Is Afghanistan a paradise for car enthusiasts? >no speed limits. >no loudness limits. >insurance not required

Is Afghanistan a paradise for car enthusiasts?
>no speed limits
>no loudness limits
>insurance not required
>no emission testing (co2, no2, no3, particulate matter, none of it matters)
>no safety testing (crumple zones, airbags, etc not required)
>no rules on fuel additives
>no rules on windshield material
>no rules on light positioning, color, etc

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >no rules period

    Just go and find out for yourself. I’m sure you’ll be accepted.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Go to the junkyard to get parts
    >Wearing an 'allah is my b***h' t-shirt
    >Comment on how hot the owner's wife would be if she wore a tank top or something
    >Gulag status: gulag'd - no driving for you.

    • 1 year ago
      s10fag

      wow you mean you might eat shit for being a colossal homosexual outside the united states of homosexualry?

      who knew

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      USA version:
      >Go to the junkyard to get parts
      >Wearing an 'all lives matter' t-shirt
      >Comment on how hot the owner's ''wife'' is actually a troony
      >Gulag status: gulag'd - no job, no life, no future for you

      • 1 year ago
        Hotwing

        >go to junkyard
        >daydrunk beaners try hussling their services before you even walk through the door
        >go inside
        >troony clerk charges you to even look at the parts + tax + tip
        >they don't have anything in non-civic, non-crown vic models
        >360 and gtfo out of there
        >your car's on bricks and missing a stereo
        >get shot walking home
        Ftfy

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Where the hell do you live? Local pick-n-pull charges $0 to enter and the average person you run into there is either going to ignore you completely or make some very benign idle chat about a stuck bolt or not being able to find a bumper that isn't destroyed. The employees are 100% white trash guys that assign completely arbitrary prices to parts based on how stupid you look, and the selection of parts is extremely wide. It's honestly one of my favorite places to go...

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous
          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            My uncle took a shit in the back of a truck at a u pull it

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >shithole
    >have to deal with actual unfit to drive
    shitboxes on the road
    yea no ty

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >live in US state without inspections
      >have to deal with actual unfit to drive shitboxes on the road
      Less humidity and $25 M16s plus $20 AKs would be pretty nice.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I think they have rules about civvie ownership of full auto gats.
        so you just have to join the taliban instead

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >still nicer pavement than my shithole

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You forgot the best part
    >No women, Black person or Hispanic drivers

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >I want to dodge flying body parts when some drifter cartwheels in the oncoming lane.
    Someone post the webm.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Sure looks like it. You could probably drive in from Europe via the Iran-Afghanistan border, the country itself is relatively safe now

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You're gonna attract a lot of attention from the police. They'll probably "detain" you till you pay your "fine". Don't be stupid and know the laws

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You forgot the most important point: no women on the road.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Sexist spotted

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        absolute newbie

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