Is it true that bartending gets you laid and paid at the same time?

  1. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    yes

  2. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    no

  3. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    yes it's true. i've met ugly as fuck bartenders in their 40s that are fucking women in their 20s. miserable young office slags are frequent dive bar goers, are easy and love the drama of knowing they fucked a bartender

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      This anon is right

      https://i.imgur.com/I8zpPJi.jpg

      The pay is shit and the hours suck if you think you know degenerates you don’t until you work as a bartender in a college town, i once fucked a girl in the warehouse at 3am while her friend was pissed drunk inside

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        The pay and hours aren’t bad at all it’s just hard to get in as a male
        t. Bar manager

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          I guess it depends on the type of bar I’ve worked at nightclubs private events and college town bars, the latter being the ones that didn’t pay well

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Lol, what the fuck is a dive bar in the US? Over here a dive bar is a figurative hole with alcoholics that threaten to murder you and 45 year old women that would suck you off in the bathroom.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Usually a lower quality neighborhood bar with a mix of middle aged alcoholics and younger alcoholics drinking after work and heading the direction of the older ones.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        It's like Poland, only we don't have the couger slags.

  4. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    yes but you have to put up with all kinds of retards and degenerates.

  5. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    polcels don't have the social skills for bartending
    >EW, "Sex on the beach"? What a degenerate name, I bet these toasties are vaccinated

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Have sex incel

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >look at this screenshot that totally proves I'm not an incel

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          >s-s-stop posting data!!!! That's cheating!
          Also fucking your dog doesn't count, chang

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            I-I'm not an incel, j-just look at this article I found on the internet

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              where is it

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            ill ching yours if you chong mine :DDDxD

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Then why is the Bible Belt such a miserable shithole, despite having all those extra hands to make it better?
        t. New Englander

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        There's nothing to do in South Dakota but fuck and get gas.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      You lack the skills to fit in here

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        >you're not fitting in on pol

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Weightlifting might help your lack of dopamine. The fleeting high of owning the chuds will leave you unfulfilled afterwards. I recommend starting strength 5x5. It will help with your low testosterone too. Good luck and remember you're here forever.

          • 5 days ago
            Anonymous

            >Weightlifting might help your lack of dopamine. The fleeting high of owning the chuds will leave you unfulfilled afterwards. I recommend starting strength 5x5. It will help with your low testosterone too. Good luck and remember you're here forever.

            • 5 days ago
              Anonymous

              Post physique.

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                He already did

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                >p-pls take off your shirt

              • 5 days ago
                Anonymous

                Canadians always, ALWAYS are the worst posters on this board.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          Yes, you can’t even fit in here, on a site of rejects, let alone anywhere else. It’d be frankly impressive if it wasn’t so pathetic.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Rope now retard lel

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          For (you), reject

  6. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    At a gaybar, yes. Getting laid is the pay. AIDS is the tip.

  7. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    100%. Any decent bartender will have social skills and confidence. That’s all that’s required and zoomettes melt.
    t.40something bartender Chad

  8. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Yes

  9. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Heard it was an over saturated field
    As in its super competitive to get good tips; but I could be wrong

  10. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    yes, but service industry chicks are degenerate as fuck

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      correct

  11. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >laid
    Find a good woman and stop having casual sex.

  12. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Its an absolutely disgusting line of work for anyone with standards. Staff is absolutely drugged out, tattooed trash. Work place is filthy and loud. Customers are trash and obnoxious. Loud, crazy. There are 50 year old bartenders who have been at the same dive bars in Austin for 30 years and I guess because the locations are good (right downtown) they probably own their own homes by now, but they still dress like rockabilly punks and it just seems like a costume for work.

  13. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >Is it true that bartending gets you laid and paid at the same time?
    Yea you get the leftovers at last call when you have to close, you take the drunken bitch nobody bothered to drag out, with you.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot the breath that smells like puke and cigarettes with 50 venereal diseases and a trainwreck life.

  14. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    not with anyone worthy of your dick, plus you won't get hired to pour unless you are chad adjacent

  15. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Well if you are ugly then your not getting no pussy

  16. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I mean I guess, It's bottom tier work though. I mean I work as an IT Consultant. My car alone has gotten me laid a few times. So I'm not sure what being a bartender offers beyond shit pay and drunken whores.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      It’s an over glorified drug dealer, a natural bitch magnet

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Do women actually care about cars? I feel only mid life crisis career men care about them.

      t. make good money but drive shitty old truck

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        No, they don't give a fuck unless they're gold diggers. If a woman will fuck you because of your car, she's been through so much dick you'll need to double-wrap to be safe.

        • 5 days ago
          Anonymous

          That’s what I figured honestly, I don’t think women care about cars at all, houses though, holy shit they will beg you to marry them if you own a house and can do handy work/maintenance. The amount of women chasing me after seeing the wood floor I installed and the a chicken coop and raised bed garden was insane.

      • 5 days ago
        Anonymous

        Only shallow ones looking to use you as a meal ticket. Some older guys are aware of this and trade this meal ticket status for sex. Some older guys just want their dream car for their own personal aesthetics.

      • 5 days ago
        CEO Of Bimbos

        my off/on again gf loves boxy looking cars. her dream car is a 1970 ford mustang.
        she was close, the correct answer is a 1967 ford mustang
        tfw: I h ave a reincarnated boomer gf who listens to classic rock and likes classic cars and watches classic movies.

  17. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    A bar in a city is about as crowded as a migrant checkpoint so probably not

  18. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Not if your op pic, ugly so you don’t get tips, ugly so you don’t get sex

  19. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Yes knew a dude who was so f'd in the head he was shooting t, and doing the andro shit. Dude would talk about it openly, he was made fun of a lot.

    But after the gym the roids, the hormones some tats and working his way into a bartending gig he got new friends and got a lot of girls.

    Years later the dude needs two new knees from excessive traing, and can't hold down a lady because he only managed to attract thots. But he he always has one around.

    Yes you can get laid easy as a bar tender, but finding quality may prove itself a challenge.

    Had an uncle who was a bar tender he always had women around. Got laid all the time. He died recently alone with no one to take care of him or kids to help him out. He was a strong dude mentally and never asked for help but the end of his life was extremely dark he kept pma but I don't know how many could handle it.

  20. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, you can get paid and laid given that you're not an autist and know a couple of fancy drinks or shots. I hope you like having sex with boozed out whores or it'll be a disappointment for you. The pay is shit for those who cannot work more than one FTE or haven't done any speciality training, like connoisseur or mixology. Location is important as well. You'll have much more success in pay and lay as a bartender at a yuppy night club than at a neckbeard microbrewery.
    >t. former bartender

  21. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    I used to be a bar fly and knew a lot of bartenders personally.
    I can confirm that being a bartender by itself does not guarantee you any pussy. The same sexual dynamic that apply to everyone else apply to bartenders as well. Dorky and unattractive bartenders get zero pussy, Chads slay.

  22. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    used to work at the top rated bar in asia. literally rated the best for like 2 years.
    everyone was too busy working except the head bartender who was a gay german dude or at least bisexual

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      >top rated,,
      then, what kind of drink would you make if I want something with abshint and then require that you extend it with milk

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Was the pay good? What were the requirements to do this job?

  23. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    yes, if you have something to ''show and sell''
    ugly shits that cant talk or perform dont enjoy the other benefits

  24. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >>>/b/
    memeflag tier thread. you should all be ashamed

  25. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    i dun getit
    what's the appeal of consuming alcohol that is difereantly colored ?
    t. never drank alcohol

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      Because it’s sweet and women have the minds of children

      • 5 days ago
        CEO Of Bimbos

        i dun getit
        what's the appeal of consuming alcohol that is difereantly colored ?
        t. never drank alcohol

        they mix it with juice. I love juice. I will eliminate all of the juice. hail tropicana!

  26. 5 days ago
    Anonymous

    >pouring shit into a glass is a career
    lololololol

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      It is when there's a several layers of business logistics and government regulations that adds complexity to an otherwise simple task.

    • 5 days ago
      Anonymous

      I’ve made a good life overall with it. Was smart with my money and has treated me well. But gave up drinking years ago.

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