I'm ready to have a Christian husband and a family. I cook, I clean, I pray and read my Bible.
I'm ready to have a Christian husband and a family. I cook, I clean, I pray and read my Bible.
I'm ready to have a Christian husband and a family. I cook, I clean, I pray and read my Bible.
Okay but do you post pictures of your belly in this thread, for me?
How is posting my belly going to get me a Christian husband?
Oh, it won't, but it'll make me happy. To be real, you're definitely not going to find a Christian husband on here. Why don't you try meeting men at church?
Please stop telling me to go to church you know why I can't go.
Is it because of your weight? What's stopping you from losing weight? Sorry only been paying moderate attention to your threads
I had a realization this morning as i was half asleep. I thought I only binge ate because my mother didn't love me so I used food to comfort me but actually my step-dad fed me alot of junk food. It was a way to bond. So now I realize I use food for good and bad emotions. I rely on it too much. I've been on a diet for 1.3 days so far.
That does sound rough. My childhood was pretty shit too. Now I don't really know much about dealing with overeating due to emotions but I have lost a good amount of weight before. Maybe I could give you some advice. What kind of diet are you doing? You're not just starving yourself are you?
I'm using weight watchers. I just log everything I eat and stay within my points. It's going well. I'm trying to drink more water but I'm still not sure about exercise.
Well, I've never tried any of those meme diets but as long as it's working for you and you're not getting the urge to binge eat, it sounds good to me. Personally, I did a lot of calorie counting, like making sure that I didn't go over a certain amount of calories per day. Avoided stuff like fast food, soda, chips, fried food, most prepackaged things, etc. Most of those things are really calorie dense but don't fill you up. Best to just stick with whole foods and cook your own meals. As far as exercises go, at your weight, I would just focus on going on walks everyday. They don't have to be super long either. Just make sure your diet is on point and you'll 100% lose weight. Best of luck with your weightloss, I'm sure you can do it.
Hello I am a christian man. I could be your husband. But I'll need to see the belly first.
Luke 12:31
I'm here, hello!
>mean appear
>Femanon ignores them
I guess she isn't ready after all
Please don't bully me. How am I supposed to know how to make a husband out of an LULZ thread reply?
Do you ever wonder why in the animal world it's always the males that sing beautiful songs or have beautiful patterns covering them yet the females look so bland? Males present themselves and females select which one looks (or acts) the nicest.
Take this anon for example
He came into the thread asking for a sexual favor, and you responded to him. Yet this anon
Came into the thread with a bible quote talking about how god will supply you with what you need so long as you bear him in mind and he was ignored. So evidently you'd rather someone who wants you for your body than a legitimate Christian who has read the bible and knows passages.
Asses their feather patterns, listen to their bird call, watch their mating dance, and merely choose. It's that simple.
>He came into the thread asking for a sexual favor, and you responded to him
What are you implying, anon? I think I'm a pretty decent guy
>What are you implying, anon? I think I'm a pretty decent guy
Pic related
Ask questions, learn about these anons, or merely go on soc and put up some pre-requisites and filer out the men as they enter your inbox. It's so easy for you, i don't get how you struggle with this.
Then again, you probably weren't looking to add anyone from this thread anyhow
You're right. I did look up the quote when I say it. I thought it was nice bit I wasn't sure what to say from there. And I don't want belly anon either.
>And I don't want belly anon either
You don't have to want me, you just have to post your belly. Although at this point I feel like you're probably not gonna do it. So I'll stop asking.
You can't be a fat cunt and refuse the only men who like fat cunts.
Many men will fuck a fat girl, few will marry one. Trannies hate chasers for the same reason.
Right, but it's an easy sell for a robot.
"Either marry me or be forever alone."
Just show them your boobs once.
Robots like to day they are desperate but they aren't. So many "incels" are so soley because they refuse to date fat girls. It's not as easy of a sell as you'd think.
>So many "incels" are so soley because they refuse to date fat girls
Not me. I am finally getting better mentally and socially. I really hope I can get a nice fat gf soon
>all ugly people are like this. You only ever hear of fetishization discourse from ugly people.
Post weight :3
Oh God damn it, you saved my edit of my edit.
Also your last thread ended up becoming fucking nasty.
I don't know what you're talking about. My last thread was normal.
Which Bible, anonette? Which Bible?
niv but I kind of regret it. It's just what I grew up with.
I hope you like it hot
What does your daily routine look like?
What is the sexiest thing an overweight gamer has said to you that has made you instantly want to have sex with him?
I understand
Wake up, eat, watch youtube videos and post on LULZ, clean kitchen, sleep
>Wake up, eat, watch youtube videos and post on LULZ, clean kitchen, sleep
Add a 20 min walk to that routine
Ok I have to figure out how to get over my fear of going outside
At least 2 hours and yes I shower
>Ok I have to figure out how to get over my fear of going outside
Well you could just walk inside if you really had. It would get you up and doing something at the very least. How bad is your agoraphobia? I'd say try just going out for 5 minutes at a time and work your way up. Baby steps. You seeing a doctor or anything?
Didn't you say you couldn't fit in a car? How bad is your weight problem?
How long can you walk/stand? Do you wash yourself? Very important questions for a future husband.
>christian in 2023
>I'm ready to have a Christian husband and a family
are you really? Would you add me on discord?
Why dont you just go to /soc/ instead of /LULZ/ if you are this desperate for a ln online christian BF.
>I
THESE THREAD MAKE ME FUCKING BEND OVER DYING OF LAUGHTER, THANK YOU GOD TO WHOEVER IS MAKING THESE POSTS HAHAH.
Bumping in hopes of Christian husband
I'll be your christian husband. What exactly are you looking for in a man?
not OP but I'm thinking food stamps would be a draw
>I'll be your christian husband. What exactly are you looking for in a man?
A good man, strong, handsome and a man of god ready to provide for me and start a lovely god following family. I will be a housewife and you will make money for us.
Having encountered the pool of christian women(that arent already married) its either this or so damaged that its a minefield just trying to speak to them
throw in bbq and nascar and you're ready for a dating app