imagine dying from a smart watch

imagine dying from a smart watch

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    NPC's brand themselves all the time.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    another day, another f91w win

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      2pbp

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    But he didn't die.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pic not related. OP meant dying from shame

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What happened

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm guessing the battery assploded.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nope
        https://files.catbox.moe/gs96n9.jpg
        There is also a class-action lawsuit

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That looks like he's been cut with a box cutter.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What fucking longsword boxcutters do you use?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You don't need a large box cutter to inflict serious damage.

              My old man said be a Linfield fan,
              And don't dilly dally on the way".
              We took The Oval in half a minute,
              We took Coleraine and the bast*rds in it,
              With hatchets and hammers, Stanley knives and spanners,
              We'll show the bast*rds how to fight.
              If you can't beat a Glenman in a half a minute,
              Then your'e not a Linfield fan...
              All together now!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That lad was cut before or after an Everton/Millwall game. He's an Everton fan. The Everton hooligan firm are literally called the "County Road Cutters" for their prolific use of Stanley knives / box cutters in the 80s and 90s. So there's a particular irony in him getting his face slashed open. Pretty sure it was during this rumble, he's in the middle of it somewhere.
                https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GeSLdW2yw84

                Another fan favourite is large metal belt buckles. Because in the event of a fight you can whip your belt off and start swinging. A fella from Ireland who was over to watch a Liverpool game ended up nearly being killed by a Roma fan who used his belt and buckle as a weapon. Sean Cox will never be the same again. Serious brain damage done to him. He wasn't even a hooligan either. Just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Did he get stabbed by a diversity hire who wanted to steal his smartwatch?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >fresh virgin pussy on arm perfect for fapping
          >complains
          I fucking hate normalfags

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >There is also a class-action lawsuit
          For what exactly
          This still doesn't explain what happened

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If nobody gives a source or explanation I'm just going to assume the image is an unrelated injury.

            You guys really are helpless
            https://fingfx.thomsonreuters.com/gfx/legaldocs/zdpxoxqeevx/Apple%20Complaint.pdf

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          If nobody gives a source or explanation I'm just going to assume the image is an unrelated injury.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >What happened
      Voldemort attacked him

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why would you intentionally wear a watch with a high power draw and a big li ion battery?
    Just wear something mechanical, you don't need to look down at your wrist every second to see your notifications.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand watches as a functional thing in 21 century. I understand it as an adornment, and that is all watches have to offer.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You have to really get into the mind of the untermensch to understand it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're much better for checking the time when doing outdoor activities.
          Probably why LULZ doesn't get it

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >ah, my hands are occupied for 10 seconds while I perform this task
            >but I must check the time in this very moment

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        people say this and then buy the ugliest watches ever conceived

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Watches are israeliteelry. They only make sense if you are getting something like a Garmin because you are an athlete or a proper scuba diving one and those are all wrist PCs rather than watches.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's annoying to have to reach into your pocket to check what time it is when your hands are busy.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          This is ultimately what got me to buy a watch. I got sick of sticking my hands in my pocket to dig my phone out just to check the time.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I work at a data center, can't bring my phone there. Also I get fucked if I clock out too late

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't sound too bad.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please don't explain what happened.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apple Watches have helped solve crimes:
    https://www.fox5ny.com/news/mans-apple-watch-proves-he-lied-about-anti-semitic-stabbing-in-west-bloomfield

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      itoddlers sisters... I thought apple cared about user privacy and didn't give shit to law enforcement

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      itoddlers BTFO
      LINUX PHONES IS WHERE IS AT

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I know a local LE who told me about a rich foreigner getting held for ransom. They were gonna cut off his hands and shit. They raided them because the telco had the kids smart watch location, I guess it had a SIM?

      Canada BTW, not Mexico. Stop coming here.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Can you imagine if Apple watches had been around in Europe in 1944-1945?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you would have people trying to explain how 2 million plastic watches with lithium ion batteries made it through incineration and mass disposal without a single trace

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Oh no no, we have simply brought you a gift of a wonderful new watch. Go ahead, put it on. Now, are you harboring israelites?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      another reason to avoid apple

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >watch thread
    >basement dwellers seething
    pottery

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That doesn't sound very smart.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So it pixellated his wrist? Harsh.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If the battery swells or explodes and the screen isn't cracked, but is pushed off the frame, then it falls under a repair thing and Apple will fix it for free.

    Oddly enough, if the exploding battery cracks the screen, Apple says that isn't covered.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does it at least brand an Apple logo onto the user when it does this?

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