India will become a superpower or be destroyed Posted on May 26, 2023 by Anonymous This invention will send India to their greatest heights or into a dark age
ok dats bretty gud
>AI generated pic
>in all fields
Stop fucking telling us to sage, we can decide for ourselves what should go in our fields, you turd.
>yfw indian version takes off after you enter and dumps shit all over the town, to save on utilization costs
>yfw the smell is somehow an improvement.
Just build a drone that flies in when ever theres feces on the street, the robot eliminates the poo and the feces it deposited on the street
Imagine you're shitting in one of those and it flies off.
I thought that was the idea lol
No need to flush there's just a hole in the bottom
Here's to hoping I don't have to imagine
I shit in public a couple times it's a rush when you find the perfect spot at the right time, an area that isn't crowded but will be crowded later on and you have a good place to sit and watch strangers walk by and react to your dump.
>order a flying fridge to shit in
>be pinching loafs when Beast.AI realizes who I am
>shitter dumps me in a FEMA camp
>tfw didn't even get to wipe
You just know such a device would be linked to the "justice" infrastructure. I mean you brought up the hypothesis but why wouldn't it be linked. Why would the tech dystopia not give itself the opportunity to wrap tentacles around the shitter and fly him to a detention center
SIMPSONS DID IT.
>not a flying toilet
>flying buckets of raw sewage flown by philosophy majors for minimum wage
yeah what can go wrong
A flying throne. Wonders never cease.
That's 100 jobs created maintaining those machines
>lands gracefully before you
>on porcelain throne
>someone else calls toilet
>takes off with you
>open door trying to escape
>1000 feet in the air
>finally toilet lands
>good morning sir
If that think came out of the sky and landed in India it would be viewed as a Deity.
No, shit is sacred to them and they would never waste it in a toilet. It has to go in the street or on their bodies.
> Does the poop just get dropped in the air like with planes
>be out with a group of people
>it's busy where you are so you call a shitter
>shitter takes off from shitter base
>takes 12 minutes to arrive
>everyone marvels as the shitter slowly lands on a shitter pad
>you go to it, everyone is staring at you and making jokes
>sit down in shitter and close the door
>some anon hacks it and flies it into a building
>building mostly unharmed but shitter falls from the sky and lands sideways into traffic
>you go to the hospital covered in blood and shit with a broken leg and a concussion
>nurse does a tik tok dance
the dance is how we know they care
His eyes seem so glazed
As he flies on the wings of a dream
Now he knows his father betrayed
Now his wings turn to ashes to ashes his grave
they will shit on the floor of it still
We've reinvented the Vimana
invented flying temples but still no toilets
>India will become a super power
Yeah as soon as Indians can turn their shit into nuclear power and the streets they shit in are able to cycle all that shit into a reactor yes they will be.
we are getting close, saar
Try this in India. They'll call it in just to destroy it. Same in naggermerica.
Instead of shitting in the street, you can now shit over the street, like Brahma himself
people will get killed by crashing toilets. what a timeline.
"You see Charlie, that's why we don't need to flush this toilet. It falls straight onto the poor people below."
Call the toilet like a taxi, that will be $250 thank you, how convenient, damn i like the future prospects