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in Lapland you can buy homes like pic related for less than €15k.
But you have to live in Lapland.
Nah, fiuck having to drive an hour just to get to the store
I would take that over this, but I'm a Leaf.
imagine stealing land from native americans just to fill it with slums like this. amerisharts should be genocided, they are truly subhuman
Steal land? How can a field of empty space be someone's land? When you set a base in minecraft are you stealing villager land?
It was offered to send them to Africa but then yall said we were racist
What should they build, fuckin teepees?
shouldve built walkable teepee cities on the buffalo plains but these americans just HATE being told what to do
You could buy that same idyllic natural surrounding in Canada, and it will only cost you approx $300-400k, well under the price if a modern used home
You're crazy.
Thats a big plus
>he still wants to go to the store after moving to the woods
I don't think you are getting it
He is probably a middle eastern immigrant, so no surprise there.
homosexual
>Nah, fiuck having to drive an hour just to get to the store
I drive 2 hours a day to go to the store
Lapland sounds comfy
I already do that. Sign me up.
>this guy starts "walkable cities" threads and is very successful
is there work?
No, otherwise houses wouldn’t cost 15k
>it’s easy to grow food in the arctic circle
Lol built a greenhouse bro. It really isn't difficult as you think. Be an indoor quail farmer like me.
>live in 300ft2 cabin
>be indoor farmers
Right.
Bro. Quail. Do you know what they are? Oh no I can't keep 6 budgies in a bedroom no no no. That just isn't big enough. No one stays inside unless it's winter. If you live in the woods your out in summer all summer.
The israelite fears the indoor farmer, anon.
Not all places like that are on the Arctic circle. Lapland may be. You know and I know north America is filled with hunting hovels in the middle of wildernesses you can move to. Hell some you don't even have to buy you just go to a mountain and build a home and live there. Who the fuck would bother you
Not usually. You can't work online or from home?
I have this shit all over my property. Wtf is it?
We get that shit in Scotland
I kinda want to lick it
How often do you need to go to the store?
I have lived in many “wood cabins” and they’re all extremely cold in the winter time.
no chimney?
They hotbox CO. I mean who wouldn’t having living there?
Probably a wood burning stove pipe out the side. More importantly, that far out...where's the shitter?
Wood burning stoves have chimneys that extend above the roof somewhere. Probably heated by propane or some oil product
How’s the internet speed tho? Seems worth it if there’s no naggers
No naggers, internet can be good enough to view 1080p video atleast (from a personal experience)
Is starlink just a meme or does it actually work well? If the internet problem could be dealt with, seems like a nice place to work remote away from all the diversity.
Meme. Your right tho. Internet is the worst thing about being far away. Once I find a 100 acre farm in a town that can get high speed I'm going to buy it.
Finland has like 98% 4G coverage and uncapped and unlimited plan is like 25€/mo
Works just fine but not for online gaming. Streaming is good with minor interruptions sometimes.
starlink is surprisingly not a meme
i'm impressed by its capability
Starlink is fine. Just don't be in an RV cluster.
I lived in Lapland for a while and it was incredibly based
how deep are the prostitutes buried?
How common are encroaching bears?
What if im blacked out in my cabin and thr motherfuckers get me?
Tell us more
Thinking of taking a big breasted woman there
Some German soldiers deployed to Lapland in WW2 became depressed. They weren't used to the desolate wilderness.
if I had genetic cold resistance I would live there.
t. nagger
good morning sir
>paying money for a piece of deserted woods
Retard
too close to russia imo. too many ukrainian communists
You have no idea what you are talking about.
That's actually a good thing, because icbms will fly over on their way to burgerstan.
yeah, but communists all are demon infested creatures of hell who will kill you and eat you.
Number one, you don't even have any real woods in your fucking country Hans, so shut the fuck up before you start talking about your eurocuck "woods" AKA fucking orchards with trees evenly spaced planted by some fucking medieval peasant.
Secondly, you're paying for the acres around it and the right to tell anyone that comes on your property to fuck off, which is well worth 15K imo
>what is the Black Forest
>Posts picture of giant cleared out area in the middle
>Calls it a forest
Top kek
>noooo noooo that doesn’t count forests aren’t allowed to have clearings!!!
>Open fields are forests
Ok troon
>nooooooo real forests don’t have any open clearings at all!!!
K
Forgot pic because I was marveling at how retarded you are
Yeah I'm not seeing any forest
We whites say it's a foresr, and don't care for your opinion. picrel, we won't go all day explaining why. BSARCV, R.
you israelites don't impress me. kys
Teeline or Perish
Calm down newfag, it's called shitposting.
a kind of fucking dessert.
Lol. The boreal forest in my part of Canada is bigger than all of Germany. And pretty much completely uninhabited outside of a couple reserves.
Imagine when the equatorial regions are uninhabitable deserts, and the boreal region is temperate.
That you're on pol is bad people are going to notice
Protect the tundra lads
Imagine all those mosquito's and flies in the summer. It would be unbearable
>NOOO MOSQUITERINOOOOO
lmao
nagger you know better than that.
what do mosquitos here survive on? deer and shit?
do the deers and bunnys and wolves and mice just get used to 50,000 mosquitos sucking on them all day?
what happens to the mosquitos if theres no mice to suck on?
think its only the females who bite, and only during a short part of their life cycle to breed or something. guess they don't all get to breed but when one can lay a gorillion eggs it doesn't really matter.
mosquitos suck (literally) but if you have enough spray you should be good to go.
My friend went to Yellowstone and said that the mosquitos there ignored all of his bug spray as if he were wearing none
What an insufferable homosexual. Did the little tiny bugs bother you? Haha go back to your cities please.
You dont need spray. You just need to keep the door and windows closed during mosquito season.
I havent opened a window in 5 months. But next week its gonna be colder and the mosquitos are gonna die, so im gonna celebrate with letting air into my house.
there's this stuff you can get called 'netting' which can be used to cover your windows. it lets air through but not bugs. look into it bro it's pretty cool. change your life, fr.
Why are Norwegians so afraid of mosquito?
Most of them had malaria when they lived in Africa
Don't forget your candle pots
Jfc I would rather live in Spain
Have fun getting skin cancer
The only bearable time down there is at night, that’s Spaniards basically live after 6 pm
because those lazy fucks are napping all day
thats true of everywhere now, sun is turning white and might as well live underground
I live alot of the year in 95 degree heat and 100% humidity. It's a bitch, but you get used to it.
If you are a plant lover, it is great though. The ideal climate is right on the edge of temperate and subtropical.. one that is temperate enough to still get real seasons but humid and mild enough to get those lush broadleaf hardwoods and understory. That is the richest nature on this planet. If you get too topical you lose the seasons (the real beauty of the woods) though so you have to find the mildest place with true seasons.
I dunno. I'm on some lakes in southern Ontario. Up north of the cities and great lakes. It still gets really cold and hot but it's beautiful nature. I wish I could share some of it.
Every place has its charm, but the lush thick understory under live oak bottom lands is what gets my wee wee activated
I live in Texas I’m immune
>I I CANT BE IN THE SUN FOR MORE THAN 10 SECONDS OR ELSE I GET SKIN CANCER
HAHAHAHAHA THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT BEING A MELANATED PERSON MAYO MONKEY!!!!
what the fuck is a lapland
It's were Santa lives.
my paternal ancestors were from Jämtland, I want to go back so fucking much bros.
i've been there a few times, nice place to ski
Stay away, thx
Just to own the land or for the land and an actual house?
It's yurope so all the land belong to King Bluberdybloo and you're just a peasant who rents the land and you pay monthly tax to the government for the privilege of being alive and to the king for allowing you to live on his land. Also you have no land or mineral rights and cannot build anything on the land and have to live in the stone hovel some downy build 800 years ago because "culture"
MMUUURRKUHHH pay $3000 per month for studio apartment
fuk yeeaaaahhhh yeeee haaaawwww
That's a cabin that a regular home would have in its backyard over here
Wait, Lapland is a real place?
yes
You don't have to live in Lapland. I'm planning to buy a cabin as a holidayhome.
Bob?
Yep, me as well. Here in the states you can pick up a cabin in the woods on 5 or so acres for $50K if it's far enough out.
>But you have to live in Lapland.
Sounds like heaven on Earth
>northern france
Bullshit. The common ancestor is definitely pre-Germanic from around Denmark. I* or pre-I1 may have even come down from Swedish Pitted Ware to Corded Ware
Santa is in lapland.
Thats right Sonny. I'm livibg right here at Korvatunturi, people call it All-Ears-Mountain in English. You should drink less btw, your mommy worries about you.
ukraine is communist. tell all boomers
Thanks for reminding me I was out of gin.
you call that shed home ameritard? it barely has any use other than taking a shit.
Are you suggesting living in cold shit in a swamp and brushing off mosquitoes in the summer? For this money you can buy an apartment in Bulgaria or Turkey and get a residence permit
>Bulgaria or Turkey
lol fuck that, I will take mosquitos over roaches.
Wood stove or diesel heater
Wood stove and propane furnace
Wood everything, fuck burning diesel or gas for mere heating. Those are expensive fuels.
Wood is expesive to buy, a bitch to harvest yourself and makes a mess in your home and the ash kills electronics
What kind of wimp are you? Please tell me you're vaxxed.
every word you say
each and every single day
only ever completely gay.
Diesel heater was stolen by the thalmor
Raprand you say?
you have not known true pleasure until you've made love to a willing young female raindeer under the full moon after an evening sipping vodka chilled with snow.
Show me utility bill.
>utility bill
>in a rural setting
Electricity at least, how much firewood it takes to survive the heating season.
literally a part time job, chopping wood for harsh winters. gotta season the wood too
Electricity is basically free in lapland, because of all the hydro-power closeby
On Swedish and Norwegian parts of Lapland.
Not on flat Finland
Why don't you lap these nuts and land on my lap lmao
WOOD STOVE
You buy land for a couple of thousand for 5 acers in Alaska. Rent or borrow a mill saw and make your own cabin. We had so much wood left over we made a real good outhouse and a sauna.
how much for one of those saws? i don’t know what that’s called but i need one for my property
It's called a band saw mill. There are several manufacturers. Some of the basic hobbyist mills can be had for 2500-3500. I have a woodmizer that cost me 5k but I got it on sale with got a track extension and a ton of extra blades and some log handling tools
>just buy a 5k saw mill with the money you make from the job you don’t have
Not my fault you're a broke bitch
Not my fault you’re a larper who has no idea what the logistics for living in the woods actually entails
>oil heater
>oil heater
>oil heater
>oil heater
>oil heater
RETARD
kek ok fag. I'm out here doing it while you whine like a jealous bitch
Based I have a woodmizer too. Paying for precut lumber is for plebs. I can make almost any size boards or beams I want and it only cost me some gas money. I built a sick solar kiln last summer too so I can dry out the boards to use indoors without molding or warping
No chimney wtf? Finnish building directives require that chimney must be higher than the roof so it cannot be hidden in this pic. It doesn't make any sense to build cabin like that without wood heating because there's no electricity and you still need backup heating in case electricity gets cut because of storms or some other reasons. Silly building specially in place like that. I've always wondered why US cottages have chimney outside the building because it radiates all of the heat away.
Lapland is beautiful place but during winter the sun stays under the horizon and during summer mosquitoes will eat you alive.
Makes me feel good about living and in MN. No wonder my ancestors moved here, northern Minnesota looks just like parts of Finland and Norway forest, and all the Germans are down in SW area as farmers.
Living in subpolar climate should be subsidised by state. If they really want someone to live in an icy wasteland they should ease the lives of the settleres at least a little
Is it colder or warmer than say, the Canadian Prairies?
I would get ZERO matches on tinder in that isolated place, the same amount of matches I get now!
famalam. just need food. look forward to ai erasing women and homosexuals completely from my screens.
God shit the Earth his women down.
Teeline, or Perish
(if you aren't using Teeline, you deserve to be nonisraelite genocided).
only if there's a qt Finn gf to skate on the lake with
she's pretty, but she just wants money.
Who gives a shit what she wants when she's stuck alone with you in a cabin innawoods. Turpa kiinni horo!
This guy is right. She got divorced and then soon married a banker.
She just go married to millionaire bankster so maybe so
maybe?
all women nothin but hos
God shit the Earth his women down.
So, she's just like every other woman on Earth?
Oh wow for all that money i can get a shed with no water or power? And i get to live on a fucking glacier?
Where do i sign up.
homosexual
>move to lapland
>get utterly cucked by EU regulations
nah, i'd rather go to alaska and live like a free man or hokkaido and fuck cute japs
Conifer forests are so fucking gay. Deciduous HardwoodChads where are you?
I like a mix. Deciduous for the fall colors and summer shade. Evergreens provide nice cover in the winter as windbreaks and animal shelter and some green color to break up the overwhelming snow white and grey skies
Wtf is lapland
Land of the giants, Romans called it Hyperborea
People literally saying it isn't in a city and no one is near you like it's a fucking bad thing. Wow you people are retarded. Perfect for a slave class.
OP is a homosexual. Quick google suggests a property like that is nearly 200k.
OP go kys you firty fucking israeli psyop nagger.
Looks comfy af
alright im moving to lapland yall
that's $800k plus tip here
In Cali maybe but that's not even America so who cares. I have 60 acres with a nice cabin and massive garage/shop with upstairs inlaw apartment for toys and vehicles. I cleared the land and built everything myself and all included cost me under 100k. I'm 20-25mins from a town with a Walmart and most things you'd need and 45mins from a city with an international airport. Town I'm in is 300 all white citizens. Fuckin kino boys and it's within your reach, I promise it can be done. I came from literally nothing, had no help from family or anyone and I made it happen so you can too.
What do you do for work?
I started a landscaping/aborist/minor tractor work business
>home
>15 x 20
that's a dog house
what even the fuck is lapland
I already live a very shut-in life, as long as the internet is good and around ~15min to a small grocery store, I'll be rid of annoying neighbors and the tranquility of a vast forest as my backyard, what's not to love about that.
Try 45 min to the small store and 90 min to the city with the real grocery stores. Of course you live in the woods. So much to eat there. Also easy to grow your own foods. If your good at preserving stuff too then you have food all year easy.
Looks like Odin himself hunts in those woods. Extremely blessed.
Unironically looking at buying a little cabin in Masku at the moment.
Was a few nice places near Oulu as well, but too many commiefornia types up that way.
>/misc/ doesn't mind living in a pod as long as they live next to a forest
This but unironically.
>chimney on outside
Why do you do this shit?
It's probably someone's summer cabin idfk.
It's a north american thing, shit really doesn't make sense.
For some reason they're allergic to building a proper central hearth that will heat the whole dwelling, it's always some tacked on thing tucked away in a corner, or worse still some stone monstrosity on the outside of the building warming the outside air more than the dwelling.
Most of America doesn’t require heating in the winter, and if your locale does generally heat is generated by heating oil which does not require a chimney
>Most of America doesn’t require heating in the winter
I'm explicitly talking about places that do.
All through Alaska, all through north/west Canada, you'll find shit like this.
If global warming was real, it'd be the result of assbackward fireplace design in north america.
most of America requires heating.
you chinese?
If you live south of Chicago like most of the population you do not need heating in the winter. It’s 55 degrees outside and yet the house that I own is 68 degrees inside and the heat is off.
t. Dallas
….which use heating oil to heat your house, which doesn’t require a fireplace to be centrally located as I said you kangaroo molesting mongoloid
Are you literally fucking retarded?
That has nothing to do with how inefficient a fireplace design that is half exposed to the elements is.
The fireplace is ornamental it isn’t used for heating kangaroo molester
>The fireplace is ornamental it isn’t used for heating
You're actually fucking retarded.
Kys retard
I think it has to do with some sort of fire regulations, but yeah it is pretty retarded.
Thats design is retarded, just radiate heat outside
Wood stoves are where it's at
its not the best idea obviously, but its often just easier to put the flue out the side instead of fucking around with the roof. i did it like that when using a woodstove in an RV for example. you lose some heat or course but so much as you'd think.
Yeah
Anyone wanna see my quail? They are in my barn(indoors) insufferable city people. I hope some type of famine kills all of you while I eat eggs, milk, cheese and meat everyday.
Post quail. Also, what is the grouse situation where you are? Turkey? Need variety in my fowl.
post quail
One of my homes as an Air Force kid was Alaska, and I have nothing but good memories of the place. I would kill to live in a place like that.
is a chill relaxing enviroment but the house is shit
a small cabinet probably not enough beds for your family and just 1-2 rooms probably no toilet aswell and than you have to carry a gun on you all the time to protect yourself from some bear in the woods next to you. it's very good if you're alone but you won't have any job unless you want to hunt every single animal and sell his meat or be a ranger
I don't believe you, link website
And then one day you have a medical emergency and the ambulance will take an hour to come and declare you dead.
>the ambulance will take an hour to come and declare you dead.
as God intended.
(and that's a good thing)
>But you have to live in Lapland.
so?
the catch is in finland you're not gonna afford a 15k home
>But you have to live in Lapland.
cold, alone, dark, pass
>buy that
nagger it would cost you less to build that from scratch
Looks perfect. I'd do it in a second.
Yeah but you get to have 1000/1000 mb fibre
Yes thats right, you can live 90 min down a dirt road and have that.
Fuck off were full.
Only people who've never been there romanticize it. The far north is a dread place, not for the living. Trees don't grow properly, no insects except mosquitoes, if you dig into the earth there are no bugs, nothing. The only animal life is feverishly roaming like Ahasverus in order to stay alive. If you moved there you would quickly degenerate mentally and physically.
There are lemmings though that on a particular good year foxes can eat plenty.
I agree, the winter is not that much of an issue. You can ride your snowmobile, go fishing etc and then use the rest of the day to game or w/e. The summer makes up for it, everything comes to life and its light out 24/7 which is cool.
But the mosquitos and knat, i hate them so much.
t. lumpen i boden
Gnats are thick here during the summer and spring but the beauty of a mild winter comes into play if you are a plant lover.
What are knats / gnats?
Are they thicks?
No they are just tiny flies. They don't bite here but some times of the year they are so thick they get in your eyes/ears/nose. Honestly I'd rather be bitter my mosquitos.
yeah the gnat type bugs are more annoying than anything because of their number, and they have no problem invading your eyes, ears nose. and they have enough mass where you can feel them landing on you ALL THE TIME lmao
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gnat
They come in swarms, especially when you're in the shade and have sweated a bit. They are are annoying af and some of them bite you.
>But the mosquitos and knat, i hate them so much.
yeah, its the only downside to living in the woods. its novemeber and we've had flies since about may. sure are hanging on this year. you do get used to doing everything with a head net though.
Even with a net they still drive me crazy, they just kamikaze right into your face over and over and over.
tiny as fuck, no stove stack? that's a shed, not even a hunting cabin.
Looks comfy AF. But you can live like that in the mountains of Colorado as well and you don't have three months of darkness.
Am I allowed to live in Lapland?
Cool
>That'll be £1500 a month to heat your bedroom
Wait really? Post some listings I'm up for it.
>500 young men per 50 young women rate
Okay thanks. The countryside in Finland is pretty great IF you already have the woman and a stable job. How many people reading this thread have those in line? Inb4 "I don't even like pussy" right.
here i can flat out own a 2 story big ass house in an all black area with high murder rates for merely 10 thousand dollars. There is no reason to complain about not owning a home
i hate mosquitos so much its unreal
You can have a qt Sami GF too. Hey, why did you meatball naggers sterilize them for in the first place?