Is Afghanistan a paradise for car enthusiasts?
>no speed limits
>no loudness limits
>insurance not required
>no emission testing (co2, no2, no3, particulate matter, none of it matters)
>no safety testing (crumple zones, airbags, etc not required)
>no rules on fuel additives
>no rules on windshield material
>no rules on light positioning, color, etc
>no rules period
Just go and find out for yourself. I’m sure you’ll be accepted.
>Go to the junkyard to get parts
>Wearing an 'allah is my bitch' t-shirt
>Comment on how hot the owner's wife would be if she wore a tank top or something
>Gulag status: gulag'd - no driving for you.
wow you mean you might eat shit for being a colossal homosexual outside the united states of homosexualry?
who knew
USA version:
>Go to the junkyard to get parts
>Wearing an 'all lives matter' t-shirt
>Comment on how hot the owner's ''wife'' is actually a tranny
>Gulag status: gulag'd - no job, no life, no future for you
>go to junkyard
>daydrunk beaners try hussling their services before you even walk through the door
>go inside
>tranny clerk charges you to even look at the parts + tax + tip
>they don't have anything in non-civic, non-crown vic models
>360 and gtfo out of there
>your car's on bricks and missing a stereo
>get shot walking home
Ftfy
Where the hell do you live? Local pick-n-pull charges $0 to enter and the average person you run into there is either going to ignore you completely or make some very benign idle chat about a stuck bolt or not being able to find a bumper that isn't destroyed. The employees are 100% white trash guys that assign completely arbitrary prices to parts based on how stupid you look, and the selection of parts is extremely wide. It's honestly one of my favorite places to go...
My uncle took a shit in the back of a truck at a u pull it
>shithole
>have to deal with actual unfit to drive
shitboxes on the road
yea no ty
>live in US state without inspections
>have to deal with actual unfit to drive shitboxes on the road
Less humidity and $25 M16s plus $20 AKs would be pretty nice.
I think they have rules about civvie ownership of full auto gats.
so you just have to join the taliban instead
>still nicer pavement than my shithole
You forgot the best part
>No women, nagger or spic drivers
>I want to dodge flying body parts when some drifter cartwheels in the oncoming lane.
Someone post the webm.
Sure looks like it. You could probably drive in from Europe via the Iran-Afghanistan border, the country itself is relatively safe now
You're gonna attract a lot of attention from the police. They'll probably "detain" you till you pay your "fine". Don't be stupid and know the laws
You forgot the most important point: no women on the road.
Sexist spotted
absolute newfag