No /atoga/ in the catalog.
ITT: Ask the opposite gender anything
Falling into your wing while paragliding is called 'gift wrapping' and turns you into a dirt torpedo pic.twitter.com/oQFKsVISkI— Mental Videos (@MentalVids) March 15, 2023
No /atoga/ in the catalog.
Falling into your wing while paragliding is called 'gift wrapping' and turns you into a dirt torpedo pic.twitter.com/oQFKsVISkI— Mental Videos (@MentalVids) March 15, 2023
just let it die already
Just don't post here if you don't want to, there are dozens of other threads on this board and dozens of other boards on this site.
It's not worth it. You should block her on everything and move on with your life.
Girls, my bpd ex gf is begging me to come back and that she would do anything because all the guys she has been with have ugly dicks and told me that I have the best looking dick ever.
Is it going to be worth the hell that awaits me again.
What should I fucking do.
How old are both of u
Im 26 shes 22.
Im just so lonely.
Why are you so dumb for 26
>Is it going to be worth the hell that awaits me again.
>the hell that awaits me
Fuck. No. Run far, far away.
I had one bpd girl in my life, had crazy sex when I was just 17, she was moaning like a porn star
but the rest was just unbearable
I didnt even know what bpd was back then, but I wrote her a letter and blocked her everywhere
You deserve to be spat on for asking such a retarded question. I hope she gives you STDs.
Men, what kind of tatoos do you like on a girl?
None if made by someone else, a womb tattoo would be hot if she made it herself
I hate all tattoos on girls. If you got tattoos, you're telling everyone around you that your IQ is barely above 80 and that men should only use you for sex.
Hidden underboob ones
I don't. I've got tattoos btw, I just don't like them on women.
I love bad ass tattoos. No stupid shit like butterflies but flames or skulls or some shit like that. But over excessive tattoos are overkill. Like entire face tatted is overkill but I wouldn't mind a small tattoo on the say cheek or neck.
Literally none. Even if she's doing it to conceal a scar.
The moment I see cool tattoos I know this girl is probably way too confident and cool for me so I steer away.
None. They're cringe and lower class. They look horrible on everyone.
Why do you homosexuals keep having these threads? Seriously?
The ratio of men vs females here is fucking laughable. I’ll check in on these threads from time to time, and whenever there is a “poll”, there are like seven “M” replies then one “F”. Embarrassing, snd you don’t even fucking know if that’s an actual woman or not
I’m sure there were females in these threads before, but I’m pretty damn certain the autism of the desperate mongoloids who spam these threads have driven them off already. Let it die and fuck off
Women, how do you like being approached by a handsome stranger? Cite favorite time it happened to you thanks
While we're doing an activity together, by making conversation on whatever we're both doing. I don't like random cold approaches, I've never responded positively to guys who walked up to me randomly no matter how they looked.
I'm not single but have been for a long time and really regardless of relationship status, approaches like these work out best when they are casual. Don't spring a whole show and dance upon someone, but make yourself known to them as a cool and maybe kind of funny person who is curious about them and likes their vibe. It is flattering for someone to be into you, especially when it feels like it's not just your looks/figure/face but your person.
Yes a lot of people might be kind of in a hurry or in a different headspace or taken or whatever. That doesn't matter. What matters is taking your cue for when to leave. If she avoids eye contact or gets out her phone, gives short answers, doesn't ask questions in turn, wish her a nice day and carry on. Save all your energy for girls who give you something to work with, whether that's smiles and active listening, or telling you about themselves and what they like.
If you really like someone and want to bond with them, it greatly helps to go some place together. Even if it's just accompanying each other to the spot where only one of you need to be and parting there.
Don't go on tangents about your beliefs or your life. Work in snippets in comments, anecdotes and jokes. Work your best angle. If you're (for example) not a funny guy, don't try to be, just work on being good company in different ways. Don't overanalyze how a single girl responded to you, look for patterns between experiences with different women if you want feedback from your experience.
M or F
Have you ever been outside without underwear?
F. Yes, briefly to throw the trash or sitting in the car.
Once I showed a girl how much i loved her that i would get on my knees for her in my underwear in the snow and take a picture of it.
I have neighbours with kids now so
Maybe my testerone took a fucking hit now that i'm over 30 but nowadays I just feel like having sex maybe three times a week? Sex is nice, its just the nutting part I guess. Like everything is amazing, I love the process but the actual part where I nut just feels fucking mechanical. Like even jacking off when my wife is gone kinda just feels like a chore.
Like honestly I'm just like enjoying playing with her tits or something when she is playing a vidya game or grabbing her ass in the kitchen. Like, you know just showing affection and shit that stuff is nice. Blowing my load just feels like all the other times I've blown my load and I'd rather just make my wife feel appreciated then shoot the goo more then 4 times a week now.
I don't think this is a good thing maybe I need to cut back on the alcohol (12-14 beers a week at this point, most of those consumed on the weekends when she is asleep). Maybe also I'm tired? I've been pulling 50+ hour work weeks bros so sometimes I get home and just wanna jam fighting games and go the fuck to bed.
How do you think this would affect the relationship dynamic? I'm thinking it might be a negative but I don't know.
As long as you still really enjoy the overall experience of sex, I wouldn't worry about your relationship being affected.
That said, if you still feel like your lessened libido and/or "standard" orgasm intensity detract significantly from your experience of sex, that's still very much valid. If you haven't yet, I would read up on kegels for men and experiment with that before doing anything else. Plus if you are on medication (esp antidepressants) that's going to impact things.
Thankyou thankyou I appreciate your resonse.
I actually haven't done kegels in a few years so I will get back it!
I love women!
Can any femanon give me her opinion on my situation? Here's the thread:
If I read your story correctly, it's basically:
>break up with ex
>kiss new girl
>kiss with ex
>meet up and get together with new girl
If that's the case, I honestly think you did nothing wrong. There is no point in telling your gf if you ask me because she might get hurt over the idea, it could disrupt her narrative about how your relationship started. But it's not like you slipped in some action with your ex. It's good to take a step back and look at your morality sometimes, but in this situation I really do think you should give yourself a break and not beat yourself up over it.
thank you femanon!
I've always wondered if groping boobs from a muscle chick feels different. That said, women, if a guy just comes up to you to offer a dinner date in exchange for a grope how do would you react to the interaction? Or am I setting up myself for a punch in the face?
M here but that is essentially what you are always asking when inquiring a female to a dinner date. But I'd get the feeling this particular is meant to farm fetish points, no judgement though. I get it bro.
For success I wouldn't ask in that particular way, I'd just ask for dinner dates unless you really know the chick well enough.
For unsuccess and to get shit on socially and maybe physically beat I would ask per yer verbatim.
Well to be blunt I don't think I'll be wifing a muscle chick. I just don't think our lives would be compatable. So to just ask for a dinner date means she can pull out after the dinner is over and poof curiousity not fufilled.
why do i have a fetish for a woman abusing me
Is it wrong to want a gf with big boobs?
Its just a desired trait. No use in getting into a relationship with someone who doesn't satisfy your needs. Can't control what you desire.
No, nothing wrong with that. It's normal to be shallow at times.
How can i go from socially awkward to charming and likeably?
Stop caring about what people think of you.
Guy who wears sports team t-shirts despite not caring about sports at all.
Whats so bad about this?
I don't know. That's me.
she just did the cutest thing that made me wanna fuck her bros
How do I deal with loneliness?
Like you're doing it right now. Humans are social creatures. You're litterally socializing right now.
LULZ is parasocial, doesn't really count.
I honestly disagree but either way there's strength in being able to just be by yourself and enjoy it. Go outside and just enjoy sunlight. There's a reason why 'touch grass' is a thing.
It's parasocial in that people are usually just shouting into the void and don't expect a response from a specific person.
What type of stuff should I talk about here in order to socialize?
Maybe you should talk about your genitals
Or your favourite anime
Or what kinks you have
Just kidding I suck at socializing
Don't take my advice
Well... how was your day?
I'm a natty guard dude at drill rn. Day's about to end and it was pretty uneventful. I'm probably gonna fuck around with more AI art generation once I'm released
If we were doing this face to face, you'd probably want to ask me the same so there wasn't an awkward silence.
What does that entail?
How about you?
There, was that good? Let that other guy said, talking online isn't quite the same as socializing in person. You don't follow the same social etiquette.
One fucked up thing I enjoy watching but I know is fucked up is fast food drive thru 'fire in the hole'. Its where you order a small drink then someone in the car yells 'Fire in the hole!' and the driver throws the drink back at the server and drives off. It triggers a great conversation and you get to immediately have an idea what the person is like with morals and humor.
by not dealing with it ?
why even ask that question ?
instead ask why are you alone ?
or why you feel lonely ?
What's your gender and favorite cartoon character?
arnold or Timmy turner
I like you.
M but gender is way too broad to link to a favorite cartoon. Daffy Duck would be mine. That old timely humor you don't get with modern cartoons. Yes I am old.
TT's Robin version
cringe but redpilled homestucker
I blame her for my taste in women
I have too many favourite cartoon characters
But I'd say guts from berserk is among the best there is
M, I don't watch cartoons, but since someone else already said a Homestuck character I liked Rose and Roxy best.
What can I think about to get over my ex gf?
I think about her all the time still, which is normal since it has only been 2 days but I can’t stop thinking about her.
F. Dale Gribble.
I think for the very first period, a lot of people just lose themselves in movies or something to sort of distract or numb themselves. There is only so much you can do to hasten the process, but it helps if you make (positive) changes in your life. It offers distraction, makes the past feel further away and reinforces self respect.
Women what's stopping you from dressing like this?
straight women what do you like about men?
The way they look, smell, feel. Dick. The way they act around me. Their sense of humor, strength, intelligence, curiosity. How much they care for you. The vulnerability and childlike traits that come out once they're comfy with you.
This is why I like women. Except the dick, I mean.
>The way they act around me
How do they act?
Protective, a little possessive at times, caring, helpful, romantic, physically affectionate.
Wait, you LIKE that?
I love it.
nta but yes, it’s both attractive and flattering for a man to decide you’re worth protecting.
NTA; they do. Ultimate truth pill is that women like being treated right, you just have to be a non-homosexual for it to work.
Their playfulness. Many women are extremely funny, but as a gender I feel humor is somehow not taken as seriously by women as by men, like it's more just ingrained in everything and less celebrated and honed. I love how you take up space, kind of set your own mood, in a comfortable setting. Like whistling, tapping/drumming fingers, that kind of stuff.
I am also really attracted to the more 'rugged' aspects of sex with a man (the weight he has on you, his strength and maybe aggression, body hair, deep voices, sweat) and their tenderness, like when they get flustered or stare at you all awestruck, their sensuality, their sweetness. Of course it's not always like that. But what attracts me very much in men is that discrepancy.
Also penises. Pussy is awesome, but there is something so hot and graphic about how visual male arousal is, how there's no hiding or faking it.
And happy trails. Yeah. Those are the best.
God I love women
>And happy trails
Women like this? I always shave mine cuz i think it looks gross
I love it. Granted I love body hair in general, but the happy trail specifically just looks so promising because it leads to the pubes/crotch. It's not called happy trail or treasure trail for nothing.
Their big, bulging, lickable veins.
they're really really funny, i love when they're possessive/clingy the absolute most and i love when they just bring masculine energy into my life. i also like how they're bigger than me. but i also i love when they're possessive. i love when they own me. did i mention i love it when a man is possessive and protective?
Is it a dealbreaker if I fuck your dog?
God if you're going to troll at least put some effort into your post. I guess successful troll since you got me to respond.
Do girls like this irl? or is it not real
Some of it is even common, some just appeals to weeb fantasy and wouldn't even work in real life
>some just appeals to weeb fantasy and wouldn't even work in real life
its not FAIR
To be more specific, this thought popped up when I read "will watch anime with you". Seriously, if that appeals to you so much you're a massive loser.
There's much to like in a woman and your interactions with her, watching chinese cartoons is fucking cringe, just grow out of it already.
minus the swearing/insulting because i don't, i swear to god that's me but most people said this is annoying when it was posted before
Its an acquired taste probably. Teasing girls are the best, especially when you know its not malicious and from a place of love. No i have not watched nagatoro
Women, what would you think if you discovered your bf is the owner of the oldest anarchy server in minecraft?
The perfect woman doesn't exi-
Women why do you make choices that make both men and women unhappy?
I'm very happy, I don't know what you're talking about.
Tell us your gender
Does the amount of sex you have correlate with the amount of happiness/ satisfaction you have in life ?
F. Kinda. It correlates with the time I spend with my bf, which correlates with my happiness.
How is my virgin ass supposed to answer this
"Do you need sexual fulfilment in order to be happy?"
M no because I don’t really have sex at all.
I have in the past, I wasn’t very happy then, I’m more happy now.
F Not when it was meaningless one night flings.
No. I was depressed as heck when I was with my last girlfriends, and now I'm happier and alone. But it's not negatively correlated either- I'm not happier *because* I'm alone, I'm happier because I made changes to my life and grew up a bit. Partially caused by the breakup, but unrelated.
Sometimes it does drag me down, it feels like the work I'm putting into my life is not being reciprocated in any meaningful way
>Occasionally tip of my dick touches the spiky hairs and i writhe in pain for a second
Do women even know this pain?
women would you date a guy that likes to sit on the floor?
chairs are overrated https://youtu.be/qqW6Dfct6jQ
>beep boop music
good taste https://youtu.be/eU-UsvYbIV0
I'm currently sitting on the floor between my bf's legs, so ye.
Tell him a loser on LULZ says hi!
How can you relax like that? Isn’t he… poking you? Not with his hands.
No, why would he? Lol
Because he has your cute ass in his lap? It's not like it's voluntary, haha
nta but are you 12?
>only a 12 year old gets hard from direct contact with female ass
Yeah I'm 12
12 inches deep in your mom
He doesn't, I'm on the floor and he's on the couch. He also coomed twice in the last 10 hours so unlikely.
Ahh okay. Yeah, that's a good position for hanging out together without being consumed by lewd thoughts.
does a man lose his attractiveness if you noticed he is insecure
always try to conceal shit but they end up getting surfaced
embrace single life for now
try to resolve those insecurities
and try again
I've been embracing single life for the majority of my life
Gotta admit I am not sure I even want a relationship
First thing I think about is the toxic shit, breaking up and all this bs drama
Maybe I should talk to my therapist about it, but my therapist is female and sometimes I feel like she doesn't take my concerns seriously
yeah i also get attached , and have abandonment fears , always expect the worst , as if my instinct telling me to not trust , so i basically leave at first phases or just avoid
so I've been doing the same too anon
woman actually don't want that , they in substance , seek a sense of safety , something that an insecure man cant provide
Maybe I should tell her that
I never felt like talking about my misogynistic thoughts I have from time to time with her
its not misogyny for me
i like women , well, good quality ones anyways.
you probably should , never cared to talk to therapist tbh , dont want any college libtardfag to tell me how to live , but i think sense she is a female maybe she can give you some insight , could help you have better thoughts or should i say accurate ones rather then your own head
she is quite young, though
around 30, and at least 8 / 10 on the attractiveness scale
Women, what would you think if you found out your main-sequence star bf has recently started fusing heavy elements in his core?
Kick him to the curb and start orbiting a blue super-giant
how can i become desirable to women?
Straight guys, what do you like about women?
Appearance wise, they make my dick hard. Everything else, some of them are nice human beings.
When they cosplay as my waifu
when their pretty lips move
Tits and ass, very VERY few have tolerable personalities. All their behaviours are relatively the same.
I love how kind and caring most of them are. I like when they offer hugs if i seem stressed. I like when they rest their head on my shoulder. I like when they laugh at my stupid jokes. I like how hypnotizing their bodies and faces are
Literally how and where, most women I have met were cold hearted bitches
>Literally how and where
At work, in school when I used to be at school, and when I had a social life... most girls are super nice to me. Guys on the other hand...
Extend, slow and steady wins the race
>t. 24yo dropout
OK, i have to be more precise, as long as you are ok with just staying platonic friends, they can be ok
But as soon as you they you want to have a gf they become cold hearted bitches
Just from my experience: ghosting, visually making out with other dudes and so on
>What's the hurry?
I just feel so behind in life. People i went to highschool with graduated the year i started. I'll be pushing 30 by the time i'm done, and i'll have barely done anything with my life
I graduated from uni at 28. I'm doing a-ok right now.
As more time passes, that difference will matter less.
Your high school years were turbofucked by Covid, nobody will blame you for taking a little extra time
Idk man, i've never had a a gf, but i never seem to have trouble making platonic female friends. They're all really nice to me
They see you as a dickless man.
Nah, i know thats not true lol. They seem to have a lot of faith in me for some weird reason. I don't think any of them realise im a KHHV yet tbh
If they liked you, they would have fucked you, retard.
I don't really want to fuck them either, honestly. None of them are my type. But friends are cool bro
Yeah, because women always make the first move, sure buddy, sure
Haha, you laugh but I might actually have to. I'm not prepared.
No I love makeup
>People i went to highschool with
Literally who gives a shit about them lool just live your own life
Also way more to life than school (I don't intend to get a degree myself)
I'm the same way lmao, think they see me as the gay friend tbh
>>I like when they offer hugs if i seem stressed.
We do that cause we know you guys like boobs. Or at least I do.
>They know we can feel their boobs during hugs
oh god oh fuck
I... Well, yeh, I just assumed that's why you like it. Is that bad?
Well i mean, hugs from skinny flat girls are nice too. But id be lying if i said boobs aren't a plus. The softness is absolutely heavenly. I wouldn't say thats the only reason i like it though
tfw very dense breasts that aren't very soft
>that aren't very soft
Doubt. There's no way un-soft boobs exist lol
Well they don't feel soft to me. They don't jiggle like liquid like other girls
I'm sure they're fine, anon. A little firmness isn't a bad thing either
bolted on boobs don't count lol
Probably won't get saggy as quickly.
Thank you for your service.
Then why do you hug your female friends?
I don't actually have any female friends.
Hmm. Maybe they can tell you give sexual hugs and they're weirded out.
I was just gonna say... Giving out hugs freely, especially if you have big boobies, could seem slutty.
Can confirm, my friend group seethed at girls who hugged a lot, since it seemed like "cheating" to just squish your boobs against guys.
Most I know IRL are really sweet and helpful, they can be funny and just a laugh to hang out with, they can be very smart and good at multitasking, and ofc boobs
I'm gonna get some shit for this probably but how comparatively weak they are.
I can't even put it into words, they just have a beautiful aura around them
I love how they smell, I love how they laugh when I talk to them, I love their beautiful hair, I love how dainty they are, I love how beautiful their faces are, how elegant their bodies are, I love how perfect their skin is, I love how they walk, I love how they love to be picked up by the man they love, I love how much they appreciate Romantic gestures, I love how they get dressed up and their make up done the best they can and come out looking stunningly beautiful, I love how I get to teach them about my traditionally male hobbies like shooting guns and guide how they do it and they are genuinely interested in the hobby and learning how to do it because I am, I love their maternal instincts to comfort me when I am sad, I love how they come up with names for our future children when they are still children themselves and they hold onto them for so many years.
I really love women so much.
physically : everything basically
mentally : decency and some fucking IQ , the more smart the more i like
They're really pretty and sexy
They can be so vulnerable and yet so fierce
They're (usually) nice and kind.
They're fascinating, with such a different thought process and way of looking at the world around them.
Their appearance, their hair and how long it (usually) is and that I can braid it (I can braid mine too but it's nice to braid someone else's hair), their softness (personality-wise, but also physically), their emotionalism (although the lack thereof is also attractive sometimes too), their clothing choices, their personalities, their submissiveness, their physical weakness, their protectability...
>gets close to a girl at work
>we exchange numbers
>she gets fired
>usually I don't shit where I eat at, so this is a good opportunity for me to move to phase 2
>text her if she would like to hang out sometime this week
>she says sure, but during the middle of the week she cancels
>okay, never asks why, moves on to the next girl
>FFW to today, at the mall
>sees same girl shopping around, she's happy to see me
>ask her why she had to cancel, she said she didn't want me to pay and she found a new job, blah blah blah
>ask her again when she wants to hang out, says this coming Tuesday
>I say okay
I'm kinda skeptical of this girl guys. If she truly wanted to hang out, why didn't she call me and ask first? I like her by the way and I'm sure she likes me too. This is our first time hanging out so where should I take her? Ideally something not too expensive, like the movies? I got a car so distance isn't a issue.
>TL;DR Taking a girl out, need a place to bring her to by Tuesday
>Option 1: Extend my degree by a year, and likely get a great gpa
>Option 2: Don't extend my degree and finish faster, but risk failing courses due to the stress
What do you think? I'm 24 so i'd like to finish this degree fast and start a career. But if i extend by a year, i'll likely get much better grades.
I'd take the extra year. What's the hurry?
Most jobs don't ask for grades. All the software jobs I did interviews with I was only asked for my grades from Dreamworks (yes the one that made Shrek) and some random survey company in Santa Monica.
Remember men, she'll never love you more than she loves her 10 inch black piece of silicone
Dildos don't hug you after orgasm
Men don't give orgasms
I've never even had a dildo, that's what my bf is for.
You probably shouldn't because it will ruin your relationship with your bf
Why would it? My bf makes me come more than any piece of plastic could.
Not trying to convince you just saying there does exist dildos that feel exactly like the texture of a dick
Why would I get a knock off dick when I can have the real thing? Lol
When he's not in the mood and you are
>implying he's ever not in the mood
I'm a 39 dude and I still have a high sex drive but there are days I'm just not in the mood. We're human too, we have limits.
Sucks for your SO, I guess.
>we have limits
Idk oxford's bf seems like gigachad
ive never had a dildo i think those are really weird + i'm a virgin
Is it so wrong to use makeup? I'm a woman who naturally has a long-ish face and close-set eyes (heavily male features), I kinda need to wear mascara at least if I want to look feminine.
Also, I'm not really interested to date so it's not like I'll "fool" anyone with makeup, I just want to feel feminine. I can't feel that way without makeup bc I'll just look manly without any.
No it’s fine.
There's nothing wrong with wearing make up. If you like yourself better that way, go ahead.
For me I just hate when its taking so long to get ready. But I appreciate the end result.
Nope. Ignore the incels screaming about how makeup is "fraud in a bottle" lmao
I just find it unappealing in 99%+ of cases. Mascara has no value to me whatsoever. Although at least it's not that noticeable, unlike lipstick or nail polish or whatever you call it that makes your face look all pockmarked, which have no redeeming value whatsoever.
I don't think I'd want to date someone who intentionally takes time out of their schedule in order to make themselves look worse, personally.
Girls, what are the reasons for deleting all of you IG pics and not posting face on any platform? My gf doesn't even respond to my snaps with her face
Insecurity, privacy concerns.
Home remedies for stomach ache?
I'm probably going to be late for a date, what do I do?
I still need help with
send them a notice
just communicate with her realistically, don't make up an excuse or lie about it. women hate cowards. own your mistakes.
just tell them and apologize?
Women, would you put on black, red or purple lipstick and then cover your bf's body in lipstick marks?
If he asks me to, sure. Seems innocent enough.
Do women fantasize about sex with men? or just lesbian porn?
A lot. I don't find the idea of sex with women appealing at all.
Asked a girl for drinks, although didn't insist that it would be a date -- practically I said nothing, just invited. She brought up a female friend, who was fine and somewhat chill, we spoke up a bit, I felt that the attention was switched to the friend instead.
What I found funny is that friend made several hints and remarks like "why don't you come to his place", and so on. To me, it sounded a bit like a mockery -- clear sign she's not interested. I said nothing and pretended to ignore.
Am I reading this right that that was just a waste of time?
women is it annoying if your bf grabs your boob/ass all the time?
No, it's cute.
Boob grabs all the time can get annoying and expected, yeh.
No, unless I'm trying to focus on something
Some areas have foxes, others have raccoons or bears
>others have raccoons or bears
That sounds wicked, don't think I've ever seen a wild one IRL
(I've seen cougars tho if you get me)
>Foxes like to stay away from people
Yes, they're sensitive and don't feel good unless I'm already turned on
I have a big ass so I can barely feel it, go ahead lmao
>I have a big ass so I can barely feel it
And this is why ass is inferior to boobs. It's just fat and nothing more.
Wait in America do you not get foxes running about the roads and pillaging rubbish bins at night?
Foxes like to stay away from people. It's more raccoons.
You're delightful, anon.
What do you bloody call them then? "Garbage cans" lol? Cute
I've given up not only on women, but people in general.
No one wants to be my friend, no one wants to have sex with me, and you know what? Thats fine. I dont want to hurt anyone nor do I want to make a fool of myself trying to be someone I'm not.
Right now I just want to finish writing the book I always wanted to write so that I can kill myself later this year without the regret of never writing it (it is not a manifesto or anything, just a fantasy tale I came up with when I was a child).
I actively avoid women irl now because I know they dont want me, but I still have this primal desire to talk to them which I'm trying to repress at all costs.
I just wonder what you femanons think of my case.
Relatable but don't kms, take the Salingerpill if you must and write more books
>and write more books
for what? Making money which I dont need (assuming anyone will buy my shitty book)?
maybe more people will want to ha e sex with you n be your friend once your book comes out
you can use ai illustrations~
Are you an extreme extrovert or something? You kill yourself just because of a lack of social contacts? I can't relate, sorry.
hell no. I wish I was able to have conversations.
Also moid here but this definitely sounds like anxious avoidance. I don't know your story ofc but I would wager people don't universally dislike you as much as you think, and that you have potential, you're just reclusive as a defence mechanism. You can give yourself enough time and healing to move through or at least make peace with this
It's not about money it's about expression and contribution, at least for me with my work
Fall for a socially retarded and autistic girl. Anyone here who knows how to deal with them or fits the category and know how she would like to be approached?
Would doggy (or prone) with an upward curved pp feel good?
I met a group of girls, girl A, girl B and girl C.
Girl A was really hot, but Girl B had a more interesting and fun personality + she looked good too. Girl C was not my type, they were all architect students.
I ask Girl A if Girl B had a boyfriend, which she did. Now I botched my chances with Girl A since she will think she was the second choice.
Is it still possible to get girl A, I got their Instagram and girl C was a spinning instructor I will join their session next week (as friends)
>tldr I'm a fucking homosexual and want to have anal sex with BBC
What is the proper way to adjust a bra in public? Mine shifts around sometimes and then I think everyone's looking at me.
You should be wearing a proper fitting bra that doesn't need adjustment in the first place. Otherwise, all you can do is try and adjust it quickly to minimize the awkwardness. Do as much as you can by just tugging on the strap instead of reaching your entire hand down your top.
any brands you would recommend? uniqlo cut their mame kurogouchi line before i could buy the plunging bra in black and i hate what skims does to my armpits
For me, it's Panache.
the side support plunging is beautiful, it looks just like my favorite dream angels bra (which also was discontinued years ago)
Discontinued bras are a tragedy ;_;
But yeah, I've gotten a loooot of good ones from that brand.
>bras for D+ women
Ok tittymonsters, no need to rub it in
What? D+ isn't THAT big.
Tell that to all the chestlets that post ITT.
simple, increase hormone intake
Are there any left? I thought our flatties were all bullied into submission?
as a titcow can we stop with the boob fighting already holy FUCK stop pitting women against each other
>as a millionaire, can we stop fighting over money?
stop this, we all know that men would prefer skinny women over a fat girl with big tits any day of the week
What about a skinny woman with big tits?
those rarely exist unless it's fake
I kinda sorta fit that. I get ashamed of the bra coming off cause they're kinda saggy.
Yeah but you can do the “titty drop” thing where you slowly lift up your shirt while braless
As long as they are plump and not like deflated like pancakes I don’t care at all.
It can even be extremely hot.
What's your bra size?
Just search Titty drop
I think it’s fairly self-explanatory? While wearing a loose shirt and no bra, slowly lift the shirt until your boobs fall out the bottom. There’s an entire genre of porn around that moment.
Crap. Do you get backaches?
All the time. I'm trying to get a reduction but it's expensive.
NTA, but swimming every day pretty much fixed it for me.
Thanks, guys, I'll consider just exercising more. Didn't know that about the breastfeeding.
Pls don’t do that, 🙁 you can do back exercises to get a muscular back and get rid of the pain, by doing different types of row lifts.
You’d never be able to breastfeed if you got a reduction.
Breastfeeding is possible depending on how the surgery was performed.
>she’s here again
Wise words again, Buddha.
>brings up this point
>dead fucking silence, crickets each time
women will never understand men lol
nono, we get it clearly. men hate thick/chubby/fat women, we know, we're told this 24/7, even if the fat women have the qualities men beg for (big tits) it won't matter
this must be bait
have you never seen how much men here absolutely shit on fat women or? fat women are always seen as a men's last option/he has to settle out of desperation
Thick/chubby != fat
I can assure you, I, as a handsome and successful guy, would not only fuck a woman who looks like sexycreolyta4u. I’d marry her too. It’s all about proportions. If you’re a woman who’s 50% bodyfat, you can make me drool.
fat is literally the most disgusting thing a woman could have. I'm not an incel and I don't hate fat people, but it's impossible for me to be attracted to a fat girl.
They're handful-sized. To many of us, that's way bigger than we'll ever get.
Yes, I can see the muscles flex more easily.
What do bras have to do with your armpits?
shitty fitting bras will push boob fat up into the armpits, which is why when shopping for bras make sure to recognize the sites where all of the fucking models have their arms up/away from the body.
case in point (yes i own several skims bras yes they all make my armpits look fat, yes they are super comfortable)
who the fuck poses like this when theyre wearing a bra
Lmao I never noticed this before, but you're totally right... ok, they fit like this, but what about when my arms get tired??
Whoever designs those adverts is a based armpit fetishist
Think of it as the opposite of cleavage. If boobs squish towards your arms, they get stuck in your armpits, which feels horribly awkward.
Jump up and down until your bra jostles into a more comfortable position
It sounds like you need a better fit, your bandsize is probably wrong.
What is a fetish you would never ever participate in?
F. Many, but anything that involves other people is a huge no in my book.
nta but what about roleplaying where you tell your bf shit like "your dick is so pathetic. Thats why I'm BBC only"?
can you pls elaborate why?
M things related with shit (piss sounds good and hot)
Cuckolding. I think its perfectly fine to be selfish and horde your lovers sex life to yourself. Especially if that was set early on in the relationship.
It my eyes it would be the same as cheating and I would end the relationship. Of course it goes both ways.
M, in addition to the usual poop/blood/fur I would never do orgasm control. No wench decides when I cum.
Thoughts on scat fetish?
who else just started their period #periodgang #syncedup
Yo! #periodgang #syncedup
hell yeah i knew orbiting these threads would kickstart my cycle #suffertogether #swingingbetweendisgustedandhorny
No but Osaka is a mood
>BADABADABA BEEEEE BA BA DADUPDUP-
My wife knows I write milf erotica. I just haven't released any of it online because I'm afraid it will push her to read it.
I do send her what I write I just think we are so busy she never reads it. I'm just like uhhh... Afraid the push to make it public for will entice her to actually look at it.
I'm just super self conscious what she thinks bro. Should I just keep it all to myself?
no, creativity is the only escape from the zero sum game
make and share content no matter what
>Make and share content no matter what
Ok i'll try releasing my current story after i'm done with its re-write maybe.
Kinda on a different line of thought but I dunno sometimes when I write this milf stuff I feel guilty. Nothing out of it is ever bad or morally bankrupt it just feels disrespectful to the woman that loves me but I also know she is fine with it.
I dunno mang.
Women, thoughts on handjobs?
I love them, even more than blowjobs. My hands are tiny, so dicks look monstrously huge when I hold them. I'm salivating just thinking about it.
>I'm salivating just thinking about it.
Does this have something to do with the /atoga/ being on their periods again?
>My hands are tiny, so dicks look monstrously huge when I hold them.
As a man, we like this too
Girls, do you ever just absentmindedly start playing with a boob or two like a stress ball?
no but i'll grab my pussy at night
Like the squishy mound?
yeah, i have a fat mons pubis and on cold nights it's perfect for warming up my ghastly low circulation witch fingers. either that or ill make prayer hands and stick them through my thighs like a fetus praying to god
Hot I love fat mons pubis.
Wish I could squeeze it with you.
would you cosplay as asuka ?
I'm too self conscious to cosplay anything tight.
heh same. i have to wear pyjamas every night to make myself stop.
>like a stress ball
At home, yeah. I also like to press a finger into them until it disappears, or move my hands up and down on my tummy to hit the undersides of my boobs and make them dance.
When I'm at home and just watching TV with no bra, yeah.
I like to snap my top and watch them jiggle, I guess
yeah. but only under my sweater. I dont know if anyone notices, i tend to do it without thinking.
is it rude to pretend you don't hear questions you don't want to think about
Dr. Perky, homosexual.
Mountain lion for dat sigma endurance
Dr. Perky for a sexy Saturday night
>Do you consider LA to be a shithole or not
I'm not American so I don't give a monkey's uncle
Seem to be a lot of wannabe-influencer twats there though
LA is beautiful, it is just the people living there that suck.
F. Yeah, I visited a few times and really disliked it.
Never been there but sounds cool
Same as the other anon. Not American, but California in general is mega cringe
yes and it's kind of unfair because i have never been or even investigated, i don't have a single fact or figure or reference i just make disgust micro expressions when i am reminded of the place for no reason but gossip
inshallah i will take better care of my prejudices
i think earnestly written milf erotica is a higher good to society than whatever neuroticism that is you're wrestling with
thankyou, I appreciate that
Yes and I live here
Yes. Full of drug addicts, pedos, homelessness, whores, vapid wasteful hollywood parasites. Most degenerate place on earth.
Never been there, but I don't hear good reviews of it.
ikr, plus clothing quality has gone down so much dramatically in the past 3 years it's insane. i'm a shallow d so i hope the smaller sizes will still fit, i love that they cover the entire boob instead of letting it all spill out (makes my armpits look fat as fuck)
Oh no. I sent a selfie to my gf but my lips are chapped in it and look gross. She called me handsome and didn't say anything. Do you think she noticed? Is she going to dump me now?
Women, do you like skinny forearms too?
Why are women almost always bed wenches to the types of men that anger them the most?
i broke up with my boyfriend of 6 months yesterday. i broke his heart, we talked for 4 hours agreed to cut all contact and then said goodbye.
This morning he sent me a long message where he said sorry for small things that he really shouldnt say sorry for. H
e let me off way too easy, i'm the bad guy but he doesnt see it.
Do i answer his message? if so, do i just accept his apologies?
You agreed, then he chickened out. Don't reward his behavior. Don't reply. Stay broken up.
You should respond and say it's fine but it's best to cut all contact.
>>cut off all contact.
He's probably just trying to make you feel guilty. It's what I would do.
decide on what you want and hold boundaries there?
idk if you keep talking you'll probably end up in bed w/him
Do you think its cringe that i speak kindly/politely to chatgpt? My brother made fun of me for it
No, I'm very nice to robots and always thank them for doing things for me.
i think you are doing the right thing
He'll stop laughing when skynet takes over and kills him first for abusing AIs
women, if your bf was talking shit about you to his friends, would you like to know or would you rather live in ignorance?
Are boobs weapons?
well, back when I still had a porn folder on my hard drive i had a porn movie where the actress used her plastic tits as weapons to beat up a dude
shit was hilarious
Hungry hungry skeleton
That's usually caused by bad posture or genetics in skinny people.
>bad posture or genetics
both kek currently curled up in my bubblegum pink gaming racer chair XR
(also growing up fat with a slouch)
I will if I ever do that one, anon.
very much appreciated
uhm, how do people stay in contact on LULZ, anyway ?
You think you're too fat, really? I see hip bones.
Stop simping for that landwhale.
people can be fat and bony it's called skinnyfat
exactly, thank you anon
Wowies, you'd look great with black hands around your tummy.
Men, what job does your dream woman have?
Preschool teacher that makes her go baby crazy, and wants to quit to be a full time stay at home mom.
the woman i'm looking for is a dj/promoter and fortune teller i think
My dream woman is a customer service rep at a paper company.
Actuary, I think. It's a good work-life balance (unless you're in consulting), a good pay, and you're basically guaranteed to be pretty smart.
Unfortunately, that also means it's a harder sell for both of us when we have kids.
Alternatively, bartender or waitress at a vegan bar or restaurant.
Men do you want your wife to stay at home?
Women, do you want to be a stay at home mom?
When we have children, yes. I'd rather she stayed at home. I can afford to support her.
>Men do you want your wife to stay at home?
Yes once she is pregnant until all our kids are either 18 or late teens not sure exactly.
what do you expect her to do after that?
Well I wouldn’t expect her to do anything is she doesn’t want to, but if she wants to start her own business I would support her, or if she was interested in starting a company with me that would be great, I do have a dream about opening up a mom and pop Electrical company with my future wife owning it while I work under her and help her run it.
It would also be more successful than if I owned it because it would be a minority owned business since it is a woman owned business, and we’d get priority bids and other benefits.
>Women, do you want to be a stay at home mom?
If it's an option, sure. I love my job still.
i want my wife to run a home schooling pod with my children and my best friends' children learning and making money together
some kind of child business school
I like anything that has vegan pizza, and bonus points if they have vegan cheese and toppings. But I usually make my own pizza so idk what places have it. Unos does but I haven't been there yet.
>Women, do you want to be a stay at home mom?
yes but society would never allow it due to dual income being necessary in the shitty modern era. thanks feminists for making corporations realize that they can double the workforce and halve the pay under the guise of equality
>a woman that gets it
Are you single?
Also if you live frugally you can still do it with a good paying job that isn’t impossible to get.
>Women, do you want to be a stay at home mom?
I don't want to be a mother but I stay at home and do whatever I want. My husband has a masculine mindset so he likes to provide and take care of me without being gay about it.
I have pretty much 0 desire to interact with babies in any significant capacity, but I have a strong desire to be part of homeschooling my kids.
I guess my actual answer is yes, but I also don't want her to specifically want to be a SAHM as opposed to just being okay with the concept, due to childhood programming to not respect SAHMs. I don't *like* that programming since a child should spend time with his parents and at a young age especially his mother, but I still have it so it's hard to respect someone who specifically wants that lifestyle.
I just dumped this girl I was seeing for three months.
Ex is in college and mentioned a weird interaction with her professod and asked if she could borrow a textbook. Professor said he'd have to think about it, then emailed her later and said she'd have to come his office around 6:30 to talk about the book. Ex said that she felt that he was eyeballing her constantly and felt like he was sexually attracted to her. Then she said "There's also a non-zero chance of me doing that to get an A".
We got into this argument on Wednesday and then we got into it again today. I focused on the "non-zero" part and felt like she said "My professor and I could fuck if I wanted us to" which didn't feel good to hear?? My Ex was upset that I was focused on that part and not the part about her professor wanting to sleep with her.
Am I focusing on the wrong thing here? Am I overreacting to what she said about sleeping with her professor?
I have to assume she was kidding. That stuff just doesn’t happen anymore.
State what the best pizza chain is.
men, would you marry an aspiring artist/painter?
Yeah definitely. I like creative women. Artist gf is only second to musician gf
Only if you make porn
Yes, I love when a woman has dreams like that.
>do you like spiritual artsy women?
I like “artsy” women who aren’t childish and pretentious, but I’m very analytical and skeptical with religion. I definitely believe in God and higher spiritual planes, but most the shit that is taught is deception.
I would if I enjoyed her art. I imagine she'd be putting her blood sweat and tears into it so I'd have to appreciate what she makes.
I'm not that interested in marrying a NEET or a poor person. If she's just doing it as a side hobby that's fine I guess, although I have no strong attraction to it.
But maybe if I did she'd spur me to do more art and get better at it myself. Especially if she's extraverted and wants to chat while arting.
I was hanging out with a hot zoomer girl last night (we weren't dating, she was just with some mutual friends) and it blackpilled the fuck out of me. Literally just on tinder and texts the whole night juggling which guy she was gonna go back and fuck
>One guy says something that even remotely puts her off
>"Lol, he could have gotten his dick sucked tonight"
>swipes on 5 guys on tinder, 4 matches, just trolls most of them and joking about how they're losers, like TO THEM, not just to us behind the scenes
Should I go right for a kiss the next time I see the girl that I kissed at the end of our third date earlier this week? She was clearly into it because she kissed me a second time right after.
Or should I give her a peck on the cheek with a hug?
>a peck on the cheek with a hug
This at the absolute minimum, but go for a real kiss if you’re feeling it.
would you buy a wide collection of toys for your sexual pleasure?
No, seems wasteful.
M, no, and I wouldn't date someone who did.
Not really, because that's usually not my type. Despite being vaguely that myself.
F, yes, and I already have.
do you like spiritual artsy women?
do you like spiritual artsy men?
I love bohemian women!!!
>do you like spiritual artsy men?
No. I'm not very artsy myself and I tend to prefer guys similar to me.
F. I don’t know, since I’ve never encountered a man who’s genuinely spiritual or artsy. It’s always for monetary gain, or just faked to impress me.
>when you have impostor syndrome so bad that you doubt the motivations of others
we all know about eating pineapple and drinking fruit juice to make your cum taste better. But is that safe, health wise? Like if i make it a habit eating and drinking sweet stuff, would i get diabetes or some shit?
I can assure you that adding more fruit to your diet is never a bad idea
How does having the ability to cause boners make you feel?
powerful. but still only second to the feeling of creating life!
Powerful and threatened.
Why am I so incompatible with women?
Are you using the correct cables?
women do you like horny men?
No. I don’t like yapping dogs either.
>Men = dogs
No, dogs follow orders.
yes, horny men make me horny. the porn i like i only like because men like it .
yes. i love hornyposters!
would you marry an aspiring pornstar?
If she hadn't done any yet (or much of any?) and didn't want to do it as a job, maybe. I'd be good with being a couple who did porn together. I know there are a couple of those. But I wouldn't want her career to be having sex with other guys or interacting with incels.
Based coomer, have fun
Meanwhile it's only 10pm here and I'm exhausted and going to sleep. I feel like an old man ffs. What a life lol. Goodnight homosexuals~
Goodnight euros. We’ll take it from here.
men, how early in a relationship would you like to have kids?
I'm selfish and i want to keep my wife to myself for as long as possible
If I am financially ready to when we get married maybe 2 years in, enough time to enjoy just being partners without having being parents take up our time together.
I'm not urgently looking for them and I'm not financially where I want to be yet. I'd wanted to wait until I was 35 or so but I'm thinking earlier would be better now, so maybe 32-33. If she's older than me it could be earlier though. It's not like I can't afford them.
M. 3 or 12. (but a minimum of 1 girl and ideally more than 1)
...depending on the situation, other numbers might be possible.
m or f
how many kids would you like?
F. As someone who had to share with 5 siblings, I’d just want one kid to spoil rotten.
No one's gonna like that kid as they get older.
Depends on how much resources you have. My parents were stretched too thin to really care for us all.
do you think it's wrong to have that many kids? could your parents have done anything differently in raising you?
4 maybe even more if she wants to.
F. 2 or 3 sounds lovely. My bf had a lot of siblings, I was an only child.
Are you guys Catholics or something?
Some religions don't like birth control.
We count on fucking more than a handful of times, 2-3 kids isn't much lol
M Ideally 1 boy, 1 girl.
Female. At least 3 and up to 5. I come from a small family of small families. I think having a bigger family would be nice.
Natural birth? Five times?
Hopefully natural, yes. Why not?
Seems uncomfortable. The whole pregnancy thing, I mean.
That's life though. Pain and discomfort are signals we've got something important to tend to.
M, as many as God gives us. Hopefully that's a large number.
Zero, I am not creating additional resource leeches for my hard-earned money lmao
F, atleast 1, otherwise however many we can comfortably support financially
Male. Three would be ideal, all within 5 years.
F. 1-2 depending if the first kid gets my disorders then I would adopt a second. Plus if/when I get pregnant I have meds that can give baby cleft lip
>have several female friends
>All of them are horrified by our age and are starting to drink more and more
How do I make them chill out about it? Some of them are in relationships, some of them arent, but any time anything age-related is mentioned they get super anxious.
To be honest, it's because they're female and starting to realize that physical beauty is fleeting.
Embrace it. Let them feel it, let them fear it. Soon we will be nothing forever, they should be anxious
How are these threads so dead? Did the last 4 women leave LULZ?
I have no other community, man, I need to shitpost here, its my last tether to other humans
I don't want to shitpost, I want to talk.
Jannies and incel posting killed it
It's about as active as it has always been. It gets more visits at time but this feels fairly standard.
I can’t explain why, it’s against the rules
There was an exodus of regulars to /soc/, and a crackdown on the early thread shenanigans that dominated atoga last year.
You can post in two threads at once, you know?
They’re very good, especially with the sleeves rolled up and one button unbuttoned.
>sleeves rolled up
Like long sleeve polos rolled up or short sleeve polo sleeves rolled up?
Either, as long as I get to see your forearms.
You mean my biceps?
You can see my forearms with shirt sleeve polos 100% of the time.
>You can post in two threads at once, you know?
A lot of them are over there bitching about this thread and not wanting to come back.
That's probably because when you get banned here, that's the only place you can post, so naturally it attracts weirdos who can't follow the rules.
is that why i haven't seen jh itt lately?
Nope, I shitpost here every day. Lately I've been seeing a woman, and even today I had a great date with her, so I don't have much to actually ask the opposite gender, though. I answer questions when I'm around, though.
Is this the endgame for all /atoga/ posters? To eventually be driven away from the opposite sex entirely? I'm happy for you, but it kinda makes me sad.
I still love men, they're great and hot. I just happen to have found someone I mesh well with who isn't a guy this time.
>I love men, but
>in every way
Idk about that. There are lots of things I sort of miss about men that have been highlighted now that I'm seeing a woman.
Dont worry it wont last long.
I was talking about the important things. Like having good sex, being emotionally stable, making more money and being less likely to kill you.
imagine fucking thinking any of that is true about lesbians
even the killing part is bullshit. y'all are even worse with domestic violence than even the lowest class men.
Lesbian women earn more than men on average.
There are no studies confirming that lesbians commit more domestic violence, because none of the studies confirm that the partner who commited the violence was a same-sex partner, just that women currently in a lesbian relationship are more likely to have experienced partner violence in the past. However there are studies confirming males kill their partner far far more.
In short - cope and seethe.
Thats super sweet to hear, I hope you two find a happy future together away from moids
Thanks. It's hard to wrap my head around the possibilities when it comes to the future, though. Like idk how I'd even approach escalating it from where we are now.
maybe you should just cut out the middleman and jump headlong into eternal hellfire
>Like idk how I'd even approach escalating it from where we are now.
Don't worry, if you just keep hanging out and kissing, good ideas will pop into your head, I guarantee it.
We still haven't kissed more than normal hi and bye stuff, but I'll take your word for it.
She didn't change, just took off a layer. She really likes her scoop necks.
Also her apartment is cozy as fuck even if it's a bit cramped. She has good taste in scented candles, too.
>scented candles in a small space with an attractive woman
If I was in that scenario, being super full is the only thing that would stop me from making a move, honestly. Still, sounds like a great atmosphere to soak up together.
It was def a great atmosphere. And now I hope she'll just invite me over more often in general just to hang out. Lots of chances to see where things go when we're not comatose in the future.
>being super full is the only thing that would stop me from making a move, honestly.
Other moids, is this common? If you stuffed yourself with food and feel tired and lethargic as a result, is your dick effectively “closed for business”? Can you even get hard in this state?
I wouldn’t be up for sex, but I can definitely still get turned on and hard.
sounds like you aren't really clicking
I like being around her, at least. Whether that ends up being romantic or otherwise in the future, I still appreciate spending time with her.
You are literally turning into a dude lmao.
That is dude-level cope when they get told the girl isn't into them.
>noooo I don't just want to fuck, I like her for her mind, I just like hanging out together and whatever happens is fine...
nta but it’s okay to have hot friends
Only dudes go insane if they’re not fucking on night 1
That's dumb and you're dumb.
being bisexual isn't "driven away" anon. NTA but I love both genders. dick good, titties good.
Not JH, but atoga just made me love my bf more.
Same here, but if I was single while reading these threads, I can easily see myself getting pushed in the opposite direction...
Duck dicks are proof that God does not exist
You guys I have the impulse to look up bird mating habits again.
>tfw ATOGA once made me want to look up how dog dicks worked because I was convinced that it's called a "knot" because it's an actual knot of vasculature all messed up in there
Same, but because of Supernatural slashfiction
this in a way that i'm glad that he's not an /atoga/ male
Hahaaa, yes! Welcome to the dark side.
Men are just inferior in every way and one by one all girls here will learn it
"Great" in a lewd way, or in a "feeling butterflies like a horny teenager even though we barely touched each other" way?
Mostly the latter. We went to an all you can eat sushi place then went to her place and watched tv while complaining that we ate too much. It was fun and relaxing and we got to talk a lot. Also I learned the difference between katsu and tempura.
Idk about the sex or stability parts, but she certainly does make more than my last few exes.
>she certainly does make more than my last few exes.
that sounds more like a you problem
maybe you should've gone for higher-class men
Maybe. Idc how much someone makes as long as they have a healthy and sustainable life.
can you please not?
Typing out "he or she" takes too much effort.
The gender neutral third person singular pronoun in English is "he".
They is also a valid pronoun to describe a neutral third person.
According to whom? Who is the master of the English Language that decides this?
>whines about muh prescriptivism
>cites an example of prescriptivists forcing language change from the top down
Maybe the article I linked was dumb, but they has been used colloquially to describe a singular person for centuries and even many language experts now agree that it is perfectly fine to use they in a singular sense.
Also, of all the comments in this thread why did you decide to start getting autistic about the "they" pronoun when used to describe an unknown person of unknown gender? It's like you want to start a fight for no reason.
>they has been used colloquially to describe a singular person for centuries
No, it has not. There was some niche usage attested in Shakespeare. So most likely in the 16th century. The Shakespearean usage never entered common English except when foppish college freshmen started doing stupid shit like speaking in iambic pentameter.
>many language experts now agree
This is exactly my argument why it's bullshit. Nobody gives a fuck what "language experts" think. They don't define language. The people who speak it do, and those experts have been jamming singular they down our throats for something like 25 years.
You literally sound like the French government.
>Mais oui! The word is 'télécharger,' not 'downloader'! That is an English word that is corrupting our beautiful French language, as defined by our illustrious Académie Français!
How fucking embarrassing that the leftoids have become the bootlickers with this garbage. I bet you say "Kyiv" too.
>Nobody gives a fuck what "language experts" think. They don't define language. The people who speak it do
Okay, and "they" is colloquially used to describe a single person by many many people. I know more people that use "they" to describe a third party gender neutral person than "he". Way more, in fact I think "he" is actually quite antiquated at this point.
... and all that nonsense usage you claim to have seen was forced upon people, without their consent, from the top down. As I said, you probably say "Kyiv." Cope and seethe.
Forced by whom and for what agenda? To promote transgenderism? See
If language rules are defined by the people that use it, then "they" is perfectly grammatically correct because people use it, regardless of why they use it. THe only person trying to force any sort of language rules is you, because apparently in the good old days you used to call a gender-neutral person "he".
Also, "he" means cunt in Thai. Not that it's relevant, I just think it's funny that we go around saying cunt all the time.
>Forced by whom
The academy initially, then it expanded to the news media after about 15 years of it.
>for what agenda? To promote transgenderism?
No. It goes back to second- and early-third-wave feminism, and reeks of early- to mid-20th-century nonsense about psycholinguistics. It all comes from the (disproven) idea that linguistic structure determines thought structure, so by manipulating the language it's possible to manipulate patterns of thought.
It's the same people who wanted to start calling it a "personhole" instead of a "manhole", or "police officer" instead of "policeman." Same people who caused the Brits to start calling women who act "actors" instead of "actresses."
And really, transgenderism isn't the cause or the agenda. It's not even directly related to it. It's the unintended consequence of Marxism-corrupted third-wave feminism seeking to break down and deconstruct the structures of society. A lot of the seeds were planted in the 90s but only began to bear fruit in the last decade. But of course, with long-tail effects like these, they start to interact and blend. Singular they gets latched onto by the transgender and queer movement as some necessity, some idea the absence of which is directly destructive to transgenderism. It's a very uneducated, anglo-centric thought process given the sheer number of people who speak romance languages and never needed to jettison their highly productive, robust, rich noun gendering system to satisfy a few whiny people.
I genuinely think the genesis of it all comes from the transhumanist movement, which itself goes back to the worst excesses of Weimar Germany, and undergirded both the nascent transgender movement (Magnus Hirschfeld) and Nazi eugenics (which spread to the US and created Planned Parenthood). And transhumanism itself is just the rediscovery of the heresy of gnosticism, really.
So yes. By using singular they, you are contributing to the destruction of mankind.
Those damn 1375 mudpeasant liberal academies destroying western civilization.
>wow there was a pre-modern english manuscript that experimented with different language usage! it means that i'm smart for doing the same thing!
Ah yes, the singular 'they' that was used once in 1375 and was mysteriously absent from all English literature before they were unearthed like a pharaoh's mummy in 2016.
>was mysteriously absent from all English literature
What the fuck do I care what literary usage might have existed at various periods? And in what way is any of that related to the modern era push to eliminate any other usage?
>something I don’t like gets popular
>it’s a “push” to advance “their” “agenda”!!!
Conspiratards are so boring
They is used both as a plural and as a singular when you don't know the gender of the specified subject. That has always been the usage of 'they', and any arguement against it is cope. Everyone uses it that way.
You're not going to find anyone who uses the fucking genderless 'he' to refer to a person they don't know the gender of. It's delusional to think otherwise.
>That has always been the usage of 'they'
Ah yes. We have always been at war with Eastasia.
>why should I care if I’ve been wrong for 700 years?? you’re only allowed to pay attention to my handpicked twitter threads!
Go to bed, you outrage addict.
I'm genuinely laughing that you think pointing to a few examples of academic or literary usage is not only proof of widespread popular usage, but proof of consistent, uninterrupted usage for that period.
are you the same type of person that thinks pronouns were invented five years ago.
the usage of the word "pronoun" there shorthand for the practice of "conforming usage of grammatical gender to an individual's self-centered demands". And yes, that practice was invented pretty recently. More than five years, though it only really became highly prevalent in the last 10 years or so.
But that dumb bitch didn't say 'transgenderism' or 'gender studies' or 'wokeness', she just said 'pronouns'. The grammatical rule.
Again, we've already proven that singular use 'they' predates any 'academy' and 'media' you're pissing your pants about. The question is settled, nobody is going to stop using singular they because you bitch and moan about it.
>she just said 'pronouns'. The grammatical rule.
Okay and? Your side of the coin also said "defund the police" and started backpedaling by saying "noooo it refers to reduction in funds to units of police groups which are directly involved in interactions with the communities we think they're harming!"
>you remind me of this other, unrelated thing that makes me mad!!
Just fuck off lmao, you’re triggering yourself
So no arguments. Thank you for surrendering. You may stop using singular they at any time, no need to thank me.
I don't even know what you're arguing. You seem to be arguing everything in the world and history that has ever happened all at once.
The truth is he believes in nothing.
>we've already proven that singular use 'they' predates any 'academy' and 'media'
Who cares that you can find some attestation to a niche use from hundreds of years ago?
Does Shakespeare's usage of "wherefore" to mean "why" mean that it's improper to use that word in English to mean "because of which"? No.
The academy, and after some time, the media, went searching for some justification for this project that began in Weimar Germany, and they found it after poring over manuscripts that nobody cared about for centuries. I literally do not care what some centuries-dead man who probably had lice scratched out with a quill.
So to you the traditional usage don't matter, the modern academic usage don't matter, the contemporary and classic literature usage of the word don't matter, and the common parlance usage don't matter.
In the end you only care about your only little personal autistic definition and are throwing a tantrum trying to get everyone to follow you. You're actually mentally handicapped.
Again, you're confusing attestation with tradition. By your same argument we should be saying "Hwæt" and not "What".
>modern academic usage
Yes, by definition that is not common usage.
>contemporary and classic literature usage
Again, you're confusing attestation with tradition.
>common parlance usage
When that usage is in the process of being corrupted by manipulation from the academy? Yes, the usage you claim is common parlance does not matter.
How is it being corrupted if it was used before we even had the concept of academics?
Just sounds like a return to tradition to me ¯_(ツ)_/¯
>How is it being corrupted if it was used before we even had the concept of academics?
Once again, you are confusing attestation with tradition. I will remind you again the next time you get this mixed up.
I don't think you know what attestation means, buddy. You're calling what I'm saying proof of existance - as in, you're admitting that what I'm saying is true.
LOL. You have no idea what you're talking about dude. You are providing attestations. That is, you are providing examples of usage. Examples of usage are not a tradition. To get literary on you, since that's all you seem to understand, one swallow does not make a summer.
>you are providing examples of usage
As opposed to what? How am I supposed to prove that people used that word in that way without pointing out examples of usage?
Again I re-state: you don't care about objective truth, you just care about your personal interpretation.
I'm going to keep using the word 'they' even more now, hoping it drives you insane and it makes you kill yourself.
>As opposed to what? How am I supposed to prove that people used that word in that way without pointing out examples of usage?
You provided two examples of a similar usage from 600ish years ago. Then nothing other than the (stipulated) modern usage beginning in the 1990s.
One swallow does not make a summer.
Just let him be. He's an autistic schizo that thinks there's some new world order changing the English language to make him gay.
Thank you for not calling me "they" despite not knowing my sex.
I know your sex autist. You're unquestionably a man.
Yeah they're pretty retarded. They'll completely ignore any proof I give them anyway, as they have up untill now.
Rude. Respect my pronouns bigot.
The little they/them lordling has shat their pantaloons. They should bring thsemelves to a proctologist.
Basically your whole argument this entire thread is
>Leftists are bad
Which all stemmed from a comment when someone said "they". You have serious problems man. You're hyperpoliticized, can't you see that? You've been brainwashed by this cite and are a radical now. Not everything is political. Go outside and smell the damn flowers. Smile at cute girls walking around. Eat some candy. Do something other than focus on politics.
I don't proofread my LULZ comments.
>English language becomes less gendered
>This is bad because... feminism is scary!!
Honestly what's funny is you say this
>It all comes from the (disproven) idea that linguistic structure determines thought structure, so by manipulating the language it's possible to manipulate patterns of thought.
Then say this
>So yes. By using singular they, you are contributing to the destruction of mankind.
You don't think you're being a hypocrite?
>You don't think you're being a hypocrite?
Do you not know what the word hypocrite means?
the practice of claiming to have moral standards or beliefs to which one's own behavior does not conform
You are quite literally saying it's bad that "feminists" tried to change the language (and succeeded apparently) but now you are trying to change it back for the exact same reasons.
> It all comes from the (disproven) idea that linguistic structure determines thought structure, so by manipulating the language it's possible to manipulate patterns of thought.
If linguistic structure doesn't determine thought structure, why is it bad to use "they" in a singular context?
>the practice of claiming to have moral standards or beliefs to which one's own behavior does not conform
Okay. In what way does my statement conform to this definition?
Did you stop reading my post after that? Because I literally just told you.
No you didn't. The fact that Sapir-Whorf is bullshit has nothing to do with moral standards or beliefs.
At the very least admit you're being contradictory, because you are. Forcing people to use "he" instead of "they" is no different than forcing people to use "they" instead of "he".
>At the very least admit you're being contradictory
Why should I do that? You accused me of being a hypocrite, not contradictory. Make your own arguments.
>Forcing people to use "he" instead of "they"
I'm not forcing anybody. I'm pointing out the incorrectness of singular they, and demonstrating that the sudden adoption of its usage was forced down from above. Again, just like "Kyiv," which I'm sure you use.
>Why should I do that? You accused me of being a hypocrite, not contradictory
I accused you of both actually.
>Again, just like "Kyiv," which I'm sure you use.
This is a non-sequitur. Also, Kyiv and Kiev have both been used in the past, seeing as the city is actually called Київ. The people of Ukraine that live there prefer Kyiv, and only Russian dick suckers make a stink about it.
>Also, Kyiv and Kiev have both been used in the past, seeing as the city is actually called Київ. The people of Ukraine that live there prefer Kyiv, and only Russian dick suckers make a stink about it.
Yep. I knew it. You're just spouting the talking points you've been spoon-fed by the academy and media.
The English name for the city is Kiev. Just as the English name of the country is Germany, not Deutschland. And Germans certainly do not prefer to call their nation "Germany" or "Allemagne" or "Alemania" or any of those other terms.
Bro I don't even understand what you're mad about. That I use words that other people use? Kyiv is a bad word? Why is Kyiv bad? Because it used to be called Kiev? The pronunciation is nearly identical and it's a city on the opposite side of the world that I don't think about at all.If people in Ukraine want me to spell it Kyiv, I will because it's so irrelevant to me. Bangkok is actually called Krungtepmahanakon by Thai people. So what? Why are you so autistic about things that don't matter?
>w-w-w-w-why does it matter? it's just a word
So let me ask you this: Did you support calling it "freedom fries"? Because that's what you're doing by saying "Kyiv." It's literally the same thing.
I didn't call them freedom fries, but I also never called them french fries. I just say fries.
>gets incredibly angry when misunderstood
If he disagreed with my reasoning he should have quoted that instead of just ignoring what I said.
Please say this is a copypasta. Nobody gets this triggered over pronouns
No it's not lol
>It's like you want to start a fight for no reason
You've discovered the truth anon. Just use the words you want and let others melt down.
>No it's not
wow you sure showed me Frenchie
>"Netflix and chill" for women is actually watching TV and chilling
Glad to hear you had a good time though
We were literally painfully full, no sexy shit could've possibly happened with two food babies between us.
And she was still hot even stuffed with food and (presumably) in casual clothes at home? That's cool, it's good to see people in different environments like that
incels literally killed the general, people saying "its the weekend" are stupid because this place has been dead for a good bit now but unironically it was the incels.
why do they even come here if they're just going to shut down women that don't agree with the pinion they tried to force on us or call us trans or fat?
the moderation here is poor, because incels here can ruin the general but sure let's ban the people using anime reaction pics instead, let's keep the people that post rulebreaker's face every thread
I agree but there is also a feminist that comes around to instigate it too.
Ladies, what do you think of polo shirts on men
Good if you are attractive bad if you are unattractive :^)
My bf wears them a ton and I think he looks great in them, but they fit his style.
whyyy? whyy am i almost 25 and never had a girl interested in me (since elementary school)??? Why did i fail?
Maybe there have been girls interested in you and you just didn't notice.
I'd love to believe that, but i sincerely doubt
As someone who has had gfs there have been many many women who I only realized years later that they were interested in me.
It isn’t that easy to tell.
If you're saying you never had a gf at 25, I think you're trolling.
Because you are either too lazy to ask enough girls out or are completely repulsive in appearance, personality or both.
Women, do you like hypermasculine men?
Probably not. Sounds like incel on steroids
>Sounds like incel on steroids
What? Why? Do you think a guy like Rocky Marciano or Travis Kelce are incels on steroids? I’m talking irrespective of personality here, but, fuck, your mind goes straight to the worst lol
All my girlfriend wears is long dresses with very small flower patterns. It looks like something the Wolf would wear when pretending to be Red Ridinghood's grandma. How do I tell her that I want her to dress in a cuter way? Not necessarily trendy, but just like. idk. cute tshirt tucked into belt. very slight crop top? she's beautiful in anything but i dunno man.
i also wish she'd wear a tshirt with undies for bed, but that's very wisfhul thinking i guess
If that's what she likes and feels comfortable in, don't stress her about it. Maybe tell her once or twice "I think you'd look great in (outfit)" if you see something you like while shopping, but keep it simple.
I do, I send her pics too, and every time she tells me I have horrible taste.
Then let her be. If you asked and she says no, then it is what it is.
You can just ask her "what do you think about [clothing]? I bet you'd look great". It's honest and low-pressure.
But she always tells me my taste is horrible
Nta but she’s right if your suggestions are a t shirt tucked in with a belt and a crop top.
Maye try suggesting a more sexy dress.
I don't want her to dress sexy sexy.
Just like... cute casual.
It's really hard to find an image
Well, does she have any clothing suggestions for you? Relationships are about give and take, you know!
Any other horny poster worried that you'll eventually slip up and ask or say something weird outside of this thread?
Not really. I don't do unprompted hornyposting and replying to other makes it easy to keep track of what thread you're in.
State gender. Are you a virgin?
How hard do you fish for angles for dating profile images?
F. I don't have dating apps but I always try to look my best in pics.
That's not just angles, it's lighting and she probably used a filter to smooth her thighs in the left pic.
Not at all. I think its basically lying. Just post the first picture you take without trying to use lighting, angles, posing and w/e the fuck else to make your body look better. Just be honest.
It's flirting if a girl sends a selfie with a towel wrapped around her after a shower, right?
(warning: some girls flirt for validation and not necessarily because they want to date/fuck you, and other girls flirt with multiple men at once)
>you're at an open bar; what's your drink order?
F. Gin and tonic.
Highball with a nice single malt scotch but I’m not picky.
Zero-sugar Sprite please.
That's exactly my type. Maybe it doesn't look great in pictures, but it's mesmerizing in motion.
Over here on the other side of the border we call it "water"
What are your thoughts on refrigerator bodies? Would a girl like this look better with small, teardrop breast implants?
It’s completely fine I still find them attractive if they have a pretty face and brighten my day.
I don’t like breast implants.
Thank you. I wish I was more curvy but implants always seem to be universally reviled
Don't worry anon, we all want what we don't have. There's probably curvy anons ITT who would kill to be slender like you.
Thanks anon, I guess the grass is always greener
Yeah, tear drop gummy implants are supposed to look and feel more natural.
I mean, there are actually good implants now, the days of bolt-on basketball boobs are far gone...
Absolutely not. I love that kind of girl and it breaks my heart when they wreck their bodies with plastic shit and tats.
I literally do not give a fuck about a girl's body past the prerequisites that she is not fat or missing body parts.
Men, how far would you compromise with girls you would seriously date in terms of their bodies?
Would you date pic related (burns)?
That's gross but if I loved her and she talk off her clothes to reveal it, I would still love her. It'd be a deal breaker if I knew right away, though.
If I met her and fell in love with her, then yes I’d absolutely date her.
I am so lonely I dont even care anymore, I just need a sweet and loving girl so we can spend time and confide in one-another. I am starting to not even care about sex, I just dont want to go to my cold apartment all on my own day after day
That'd probably be a deal breaker for me, I'm sorry to say.
As to more generic stuff... my type is slim, tall, olive complexion, dark hair. I'd go for a healthy, average height, pale, light-haired girl. And I've seriously dated a fat girl before.
I think that's the key to understanding it too. We all have types we're weirdly drawn to. But the heart can override the coomer within. Really sometimes it can be bad for you to get with a girl you're TOO hot for. Makes you do silly things.
Wouldn't be a dealbreaker, but it's not ideal.
Question for F
If you walk by your male neighbors window and he glances at you for half a second before getting back to his business, is that "creepy?"
No, not at all.
No, in fact I'd feel creepy walking by someone's window like that
Not her fault, I live on the first floor. Still, good to know it's objectively not creepy.
Yep, as long as you keep it to just a glance. Smiling or waving would make it weird
Have you ever hooked up with a long lost friend?
Sue but we had hooked up before so it is kinda cheating.
F. I ended up dating a guy I went to highschool with years later, when we re-met at a job. I actually bullied him a bit back then so it gave me a chance to apologize, but of course the moment I raised him up to his full potential by teaching him how to dress and make friends and all that shit he cheated on me.
how can I hook up with a friend if he's lost?
You find him years later.
Capitalize off it by making viral videos about it.
I fucking love that question mark picture. I think it's the pic that made me love that genre of reaction images.
What would you do if something happened and you permanently lost your penis?
Jeez, I dunno. Not something I think about. Become a tranny?
I would feel liberated
I'd find the best F2M surgeon out there and have a fake made.
All that work just to commit suicide?
I mean I'm actually a dude? At least I have a right to try.
You should google it.
Become a castrato.
Interesting and creepy, I didn't realize there were recordings of a castrato. He sounds terrible. Now I gotta go google to see if he was actually castrated for singing...
Men, what would you do if you woke up and your penis was replaced by a screwdriver (hex)
Female and I thought you said what would you do if your penis was a corkscrew. You know like ducks
Those things are scary looking!
Got judged for being single by my family this weekend feeling really grand.
wh y u single bub
Idk boys don like me
Awesome only a little less than decade left of weird looks and awkward questions
do u wanna talk to me about why u think boys don't like you? i am non judgmental and not asking out of sexual interest
Sure! I'm pretty lanky and shy, Im also annoying and picky. Not super outgoing or confident, and Im not on social media so I basically don't exist
You sound perfect but you need to find a way to make yourself visible. Could easily snatch a 200k/yr software dev husbando who is looking for a shy gf
Thanks, Im trying!
Don't worry, by 30 they stop asking.
No they don't.
After constant questions every week they stopped before I was 28.
Welcome to the club. Don't feel too bad about it. They're all just dried up coping fags that just want you to suffer with them.
<3 Yea probably. Still embarrassing that they think Im a failure or something even though Im doing well in all the other normie things
Why do you still bother hanging out with them? They sell lame as hell as people in general. If they place such high importance on marriage and kids, they are not worth hanging around. They don't have any lies. They're just miserable and sit on their ass all day whenever they don't have to work or do basic shit like doing grocerie shopping. That's why a lot of old people want their kids to give them grandchildren. They think they are owed it and they want to feel like parents again without their added responsibility. They refuse to get a life and hobbies and want you to fill that void for them. Having kids or getting married in journal as the most overrated shit ever
I do love them and usually they don't bring it up but i guess they got extra drunk
I don't want them to dictate my life decisions and generally dont let them
Everyone is fine to reply.
I want to write a letter to my ex that I have not seen in the past two years. I hurt her a lot and made her went through a lot of pain and recently I had a near death experience that has made me turn my life around. I have contacted old classmates and friends and told them that I was sorry for hurting them and being an immature asshole. Patching things up with them was usually well received and they were okay with it, though at the beginning they were quite confused.
Anyways, I want to send a letter to my ex girlfriend who now lives in the other side of the pond. But I'm wondering if this would freak her out too much or if it's just me being insane. I don't want to make her feel uncomfortable.
Just leave her alone, anon. I got a letter from an ex and it was so awkward.
I was almost glad to read this. I don't know why. I think I would have felt just as glad if someone else wrote the opposite. I have stopped writing it into an actual piece of paper but still saved the document in my computer.
Okay, sounds like you have done it or received one. How did it go?
>Okay, sounds like you have done it or received one. How did it go?
It went right into the trash, and got me talking shit to my friends about her for the first time in awhile.
Ah, yeah. I suppose I would be pretty hurt if someone did that to something I've made but I can understand why have you done it.
On a side note, me being possibly hurt about that makes me realize that I might just be doing all this for my own selfishness. I'm still unable to put myself on the place of others.
>I might just be doing all this for my own selfishness
yep. every time i've thought about reaching out to someone "for her benefit" i've realized the only reason I wanted to do it was to reestablish contact or to get some licks in at someone who I'm still pissed at.
Well yeah, I do want to contact her again. Maybe remain as friends but I think that is too naive. Whatever, you guys convinced me. I'm going to fuck off back to my homeboard.
come back when you feel the urge return, i'll be happy to talk you out of it again
>I want to write a letter to my ex
just fucking NOPE
DO NOT DO IT
Here's an answer to all your relationship questions:
girls, would you think it's weird if a guy listened to classical music? i got bullied a lot in high school for it
It's a little weird, but I'm jot at an age where I'd hold that against you.
Don't judge me for still listening to Kesha in my 30's and I won't judge you for listening to classical shit.
Not at all, it's something I'd want in a guy
Who are your favorite composers? Do you care if a guy listens to other genres? I listen to classical, vidya music, and some metal/rock
Baroque is my favourite, Lully, Purcell, Monteverdi, Handel, etc. Mozart, Wagner. Chopin. I'd never expect someone to listen only to classical, but I'd love to have a bf/husband who enjoyed it and would like to go to concerts and operas.
How old are you and how did you get into it? I only got into it last year and mostly listen to Romantic stuff, I like some of Mahler and Tchaikovsky's symphonies.
I wish I could like it but it just kinda bounces off me when I try to listen to any opera.
24, I grew up with classical music. Trained as a ballet dancer so it's pretty much always been a big part of my life. I'm very familiar with Tchaikovsky, a little less so with Mahler. And hey, not everyone's into opera and that's okay.
That's cool. Hope you find a cool guy
Thanks anon. Hope you find a cool girl.
I went out with my friends, and some of their friends last night for st. patricks day, and I realized just how over it was. I'll never be as fun to around as literally any other normal person.
What makes you think that?
Young single virgin men, how do you feel about the fact girls increasingly would rather go out and date other girls rather than deal with you?
Just geomax and go to SEA. It's that easy. I'm an ugly incel in the west. Bitches love me across the sea.
What's up with SEA women and having insanely low standards and being dtf? Same thing with middle american/Mexican women.
I don't know what that is.
If you actually go to SEA, many do not want to come to the US. They still want a white bf though because lighter complexion is considered attractive, and they want attractive babies. Also if you can somehow keep a western job and live somewhere like Thailand or the Philippines you're basically upper class.
Because the men in SEA are so shitty. They're abusive, lazy, and they cheat. White men are loyal, hard working, and also very rich compared to them.
I'm a lazy nerdy dude living off of Neetbux and I still got some mexican girls into me on Tinder. Only reason I'm still a virgin is because i don't have the money to meet them and neither do they.
It's a stereotype, it's not always true. They're dating you for the stereotype.
Don't take what I say as fact but I think it's a combination of men being kind of shitty over there, The dudes who can afford to become "passport bros" have enough money to support them and their extended family (which means they tried to gold diggers and green card chasers), and that not only are they generally not seen as the apex of beauty according to "le westoid beauty standards", but lighter skinned Asians like Koreans and japs you them as inferior purely because of their darker skin tone. Especially filipinas. Rich Chinese people practically use them as modern-day slaves in some areas because they get tricked into being underpaid servants because they know they're desperate for better lives away from there shit hole nations (think of it as modern day indentured servitude but also your employers are racist as hell to you).
Their environment treats their women like trash which means they often are very humble. A lot of dudes desire and lust after them because of this but I think a lot of them do it for the right reasons. Not because they actually love them or anything like that but because the deuce that are willing to fly to another goddamn nation just to find a "traditional partner" we're very likely trash people themselves. There's something wrong with you if you have to become a pasortt bro to land a decent girl. I get that a lot of Western women are unbearable but I refuse to believe it's impossible for you to find a decent partner if you can afford to fly to Thailand on a regular basis and live there for a while AND support a SEA family.
TLDR: some of them are genuinely good people but I think a lot of them are just desperate, as fucked up as that sounds
My country has a lot of filipino immigrants so I could land a filipina without being a green card sugar daddy, at least theoretically.
Why haven't you then?
Cringe agenda pushing.
It is very obvious that after Covid started many more young women started dating older men for financial security.
It makes my penis happy and sad at the same time. I'm very conflicted.
Suicidal, is this what you wanted to hear? I feel like I have no future and all of society is going to shit with every single one of its pillars disintegrating.
I cant get anywhere and I did everything “right”, but I am sitting in my apartment alone on a Saturday night, reading atoga and finding even more desperation rather than advice. Guess the modern man is supposed to be a corporate drone while boss bitches (who got boosted by all of media, social programs and corporate diversity officers but now that lesbians outearn men it doesnt matter anymore lol) earn the big bucks and date other girls. Just fucking end me bro, fuck this.
You imply covid started that phenomenon. Gold diggers are nothing new. You guys swear up and down that COVID is the source of half of our problems. *Eye-roll*
Use your hand, buy an escort, or incest in a pocket pussy, homosexual.
What do you mean you did everything right? This is such a vague and stupid statement I hear a lot of you say. There's no perfect equation to lending a girl. The world as a chaotic mass and no one method is going to guarantee you a partner. Do you not have any goddamn hobbies because it sounds like you don't. Women should not be on your mind to rent free.
Look at the 2019 2021 comparison it obviously did bump it up by like 12%
Not saying it didn't, but I want to make it clear that COVID did not spawn that phenomenon
You ought to retard. You sweet summer child. You sound like a good guy and have your head screwed on but that doesn't really mean shit when it comes to dating. What do I mean by that? You sound lame as hell, and this is coming from someone who knows for a fact he's lame as hell. You have no "game" or "rizz". You sound like a well put together guy but it's also generic as hell. You haven't actually told us any good compelling reason as to why a girl or anyone in general would want to hang out with you. (I feel like I'm heading in your direction but I've accepted that to some degree). You are boring. I'm not saying that I don't spite because so am I. As soon as you realize that the better. Maybe you'll be better than me and actually figure out how to fix that
We can agree that covid fucked shit up and accelerated existing trends, yes.
>what do you mean you did everything right
I studied hard and took school seriously, I never got into drugs or drinking, I stayed in shape and groomed/dressed well, I got a college degree, I got a nice job, I got my own place, I never did anyone dirty or did something retarded.
I am not saying that I should automatically get a girl but. I would have hoped at least someone would be interested in what I have to offer. Being lonely sucks.
>I feel like I have no future
This is normal
>all of society is going to shit with every single one of its pillars disintegrating
This is not normal
Try to “zoom in” and just focus on your own problems, anon. I’m not saying you’re wrong, just that it’s unproductive to feel paralyzed by all the injustices in the world.
At the current moment, indifferent. It doesn't bother me and it shouldn't bother most guys. We only care about relationships and companionship because we are biologically wired to do so and pressured by society to wife some random girl up by our mid-20s or earlier, Even though with every passing day that is becoming less and less economically feasible (and that's ignoring the fact that a lot of women are demanding bitches). Half the reason people are so unhappy for being single it's because loser normal fags put girls and sex on such a high pedestal. Stop doing that and suddenly you won't feel like a failure for not being a generic fuck boy.
Thoughts on miscegenation?
Its based, love is love and it creates more genetic diversity and stronger babies
Do you ever feel like you invent things to be mad about?
>it creates more genetic diversity and stronger babies
>White-Asian children are twice as likely as Asians to have mental illness. Source: http://news.ucdavis.edu/search/news_detail.lasso?id=8732
>White/Black babies are less healthy than White babies. Source: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2867623/
>Mixed race couples are more likely to have stillborn babies than same-race couples. Source: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15994621
Shut the fuck up you race-baiting cringelord
I’m not race baiting the person who asked the question is.
>more genetic diversity
It actually creates less because everyone gets turned into mutts
>love is love
you are a MAP, JH
shut the fuck up you namedropping cringelord
Wish women of my own race were more attracted to me though.
Male. My gf is Thai so I'm in favor of it obviously.
Female. Never been attracted to a male from another race before but if you want to do it go ahead.
Unfortunately white of the North American variety.
Why is that unfortunate? That's what I am too and I think we're pretty cool
Something something white guilt. It’s just the feeling of being ordinary. When in high school I did do family history research and learned my mom’s side immigrated in the 1800s from Ireland and my dad’s is mainly English. Anything foreign has been diluted by now.
What's wrong with being ordinary? I like that I can sort of be part of a greater people, but even that's being lost now and being white is now not ordinary. I like being around my people, I feel like I fit in and I like that
Why do you think white was ever 'ordinary'?
Because 90% of America was white in the 60s?
That statistic is 130% bullshit.
Why are you basing what's normal to a specific arbitrary point in time in a specific geolocation? You weren't even alive in the 60s.
If we want to be pedantic, 0% of America was white in the 900s.
Well my high school was also 80% white and the place I live is 90% white
I grew up in a racially diverse community and right before wokeness toke off. I do appreciate being part of my family but know that they can be old-fashioned and casually racist. Yeah even after they gained a new son in law. So I’m always thinking about “x looks cool” vs what is probably going to come out if they learn about this new weeb shit.
Sounds like you've just developed an irrational hatred of your own people.
No. Probably what happened is I developed anti-conservative, not white mindset, because of their helicopter parenting.
>even after they gained a new son in law
What do you mean? A non-white son in law?
> So I’m always thinking about “x looks cool” vs what is probably going to come out if they learn about this new weeb shit.
What's wrong with your family being racist? My whole family is white but none are racist, my great grandmother was but I never met her. I wish my family was racist. Maybe I'll try to redpill my cousins or something kek
Nope I’m White, but where I live it’s mostly Latinas and Asians who are into me.
White women have a lot higher standards for white guys than other races. White girls all like Chad but non-white girls like normie white guys,
>he's just spewing "all women do X" /LULZ/ bullshit now
That was kind of in jest, but it's very true that non-white girls have lower standards for white guys lol.
Fair enough, I just couldn’t tell you apart from the anons who say that stuff unironically, kek
Yeah, it would be easier if there were more White people here but at most there it is 25% White I think the new census said 18% but I can’t remember if that is accurate.
Where are you?
Southern California but those statistics are for my city.
That's unfortunate. My college is like 35% white but a lot of that's israeli. It used to be like 90% white. I'll probably just move to Maine or something when I'm older
Maine is nice right now, but there are ideologues in power trying to destroy it, WV is better in that sense.
The whole country is going down if you're going by that. I don't really want to run away but my family has been moving around for centuries, I don't really know where to go to be safe
WM_F are fine, (!W)MWF and (!AW)MAF not okay.
Some mixed people are really attractive. Others aren't.
Bro he's talking about mixed couple not chemistry formulas
Sorry, didn't realize you were illiterate.
F. Don't really care. I'm white and only ever liked white dudes.
Question for women. Why do you suppose this girl I've been dating keeps playing this ridiculous "hot and cold" game with me? It's really starting to drive me up the wall and I can't figure out why she is doing it, context below.
We have been dating for a few months now. We already do a lot of kissing, cuddling, etc. So naturally I'm really into her, and anytime we are together its fantastic. But over the phone, she will frequently and I mean frequently take forever to respond to things and will sometimes straight up dodge questions.
A while back (a month and a half ago) I wanted to make things officially exclusive and had asked her where she thought the relationship was going and she told me she needed to think about it. I havent directly brought this up again but I'm starting to feel like I should because I'm getting confused about her behavior. Is it possible she is messing with me or just using me for entertainment? From what I know of her she doesnt seem like the type but now I'm unsure. I'm in love with her and I don't want to lose her, but I need to have a base level of self respect too. Any advice on what I should do?
What the fuck is going on in Paris?
Can one of you please talk to me? I have no real frenz 🙁
Sorry, I asked my boyfriend and he said I shouldn’t talk to you
>Needs his boyfriend's permission to talk to anyone
Are you five or are you a lazy deadbeat who leeches off of him?
where'd you find this image
can you link? this is important
I don't actually have a link, sorry
I was browsing on my phone and it just recommended me the cat category
Do NOT post my yearbook photo without my consent
Based kot poster improving the quality of the thread
How do I not be ignored?
It hurts me that my girlfriends first time was when she was 18 with an asshole from college who pretended they were in a relationship for months and then bad sex and ghosted her.
It just makes me feel uncomfortable. She was taken advantage of. I don't like it.
Does it make you feel better to know this scenario is very common?
I know it's very common, it's happened to a lot of people I know.
It fucking hurts me to know that my girlfriend was yet another stupid 18 year old who got taken advantage of by a fuckboy.
If that makes you think less about your girlfriend then you're unironically a bad person.
It doesn't make me think less of her.
It makes me angry that predators exist and one of them got to my girlfriend.
It's something that really is hard to cope with, because all my life I had an idea about being one another's first time with some romantic partner of mine. And it wasn't because of some ex she really liked or anything, it was because of someone who decided to take a shy girl and trick her for sex.
?? I'm furious at him, he's doing horrible things and she suffered for it.
Oh ok, calling her a “stupid 18 year old” made it sound like you blamed her for it. She probably already blames herself, so there’s no need to heap more negativity on top.
OF course, I'm nothing but supportive to her and don't vocalize this. And yes, I see how it could come off that way. I just heard of this happening so many times.
I already feel all my life that I am inferior to other man. To know that some fuckboy 'chad' (chad isn't an actual thing, but a preppy rich guy that sleeps around a lot) took my precious shy girlfriend and yoinked her virginity. It fucking upsets me.
And I can tell it still hurts her inside too 🙁
It would be romantic if you tracked down that guy and did something terrible to him in minecraft
I'd frankly rather never think about him again, and I'm sure that's what she'd like too. But my stupid brain won't let me stop thinking about it and being upset and grossed out. Don't know what to do. Therapy maybe.
Like I so badly wanted a storybook romance where we are one another's firsts and this fucking guy preys on 18 year olds and took that
>he’s not mad at the guy who actually wronged her
Thanks for elaborating. Fuck you.
Women do this too.
My first gf ghosted me after had sex the first time and I never saw her or heard from her again.
I mean, it nearly happened to me.
My first kiss was a girl in college who invited me over, kissed me without asking and tried to have sex with me. I was just too stupid to realize and so we cuddled instead.
I remember calling her the day after, after I went home, and having an awkward convo like "So, what happens now?" and she was confused. Anyway. It actually does make it a bit better for me to stomach this way. Makes it feel like a normal part of growing up I guess? It still sucks obviously. Fuck, I just wanted my storybook romance. blegh
If he used escorts he would be blacklisted from being relationship material by all women.
small price to pay
pls recommend me good comedy anime/show
i need to laugh
Dual! Parallel Trouble Adventure
Asking other girls mostly
Does laser leave behind little baby hairs? I can't seem to get a straight answer online.
Just embrace your natural hair
No I hate the look and feel of it.
It's just a toss up between laser and continuing to wax is all. I don't know if I want to spend the money if I am going to have to shave off little baby hairs
So your skin is perfectly smooth? Obviously until you have to touch it up I mean
>So your skin is perfectly smooth? Obviously until you have to touch it up I mean
Yep, it took multiple sessions for it to really “take”, but it’s nice and smooth now. I have to shave, like… every 3-4 months? And that’s only because hair is just starting to be visible.
Why do you hate the look of it
I'm not going to argue with you. I just don't like it. I don't care if that's an ingrained societal expectation or whatever. I think the look and feel of smooth skin on women is so much preferable.
Thats where you lost me. You think it looks ugly on you, that's your problem. Don't worry about everyone else. But clearly you care a lot what other people think
I meant that I like body hair on men. I hate it on women. I go both ways so it's obviously relevant to me
my girlfriends is completely smooth she had laser
I take a variety of medications, so I'm not a great example for a baseline. For me it made my hair way thinner and slower to grow. I can easily go 6-7 weeks without shaving, while I had to shave every 3-4 days before.
The first few times yes, so you just have to keep lasering until the growth is completely stopped
I haven't gotten laser treatment, but it's my understanding that's normal. You won't necessarily be completely hair free.
To guys, would you date a girl who's comfortable with you talking about cocks and other crass stuff with your friends?
Personally no, that kind of vulgar talk is a turnoff for me
With my friends?
No lol, I would want you to be somewhat conservative in talking with my friends, nothing that could come off as flirting with them lol.
Wait nvm I read it wrong, yeah I’m fine with thought you were asking if I was fine with you talking to my friends about cocks.
I mean I don't do that, so I'm not sure why it matters?
Is it true that girls will hate you just for being a shy, introverted virgin?
honestly you could've stopped at " girls will hate..."
Are you attractive?
Then yes. They'll find it cute if you're good looking though
Have you tried to make friends on /soc/? How did it go? I kind of want to try to find people to play games with since my friends are too busy to hang out with me.
do you prefer a boyfriend who is outgoing and wants to do things outside all the time or an introverted guy who always wants to do stuff at home?
A middle ground would be best. But an outdoorsy type would be better overall since he'd be up to do more in general.
Introverted. I'm introverted myself and I prefer being with someone who is more like me. Obviously we should sometimes leave the house, but I'm happier with an introverted dude.
How does one lose their virginity at mid 20s?
man I've been using singular they all my life, since before "nonbinary" was even a thing
>b-b-b-but i've been doing this for 14 years!
I already said the academy has been ramming this down our throats since the 90s. Why would your personal usage mean a damn thing to me?
Why would your personal usage mean a damn thing to anyone here?
I mean if that's the hill you wanna die on go right ahead. I've seen people die on dumber hills.
look I get that you're esl but seriously?
His. Not their.
And you lose it by not abandoning your masculinity.
too late, by that time women won't even give you a chance once they learn you're a virgin
who else lonely on this saturday night?
Yup still heartbroken over my last relationship, sitting alone shit posting here.
Not just today.
Is it bad that I have a vicious burning hatred for white women who sleep with non-white men?
You need to stop being angry about things that don't affect you. You'll probably be happier.
So I should only care about myself, that'll surely make me happy
Allowing them to live rent free in your head is pretty bad, yeah.
Just do what I do, I haven't thought about women for nearly a month now, until I entered this thread that is.
How do I stop seething at them then?
Just give up hope, lmao.
There's a certain tranquility in the void.
I wish you good luck in your endeavors then.
Maybe I should just find peers that share my beliefs and I won't be so angry about it. I don't know how to do that though
Nah, you'll still be mad at them, but now with company.
Yeah that would make me less of a chud and I could feel better about it
if you feel like it'd help then go for it I guess.
How do I make those friends though?
No that is pretty common
It depends on whether you're a man or a woman.
If you're a man, cope and seethe.
If you're a woman, just go for white men.
Can you fuckers talk about anything interesting from once? How did your day go? Did you learn anything new? Stop bickering. Your problems don't really matter in the grand scheme of things
my girlfiend and i watched catfish.
the guy was a really ugly fat black guy that was catfishing a handsome young fit veteran black guy. Was using sexy model pictures to lure the vet in. Was really sad.
Didn't do much at my part-time job today. Tomorrow will probably be just as uneventful.
I went for a hour and a half run today and I think that put me in a better mood. I'm usually a depressed mess right about now because "le no gf sadness" but I think that run cleared my mind.
It was okay. I put together a shoe rack and went shopping. Not much happened.
My life isn’t interesting and I don’t feel like talking about my boobs.
Neither is mine come up but I still bothered to tell people about my boring day. Talking to people is nice. We are engineered to talk to people because we are herd animals. Tell me about your day
I bought Girl Scout cookies and shoveled snow around my church >for free.
That sounds neat :). Was it volunteer work? Did you just feel like doing it? Also what flavor of girl scout cookies did you get? My favorite are those peanut butter ones
Yep, volunteer work, it was my week to do it. I got Thin Mints, Samoas, and the lemon ones.
Nice. Do you like the peanut butter ones? Those are pretty much the only ones I ever ate. What kind of volunteer work is this? Just stuff you like to do?
Okay we can talk about me then. My dick is pretty normal sized and I have blue eyes which is kinda cool.
Women how do I explain a 7ish year gap in my dating resume if the truth is that I was a mix of lazy and mildly depressed?
How do I get a girlfriend as a 20 something guy with no previous relationship experience of any kind, not even slightly intimate friendship with a women.
Why the fuck do women walk so slow? Being out with a woman is like crawling through slow motion.
I have short legs and duck feet, cut me some fucking slack.
And I have an above average cock and low hanging balls that threaten to get squished between my thighs if they move the wrong way but I don't let that slow me down.
Im so fast I leave everyone in the dust
Women, why does it feel illegal to go to Coles while carrying a reusable bag from Woolworths?
to the Females
why the fuck are you always staring, the fuck are you looking at, fuck off and leave me alone
Femanons why isn't this us right now?
Is that a code word for something that idk?
That's your prerogative to risk your balls' safety, not my problem.
Girls do you like it when random guys on the street cum on you?
i've done it atoga, it's been hours and i truly found a way to shut up the boob argument AND corner incels
How do you stop they/them?
literally btfos both
I straight up don't need these threads anymore, ChatGPT will answer all my questions
Not hard to leave these threads since women barely engage with anyone.
because men here shut the women down and are shitty
Wrong you guys just enjoy arguing with the same people even though you’ve been in the same argument with the same person 100 times.
yes, because the men are usually attacking the women, lets be honest.
i'm not even a misandrist, it's just objective that whenever a woman says something that isn't the norm incels shoved on us, they attack us.
It's not all of us. There's a lot of incels in these threads that hate women. Plenty of us love you.
Then why are you here? Go talk to your robo waifu.
Fr fr no cap
has anybody bathed with a partner before in a way that was comfortable? I tried it once and it was just really awkward, there wasn't a lot of space and we could hardly move
Yeah. Usually we sit facing each other with his legs on me and mine underneath. It's pretty comfy.
We mostly shower together tho.
That's what we did, but still wasn't work. Maybe cuz of height difference, not sure. Also the drain didn't stop properly so I had to shift an ass cheek onto it.
Showering together is fun tho you're right. Do you do this often or just before/after sex
My bf is 9" taller than me. I guess his bath tub is also pretty big tho, maybe that helped.
Mmm I'm a foot taller and the tub isn't HUGE.
Lol it was so awkward we just watched as the bath bomb fizzled and neither of us could move.
Oh and we shower together every day! I love taking care of him by shaving his beard and washing his hair.
Fun thread, well I'm off.
>tfw no one offers any advice
Ask a fucking question
State gender. Which gender is the worse poster in these threads?
anon, you forgot to type out which gender has the worse posters
Anon, you already told us you were a man
M, males. Y'all make me ashamed of my gender ngl.
>everyone uniamously agreeing that men are the worst posters here
>"where did the women go??!!? why did the women here leave?!?!?!?"
Don't worry, I have a post prepared for the next thread that will surely bring the hoes back.
Women what's the ideal amount of body hair for a man to have?
Almost none, without shaving.