I’m going to prison for at least 3 1/2 years. I’m being offered a plea that I’m going to take since I don’t have the money for a decent enough lawyer to convince a jury I’m innocent. Any Anons here with experience from the inside? What should I expect? I have a month before I have to report for my sentence.
I have no idea about life in prision but I really want to know what you did
Let's just say I was in the Trump administration.
I'm still lost. No idea about boring politics
Ooh, a juicy bottom, hand delivered.
Basically a workplace accident that the company and legal system chose to blame me for. I was putting some stuff in overstock when this big ass box fell and landed on this guys head. Long story short he died and I was charged. I pled down to involuntary manslaughter because I realized it was better than going to trial and probably getting 20 years for the initial homicide charge. There’s a lot I’m leaving out but that’s basically what happened.
Oh shit man sounds awfull . I'm sorry and I hope everything goes well
How easy will it be to get a phone so I can browse LULZ and watch valorant ace compilations?
>How easy will it be to get a phone so I can browse LULZ and watch valorant ace compilations?
This has to be a LARP , no fucking way this is actually what you care about in this moment ? Like good lord.
I don’t have any friends and I haven’t spoken to any of my family in over a year. It’s all I have.
Can I go back and ask the judge if I can take back my plea? Idk maybe I’ll do alright at trial.
I don’t like people who work in journalism they’re fucking stupid.
Don't work in journalism but study law. Reparations are fucked but they should work for you.
How was homicide ever even on the table? That, barring other factors, sounds like a clear accident, one for which the company if not regulators have safety guidelines to prevent. Were you following safety guidelines? Was the victim? Did the company properly train you and enforce them? There's a lot to consider here, do you have a public defender, and has he asked these questions? I just can't imagine a situation where a workplace accident turns into a personal criminal case without gross negligence or malintent.
Off the rip the company said that I was actively disobeying safety protocols. Store manager, district manager, HR, everyone. They did do proper safety training but it wasn’t enforced because we had deadlines and I alongside others were working 50-60 hours a week and exhausted. I’m also Native American in a 90%+ country and the guy was White so take that for what you will. I also tested positive for THC so they claimed that I was under the influence. Ultimately just my word against theirs
I have a hentai tattoo will that complicate things?
>but it wasn’t enforced because we had deadlines and I alongside others were working 50-60 hours a week
any competent lawyer would take this in a heartbeat
dig around and find a consultation
Second this, go to legal aid or I'm sure the government has programs for getting native Americans legal aid.
At 50-60 hours a week you are working at over a standard work week in a physical job.
You may also be able to argue racial discrimination and the company not enforcing safety protocols is negligence on their part.
That's shitty dude, like you said right under the bus. Obviously I'm not able to tell you to fight it without all the info, but if they were pushing workers too hard and ignoring safety standards, and if you had any corroborating evidence or witnesses like coworkers to testify as such, you might have a case. I hope you defender at least considered those things. The thc stuff should be less of an issue since they can't prove intoxication.
Your hentai tattoo will be in a sea of other tattoos, some equally risque. You might earn fellow weeb-friends, because even weeaboos go to prison, so you can talk about No Game No Life with them. If it's a e-boi tattoo consider your life possibly forfeit.
As for prison advice, never been, but what I know from having shit birds in my family is to keep to yourself, be friendly but never overly friendly, don't let shit go or get taken advantage of/be seen as a pushover or bitch but be respectful otherwise, don't give handouts to fucksticks and mooches, don't fuck with gangs/cliques, don't ever associate with woman-beaters/killers or those with crimes against kids, and beat their ass if you're told to, but keep your head down and earn good behavior for early release. Take kitchen or laundry jobs, or any job at all, stay clean/don't stink, don't make friends with COs, don't be a snitch. Most won't fuck with you for the sake of it, especially if you're not in a gang. If you fly under the radar, don't piss people off, or associate with pariahs, then you'll be golden.
well nagger, I was in a facility for minors once, obviously not the same as prison, but not a big deal, spent 2 months there and you just have to do what this anon said, keep a low-profile, be respectful, don't be a submissive bitch.
>How easy will it be to get a phone so I can browse LULZ
lol, lmao even
Should I start fighting people when I get there so they know I’m not bitch made?
no lol that will get a target painted on your back immediately. do not do this. if there's anything you take away from this thread, it should be not to do this.
What if it’s someone I could easily take on like someone very frail?
Have you been formally charged? Cause I am willing to bet it becomes less than that. What a joke of a legal system in America.
Was it really an accident though? You can tell us
>Dude literally sent to prison for a death threat on LULZ
>It is common for moralfags to report posts to FBI
>You can tell us 🙂
>he's actually afraid of Shitwood
You're already going to prison, retard.
>clearly an accident
cool larp thread, looking forward to seeing it again same time next week alongside all the other copypastas
that's fucking retarded
Keep to yourself
You could just look up prison stories on Youtube, should give you a good idea.
One lesson is to never accept anything for free, they will expect you to do stuff for them in return later.
Yeah this OP "Free" doesn't exist in prison. Avoid debt at all costs.
Just looked up some and I’m even more scared now. I have a very high pitched nasally voice will they bully me?
What if I can pay the debt back?
Is it worth sucking dick, getting stabbed/beat, or fucked in the ass for? Plus it'll be with big interest. Better to avoid owing anyone anything at all costs.
>What if I can pay the debt back?
You don't know what they're going to ask you. It might be something that will cause problems.
don't ever plea if you didn't do anything, retard. don't you read the news? they means no matter what they find in the future, even a 4k video 100% proving you didn't do it, they will NEVER let you go innocent
plea means you accept that you are guilty, DONT do it if you are actually innocent
if you dont have money just take someone pro-bono
It's a long shot but try getting your case out there to the public. Contact your local news and they might pick it up. Post on reddit it'll probably get a lot of attention bc redditors love to fight against companies.
Bait thread. Move along.