I for one deeply appreciate the smaller bust size. New Lara is more attractive, more breedable IMO. Larger bust is a motherly trait, and the ~~*plastic surgery industry*~~ loves its popularization. As an old man once said to me: "anything more than a handful is a waste". o7 based old man.
>Except the modern Lara Croft is still skinny and features an athletic body.
But where are her massive gozongas? With new physics and graphics tech they should amazing but there are no massive bouncing tiddies anywhere.
>millenials run AAA studios
its the boomers trying to appeal to the zoomers, has nothing to do with millenials. (yet, because millenials will be even more psychotic than boomers once they take voer)
Kill Millennials. Behead Millennials. Roundhouse kick a Millennial into the concrete. Slam dunk a Millennial baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a Millennials food. Launch Millennials into the sun. Stir fry Millennials in a wok. Toss Millennials into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Millennials gas tank. Judo throw Millennials into a wood chipper. Twist Millennials heads off. Report Millennials to the IRS. Karate chop Millennials in half. Curb stomp pregnant black Millennials. Trap Millennials in quicksand. Crush Millennials in the trash compactor. Liquefy Millennials in a vat of acid. Eat Millennials. Dissect Millennials. Exterminate Millennials in the gas chamber. Stomp Millennial skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Millennials in the oven. Lobotomize Millennials. Mandatory abortions for Millennials. Grind Millennial fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Millennials in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Millennials with a ray gun. Kick old Millennials down the stairs. Feed Millennials to alligators. Slice Millennials with a katana.
Oh God I would kill to have an actual cool new tomb raider game that wasn't 99% QTEs with some anorexic tomboy and instead was actually about exploring ancient mythological temples and doing complicated puzzles and shooting bad guys while she jumps around doing huge flips and crazy acrobatics in the actual gameplay with just button presses like the old games had
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
I installed uncharted 4 and ran it at 4k on ultra at a solid 144fps then totally lost interest within 20 minutes.
Fuck movie games
Fuck zoomers and their trash taste in everything. They let israelites ruin everything so fast
OP just understand them, many of them look ill and are balding at early age just let them sperg and enjoy their short time in this planet.
Except the modern Lara Croft is still skinny and features an athletic body. That character is hardly one that has been destroyed by woke trends.
This, she just needed to have bigger boobs
I for one deeply appreciate the smaller bust size. New Lara is more attractive, more breedable IMO. Larger bust is a motherly trait, and the ~~*plastic surgery industry*~~ loves its popularization. As an old man once said to me: "anything more than a handful is a waste". o7 based old man.
>Except the modern Lara Croft is still skinny and features an athletic body.
But where are her massive gozongas? With new physics and graphics tech they should amazing but there are no massive bouncing tiddies anywhere.
shut up, bitch
Exactly, big boobs arent that attractive anyways.
Old Lara was a fearless, adventurous Stacey Thunderpussy.
Nu-Lara is a fragile tomboy.
I prefer the original.
>fearless, adventurous
So you basically like male action heroes with tits?
>So you basically like male action heroes with tits?
BIG tits.
Jokes aside, the warrior queen trope was always male fantasy.
Women don't like to envision themselves in dangerous situations.
Mostly agree but she needs to be sexy again.
She's nothing more than a feminist's power fantasy.
https://thisvid.com/videos/lara-croft-fucked-by-machine/
not my lara!
That's too female now.
That ugly bimbo on the left imported naggers to raise as her own.
I say that as a bimbo appreciator
Nu-Laura was created in 2013 when Zoomers were still in elementary school. Blame Millennials.
>millenials run AAA studios
its the boomers trying to appeal to the zoomers, has nothing to do with millenials. (yet, because millenials will be even more psychotic than boomers once they take voer)
>2013
It was just before Gamergate. Tumblr etc...
I need my glorious boobas. Every nu-iteration for zoomers is the absolute worst version possible.
I never like Angelina, but holy yuck.
Kill Millennials. Behead Millennials. Roundhouse kick a Millennial into the concrete. Slam dunk a Millennial baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a Millennials food. Launch Millennials into the sun. Stir fry Millennials in a wok. Toss Millennials into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Millennials gas tank. Judo throw Millennials into a wood chipper. Twist Millennials heads off. Report Millennials to the IRS. Karate chop Millennials in half. Curb stomp pregnant black Millennials. Trap Millennials in quicksand. Crush Millennials in the trash compactor. Liquefy Millennials in a vat of acid. Eat Millennials. Dissect Millennials. Exterminate Millennials in the gas chamber. Stomp Millennial skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Millennials in the oven. Lobotomize Millennials. Mandatory abortions for Millennials. Grind Millennial fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Millennials in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Millennials with a ray gun. Kick old Millennials down the stairs. Feed Millennials to alligators. Slice Millennials with a katana.
I never liked Angelina Jolie. She looks like a blow-up sex doll.
The other one is meh too.
This could be .... but sadly it's not, the gayest debate on /misc/ ever, in fact just for typing on this thread I'll call myself a dumb homosexualt
I don't get it
Right is an improvement
That girl is cuter than jolie that bitch is nasty
Jolie is fucking ugly though
Please kill yourself. If you really blame billions of people you are into the divide and rule/conquer game and a prime NPC.
Please fucking kill yourself!
Oh God I would kill to have an actual cool new tomb raider game that wasn't 99% QTEs with some anorexic tomboy and instead was actually about exploring ancient mythological temples and doing complicated puzzles and shooting bad guys while she jumps around doing huge flips and crazy acrobatics in the actual gameplay with just button presses like the old games had
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED
I installed uncharted 4 and ran it at 4k on ultra at a solid 144fps then totally lost interest within 20 minutes.
Fuck movie games
Fuck zoomers and their trash taste in everything. They let israelites ruin everything so fast