Imagine if Americans cared about soccer

Imagine if Americans cared about soccer

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    pic unrelated? thats clearly france

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's the French team though?

      frick yuros have found the perfect response to this shitpost we gotta get new material

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's the French team though?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Oh hey, it's my guy DK Metcalf, i saw him in a video where korean girls were drooling over his body.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      link???

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Here homosexual
        Go to 4:37

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          hot. imagine them getting railed rae by BBC

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >Fricking Greg Johnson is a cool name to Koreans
          LMAO

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            johnson is a nice name to be honest
            we have a slang in brazil with that name when you are drunk you say "im very johnson at this momen" meaning you're high

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if DK could handle a ball better with his feet than his hands

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      DK would bootyblast the entire EPL if he wanted to

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >The frick timmy's gon do : the assembly

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure that's the cast of buck breaking 2, mate

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if you weren't a flaming homosexual

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    all Black folk without cardio

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    i'm starting fitness soon, i hope i can achieve that kind of body within 6 months

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    imagine if you picked your cotton yourself

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >those legs
    kek, my 8th tier team would win easily

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they will after 2026 but roided Black folk aren't going to do them any good.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Americans be like "look at our athletes, imagine"

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine 11 Adama Traorés fuaaaark

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Indeed in handegg you can make a decent RB or WR from any teenager track and field athlete in just 2 or 3 years. In football you have to learn how to dribble and pass from the age of 5-6 at the latest.
    So even if Americans started caring about football nothing would happen in 15-20 years.

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    south african rugby team

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Notice the high cut shorts because they actually work their legs and want to show them off

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    theyd be layed out in 5 minutes with them bodies. only one guy in the world of Football has ever managed to be hench and he was shit but a nice guy.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      He wasn’t “shit”. He played consistently at his level for years. If he were shit he would have tumbled down the leagues and ended his career at Bacup Borough reserves several years ago.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Wycombe Wonderers
        He wasnt a shit footballer, but he was never top flight and its because he was built like a tank. He was hench when he was skinny and it did him no favours. His heart must be made from antimatter contained in a magnetic field. No one can be this size and run at pace the distances pro footballers run.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Just imagine....big back guys running up and down the field.....with those really short shorts........might have a wardrobe malfunction.....just imagine......

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >a mini israelite sits in this gays head and pilots him through life

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My Asian gf sends me guys like this on tiktok to make me jealous but you gays have made me associate it with cuck shit

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      sounds fabricated tbh. except for the cuck part

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I wish it was fabricated she’s done it for a few months and we know literally no black people irl so it’s random

        >My Asian gf
        pics or gtfo

        No you would save it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >My Asian gf
      pics or gtfo

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      She’s craving bbc anon

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >england
      >my asian gf

      so your paki 1st cousin?

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I guess you don't care neither, that picture of you means nothing. African teams been looking like that for ages and achieve nothing, this isn't about abs my burger friend.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >goblino del coco thinks being ripped makes you good at football
    some fat c**t in my local pub could end them clowns

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >those legs
    Lmfao

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      that feel when my legs unironically look like this

  23. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the gay thread? does Fhite have a gay thread?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      All threads on Fhite were gay threads I thought

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        I can confirm I like penis

  24. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Mate that's the French team

  25. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You actually care about football, though.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >t-two more weeks soccersisters

  26. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >France: Leave America to me.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Good Lord that team is darker than night time in Nigeria.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        they have lots of twins too

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think bottom right keeps his shorts on during shower?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        he uses a private shower with security

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Fugg, France is starting to catch on to our tactics ameribros...

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        ya, but France is still using jungle coons... who still have all the advantages of American blacks but come in a more slender near-starving frame. Those types of blacks would never dominate football, they would get crushed instantly. American blacks have years and years of genetic enhancement that have kept their physical ability but have also tacked on sheer mass.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      pat bev bottom left

  27. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Bro this homie got beat by a fat mexican. Muscles and height dont mean shit

  28. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They’d unironically be crying for a breather after 15 minutes. Average distance is 10-15 km in a football game and that’s constantly changing pace and direction, these neegs couldn’t handle it

  29. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >it's another burger posting shirtless Black person thread
    why

  30. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Pogba (French star player) mogs them everyday

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