You people are vile and hurtful, it is no wonder you don't have girlfriends. You don't deserve them.
I'm so sick of having my tiny breasts made fun of by cruel anons here.
You people are vile and hurtful, it is no wonder you don't have girlfriends. You don't deserve them.
lots of people like dfc
You all don't even understand, there are some people who like flat chests, but no one. Not one single person loves, or prefers flat breasts. I know this first hand because twice in my life I dated a guy who i thought was sweet and perfect for me. And both times one of my female friends took him from me. Or, more accurately, he fell for them, and because he had already been vetted by me essentially, that meant they were good enough to date by their standards. I've been cucked so many times its like something out of a cruel parody manga.
I hate how small they are. People barely notice them. Whereas other women can just walk in and gain the attention of everyone immediately. My best friend can literally command the room and she has a massive chest. I feel fucking inferior and pathetic, and incomplete as a woman. Like some sort of adult trapped in a childs body.
Theres not much to show. They're small, puffy and pink. Completely worthless compared to the round orbular mounds of chest banqueted on the torso of better women. No man would ever prefer my chest, he would only ever settle for it. I fucking hate myself and legitimately want to kill myself, but moids don't understand this.
you could work on your ass on the gym and on you hip to waist ratio by doing corset training
I prefer flat breasted femcels...
God I wish my life was as easy as yours.
If I woke up as you tomorrow, I think I would just stop having issues forever.
>thats some tranny shit, so fuck that
>They're small, puffy and pink. Completely worthless
They're still suckable
>They're small, puffy and pink
H-hoh-hottttttt
I want to kiss them, lick, suck, pinch and play with them.
No. There are lots of guys who prefer the aesthetics of smaller breasts and feel disgusted if boobs are too big. You just don't care about the opinion of those boys and just center yourself on the opinion of the ones that don't like you
>waaaah chad left me for stacy waaaah
Fuck off
Your body is a unique masterpiece, and beauty comes in all shapes and sizes. What truly matters is how you feel about yourself.
I don't get it, what is the difference between a flat chest and flat breasts?
breast size barely matters except for feeding babies. men like women. here's your free attention, idiot whore.
>except for feeding babies.
It doesn't tho.
It has nothing to do with it.
Actually high earning men tend to prefer smaller breasts
I hear you
This feels rough, your story specifically
Who is the girl in your pictures btw she is cute?
And yeah though
You have a way with words
I wish I could show you some of my artwork because i have drawn a *lot* of flat-breasted girls in my day creating characters
I even wrote a song once about how much I love flat chests lol
So cringey but, you should just know that we are out there
But I definitely sympathise with your story
fuck them all. your friends sound like whores and those guys are assholes. you're totally fine how you are it's just that men are stupid pigs who think with their dick. they don't care about personality or intelligence just big boobs and butt. they're all fucking assholes and the men on this board aren't any better
way to overgeneralise
when there are literally many posters here clearly who would cherish her and love her
Come on, at least post your fucking tits so we know you're a woman.
I used to think flat chests were good until i had sex. They used to look so good to me in art and in porn. But now i know that flat chests actually suck. I like to see the boobs jiggle and grab them while fucking if they are too small its just no fun
do you seriously judge your dating potential based off the size of your breasts?
I've dated one girl with size DD breasts and I was heavily swayed to date her because the size of her boobs - never again. This is a retarded way to look at it
>not a single person prefers flat chests
are you retarded or in desperate need of (you)s?
>They're small, puffy and pink.
super hot anon
OP if you're going to speak like such a cuckquean then at least take a twisted pride in it or something
try to get better friends while you're at it
>Not one single person loves, or prefers flat breasts.
Good lord that must be some of the biggest bait known to man
How are people falling for this
>but no one. Not one single person loves, or prefers flat breasts.
I think this might actually be a legit female posting here.
because no man is so retarded to even make some retarded shit like that up. You'd have to be a retarded female to believe that.
It's true though. Most men hate flat breasts.
T. Lurker femcel utterly demoralized by this entire thread.
How flat are you to be this fucked up?
Basically no breasts at all, just nipples.
Most annons are literally just joking about wanting to date them, it's their way of making fun of us. Anyone who's lurked for more than a few months knows this.
>no breasts
Requesting bra size,are you double A? What color nipple?
Brown nipples. I am black.
Iris, miyoko or that third one I forgot her name?
>most
>just joking
Better ignore them all and feed the flame then. We will have a big boob hate thread soon I'm sure.
Palestinians are hateful. They keep chanting Gas the israelites
Why did derek shake, though?
Dear Flat Chested Femcel,
I may be as old as a prehistoric dinosaur, but my love for you is timeless, like that expired can of creamed corn in the back of my pantry. Your smile brightens my day more than the headlights of a car I can't quite see over the steering wheel.
I'd climb the tallest mountain just to catch a glimpse of your beauty, or at least attempt it with my trusty walking stick. You're the reason I wear socks with my sandals - to impress you with my unmatched fashion sense.
Let's stroll down memory lane together, even if I might forget where we parked. In this crazy world, you're my soft-spoken, blurred vision, and I wouldn't want it any other way.
Yours awkwardly,
Hans Moleman
This is literally in all literality (you)
You realize that trannies get off on humiliation right?
Just wait till you scroll further down
i honestly prefer small to medium breasts than giant planet size booba
as long as there isn't a cock attached somewhere on your body, it's great
Honestly you should consider yourself lucky, I'd rather be made fun of than have anons lust after me for my huge tits.
t. Ugly titcow femanon
>free (Use) post
Oh hey it's you again, I remember you from that other breast related thread the other day.
Hi... umm I don't know who this is, sorry
Why is that a problem for you?
I don't post much in order to avoid it, it's annoying.
I'm the flatface Asian femanon with huge tits if that rings a bell lol
>flatface asian
I remember, you didn't want a name, something something 34G?, I really forgot your size, I'm sorry.
What's up?
Yeah that's me alright. I've just been lazing around still.
I know it seems that way femanon but I've never had a bf and I've got a huge chest by most standards. If you've got a cute face unlike me you could probably find a nice bf.
>that's me
Did I got the size right? I was honestly ballparking.
The convo we had is coming back to me, you wanted more substance in my questions and I couldn't think of anything smart at that moment.
What boards do you usually visit and why?
But is it not nice to know that you are desired?
If it were genuine desire sure, but what always happens is guys hear about or see my tits and go crazy like a pack of wild monkeys and then when they see my face they lose interest. It's not genuine.
Yeah size is right.
>What boards do you usually visit and why?
Well there's this one, and then I occasionally browse /a/ and LULZ too. Not really that interesting.
>size is right
The reason I remember is because a femanon named confidence-chan has the same size as you and I first thought you were her.
>LULZ and /a/
So I'm guessing you live in One Piece threads. What do you post on LULZ?
I don't really post on LULZ at all, infact it's been a month or so since I even last went there. But mostly just looking through threads related to the games I like.
Thanks for your kind words anon.
How flat is your face in all honesty, it really can't be that bad, give me an example random picture.
I didn't think I would but I actually found one pretty close to mine, it's not exact as I have more prominent eyebrows and other minor differences, but yeah.
Would you really want to curse your future kids with an ugly face though?
Genetics work in mysterious ways. Tall kids coming out of short parents. Cute kids coming out of ugly parenta, etc.
So yeah I don't really care. As I said personality and body > face
>pronounced eyebrows
That's a plus. Would you like my honest opinion and advice?
>It's not genuine.
butterface titcows will always have a special place in my heart <3
"Ugly" girls with hot bodies and nice personality are marriage material. You may be close to being that and don't rven know it lol
I offered to date you, or at least to get to know you, but you said you wouldn't date anyone from here.
It's fair. But the tits just get your foot on the door.
I want a titcow gf, I would be so happy. So I try my chance when I feel daring enough, but big tits is not enough. Idaf if you think you're ugly, that's my decision to make. Retard.
Best tits are the ones on the chest of a good woman.
God, I fucking hate women.
I'm sorry OP. I have made such threds before it's just horny posting. I hate demoralizing threads. I will not make more.
>God, I fucking hate women.
I mean as you should, we suck. I just have incredibly low self esteem after years of being made fun of and later objectified by people. So my dumb femoid brain tells me logically I am just the scum of the earth and ill never find love. It's just how it goes I guess, sorry I'm like this anon
Sure I guess.
>I mean as you should, we suck. I just have incredibly low self esteem after years of being made fun of and later objectified by people. So my dumb femoid brain tells me logically I am just the scum of the earth and ill never find love. It's just how it goes I guess, sorry I'm like this anon
Anon, that just makes me sad. Stop.
I wish I could help, but I can't, so stop being retarded.
I hope you get better tho, I know what feeling like that is like. You know it's not true tho, you must know.
I'll try not to be retarded in the future, thanks for being nice
That makes sense
>don't wear revealing clothes
I already don't because I hate the stares. Though old t-shirts and sweatpants probably don't do much to help anything either.
>Chad
Fuck off. I don't need some 6ft god chiseld from marble or whatever you want to believe. I'd settle for an average looking guy who's nice to me and could provide a stable environment. Only reason I don't give guys here a chance is because it's too risky and long distance dating has never gone well the 2 times I attempted it. Though those were more like friends if anything so I don't call them bfs.
>I'd settle for an average looking guy
If you're as ugly as you say lower your standards more lol also I bet you only want a white bf
>who's nice to me and could provide a stable environment
So you just want his money got it
>I bet you only want a white bf
I mean, you're not wrong. But what's so bad about that?
>so you just want his money got it
You do realize a stable environment is a lot more than money? In my eyes a stable environment means that there's not a lot of fighting, no abuse, there's care for the other person, and sure preferably he's got some money nobody wants to date a homeless guy after all.
Sure I'll keep that in mind
You can post as much of your location as you want ig.
I know, it's the only positive attention I've gotten outside of my family for most of my life. But I'm bored and lonely so why not.
Vancouver WA, you close by?
Nope, sorry anon.
You lost me with that one, can you try saying all that again but a bit less schizophrenic?
Unfortunate, I could still use a female friend to BS with tonight though if you're bored. Don't worry, I'm only a weirdo om the internet
>I mean, you're not wrong. But what's so bad about that?
lmao
please
please
don't be so stereotypical
first of all not even knowing what is wrong with being so obviously racist...
when 'race' is literally an artificial social construct ('White' people going far back in time probably came from the Eurasian steppes and raped and pillaged their way westward into 'Europe' and Europe and Asia are obviously connected landmasses anyways)...
You really should be less superficial and obnoxious
>nobody wants to date a homeless guy after all.
using homeless as a slur is especially telling
but do you really think that the average 20-25 year old can afford to buy their own house or car?
How delusional are you?
>seething brownie or chinkcel hobo
Lol lmao even
Race may be a social construct but your reliance on handouts is very material.
Wear more baggy clothes when you can and look up makeup vids on youtube.
You'll be alright
Your name is sea-chan now. Put your name on when you see me and want to chat, I'll remember you.
Yo I'll go on a date with you if you live within 45 mins of where I do, don't do anything weird on our first date though.
men are only nice to you because of your tits
especially that bullyjerk
Your face is not that bad, I expected worse. A little bit of makeup can help with feature definition from the front.
Now as for getting guys. If this is online show them face b4 showing tits. The one who will like your face will love your tits meanwhile the one who loves your tits might not like your face. Save yourself the time.
If irl don't wear revealing clothes so attention is on your face.
You will never find love because you want a chad that loves you and chad would only fuck you for your tits. You don't care about guys that look like you irl and you don't give guys in here a chance either. You deserve to be alone.
>even in a flat-chested thread all the attention is on getting a supposedly 'ugly' titcow gf
how will flat-chested femanons ever recover?
>I'd rather be made fun of than have anons lust after me for my huge tits.
Cool story bro
They like you and pop a boner. What a crime. What a hassle for you. What a humble thing to say. You're the most unfortunate person in the whole world anon. Someone is crying their eyes out right in front of you, and your first response is that you actually have it harder. I hope you get raped.
I bet you'd be dripping wet if I put nipple clamps on you
It's LULZ, I'm a male you fucking MORON. go back to r3ddit.
Post cock originally oregano
If femanons are going to talk about their tits then I request that you show them. Thanks. 🙂
I do actually love all sizes even the flat ones
Can we fucking stop giving attention to whores who have a ton of options and are mad men out of their league aren't dating them?
Agreed.
The only women that should be allowed to farm attention are the ones that post their breasts
just take eatrogen and eat onions you dumb cunt.
twhy the fuck onions can't be spelled? fuck off LULZ.
That's fine I'm more of a foot guy anyway
As long as you aren't too skinny, flat breasts are fine. It's nasty when the girl also looks anorexic though.
the bully is once again only replying to big tits and ignoring everyone else
Smart bait. Thats how you catch them.
I prefer citrus sized, wouldn't mind cherry sized either.
But whatever, keep on complaing
I am 6'4", lift weights, make 75k/y (not much I know), and I LOVE SMALL TITTIES!!!!
Sadly my face is 6/10 so I've never had a gf
>femanon makes thread about her tits
>doesn't post tits
FUUUUUCCCKKKKK OOOOOOFFFFFFFF
why be attention whorish? you know you haven't actually posted ur tits if you even have those.
I bet my tits are bigger than yours and I'm male
You have to have gay sex with
and half of her breast mass will be transfered to you
based idea is based
honestly femanon competitive sex with dfc vs. titcow with robots betting on the winner would be amazing
70 reply attention whore thread about tit size with no pictures of them. Safe to say this was a waste of everyone's time.
wouldnt it be whorish to post tits
I have bigger mantits than my flat oneitis. Lmfao
Why are people giving this attention whore the time of day? She just came here to get her ego stroked and then leave.
Never know, sometimes people make actual decent connections on this board. I'm not going to throw away the opportunity though, I'd rather spend my time bettering myself and learning how to deal with women. I'm sure some femcels on here could benefit from my perspective as well. Quid pro quo
I would still lick you inbetween your flat titties and squeeze your nipples.
i would suck the tiddies of a flat terminally online femanon
why would somebody make fun of flat chests?
theyre lowkey better
jealously
flat chested girls get to experience having their tiddies grow when they get pregnant. large chested girls are burdened with them for their whole life. that's why flat girls get bullied
Flat-chested girls are more elegant, more chic, more modern. Imagine a flat-chested model or the agile, Asian, parkour runner from Mirror's Edge. That kind of sleek but still feminine elegance is the realm of flat-chested girls.
If you're poor and flat-chested there's no hope for you. God forbid you start to gain weight too. Large-chested girls are stereotypically dumb and that stereotype permeates every single aspect of their aesthetic. In all media, the girl with the giant chest is never the "brains" of any group she's in. But they have other benefits I won't go into.
That's the way it is. Embrace the aesthetic style that suits you best so you can get the most out of it.
Yes CHIHAYA KISARAGI is my waifu
Flat chests are for cute bullying, at least until you get knocked up. If they don't increase a decent amount after the first kid, you're to forever be bullied.
Post your tiny breats so we can make fun of it. I swear I won't furiously jack off to it
>they would probably taste funny.
Forbidden fruit tastes the sweetest. Maybe it might help it grow
I wish that would be true anon.
As long as I don't have to show my face fine. What do you want out of it? What should I do in the picture?
>What should I do in the picture?
I dunno anything. Just like pinch your nipples or something so we know it's you.
I want you to know that I fucking despise all of you. And I hope you rot in hell.
https://imgur.com/a/7rg3Eiw
Nice! Holy fuck you're real!
>Holy fuck you're real!
I wish I wasn't sometimes.
This is why I didn't want to post them. I knew people would hate them.
>i don't know what you want
but you're cute
Thank you Anon. I just want to be loved for who I am.
I'll shave it tomorrow, I'm tired.
>You probably say plenty of things. And when someone tortures you about your breasts, it's really yourself. No one's shoving your body into the conversation but you. I'm sure you could date simps off here quite pleasantly. The truth is that you're just externalising it. You want some man's permission to feel like shit. You want to abdicate all responsibility for not liking yourself, and want me to carry all your baggage about not feeling pretty, and not being likable
Yeah, who are you to judge? The people on this website are assholes. Why do incels expect endless validation from me, and I'm not allowed to ask for any back? Why is this a mens only club? You think I'm normal enough to hang out with boomers on facebook, or make posts on reddit? I'm a fucking gross disaster, and everything about me screams mentally unstable. I just want to sit alone and watch anime and not be bothered by life.
>I'll shave it tomorrow, I'm tired.
No, keep it. It makes me hard
>Yeah, who are you to judge?
I'm a brutally honest analytical nobody that you want the approval of. The irony is that were i to give you approval you'd reject me. The truth is that you are projecting your internal criticisms onto me, and give me power over your emotions only as long as i play within the boundaries of the role you want me to play. Who am i? I'm someone dancing to your tune, you're the composer. You're the one who tied yourself to the chair, and brought a battery with clamps, you just need me to apply the shock. I'm basically just a stage hand in your little fetishistic theater play.
>The people on this website are assholes.
true. But that's why you're coming here. Otherwise you'd hang out on MAL or R3ddit or something.
>Why do incels expect endless validation from me, and I'm not allowed to ask for any back?
Do they ask for validation from you? Are you asking for any now? Sounds more to me like you're hoping for abuse.
>Why is this a mens only club?
Because there are no women on LULZ. Frankly this website is a shithole, with an interface decades old and full of trash. There is nothing here worthy of envy. You just want someone to be mean to you so you can hear it from someone else and not yourself.
>I'm a fucking gross disaster, and everything about me screams mentally unstable.
So is every woman. You think Riley Reid is some paragon of well endowed, mental stability? She rims ass on film and still has a husband and a kid. People paid her millions. That is a mentally ill woman, with no tits, and facing zero negative consequences for it.
>I just want to sit alone and watch anime and not be bothered by life.
You do sit alone and watch anime, and you aren't bothered much by life. You're not starving, you don't have cancer. You're bored on LULZ. You are getting everything you want. You're just still miserable. You literally don't know what's good for you.
what the hell is this gay pseudo-intellectual shit
you just want someone to think you're insightful
you're also wrong about everything
You're not even OP, why do YOU care simp anon? Did you think i couldn't tell that your ip was different?
I never pretended to be OP dipshit
She didn't even use the same posting style or avatar
>you're also wrong about everything
>I never claimed to be op
Sounds like a cope. She's not going to fuck you simp. If i were you, i'd shut the fuck up and not worry about it instead of whining to me like i'm your absent father.
Yeah this is some high level autism
I probably shouldn't mess with you
>M-mercy sensei-sama!
>true. But that's why you're coming here
I mean, that really does sum it all up. There are countless places where a person, especially a woman with a body type that isn't objectively horrifying, can go to for validation. To post on the one place where people can anonymously fling shit at you- and furthermore on the most rancid, misogynistic part of that place on purpose- is an act that can only be based on self loathing, masochism, or astronomical stupidity, and of those three the first seems most likely. Let me give you a genuine word of advice- a rare thing on LULZ: self-flagellating, alone or by proxy, is never going to help you. The human mind is both perceptive and malleable, and if you insist that you're hideous and beneath being loved by anyone, potential or current partners are going to pick up on it and make it true. Even if you aren't doing any of the cringe shit that most incels do, you're getting high on the exact same poison despite being in much less dire straits. As to them, so to you: stop basing your entire self worth on the cursory impressions of shallow degenerates and touch some fucking grass. Get a hobby, maybe. Just stop doing this.
>I wish I wasn't sometimes.
Then kys and then load the save file
Too small femanon. I wouldn't even get hard lmao.
my god you didn't have to listen to that guy a timestamp would have worked and i don't know what you want
but you're cute
NICE!
Shave the bush however
Bullshit, there's nothing here. This is a man
I think you're just fucking samefagging
>nothing shows up
uhh guys
Oh she deleted it. Instant regret I guess
Here bro
GROSS. Lmfao. What a sad state of affairs.
thanks king u da bes
Damn she's hot as fuckkkk, thank you anon!
lmao pussy looks like an upside down bat
got them roastie flaps from being ran through by fucking tons of chads and she's complaining about her tits smdh
>Those nasty lips
shameful. Bent over too considering her small ass tits are still drooping.
>Red fingers
Bitch is freezing.
maybe she's a diabetic
Don't you have to be obese for that?
no there's type 1 and type 2 and one of them in genetic and one is from being a lardass
Underdeveloped chest anon, let me be your hebephile bf.
I'm not the OP attention whore you homosexual.I just quickly screencapped it when this guy said it's gone
.
Let's hope she's just freezing
I just coomed to this therefore I have concludef that OP is just being dramatic.
seems fine
I think you need to gain some weight and you'll round out.
would
dunno why she crying
I want OP as a gf but OP won't even talk to me because I'm not chad ;_;
That body has never seen exercise
Would lick
I literally don't see the issue here?
Femoids are retarded and always whine
WTF I missed it l! Did anyone save it? I want to cooooom
somebody repost ittttttttttttttttt
Holy damn Anon. I'd breed you so goddamn hard, I cannot state how hard you made me with that pic.
Are you in Germany by any chance?
>I want you to know that I fucking despise all of you. And I hope you rot in hell.
even me?
I thought you said I was nice...
well
should I look and move to the other tab?
oh
it looks like it got removed
whatever it was
eh
Just hold a timestamp(a piece of paper with today's date)so we know it's real
>I wish that would be true anon.
Trust me, I have a good knowledge in the human anatomy
>t. med student
Suckable
Just throw a quick selfie up on imgur or something. You don't have to show your face. Just your pussy and tits.
>another obvious tranny larp thread where dumbasses play along for some reason
>You people are vile and hurtful
You talk like you're not a user of this website. You're the bully more than any anon here. You probably say plenty of things. And when someone tortures you about your breasts, it's really yourself. No one's shoving your body into the conversation but you. I'm sure you could date simps off here quite pleasantly. The truth is that you're just externalising it. You want some man's permission to feel like shit. You want to abdicate all responsibility for not liking yourself, and want me to carry all your baggage about not feeling pretty, and not being likable. Ugly cunts with no tits like Belle Delphine made millions with her body. Men aren't that picky you are. You're the brute, you just want a man to deal with it for you. To take all the responsibilities away. To be the avatar of your mentally ill fits of repressed pessimism pouring out of your id.
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some chestlets can be cute but yeah hmm idk
>some chestlets can be cute
>just have a model tier face and perfect skin
well yeah nobody said it was fair but you'll just have to deal with it sweetie
women live life on easy mode, you cant at least keep yourself pretty?
The truth is that OP wants to be humiliated. You don't want to be accepted for who you are, you want this place to validate your fears. You want anons to actually insult you and your body. You probably also feel a tinge of excitement doing this. It's your way of coping with your body that you absolutely hate.
This place can do nothing for you, but give you the hatred that you oh so seek. Just be careful, because women like you are vulnerable to all sorts of mental attacks. It'd be easy to make you feel like I am your savior by making you believe I'd be the only man on this earth to accept your body for what it is. Any asshole could do this to you. I wouldn't feel so reassured at the thought.
What I mean to say is that you need to work on those issues, otherwise you will be the slave of your own body for your entire life. Better start the work now.
>It'd be easy to make you feel like I am your savior by making you believe I'd be the only man on this earth to accept your body for what it is.
You were correct until you said this. You think this because you're a simp.
>What I mean to say is that you need to work on those issues
there is zero point in even mentioning this. Go clean your dirty room anon. How close are you now to actually doing it because i told you to? ... That's what i thought
You ever made fun of small dicks?
Lol looks like OP fled the thread after she posted her tit.
Shame
I'm not seeing my favorite item on the menu...
wasn't even in this thread, what a shit show.
OP really got gaslit to post tits? that sux
u r a feg.
okay thirsty touchless brownoid
>Projecting this hard
OP won't fuck you no matter how hard you're whiteknighting you pajeet creep.
The truth is she posted this thread and her tits to get validation, in return we (I) got fap material. That's it. Pretending to be otherwise , saying she got 'gaslit' is retarded and makes you look like a redditor.
>OP won't fuck you no matter how hard you're whiteknighting you pajeet creep.
>The truth is she posted this thread and her tits to get validation, in return we (I) got fap material. That's it. Pretending to be otherwise , saying she got 'gaslit' is retarded and makes you look like a redditor.
lmao nice life story
that's actually how LULZ is SUPPOSED to go, and it's why you should leave and stop coming here like you're a part of the community. You're just a simp.
Female anons, how common is the reaction in this comic?
Do you really want a "feminist" awser when you complain about your chest size? Don't you enjoy being desired by the opposite sex?
>would you rather be lied to or would you prefer honesty
a lot of women just want to be lied to
Riley Reid is really cute.
she's probably got like twice the boobage of op tho
>Then why aren't you dating a flat chested woman?
The honest reason is because we haven't made plans yet so
I know this kinda nice hole-in-the-wall Italian restaurant downtown
There's a place to walk nearby as well
>You sound nice anon. Too nice for a place like this.
well... I don't come here all that often but every now and then I inevitably return
you feel it too don't you?
that gravity
I appreciate you though
Hey I remembered part of the song so uh
"...Yeah, uh! I can do better than that...
Your very best won't pass this test, unless your chest is flat...
I've got a e-boi harem, you can't tear us apart
'Cuz when a flat-chested girl hugs me, I'm closer to her heart, ha!"
LOL
So I mean that's kinda cringe for sure and
Maybe it means you don't think I'm nice anymore
but I still think you're nice
and deserve someone who would appreciate you
I'm a leg guy so
let's look at this from an incel perspective
if you recognize that small tits are not as desirable as big tits then what are your feelings about a below-average dick?
actually, furthermore, the emphasis on tits alone rather than ass or anything else seems very reminicant of how sometimes dudes have this "male gaze" where they think that building a lot of muscle is attractive and the lack of it is why they don't get girls while completely forgetting about the "female gaze" which would prefer actually attractive features rather than pure orc muscle
with this in mind think about your obsession with your tits, is it really this that is holding you back or have you become obsessed with something due to only having the "female gaze" while actually leaving out what other men actually care about
if I'm being brutally honest tits are not even your biggest worry
u got roast beef and are also incredibly skinny to the point we see ur ligaments on ur inner thighs
not to mention you never talked about your facial attractiveness
all in all, I really think you're just obsessed/stuck up on one thing when in reality there's much more pressing matters you should be considering in terms of attractiveness
I'm sure if you were shooting for some sub 5 guy looks would be of no real concern but considering you're so strung up on it you're probably shooting above ur league, it's brutal for sub 5's like me BUT if I were to give u advice just think of things from a male perspective and try to focus on MUCH more than just ur tits in terms of what could be off-putting for others that you're trying to date
All tits deserve love
Anything more than a handful is wasted space.
You know, it's funny. When I was younger I was always into bigger ones.
Now I'm realizing both of the women I'm into have smaller breasts, with more in the back. Oh and femanon? They get bigger during pregnancy.
I don't care about your boob size, as long as you give me that gawkgawk3000 I'm happy
How would you know? You never talked to me. Do you, perhaps, only add chad on discord?
I've been with girls of different sizes and prefer small breasts
My ex was flat chested, I still liked her because she was pretty and kind to me and a good person. You should develop other traits that make you a likable person OP. Or just get implants and stop moaning.
small boobies fembot LOVE!
We like to tease because we actually like small chests. We fetishize everything, and in this case we like teasing you. Idk why, but seeing a girl get upset is cute to us. I want to hug you.
Imagine raping the budding tits fembot
>I'm so sick of having my tiny breasts made fun of by cruel anons here
Maybe don't post them?
Let's see how much this vietnamese forum.
If you post them again you are retarded, if not that's one step in the right direction.
Now tits or gtfo
ok fuck it i will engage here at the chance of speaking to a woman or a convincing one, i dont know how the language works anymore forgive me
>get to the point incel!
I would like to participate in a social experiment as to how to open up discourse in the mind of a good faith nihilist of love. I will not speak on it further as to not piss anyone off here so respond if you want or i can fuck off. Btw my social experiment may involve music because they are the pied pipers and i give them social acceptance credit
I've read all the posts in this thread. You tell me that I look ok, and some of you even mentioned you would want to date me. Of course I expected this because you are all EXTREMELY desperate. And outside of virgins/incels here on LULZ, people IRL barely fucking notice me when I'm out in public.
>"I would still date you what is your problem?"
You wanna know what my problem is anons? Heres my problem. If you had the option to date Stacey, or the option to date me. Which are you choosing? AGAIN, shutup and listen! IF YOU HAD THE OPTION, HYPOTHETICALLY.
100 percent of the time, you will always choose Stacey. Because Stacey has perfect tits. And I have been and always have been, only the practice run until the real thing. Nobody wants some ordinary plain jane like me if they aren't desperate. I'm just... Some worthless loser to be settled for. But not someone who anyone would ever seek out if they had another option. It would be nice if we lived in some perfect fucking fantasy world where true love existed, but thats not the one we live in. I'll never find someone who truly loves me for me. Its hopeless, I want to die, I wish I were dead.
Just get implants if you can't deal with webm related
shut the fuck up and post your tits with a timestamp you utter whore
I'm sorry to hear that anon.
It's ironic to see you going through a similar but not an exact apples to apples situation a lot of people here are going through and get bullied for it. It sounds like you have a lot of self esteem issues and frankly trust issues after what some of your friends have done and you don't really have a way to vent that. I'm not sure if there's anything I can do to actually help but I definitely acknowledge you're in a tough position.
Everyone settles. Even the hottest people alive settles eventually. Also why do you think your body is who you are? Your personality is what you want to be loved. Do you really want to be with some guy who only likes you for your body? Anyway you probably shouldn't be here. This site has a way of making mentally ill people do retarded shit like posting their naked body for porn addicts to judge. Just block LULZ and never come here again.
no Stacey ever called me moid
You ever think that maybe your issue is making this an issue. Here's some actual advice anon. Quit giving a shit. You're beautiful.
>you're beautiful
STFU james blunt
log off dumb bitch, the public space isn't a place for you to come and annoy the shit out of everyone with your stupid fucking insecurities and insult everyone and call them shallow at the same time as you refer to them as unworthy and low class undesirables. fuck off. all the way off. you're a cunt. no one notices you because you're an insane bitch and they can smell it on you not because of your normal chest size.
I wouldn't date you simply because you let the LULZtards coerce you into posting your tits lol, what does that say about you, honestly?
This betrays an incredibly shallow view of relationships. Obviously, for 99% of people, there's someone on earth who any given person would consider more physically attractive, but that's kinda missing the point. Knowing a person, or at least about them, has been demonstrated to greatly increase their desirability to a person. If you want people do be attracted to you despite factors you can't change, stop constantly pointing at your greatest insecurities and start working on being the kind of person that people actually want to spend time with. Your negativity is a self fulfilling prophecy, it makes you depressing to be around and by extension the kind of person nobody wants to spend time with or date. Your attitude is suffocating and your perspective is miserable. Your body is fine: not top percentile to most people, but good enough for a vast majority of people to like given that you actually build a rapport with them. I'm not telling you to become a new person, I'm just telling you to stop pretending like it's impossible for you to find someone who actually likes you
Shut up you ungrateful bitch and post a below neck above waist body pick
I would have no importance to Stacey's life and the relationship would be hollow. She would never love me and even if she forced herself to pretend, it would be for my lust only and spending time with her would be strange due to our completely different places in life.
You, however, could perhaps have a void in your life that I could fill, I don't mean it in a "I want a position of power over you" way. I mean it in a "I could actually bring something good to your life" way.
THIS is why I want a fembot / terminally online / inferior feeling / otherwise lonely gf so badly. A relationship could bring purpose to both of our lives. A purpose that I would never betray, but I've never had the opportunity to prove I wouldn't.
fellow aspie i see
kinda apgree with you
i really want to avoid being in a relationship with any stacey, and small boobs tell me a girl has had at least one insight into what it means to not be a normie
if we then add other stuff like introversion and social anxiety then what we get is what i think is a truly unique person with their worthwhile perspectives which is also likely very smart
No I'd date you because Stacey doesn't like autistic guys, nor is Stacey relatable, had a poor upbringing or plays and supports me with my games.
So if you do those things, you're already way better. There it is. It's that simple.
Swap out Stacy for Chad and tits for body/face and this could be written by a male LULZ user instead of a female one.
Welcome to the club.
Dude I know right? She's like the embodiment of every entitled male anon all summed up into one.
anone im 5'5 but if anyone told me im short i'd just look at them weird, because i know i struggle much less than they do, like i weigh little, i can sleep everywhere, i dont have to pay attention to what's above me when i walk and other stuff too idr
i know girls with small boobs have a much easier time with their body too, like you can sleep on your stomach (i bet that's enough to make everyone jealous) and you can wear (or not) more comfortable bra
plus you probably know more stuff too, so i'd say it's a win for you..
i learnt that some people don't want to understand different povs and those are the people i would rather avoid
Actually I'd prefer Stacey's Mom I heard she's got it going on
I don't know if still here, but I would still prefer dating you tbh. Call me a liar, but I don't care abour stacies at all. They are shallow and superficial. The last girl I feel in love wasn't the most attractive, but she had a spark in her that made me feel attracted to her. She really meant a lot to me. She didn't have big tits and look quite autistic, but she was quite unique in her demeanor. For me personally, tiny breasts aren't a big deal. I find all types of tits beautiful even the different ones, that is me. I hope somebody really loves you.
shouldn't you be on typing this all out on crystal cafe?
OP, if you want big tits so bad, have them.
Your tits arent why men dont like you.
I am glad at least some femanons are realizing their place in the hierarchy
>2023
>not boobymaxxing with fenugreek and red clover
NGMI
you still? you can get a bf with ease who genuinely loves you. i don't understand how you can be like this. how many boyfriends have you had?
I unironically prefer smaller tits.
So if your girlfriend had small tits you would suck on them?
Implying there is anything to suck
As a guy I can say other males are horrible. Crab bucket mentality. They are absolute disgusting subhumans and every incel and every male in general deserves more suffering. It's probably evolutionary psychology, but males tend to hurt other males for their own benifit and advantage. Life sucks.
lmfao whore is for chad ONLY
gaslighting robots into settling for "femcels" like herself.
NOOO you can't have stacey! you have to choose me!
b-but only because chad pumped and dumped me...
Post more pics as an apology. Why are you into humiliation again?
>be me
>say I like smaller chested girls
>get called weird/gay/a pedo just for a mundane preference in women
Why is it so fucking weird that I just like smaller girls?
Small tits are best tits, however being funny and cute is more important. This is the truth
sometimes I wish i could cry about my insignificant problems like a woman could. Must be nice to get simpathy from random lonely anons cause wahhh booba small. Honestly wish you had some real hardship in your life so you would get a glimpse into our world.
big tits are best tits
>Wya anon? Do you want to be friends? I'm from Washington, west coast. Do you live by there?
i'm from across the country so we wouldn't meet irl but if you like playing any popular kind of video game on pc i could probably do it with you
Big tit love coming through
No bra no problem
Big tits have big support
That's what it's all about
Those girls can bounce!
I'm the one who wrote the 'self fulfilling prophecy' post.
I think that trying to work on yourself is good, but I think that ultimately it's difficult to learn to love yourself on your own. You should strive to find an emotional support network of people whom you can be at least reasonably sure aren't just trying to use you. People who will both affirm you and call you out on self-destructive behavior or habits. Humans are ultimately social animals and trying to pull your mental health up by your bootstraps is never going to work. You need friends you can trust and ideally you should probably get one with people who aren't from LULZ. This site is a breeding ground for self hatred and mental illness. If you must find friends here, be aware that even they are not the sole arbiters of your worth. You are.
Think about the mistakes that you've made today. Never post nudes online ever again. It'll only serve to haunt you. I wouldn't even recommend taking them and sending them to people you trust. I'll be around if you need any clarifications, but don't take my word as gospel either. I'm a stranger on the internet: we all are. We're not your friends and we're not your peers.
there is no fucking way this thread is real
Funny how the most popular thread on this board right now is just some random woman complaining about inconsequential bullshit.
One might deduce we may living in some sort of society.
I have no ill feelings toward the woman, she is merely being the average demented fuck on LULZ, I have major contempt for the men who are drooling and creaming over the fact a woman mentioned the fact she had tits, actually pathetic
you crab in a bucket fags are the worst. op is our only chance at talking with a woman about her tits and you hate us for taking it
nigga is it really that hard to sext a girl?? Go on tinder for 15 minutes and you're done
ok and what if i can't meet her irl because i can't drive? she won't give a shit then
yeah never mind man, you need to get a car or a motorcycle, just anything that lets you drive on a highway, even a fucking tractor
Until then, its over for you
You think the girls on LULZ are less than 15 minutes away?
NEED, CUTE, PICTURE, OF, YOUR, TITS.
FOR, ANALYSIS, REASONS.
Yeah honestly if you are like, flat chest, like really flat, I once had a super cute girl with AAA cup, she's like prob the cutest girl you can find anywhere on tinder, instagram models, efc, chances are she's cuter, BUT, I was just unable to felt any sexual attraction for her, too flat.
so sorry to break it to you, flat chest is a factor. for me at least.
get beast implants
Good. Big boobies>little boobies
you arent a complete woman
you arent a real woman
no one will ever find you attractive
>I don't know why I was so fucking retarded.
it's okay, shit happens. you posted completely anonymously. nobody knows who you are.
unfortunately, there is a fat disgusting mentally retarded Indian who will probably be jerking off to your bix nood for a while. lesson learned?
>having my tiny breasts made fun of
Well, I like tiny breasts so send them to me and I will compliment them 🙂
Just find a guy who likes and prefers tiny breasts. [/spoiler]Someone like me[/spoiler]
Welp, I fucked that up.
tranny tits tranny tits tee hee
Every woman is insecure about her looks. Maybe not openly but its still there. You're fine, accept yourself and stop with the self loathing nagger damn!!!!!
Do men here really despise small breasts? That makes me sad
>do men despise small breasts
Breasts make you look womanly so ofc non homopedo men will prefer big tits
Why are you so demoralizing? What have we ever done to you?
>Why are you telling the truth
You asked
>what have we done
Who is "we" and who are you?
>"femcel here"
>250+ replies
>femanon would rather complain and reply to posts made to upset them than anons that like them
Many such cases.
Maybe you should stop responding to anons who make fun of flat girls? I never got any bad comments about not having big boobs here pretty much the opposite
Teach me your ways please. I want to know.
Just don't interact. Why should i change my boobs or some internet dudes to get people to like me. My boobs are a hand fill at moste but it's pretty comfy without a bra and you can't really see them when you habe bog cloths on
No one is asking you to get implants. But you'd be more appealing with breasts instead of being flat. Stop pushing us to like your boychest.
does big ass make up for small boobs?
>pear shaped
I mean it helps, your hips look wider and makes you look more fertile
>make up
Not exactly 1:1 but it helps
boobs don't matter, ass does. so yes it does
>The most popular thread on LULZ
>It's an intense discussion about a femanons tits and whether small boobies are good or not.
Good. It's a better thread than 90 percent of other threads.
I didn't say it was bad. I just think it's kind of funny that the things anons seem to care the most about are bewbs.
because they are not real, functioning breasts. stop trying to be something you are not. it never gets easier
You guys fell for a larp and now youre all in here desperate and thirsting over a porn video screenshot they used for the thread.
Idk why i still even browse this place, what a waste of time and what a bunch of retards you all are
I am too lazy to read this entire thread.
But I want to date a weeb girl with big tits.
That's my ideal girl.
>I'll do what I can to move on
It's tough to move on, especially from pain. The best thing to do is find something you enjoy doing that will command your full attention for extended periods of time. Getting lost in a good book or singleplayer game, but those have defined ends. Trying to teach yourself a skill you've always wanted to be good at is a great time-filler, but do it because you want to do it, not because you need to distract yourself.