Trust me, everyone thinks they're some kind of neo-Buddhist techno-ascetic until they have to live in an efficiency apartment. It sucks. There's a reason all these fagman wagies live in a shoebox and then spend as much time as possible in their employer's fagman-topia.
Big house with a couple spare rooms and a big unfinished basement area is the way to go.
>where do you cook?
Eat cleaner meals that don't involve a million dishes to clean. >where do you shit?
Public restrooms. >where do you shower?
Cheap $10/mo gym membership.
also there are portable showers you can lowkey hang on a door for as low as 25$, some more expensive ones can have curtains, variety of pumps etc. Sounds ghetto but werks
>cook
you dont. eat junk >shit
shit at the place you buy the junk food >shower
shitty gym membership to have shower privilages. also to workout your upper body. cant have your legs gettin it all
My question is how do you sleep? Neither of the obvious places look long enough for even a ricecel to lie down comfortably. For that reason alone I would rather a tent than this contraption.
in rich countries like the US, nimbies and all these other homosexuals will prevent you from living in something like that. that's why you never anyone in the US doing something like that in the long term
very expensive in reality.
it's much cheaper to just pay rent.
being homeless sucks, you might have a parent/friend who will allow you to use their address as yours, but why not just live with them and share the rent? You could even fuck your friends too!
also if you are lucky enough to not be chained to a job, you could just buy a house in some farming/gas town, but your internet might be as bad as starlink.
I've been living rent free in pretty nice houses just by telling friends I'll be their "butler" in exchange for a room to stay in. It's mostly just doing basic housechores, whenever one of them has a date over I put on a suit and cook both of them a meal
The trick is to snag a girl from the city before you go live the hick life. You'd be surprised, plenty of women are into the minimalist van life/tiny house/cabin meme, they think it's cute.
ok, but why am i watching a fellow horse drink and why is it suddenly alert when someone wants to buy me. whereas i am apparently calm and keep watching it?
That's only possible in a lawless shithole, otherwise you'd be endlessly harassed by the police/local government for living in an unapproved pod. You are only allowed two options, goy:
A. Become a debtoid slave and buy a grossly overpriced mchouse built by beaners (or slavs/serbs/arabs if you're European, I guess) which will plague you with maintenance headaches until you die
B. Be a slave to a landlord forever and live in a shitty barely-maintained apartment packed next to screaming retards
Anything else means you're a bad goy and your home will be terminated by the state with prejudice.
literally me. I pretend to be a very devout Christian devoting my life to studying religion and my parents let me live in a studio on their property rent free, it's quite comfy.
The only problem is I'm starting to like Christian literature
What does studying religion have to do with your parents letting you stay? Unless they have expectations of you doing something with those studies in the future, aren't they housing you out of kindness?
This is my plan except I want to buy and old school bus and renovate it into a mobile home. My biggest issue right now is the batteries. I want to be able to power gaming pc and some other electronic equipment for at least a week without external charging (I would get some power from the solar panels). >inb4 it's too cramped and you will hate it
I rented a 20m^2 apartment for a year and it was way too spacious for me
The dog will protect the housetricycle against people trying to rob/tip over the housetricycle.
Because that screenshot is from a youtuber homosexual who feeds on likes and everything in his caravan, including the dog, is a decoration to please the viewers.
Because that screenshot is from a youtuber homosexual who feeds on likes and everything in his caravan, including the dog, is a decoration to please the viewers.
FUCKING BASED
Cozy. My only question is insulation and storms, would hate to bake or freeze in that thing.
>hot outside
>park in shade and install window a/c while stealing someone else's electricity
>cold outside
>just wear more layers
I am salivating at the idea of programming on my laptop while huddled up in some blankies
You might have brain damage.
just use a blanket, weak bitch
i don't even use a heater
Looks claustrophobic
skill issue
That's very misleading, you can't fit on that bed, that isn't wide enough
Sorry you're a 300lbs lard.
Its about a person height, not weight fucking americlap
Nice bait
I am between this kind of shit and a laptop or a big house with a bunker with a 42U server rack
Trust me, everyone thinks they're some kind of neo-Buddhist techno-ascetic until they have to live in an efficiency apartment. It sucks. There's a reason all these fagman wagies live in a shoebox and then spend as much time as possible in their employer's fagman-topia.
Big house with a couple spare rooms and a big unfinished basement area is the way to go.
Imagine the cramps
What's stopping me from just pushing it over in the middle of the night
I hate midgets. Tiny goddamn bugmen.
wind exists
ok but is it written in Rust? that's all I care abotu
This could only work in safe countries and if you are not a woman.
where do you cook?
where do you shit?
where do you shower?
>where do you cook?
Eat cleaner meals that don't involve a million dishes to clean.
>where do you shit?
Public restrooms.
>where do you shower?
Cheap $10/mo gym membership.
nigga beat me to it.
well we both fell for the bait
I've been well ahead of you.
>Eat cleaner meals that don't involve a million dishes to clean.
so basically: don't cook.
There's plenty of meals that just need one pot or one pan+a plate to eat
>+a plate
Bloat.
Plates are bloat in the same way bash is bloat, it technically is bigger than it should, but the extra convenience is worth it
>$10 gym to shower
I can't help but laugh out loud whenever I hear this. Like how fucking poor and miserable do you have to be lmao.
Got a better idea than showering innawoods river with fucking parasites and other diseases in the waters?
checkd
also there are portable showers you can lowkey hang on a door for as low as 25$, some more expensive ones can have curtains, variety of pumps etc. Sounds ghetto but werks
And where are you going to get all what water from? Water is heavy you know?
Yes. Get a real house.
shower in your house like a normal functioning adult?
cringe
>Eat cleaner meals that don't involve a million dishes to clean.
That wasn't the question.
>cook
you dont. eat junk
>shit
shit at the place you buy the junk food
>shower
shitty gym membership to have shower privilages. also to workout your upper body. cant have your legs gettin it all
homelessmaxxx
My question is how do you sleep? Neither of the obvious places look long enough for even a ricecel to lie down comfortably. For that reason alone I would rather a tent than this contraption.
fetal position
In one that I saw, there is a board that you use to extend the bed lengthwise; you take it down when moving or using the kitchen/sofa area
>cook
Canned foods only. They’re more efficient and they don’t expire
>shit
Either in public bathrooms or the forest
>shower
Usecase unclear. Issue closed
>Where do you cook?
In the street
>Where do you shower?
In the street
>Where do you shit?
Come anon, you already know this one
I can't be the only one to see a rare merchant
you WILL live on the bike, goyim
Looks too shallow to sleep in.
Bugmen are manlets.
You can fit comfortably in fetal position or whatever it's called
>fetal position
>Never getting to lay down comfortably is somehow a win
Okay fine. How much?
why would you willingly want to be a vagrant
a life worse than a medieval peasant
why would i pay money for something i've already got
Seems like a cool way to get kidnapped while you sleep.
someone made this
where is toilet and shower room?
What if you stumble upon a bike stealing nagger?
free ride smileyfaceemoji.png
Imagine sleeping and getting a free ride into a dark alley where he has friends.
How much do these things weigh? What happens when you need to go up a hill?
looks heavy as fuck.
very innovative
only problems i see that it's probably heavy and has no bathroom
DIY
Too slow for a fastman i think, thought definitely cheap
>mememan
kys yourself
this worksonly in developing poor countries
in rich countries like the US, nimbies and all these other homosexuals will prevent you from living in something like that. that's why you never anyone in the US doing something like that in the long term
that's why you never see anyone
You’re right, in developing countries you would just get beheaded and your organs sold to the black market
I've considered cashmaxxing with a trailer somewhere, but all the women are some combination of fat, meth heads, or single moms where you can do this.
very expensive in reality.
it's much cheaper to just pay rent.
being homeless sucks, you might have a parent/friend who will allow you to use their address as yours, but why not just live with them and share the rent? You could even fuck your friends too!
also if you are lucky enough to not be chained to a job, you could just buy a house in some farming/gas town, but your internet might be as bad as starlink.
I've been living rent free in pretty nice houses just by telling friends I'll be their "butler" in exchange for a room to stay in. It's mostly just doing basic housechores, whenever one of them has a date over I put on a suit and cook both of them a meal
The trick is to snag a girl from the city before you go live the hick life. You'd be surprised, plenty of women are into the minimalist van life/tiny house/cabin meme, they think it's cute.
>you vill live in ze pod bad
>you vill live in ze pod with wheels good
So long as you own it its good. Better to live in a pod or mud hut you own than to be rentoid forever
Why are white women like this?
Every degenerate fetish men have was imprinted onto them from women
ok, but why am i watching a fellow horse drink and why is it suddenly alert when someone wants to buy me. whereas i am apparently calm and keep watching it?
That's only possible in a lawless shithole, otherwise you'd be endlessly harassed by the police/local government for living in an unapproved pod. You are only allowed two options, goy:
A. Become a debtoid slave and buy a grossly overpriced mchouse built by beaners (or slavs/serbs/arabs if you're European, I guess) which will plague you with maintenance headaches until you die
B. Be a slave to a landlord forever and live in a shitty barely-maintained apartment packed next to screaming retards
Anything else means you're a bad goy and your home will be terminated by the state with prejudice.
you forgot C
live with your parents rent free
literally me. I pretend to be a very devout Christian devoting my life to studying religion and my parents let me live in a studio on their property rent free, it's quite comfy.
The only problem is I'm starting to like Christian literature
What does studying religion have to do with your parents letting you stay? Unless they have expectations of you doing something with those studies in the future, aren't they housing you out of kindness?
Not doable in unsafe socities
good luck trying to haul that up a hill
manlets, when will they learn.
Living in a small house is a stupid idea, like being a pedophile.
Imagine someone steals your bike in the middle of the night
It's bloat
this aliexpress trailer tent double as a trailer enabling you to transport stolen copper wire from place to place
>It's bloat
where's Saddam supposed to fit
This is my plan except I want to buy and old school bus and renovate it into a mobile home. My biggest issue right now is the batteries. I want to be able to power gaming pc and some other electronic equipment for at least a week without external charging (I would get some power from the solar panels).
>inb4 it's too cramped and you will hate it
I rented a 20m^2 apartment for a year and it was way too spacious for me
Why is the dog sleeping in a light box? He's even hiding his eyes.
that's a PICTURE of a dog sleeping
with a backlight, why would you want a dog anyway, that dog is just going to eat you
>never felt the love and companionship of a dog
>conflates dogs with shitbulls
The dog will protect the housetricycle against people trying to rob/tip over the housetricycle.
That's sad.
Because that screenshot is from a youtuber homosexual who feeds on likes and everything in his caravan, including the dog, is a decoration to please the viewers.