I know putin was offering citizenship for a price.
Inb4 "aids infested ahithole blah blah"
Clearly you've never stepped foot in an American city.
So, what is the easiest way to defect to the other side? Could I get a job in the media pushing Russian propaganda or maybe their movie alternatives? I would shill so fucking hard against the U.S. it's not even funny. I would do it for a room in a commie block at this point if it means I'll never have to see another man in a dress ever again. Do I get to keep my rifles? Can you ship cars over? What is the warmest city in Russia? I saw a vlog about some sort of suburbs built in the countryside. They were 2 story concrete houses built how Americans like them. I think I would enjoy this. Do they have a major aircraft manufacturer? How well to they pay airframe technicians? How much of my saving will the government rob when I arrive?
Is it too late to migrate?
I know putin was offering citizenship for a price.
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do you even know the language?
No. About 5 words. But I'm orthodox and it won't be difficult for me. I plan to stay in a major city until I fully understand.
aren't most people in Russia atheist? still that's good, you actually might fit in after 10-20 years of living there
most people wanting to move there are out of their element I would think
I'm Greek orthodox as that is our reigning diocese but I would fit in as it's not that different culturally. If it were coptic than it would be a little weird but our religious cultures are pretty close. Their churches are better. And they have a hand in government. Something the west has frowned upon regrettably. The best society is a government with Christian influence.
there is no AIDS it is a israelite hoax people die from "medicine" injections
I would tend to believe this. I see 3 classes per elementary now full of disabled children. As where when I was a student there'd be maybe 1 or 2 in an entire school.
Have you checked land prices?
Pioneering spirit says to colonize without regard for locals
Unclear on how papa sam thinks about this though.
I did see a man buy 2 acres and a house for $6k. It was shanty and he lived off donations for a while but he's alive. I believe he has a family now and is a church father
NO AMERIMUTTS ALLOWED
I'd like to think Russia could capitalize on what I know. Also my DNA is scottish and I'm not an American mongrol. My children would literally make Russia a better place by being born there. I've seen some of you lads and your weird craniums. Also I can produce whiskey. 10x better than that vodka shite.
I thought Jesus told you that we are all sisters and brothers :/ And Vodka is better
You can only come if you promise to bleach a hairy churka woman with thick eyebrows
As long as she doesn't have a penis I will be OK. That is too much to ask where I am from. I would be happy with large fat breasts and a nice warm vagina. And a shut mouth.
yes, just make sure she doesn't have a bunch of brothers prone to stabbing behaviors
also if you're a yellow fever fag, there are a bunch of mongol cuties in the east whose boyfriends burned in tanks in ukraine
Unlike my numale low test counter parts, I do not crave the far eastern cuisine. Slants are for slants. I'll take a hearty , homely while woman over the most attractive slant any day. Not for me. Maybe for a deposit here or there. Not for marriage or children. White/Asian kids are fucking nutjobs.
seeing as you're a white gentleman, you should do the white man's duty and bleach a churka caucasus woman, these people are rapidly losing their adhesion to islam and becoming average russian degenerates, but they're still a little bit hairy and dark
I could convert the tartar and give them red haired children with the lords help.
And a waxing kit. As long as I have a rifle for the Islamic men.
anon, Tatars have long been assimilated
we fucked them so hard during Ivan the Terrible that now you can't tell a Tatar from a Russian and vice versa
idk, civilian, military? I honestly don't know sorry
>Are their genitals mutilated
I doubt it, isn't that an Arab thing?
Civilian or military. I can do both.
Why is she so perfect?
What is your premier aircraft plant? Who is the manufacturer?
Your churkas are acceptable. Are their genitals mutalited?
>How well to they pay airframe technicians?
Leaving America is always going to massively reduce your purchasing power if you've got any sort of advanced and marketable skill, but you could certainly just try to get a work visa with that skill, as they obviously do have an aircraft industry that is only going to become more important as they can't rely on European and American parts
That's what I assume. Do they even have work visas is the question. And I really don't mind what the pay would be as long as it's livable. I would be taking a significant amount of savings with me. I've kind of been preparing to leave for a long time. I've officially had enough. It was between Russia or Greece but I don't see a future for the EU. They will be murdering their own populations by the millions soon. The U.S. and Canada has already begun.
The Mother Russia welcome you Anon. Here is wife. Now make farm.
kill yourself traitor rat.
How can a non-citizen betray Israel?
nagger worshipper. Rather die for a foreign land than have to smell a single one of you again and your God dammed rap jive loving dick chopping whore children.
Russians aren't even white lmao. Littered with muslims.
You do know the difference between a Persian and an African don't you? American is an African enclave and nothing more. I'd rather live in Iran than any major America city.
Persian women are hot but not worth living under an Islamic regime.
journalists and reporters are allowed to be there longterm long as they abide by the rules, and most of them bailed so they're probably in demand
holy fucking glow
and also a slide
maybe the ADL tweet was a bit much?
>Is it too late to migrate?
>Come home, white man. Papa Putin gives free land to all newcomers.
This is overhyped, if you are american you can work at macdonalds and buy that very same land, Russian land outside of desirable area (city proximity, southern Russian weather etc) is insanely cheap, very often less than a thousand dollars per hectare (2.5 freedom acres) even with the recent ruble appreciation, it's a cool initiative, but for someone with american work rights the time spent on paperwork would be better spent saving up to buy it outright
This country will not exist in 15 years, and when things get rough, people always look for foreigners to blame. I wouldn't move to russia if i were you.
Russia has been around longer than the U.S. despite the last decades of the constant barrage of American supremacy. This is because at the end of the day, realism reigns. Always has. Always will. Whether realism for good, or evil. It will always reign. America is as fake as it gets. There is no military. No one is willing to die for this place. Only machines and props. This country is one cop's knee away from burning itself down. That is the real truth.
>Do I get to keep my rifles
You can't even have a knife on you in Russia for self defense. You can own a rifle in Russia after 5 years after you get your license and it has to be kept in gun safe locked and unloaded.
Here is the list of jobs that the government deems important enough to warrant giving you an easier access to citizenship
If you fit the bill and are considered a highly demanded specialist, you'll be able to skip on exam requirements for the residence permit (written and oral Russian language knowledge, Russian history and Russian law). The neat cheat code for you is that being an English teacher fits the bill.
You can also get citizenship after only a year after getting residence permit that way, otherwise you'll have to wait 5 years, but you'll have to pass an exam on Russian language.
>Is it too late to migrate?
It's not but getting inside might prove difficult for you, since you'll have to enter Russia through some other country (likely Turkey). Your card will very likely not work inside Russia, so you'll have to move in with all your savings in cash, and you'll have to declare them upon crossing the border.
>Do I get to keep my rifles?
It's very likely to be a no. You'll have to get a local license and civilians are prohibited from owning automatic rifles and handguns.
>Can you ship cars over?
You're better off selling your car and buying another one here.
>What is the warmest city in Russia?
Look somewhere around the Black Sea.
>How much of my saving will the government rob when I arrive?
You'll have to pay some fees for some documents here and there, but no upfront tax if you wonder about that.
I am really surprised there's no crazy tax for bringing in cash. They took 40% from me when I went to Vietnam. That's incredible. Thanks anon for the help. God bless you. Can citizens own semi-automatics? I'd be fine with a bolt action after a while. Are suppressors illegal?
I went to Moscow twice last year as a burger. It’s comfy. Lady friend offered me residence via marriage - we see eye to eye. Seriously considering it. America is so spiritually and psychically sick, headed into totalitarianism, run by psychopaths. Population is basically zombified. Imagine this place in just another 1-2 years bro.
Missed you questions on weapons. Here's a decent article:
Essentially, the government doesn't want your weapon to be easy to hide, and for it to be able to kill many people at once. So semi-automatics is the best you can hope for. Suppressors are illegal. If you try hard enough, you'll probably be able to obtain a handgun or a revolver through some questionable party to keep it in safe place at home.
That's $760 a month, and it's an alright salary for regional cities, but pretty low for Moscow / St. Petersburg / tourist hotspots. It will cover your basic necessities including apartment rent (outside of Moscow) and you should have enough to make some savings. Be aware that costs of western imports are higher than original price points, so cars are a luxury.
I also advise you to read up on self-defense law, as there is definitely far, far less freedoms with what you can get away with compared to self-defense in the US.
>Can citizens own semi-automatics
Idiot, I fucking told you, you can get a rifle after five years after you get your license and even then it has to be locked at all times in gun safe unloaded. Cops can show up at your place and check your safe at any time and if they don't like something bey bey gun. Russian gun laws are as gay as they are in Europe.
We have a bingo.
Good for you if it works out. Don't forget that if you apply for a job then make sure that your job position is officially called "Cлecapь-cбopщик лeтaтeльных aппapaтoв" then. Government can be finnicky regarding your application otherwise.
It appears that your MC-21 production is about to increase vastly due to foreign counterparts leaving. This is good from a nationalistic point. Is 58,000 RUB a good salary?