LULZ / TV & Film

it was fucking shit

>follows animal for five minutes, then inexplicably cuts halfway around the world for no reason with zero connection to the first
>bloodless, harmless violence, nobody gets hurt except when they do it's zoomed out, hidden behind something, or just straight up off-screen
>All the violence extends only to fucking insects or hatchlings anyway
>Speculative beyond any reasonable measure, because these aren't dinosaurs they are le heckin real animalrinos!
I've never been more disappointed in my life, this show was just meant to be a vfx tech demo to show apple was capable

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, I couldn’t give a shit about accuracy, but what bothers me is how hard they’re striving to make dinosaurs lame. They decided that showing a T Rex take down a triceratops was less important than showing him fuck.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dinosaurs aren't fictional characters, they were animals. They hunted, the fucked, they shitted, they fought for dominance, they died and yeah, they were also lame at times. They aren't striving to make them lame, they are striving to make something that's not just LE HECKING TOOTHED DINO IS HUNTING

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Holy sneed.
        This CGI shit is more fictional than Mel gibsons braveheart

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and it was le hecking shit. what point are you making? it's 'supposed to be shit and boring'?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Kek

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >have the capability to show dinosaurs doing exciting and entertaining shit because its not real life, which is boring on average
        >intentionally make it boring still
        why?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        theres nothing wrong with fleshing out dinosaurs in a realistic way, but introducing t. rex with an off-screen killed triceratops? That was fucking terrible and egregious beyond measure

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Completely agree, exactly that sentiment made me just quit the episode right then. Can't imagine the level of söy involved in the decision to not show the fucking T-Rex fuck up a triceratops.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >theres nothing wrong with fleshing out dinosaurs in a realistic way
          Agreed, friend. When can we expect to see a series like that?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Dinosaurs aren't fictional characters
        AHHAHAHAHHHAAH
        Dinosaurs: A bunch of frankenstein beasts thrown together with assorted whale and elephant bones 200 years ago by hack frauds.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This, plus so many dinosaur species are disproven by the laws of physics.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Have you not seen documentaries of real animals? It's more brutal than anything you'll see in Jurassic Park. Shut the fuck up you retard.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, SOME are. Some focus on little moments of everyday life and beauty. Not everything is lions hunting gazelles

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm not the one denying both sides exist though am I? This shitty documentary is.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              How the fuck is this documentary denying dinosaurs hunted and fought? There are multiple battle/chase/hunt scenes in the show. The first episode literally has two mosasaurus fighting to the death.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                In a completely sanitized and tame depiction like something you'd see in a Disney movie. Fuck off you literal shill. You're so insultingly disingenuous it's unreal.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >follows animal for five minutes, then inexplicably cuts halfway around the world for no reason with zero connection to the first
        they decided to make an animated series as if they had to deal with all the limitations of a real nature documentary, guess what guys, you can literally show every aspect of one dinosaur's life instead of pretending that your hidden camera trap captured a t-rex fucking

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why do zoomers rely so much on mediocrity

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >it's SUPPOSED to be bad chud!!!!!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        source: trust me bro

        Every year they make the story more ridiculous now they had feathers had balloons on their neck. We have extensively documented nearly every species that's ever lived and yet for some reason when it comes to dinosaurs all they have is a bunch of mangled bones and we're supposed to believe that they were as big as a house, ran 40mph and the most advanced hunting machines ever. Come on man... Do you believe in santa claus too?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        > it’s shit on purpose
        Makes it worse pham.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Prehistoric Planet is 100% a work of fiction. It's counter to every paleontological discovery ever made.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        based

    • 3 weeks ago
      Iceman

      Exactly. They took the fucking coolness out of dinosaurs. It's all fucking fag shit.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are (((they))) so intent on erasing our dinos bros

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What I wanna know is why are ((they)) so obsessed with infanticide? Literally every one of these stories involves the dinosaur parents getting their young killed, wtf why? WWD the only young that died off the top of my head were the baby rexes at the end, but that barely counts.
      >abortion
      >homosexuality
      >trans kids
      >circumcision
      what the FUCK is their problem with kids??

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They have been using dinosaurs to push retardation for a long time. Imagine some fucking dork clutching a dinosaur bone and then saying "this proves gods not real" whilst arranging these bones made out of pulverized chicken carcasses in china in a museum exhibit and having them mime the act of fucking for children to gawk at.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fuck off you well-poisoning flatEarth troon

          Because the young are the most vulnerable. Most animals die young. That's the way things are.

          Wtf does that even mean? Why do we have to depict it in each fictional story? Fuck off.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm sorry you're so confused about how the world works. Maybe you could study things a bit instead of watching movies?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Men arent women. Your technocratic religion isn't science. Science is objectivity.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And objectively 90 percent of all dinosaur skeletons are fakes.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All the paleontologist and dinosaur enthusiast are either trans or have pronouns in their bio. I feel isolated from my childhood to teen years passion.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Fuck off, those are the ones you see because you are obsessed with social media and trans. You are actually a moron.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sneeb.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >trannies
          >believe in dinosaurs
          >also believe they are women
          Coincidence? I think not.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Underrated.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because the young are the most vulnerable. Most animals die young. That's the way things are.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >What I wanna know is why are ((they)) so obsessed with infanticide?
        As opposed to chuds, who literally think its fine to shoot up primary schools

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You mean the CIA? Last thing any "chud" would do is mindlessly gun down a child like some garden gnome troon.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao. That's all LULZ ever does though, shoot up schools and churches. The CIA is not to blame for your stupidity and mental illness.

            >Pissy chuds mad that a documentary wasn't Jurassic Park

            Retarded rightoids can't make up their minds.

            First it's,
            >REEEEEEEEEE DINOSAURS DON'T EXIST BECAUSE THE BIBLE SAYS SO, THEY ARE A SATANIC TRICK

            Then it's,
            >REEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY DON'T DINOSAURS LOOK LIKE CGI MOVIE MONSTERS WHY ARE SCIENTISTS RUINING MY CHILDHOOD BASED ON NEW DISCOVERIES

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >CNN SAYS WHITE PEOPLE ARE ATTACKING KIDS!!! (ignore our mass child castrations and Don't Say Gay bill please, we don't want to fuck and kill kids we swear)
              I don't believe in CNN. Nor do I believe the CIA. Why you do I have no idea.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            kys you schizo incel

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well, if the dinosaurs were better at protecting and raising their young, maybe they wouldn't be extinct right now?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dinosaurs were wiped out by a global apocalypse, not because they were panda-tier retards. But I guess (they) want you to believe they were.
          Like when the quetz ate the other quetz eggs? Yeah, maybe that might have happened at some point maybe, but why are we depicting quetz in this way? The whole thing is fucked

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You have literally no evidence to support or reason to believe they were not "panda-tier retards" with no survival instincts. For all we know, they were. Dinosaurs were not all instantly wiped out by an asteroid impact, they were going extinct over time before that and it was a slow death after for much of the world. And you have no reason to believe those didn't eat eggs. Your headcanon about dinosaurs is not fact.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >For all we know, they were.
              They swarmed the Earth for hundreds of millions of years.
              >they weren't wiped out by asteroid impact
              Source? And I never, ever said they didn't eat eggs, you fucking pedophile, your creepy technocratic church makes nothing but mindless uneducational bile.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >They swarmed the Earth for hundreds of millions of years.
                >Found like 2 complete skeletons
                >HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF YEARS
                I fucking love science lore is fucking hilarious

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >dinosaurs are fake
                Ok we get it, the Earth is flat, men are women, white people are evil, GOTCHA you can stop posting and defending this corporate slop.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Meds.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You believe men are women. YOU take meds, you creepy sicko.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I honestly don't know what's worse believing in troons or believing in dinosaurs.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Both are real...

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You just know.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >hey let's impose our controversial sexual deviance onto children! we're the good guys! sterilize your kids! also dinosaurs were fake but if they're real they're all fuzzy soft feathery fruit-eating gay drag queens btw

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You'd have to be fucking retarded to believe in dinosaurs.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And were constantly dying off and being replaced by new iterations and species. You realize that the dinosaurs that existed at the time the asteroid hit weren't even things like T-Rex and Triceratops, right? Those had already gone extinct millions of years before. Successful species don't go extinct. It's that simple.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Good point.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Dinosaurs were wiped out because they didn’t control their carbon output. They also didn’t take the vax, or trust the science.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Take your meds.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People who hate kids are truly vile

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >little wild animals getting killed in nature is an allegory to abortions in muttland

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why do we have to watch a series of fictional stories about babies dying? Blue Planet and Planet Earth which this is trying to ape don't have constant infanticide. This is just some fucked up fetish shit the (((producers))) came up with like the literal homosexual pteranodon trying to fuck the literal tranny pteranodon. Wtf why? That's literally just some made up madness horse shit, it's not real or science, how about show us something were pretty sure pteranodons actually did instead of this creepy sex shit. Fucking disgusting.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Dinosaurs aren't sophisticated enough to be a gnomish psy op. They are a british psy op that's been coopted by garden gnomes and homosexuals. Dinosaurs are a psycho ritual they get off on clowning you and making you believe in this retarded fairytale.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Leap off a bridge, you dilating pedo freak.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You are unbelievably stupid.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not stupid enough to believe in 200 million year old lizards that became birds invented by a british psychopath in the late 1800s modeled in a frankenstein manner with whale and elephant bones made in china out of pulverized chicken carcasses.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                grass
                meds
                dilate

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >hahaha theres no pattern here. go eat another box of goyslop with a mullato on its advertising. its just a trend, a fad, its not intentional... if we dont pander to 10% of the population, they wont buy any products. No, we dont need to pander to the majority... they buy product regardless. Why? socio-economic reasons of course.

          i hate the antichrist.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because Dino abortion is a right. Check your privilege, chud.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >WWD the only young that died off the top of my head were the baby rexes at the end
        Are you joking? Walking With Dinosaurs was absolutely fucking packed with dead babies

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Like? I remember some diplodocus babies getting picked off but that was lik 2 of hundreds

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Coelophysis cannibalism of their own young is a glaring example. This is how life is for 99% of species and almost every non-mammal, mortality rate in the first year is through the roof.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You disingenuous fuck, it is KNOWN celophysis lived in huge groups and cannibalized, so that's how they were portrayed.
            But now we see quetz eating it's neighbors young instead of flying and doing majestic quetz shit. It was creepy pozzed trash and you know it.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >it is KNOWN celophysis lived in huge groups and cannibalized
              There he goes again being an expert on a creature that might of existed 200million years ago that was more than likely fake and planted in the ground somewhere by a fraud.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nice spelling you fucking mongoloid. If you seriously think inferring behaviors that are that common is wrong then you must be utterly incapable of abstract thought. In that same episode the cynodonts also eat their own young, life is brutal and shit like that happens. You blithering fucking retards amaze me every time you manage to stumble onto the post button. Do humanity a favor and remove yourself from the gene pool the way nature would’ve done without modern medicine.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >every dinosaur should eat their own young and be gay
                Swallow a rope, shit it out, then commit 41% like a rotisserie chicken

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not every animal fucking did, as clearly shown in the series. None of you mouthbreathers ever says shit about the huge pod of plesiosaurs all taking care of their young despite zero fossil evidence of gregariousness, or that basically every other archosaur shown in the series is shown to be protective of their nests and eggs. No it only matters when it’s negative for your own retarded preconceptions. It’s seriously just this one example, a huge minority of the species shown, that gets you mad because you’re so autistic you hyper focus on the things you don’t like. Shut the fuck up.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No idea what point you're trying to make, but thanks for winning me the argument. I totally agree, it's unscientific DeviantArt-tier fanfic garbage where nothing happens except babies dying.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Coelophysis cannibalism of their own young is a glaring example. This is how life is for 99% of species and almost every non-mammal, mortality rate in the first year is through the roof.

          Nice spelling you fucking mongoloid. If you seriously think inferring behaviors that are that common is wrong then you must be utterly incapable of abstract thought. In that same episode the cynodonts also eat their own young, life is brutal and shit like that happens. You blithering fucking retards amaze me every time you manage to stumble onto the post button. Do humanity a favor and remove yourself from the gene pool the way nature would’ve done without modern medicine.

          Not every animal fucking did, as clearly shown in the series. None of you mouthbreathers ever says shit about the huge pod of plesiosaurs all taking care of their young despite zero fossil evidence of gregariousness, or that basically every other archosaur shown in the series is shown to be protective of their nests and eggs. No it only matters when it’s negative for your own retarded preconceptions. It’s seriously just this one example, a huge minority of the species shown, that gets you mad because you’re so autistic you hyper focus on the things you don’t like. Shut the fuck up.

          WWD handled baby death with class. It was done when food was scarce, offscreen, or when shit hit the fan. In prehistoric planet, baby death is the main focus in 2 episodes, it overstays it’s welcome, and we even get a slow motion shot for some fucking reason.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        n-word, predators eating babby animals is normal part of nature.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >What I wanna know is why are ((they)) so obsessed with infanticide?
        bro you are retarded. predators aren't going to go for enormous full-grown sauropods

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Schizo maniac.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you must voluntarily reduce your birthrates goyim so we can have a legally valid and popularly supported reason to replace you. that way its your fault and not ours :^)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because the vast majority of infantile dinosaurs died and adult dinosaurs took tremendous effort by predators to kill so they’d go after the kids

        I hate how fragile and hysterical this place has become. Screeching about trannies and circumcision in a dinosaur thread

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This bubbles were retarded.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes you just don't get any good footage

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is there really no blood? when every actual real nature documentary has tons of blood when carnivores are involved. why?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's some flesh, blood on leaves, open wounds, etc.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My gf and I loved it. Inspired us to do some dinosaur art. Hope there will be more. Maybe a series about ice age animals too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I would be very happy if they produce a documentary about the Permian period in the same way.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >love BBC nature docs,
    >love this old fuck Attenborough and his kino voice,
    >have no dog in the autistic fight about feathered dinos
    This one sucked and they probably know it too.
    Compared to normal nature docs it felt empty, fake and soulless.
    I'm guessing they did it for the reddit crowd.
    This documentary just shows how little we know about dinos apart from some bones and fragments of soft tissues, no way they were this boring.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BBC... Heh

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fucking woke dinos, I never thought it would go this far

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Evolution is just a theory.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THE HECKING SCIENCE SAYS THE T REX WAS A VEGETARIAN JUST ACCEPT THE FACTS CHUD

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      BEHOLD... T-REX. WATCH AS IT
      >gets its young killed in retarded ways
      >lazes around on the beach
      >scavenges
      >gets hurt 🙁
      >fucks
      Literally yikes. Can't believe we got garden gnomed out of that rex V mosasaur battle AND rex v triceratops battle. What an utter ripoff.
      Hate this asshole.
      >turn on Our Planet on N-flix expecting some animal kino
      >THESE... ARE BLUE WHALES.
      >WE KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THEM.
      >DESPITE HAVING RECORD HIGH NUMBERS THEY ARE ALL DYING AS WHITE EUROPEANS SPREAD
      >TO LEARN MORE AND DONATE TO GRETA THORNBURG AND THE EUROPEAN DEPOPULATION ORGANIZATION...
      >VISIT WWW.NEWWORLDDEPOPULATION.UN TODAY
      >*black lady starts singing for 4 seconds before going to next episode*

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >follows animal for five minutes, then inexplicably cuts halfway around the world for no reason with zero connection to the first
    That was really annoying and didn't help the show.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Pissy chuds mad that a documentary wasn't Jurassic Park

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These homosexuals and christcucks ruin all dino threads.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These homosexuals and christcucks ruin all dino threads.

      Wtf are you talking about? Pedophile freak, end yourself.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it literally was jurassic park dumbass, really loved when the 40 foot long mosasaurs fought viciously and both got away unscathed. Lot of fin and neck biting with no damage

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >both got away unscathed
        One of them drowned to death.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you didnt watch it bud, you clearly see the new rival swim away and the old bull come to the surface back where he was

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            My bad, I must have blinked.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Literally what are you implying by this?

      Take your meds.

      open your eyes

      Lmao. That's all LULZ ever does though, shoot up schools and churches. The CIA is not to blame for your stupidity and mental illness.

      [...]
      Retarded rightoids can't make up their minds.

      First it's,
      >REEEEEEEEEE DINOSAURS DON'T EXIST BECAUSE THE BIBLE SAYS SO, THEY ARE A SATANIC TRICK

      Then it's,
      >REEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY DON'T DINOSAURS LOOK LIKE CGI MOVIE MONSTERS WHY ARE SCIENTISTS RUINING MY CHILDHOOD BASED ON NEW DISCOVERIES

      Dinosaurs exist.
      The world is round.
      The Holocaust didn't happen.
      Men aren't women.
      These are facts.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Dinosaurs exist.
        Yes as in they are manufactured in a factory in china built off the designs of 2 british schizos that were caught numerous times in the 1800s faking dinosaur discoveries.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >3 letter agency flies to close to the sun

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >they had bubbles on their necks because huh... trust the science!

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if older generations were genuinely mad that Jurassic Park made their dinos lame by giving them correct postures instead of being lumbering kangaroo monsters

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably. Boomers got mad at everything. Much like the retarded schizo itt.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jurassic Park made dinoaurs cooler by making them faster and more agile. Most media lately then is "Look at this heckin chonker!" while they cover an adult Rex is down so it looks like a baby chick.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >MUH VIOLENCE
    there's always little to no blood in BBC Earth's main docu-series. I can tell you're american,

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There's also very little infanticide in those as well, unlike this creepy shit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No there isn't. Just admit you don't watch nature documentaries and all you want to see is heckin epic t-rex fights.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Just admit you don't watch nature documentaries and all you want to see is heckin epic t-rex fights.
          >dinosaurs
          >nature
          >man made frankensteins
          >nature

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >moving the goal posts
            You obviously just don't like this series on a fundamental level so there's no point in arguing intricacies with you.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wait, so you're arguing that Planet Earth is rife with infanticide? No it fucking isn't you whacky schitzo.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can't even tell if all those "dinosaurs are fake" schizos are serious or not. LULZ influence fucked this board beyond belief.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Well-poisoning is (((their))) primary tactic, so you can bet your left nut they're just shit posting white guilt troon shills.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The first dinosaur was a fraud. 90 percent of dinosaurs are frauds and hopeful reconstructions from skeletons that are only 20 percent complete. This shit is fanfiction.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >iguanodons are frauds
        You're a fucking fraud. Men aren't women.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Does it matter? What kind of person would dedicate so much time saying the same retarded stuff in every dinosaur thread if they don't actually believe in it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thiis the first dino-tard thread I've ever shat up. Mad people know this shit is fake as fuck. Now clutch your dino bones made in china and tell us all about how it's science.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Doesn't change the fact that you still can only be two things: a LULZcel or a falseflagging tranny.
          And both of those things are pathetic and cringy as fuck.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not as pathetic as the most underhanded shenanigans in the history of "science"

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >men are women

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This site is almost all thirdies from china, indian or arab shitholes

      All the americans left after trump lost. There is some suburban white trash left and former ***** like me from america
      But thats it beyond sp.
      Pol is 95-99% thirdies or brown shits now.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Threadly reminder this an apple marketing thread.

      It's literally a false flag campaign from apple to market this trainwreck of a show. And they're still fucking at it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can watch it for free you fucking idiot this is LULZ nobody is actually paying to watch anything

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I sure as hell didn't pay to watch this sci-fi bullshit.

          Here's a fun game kids, in any Prehistoric Planet thread see how many instances of the following talking points you can spot:

          - Dinosaurs aren't real! Typically screamed like a lunatic and followed up by a "debate" between two apple shills pretending to argue totally nonsensical points that last all thread with the "good cop" appletranny clearly sounding reasonable and correct (and totally not astroturfed!)
          - These are like Real Animals™ They'll say some version of this at least 10 times a thread, typically in response to someone lightly "criticising" the show, but dropping in some retarded comment about ultimately liking it or "demanding" more of some retarded aspect of the show which is already garbage (not enough fucking or gore are common examples).
          - Someone calling the show "woke" or complaining about shit that has absolutely nothing to do with the show but checks off all the reddit "bigot" boxes

          This is the shittiest astroturfed false flag advertising campaign I have ever seen for anything.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thinking companies actually pay people to shill on LULZ is far more retarded than questioning dinosaurs

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              WE NEED THE NEET VIRGIN AUDIENCE!!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Considering this show disappeared from the public consciousness, yes. They need all the chuds to watch this and talk about it.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              WE NEED THE NEET VIRGIN AUDIENCE!!

              You homosexuals are worthless. It doesn't even matter if your bots at this point. There isn't a human poster on this site that doesn't know LULZ is nothing but a fucking prostituting billboard at this point.

              And we will remember apple and the BBC did this. I will remember it and all the paleontologists and paleo"artists" involved in this nightmare. And I won't let THEM forget it. In fact, I've already begun a sort of crusade to take science back from pseuds. And shit like this only fuels my fire.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're so fucking deranged, it's blatant you don't talk to people and never kissed a woman.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Go back to retarddit. You fit in better there.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Oh, that's the cherry on top of the cake, not only you're fucking retarded, deranged and an incel neet, but you're also a newhomosexual touritst that keeps mentioning Reddit.
                You really have negative value on this world.
                You can't even be consistent about what your views are. You are mad about falseflagging outrage and yet you're incredibly outraged by it, and you can't even realize the contradiction. Oyster IQ.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >can't respond to the post
                No one is defending Apple, you fucking imbecile. You're making shit up in your psychotic mind.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Apple literally helped destroy the internet.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's cool, bitch. I have never owned an apple product other than an used iPhone 4s several years of it's release.
                Now are you going to reply to your contradictions?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'll do what I want. Now this is a thread about why people are losing faith in modern science. Fuck your adspace bullshit.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You're the one promoting Apple, you dumb stupid ape.
                Everything you do is so backwards, it's amazing.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Touch grass

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Walking With Dinosaurs was better. I don't care about accuracy I just want to see dinosaur drama.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Prehistoric Park 2 when?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Walking with sea monsters was based

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WWD still completely holds up except for the featherless utahraptors. Everything else is spot on, unlike this Apple horseshit.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Also the Utahraptor shouldnt have been in Europe

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why? The Atlantic was small and Europe and north America were connected.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            About as likely as Ambulocetus being shown in Germany in Walking With Beasts. Utahraptor was from the Western continent of Laramidia so not even located near the Atlantic.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's a documentary why were you expecting violence lmfao

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He wanted one of those bug documentaries. You know, those when different bugs fight each other in the wild with added sound effects every time they strike, like a car crash?

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >be boomer Mosasaur
    >just vibing on the reef after getting a scrub
    >zoomer Mosasaur comes by talking shit
    >gets rekt

    Very satisfying

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sorry the documentary was not American enough for you OP, maybe they should have added a zoomer narrator doing Marvel quips, maybe some guitar riffs or Hell's Kitchen sound effects for you

    n-word

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wait so what is this? like a show with a fictional narrative or something? its not just a discovery channel type nature doc like Walking With Dinosaurs was back in the day?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It is a British style documentary

      It makes anons seethe because it's not an American style documentary

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        See:

        BEHOLD... T-REX. WATCH AS IT
        >gets its young killed in retarded ways
        >lazes around on the beach
        >scavenges
        >gets hurt 🙁
        >fucks
        Literally yikes. Can't believe we got garden gnomed out of that rex V mosasaur battle AND rex v triceratops battle. What an utter ripoff.
        Hate this asshole.
        >turn on Our Planet on N-flix expecting some animal kino
        >THESE... ARE BLUE WHALES.
        >WE KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THEM.
        >DESPITE HAVING RECORD HIGH NUMBERS THEY ARE ALL DYING AS WHITE EUROPEANS SPREAD
        >TO LEARN MORE AND DONATE TO GRETA THORNBURG AND THE EUROPEAN DEPOPULATION ORGANIZATION...
        >VISIT WWW.NEWWORLDDEPOPULATION.UN TODAY
        >*black lady starts singing for 4 seconds before going to next episode*

        wait so what is this? like a show with a fictional narrative or something? its not just a discovery channel type nature doc like Walking With Dinosaurs was back in the day?

        It's prending to be planet earth but with CG dinosaurs and I swear coral got more screentime than the dinosaurs AND the coral from blue planet behind.
        FUCK Coral.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Is that supposed to help confirm my argument? Because the post you're directing me to is just whining that there are no massive predator vs predator battles every episode like some capeshit garbage movie, and those kinds of battle rarely do happen IRL, no predator worth their salt is going to risk getting seriously injured

          God i fucking hate zoomers

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Crocs and birds get their legs bitten off all the time and are fine. Dinosaur bones are almost always severely fucked up from decades of fighting and healing bones. It wasn't like modern day with two soiboi gorillas hooting and tossing moss at each other, dinosaurs were ripping each other apart on the reg
            >Is that.. a dinosaur doing something cool??????? THATS NOT SCIENCE WHY ISNT IT IN DRAG SUCKING DICK
            eat lead

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >NOOOO I WANTED MY T-REX VS MOSASAUR LIKE MY HECKING BATMAN VS SUPERMAN NOOOOO HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME DAVE ATTENBOROUGH, WHERE ARE MY STRAWIPE TRANSITIONS

              I hate american zoomers so much it's unreal

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >NOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST DEFEND YOUR YOUNG!!!! YOU HAVE TO WATCH THEM DIE CHUD!
                ok pedo

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >NOOOO WHERE ARE MY MARVEL SHOWDOWNS, WHY ISN'T THE HECKIN TREX QUIPPING LIKE IRON MAN NOOOOO

                41% yourself

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >NOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST SHOW PREDATORY ANIMALS PREDATING TRUST THE SCIENCE
                Men aren't women. The world isn't flat. The Holocaust didn't happen. Bigfoot is real. Dinosaurs are real. No matter how many times you call animals predating in the wild the equivalent of an MCU movie what does that even mean

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kek, Walking with Dinosaurs at least showed us where we are, animated some continents, mentions one or the other scientific fact that has nothing to do with dinosaurs while Prehistoric Planet sends us to the Apple+ infopage for scientific background pfffffffffff

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          wait so there's no scientific context...its just a reality show?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Wtf are you talking about??? Every fucking time the show cuts to a new scene it starts with telling where on earth it is.

          The way prehistoric planet handles it's narratives is just different from walking with dinosaurs, which had more "character" focused stories that followed either just one dino around, or a group of dinos around the entire episode, whereas prehistoric planet does a more broad view depiction of different biomes and dinosaurs living in them.

          The fucking first episode that depicts coastal regions is perfect example of this approach, as it showcases t-rex family living in the coastal regions of north america, marine reptiles that live in coastal waters, pterosaurs that nest in those regions and so on.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fucking lmao, why are murrican documentaries such trash?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I read that in the voice of that Animal Planet narrator with the high voice.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can dinofags finally admit their big lizards aren’t interesting once you grow past 8 years old and pleistocene megafauna is true prehistoric kino?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1. The movements were exaggerated and robotic, they never felt like real animals
    2. The stories were copy-paste over and over again
    3. They’re really fucking obsessed with that bird mating dance scene, get over it, they don’t need to show it or recreate it for no reason in every nature documentary ever
    4. They should have incorporated more science/fossils instead of doing the planet earth narrative style, which doesn’t work when the animals aren’t real and there’s no stakes

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    zoomersaurus

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Tervetuloa natsisiwapuistoon

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Earth is 7000-6000 years old.
    Genesis is 100% real and not some broken metaphor.
    Dinosaur bones are dragons of old.

    Everyone talks about being redpilled, but still fall for the evolution meme. Ascend, take the Godpill, embrace Christ and overcome the world.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You will never be a christian.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Juden alert

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hitler was a theosophist, not a christian, so you can stop larping.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hitler lost the moment he turned from Christ to occultism and people worship.

            Unlike the holohoax, hellfire is 100% real.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Christianity is both the occult and mental illness.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Enjoy the flames

                >follows animal for five minutes, then inexplicably cuts halfway around the world for no reason with zero connection to the first
                >bloodless, harmless violence, nobody gets hurt except when they do it's zoomed out, hidden behind something, or just straight up off-screen
                >All the violence extends only to fucking insects or hatchlings anyway
                >Speculative beyond any reasonable measure, because these aren't dinosaurs they are le heckin real animalrinos!
                I've never been more disappointed in my life, this show was just meant to be a vfx tech demo to show apple was capable

                Dinosaur bones have soft tissue from collagen to red blood cells preserved, this is impossible on a multi-million year old time scale.

                There are no "transitional" fossils for dinosaurs. Pterosaurs appear in the fossil record perfectly formed, sauropods perfectly formed, plesiosaurs perfectly formed.

                Dinosaurs are buried with frogs, ducks, parrots, crocs, and even rodents.

                Fossil formation requires rapid burial in sediment, not gradually being covered over time. Your local forest is not covered with the skeletons of dead creatures, because it decays rapidly and is eaten by bacteria and insects.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Enjoy not waking up after you die.

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dinosaurs aren't real!
    >all these bones are fake!
    >evolution is fake!
    >science is fake!
    >it's all a conspiracy!
    >god is real though because this gnomish book of fairytales says so!
    >I'm very smart and a free thinker because I reject evidence!
    What causes this phenomenon?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >most dinosaur bones are found in red states
      >red voting people earn lots of money with dinosaur material
      >keyboard warriors claim they are all fake though
      never fails to make me lol

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm very smart and a free thinker because I gulp down hollywood and BBC produced propaganda

      I bet your ass doesn't even know that 70% of all scientific experiements are not reproducible. You swallowed the PEER-review meme like a cuck. Your kind lumps engineers who build rockets and electronics into the same category as lab-monkeys sniffing glue and try please garden gnomes for research grants.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        YOU are not reproducible, kek

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >no argument
          Pathetic

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >getting mad about dinosaurs
            Stay mad

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          based, chuds btfo

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >dinosaurs being real is a propaganda
        Exactly what does this achieve? What does this evil masterplan trying to do? Enlighten me. All "your kind" achieved in these threads is that I now firmly believe that you people are COMPLETELY insane if you believe what you say unironically. You're shooting yourself in the foot every time you say this nonsense.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >evidence
      There isn't any. That's the entire point. It's rampant speculation of people who took a few archeology classes and are now scientists. There is no evidence of dinosaur sized chickens. There are no feathers. It's complete bogus by kids who played with plastic dinosaurs a little too often when they were young.
      Look at that webm with the supposedly spiky pterodactyls with retractable wings. There is ZERO evidence to support those computer generated images. When you see the hulk does that make you believe there's actually a live hulk somewhere? Surely you aren't that stupid.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >There isn't any
        Yeah right every evidence that dinosaurs were real are fake. I get that, you and every other free thinker here is very smart for questioning it. But what is the purpose of this ruse? Care to elaborate?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Show me ANY kind of proof of pterodactyls or of dinosaur sized chickens. If you're such a smart scientist it must be easy as pie to point me in the direction of a complete fossil with feathers and stuff.

          Oh wait. You can't because it isn't there.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            sup homie

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              First of all, that's not a dinosaur that's a bird and you were misleading about its size. The largest of those birds was apparently 50cm, so similar in size to a buzzard. Again, not a dinosaur.

              I was specifically talking about "pterodactyls" or 6 meter tall flying reptiles with retractable wings. The picture you posted is not relevant in the slightest. Show me a fossil of a plane sized chicken, retard

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shut the fuck up now and go back and report to your boss you failed.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stay out of the conversation schizo let this goof defend Cessna 172 sized chickens in the name of "science" LMFAO

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Show me a fossil of a plane sized chicken, retard
                >if it doesn't contain a perfectly preserved full skeleton then it isn't evidence
                Yeah part of a skeleton doesn't count because extrapolating it's size based on actual living species is mere "conjecture" right? Fuck science for even trying!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                YOU POSTED A PICTURE OF A BIRD SKELETON

                Are you serious? A 50cm bird does not qualify as a dinosaur, troll.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he doesn't know birds are literally classified dinosaurs.
                You don't deserve to be in this thread

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If they are birds, then why aren’t they called……..birds?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They are

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The ones that are birds are called birds.
                It's called avian dinosaurs.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The ones that are birds are called birds except the ones called avian dinosaurs. Your being bitches, make up your minds.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Avian means bird, stupid fucking mutt.
                Most of the West uses latin based languages so consider learning some basics, homosexual.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He is trolling you

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He is trolling you

                if they are birds now, why don’t they just call them birds assholes? Why use dinosaurs at all if they aren’t dinosaurs anymore?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Birds are dinosaurs, what don't you understand

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                they are dinosaurs though, just little flying beaky dinos

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Birds are dinosaurs, what don't you understand

                Birds are dinosaurs.
                Humans are apes.

                Why use dinosaurs at all if they aren’t dinosaurs? It’s just confusion for no reason.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You seem easily confused

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Birds ARE dinosaurs.
                I don't know how you can read that and interpret "they AREN'T dinosaurs".

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You seem easily confused

                Dinosaur means lizard. Birds are lizards now? Fuck you.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Birds are dinosaurs.
                Humans are apes.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Apes are squirrels

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                *blocks your path*

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                [log in to view media]

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cgi for the mammals is the same running cycle copy and pasted over and over lmao lazy motherfuckers. And the cgi for the fur is trash.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                GRANDPA NOOOOOO

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Fucking dropped sick of these lizards showing speciesism towards mammals

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How many birds without beaks you know of, retard?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      being an american

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Iraq WMD generation

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Apple's launching a false flag campaign to try to get the public to swallow the toxic lies and fanciful bullshit of bad paleontologists like Nick Longrich, Brian Engh, Mark Witton, etc.

      Buh-bye scientism!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's about psychology and medicine, not paleontology, lol.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No it isn't. That's literally just a myth soience fans made up.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nothing about paleontology here.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I believe mass media article only when ut suit my needs
        Yeah no. I have no problems believing that science is in a rough spot right now thanks to leftists and retards who think they're scientist. That doesn't however makes me believe that centuries of actual science up to this point is somehow become invalid because of it. This is exactly the reason why I think retards in these threads are insane - they were only looking for a reason to promote their derangement and now they think they have it.
        >ohhhh what is this?! feathered dinosaurs?! oh well this shit now convinced me that dinosaurs aren't real at all, ain't I smart?!
        Yeah right like you weren't just insane way before that.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          What does centuries of science have anything to do with this thread or the Replication Crisis? The "rough spot" you indicated is literally the problem, dumbass.

          >ohhhh what is this?! feathered dinosaurs?! oh well this shit now convinced me that dinosaurs aren't real at all, ain't I smart?!
          I'm sorry, did you think strawmanning worked outside of the early 2000s? Kill every shill.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not him, but you've clearly implied multiple times that you don't believe dinosaurs existed, or that they weren't feathered, or that they aren't ancestors to certain modern species.
            That's the problem, you retard.
            You keep saying these threads are made by falseflagging shills, which implies no reasonable person would hold these positions I've mentioned above, but yet you hold them. Can you fucking understand how contradictory you are? Fuck, it's like talking to a brick.
            And instead of being mad at the people falseflagging as creationists you're always mad at people stating that theropods had feathers and that birds are dinosaurs. Where is your fucking logic?
            You're actually worse than falseflaggers because you can't even operate in reality.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Gee, I wonder why everyone is losing faith in science. Couldn't be because so many assholes are intentionally twisting it and telling lies in order to sell product and advance their own careers, could it?

              See:

              What does centuries of science have anything to do with this thread or the Replication Crisis? The "rough spot" you indicated is literally the problem, dumbass.

              >ohhhh what is this?! feathered dinosaurs?! oh well this shit now convinced me that dinosaurs aren't real at all, ain't I smart?!
              I'm sorry, did you think strawmanning worked outside of the early 2000s? Kill every shill.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You directed my post to the post I was replying to. Jesus Christ, you're actually autistic. Go leave.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah, try reading it. Strawmanning doesn't work. Where did all you creationists come from? I thought you were all dead. What'd you do all have to find jobs at apple shill division?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lmao
                So now I'm a creationist instead of a soience shill? You really can't hold a position for two posts in a row. Pathetic. Consider yourself blacklisted.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They're the same thing.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So you basically believe you're the only real person on this thread, discussing with a single Apple employee that is simultaneously defending the existence of dinosaurs and saying they never existed and the evidence is faked.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sure there are others, but you're not one of them.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not what? An Apple employee or a real person?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                A person.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So who is, besides yourself?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I don't know. I didn't read much of the thread. I'm just here to wreck your shit because I hate you.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You don't even know who I am and what posts are mine. Does that really anger you? The fact that we're under multiple layers of irony and genuine belief and possible company marketing? That you can't know anything about anyone that posted?
                Would you like to get a tripcode?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I know that you're throwing a fit trying to defend a work of appalling fiction of extremely low quality.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I haven't defended this shitty documentary once, in fact most people in the thread aren't even talking about the documentary, they are just shitting on creationists, who probably aren't even real creationists.
                Putting air sacs into a dinosaur documentary just because someone thought "oh, this looks cool and imaginative" despite ZERO evidence for it in any dinosaur that has ever existence is a stupid fucking decision.
                But you're deranged, so you convinced yourself everyone is defending this.

                The only reason WHY I'm talking to you is because you're deranged, and that's more interesting to me than dishonest cucks like

                Yeah the big meteor somehow killed all the ridiculous ones and only the creatures we have evidence of that the existed remain... A toddler could make a better argument for why the cookie jar is empty

                What happens if you break the NPC's programming:

                [...]

                Again, riddle me how they can be ancestors if they all went extinct. The entire premise of dinosaurs being ancestors is logically invalid if they went extinct. Can your little zogbot brain not comprehend?

                Who are falseflagging. But they're not falseflaggin because of what you think they are.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I haven't defended this shitty documentary once
                Then shut the fuck up, pussy or get on board with tearing it down.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'd much rather have you get a tripcode, so I can know you're not also falseflagging, and talk to you about your beliefs and see what makes you tick.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not him but I'll bite because you're just being silly.

              >that they weren't feathered
              They weren't.
              >ancestors to certain modern species
              How can they be ancestors of they went extinct? Did you not feel funny writing that out? You're a clown and you haven't made a single coherent argument defending the existence of Cessna 172 sized chikens that were all killed by a meteor so none survived but still are somehow ancestors to the chickens we have today

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You're a clown and you haven't made a single coherent argument
                meanwhile your "argument" is literally 2 words with nothing to support it

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Every (fictitious) book ever, every picture in every museum, every toy ever, every movie about them ever. Have you ever seen a crocodile or a lizard with feathers? You haven't because they DON"T HAVE FEATHERS

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I know, you're the retard falseflaggin that was copypasting creationist Math. You're not worth a real reply, you're just a pathetic worm. At least the deranged schizo is good faith about his schizo beliefs.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                What happens if you break the NPC's programming:

                Not him but do you believe that dinosaurs existed? If not, I won't waste my time on your derangement and will just sent you to LULZ to the other schizos to marinate. At least they are entertaining, you are just sad.

                Again, riddle me how they can be ancestors if they all went extinct. The entire premise of dinosaurs being ancestors is logically invalid if they went extinct. Can your little zogbot brain not comprehend?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >if they all went extinct.
                Wrong.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah the big meteor somehow killed all the ridiculous ones and only the creatures we have evidence of that the existed remain... A toddler could make a better argument for why the cookie jar is empty

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >they were all went extinct
                I have no interest in arguing with someone who's so painfully uneducated. They adapted to the new environment, shocking I know, but since you don't believe in evolution there's nothing anyone can say to satisfy your clinical insanity. Anyone with a sound mind could infer this from facts laid before him
                >modern birds and reptiles bear resemblance to the dinosaurs
                >there were a cataclysm of unimaginable scale that changed the environment drastically
                >dinosaurs existed
                >evolution is real
                That's LITERALLY all you need to know to connect the dots. Since you can't, I can only conclude that you are either a troll or a genuinely insane deranged schizophreniac. End of story.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The amount of mental gymnastics is astounding. I know lizards and crocodiles have ancestors. The discussion was that there was never such a thing as a 6m tall pterodactyl that allegedly had feathers and is an ancestor to modern chickens.

                I cannot believe you actually believe that cessna 172 sized chickens ever existed. American education everybody..

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You are american

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/07/arts/design/t-rex-exhibition-american-museum-of-natural-history.html#:~:text=Scientists%20now%20believe%20that%20all,had%20just%20patches%20for%20display.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                T. rex never had feathers.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Might have had.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No. It had scales over its entire body. No feathers. Never.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Very small skin impressions. All that proves is that he was scaled, that's the conclusive information you can get from that.
                But other Tyranosaurs were feathered, so it's not impossible that T-Rex could have had feathers.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                All dinosaurs that ever lived had scales and no feathers except for a small number of non-Tyrannosaurus theropods. T. rex never had feathers. They've never been found, they do not exist.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Absolutely false. Tyrannosaurs were feathered.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Apple is a demonic company which will be destroyed.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Every modern mammal according to scalefags

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Lol, the funniest thing about this is that when birds lose feathers, they don't replace them with scales, they replace them with naked skin on like on this mole rat. That's specifically one of the reasons we know T. rex never had feathers.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > might
                Ok then they didn’t.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, they might have had. I know language is hard for mutts.
                Again, some tyrannosaurs were feathered.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Prehistoric Planet sucked in every single way.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yes, and Yutyranus, a Tyrannosaur, was feathered.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yutyrannus is legitimately fake.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How about you start linking me actual evidence so I can read it, instead of screenshot of headlines, you little bitch?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can stop now. You're just being annoying. We know you work for apple. Nobody's buying it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I know lizards and crocodiles have ancestors
                >these ancestors weren't dinosaurs because....they just weren't
                >chickens aren't descendants of pterodactyls because....they just aren't
                Compelling arguments, I kneel before your mighty intelligence.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not him but do you believe that dinosaurs existed? If not, I won't waste my time on your derangement and will just sent you to LULZ to the other schizos to marinate. At least they are entertaining, you are just sad.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is an art project more than a documentary, it's perverted.

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It needed more GORE!
    You absolute n-wordS always have to fuck it up by throwing one of them in there. Otherwise, everything you said is unironically correct, despite being a false flagging piece of shit. Tell Brian Engh to kill himself for me, will you?

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The CGI is terrible. Only watched the first episode. Garbage

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this thread

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fucking kino

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >they have the dinos monkeypox

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that pterosaurs couldn't fly
    Brontosaurus could not pump blood to its brain
    T-rex couldn't move at more than a snail's pace
    But people still believe these creatures actually existed

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >T-rex
      Try again

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >But people still believe these creatures actually existed
      Why don't you? Oh right their existence wasn't written in a book of allegories by a gnomish rabbi 2 millenia ago so every other evidence is a conspiracy against free thinkers like you to erode traditional values and make people cut off their dicks. Got it about right?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It has nothing to do with religion. Dinosaurs existing has no bearing on my faith. I've simply weighed the evidence and found it wanting. Science itself has become a religion and dinosaurs are a sacred cow, which is why people like you react so harshly to anyone who questions it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he is indeed a christfag
          Frighteningly that I can see you people at a glance because of your overwhelming insanity
          >I've simply weighed the evidence and found it wanting
          You are a disingenuous biased schizophreniac, you see the remains of actual living things and go
          >yeah no that doesn't convince me they existed
          This is clinical insanity.
          >people like you react so harshly to anyone who questions it
          Because it's inconceivable - you question the existence of actual beings but believe in some made up bullshit because of a book. It's a derangement of the highest order.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            t. I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE cultist

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >>you see the remains of actual living things and go
              >entire creature invented from a single fossilized bone
              >evidence
              kek

              >these remains that we dug up from the earth that I can see and touch aren't enough evidence to believe these creatures actually existed
              >we also can't construct a model of these creatures based on a reference of their actual descendants and centuries of actual zoology because I believe that is a fake science
              OK lunatics

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >>you see the remains of actual living things and go
            >entire creature invented from a single fossilized bone
            >evidence
            kek

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    scale fags are just mad

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Completely right.
    Walking with dinosaurs was superior in every single way. The CGI wasn't even that good in PP tbqh.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I only believe in something that conforms to my preexisting bias and corresponds with my narrative
    >here look at this wiki page and a couple of nameles sourceless pictures
    Jesus you literally aren't any better than leftists and trannies. You are just as insane only in the other direction.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Were there any turtles in it?

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    You have trouble reading.

    They are birds.
    They are dinosaurs.
    They are reptiles.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How can they be all these things at once? Are humans also both mammals and fungi lmao?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can't believe a dinosaur documentary makes chuds. You guys are the new sjws

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You've already been exposed. Sorry. See:

      Threadly reminder this an apple marketing thread.

      It's literally a false flag campaign from apple to market this trainwreck of a show. And they're still fucking at it.

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dinosaurs are real
    Trump lost
    Russia lost
    Confederacy lost
    Nazis lost
    You will forever cry

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >169161036
    Don't reply to this homosexual, he's a leftist trying to poison the LULZ well. He's the same guy that got exposed for copypasting creationist websites in his posts.
    He's not a creationist.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thats my massive penis

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Comfy and literally the only visually impressive pretend dino show. Undecided on the whole feather and fur thing, theropods seemed to have had feathers which covers a lot of them, and todays animals are pretty wacky looking for reference.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most Theropods never had feathers. This isn't up for debate. You're just showing your dishonesty in even allowing the fake debate to continue. Again, this is creationism argumentation "Teach the controversy!" There is no fucking controversy. Animals that didn't have feathers will never have feathers just because a bunch of retards trying to advance their career or philia want them to.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Prof Paul Barrett, a dinosaur researcher at the [National history] Museum, has conducted an analysis of all the known specimens of dinosaur skin and mapped them onto evolutionary trees to see how they relate. The study was carried out with Nicolás Campione and David Evans and published as a contribution to a new book The Evolution of Feathers.

        >'To date, most examples of dinosaur feathers have been found in the meat-eating dinosaurs, known as theropods, which is the group that also includes birds,' explains Paul. 'So that is not too much of a surprise.'

        >In fact, most dinosaurs with strong evidence of feathers come from within a very select group of theropods known as the Coelurosauria. This includes not only tyrannosaurs and birds, but also the ornithomimosaurs, therizinosaurs and compsognathids.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, and? 1: There have been questions as to whether T. rex is even a coelurosaur after it was discovered they don't fucking have feathers, and 2: stop relyng on chink hoax fossils. That's how you featherhomosexuals dug this grave for yourselves to begin with.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Close examination of the bones revealed that Sue was 28 years old at the time of death
    People actually believe paleontology is a real science

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >dinosaur bones have growth rings just like tree trunks
      >somehow no other animal bones have growth rings
      they just make this shit up

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        All vertebrates have this.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All that tells you is if the bone was fully matured. It isn't annual concentric rings like a tree trunk. Only dinosaur bones allegedly have that very convenient feature

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