29 thoughts on “>instantly makes you?

      • Anonymous says:

        power tools have a purpose
        contact sports provide a challenge
        smoking a cigarette doesn’t do shit except temporarily satisfy and exacerbate an addiction at the same time while doing damage to your health
        it does kinda look cool though, but that could be because of tobacco companies century long mass media psy ops

  1. Anonymous says:

    >makes you look older
    >gives you cancer
    >makes you smell like shit
    >makes your clothes smell like shit
    >ruins your teeth
    >makes you look like a thug
    uh huh

    • Anonymous says:

      >makes you look older
      Good, nobody likes a babyfaced gay
      >gives you cancer
      Debatable, most smoking tests are extremely biased or uncontrolled considering almost everything we eat gives us cancer.
      >makes you smell like shit
      >makes your clothes smell like shit
      My gf likes the smell, but I guess you wouldn’t know what a girl likes.
      >ruins your teeth
      Everything but water ruins your teeth, its called brushing and flossing
      >makes you look like a thug
      Ooookay? Do people that smoke scare you widdle boy?

      • Anonymous says:

        >Good, nobody likes a babyfaced gay
        false dichotomy
        >Debatable
        the "tests" are not debatable, there are multiple national cohort studies linking smoking to cancer. there are countries in which tobacco companies have to put ridiculously sized stickers on the packages, including gruesome pics. if the tobacco lobby had any leg to stand on, they would have sued against that.
        >My gf likes the smell
        you don’t have one.
        >but I guess you wouldn’t know what a girl likes.
        projection
        >Everything but water ruins your teeth, its called brushing and flossing
        and yet there once again multiple national studies linking teeth discolorations to smoking.

        why are you making so much shit up just to defend your addiction? massive cope.

      • Anonymous says:

        >debatable
        I happen to think smoking is /fashion/ as heck, it’s charismatic and can really give a nice ambience. Whoever has told you or given you the impression that evidence of smoking as the single most common carcinogen is not absolute without a smear of hecking doubt is an idiot however. Reads like a drop-out that throws around "study" and "controlled" wording without knowing what the heck they mean. Controlled studies on smoking tobacco as a significant carcinogenic concluded over 70 years ago (Wynder and Graham come to mind) and modern studies are still reporting that no matter the difference in external factors, tobacco smoking across sex and unequivocally in rates presents as a serious carcinogenic.

        https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/17893872/
        https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30287668/

        Smoke all you want. It’s aesthetic as heck. But you’re a giant gay if you seriously don’t think it increases cancer rates many-fold.

      • Anonymous says:

        your gf will think its cool untill you turn 25 and cant even heck for 10 minutes because your lungs have the capacity of a 90 year old

      • Anonymous says:

        >Debatable
        it was never debatable. even big tobacco’s own internal studies found it was causing cancer, which is why they had to refer to cancer with codewords in their documents.
        everything else is FUD.

    • Anonymous says:

      should do like me and only smoke when you’re posing outside a pub with the lads. I smoke like 1 pack every 3 or 4 months

    • Anonymous says:

      Shut up, Negative Nancy. Nobody likes a Negative Nancy like you, you Negative Nancies make me sick to my hecking stomach. I’m going to hecking rape you.

  2. Anonymous says:

    My dad told me that in his high school in the early ’80s whether you smoked or not pretty much determined who you hung out with and whether you were being invited to parties and ultimately what your social life as a high schooler would be like. If you smoked, you’d hang around with other kids who smoked and those were the cool kids who were partying and drinking and (I presume) getting laid. If you didn’t smoke, you could choose between the chess club and mathletes.
    I get the feeling he wished he’d smoked.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Yes it does if you have your shit together but all the cool kids are huffin vegetable glycerine now. Smells like tutti frutti too.

  4. Anonymous says:

    >look out of office window
    >oh, there they are again
    >the shaking masses in their jackets
    >it’s kinda cold and rainy
    >they have to satisfy their urges or else they can’t function properly
    >they light up the cancer sticks
    >they inhale as quickly as possible
    >one hand in pocket, head retreated into jacket because it’s cold
    >they run back inside
    >stink up the office
    >their hands slowly stop shaking, the urges satisfied
    >a pathetic view, absolutely disgraceful
    >they fell for the marlboro cowboy in the desert

    could never be me. i look upon them with disdain.

    • Anonymous says:

      >they have to satisfy their urges or else they can’t function properly
      smoking is stupid but that’s not how nicotine addiction works
      there’s nothing else to it than the urge to smoke. It doesn’t make your hands shake or effect your cognitive abilities at all

      • Anonymous says:

        >not how nicotine addiction works
        >The most documented symptoms of nicotine withdrawal are cravings for nicotine, anger or irritability, anxiety, depression, impatience, trouble sleeping, restlessness (psychomotor agitation, including indeliberate movement), hunger or weight gain, and difficulty concentrating.
        don’t tell me, i don’t make the studies.

      • Anonymous says:

        >that’s not how nicotine addiction works
        >there’s nothing else to it than the urge to smoke.
        >It doesn’t make your hands shake or effect your cognitive abilities at all

  5. Anonymous says:

    what about cigarette holders?
    i like to put a second filter in when i want a weaker dose. fingers don’t get any smell, tapping off ash is easy, and u can smoke the entire thing

    but i feel like it’s equivalent to a trench coat or fedora

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