It is literally impossible to get a gf. 99% of men are doomed to never experience love.

It is literally impossible to get a gf.
99% of men are doomed to never experience love.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    that's how it feels. i feel that i could possibly get an ugly gf, but that's as good as no gf. i'm not looking to blame anyone but we just have to admit this whole situation is fricked.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >browses NSFFW for hours on end
    >doesn't socialize with women
    >doesn't go on dates
    >doesn't work out
    >doesn't practice self-grooming
    wHY dON't i hAVe a gIRLfrIEnD??1?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      you need opportunities in order to socialise.

      you can't go on dates unless she says yes.

      working out doesn't obviously increase one's chances.

      most of us groom ourselves, this is a basic minimal standard which is pointless to even mention.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You can create your own opportunities to socialise. Go to a concert or a rave or take a class or what ever. Just talk to people, it's not that complicated

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Just talk to people
          Talk about what?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You likely don't though. Grooming isn't a synonym for being clean. It involves regular haircuts and maintenance, skincare, clothing care and an attention to style.
        Showering once every day and wearing clothes you're "comfortable in" is not grooming it's the bare minimum to be accepted in society.
        Here's what I, someone with no problems with women, do. I moisturise my face whenever I shower and use high quality shampoo for my hair. I use wax to style my hair into what can be best described as "professional men's style"/short on the sides, long on top, swept to the side with a Turkish fade.
        For my clothes I wear smart casual, often breaking some of the rules that you're meant to follow slightly around colours so I stand out but in a good way. Most of my clothes are either built to last or get replaced every few years. I typically wear Chelsea boots for footwear instead of Oxfords or similar shoes.
        Women like it. Not all women of course but the kind into my style go for me since I look sharp, well put together and like I mean business. I don't attract e-girls or average bawds but I do well in areas with above average women who are well put together.
        Ex wife was a model and all of my other girlfriends or girls I've dated have been solid 8s or higher. Most of my women friends are attractive, models, successful or all three.
        It's not hard. Anyway I'm off to a party.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Is this satire or something

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            It's the same guy as picrel, except he's older now

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Hey don't you talk about John like that. John was not nearly this much of a homosexual

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            my bad, my bad. Sorry J-God!

            kek classic pasta. much older than 2010

            Yeh, know your meme dates it to 2007

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            kek classic pasta. much older than 2010

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          regular haircuts and maintenance, skincare, clothing care and an attention to style.

          i do all that except skincare, i don't need skincare because I rarely suffer acne

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >doesn't socialize with women
      >doesn't go on dates
      no shit sherlock
      if we could do this there would be no problem

      You can create your own opportunities to socialise. Go to a concert or a rave or take a class or what ever. Just talk to people, it's not that complicated

      JUST TALK TO PEOPLE BRO

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        It's literally that easy. You can make excuses or you can complain, you can't do both

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Talk about what, Black person?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They make more money staying single and flashing their pussy to old married dudes on onlyfans

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >exercise daily
    >count calories
    >have hobbies outside of vidya
    >shower and brush your teeth multiple times per day
    >wear age-appropriate, well-fitting clothing
    >learn to laugh genuinely

    You can change your life in a year if you try.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >having teeth still
      Normalgays pls leave

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      exercising doesn't do shit without roids

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >exercising doesn't do shit without roids
        my brothers gf asked me if i lift and my other family members compliment me all the time

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Literally just do 10-15 pushups and situps everyday and you'll feel that you're wrong within a week.

          >be me
          >Black person
          Its that easy bro

          i worled out for months and gained nothing.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Post workout routine

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            it's too much info to put into a post. it was 4 days on, 1 day off and full body

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >it's too much info to put into a post
            cope moron
            a good workout is as simple as pull ups, push ups, dumbbells, sit ups and squats
            that with rep numbers is far from 'too much to put in a post'

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >pull ups, push ups, dumbbells, sit ups and squats

            i did all those things.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >i did all those things.
            How many?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            can't remember the exact numbers but it was at least 3 sets of 10-12 reps for most exercises.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            >but it was at least 3 sets of 10-12 reps for most exercises.
            There's a huge difference between 12 pull ups and 12 push ups
            I'm getting a feeling you're just making shit up at this point
            And regardless, 12 for either of those is too few(when you've been doing them 4 days a week 'for months')

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            of course you always have an excuse why it didn't work. in reality i know that should easily be enough for at least some minor gains.

            the truth is clearly that not everyone can gain muscle. on steroids maybe that would be true.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            As I said in my original reply
            >moron cope

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Did you change your diet at all or were you consuming tons of goyslop after every workout?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Literally just do 10-15 pushups and situps everyday and you'll feel that you're wrong within a week.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >be me
        >Black person
        Its that easy bro

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      JUST LAUGH BRO
      its all fricking parody at this point

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      wtf is age appropriate well fitting clothes? Doesn't this vary with style, culture and sub culture?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >learn to laugh genuinely
      What the frick does that even mean, you absolute woman

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Often, social rejects/weirdos will do a fake laugh when they cannot come up with anything interesting to say as a response. Hehehe.

        It gets tiring very quickly and you can tell they just have nothing interesting to say, but they still wanna contribute instead of sitting there in silence.

        The fake-laugh is one of the most important social milestones. If it's too different from your actual laugh, people know you're a weirdo.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          but i never laugh the same way.
          sometimes i wheeze,sometimes i cackle sometimes go uh-huh-huh like an autist
          Revolving your entire persona around a fake laugh sounds and is stupid and gay
          No wonder your sage advice goes relatively ignored,you pretentious failed normalhomosexual

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Good because you dont deserve gfs

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The manlets have invaded this thread
    Such a promising discussion

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I only want a Virgin Girlfriend i dont want to have a bawd Wife

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Oh boo hoo
    Go become a helicopter pilot or a roughneck or something else lucrative but dangerous
    You have plenty of money to buy cocaine and alcohol, and if you die don't have anyone to care for you so whats it matter?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >just abuse le drugs

      yes, i'm sure that will lead to a happy and fulfilling life.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Well, you can't and never will get a gf, so by your logic, you will forever be an incomplete fractured shell of a human being with nothing to live for.
        What's a little chemical tomfoolery to fill the emptiness?

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I would not worry about it. Chasing after girls is a vacuum for time, money and effort. I can explain literally what will happen in every situation.

    > Text a girl or snap her
    Girl will leave you on delivered for weeks or months then open it and not reply or be like why are you texting me. Any conversation will be dry.
    > Speak to girl in real life
    Girl will find any excuse to not speak giving short, dry responses. The nice ones will speak to you out of pity or because they enjoy the attention.
    > Go the friend route
    You will get friendzoned, led on and ultimately rejected; no matter how much she likes you, she likes the attention.
    > Hit on girls at party
    Harassment lmfao
    > Go for fat girls
    You become laughing stock and they probably still will not be interested.
    > Gym grind
    Girls are probably uninterested unless you have a Herculean physique. Go to gym for your own improvement.
    > Be rich
    Attract gold diggers.
    > Surgery
    I mean if you have the money.

    99.9% of girls are uninterested, trust me. Most of what you think is improvement is the carrot being dangled in front of you.

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    But that's wrong you fricking moron. You're just looking for excuses. You've never even asked a girl out.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      99 percent? you really are moronic. Im not surprised you get 0 play

      Being in a cuckold betabux relationship is not love.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    99 percent? you really are moronic. Im not surprised you get 0 play

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