1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1/9
    https://twitter.com/GeirJordet/status/1536711753064714240

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2/9

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        3/9

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          4/9

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            5/9
            PIONEERED by England

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              6/9
              The bodyguard returns

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                7/9

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                skips straight to 9/9

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this is pretty obvious, FIFA needs to change rules. Both keepers were doing this. Navas does it all the time.
                I remember 15 years ago in a Libertadores final between LDU and Fluminense LDU keeper always prayed at the net before Fluminense penalties, of course they won.
                Point is, as it's scientifically proven it gives the keeper an advantage, FIFA needa to change the rules, otherwise penalties will take even more time than the real game.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                the status quo still favors the kicker. if a professional player cant slot a goal in front with just a goalie they technically shouldn't be playing

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If they are to change the rules AGAIN to prevent what little shithousery the goalkeeper has left, they have to at least force strikers to approach the ball at a consistent pace. Bullshit that a goalkeeper has to be on the line until the ball is kicked (now enforced with VAR) but the kicker can do retard stutter steps and bing bing hops and shit to try and make the goalkeeper move early.
                I say let both keep being retards to each other, but if you restrict keepers again you have to restrict kickers in return.

                Just to be clear: I'm not against the keeper jumping in line or point at the shooter/one side of the goal or whatever, just against time wasting.
                Look at what Peru GK did in the black australian guy penalty. He sarted drinking a full bottle of water just to make the shooter stand there and thus making him wait.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If they are to change the rules AGAIN to prevent what little shithousery the goalkeeper has left, they have to at least force strikers to approach the ball at a consistent pace. Bullshit that a goalkeeper has to be on the line until the ball is kicked (now enforced with VAR) but the kicker can do retard stutter steps and bing bing hops and shit to try and make the goalkeeper move early.
                I say let both keep being retards to each other, but if you restrict keepers again you have to restrict kickers in return.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                All these shit housing things are such an Australian thing to do.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                7/9

                skips straight to 9/9

                these are the only ones that might be true.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              didn't dudek do that handoff thing when liverpool beat milan in 2005? and i'm sure it wasn't a new thing back then either
              it's a very old tactic

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >linking an NIH study for his schtick
        lol

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          *scans thread*

          what a fucking pseud. having the temerity to take on an academic tone then drawing conclusions from one instance of something that almost has the same probability of coinflip is beyond inane. he should be scanning the pages of a statistics textbook.

          yet more anons #FilteredByGeir

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      scanning thread at Xavi level right now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that fucking image
      fucking kek

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    geir-sama...
    he's back...

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    are australians cerebral soccer players or something

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine if he played with xavi and iniesta

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what a fucking pseud. having the temerity to take on an academic tone then drawing conclusions from one instance of something that almost has the same probability of coinflip is beyond inane. he should be scanning the pages of a statistics textbook.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Moron

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >i'm going to draw scientific sounding conclusions from a tiny few instances of near random events
        geir? more like queer

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          83% of scientific papers cannot be replicated
          How do I know this? I read it in a paper

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          83% of scientific papers cannot be replicated
          How do I know this? I read it in a paper

          Geir only scans research papers and scholarly journals, for example reads the first and last sentence on a page or just reads the title, which increases his xRet (expected retention) by 40% over his peers

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            isn't xRet the expected retardedness of his twitter threads?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              please, such a thing is unquantifiable

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i hate this fucker so much but do love his LULZ threads

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    haha funny dance confused chicanos

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    its just a meme you retard

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is that loss (for peru)

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *micro scans the Peruvians gait to the penalty spot*

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *scans the peruvian keepers penalty list out of his reach*
    heh

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >small brain
    >guessing where the players are going to shoot
    >medium brain
    >writing down their prefered side on the bottle and diving that way
    >big brain
    >never moving at all
    >ascended brain
    >doing a silly meme dance and diving to whatever side you feel like

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    poor sportsmanship

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >deciding game
    >ends in shootout
    what a joke-sport

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Look Peru, I understand you have fallen over drunk from a day of drowning your sorrows, but you should have ended things in regulation time. Get your flag back upright and start preparing for 2026.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    based australian pre-scanner

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just a Bruce Grobelaar's disciple

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >*sigh* Somehow Geir Jordet has returned

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how many pre-scans per minute are considered elite?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Nothing personel, Peru

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Penalties in general were a mistake, both of these goalkeepers were very bad at penalties and this kinda fucking around makes a mockery of the noble sport.

    Football should be kept for people who were descended from Genghis Khan.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >was literally in the wrong position in all the plays
    >the only reason Peru lost was because of a buck broken negro and a zoomer

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