You don't need a large box cutter to inflict serious damage.
My old man said be a Linfield fan,
And don't dilly dally on the way".
We took The Oval in half a minute,
We took Coleraine and the bast*rds in it,
With hatchets and hammers, Stanley knives and spanners,
We'll show the bast*rds how to fight.
If you can't beat a Glenman in a half a minute,
Then your'e not a Linfield fan...
All together now!
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
2 weeks ago
Anonymous
That lad was cut before or after an Everton/Millwall game. He's an Everton fan. The Everton hooligan firm are literally called the "County Road Cutters" for their prolific use of Stanley knives / box cutters in the 80s and 90s. So there's a particular irony in him getting his face slashed open. Pretty sure it was during this rumble, he's in the middle of it somewhere.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GeSLdW2yw84
Another fan favourite is large metal belt buckles. Because in the event of a fight you can whip your belt off and start swinging. A fella from Ireland who was over to watch a Liverpool game ended up nearly being killed by a Roma fan who used his belt and buckle as a weapon. Sean Cox will never be the same again. Serious brain damage done to him. He wasn't even a hooligan either. Just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Why would you intentionally wear a watch with a high power draw and a big li ion battery?
Just wear something mechanical, you don't need to look down at your wrist every second to see your notifications.
Watches are israeliteelry. They only make sense if you are getting something like a Garmin because you are an athlete or a proper scuba diving one and those are all wrist PCs rather than watches.
I know a local LE who told me about a rich foreigner getting held for ransom. They were gonna cut off his hands and shit. They raided them because the telco had the kids smart watch location, I guess it had a SIM?
you would have people trying to explain how 2 million plastic watches with lithium ion batteries made it through incineration and mass disposal without a single trace
If the battery swells or explodes and the screen isn't cracked, but is pushed off the frame, then it falls under a repair thing and Apple will fix it for free.
Oddly enough, if the exploding battery cracks the screen, Apple says that isn't covered.
NPC's brand themselves all the time.
another day, another f91w win
2pbp
But he didn't die.
Pic not related. OP meant dying from shame
What happened
I'm guessing the battery assploded.
Nope
https://files.catbox.moe/gs96n9.jpg
There is also a class-action lawsuit
That looks like he's been cut with a box cutter.
What fucking longsword boxcutters do you use?
You don't need a large box cutter to inflict serious damage.
My old man said be a Linfield fan,
And don't dilly dally on the way".
We took The Oval in half a minute,
We took Coleraine and the bast*rds in it,
With hatchets and hammers, Stanley knives and spanners,
We'll show the bast*rds how to fight.
If you can't beat a Glenman in a half a minute,
Then your'e not a Linfield fan...
All together now!
That lad was cut before or after an Everton/Millwall game. He's an Everton fan. The Everton hooligan firm are literally called the "County Road Cutters" for their prolific use of Stanley knives / box cutters in the 80s and 90s. So there's a particular irony in him getting his face slashed open. Pretty sure it was during this rumble, he's in the middle of it somewhere.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GeSLdW2yw84
Another fan favourite is large metal belt buckles. Because in the event of a fight you can whip your belt off and start swinging. A fella from Ireland who was over to watch a Liverpool game ended up nearly being killed by a Roma fan who used his belt and buckle as a weapon. Sean Cox will never be the same again. Serious brain damage done to him. He wasn't even a hooligan either. Just in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Did he get stabbed by a diversity hire who wanted to steal his smartwatch?
>fresh virgin pussy on arm perfect for fapping
>complains
I fucking hate normalfags
>There is also a class-action lawsuit
For what exactly
This still doesn't explain what happened
You guys really are helpless
https://fingfx.thomsonreuters.com/gfx/legaldocs/zdpxoxqeevx/Apple%20Complaint.pdf
If nobody gives a source or explanation I'm just going to assume the image is an unrelated injury.
>What happened
Voldemort attacked him
Why would you intentionally wear a watch with a high power draw and a big li ion battery?
Just wear something mechanical, you don't need to look down at your wrist every second to see your notifications.
I don't understand watches as a functional thing in 21 century. I understand it as an adornment, and that is all watches have to offer.
You have to really get into the mind of the untermensch to understand it.
They're much better for checking the time when doing outdoor activities.
Probably why LULZ doesn't get it
>ah, my hands are occupied for 10 seconds while I perform this task
>but I must check the time in this very moment
people say this and then buy the ugliest watches ever conceived
Watches are israeliteelry. They only make sense if you are getting something like a Garmin because you are an athlete or a proper scuba diving one and those are all wrist PCs rather than watches.
It's annoying to have to reach into your pocket to check what time it is when your hands are busy.
This is ultimately what got me to buy a watch. I got sick of sticking my hands in my pocket to dig my phone out just to check the time.
I work at a data center, can't bring my phone there. Also I get fucked if I clock out too late
Doesn't sound too bad.
Please don't explain what happened.
Apple Watches have helped solve crimes:
https://www.fox5ny.com/news/mans-apple-watch-proves-he-lied-about-anti-semitic-stabbing-in-west-bloomfield
itoddlers sisters... I thought apple cared about user privacy and didn't give shit to law enforcement
itoddlers BTFO
LINUX PHONES IS WHERE IS AT
I know a local LE who told me about a rich foreigner getting held for ransom. They were gonna cut off his hands and shit. They raided them because the telco had the kids smart watch location, I guess it had a SIM?
Canada BTW, not Mexico. Stop coming here.
Can you imagine if Apple watches had been around in Europe in 1944-1945?
you would have people trying to explain how 2 million plastic watches with lithium ion batteries made it through incineration and mass disposal without a single trace
>Oh no no, we have simply brought you a gift of a wonderful new watch. Go ahead, put it on. Now, are you harboring israelites?
another reason to avoid apple
>watch thread
>basement dwellers seething
pottery
That doesn't sound very smart.
So it pixellated his wrist? Harsh.
If the battery swells or explodes and the screen isn't cracked, but is pushed off the frame, then it falls under a repair thing and Apple will fix it for free.
Oddly enough, if the exploding battery cracks the screen, Apple says that isn't covered.
Does it at least brand an Apple logo onto the user when it does this?