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is joining the army really like in the movie jar head?

where they just hit you if you dont comply

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no. they give you cuddles and candy bars and wait until you're ready.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably true in current year

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yeah but the drill sergeant is a black woman

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no. they give you cuddles and candy bars and wait until you're ready.

      Can confirm this.

      Thank you Sir for your service and for protecting me and my furrbabies.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        did i mention that i served for 9 months? thank me for my service.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, Basic Training is really easy, they send countless retards through every year. Actual criminal shitheads make it through just fine. RASP was actually like what we were all afraid Basic would be.

          Maybe back in the day but they aren't allowed to beat recruits anymore or even touch them. I've heard that the marine instructors do it anyway and don't give a shit however.

          Sir. Thank you for your Service, Sir.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

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            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What a legend

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I saw a guy wearing a veteran shirt yesterday, I almost literally thanked him for his service but decided not to.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If he was faggy enough to call attention to it he probably would have like it, most service members just find it awkward when random people do it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Jesus fucking christ, you have to be a serious loser to be trolling for pussy with "glad to have served" trolling. Fuck, that's funny.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The top brass are mostly white men.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, Basic Training is really easy, they send countless retards through every year. Actual criminal shitheads make it through just fine. RASP was actually like what we were all afraid Basic would be.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe back in the day but they aren't allowed to beat recruits anymore or even touch them. I've heard that the marine instructors do it anyway and don't give a shit however.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I never saw anyone get hit and when through in '08. Though it's possible the dude that got caught dealing drugs got tuned up.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In 1985 they didn’t hit anyone in my unit but they told us we needed to get one guys mind right. Shit head wouldn’t bath regularly and was a complete fuck up. Blanket parties were real. No idea what (if anything) they do now.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does Jody really fuck your girlfriend while you're in the marines?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not anymore.

      Probably.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Very likely, there's a huge infidelity problem within the armed services. The woman is less likely to cheat if she isn't in the military herself, but it's still possible.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s a big problem yeah but you’ll usually be good if you beat her enough beforehand.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Women are all whores.Marriage makes no difference to them.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It depends on the country
    US? Yes, high amount of physical abuse

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >US? Yes, high amount of physical abuse
      You're pulling this out of your ass, MTI's aren't allowed to beat recruits anymore.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I went through boot in 01 and they were already pushing all the candy ass shit for the sake of female integration. Only saw one guy ever get hit and it was because he swung on his DI and they beat his ass.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I've never been in the military but my understanding is violence against fellow soldiers has always been systematically disapproved of which is why the scene in Full Metal Jacket exists where Hartman convinces the marines to "motivate" Private Pyle.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    modern army is a babypants playground

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >haha causing havoc by acting like a n-word babychild is le based!

      Is this the offical death of the chad meme? Or are we just going deeper and deeper into "le ironic" territory?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        1. The meme is already dead
        2. You answered your own question

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do the guys really bust your chops like this for fun?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        One of the last days I served a female soldier ran through a room i was in crying here eyes out. Shortly after my buddy walks in and sits down next to me, almost like he was following after her. I asked "wtf is wrong with that one woman crying her eyes out?" and he told me She had gotten news that her mom just committed suicide by shooting herself in the head and she was headed towards command to ask permission to leave. There was a moment of silence between the two of us before he leaned in with his phone and said "Want to see her her nudes?" and sure enough there they were on the phone.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >americans: communism is le bad
      >also americans: everyone must be a 100% exact clone

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Depending on how much you fuck up, how much you don't care and don't do the punishment that's laid out, you'll get money taken away, you'll get discharged, yadda yadda yadda. And it might not be the worse thing in the world, but lets say you're a complete ass, and get a dishonorable discharge, you'll have a rough go at getting a job or career that is meaningful, if they do background checks. If you're going to enlist into the military, you should think about the commitment for a little bit.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My friend said he had a panic attack and got kicked out of the national guard boot camp. Could that have really happened or think he's bs'ing?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You can get a medical discharge for any number of things. So possible.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        There are certain medical conditions which if discovered in boot camp will get you discharged since the military doesn't want to foot the bill for healthcare in someone they've barely invested any money into yet. Otherwise they'll likely just recycle the member rather than kicking him out, which means forcing him to retake the week of training he was on.

        Interesting.

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        >Bucket Breaker

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If you're looking to play the system, a medical discharge doesn't mean compensation.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It does if he gets through basic and does at least a couple years, I know plenty of retards who've fucked their backs up or whatever and are now guaranteed permanent disability. Probably isn't worth it for having a fucked up body though.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Guy I used to bartend with got disability for a having a mental breakdown. Navy paid him out like 20k on top of giving him a extra 10k for some reason. He said he had to wait like a year to get it all but he was pretty happy. Other than being a alcoholic and having a slight temper I didn't see anything wrong with him.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What I was saying, is something can be unrelated to military service, that causes you to get a medical discharge, and you won't be compensated. There are some scum bags that try to play the system, and it makes it harder for people that need real help due to service related injuries because of these homosexuals.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It does if he gets through basic and does at least a couple years, I know plenty of retards who've fucked their backs up or whatever and are now guaranteed permanent disability. Probably isn't worth it for having a fucked up body though.

            I'm not I was just smelling BS from my friend and wanted to know if that could really happen.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There are certain medical conditions which if discovered in boot camp will get you discharged since the military doesn't want to foot the bill for healthcare in someone they've barely invested any money into yet. Otherwise they'll likely just recycle the member rather than kicking him out, which means forcing him to retake the week of training he was on.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, that is a thing, and it's easier to separate someone at that stage. I knew a dude in a-school that got admin sep'd for "failure to adapt" because he just couldn't deal with some of the stress.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    On paper, they're not supposed to touch you at all - they pussified the whole thing back in the 90's. But like any good drill seargant would do, DSs have ignored what the politicians think they can order them to do, and do it anyway.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. They can yell at you and stuff but honestly you would hear worse shit from someone on here. The drill instructor can't even hit you and if they do, they will be in deep shit. My grandfather served in Korea and said full metal jacket was probably the most accurate when it came to basic. He said his drill instructor almost broke his nose when he "spoke out of line" one time in basic. That was around 51 so they started getting soft in the 80's after all the lawsuits.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    only in russia

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's an excerpt from a book, not a meme you cretin.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >meme
        that mf just posted a book

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i didn’t read it, but i’m guessing it’s just about how particularly bad hazing is in the russian military. like junior officers being sodomized and shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the memes write themselves

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They hit him because he said
    >Sir I got lost on the way to college sir!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they slapped him repeatedly for no reason before that though

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Well he was a bitch that deserved it for making this lame movie

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My dad was raped while in the military, and my mom cheated on him while he was overseas.
    Don't fall for the MUH TROOPS meme, sisters...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you should tell us more about your dad getting raped

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hazing ritual. Dont really want to talk about it

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can hit them back. Nobody is forcing you to accept abuse.

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