Is it crazy to think that prison doesn't sound that bad? The only negative is there's no women.

Is it crazy to think that prison doesn't sound that bad? The only negative is there's no women.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You would be the woman

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      except, he will never be a woman. paradox.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no women
    >negative

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you wont have internet buddy

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      oh god prison is starting to sound bad

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you're just coping giving yourself a fantasy option so you can further your cycles of escapism and avoidance. if you ever did blacks would extort beat and rape you, someone would bust your skull open, if you survived you'd be a vegetable moron stuck in the system being abused by blacks.
    stop being an edgy moron coper

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The only negative is there's no women.
    The inmates will make you the woman of the prison block

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Go there and report back.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    depends geographically. West coast prisons are an absolute jungle but at least the Whites stick together. Fricking east coast still hasn't figured out not to mention most Whites getting locked are junk tanks.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wait you're saying there's women outside ?

  9. 2 years ago
    Anomymous

    Black folk are the worst part of prison. They will out number you almost no matter where you are in the country. Ypu will most likely get into numerous fights through your stay.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Find out where the homeless shelter prisoners stay in, in your area. Go stay there for a couple of weeks. Let us know what you think after that.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >OPs face when he learns that he has to work and pay rent in prison

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You really need the shit beat out of you maybe that would clear your head. If they had segregated prisons by offender type or race it might be tolerable for whites but otherwise its a constant pressure and anxiety especially if you are not a hardened criminal. Theres literally nothing good about it.
    >t. Friend got set up, now in prison for 30 years

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >You really need the shit beat out of you maybe that would clear your head.
      What's that say about reality. Even prestigious well paying jobs are miserable

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Frick you soft homosexual. I hope you go to prison just for this woe is me shit. You have no fricking idea what miserable is

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    3 meals a day
    TV
    no work
    just read books all day
    the satisfaction knowing it costs the state $20K per year to house and feed you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      forgot to mention you will have so much time to do body weight workout. gonna be ripped man.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I work 48 hours a week and the prison life sounds very comfy in Australia since you are taken care of. Now, I am no criminal, but can I ask the government to take me into a minimum security prison for an indefinite amount of time? If I want to leave, I can but I am sick and tired of paying a huge chunk of my paycheck into taxes and I would rather get fed by the taxpayer.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        checked
        I am same boat as you m8. Just do a small crime and maybe get 1-2 year prison time. let the state pay for my housing and food for awhile.

        you know who loves ex-cons? women.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not interested in women, and I don't have it in me to commit a crime. Over time, my entire life has devolved to me walking to work, doing work, and walking home from work with no additional prospects or motivation. Being a convict would significantly improve my quality of life and mental state at this point. That being said, I suppose I could ask the prison warden to take me in.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no rent
    >socialise with other people the Government/society hates
    >security of housing
    >no traffic to deal with
    >no HOA to deal with
    >no taxes to pay
    >gym and educational opprtunities everywhere
    Sign me up, I'll go to prison right now tbh

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being an American and thinking bondage is superior to freedom

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "freedom"

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I kinda like freedom to be honest.
    I'm physically incapable of spending 24 hours locked in my apartment.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The negative is ethnic homosexual packs of murderers. By keeping the prison system in a state of violent horror, you keep the white man from prevailing

  19. 2 years ago
    SAGE

    >no women
    >negative
    Pick one and only one.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its just hardcore communal neet life

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ask your closest black guy

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You’re surrounded by low IQ idiots who will fight you over some dumb frick argument (PlayStation vs Xbox) or for no reason at all. On top of that, you’re locked in a cell with at least 1 moron for long periods of time.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Low security feds was fine. Read, work out, hang out with your bros. One guy I knew said he plans to reoffend when he's in his 60s as a retirement plan.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It is very crazy, yes.

    1. Think harder on this. Really try to imagine daily life.
    2. You sound young. You have potential to create a good life for yourself. Why not pursue it?
    3. What is going to land you in prison? Would that crime be more valuable to your cause than something else that you can only do from *outside* of prison?

    You're smarter than this.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it smells crazy in prison no air-condition

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No.
    At some point lots of people in America will purposefully go to jail so they can have food, medical, and shelter. It's going to be so bad that lots of people will steal food and medicine to survive and it's a win win for them if they get busted.

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