53 thoughts on “Is the mullet trend ever gonna die?

  1. Anonymous says:

    I like the Miami Vice style with the sides slicked back (not trimmed) to create a classic mullet but not the sides faded or cut to 0 then the back wild and long, it looks grubby and gross.

    • Anonymous says:

      This. The mullet can look GREAT if it’s sort of a gradient from short-ish front to long back, the severe "down to the ass in the back, crew cut on the front and sides" is the bad version.

    • Anonymous says:

      https://i.imgur.com/FluXfBl.jpg

      This. The mullet can look GREAT if it’s sort of a gradient from short-ish front to long back, the severe "down to the ass in the back, crew cut on the front and sides" is the bad version.

      This is what I do, it just works

    • Anonymous says:

      This guy is everywhere in Philly. Every bar on Friday night is 30% mullet white guys. It’s like they all got a memo.

  2. Anonymous says:

    For a moment it was a trend, but it’s gone back to being trashy and dirty looking. Only dirty trashy criminals have mullets

  3. Anonymous says:

    hecking hate young people whose time horizons mean if something has been around a couple of years it means it’s forever.

    • Anonymous says:

      It’s just this board, outside people are aware they’re following a trend and will happily jump into the next when the current one dies out.
      But this board likes to talk in absolutes about trends and memoryhole when two years before they were swearing about the litetal opposite they’re defending now, rinse and repeat.

  4. Anonymous says:

    See the trend? Good mullets always look great and give you extra Chad powers, only if you slick it back. Ops picture is the zoomie barbarism of the classic look

    • Anonymous says:

      A mullet can look good on a clean-shaven guy as well. It’s the only choice for me since I wear glasses, I can’t rock a stache because I’d look like Weird Al/Groucho Marx at best and a pedophile at worst.

      • Anonymous says:

        i can barely grow a beard let alone a stache so i just went full autist on safety razors and other shaving paraphernalia

  5. Anonymous says:

    im nafri so the hair on the sides starting curling upwards and looks like complete dogshit once it gets past an inch in length, and i cant even use clay gel etc etc to slick it back, so the sides have to be shaved. so for me, its either buzzcuts (tired of them), shaved back and sides (easily mistaken for the zoomie cut) or mullets. if only my father hecked a french woman and let me inherit straight hair, my lack of options make me weep at night

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