Is Saturn Satan?

  1. 1 week ago
    tetrio

    no

  2. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, next question.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      no, saturn is a prison for satan and other demonic creatures.
      There is a lot of symbols in our world that came from the hexagon on its pole, such as the black cube or the so called magen david or israeli star. It didnt actually came from david, but from satanic corruption of the original hebrew religion.

      The hexagon in Saturn's pole is the literal biblibal entity know as Metathron, he guards the prison where the biblical Lucifer is

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        is it in the bible?

  3. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Can Satan float on water?

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      No. The amount of water required to test if Saturn floated in it would create such an intense gravitational field that it would collapse into a black hole that would suck in Saturn.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        Surely lead does not float in water?

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          Lead looks down, even more than rocks, that's why it sinks harder and faster.
          >lrn2fissicks

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        He said Satan anon, not Saturn. In 2017 theologians performed and experiment and discovered that Satan can in fact float in water. The original discoverer xof this information was put to death for heresy, but even the church can't deny it now and has been writing apology letters to the family's of executed witches for the past few years.

        • 1 week ago
          Anonymous

          fake image
          you're fooling no one

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Hell yeah.

  4. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    no, saturn is a prison for satan and other demonic creatures.
    There is a lot of symbols in our world that came from the hexagon on its pole, such as the black cube or the so called magen david or israeli star. It didnt actually came from david, but from satanic corruption of the original hebrew religion.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      So how do we break them out and get all their goodies?

  5. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    uh, yea xd

  6. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    How many times has this thread been made?
    Yes
    No

    There you go

  7. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    santa is satan
    saturn in binah

  8. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
  9. 1 week ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  11. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  12. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's a planet

  13. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    demons are aliens from outer space, they disguise themselves as skinwalkers and infect our society with gay virus that turns our fine and beautiful inbred country men and turn them gay and autist to take over the world

    elon musk is also one of these aliens and he wants to take us to space hell(mars) to sacrifice us to the great lord of evil.

    dont believe me? mars is literally red, hell in the bible is depicted red and fire.

    altough conventional weapons cant harm them, we can still fight back by wearing aluminum helms(to prevent them to use their gay mind powers on us) and to use as much meth as you can. many will warn you that you will "overdooose" but there is no such thing, dont believe their lies and just do it, you will ascend to the second plane, where all of these demons reside, while they are powerful in our own dimensional plane, on the second plane they are very frail and weak so once you reach it you will need to do the dirty work and kill all of them. nobody knows what happens next though

    some think god himself allows you access to heaven so you can rest for your good deed, others think you reincarnate to continue your job.

    never lose faith op, fight back

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      I am thankful you have not had sexual relations. The energy you have saved to put into this is pleasing.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        You can't *have* sexual relations after smoking that much

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      >and to use as much meth as you can

  14. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, the father of the israelites

  15. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Saturn is both God and Satan. Playing both sides.

    "I form the light and create darkness, I bring prosperity and create disaster; I, the LORD, do all these things."
    Isaiah 45:7

    Also the last chapter of the Koran has some verse like "save us from the evil that you have created".

    Now this can sound crazy and depressing at first, but the key to it is that "the world is created with justice".
    So every good and evil that happens to you is your fate, that is the result of your karma or judgements on your deeds. So the forces of evil are intelligently managed in order that justice and freewill are kept in a nice balance.

    Saturn's (aka the Great Architect) role is like an author who writes a book. The author creates both good and evil when they write a book, but it is generally done according to some logic and justice.

    • 1 week ago
      Anonymous

      Another verse:
      "the fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom"
      "love and fear God"

      Why fear? Because of the horrible punishments and destructive forces.
      But it is done with justice.

      • 1 week ago
        Anonymous

        To fear is to revere.

  16. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    It's a planet. That said, others have attributed evil to it as part of their demonic rituals.

  17. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    Saturn is sultry, seductive, and sensual~
    Saturn is my hot hot sex.

  18. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    No it's kinda yellow and brown.

  19. 1 week ago
    Anonymous

    saturn is way more older concept than satan, you dumb idiot

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