Is your code solid

do you follow design patterns and use good practises
how important is it in the industry, do people get fired for that often

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. Neither are my poops. I have Crohn's.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      does that mean you are not extracting the nutrients from the food properly or are you still fat?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why yes, I run an automatic code fomatter to make sure my code follows certain standards, how could you tell?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no i just let some min wage pajeet write it and shipped it to my retard clients and made a serious profit
    of course, i had to make sure i was gone before the shit hit the fan

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I follow them in personal projects so I can never get them finished. In commercial projects I slap shit together and put some comments here and there.

      kek

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, I write code that works and I get paid.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I write code that don't work and get paid

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >t. got a gig at google
        My man.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I write everything in Haskell. I haven't used a debugger since 2017, I just typecheck.

        I don't give a shit about patterns, I just write what works and won't break and get someone killed.
        I write software for hospitals.

        No, I write code that works and I get paid.

        I follow them in personal projects so I can never get them finished. In commercial projects I slap shit together and put some comments here and there.

        kek

        no i just let some min wage pajeet write it and shipped it to my retard clients and made a serious profit
        of course, i had to make sure i was gone before the shit hit the fan

        your code isn't going to go down the way you think it is. you're all liquid

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not my call

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't give a shit about patterns, I just write what works and won't break and get someone killed.
    I write software for hospitals.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pretty much this. i work with a lot of 8-bit cpus with limited ram. when you have to cram some weirdo design philosophy into 32kb of ROM you'll be consistently disappointed with the results. as long as it works, doesn't crash ever, that's all that matters.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can easily fit code that uses OOP design patterns into 32k of ROM/RAM, provided the language's runtime is/can be small enough. I work on an RTOS in C++ and we support Arduino Nano, which has 32k of ROM and 2k of RAM.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >he doesn't write military grade code

    bunch of consumer grade code in this thread. you are not the guys.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I write everything in Haskell. I haven't used a debugger since 2017, I just typecheck.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how do i write a memoized function in haskell

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        By putting memo infront of it

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Waltuh
    No spaghetti code Waltuh
    Use the design patters Waltuh

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I assumed more or less of these rules are applied only in an ideal world / personal projects
    kinda suucks to hear most ppl don't give a shit
    but I will too eventually, unless my guys will be solid and it won't be my call

    so basically tldr of clean code the book
    is code like you care if in doubt
    and anything else is pointless to keep in mind
    cause bloat

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >do you follow design patterns and use good practises
    no
    >how important is it in the industry,
    not at all
    >do people get fired for that often
    no

    my biggest accomplisment in software industry is starting several house fires and I am still employed

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, my code is a steaming pile of dogshit. It takes forever to be done and it's full of bugs. I've never been fired. In fact, I've been at with my current company for only a little over a year and I've already been promoted.

      My code is pretty soft just like software

      are you guys meming co cap?
      it feels like you are either from a 3rd world country or meming fr fr

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        just because you copied the code of carmack that doesn't make you carmack

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          who the hell is carmack

          • 2 weeks ago
            Mana

            Fucking newfags.

            [...]
            [...]
            are you guys meming co cap?
            it feels like you are either from a 3rd world country or meming fr fr

            Maybe I'm memeing a bit at being a diversity hire. But honestly no, going full autistic about code quality isn't really the biggest contributing factor to success on a large project. Working well with others and process methodology matters more.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              People don’t get fired for it, but they do get shoehorned into completing meanial shitty tasks because all the good work goes to the most competent.

              Then when the performance review rolls around they have a harder time justifying their existence. This gets documented for a few years.

              Finally, when hard times inevitably come, they’re among the first to go. They weren’t fired for not following best practices, but they were fired due to a chain of events that started with not following best practices.

              t. eng manager

              >newfag me do you know who I am, I am the guy who once roled his own digits after 8 hours shitposting with another self roller

              I just want to learn decently important stuff upfront
              (that isn't the language itself/tied to it)
              I think it will be easier to just follow it and forget it
              unless it has shit quality to time spent ratio

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Learning design patterns has good ROI, it will make you more productive and it’s a good flex at job interviews.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Got any good learning resources for design patterns? I'm aware of books and websites, just wondering what you'd consider top-tier as a way to filter through them.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Mana

    No, my code is a steaming pile of dogshit. It takes forever to be done and it's full of bugs. I've never been fired. In fact, I've been at with my current company for only a little over a year and I've already been promoted.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My code is pretty soft just like software

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People don’t get fired for it, but they do get shoehorned into completing meanial shitty tasks because all the good work goes to the most competent.

    Then when the performance review rolls around they have a harder time justifying their existence. This gets documented for a few years.

    Finally, when hard times inevitably come, they’re among the first to go. They weren’t fired for not following best practices, but they were fired due to a chain of events that started with not following best practices.

    t. eng manager

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >coding

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pOOP design patterns were taight up by the utterly deranged to make sure software development takes as much time as possible. It's the blue-collar equivalent of shitting for 3 hours/day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We'll deal with design patterns and good practices when we finish this business.

      Learning design patterns has good ROI, it will make you more productive and it’s a good flex at job interviews.

      I suspect some are useless time wasting making your code look pretty
      some are for subhumans that need rules to do anything without fucking up

      but surely there are few that are needed for self taught programmers that don't know how to structure their programs
      cause I fucking don't see the point to many things in OOP

      on my last interview I was asked to do a abstract code for a calculator and I was so fucking confused
      whether to use this or that or how should classes interact, fucking humiliating in the moment
      it probably was an easy task and I was overthinking all the functionality anway

      Got any good learning resources for design patterns? I'm aware of books and websites, just wondering what you'd consider top-tier as a way to filter through them.

      just anything that feels like it will help
      don't plan too much it might not come out alright
      maybe get a fat book read a summary and or uses for given methology

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We'll deal with design patterns and good practices when we finish this business.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Forgot image.

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