that's just called having zero self respect

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                oh fuck youuuu
                so when it's a guy, he's insecure
                when it's a girl, she has self respect

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                cry about it, we are not made equal, girls have it easier because we evolved that way

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                Cuck.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous

                stop being insecure

              • 1 week ago
                crowd favorite

                the thing about that conversation that sparked this episode of gender wars is that what happened stripped down is that a man overheard his wife to be talking fondly of a past lover

                like if the other poster had a snake in his pants the conversation probably would have stayed there because talking to girlsfriends about fond memories is just some shit women do, comparing men is shit women do, and there's a lot of overlap there

                it just happened to be about dick
                it could have been about social class
                it could have been about race
                it could have been about being that special childhood friend

                women will chatter to each other about things their men have no control about because that is fundamentally interesting to them, just as it is fundamentally hurtful to the subjects discussed
                you're just not meant to hear about what women talk about amongst themselves
                it's not good for you

                but once you hear it you shouldn't throw a partnership you made in the trash because you don't just get a tabula rasa when you dump what you have

                you get additional baggage and you roll the dice on someone else's baggage, it's a wash, and probably on top of that the next women you have will have known someone with an indelible quality you lack

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          most girls don't past the Buddhist check of speech

          Before you speak ask yourself, Is it true? Is it nessasary? Is it kind?

  96. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I have a 7 inch gigadick and I'm still a KHVirgin, you don't get laid with dick pics

  97. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    hey guys dont you think youre being a little bit hard on women? some of the stuff you are saying is rude

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      they'll get over it, not like it's something they can't change, like a small dick.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      honestly they kind of deserve it at this point

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Incel hours

  98. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Dating as a average 6' white guy is hardmode

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      what about dating as an ugly 6' white guy? am i playing on legendary?

  99. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why do I always get addicted to BPD people who love bomb me?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      cause you're pathetic?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Bc that's the name of the game. That's the point of manipulation and abuse. It's why people stay.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      cause you're pathetic?

      yes, sounds you're pathetic

      I've been love bombed by a bpd girl before
      she told me she loved me when we had sex for the first time
      we were only together for like a month or so
      its ridiculous when you think about it
      love =/= attraction

  100. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [deleted post]

    alright I was deliberating how to proceed but ultimately solved the situation rather quickly
    I asked her if she likes Teen Titans Go and she said it's horrible and a slap in the face to the original show
    I said I'm sorry but I just don't think things are going to work out between us
    She said what are you talking about lmao and I left her on read

  101. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can anyone explain to me why my boyfriend is obsessed with the idea of touching me

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      because you are cute and he loves you presumably osaka

      yeah, I wouldn't mind being treated like an animal if girls actually loved me as much as they loved a cute dog.

      >girls actually loved me as much as they loved a cute dog
      YJK

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Do you not want him to?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        it's overwhelming and it's scary

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      With the idea or with actually doing so?

  102. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    hi
    im a 22 yo transgirl
    my best friend is trans like meeeeee
    the other day i was talking about how ugly i am
    and she got really mad
    she says im beautiful and the person she looks up to
    she started crying really hard
    i apologized but she told me to go away
    so i blocked her and cried
    im evil and now my only friend hates me!
    please tell me what to do
    she was my only friend and the only person who was ever nice to me in my entire life

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      you are a man in a dress, go home and punch your dad for failing you

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        noooo i paaaaaasssssssss

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          my mistake ma'am, do you perchance have any of your used sweaty socks for sale?

  103. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How do I kill my attraction to a girl? I'm close friends with someone but I need to seriously calm it down with her. Obviously if I was speaking to another girl as of right now it would be manageable, but in the time-being how do we calm ourselves down? Just platonic friends, is it possible?

  104. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why do women like fuck boys

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They're hot and women enjoy sex, just not with most men.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      they like sex, pretty straight forward I think, but it's like, they can't admit that, so they'll cope in their mind and come up with weird justifications so convincing that they themselves buy into later on.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      because women exclusively like chad no matter how much they try to pretend otherwise

  105. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I'll never love again
    my world is ending

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      What happened, anon?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I wish that I could turn back time
        'Cause now the guilt is all mine
        Can't live without the trust from those you love

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          So you cheated?

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I know we can't forget the past
            You can't forget love and pride
            Because of that, it's killing me inside

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              It's not an issue of pride, it's an issue of facts. It was a fact that you cheated. On the surface it might look like a hurt ego, but the implications are factual. You can't be trusted with monogamy, for whatever reason you might want to embellish it with. They expected commitment and compromise from you and you didn't deliver either.

              The damage is to their self esteem, but the issue is with you, not them. You can only work on the issue or accept it's consequences. Living a lie doesn't make it true. Cheaters that never get caught don't objectively experience true love, as their hidden side is just a lie they are good at pretending.

              • 1 week ago
                Anonymous
  106. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Girls do you like guys with skinny legs?

  107. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    In causal settings / professionally, many people tell me that I am very friendly and polite / funny and easy to talk to. A female co worker actually recently told me she wishes she worked with me more because of how funny I apparently am? However I feel like I have to put on a front for women because they might not like that? Like if I’m the same nice guy I usually am around other people they’ll think I’m a square or whatever so I usually just shut off and I’m super awkward

    Am I right in my feelings or should I just be the same around everyone? Or will women just think I’m weak and too nice?

  108. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    why cant women get the fuck off my imageboard? you have your own foid-only sites so why come here

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >ask the opposite gender anything
      You seem to be in the wrong place if you want to avoid women. You did this to yourself.

  109. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    My gf always says she wants me to tell her how I really feel and that she can handle it. But I don’t think she could really handle me telling her I don’t love her or that I would be fine doing nothing but having sex once in a while and just hanging out sometimes.
    Really what’s the downside of just lying? I pretend, she gets to be happy and at some point we just break up because we „want something different“

    • 1 week ago
      crowd favorite

      she probanly knows how you feel and is looking for a valid reason to cut the cord

      why waste the effort on lying
      lying is like a high interest happiness loan that gets paid off with despair

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        I wouldn’t actually care if she broke up with me, why would I? She’s the one who keeps telling me how much she loves me and keeps talking about how she wants to move in together so That clearly isn’t the case. I’m just wondering if anyone else has had success with stringalongmaxxing.

        • 1 week ago
          crowd favorite

          >i don't care about whether or not she brakes up with me so why not lie and keep her around longer

          ugh
          i'm leaving, i don't want to exhaust myself even talking to this level of mental static

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Why is this bad though? I can tell she’s happy when I’m with her. And I won’t give her a bad breakup when I’m done with her I’m just gonna say it’s over and I don’t think we are compatible anymore. Wouldn’t you want to have a good time even if most of it was fake?

  110. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    both genders
    do you like retrowave music ?

    • 1 week ago
      crowd favorite

      yeah this is nice but seat geek commercials are the worst commercials i habe ever seen

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      M, yeah it's some good shit

  111. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Why are women obsessed with brunch? Just wait another hour and make it lunch

  112. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Guys is there any reason why you would be rude to a girl? I feel like guys are always kind of cold/mean to me for no real reason even if I haven't offended them.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't like talking to girls
      but no, I won't bother being mean to one, I'd just stop talking to her

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      They don't see you as a threat nor a romantic partner.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I'm probably bantering. Or you have a persecution complex. If I dislike you then I simply don't interact or I stay super polite, I wouldn't waste my energy on being mean to a random girl.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      because all i know is banter and idk how to flirt

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      When she tries to go beyond what I'm comfortable with.

  113. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I am having a headache thought the day. I already smoked like half a pack of cigarettes and feel kinda anxious/restless.

    What do. I try to sleep but cant

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      drink enough
      stop eating sugar and carbohydrates
      go outside, touch grass, get sunlight on your skin
      nofap

  114. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    For the average girl how easy would it be to find a bf? I really want one lol

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      A good boyfriend, difficult, any boyfriend, easy.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      easy. are you having trouble or something?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I guess I'm just awkward or not good at finding one? How does one find bf?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Get out of the house. Meet more people.
          Maybe try dating apps. Women have an easier time on them, but you might get guys who just want sex.
          If you're really REALLY desperate, you can be my gf ;).

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >For the average girl how easy would it be to find a bf?
      literally effortless
      there's a reason only 30% of women between 18-29 are single in the US

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Hi babe, ASL

  115. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    >yeah sex with my ex was so much better, I've nothing against my fiancée, except she's like super loose down there, and the smell, eck.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Instant break up if I overheard this

  116. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    women with bfs

    do you respect your bfs boundaries when hes doing no nut november? or do you take issue with it?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      lmao, I wouldn't be boyfriends with a dweeb doing no nut november

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        how does that make him a dweeb? Its about self restraint and discipline, seethe

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          sure, nnn is incel shit

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            Who actually does NNN? I thought that was just a meme?

            women with bfs

            do you respect your bfs boundaries when hes doing no nut november? or do you take issue with it?

            lmao, I wouldn't be boyfriends with a dweeb doing no nut november

            cope
            retaining your seed is retaining your energy
            women
            when we men dont coom for a while
            our dicks get superpowers and we can shot our jizz over a meter away

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          It's fucking retarded.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Who actually does NNN? I thought that was just a meme?

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        literally everyone

        sure, nnn is incel shit

        only a porn addict would seethe this hard over nnn, sorry you failed

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          cool, I don't care
          gave my boyfriend a hug and kiss just to make you seethe some more

        • 1 week ago
          Exhibanon

          >literally everyone
          I don't know a single person who does.

  117. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone here deal with really bad social anxiety around women and conquer it by approaching them when you’re out and fucking up a bunch but finally getting the hang of it eventually?

  118. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Does face cleanliness or hair grooming matter more to women?

    t. Celebrity skin but homeless hair

  119. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the girl sounds like an insecure retard to be honest.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why can't people respect privacy?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I don't really see the problem here, why does it even matter, just marry the dude.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      did you just type this up or something

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        why are you trying to invalidate other people's experiences?
        don't be a bigot

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          i'm just saying women don't think like this and guys dont talk like this

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            now I know you're baiting, what kind of enjoyment do you get out of pretending to be a bigot.

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              dont be daft

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            I think the post is most likely a larp, however it’s not that unbelievable that a girl would be upset to hear that her bfs past lovers were better in bed than her

            • 1 week ago
              Anonymous

              >however it’s not that unbelievable that a girl would be upset to hear that her bfs past lovers were better in bed than her
              I don't think women really think about these things. If they did they wouldn't constantly go after guys with lots of past bfs

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      He should not be talking about how good his girlfriend is in bed and she should stop being self-conscious and bring it up to him so they can make their sex better.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      what, you think this is like your gotcha moment?
      she's insecure

  120. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I absolutely fucking hate my job. What do about this?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      quit if possible and find another job

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Get a better job

  121. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's easy to delude oneself in love, but I wonder why? Why most of us lose any semblance of objectivity when we are in love?

    Maybe I am projecting here, but with the amount of failed relationships, particularly marriages my statement probably holds some truth to it, I think.

  122. 1 week ago
    Mirth

    I am interested in knowing a girl I see in the halls of college once the fall semester kicks in. I'm 100% certain we will share no classes. What is the best way to approach a girl with no apparent common interest?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Why are you so into this random girl? Looks? You can meet other pretty girls in actual extracurriculars and at parties etc.

      • 1 week ago
        Mirth

        Two reasons:
        -Through someone I did learn a little about her and she seems very cool

        -She always carries an instrument. I love music

        Looks too, but not as important to me

  123. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    I am making a new thread

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      the new thread has been made

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        link cause I don't see it

        Two reasons:
        -Through someone I did learn a little about her and she seems very cool

        -She always carries an instrument. I love music

        Looks too, but not as important to me

        say hi to her in person a few times, and maybe DM her on FB or something if a friend's actually told you about her

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          you don't see it because I lied, I didn't make a new thread.

        • 1 week ago
          Mirth

          This friend (more so acquittance) doesn't know her that well either. All I really learn was a bit about her interest in dressing and other minor things. I wish they knew what instrument they played!

          • 1 week ago
            Anonymous

            >dresses cool
            >plays an instrument
            >is kinda cute
            anon you can meet tons of girls like that just by joining some music-related club at your college or going to local music bars/pubs and gigs

            • 1 week ago
              Mirth

              Yeah, but I've been seeing her for months and she stood out to me in the halls. I wish I had said hi earlier, but now its a little late for the time being. There's just something... different about her?

  124. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Many of my neighbors are super hot. Is there a way to approach them without looking like a creep?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      just talk to them

  125. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    [deleted post]

    Pale. Sorry

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      (reposted in new thread) t-that's ok D:

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