Imagine if Americans cared about soccer

Imagine if Americans cared about soccer

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    pic unrelated? thats clearly france

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's the French team though?

      fuck yuros have found the perfect response to this shitpost we gotta get new material

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's the French team though?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh hey, it's my guy DK Metcalf, i saw him in a video where korean girls were drooling over his body.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      link???

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Here homosexual
        Go to 4:37

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          hot. imagine them getting railed rae by BBC

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Fucking Greg Johnson is a cool name to Koreans
          LMAO

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            johnson is a nice name to be honest
            we have a slang in brazil with that name when you are drunk you say "im very johnson at this momen" meaning you're high

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if DK could handle a ball better with his feet than his hands

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      DK would bootyblast the entire EPL if he wanted to

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The fuck timmy's gon do : the assembly

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm pretty sure that's the cast of buck breaking 2, mate

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine if you weren't a flaming homosexual

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all naggers without cardio

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i'm starting fitness soon, i hope i can achieve that kind of body within 6 months

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine if you picked your cotton yourself

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >those legs
    kek, my 8th tier team would win easily

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    they will after 2026 but roided naggers aren't going to do them any good.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Americans be like "look at our athletes, imagine"

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine 11 Adama Traorés fuaaaark

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Indeed in handegg you can make a decent RB or WR from any teenager track and field athlete in just 2 or 3 years. In football you have to learn how to dribble and pass from the age of 5-6 at the latest.
    So even if Americans started caring about football nothing would happen in 15-20 years.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    south african rugby team

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Notice the high cut shorts because they actually work their legs and want to show them off

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    theyd be layed out in 5 minutes with them bodies. only one guy in the world of Football has ever managed to be hench and he was shit but a nice guy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He wasn’t “shit”. He played consistently at his level for years. If he were shit he would have tumbled down the leagues and ended his career at Bacup Borough reserves several years ago.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Wycombe Wonderers
        He wasnt a shit footballer, but he was never top flight and its because he was built like a tank. He was hench when he was skinny and it did him no favours. His heart must be made from antimatter contained in a magnetic field. No one can be this size and run at pace the distances pro footballers run.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Just imagine....big back guys running up and down the field.....with those really short shorts........might have a wardrobe malfunction.....just imagine......

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >a mini israelite sits in this fags head and pilots him through life

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My Asian gf sends me guys like this on tiktok to make me jealous but you fags have made me associate it with cuck shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sounds fabricated tbh. except for the cuck part

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wish it was fabricated she’s done it for a few months and we know literally no black people irl so it’s random

        >My Asian gf
        pics or gtfo

        No you would save it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >My Asian gf
      pics or gtfo

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She’s craving bbc anon

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >england
      >my asian gf

      so your paki 1st cousin?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I guess you don't care neither, that picture of you means nothing. African teams been looking like that for ages and achieve nothing, this isn't about abs my burger friend.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >goblino del coco thinks being ripped makes you good at football
    some fat cunt in my local pub could end them clowns

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >those legs
    Lmfao

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that feel when my legs unironically look like this

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the gay thread? does LULZ have a gay thread?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All threads on LULZ were gay threads I thought

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can confirm I like penis

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mate that's the French team

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You actually care about football, though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >t-two more weeks soccersisters

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >France: Leave America to me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good Lord that team is darker than night time in Nigeria.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        they have lots of twins too

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think bottom right keeps his shorts on during shower?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        he uses a private shower with security

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Fugg, France is starting to catch on to our tactics ameribros...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ya, but France is still using jungle coons... who still have all the advantages of American blacks but come in a more slender near-starving frame. Those types of blacks would never dominate football, they would get crushed instantly. American blacks have years and years of genetic enhancement that have kept their physical ability but have also tacked on sheer mass.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pat bev bottom left

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bro this nigga got beat by a fat mexican. Muscles and height dont mean shit

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They’d unironically be crying for a breather after 15 minutes. Average distance is 10-15 km in a football game and that’s constantly changing pace and direction, these neegs couldn’t handle it

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >it's another burger posting shirtless nagger thread
    why

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pogba (French star player) mogs them everyday

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