holy shit, my job just sent out a company wide email on a fucking saturday about SVB. Apparently because we switched to a tech company a few years ago, we attracted a lot of VC money and started banking with SVB. Pretty much no one knows wtf is going to happen but there are "plans to make sure all employees are paid by next pay period AND THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE". I added that highlighted part because that seems fishy to me.
>FORESEEABLE
Well, that could mean literally anything. Good luck bro.
that's why it upsets me. that sounds like some general counsel said "throw that in there to cover our ass!"
>I added the highlight
Why don't you just show us the email you larping homosexual?
and get doxxed and fired for spreading private company data right before an economic shit storm ? Yeah, no thanks.
Your a larping nagger with nothing better to do on a Saturday night. Get the fuck over to /b/ and jack off to tranny porn. Fucking faker.
>financial crisis occurring literally right now
>articles everywhere about people doing bank runs and unable to get paid
>THIS IS LARP AND IMPOSSIBLE TO HAPPEN!
thought you had to be 18 to post here?
Post anything that proves you even have a job, neetfag. Anything at all. A bit of your work ID, a piece of redacted company paperwork, lanyard with keys or prox cards. All you have to do to beat me is post one little bit of proof.
>All you have to do to beat me is post one little bit of proof.
You talk like a homosexual who watches too much anime.
If you've been here more than a few weeks, you're familiar with the "tits or GTFO" rule whenever an alleged woman appears. This is kind of like that. You provide proof, or the entire premise of your thread is bullshit. Your ad hominem attacks have no effect, and don't get you any closer to proving you're not just another Larp. Also I'm pretty sure im old enough to be your father, and I've been on the chans longer than the captcha has.
Anyhoo, post proofs.
>hey ma, look! I'm talking like a real LULZner
just stop, it's sad at this point.
What's sad is you keep bumping this thread that's attracted a whole two people. Just let it die.
OP's can't pump threads. thought you're an OG, fag?
what the actual fuck is your problem?
Proofs.
Post boots and utes
I can tell you only came here within the past year.
Yeah bullshit.
I hope you end up on the news begging for mercy.