23 thoughts on “Is my wife?

  1. Anonymous says:

    – Jesus. That is really super. How did a nitwit like you get so tasteful?

    – I can’t believe that Bryce prefers Van Patten’s wife to mine.

    – But wait. You ain’t seen nothin’ yet.

    – Aryan skullshape. Pale Nimbus White.

    – Impressive. Very nice.

    – Let’s see Paul Allen’s wife.

    – Look at that subtle off-white coloring, the tasteful thickness of her.

    – Oh, my God. She even has bright blue eyes.

    – Is something wrong, Patrick? You’re sweating.

    • Anonymous says:

      >potatomoron face
      >stomach looks like pilsbury biscuit dough
      yeesh, she’s gonna transmorgify into something hideous within 4 years or as soon as her metabolism slows down

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