It's kind of hilarious how transparent of a wish fulfillment fantasy Samwell Tarly was for GRRM. He's fat and likes books.

It's kind of hilarious how transparent of a wish fulfillment fantasy Samwell Tarly was for GRRM.

He's fat and likes books. He literally can't lose weight no matter how much he diets or exercises (improbable to say the least), he gets bullied by his gigachad dad and brother yet he's somehow able to kill an ice demon and he fuck a barbarian princess with his canonically-large penis.

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds kinda based tbdesu

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    kek you're right I never thought of it that way.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not every character who has a lot in common with the author but who isn't a complete failure at everything is a form of wish fulfilment, you fucking tard.

    Wish fulfilment is when the character is written solely to enact the author's personal fantasies, no matter how preposterous or free of negative consequences to the self-insert.

    Nor is a self-insert nevessarily a Mary Sue. Patrick Bateman was a self-insert, and he's not one at all.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Well put, probably a better response than this post deserves.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You really are a retard.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >spineless autist backpedals as soon as 2 strangers disagree with him
        many such cases

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >It's kind of hilarious how transparent of a wish fulfillment fantasy Samwell Tarly was for GRRM.

          How did I backpedal?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It is kinda pathetic.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        When is Chris' trial anyway?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >what is Beren and Luthien

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Despite the fact that Tolkien literally engraved their names on his and his wife's tombstones it is still more subtle than GRRM.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The whole book is a wish fulfillment for the fat old imbecile GRRM, early Dany chapters were clearly his masturbatory material, Tyrion is a cope for the ugly (muh books muh wit), etc

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        nobody get's their wish though? So far only bad things have happened to every character with no end in sight.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >So far only bad things have happened to every character with no end in sight.
          Because the series isn't finished.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Not every character who has a lot in common with the author but who isn't a complete failure at everything is a form of wish fulfilment, you fucking tard
      But in this case, it is wish fulfilment. What point are you even arguing against lol

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Saying stupid shit should be a ban

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Right, being a socially retarded pseudo egghead who can't just play along with a humorous take should be all LULZ is.

          That would be fun, you can all blow each other till you choke on cum.

          p.s your mother's a whore

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >self-insert
      selfinsert

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      IF Dany (and midge political advisor, and no balls advisor) kill BOTH Randyll and Dickon as shown in the show, then there must be a split between Samwell and Jon, and Samwell from his Night's Watch/Maester vows. Something akin to Tyrion actually mercing fools with the Moon Clans. Not the best swordsman, but something approximating the strategist his father proved to be in Robert's Rebellion.

      Randyll Tarly is the greatest military commander living at that point of the show before getting burnt; he begrudges the Lannisters; he won Danerys' father's only victories against Robert. Killing both Randyll and Dickon is the most self-sabotaging political move possible when the Reach should be fuming over Margary being vaporized, and the miscarried Renly gambit. Both Tyrion and Varys would know better and protest loudly against it.

      Samwell having a heel turn against Jon + Dany with him actually coming into his own as a military commander in the Reach after a misstep that big could actually make sense, with the threat of fAegon arriving with the Golden Company in Dorne ... Dothraki calvary pillaging the Reach would be another motivation ... and he'd have clandestine backing of the Citadel (anti-dragon conspiracy, ect.)

      They say in films you should always cut your favorite scene. Does Martin have it in him to concede that Samwell's father was right? That it was down to being an indolent fat fuck dragging his heels like a craven that he didn't become all he could be, and do something to save the realm beside consume library contents beneath The Wall? His 2019 vow to have Winds completed by August tells the tale: he really would like to have Daddy strap him into his seat and whip him into shape until its done on some level. Decadent Boomer.

      Someone post the Martin blog post cap on simp apologetics vs the hound

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Fiction is a wish fulfillment fantasy you fucking moron that's the god damn point

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Crazy how often I recognize an image on LULZ after watching/reading it's source material.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >crazy how I recognize things when I've seen them before
        ?????????????

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He's better in the books, but that goes for everything in this garbage adaptation. In the books he's even more pathetic and even more of a coward. However, his chapters are great in my opinion.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Also I'm pretty sure he does lose weight, I remember on the boat there's a few lines where his pants don't fit or something. And he has a small fat cock

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Last chapter of Feast of Crows. He accidently lost wait from eating fish and fruit traveling to Oldtown.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >le wish fulfilment
    His chapters literally center around how pathetic he is and how he runs away and shits his pants

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >His chapters literally center around how pathetic he is and how he runs away and shits his pants
      No they don't. He is presented as a coward with low self-esteem but he is consistently portrayed as being exceptionally smart and brave.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. He's basically Samwise from LOTR dialed up to 10 on the fat and craven. Honestly as a reader, it's hard to not like Sam because he's a book reader's self insert in many ways.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Samwell wishes he were one-onehundredth as brave and cool and smart as Samwise Fucking Gamgee, the greatest hobbit who ever lived.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    My largest question about Martin in terms of self insert, is his relationship with his Father. I can't imagine it being a good one.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      GRRMs dad was a longshoreman so he probably was a disappointment to his dad.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        My largest question about Martin in terms of self insert, is his relationship with his Father. I can't imagine it being a good one.

        >My largest question about Martin in terms of self insert, is his relationship with his Father.

        >One of the more dominant themes in Game of Thrones is family. It’s what gives the characters purpose, but it also ruins them. What was your own sense of family and home like?
        I was born in 1948, and raised in Bayonne, New Jersey, which is a peninsula just south of Jersey City. By bus, it was 45 minutes to the heart of Manhattan, but Bayonne really was a world in and of itself. New York was very close, but we didn’t go there very often. From the age of four I lived down on First Street, in the public-housing projects, facing the waters of Kill Van Kull, with Staten Island on the other side.

        My father was a Martin, but he was of Italian and German descent. My mother was a Brady – Irish. I heard a lot from my mother about the heritage of the Bradys, who had been a pretty important family at certain points in Bayonne history. I knew at a very early age that we were poor. But I also knew that my family hadn’t always been poor. To get to my school, I had to walk past the house where my mother had been born, this house that had been our house once. I’ve looked back on that, of course, and in some of my stories there’s this sense of a lost golden age, where there were wonders and marvels undreamed of. Somehow what my mother told me set all that stuff into my imagination.

        >Was your relationship with your parents close?
        My father was a distant figure. I don’t think that he ever understood me, and I don’t know that I ever understood him. We didn’t use the term then, but you could probably say he was a functioning alcoholic. I saw him every day, but we hardly talked. The only thing that we really bonded over was sports.

        ...Reading fiction has helped me through some bad times in my own life. The night my father died, I was in Michigan and I got word from my mother. I couldn’t get to a plane until the next day, so I sat around thinking about my father, the good and the bad in our relationship. I remember I opened whatever book I was reading, and for a few hours, I was able to stop thinking about my father’s death. It was a relief. There are some people who read and want to believe in a world where the good guys win and the bad guys lose, and at the end they live happily ever after. That’s not the kind of fiction that I write. Tolkien was not that. The scouring of the Shire proved that. Frodo’s sadness – that was a bittersweet ending, which to my mind was far more powerful than the ending of Star Wars, where all the happy Ewoks are jumping around, and the ghosts of all the dead people appear, waving happily [laughs].

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          What is this from?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Don't forget that in the early days of some ASOIAF forum all the women were talking about how they wanted to FUCK the hound and how he was so hot and manly. Then GRRM sidles up and starts moaning about how no one loves poor Samwell Tarly who is so nice and smart and the type of man who will love and care for a woman, while the hound is supposed to be a mean awful person no one can love.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Source? Sounds funny.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Try searching some old LULZ humor threads. I never saved the image, but there's an image. It's been posted multiple times on LULZ. Good luck.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        He made it up.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Nice try Georgie, get back to writing you walking cardiac attack on diabetes support

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sam's a nice guy. Nice guys finish last. Or first. Depends on what we're talking about.

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