If this doesn't work out I'm considering going to the local hospital to get euthanized for depression since I'm a leaf and I have that advantage.
good morning sir
takeing jobs on fiver sir
>i cant get a programmer job so imma kms
It's impossible to find work even flipping burgers. Temp agencies might throw me a bone once every 2-4 weeks where I get a job for a day and make $50. I'm tired of being a sponge.
then move out of Buttfuck, Nowhere and find someplace that does. if not domestically then abroad. get a green card in amerifatt if that fails. kms is boring. apply some survival instinct, change your life
>only speak English
lol just move to asia somehow and find a home somehow and speak the foreign language somehow
I used to. It's doable but prepare for some suffering and getting fucked over by clients. Your work will mostly be through word of mouth or your own advertising, but it's absolutely doable. You can make maybe a couple hundred a month.
Is fiver the only website?
I’ve read The Odin Project has landed many without degrees or no prior experience a job.
>can you work as a NEET
No, read your NEET contract again
>since I'm a leaf and I have that advantage
I adore the fact that you can actually fucking do that as a Canuck
"We can't fix ya, but we WILL help you to kill yourself lmao"
This is the quintessential experience of white-skinned man living in leaf land who refused to taste the rainbow.
I'll say this much, fren. Get your mind and focus off of this site. LULZ is identical to /ic/ in that it doesn't understand selling anything outside of its own labour. It speaks how something WILL NEVER EVER HAPPEN or LET ME TELL YOU HOW THE REAL WORLD WORK CHAMP only to be wrong everytime, usually in the very same thread. Don't underestimate what you can sell out there. I can take a DIY simple best seller from an e-commerce site (can even be etsy since no one sleuths here anymore), pretend it's my work and ask posters on this site if it will sell, and they will shit on it saying it won't because they wouldn't buy it or because they think that the market is never irrationally impossible black magic (same people who complain about clown world and every becoming shit.) Look particularly at how they become upset and bargain outloud to stay sane when onlyfans bimbos deploy companion bots. Just a single one of those bots passively make more per hour than they do. They dread that for all the investment and sacrifice put into their skills, that one day an AI army is farted out by some drunk despicable eceleb retard and just that one unit will cause ego death.
Do not give anymore of your time to larpers and wageslaves who think they're rich and untouchable while they get raped by cantillon effects. Not even Jack Ma nor Epstein were untouchable.
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dumbest poster in the entire history of LULZ. Lmao.
LULZ is the only reason a NEET hasn't roped yet already. Take it away and replace it with what?
There's no time for consumption in this scenario, but otherwise backlog of old games, anime, manga or even naked rock climbing to the Ark of Naphistim ost takes far more priority than a site we all know is virtually a raped corpse zoo full of tourist maggots, bots, glow naggers, journalists and academics writing papers on this place.
>why are you here anon
passing through to see any changes in the zoo, primarily linguistic ones.it's interesting to see how this site can't find a bottom. Eyes would bleed if we could send back a time capsule at least a decade years.
I did some freelancing last year. The problem I had was I didn't want to upload my photo to have to apply for freelance jobs, so places like upwork who have the most jobs I couldn't use. I ended up getting a couple of small jobs just on the various reddit freelancing forums but they paid almost nothing because people on there will do them for almost nothing. It's literally like a couple of dollars an hour for most of the jobs. But after a few months of trying I just stopped bothering with it
You're a programmer though. Program something. Make a SaaS app and charge users money to use it or something like that
Just say you are tranny and they will give you a job
It's so easy I wonder why everyone isn't doing it
Just get into webdev, plenty of jobs
Easiest way for a not too social neet to make money is by creating plugins and apps that sell on a public store and then work from there.
For a real job, you do not need a portfolio. What you need is another person who has a problem which you can solve with your skillset. You start out at a much better position than if you were to apply for a job and go through a gauntlet of interviews and whatnot.
If you make a semi popular app/plugin, people will nag you with their issues and you can pick it up from there and offer them solutions, if they're willing to pay.
Don't take your life. Become a gay hooker instead. Or smuggle weed from leafland to burgerland.