Is a Vespa, a good investment, for picking up chicks?

Is a Vespa, a good investment, for picking up chicks?

  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes fat chicks

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bitches have feet. They can walk

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    for picking up chicks? no. But i used to have one until someone destroyed it in my apartment garage, i loved the freedom it gave me. No glutch/shifting cuckshit, just twist and go, weaving through traffic. It was fun. It's the complete opposite of a pussy getting chad mobile though

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yea instead of a clutch and a gearbox you have a floppy gay belt that robs power

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    kek this mf things a FAGGIO can pick up chicks

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >FAGGIO
      Based OG rockstar devs knew what they were doing back then

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A Vespa is $4,200 are you kidding me?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's just for the 50cc one, which from what I've gathered, you don't need a special license in most states to operate. The 150cc is ~7k. But to be honest with you, I don't know if I would want to take a scooter on the highway, and 50cc would be good enough for fucking around town on.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yeah mine was 150cc and it maxes out at 60 mph pretty much, but it's the small wheels and lightweight you gotta worry about, wind at those speeds can fuck your shit up.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      blame millenials, only the faggiest generation ever could popularize this homosexual scooter

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and a 50cc at that

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    chicks with dicks who identify as men, yes

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    in a 1950's italian neorealism film yea

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did you eat the cheeseburger correctly tho?

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You will pick up many bugs by driving this thing without a helmet.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no but you can get bussy, seriously every person will think you are a homosexual

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >takes vespa to the anime convention and mops up nerdpoon

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