Idk, you can chose from ending your hair, aka shaving it off, ending your desire to be attractive, aka become a monk or something or end your existence by you know what.
i will go for the monk and shaving route. do i get a secured place in heaven at least? maybe ill get to keep my hair there if that's too much to ask for in this stupid universe
>secured place in heaven
Yes >keep my hair
No. Why do you think monks „cut“ their hair like that? So they could pretend that that was on purpose. Heh. They tried.
>studied hard >Had a shit office job but make good money >Have a son with wife >He is sever autist >He is 9yo >Can't talk only makes weird noises >Only play with baby toys >He have to wear diapers because somedays he refuses to go to the bath >Some days he becomes agresive amd destroys the house >He only sleeps 3-4h >No sex with wife (sex drive goes to 0 when you don't sleep a full night for years) >Only fun thing of my life is playing some vidya in the bus to work >Regret not being a comfy happy neet.
weirdest thread hijack i've seen, but if job really pays well then you need to find someone well trained who can help you with the kid. you guys deserve to have some good sleep at least once
Finasteride ASAP. If you're willing to turn into a monk, might as well take the 99.5% chance of finasteride working effectively without any noticeable side effect.
I looked that up and gives you dick cancer or shiezzzz
WTF man.... I know i said i wanna be a monk but... how will i jerk it to guro porn if my dick falls out?
First of all you look like a teenager. Hair recedes a little bit in teens and twenties. Second, if you stop caring and take decent care of your appearance being bald doesn't matter. People who fixate on the women who don't like short or bald are just flagellating themselves to feel something like pity for themselves.
Wanna know why women wear bangs? Thin hair, visible scalp and high hairline. I would say that hairline is better than half the female population. Women also use leave in shampoo and fibers to cover it up if bangs dont suit them.
So, fellas, can a lad pull off a Hitler Youth haircut if he has a receding hairline or would it be better to just grow it out and try to use bangs to mask the forehead or what?
Best end it now or you will just have to witness your slow decline. Trust me it is no fun.
end how exactly?
Idk, you can chose from ending your hair, aka shaving it off, ending your desire to be attractive, aka become a monk or something or end your existence by you know what.
i will go for the monk and shaving route. do i get a secured place in heaven at least? maybe ill get to keep my hair there if that's too much to ask for in this stupid universe
>secured place in heaven
Yes
>keep my hair
No. Why do you think monks „cut“ their hair like that? So they could pretend that that was on purpose. Heh. They tried.
there's thousands of women thirsting over dwayne johnson right now. get over yourself
isn't he into men and stuff like that tho?
Take bald pill
[guy with head full of hair]
oh no bros it's over
wdym
He means you should count your blessings because your hair is fuller than his and he‘s butthurt that you are butthurt over your still full hair.
>studied hard
>Had a shit office job but make good money
>Have a son with wife
>He is sever autist
>He is 9yo
>Can't talk only makes weird noises
>Only play with baby toys
>He have to wear diapers because somedays he refuses to go to the bath
>Some days he becomes agresive amd destroys the house
>He only sleeps 3-4h
>No sex with wife (sex drive goes to 0 when you don't sleep a full night for years)
>Only fun thing of my life is playing some vidya in the bus to work
>Regret not being a comfy happy neet.
That is basically how it mostly goes tbh. Real life is often dissapointing to say the least.
Real life is only disappointing to pussies who never take chqnces
Anon took chances and look what happened.
kill yourself
>t. not a Chad of action
your fault for making 2 capital mistakes:
- getting married
- having children
weirdest thread hijack i've seen, but if job really pays well then you need to find someone well trained who can help you with the kid. you guys deserve to have some good sleep at least once
it never even began
Finasteride ASAP. If you're willing to turn into a monk, might as well take the 99.5% chance of finasteride working effectively without any noticeable side effect.
I looked that up and gives you dick cancer or shiezzzz
WTF man.... I know i said i wanna be a monk but... how will i jerk it to guro porn if my dick falls out?
Well maybe it does but I'd rather keep my hair tbh
I'm taking the chances
is this a bot thread? there's nothing wrong with your hair.
Yes it's generated with chatgpt. Don't you see im balding at the root? I'm done. It's over for me
Elab.
First of all you look like a teenager. Hair recedes a little bit in teens and twenties. Second, if you stop caring and take decent care of your appearance being bald doesn't matter. People who fixate on the women who don't like short or bald are just flagellating themselves to feel something like pity for themselves.
If you're a vain piece of shit maybe
judging from the picture you're probably like 14
Wanna know why women wear bangs? Thin hair, visible scalp and high hairline. I would say that hairline is better than half the female population. Women also use leave in shampoo and fibers to cover it up if bangs dont suit them.
Why do women judge men so harshly for having bad hairlines when their own hairlines are equally bad, if not outright worse?
Because it’s fun to be a judgmental prick. Also, people tend to project their own insecurities onto others.
I’m hijacking your thread, OP.
So, fellas, can a lad pull off a Hitler Youth haircut if he has a receding hairline or would it be better to just grow it out and try to use bangs to mask the forehead or what?