IT'S UP GEIRBROS
PIONEERED by England
The bodyguard returns
skips straight to 9/9
this is pretty obvious, FIFA needs to change rules. Both keepers were doing this. Navas does it all the time.
I remember 15 years ago in a Libertadores final between LDU and Fluminense LDU keeper always prayed at the net before Fluminense penalties, of course they won.
Point is, as it's scientifically proven it gives the keeper an advantage, FIFA needa to change the rules, otherwise penalties will take even more time than the real game.
the status quo still favors the kicker. if a professional player cant slot a goal in front with just a goalie they technically shouldn't be playing
If they are to change the rules AGAIN to prevent what little shithousery the goalkeeper has left, they have to at least force strikers to approach the ball at a consistent pace. Bullshit that a goalkeeper has to be on the line until the ball is kicked (now enforced with VAR) but the kicker can do retard stutter steps and bing bing hops and shit to try and make the goalkeeper move early.
I say let both keep being retards to each other, but if you restrict keepers again you have to restrict kickers in return.
Just to be clear: I'm not against the keeper jumping in line or point at the shooter/one side of the goal or whatever, just against time wasting.
Look at what Peru GK did in the black australian guy penalty. He sarted drinking a full bottle of water just to make the shooter stand there and thus making him wait.
All these shit housing things are such an Australian thing to do.
skips straight to 9/9
these are the only ones that might be true.
didn't dudek do that handoff thing when liverpool beat milan in 2005? and i'm sure it wasn't a new thing back then either
it's a very old tactic
>linking an NIH study for his schtick
what a fucking pseud. having the temerity to take on an academic tone then drawing conclusions from one instance of something that almost has the same probability of coinflip is beyond inane. he should be scanning the pages of a statistics textbook.
yet more anons #FilteredByGeir
scanning thread at Xavi level right now
that fucking image
are australians cerebral soccer players or something
imagine if he played with xavi and iniesta
>i'm going to draw scientific sounding conclusions from a tiny few instances of near random events
geir? more like queer
83% of scientific papers cannot be replicated
How do I know this? I read it in a paper
Geir only scans research papers and scholarly journals, for example reads the first and last sentence on a page or just reads the title, which increases his xRet (expected retention) by 40% over his peers
isn't xRet the expected retardedness of his twitter threads?
please, such a thing is unquantifiable
i hate this fucker so much but do love his LULZ threads
haha funny dance confused chicanos
its just a meme you retard
is that loss (for peru)
*micro scans the Peruvians gait to the penalty spot*
*scans the peruvian keepers penalty list out of his reach*
>guessing where the players are going to shoot
>writing down their prefered side on the bottle and diving that way
>never moving at all
>doing a silly meme dance and diving to whatever side you feel like
>ends in shootout
what a joke-sport
Look Peru, I understand you have fallen over drunk from a day of drowning your sorrows, but you should have ended things in regulation time. Get your flag back upright and start preparing for 2026.
based australian pre-scanner
Just a Bruce Grobelaar's disciple
>*sigh* Somehow Geir Jordet has returned
how many pre-scans per minute are considered elite?
>Nothing personel, Peru
Penalties in general were a mistake, both of these goalkeepers were very bad at penalties and this kinda fucking around makes a mockery of the noble sport.
Football should be kept for people who were descended from Genghis Khan.
>was literally in the wrong position in all the plays
>the only reason Peru lost was because of a buck broken negro and a zoomer
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