Is it immoral to feed a chicken its own eggs

One of my uncle's hens pecked my foot when I visited his farm yesterday. I'm planning on taking petty revenge on the cunt by taking one of its freshly laid eggs and boiling it infront of it and taking a bite before feeding it back to the hen. An unfertilised egg should have no genes or whatever and its just a pile of nutrients so the hen shouldn't get fucked up by cannibalism. I'm wearing shoes this time in case it retaliates. Thinking of going a step further and ordering some kfc to feed it but I don't think the damned bird is smart enough to get emotional damage however

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If you don't harvest their unfertilized egg, they'll eat it themselves. Just like eating your own cum, which is normal to do if you're not influenced by propaganda.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

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      >Just like eating your own cum, which is normal to do if you're not influenced by propaganda.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >eating your own cum, which is normal to do
      it's not.
      it's normal to bang chicks.
      stop cranking it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Where do I get 'chicks' other than a farm??

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tractor Supply

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Chickens are retarded little shits and regularly go around pecking at and eating their own eggs. It's a common problem in egg farming.
    It's also common practice to add crushed eggshells back into their feed for the extra calcium. Makes their next eggs less fragile.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >is it immroal?
    Are you asking because you want to manifest evil and if it turns out not immoral you'll come up with some other act of overt wickedness?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know me too well.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Judging from the other replies I don't think the stupid bird is going to take damage according to my original plan. I considered chopping one of its thighs off and cooking it but I'm not proficient enough to make sure it stays alive. I'm now thinking of taking one of its eggs and forcefully shoving it back inside of the hole, its going to be quite uncomfortable but I believe that the hen would be far more affected than me.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just make a cardboard cutout of a swooping eagle and place it in view of its place of rest. They're nor very smart.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The idea has merit but I run the risk of needlessly stressing out the other chickens, I want my revenge to be targetted specifically to this one hen to make it know its personal. As for why I'm going this far, I ordered pizza for my uncle and his family and when I collected it the hen pecked my foot in surprise making me drop the food. Its other chicken bodied then swarmed the pizza. My favourite cousin cried seeing his birthday food get eaten so I need to avenge him

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Other chicken buddies*
            Fucking phoneposting feels like shit

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Animal abuser.
              >Phone poster.
              It all checks out...

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    It's a chicken, dude

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I am merely establishing dominance in the pecking order

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why don't you 'peck' me if you know what I mean...

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they will do it naturally but you're not totally karmically positive if you're intentionally giving it to them

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seems like a smart way to get infinite chickens

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s probably how Mcchickens are still only a dollar

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being punked by a chicken and planning to "take revenge"
    I've seen some pathetic things on here but that takes the bitch cake

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I have seen a rooster eat one of its own children. So, they probably don't care.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Larp

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It takes five seconds to find a dozen people asking how to prevent this on farming forums. Most livestock animals are completely retarded. Hens will peck and eat their own eggs. Roosters will go around eating chicks. Sows will crush their piglets and eat the corpse.
        Animals aren't smart. A big challenge in farming is dealing with this.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Weird how they don't do this stuff in the wild. But farms are definitely totally OK.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You will eat ze bugs.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No, it also happens in the wild. Farms are only able to produce such unnaturally large populations because they actively prevent the animals from dying young. Wild populations mostly keep themselves in check because their higher mortality rates offset their breeding rates.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wild hogs are much more brutal to their young actually. Also parasite ridden

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, they eat them if they crack open. They eat the contents of the egg and the shell. It's completely normal. Shit, some humans eat their placentas. Is that any different?

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You're a fucking psycho dude, seek help. I love animals and don't understand how someone can be like this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You take after your mother, except while you shout "cuck a doodle doo" she was shouting "any cock'll do."

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Fucking kek

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    leviticus 12:7
    though shalt not boil a baby goat in his own nannygoat's milk. It is abomination.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Chicken eggs are considered pareve.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if i was a chicken i'd peck you too, big twat energy

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are you so immature you need to take revenge on a chicken?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Of course.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    The chicken won't care.
    Also, you can't take revenge on an animal, dummy.

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